He's burning the meter constantly. Even if he had his meter bar twice bigger than his opponent he would still burn it to zero while his opponent would still have some DI to spare
Actual high level players talking about sequences that lead to burnout. Dave calling these circus matches where two goofs trade ex dps and throws "high level matches" that are draining him.
@@HeroineWaifuKefla Oddly enough except for that one time he says he was pushing every button. And you can only hear his pig hooves push a single one. It's like he only knows how to lie.
This happened frequently in his precious Super Turbo too. That game had one meter to look at and he failed at it, this has like 3, ain't no way he can pay attention to that.
What makes it even funnier is he somehow expected to have lvl 3 super, when immediately before that, he'd already spent 1 bar on a lvl 1 super that failed to connect.
"Mash jab!" Yes Phil, 'mashing jab' or throw are two of the only ways to get out of non air-tight blockstrings in this game. Does he expect the opponent not to try and take their turn back and let you constantly land non air-tight pressure?
Hop throw off blocked normals should be infinite pressure and honorable evo pro players would sit there and take the throw over and over. Only scrubs dare press a normal to interrupt the fake setup DSP has shown to mash mindlessly every single round with no ability to adapt or change it. All he can do is complain because the pattern play he's discovered isn't working, and that must mean the opponent is cheating.
Imaging literally hopping into someone's fist three times in a row and then talking about how unimpressed you are that he gets all these combos 'for free.'
Imagine thinking anyone would care about whether a middle-aged, housebound, unemployed, alcoholic, gambling-addicted loser was impressed with how you played in a videogame.
As a Ken main, I am so happy this character has been designed in a way to give Phill such mental breakdowns. Its priceless. Meanwhile, Ken is so common even my aunt knows how to counter him. I can't wait for the moment he tries him and starts whining over nothing working and "I don't know what to doooooo" 🤣 Edit: also, Blanka is crazy good in hands that know him and has plenty of answers for Ken and ways to trick him. Blanka is a beast no pun intented. But as usual even gold would turn to shit in Phills hands.
In case anyone's confused about what happened at 3:09, Blanka parried a jab from Ken. Perfect parry makes you able to act immediately while keeping the opponent doing whatever they were doing. Basically, it becomes your "turn", but frame data and the game's mechanics still apply. Ken just used OD Shoryuken after recovering from a jab, since the jab's recovery (4f of recovery) has less frames than the startup of Blanka's OD up ball (7f of startup) and OD DP has enough i-frames to avoid being hit by the up ball. The correct answer in this situation would have been for Blanka to use 5LK (4f), as Ken's 5LP has 4 frames of recovery. Up ball was simply too slow to punish Ken's 5LP, having 7f of startup on OD up ball. In DSP's pretend playworld where everything goes exactly his way and ignores reality, your move becomes 0 frames after doing a perfect parry and your opponent can do nothing but turn off the game and give DSP money for his hard work via tips. Edit: Corrected the original post from stating the jab was special canceled and instead, the SRK was used after recovering from the jab. Also provided some frame data and what he could have done in that situation.
Could dsp have used a jab to punish after the perfect parry? I'm not sure exactly what the frame data is on that interaction, but that's why you can watch the replay with the frame data displayed to find out what you're doing wrong instead of just complaining and demanding that the game change.
I've noticed that dsp often tries to punish with reversals for some reason which is almost never the best option. They're generally not the fastest, and you can usually get a full combo and do more damage. Especially with how the punish counter system works in this game.
I don't think I have ever seen someone who is less self-aware than this dude. Also, after watching a bunch of these videos, I've learned that EVERY move beats EVERYTHING in the game.
Always has been in every fighting game he plays. He has NEVER lost a match because he’s outplayed. It’s always because someone cheated, played cheap, bad internet, whatever. He acts like the kid that lost the game at the playground and had an excuse every time. There are hundreds of thousands of SF players through the years, yet none of them can beat him because they’re legitimately better
Somebody please rescue his controller, nothing deserves that kind of abuse. Also pretty sure his "dropped moves" is because him slamming his hooves on it,
he didn't reversal through perfect parry, he reversal'd through your ex up ball (which whiffed it looks like) with his own invincible ex move AFTER you did it, so yeah he's gonna win that exchange. It said punish counter which means he punished your move
He used the wrong move to punish ken. He should do a normal move, then connect a special move to a combo, but he can't because that perfect parry was random and he didn't expect that, so he did a panic upper ball which he always mashes during the wakeup situation.
8:55 Nothing I could do NOTHING I COULD DO *LITERALLY* *NOTHING* *I* *COULD* *DO* He then in fact does something. It just takes him 5x longer than normal humans. What a pained existance. 😂
So Phil's reasons as to why he keeps losing to Kens are either the Ken is following a flow chart that he, the 4th placer in _Street Fighter II Turbo_ and the Number One player in the States at EVO 2005, who is a *THINKING* player, cannot predict and break, or that the character's broken? lmao
Y'all laughing but if the recent tournament is anything to go by a big portion of this community thinks like DSP LMAO "e honda is so broken gais capcom pls fix"
He has zero skill, he rants and raves about his amazing 4th place finish and how he is a professional gamer and he has all this knowledge and the fact that he is right all time and never wrong is pathetic
@@biddergick2890 The 'skills' he has are from his SF2 days. He plays SF3 onwards as if they were SF2, so he does worse. And about diamond... if you choose 'Advanced' while starting the game, you have a considerable win/loss ratio, and you do good rank qualifiers, you'll get good ranks.
You know for something who's so angry at Ken, why does he not play as him since he is "easy" ? Does his hatred goes even towards refusing playing him or that if he plays him shows that no Ken isn't that "easy" as he get stomped by other people ? I would say yes, he would prefer having a nemesis to throw every excuse at instead of trying Ken and being laughed out and making fun of for losing as Ken. Also can't wait to see that gift sub bomb go back to 400 something.
@@thatONEmachineHe could pick a hard but top tier character like Juri or Chun and would still get dumpstered. He prefers playing the same characters that he knows instead of actually trying some new stuff he’s not familiar with
@@a.c.slater7989 Mhm he falls back and only rely on his SF 2 skills and basic fighting skills which sure can lead him to some victories but he refuse to adapt to the new mechanics which then leads to even bigger losses and salt. He would never pick a hard character because that would require training and learning especially if it's girls characters (he only played once Lily and Manon but mostly been playing guys and btw SF 2 characters : No JP, Dee Jay, Jaime, Luke)
You just have to interpret and translate pigsplain. So, everything is in reverse. If Phil is up against any character, that character is a "safe" character that has explicit and intended mechanics that cannot in any way be countered, resulting in Piggy not being able to do anything. As well, if Phil controls that same character, that character now has inherent flaws that are easily exploited. There is nothing impressive about any of it. In layman terms, Phil is trash and can't help but project his failure.
You know that feeling when a fly comes into your home through a crack in a window, but can't get back out even though it's super easy? That's how it feels to watch this guy play.
Guy has no idea what mashing is. That dj literally did nothing until Phil tried to ball at him, then dj perfectly timed the jab to count hit and Phil says mash jab...
Phil complaining that people spam OD DP as if he didn’t do whiff OD up-ball into another OD up-ball Bro really mashed level 3 super when he didn’t even have level 3, but his opponent is the scrub dood
I love that little bit at 16 minutes in, where he describes what winning neutral looks like but as a complaint that it's part of the game and then goes on to describe why you don't want to be in the corner in most fighting games like it's a bad mechanic and it's at that point you start to wonder if he's ever played a fighting game before and wonder how he managed to climb to Diamond especially after walking into jab range again and again against people who will punish him for it.
The forced joker laughs are gonna be a documented thing before long, they've been getting crazyier and more frequent lately. Almost like hes forcing himself to puff his chest out and anime laugh for the stream to save face. Let that sink in, he plays like shit, malds, copes, seethes, snorts, begs, makes a shitty joke(not literally this time) then he thinks to himself "Detractors are gonna clips this and call it Phil gets salty, ill show them im jubilant instead", and the joker laugh comes to save the day. Nobody who isnt having fun can laugh that GENUINLY and from the snort soul 🤡
The fact that DSP somehow has made it to mid diamond and I haven't is honestly the best motivator I've got to keep climbing. If he can make it somehow what's my excuse?
next time I get pulled over, I'm gonna yell "mash jaaab! free kahmbow!" and "level 3 super!" that will definitely get me out of a speeding ticket, unless the cop drops frames.
Why his dents donate money to put on clothes is beyond me. Especially SF streams, he scams them by taking it off halfway through when getting his ass kicked 😂😂😂
It will start as soon as he stops to insult other players, his viewers, detractors, other content creators, developers and simply anyone who come by to a viral video of him fucking up.
8:00 Opponent read an OD reversal and do a punish counter combo. Phil : He just stand still and press random button and doesn't time anything. Literally no skill.
Ken is indeed very powerful in SF6. That said, someone should teach him that perfect perry isn't Dio Brando, it doesn't stop time, it gives you 2-3 frames of advantade, a window where you can easily sneak in the primer for a combo. Instead the scrub mashed Blanka ball losing his advantage. That isn't the oly time when he mashed Blanka ball at point blank range, getting punished as a result. That is even more evident at 11:13 when the same situation happens but he manages to low kick him and then he manages to hit the BB. Apparently "reaction", to him, means spamming supers hoping to get out of the corner. I would be fine with it, he is not a good player and he makes mistakes, if not for his constant whining!
Gets frame-trapped by DeeJay and is bewildered by the concept of a move being plus on block. I guess that makes sense, considering all the holes in his "pressure" that are constantly jabbed through. Also, genuinely what does he think OD up-ball does? How many times does it have to whiff or get beaten out or fail to punish something unsafe on block before he starts to consider that maybe it has neither the horizontal range, invincibility or very fast start-up that he clearly thinks it does? Weird how he keeps getting counter hit when he tries to block and the game won't let him though. Must be a bugged mechanic.
Gets beat by a perfect Ken. Claims no skill. DSP hamming it up again. Because he knows how much the internet loves him. When Philly Cheese Steak plays as Ken, there was nothing he could do! Ken just doesn't work so great under the control of pig roach.
@4:25 instead of Phil punishing with a fast startup move like a medium or heavy attack he uses a slow move (upball) so Ken had time to recover and my guess is his Shoryuken has a faster startup than Blankas upball.
I would like to see the look on Phil’s face if every time he tried todo something someone would give him a jab to the face see if he won’t drop what he is doing every time XD🍒
Hilarious how dsp always mashes when hes pressured so he projects that onto every attack his opponent lands. Phil charges directly into Ken as soon as the round starts and his first attack is a jab "He's just mashing jab nothing I can do!", phil gets hit with any punish counter "He's just randomly mashing dude this is so bullshit!"
0:52 unless there's some secrettech I'm missing Ken's light jab doesn't link into his medium. If you react to getting hit by it the rest of the combo can be blocked
There's something artistically beautiful about Phil not knowing that blocking removes drive meter
hundreds of hours into the game.
He's burning the meter constantly. Even if he had his meter bar twice bigger than his opponent he would still burn it to zero while his opponent would still have some DI to spare
Actual high level players talking about sequences that lead to burnout. Dave calling these circus matches where two goofs trade ex dps and throws "high level matches" that are draining him.
The tutorial even tells you that blocking attacks burns your drive meter!
How is he possibly diamond
@@connectingthepieces4845 He chose 'Advanced' when he started the game. And based on his win/loss ratio and qualifiers, he gets a diamond rank.
I love how anytime he gets punished he just says they were mashing
Coming from the guy that’s always mashing and pressing buttons strange isn’t it
@@HeroineWaifuKefla Oddly enough except for that one time he says he was pushing every button.
And you can only hear his pig hooves push a single one.
It's like he only knows how to lie.
In Phils little mind he has his opponent fully downloaded and they can do nothing.
Anything his opponent does is just lucky guessing.
Just please for the love of god ignore the multiple counter hits going off when he says he blocks.
All while mashing like a madman himself xD
"That was lvl3 super!" Has 2 bars
I love the “I did lvl 3 super” at @10:42 but didn’t have his bar filled at 3 yet 😂
Lmao didn’t even notice that. His gross lack of meter awareness wasn’t his fault
This happened frequently in his precious Super Turbo too. That game had one meter to look at and he failed at it, this has like 3, ain't no way he can pay attention to that.
What makes it even funnier is he somehow expected to have lvl 3 super, when immediately before that, he'd already spent 1 bar on a lvl 1 super that failed to connect.
You mean @ 10:35
He hates Ken because he's laying low to keep his family safe, while he's doing nothing for his farm- I mean family.
The homesteading life is tough. It really is.
Phil probably jealous of Ken too because he is a great father and husband unlike Phil
Ken also has phenomenal hair and phil? Well....
I think DSP is just jealous that Ken has a wild glorious mane and DSP has only a Karen wig
And it wasn't for lack of Pah$itivity, he had over 100 bucks in tips then
ken saying "shut up" while phil's bitching about getting punished for a wakeup EX upball is great
Ken is fine. DSP is the actual broken character. Dude came out the womb defective.
idk ken is pretty broken i have to give it to him this time. even though phil is complaining about stuff he shouldnt
@@921Etherhe isn’t broken at all, blanka literally just won the largest sf6 tourney so far lol
If he says "mash jab" one more time I'm going to take that cowboy hat off his head and then make him eat it.
I want to punch him in the face too. I understand.
It's very annoying to hear this same complaint when it's his own fault that he blocks the "mashed" jabs with his face.
The question is why is he wearing it INSIDE THE HOUSE💀
chin buster literally starts with medium punch and he thinks its jab lmao
Ima 💩 in it.
"Mash jab!"
Yes Phil, 'mashing jab' or throw are two of the only ways to get out of non air-tight blockstrings in this game. Does he expect the opponent not to try and take their turn back and let you constantly land non air-tight pressure?
Hop throw off blocked normals should be infinite pressure and honorable evo pro players would sit there and take the throw over and over. Only scrubs dare press a normal to interrupt the fake setup DSP has shown to mash mindlessly every single round with no ability to adapt or change it. All he can do is complain because the pattern play he's discovered isn't working, and that must mean the opponent is cheating.
Not really
Imaging literally hopping into someone's fist three times in a row and then talking about how unimpressed you are that he gets all these combos 'for free.'
Imagine thinking anyone would care about whether a middle-aged, housebound, unemployed, alcoholic, gambling-addicted loser was impressed with how you played in a videogame.
Then you call said player a scrub for perfecting you 😂
As a Ken main, I am so happy this character has been designed in a way to give Phill such mental breakdowns. Its priceless.
Meanwhile, Ken is so common even my aunt knows how to counter him. I can't wait for the moment he tries him and starts whining over nothing working and "I don't know what to doooooo" 🤣
Edit: also, Blanka is crazy good in hands that know him and has plenty of answers for Ken and ways to trick him. Blanka is a beast no pun intented. But as usual even gold would turn to shit in Phills hands.
I like how he complains about online kens like he'd do any better offline
Dude ain't seen offline in over a decade. He's a 100% online warrior himself, but in absolute denial.
The 🧂 is delicious
Also, I hope that hat money was worth it PayPigs since he took it off.
Can’t wait for DSP to play Ken and get completely dumpstered.
In case anyone's confused about what happened at 3:09, Blanka parried a jab from Ken. Perfect parry makes you able to act immediately while keeping the opponent doing whatever they were doing. Basically, it becomes your "turn", but frame data and the game's mechanics still apply. Ken just used OD Shoryuken after recovering from a jab, since the jab's recovery (4f of recovery) has less frames than the startup of Blanka's OD up ball (7f of startup) and OD DP has enough i-frames to avoid being hit by the up ball. The correct answer in this situation would have been for Blanka to use 5LK (4f), as Ken's 5LP has 4 frames of recovery. Up ball was simply too slow to punish Ken's 5LP, having 7f of startup on OD up ball.
In DSP's pretend playworld where everything goes exactly his way and ignores reality, your move becomes 0 frames after doing a perfect parry and your opponent can do nothing but turn off the game and give DSP money for his hard work via tips.
Edit: Corrected the original post from stating the jab was special canceled and instead, the SRK was used after recovering from the jab. Also provided some frame data and what he could have done in that situation.
The up ball looked like it completely missed. Ken actually begins shoryuken from almost a crouched position while dsp floats right over his head.
Thank you for the great breakdown!
Could dsp have used a jab to punish after the perfect parry? I'm not sure exactly what the frame data is on that interaction, but that's why you can watch the replay with the frame data displayed to find out what you're doing wrong instead of just complaining and demanding that the game change.
I've noticed that dsp often tries to punish with reversals for some reason which is almost never the best option. They're generally not the fastest, and you can usually get a full combo and do more damage. Especially with how the punish counter system works in this game.
Dsp: I’m myself is a former pro fighting game player Us: 😂🤣
Ever noticed how it's the scrubbiest players that call players scrubs? Weird how that works.
You know he's praying no one force him to play ken because it would destroy his only excuse to suck agaisnt fighting him
That’s does kind of people/players for you specially ltg and dsp .
his crying is annoying but he is diamond.
he went +20 and is climbing through diamond lol you can call him a lot of things but he's better than 99% of the people like you who call him a scrub.
Idk man you can’t be a scrub at diamond with 10+ win streaks
Remember when you said you weren't attacking the developers for your failures? Good times.
I don't think I have ever seen someone who is less self-aware than this dude. Also, after watching a bunch of these videos, I've learned that EVERY move beats EVERYTHING in the game.
Always has been in every fighting game he plays. He has NEVER lost a match because he’s outplayed. It’s always because someone cheated, played cheap, bad internet, whatever. He acts like the kid that lost the game at the playground and had an excuse every time.
There are hundreds of thousands of SF players through the years, yet none of them can beat him because they’re legitimately better
"Ken is broken!"
Then play as Ken.
It's interesting that these characters are only "broken" when he's not playing as them.
I will say Ken is top tier but Dsp never plays to his characters strengths.
Im surprise he didn’t say that stuff about Ryu yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ken is a lame pick just a poster boy. I'm laughing at the guy I think he's just bad but ken is lame
@@HeroineWaifuKefla He absolutely did before he started playing him. And Chun-Li.
90% of Ken players just do the same loop over and over and just wait to DP. Saying that playing like DSP gets you whooped vs anyone 😂
Somebody please rescue his controller, nothing deserves that kind of abuse. Also pretty sure his "dropped moves" is because him slamming his hooves on it,
Controller: help my owner is abusing me his mashing and pressing buttons
Sos to that fight stick its probably broken when he mashing to so much 😂
Some dude made a clip of Phil playing sf6 and shows each player's inputs. Clearly Piggy's fight stick is busted but he'll never admit it 😂
@@danielsimmons5755That's what I was thinking. Lol. It's the Horia Alpha, so it's straight up plastic.
he didn't reversal through perfect parry, he reversal'd through your ex up ball (which whiffed it looks like) with his own invincible ex move AFTER you did it, so yeah he's gonna win that exchange. It said punish counter which means he punished your move
He used the wrong move to punish ken. He should do a normal move, then connect a special move to a combo, but he can't because that perfect parry was random and he didn't expect that, so he did a panic upper ball which he always mashes during the wakeup situation.
The dude had no health why the hell didnt he just light punch or kick lmao
Dsp up ball has really bad spacing it feels like. I mean dsp whiffs a lot of misses. And a lot of his combo starters are empty jump 2x and mash throw.
Blanka gorilla-man, Blanka no read screen!
8:55
Nothing I could do
NOTHING I COULD DO
*LITERALLY* *NOTHING* *I* *COULD* *DO*
He then in fact does something. It just takes him 5x longer than normal humans. What a pained existance. 😂
This was the worst. Dude completely ignored himself successfully having a solution and ate a 4th throw 😂
Guys I have a big bill. Nothing I could do.
If it’s “pattern play,” which he can recognize, why can’t he win against it?
he hasnt been this tilted in years. gonna be a race between his arcade stick and blood pressure for which gives out first.
Arcade sticks are made pretty well now a days. His body on the other hand is falling apart like an old Plymouth.
So Phil's reasons as to why he keeps losing to Kens are either the Ken is following a flow chart that he, the 4th placer in _Street Fighter II Turbo_ and the Number One player in the States at EVO 2005, who is a *THINKING* player, cannot predict and break, or that the character's broken?
lmao
He gonna have that same hate with Ryu soon just like he does with Ken
Y'all laughing but if the recent tournament is anything to go by a big portion of this community thinks like DSP LMAO
"e honda is so broken gais capcom pls fix"
@@z1u512 "Capcom, me angy. Fix." ( ´;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ;)
Also, funny thing about E. Honda: Phil sucks with him as well.
@@z1u512 ruclips.net/video/g1k94zOeL2k/видео.html
Champion of evo 2005 neo geo street fighter turbo II. Bootleg version of it
He has zero skill, he rants and raves about his amazing 4th place finish and how he is a professional gamer and he has all this knowledge and the fact that he is right all time and never wrong is pathetic
He is a fraud former pro fighting game player and meme of the fgc .
Probably 3 entered.
Says he has zero skill is far fetched. He's got some as he is in diamond. But he makes tons and tons of mistakes that override any skill he has.
@@biddergick2890 The 'skills' he has are from his SF2 days. He plays SF3 onwards as if they were SF2, so he does worse. And about diamond... if you choose 'Advanced' while starting the game, you have a considerable win/loss ratio, and you do good rank qualifiers, you'll get good ranks.
You can't reach diamond 3 if you have "Zero Skill". You get kicked out of diamond 1 after being placed there back to platinum if this is the case.
when is he going to learn, their "mash jab" is literally just checking his dash lol. its 2023 not 2005. You dont get to dash for free any more
B-But how DSP play skilled neutral footsies if he can't jump in or dash in?
@@innocentorphan1213because the equivalent of his footsies is walking into jab.
Phil being Diamond proves to me that I could pick this game up tomorrow and reach masters by afternoon.
You know for something who's so angry at Ken, why does he not play as him since he is "easy" ? Does his hatred goes even towards refusing playing him or that if he plays him shows that no Ken isn't that "easy" as he get stomped by other people ? I would say yes, he would prefer having a nemesis to throw every excuse at instead of trying Ken and being laughed out and making fun of for losing as Ken. Also can't wait to see that gift sub bomb go back to 400 something.
I see this comment about every character he trashes. It's a good point. Because if he sucks with an easy character he has no excuse to fall back on.
@@thatONEmachineHe could pick a hard but top tier character like Juri or Chun and would still get dumpstered. He prefers playing the same characters that he knows instead of actually trying some new stuff he’s not familiar with
@@a.c.slater7989 Mhm he falls back and only rely on his SF 2 skills and basic fighting skills which sure can lead him to some victories but he refuse to adapt to the new mechanics which then leads to even bigger losses and salt. He would never pick a hard character because that would require training and learning especially if it's girls characters (he only played once Lily and Manon but mostly been playing guys and btw SF 2 characters : No JP, Dee Jay, Jaime, Luke)
I want him to play ken so he get perfect KO agaisnt blanka and says blanka is easy mode scrub character
You just have to interpret and translate pigsplain. So, everything is in reverse. If Phil is up against any character, that character is a "safe" character that has explicit and intended mechanics that cannot in any way be countered, resulting in Piggy not being able to do anything.
As well, if Phil controls that same character, that character now has inherent flaws that are easily exploited. There is nothing impressive about any of it.
In layman terms, Phil is trash and can't help but project his failure.
1:30 I'm guessing dsp never learned how to tech throws since that Ken threw him like a used tissue lol
The salt continues...
I’m starting to enjoy it 🤣😂. It’s too entertaining
It's all I can taste
This man lives in a different world. Clearly they don't have enough salt on his planet.
16:20
Wait patiently for blanka ball
Punish with dp
Phill: MASH!
Yeah the he "mashed Drive Impact" after that.
He keeps using that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
You know that feeling when a fly comes into your home through a crack in a window, but can't get back out even though it's super easy?
That's how it feels to watch this guy play.
I love how all the "unearned" things are predicts, good combos, reads, counter hits and punish, lmao
Guy has no idea what mashing is. That dj literally did nothing until Phil tried to ball at him, then dj perfectly timed the jab to count hit and Phil says mash jab...
Phil complaining that people spam OD DP as if he didn’t do whiff OD up-ball into another OD up-ball
Bro really mashed level 3 super when he didn’t even have level 3, but his opponent is the scrub dood
How he is diamond rank is baffling
When he bitched the DeeJay "Mashed DI" like...
He just proved it on camera
You heard it! *hori screaming*
I love that little bit at 16 minutes in, where he describes what winning neutral looks like but as a complaint that it's part of the game and then goes on to describe why you don't want to be in the corner in most fighting games like it's a bad mechanic and it's at that point you start to wonder if he's ever played a fighting game before and wonder how he managed to climb to Diamond especially after walking into jab range again and again against people who will punish him for it.
if only dave had a friend to teach him about frame data . "Kens jump ins are ridiculously prioritized " too funny
Damn, you would think if DSP knew that all kens were going to mash jab, he would stop getting hit by it.
NOTHING. HE. COULD. DO.
CAN'T BLOCK
It's also "JP in a nutshell."
I hate those JP's that just run up to you and mash jab all the time!
"Neutral jump beats everything" hes gone insane
Phil just needs a tasty banana to stop him being hangry for that salt.
Can't eat bananas if you're too busy squeezing them.
kats been getting tyrones bannana
Nah he wants muscular men like hulk hogan and etcs from wwe.
Pigs don't eat bananas. They eat *Wheelchair* *donations*
"I have recorded evidence" But Phil, i thought that was called "slander" or "out of context" 😂
16:00 he explains the core strategy of every fighting game. Only in his eyes, could he see this as a fault.
It's another of episode of Phil rewriting reality to make him feel good.
"How was I supposed to know I was that close to the wall?!" By... looking?
"Nothing I can do!" Classic DSP response 🤣
As scrubby as he is can't believe he is 3 star diamond.
If Ken is that good why doesn't Phil use him? Phil clearly needs all the crutches he can get.
8:13 The salty lean down and show the control pad always gives me a good laugh.
14:46
I hate that laugh but it's so telling. It always comes after he looks like a fool or is trying to convince someone of something.
I think that’s just the screws coming loose more and more.
The forced joker laughs are gonna be a documented thing before long, they've been getting crazyier and more frequent lately. Almost like hes forcing himself to puff his chest out and anime laugh for the stream to save face. Let that sink in, he plays like shit, malds, copes, seethes, snorts, begs, makes a shitty joke(not literally this time) then he thinks to himself "Detractors are gonna clips this and call it Phil gets salty, ill show them im jubilant instead", and the joker laugh comes to save the day. Nobody who isnt having fun can laugh that GENUINLY and from the snort soul 🤡
The fact that DSP somehow has made it to mid diamond and I haven't is honestly the best motivator I've got to keep climbing. If he can make it somehow what's my excuse?
next time I get pulled over, I'm gonna yell "mash jaaab! free kahmbow!" and "level 3 super!" that will definitely get me out of a speeding ticket, unless the cop drops frames.
His perfect parry rant - not bs. Not even close. Used the wrong fucking punish there. It's a parry - not a dizzy, DSP.
Why his dents donate money to put on clothes is beyond me. Especially SF streams, he scams them by taking it off halfway through when getting his ass kicked 😂😂😂
And they keep shelling out the next stream.
When does it start to feel like we are mocking a sick and delusional man? His fragile ego creates a different reality for Phil.
It will start as soon as he stops to insult other players, his viewers, detractors, other content creators, developers and simply anyone who come by to a viral video of him fucking up.
Ken during his critical art - "sit down and SHUT UP!"
Take his advice Phil.
Or don't, I enjoy the tasty salt after all.
He does wake up super and its totally fine, his opponent does it and he cries like a big man child, this guy is so un self-aware its insane
Imagine him playing chess. You move a horse, take his rook and he cries it's overpowered bullshit, horse moved in an L shape.
All while chewing his fingernails to the point of nonexistence due to there being black pieces.
lol that Dhalsim jump-in was something.
“Can’t block”
*COUNTER HIT*
MASH JAB 😡😡 how dare that Ken player try to get out of my combo, he should sit there and let me finish
“I just proved it on camera!” So he found the legendary Bigfoot?
He calls people challenging his slow ass predictable mix-ups “mashing jab”, he just wants people to gift him the wins.
Former pro fighting player though lol
8:00 Opponent read an OD reversal and do a punish counter combo.
Phil : He just stand still and press random button and doesn't time anything. Literally no skill.
“I can’t block” meanwhile the counter hit prompt is clearly being shown 😂
They "mash jab" so they don't get normal throw!!!!
Ken is indeed very powerful in SF6.
That said, someone should teach him that perfect perry isn't Dio Brando, it doesn't stop time, it gives you 2-3 frames of advantade, a window where you can easily sneak in the primer for a combo. Instead the scrub mashed Blanka ball losing his advantage. That isn't the oly time when he mashed Blanka ball at point blank range, getting punished as a result.
That is even more evident at 11:13 when the same situation happens but he manages to low kick him and then he manages to hit the BB.
Apparently "reaction", to him, means spamming supers hoping to get out of the corner.
I would be fine with it, he is not a good player and he makes mistakes, if not for his constant whining!
I love how when it comes to his opponent, every successful move is 'mashed'
There's some serious projecting going on here.
Damn, he almost understands how the video game works. Almost.
0:15
That freestyle he did is tight though. Bars
That back to back blanka lvl 1 was a dsp exclusive lol I’ve never seen some shit like that
As a Ken player, these tears are exactly what I hope my opponents feel
It's like ken is telling him to shut up
Oh, we're back to attack netcode. Classic, Phil, classic.
2:18 even Ken Can't stand Phils Bitching lol
Another wonderful moment in the cowboy hat and polyester vest.
Gets frame-trapped by DeeJay and is bewildered by the concept of a move being plus on block. I guess that makes sense, considering all the holes in his "pressure" that are constantly jabbed through.
Also, genuinely what does he think OD up-ball does? How many times does it have to whiff or get beaten out or fail to punish something unsafe on block before he starts to consider that maybe it has neither the horizontal range, invincibility or very fast start-up that he clearly thinks it does?
Weird how he keeps getting counter hit when he tries to block and the game won't let him though. Must be a bugged mechanic.
I'd love to ask him how a punish counter is unearned.
Let’s all learn Ken in case we ever run into Phil online
Omg! We have a new dsp pig phrase. "Online ken"
Adding that to my bingo card
Gets beat by a perfect Ken. Claims no skill. DSP hamming it up again. Because he knows how much the internet loves him. When Philly Cheese Steak plays as Ken, there was nothing he could do! Ken just doesn't work so great under the control of pig roach.
I’d luv to see him prove his claims by playing the character.
“I would have won if my moves didn’t drop” I mean I am sure he isn’t wrong
Is someone stopping DSP from playing Ken himself if he is so OP?
4:23 change the play speed to 0.25 Shoryuken makes Ken crouch and avoids the Blanka ball
I love how ken is no skill but Phil can't play him 🤣
@4:25 instead of Phil punishing with a fast startup move like a medium or heavy attack he uses a slow move (upball) so Ken had time to recover and my guess is his Shoryuken has a faster startup than Blankas upball.
Wow, now I don’t feel as bad as my salt. This dudes unhinged.
I would like to see the look on Phil’s face if every time he tried todo something someone would give him a jab to the face see if he won’t drop what he is doing every time XD🍒
That poor controller.... those gouty clip cloppers be smashing it.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. There’s a reason he’s called flowchart Ken
The hoove mashing against that Ken was off the charts
DSP your thumbs are more broken than Ken's DP 😂🤣😂🤣
He’s gonna get a gout flare up raging this bad 😭
I pressed the I Win button but the game made me lose instead.
Hilarious how dsp always mashes when hes pressured so he projects that onto every attack his opponent lands. Phil charges directly into Ken as soon as the round starts and his first attack is a jab "He's just mashing jab nothing I can do!", phil gets hit with any punish counter "He's just randomly mashing dude this is so bullshit!"
"mash jab" is in my brain forever now lol
0:52 unless there's some secrettech I'm missing Ken's light jab doesn't link into his medium. If you react to getting hit by it the rest of the combo can be blocked
I knew he would get bodied playing tonight,bums are playing during the day.
That's how perfect parry works. If the move is fast you have to punish with a fast move lol