Dave Chappelle Funniest R Kelly Jokes

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  • @michaeljay9019
    @michaeljay9019 2 года назад +5641

    R Kelly is starting his own vitamin water company called Water Sports. Apparently it's available in just under 15 flavors, including Statutory Grape.

    • @itsallbiznz155
      @itsallbiznz155 2 года назад +99

      😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GloveSurprises
      @GloveSurprises 2 года назад +91

      Long azz joke i forgot to laugh

    • @CantaloupeLover69
      @CantaloupeLover69 2 года назад +370

      @@GloveSurprises Too complicated for you?

    • @Tyrant820
      @Tyrant820 2 года назад +31

      @Michael Jay yo bro thats cold 😂😂

    • @argarman09
      @argarman09 2 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheEmperorXavier
    @TheEmperorXavier 2 года назад +538

    That 36 year old joke always gets me rolling.... I love that joke

    • @DexHD31
      @DexHD31 2 года назад +31

      3:36 That woman got her feelings crushed lmao

    • @eddydcwildmigo90
      @eddydcwildmigo90 2 года назад +2

      @@DexHD31 I was wondering why they pointed her out

    • @poleag
      @poleag 2 года назад +12

      @@DexHD31 You know she was laughing along with every other joke until that killshot.

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 Год назад +9

      @@DexHD31 she looks to be around 36

    • @scarasara
      @scarasara Год назад +6

      Ya it's funny but as a 36 yr old woman I have to say I don't agree lol

  • @shafeekbakhach6046
    @shafeekbakhach6046 2 года назад +2512

    Dave's "How old is 15?" bit is one of his best ever imo, the way he weaves three stories together about racial inequity while making the audience laugh is masterful, a true testament to his comedic genius

    • @arthurpeters7412
      @arthurpeters7412 2 года назад +19

      Racial inequity, kid WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? The story wasn't about race, it was about 15 bring old enough to not get pissed on! You joke!!

    • @LordKukard
      @LordKukard 2 года назад +86

      @@arthurpeters7412 did you watch the whole thing? Im not trying to start anything im just wondering if you did or not

    • @anshul9856
      @anshul9856 2 года назад +62

      @@arthurpeters7412 u didn't watch the clip or just don't want to understand

    • @arizonaron9147
      @arizonaron9147 2 года назад +11

      i was looking for@@arthurpeters7412 response...

    • @jona1han2k4
      @jona1han2k4 2 года назад +34

      @@arizonaron9147 Arthur peters is probably 15 😂

  • @warrioroflight3813
    @warrioroflight3813 2 года назад +352

    There's no one like the 'ORIGINAL' Dave!

  • @shawnm.4020
    @shawnm.4020 2 года назад +214

    11 minutes of Dave mocking R Kelly is golden

  • @christopherjongte865
    @christopherjongte865 Год назад +51

    "" My mind's telling me no ''
    I busted out laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @jordang7717
    @jordang7717 2 года назад +567

    Dave Chappelle is not a comedian, he is a philosopher and he speaks wisdom in a way everyone needs to hear. He is a treasure!

    • @QueenLaQueefa
      @QueenLaQueefa 2 года назад +5

      Yes! He’s very smart and good with his words..paints a bigger picture

    • @azzamsamuel6552
      @azzamsamuel6552 Год назад +1

      YES 🙌

    • @Geokinkladze
      @Geokinkladze Год назад

      wisdom is knowing enough about Dave Chappelle to know he twists the truth. And by twist I mean he put's it behind his back, makes those arm movements convincing you he's trying to tie a balloon into an amusing animal, and then he produces a used condom.
      The black kid who Chappelle claims did a "wrestling move" stomped the shit out of a 6 year old girl. Literally. She suffered over 35 injuries in a 5 minute beating. He cracked her skull, broke her ribs, lacerated her liver, hemorrhaged her kidneys, caused bleeding in her brain, and dozens of bruises on her body.

    • @SwaggMessiah69
      @SwaggMessiah69 Год назад

      Only difference he missed is it's underage grooming and using his fame to manipulate teens to commit sexual abuse on (allegedly I guess) which is why it's fked up, but that's the jumping point of the joke and to start a racial commentary so it's fine.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Год назад +3

      That is what a true comedian is...they hold a mirror up to us so that we can see the absurdity in ourselves...joke repeaters arent comedians they're just parrots....

  • @jamesconner1639
    @jamesconner1639 Год назад +13

    "that's my Robert, always peeing on people"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackcloud4728
    @jackcloud4728 2 года назад +36

    he can structure an argument each layer added makes you go back and reevaluate the last.... masterful

  • @joebeeson3765
    @joebeeson3765 2 года назад +76

    Its amazing how much sense he actually makes

  • @urmomstraight
    @urmomstraight 2 года назад +183

    9:02 The man was truly ahead of his time, even in meme knowledge

  • @MF-kv8cn
    @MF-kv8cn 2 года назад +1200

    this dudes smarter than all these politicians combined. he makes so many real life points

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 2 года назад +9

      How do you measure intellect over a RUclips video?

    • @MF-kv8cn
      @MF-kv8cn 2 года назад +29

      @@ReeferSmoker The points he makes about how society views age. When 15 is too young to get pissed on but 15 is okay to sentence a boy to life imprisonment for an accidental manslaughter incident from doing wrestling moves. In one case society says "that's so young" and in another "he's old enough to know what he did". So which is it? is it too young or too old? Society applies it on case-by-case basis. When you're black you're old enough, when you're white, then you still have time to mature. Did you not listen to him? Maybe you should get a whisper 3000. How there is a double standard for people. Or maybe we're better off with politicians like Texas Rep. Louie Gohmnert who proposed scientists come up with a solution to change the moons orbit to combat climate change. Google his name, i'm not making this up.
      Or the points he makes about how a rapper shot somebody in Walmart and it only boosted his career but he said something against gay people and he lost all sponsorship and endorsements and had his shows cancelled. Just because he hurt gay peoples feelings. Not too long ago gays were outcast now everybody wants to be gay. This is messed up too, how Kevin Hart was banned from hosting the Oscars because of a stand up comedy act he did years before when it was okay to make fun of gays. Some hater dug up his performance and used it against him. Do you want a transcript?

    • @NEMA95
      @NEMA95 2 года назад +5

      It's because comedians are allowed to tell the truth and politicians are noto... wich is pretty fucked up

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 2 года назад +1

      @@MF-kv8cn Watch me not read this

    • @MF-kv8cn
      @MF-kv8cn 2 года назад +11

      @@ReeferSmoker stop smoking crack dude. maybe you'll start making sense and understanding whatever it is that needs understanding more clearly.

  • @ryanlehman5428
    @ryanlehman5428 2 года назад +70

    Chappelle is one of the best ever. He truly does NOT give a shit That's why he's so great.

    • @TheCatoblepass
      @TheCatoblepass 2 года назад +4

      i think he actually does care hes trying to explain to u in a funny way how strange this world is and that not everything is as ur told

    • @Alec_RTR
      @Alec_RTR 2 года назад +3

      @@TheCatoblepass He cares about people, but he doesn’t give a shit what people think about him. There’s a big difference in those two things.

    • @TheCatoblepass
      @TheCatoblepass 2 года назад

      @@Alec_RTR u realize theres a conflict in ur statement?
      (He cares about people, but he doesn’t give a shit what people think)
      i didnt comment on caring about ppl or what ppl think.
      and this youtube channels owner is even more blind then u for marking ur answer
      i commented on the first post
      saying : he dont give a shit. end off quote
      there really is no sense in ur reply to my comment

  • @alanluscombe8a553
    @alanluscombe8a553 2 года назад +305

    The fact that he made these skits that long ago shows that what Kelly was up to was known.

    • @batsonelectronics
      @batsonelectronics 2 года назад +23

      R Kelly had a trial in 2008 I think over the video of him and a 14 year old. Not sure why he wasn't convicted but he found a way to convince the jury she wasn't 15 . ( I don't think they knew who she was so the police couldn't prove actual age ) In reality thinking the person is underage makes it illegal even when the person is a 24 year old cop. If she looks underage, by law, she is considered underage, unless the accused can prove she wasn't. That is the law in most states.

    • @Mimi-xv6jm
      @Mimi-xv6jm 2 года назад +26

      @@batsonelectronics her father testified and lied in court, stated that it wasn’t her. The rumor is RK paid off her parents and her for the non-guilty testimony. There was some other unusual things that happened during that trial like the judge fell off a ladder and broke his hip. And it was something with the female prosecutor that I can’t remember. RK also had her in a trio singing group that stayed in Germany, to keep her out of the USA.

    • @dalriadajohannsen
      @dalriadajohannsen 2 года назад +37

      It was known in the early 90s when he illegally married 15 year old child singer Aaliyah. But everyone acts like that never happened.

    • @Alex-ft8bs
      @Alex-ft8bs 2 года назад +9

      I mean yeah, even the Boondocks ripped on R Kelly

    • @JeremyCuddles
      @JeremyCuddles 2 года назад +6

      I mean, it was never a secret. Lol. Not sure what you're on about. It's just the nature of the rich being able to maneuver around the law.

  • @ronaldbridges1192
    @ronaldbridges1192 2 года назад +234

    Dam this brother tells the truth and makes it funny wow gotta love him 👍👍👍👍

  • @vanhetgoor
    @vanhetgoor 3 года назад +278

    Dave Chappelle is a wise man.

    • @RollingxBigshot
      @RollingxBigshot 2 года назад +6

      That’s why he’s a great one, he has a message behind his comedy, the only message people Pille Kevin hart put out is that he’s short.

    • @unbannable7551
      @unbannable7551 Год назад

      He’s hilarious, but that 15 year old black man was a monster. Look into the case he fncking murdered that little girl, she had internal bleeding in her head and detached organs (I wanna say spleen not 100% on that) but he slammed her *repeatedly!* She would’ve been unconscious, and he kept “practicing his wrestling moves” on her. The only reason that man wasn’t executed was police privilege, his own mother was a trooper. I think 1090 jake (End of Sentence) has a video on it, it’s disgusting.

  • @59newbreed
    @59newbreed 3 года назад +548

    This is the Dave I remember and miss. Hope he does more shows like this. 😂

    • @booblahoopla5841
      @booblahoopla5841 3 года назад +11

      @@caseyrayharris.esquire489 wtf

    • @dannyduggan4324
      @dannyduggan4324 2 года назад +25

      The first clip is from one of his shows last year or poss 2019. His recent stuff has been top drawer.

    • @mzzodiacc
      @mzzodiacc 2 года назад +1

      @@caseyrayharris.esquire489
      😅🤣🤣🤔🙀😹😹😅
      WHO did you ActualLy-THINK. was gonna Read this📖📚of a comment..🤔🤔😭
      #YOUboredasFApparentLy!!😅😂🤣

    • @rbeforme
      @rbeforme 2 года назад

      If you've been living under a rock, then I get it. But you say that like he's been any different throughout his entire career. And if so, you're an idiot.

    • @59newbreed
      @59newbreed 2 года назад

      @@rbeforme OK so you’re either a 20-year-old or over 40 probably still lives at home with mom maybe even in her basement so let me clarify this for you if you can’t tell the difference between his material 15 years ago and now and that his Total delivery has changed then in actuality that makes you the idiot.

  • @msjones979
    @msjones979 2 года назад +24

    Pissed on the outside than f'd in the btt incarcerated.He has a strong point though😆😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

  • @neeleen
    @neeleen 3 года назад +425

    "How old is 15 really?" Painful question. So serious.

    • @darshin95
      @darshin95 2 года назад +19

      It's actually an important issue and the crowd reacts so stupidly

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 2 года назад +18

      @@darshin95 I mean, it's a comedy show.

    • @bedardanue8135
      @bedardanue8135 2 года назад +2

      If you're a morbid person, sure.

    • @markvianen2282
      @markvianen2282 2 года назад +2

      No, it is not, hypocrites make it complicated

    • @jubahadjal6931
      @jubahadjal6931 2 года назад +43

      He's talking about how 15yo black children are treated like adults while white 15 year olds are considered children, in court

  • @sigmatricky8582
    @sigmatricky8582 2 года назад +49

    Dave is a deep brother... People need to open their minds up & just listen to the message he delivers through his comedy school lesson..... The GOAT !!!

    • @Jojo-ru1rz
      @Jojo-ru1rz 2 года назад

      I agree

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Год назад +1

      Why are you acting like people don't already listen to his message?

  • @sdrice2007
    @sdrice2007 3 года назад +482

    Even drunk Chappelle is hilarious!

    • @blackbelt9543
      @blackbelt9543 3 года назад +6

      Your drunk? Or he's drunk

    • @Todd1990
      @Todd1990 3 года назад +12

      There's no comedian no matter who they are can get close to DAVE CHAPPELLE AND HIS JOKES. CHRIS ROCK IS THE CLOSEST

    • @sailor75565
      @sailor75565 3 года назад +3

      What do you mean even drunk? Were you there?

    • @Todd1990
      @Todd1990 3 года назад +9

      He don't drink. We smokers

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 3 года назад +1

      @@Todd1990 yes

  • @celestenicole3861
    @celestenicole3861 2 года назад +285

    I saw some of these skits several times and they still have me on the floor laughing . I love this dude

    • @PutsOnSneakers
      @PutsOnSneakers Год назад

      this is why I have a spot in hell reserved just for you

  • @saunterrrr
    @saunterrrr 9 месяцев назад +4

    Yep Dave's "How old is 15?" bit shows how he can control the room in a story and end with a punchline he's been building for 10 mins. He's been doing stand up since he was 15 and it shows. A master class

  • @adamj.greenberg1023
    @adamj.greenberg1023 Год назад +15

    R. Kelly just got 30 years handed to him by the Judge. These jokes are more valid now than ever before.

    • @MrCliffda3rd
      @MrCliffda3rd Год назад +1

      He gonna taste his own Doodoo Butter.

    • @freddiesandoval5047
      @freddiesandoval5047 Год назад +1

      Now he will be getting golden showers with his inmate buddies 😆

    • @Samilin-Corrath-Gahar
      @Samilin-Corrath-Gahar Год назад

      @@freddiesandoval5047 lol was just going to say the same, now he will be getting pissed on

  • @PepperWilliamsMusicBlend
    @PepperWilliamsMusicBlend 2 года назад +42

    Dave Chappelle is a true original! Very smart guy!!

  • @kealunleday3948
    @kealunleday3948 2 года назад +49

    Riley: i see piss coming i move she saw piss coming she stayed😂😂😂

    • @kenyakimbrough7152
      @kenyakimbrough7152 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣That episode funny as f***!!! Facts!!! Mad flowers to Regina King aka Riley and The Boondocks.

  • @beckyfab4874
    @beckyfab4874 3 года назад +46

    Dave chappelle is a funny guy . Love this guy

  • @morriesworld2776
    @morriesworld2776 2 года назад +34

    Making the audience laugh but leaving them with realities Black people have to face to ponder about in the way he did it in this show is truly genius. Well done Dave Chapelle.

    • @shivasirons6159
      @shivasirons6159 Год назад

      Morries world, AKnation, check out AKnation, not the animation thing, a black guy, youll be pondering, i promise!

  • @ereagan4
    @ereagan4 2 года назад +234

    This video made me want to look up the 7-year-old kidnap victim Dave was talking about, Erica Pratt. How extraordinary that someone so young had the presence of mind to do what she did that not only led to her escape, but also the incarceration of her captors. Wish people talked about her more.

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 года назад +1

      We all can.

    • @waynzignordics
      @waynzignordics 2 года назад

      They can't talk about her without talking about her abductors. And they can't talk about her abductors because they're black. How do we know that's the problem? Their mugshots are missing from all the websites covering her story. You'll get lucky to find it in a Billings Gazette article. Obama set up the Critical Incident Response Group for this specific purpose. It's by design.

    • @jumbojetbrain5296
      @jumbojetbrain5296 Год назад +8

      They only talk about the things that keep us low. It’s up to us. Stay up 🌞

    • @freepro
      @freepro Год назад

      That is a fact

  • @troystaunton254
    @troystaunton254 2 года назад +40

    Dave Chappelle is on the pantheon of great comedians. Chappelle, Pryor, Murphy, Williams, Carlin, Monty Python, Atkinson, Cooke and Moore and Connolly. It’s literally them at the very tippy top.

    • @davemeads859
      @davemeads859 Год назад

      Great list but you missed one Bill Hicks has to be on that list

    • @max420thc
      @max420thc 11 месяцев назад

      You missed the greatest of all. Rodney Dangerfield

    • @nenadjuric8824
      @nenadjuric8824 9 месяцев назад

      Patrice o neal

  • @dictatorenvy472
    @dictatorenvy472 2 года назад +22

    I always wondered what Dave sounded like doing a show while in a 90% helium environment.

  • @jaymac72
    @jaymac72 2 года назад +641

    I am so glad that the main result of the woke trans agenda is that Dave is now more popular than ever and the small teeny tiny minority of trans who think they can dictate what the other 99% of humantiy can watch or laugh at are being exposed as the hateful spiteful and vindictive.

    • @Erik291098
      @Erik291098 2 года назад +19

      Just because a group of people make up a small minority doesn't make it ok to demonize them as being hateful, spiteful, vindictive and having an agenda.

    • @cynwashere6940
      @cynwashere6940 2 года назад +81

      @@Erik291098 yet that small group attack their own all the time. 🤔🤫🤭

    • @BakerTMC
      @BakerTMC 2 года назад +34

      @@Erik291098 🗣shut up

    • @humorm4152
      @humorm4152 2 года назад +39

      @@Erik291098 Wait, are you talking about how they demonize straight people and conservative people (not the political party) or how people demonize lgbtq+, because if you are taking about this woke people, there is no need to demonize them, they already demonize them selves.

    • @aceboog4546
      @aceboog4546 2 года назад +7

      If they’re such as small minority, why are you so passionate about them? It’s obvious that you have some deep -seated resentment towards trans people. Their agenda is for trans to be treated like human beings. The anti-lgbt have an agenda for them to not exist.

  • @Carlitosway211
    @Carlitosway211 2 года назад +10

    Funny that this pops up in my recommended TODAY. Lolololol

  • @abi.apollo808
    @abi.apollo808 3 года назад +130

    Dave for President 2024.

    • @javiergonzalez1355
      @javiergonzalez1355 3 года назад +1

      Suck him up

    • @Jaxon1127
      @Jaxon1127 2 года назад

      Biden will Fock it up so bad nobody can fix

    • @SupaPoopaScoopa
      @SupaPoopaScoopa 2 года назад +1

      @@Jaxon1127 Trump alraady fucked things up royally

    • @jimmygolden9832
      @jimmygolden9832 2 года назад +1

      Hell naw, I can't take him serious... every time he comes on news I would be laughing

  • @mataafa1
    @mataafa1 2 года назад +37

    I’m pretty sure he did that shit 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Niggalodeon323
      @Niggalodeon323 Год назад

      are you dumb or just stupid? no shit. there’s footage 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @queenesquiresquad
    @queenesquiresquad 2 года назад +17

    Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian

  • @slant757
    @slant757 2 года назад +76

    Look at the white guy in the yellow hat!... in the "the killing em softly" segment. It's apparent that he was totally unmoved by Dave's humor! Yet he was in the audience? It's like people don't know what they are expecting when they visit a Chappelle concert. And I would say... this is one of his funniest performances hands down!

  • @elizabethkusce2718
    @elizabethkusce2718 2 года назад +398

    You are the crudest most non racists funniest man that hits shit right on the head when it comes to the truth. I love you Dave.

    • @cerebrxll6064
      @cerebrxll6064 2 года назад +4

      @Lezbnlvr36 yes i bounce back between watching Dave and Bill and its amazing

    • @kidcell8125
      @kidcell8125 2 года назад +2

      How would he see this?

    • @Phillipmamowfwifharts
      @Phillipmamowfwifharts 2 года назад +2

      @@kidcell8125 come on we all know if you rub a soda bottle 4 times dave chappelle comes to read your comment.

    • @abitoutside1973
      @abitoutside1973 Год назад

      @@kidcell8125 by watchin youtube and this video?

    • @tessahall797
      @tessahall797 Год назад

      No he’s definitely racist. He’s said many many racist things.

  • @realnewsthatmatters9319
    @realnewsthatmatters9319 2 года назад +246

    That audience was uncomfortable as hell while he was talking about Elizabeth Smart. Knowing damn well everything he was saying is true.

    • @waynzignordics
      @waynzignordics 2 года назад

      It's true but mistook the root cause as racism. The reason Erica's case wasn't covered extensively is because her abductors were black. How do we know that's the problem? Their mugshots are missing from all the websites covering her story. When the perpetrator is black, the public relations (media) is handled by Obama's Critical Incident Response Group to tamp down potential racial flareups.

    • @alex.profi27
      @alex.profi27 2 года назад

      Cute how the racist evil expose themselves
      What you re saying is beyond fucked up
      That s why people hate black americans
      You re the problem. Always been

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Год назад +6

      Looking up Elizabeth smart casez she was 18 miles from home and kidnapped at the age of 14 for 9 months while being raped in that time period.
      I think in all honesty that mentally being suppressed and violated for such a long time would affect any kid.
      I think Chappelle's point only makes sense in full at the end when comparing the age he said, 15 for the kid who got life.
      So i don't downplay Elizabeth Smarts escape

    • @bensiragohourou2858
      @bensiragohourou2858 Год назад +3

      @@troywright359 bro thats exactly why he talked about that elizabeth case not to compared but to show that 15 yrs can also be innocent and dumb while old enough to take desicion , so how old 15 really is ?

    • @roxanneconstantine4792
      @roxanneconstantine4792 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bensiragohourou2858exactly... he cracked on Elizabeth to get people thinking that he was wrong cuz she was just an innocent kid and how can he expect a 15 year old to act like an adult.... then he switches to the 15 year old black boy and all of a sudden 15 years aint so innocent and needing to be protected anymore...😢 so how old is 15 really?

  • @troywhitlow6547
    @troywhitlow6547 3 года назад +79

    Dave Chappelle show is the greatest sitcom ever. Love your show. Thanks for the laughs 😆

  • @kaleking1516
    @kaleking1516 2 года назад +12

    That how old is 15 really was broken down in the funniest smartest way ever

    • @pgood7266
      @pgood7266 Год назад

      His take on the 15 year old torturing his 6 year old girl neighbor to death and getting life in prison wasn’t that smart

  • @emileblanche5868
    @emileblanche5868 2 года назад +28

    Well R. Kelly just got found guilty today.

  • @TheDAT573
    @TheDAT573 Год назад +6

    Dave Chappelle hits the nail on the head each and everytime.

  • @josuecardenas9316
    @josuecardenas9316 2 года назад +22

    Fn Chapelle is a legend!!

  • @windowsxpp
    @windowsxpp 2 года назад +246

    I had never heard about Dave Chappele, but thanks to the trans cancel community, now I'm binge watching this guy. Wish I found him earlier. Huge fan!

    • @navanater123
      @navanater123 2 года назад +6

      U dont know shit

    • @vowselfington8901
      @vowselfington8901 2 года назад +28

      I am so envious of you... I wish I could go back to that first time I started watching his work. Haha.
      Anyway, welcome to the club! Wu Tang bow!

    • @reallhoxhoes8935
      @reallhoxhoes8935 2 года назад +10

      damn where you been?

    • @samuelbhagothiparsad3882
      @samuelbhagothiparsad3882 2 года назад +6

      Watch Andrew Schultz and Bill Burr. If you like Dave you would like them too.

    • @windowsxpp
      @windowsxpp 2 года назад +8

      @@reallhoxhoes8935 I'm not from the US, buddy. I live under a rock.

  • @damienjeremyweir4543
    @damienjeremyweir4543 2 года назад +40

    This shit had me crying 😭

  • @rush0wr987
    @rush0wr987 2 года назад +15

    Big Fan of Chappelle since his first show on Comedy Central, I love it when he crack racism jokes. Only person that know how to do it right.

  • @blorac9869
    @blorac9869 2 года назад +4

    Dave is the very best! He can do no wrong in my eyes!

  • @creekandseminole
    @creekandseminole 2 года назад +6

    "His goons really liked him" lol

  • @haiwatigere6202
    @haiwatigere6202 3 года назад +17

    Always on the edge Dave always

  • @TheSteinmetzen
    @TheSteinmetzen 2 года назад +2

    I love this guy!

  • @andrewwhite8762
    @andrewwhite8762 2 года назад +2

    Love Chappelle mad respect!

  • @jasonmcmillan4373
    @jasonmcmillan4373 2 года назад +5

    This guy's a legend

  • @wayneasiam65
    @wayneasiam65 Год назад +4

    Dave. You're the funniest entertainer ever.

  • @GangstaBoo7
    @GangstaBoo7 2 года назад +5

    Why did I decide to watch this at work? I’m at my desk cracking tf up 😂😂

  • @elizabethkusce2718
    @elizabethkusce2718 2 года назад +7

    I love Dave Chappelle

  • @skullrose8985
    @skullrose8985 2 года назад +3

    Well said,honesty at its best..

  • @paulaharlfinger829
    @paulaharlfinger829 2 года назад +16

    He tells the truth.

  • @anndavis9764
    @anndavis9764 2 года назад +1

    Dave is deadly !!!!!!! Awesome man.

  • @barnhardtgary2gmail
    @barnhardtgary2gmail 2 года назад +13

    Damn Dave , it's a shame people tripping on some ol dumb stuff. You just keeping it real 💯

  • @paulwilliams8725
    @paulwilliams8725 2 года назад +10

    Genius comic

  • @mikailthomas1466
    @mikailthomas1466 3 года назад +289

    "If I started peeing on you right now,would you:A sit there smile and ask for more.
    Or B move out of the way.
    -Riley Freeman.

  • @carlamarlene2927
    @carlamarlene2927 Год назад

    Daaaaaamn!!! Dave be slayin' it!!

  • @jaybrooks1098
    @jaybrooks1098 2 года назад +1

    Dave is awesome

  • @saul890
    @saul890 2 года назад +7

    Dave is Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DJKID777
    @DJKID777 2 года назад +27

    LOL Dave Is like Eminem on a mic, in a battle rap.

  • @samiam3297
    @samiam3297 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 gots me in stitches!

  • @abnerefraimrosavidal5643
    @abnerefraimrosavidal5643 Год назад

    "Another one" LOL. God. This man is amazing!

  • @kandygibson6778
    @kandygibson6778 2 года назад +3

    Dave Chappelle is brilliant!

  • @notmenowhere
    @notmenowhere 2 года назад +26

    he is not wrong. consistency is key

  • @sweetness1992
    @sweetness1992 2 года назад +1

    Lol started laughing as I pressed play

  • @firefighter343
    @firefighter343 2 года назад +2

    *”UHH-NUTHA-ONE”*
    .......🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelkessler2852
    @michaelkessler2852 2 года назад +18

    This guy looks and acts like Dave, He should have a good career

  • @darlenemartinez9353
    @darlenemartinez9353 2 года назад +7

    Hahaha I needed a good laugh .

  • @snakemadness1439
    @snakemadness1439 2 года назад +1

    "ANOTHER 1" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jacknasty6940
    @jacknasty6940 2 года назад

    Love this guy

  • @ajaychoudhary9817
    @ajaychoudhary9817 Год назад +3

    this man is a walking genius

  • @Harrahshow
    @Harrahshow 2 года назад +8

    genius!!!

  • @thebaylorfamily81
    @thebaylorfamily81 2 года назад +1

    Dave you are truly one of the greats in the game

    • @amyh7554
      @amyh7554 2 года назад

      Yaaaaasssssss!!!!!!!

  • @mizzmia4407
    @mizzmia4407 2 года назад

    ♥️ Chapelle

  • @kepler240
    @kepler240 2 года назад +5

    1:24 He hilarious when he acts. Miss his skits

  • @Kairos90s
    @Kairos90s 3 года назад +5

    Genius

  • @adventurouspeach9043
    @adventurouspeach9043 2 года назад +2

    Love you D Chappelle..Keep yo head up brother..and creating good content..The community the world is praying a d pulling for you❤❤🙏🙏✊

  • @moviesandseriestopscenes3456
    @moviesandseriestopscenes3456 2 года назад

    A man full of Facts during laugh time, what more can we ask for.

  • @barkingdog365
    @barkingdog365 2 года назад +67

    I love you Dave! Do more stand ups for Netflix please.

  • @tomdarco2223
    @tomdarco2223 3 года назад +21

    Thanks for this laugh

  • @mihirmalaviya5956
    @mihirmalaviya5956 Год назад

    What a time to be watching this again

  • @jesslynjordan9299
    @jesslynjordan9299 2 года назад +1

    He tells the truth 👌🥰

  • @mikehenry5201
    @mikehenry5201 2 года назад +3

    Stand up comedians are genius and wat he say about 15yrs old is very much true 🤜🏻

  • @Simon-tu2em
    @Simon-tu2em Год назад +3

    Chapelle's entire jokes are connected! By the time u tryna argue, he's making a whole huge point with the first punchline.n that in my opinion,is what makes him argueably the GOAT.

  • @jamesconner1639
    @jamesconner1639 Год назад

    Dave , you're the funniest damn bastard EVER

  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina Год назад +1

    The GOAT!

  • @dalriadajohannsen
    @dalriadajohannsen 2 года назад +21

    One of the greats in Storytelling, an Activist, and my personal favorite living comedian 🌹

  • @BlazeVonWolfsburg
    @BlazeVonWolfsburg Год назад +3

    What’s funny is the last stand up sounds like something Dave would say now. He never let the industry change him and in the end he still came out on top. Dave is the fucking legend of black comedians.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 7 месяцев назад

    That intro was comedy gold😂

  • @ellamhlongo83
    @ellamhlongo83 2 года назад

    "Another one"😂😂🤣🤣

  • @handijobe1076
    @handijobe1076 3 года назад +15

    Good stuff!

  • @justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291
    @justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291 3 года назад +136

    Dave Chappelle's "R. Kelly" jokes were absolutely hilarious. The R&B singer accused of being an ephebophile since 1994.

    • @seanjohnson4475
      @seanjohnson4475 3 года назад +5

      What's up Pikachu

    • @seanjohnson4475
      @seanjohnson4475 3 года назад +1

      😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

    • @Skywalker52Blocks
      @Skywalker52Blocks 3 года назад +16

      Married an underage Aliyah started there. damn Aliyah is missed but f kelly

    • @justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291
      @justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291 3 года назад +2

      @@Skywalker52Blocks Both of them broke up a year later, don't forget that.

    • @molmks
      @molmks 3 года назад +7

      @@justapeacefulmanwhosbornin7291 aliyah got what she needed. Being famous.
      So they both got what they wanted. Kelly a underaged girl.
      Aliyah her fame.

  • @philby1979
    @philby1979 Год назад +1

    Dave called it.. he did that shit..

  • @jeromebaker4314
    @jeromebaker4314 Год назад +1

    YOU ARE TOO FUNNY..🤣🤣🤣