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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 88

  • @keatongill3984
    @keatongill3984 3 года назад +116

    Court: your guilty!
    Humans: .....anyways i started blasting

    • @aaraveddie3095
      @aaraveddie3095 3 года назад +1

      sorry to be off topic but does anyone know a way to log back into an Instagram account?
      I was stupid forgot the password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me.

    • @terrellronin1370
      @terrellronin1370 3 года назад +3

      @Aarav Eddie instablaster =)

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 3 года назад +105

    Humans don’t like a bully.
    They found out the hard way

    • @jeffjag2691
      @jeffjag2691 Год назад +2

      Unless it’s their bully.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 года назад +85

    Rebelion, inspiration, and being sneaky MotherF's are other fine traits of humanity.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune Год назад +8

    The problem with ruling vassal states, and then deciding to rely on them to enforce your rule on each other, is that they will start wondering why they listen to you at all considering they rule themselves already anyways.
    And if they decide that they shouldn't HAVE to listen to you anymore... and you rely on THEM to enforce your rule... and cannot rein them in without that assistance...
    Your time as ruler is at that exact moment, over.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад +39

    There is this thing that humans do called 'pack bonding', only we don't limit it to our immediate pack, we can bond with anything ... mates, friends, pets, plants, rocks even fruit with faces drawn on ... so it's not a problem for us to bond with alien species and you must understand human pack-bonding is not a one-way phenomena. If you are nice to us we will be your friend, if we are your friend there is nothing we will not do for you and somehow this draws a similar response from those we have bonded with. In short, be nice to us and ours because there is nothing we will not do for our pack!

  • @Verboten_Joey
    @Verboten_Joey 3 года назад +131

    I wonder how discontent the vassal species must have been, that a single defiant speech started a chain reaction of subtle defection?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 года назад +43

      Given how *extermination* of a species is seen as an appropriate punishment, probably a lot.
      When you're back is up against a wall, and you're Given hope for freedom, you take it.

    • @Warutteri
      @Warutteri 3 года назад +13

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      More like you're reminded of the existence of freedom, in this particular case at least.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 года назад +11

      It is like dropping a seed Crystal into a supersaturated solution.

    • @jefferyschrader8746
      @jefferyschrader8746 2 года назад +1

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim kiikkk

    • @jefferyschrader8746
      @jefferyschrader8746 2 года назад +1

      @@calvingreene90 jllb

  • @James-bw4np
    @James-bw4np 3 года назад +65

    "The more you tighten your fist, the more systems will slip thru your fingers."

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 года назад +9

      "Charming. To the last"
      (proceeds get their shit *REKT* after one pose)

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 года назад

      The tighter the fist the more if bleeds from a ball of spikes.

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 2 года назад +15

    Humanity:oh, oh call an ambulance, call an ambulance!
    > hundreds of alien ships zip in to join theirs as weapons lock onto their targets <
    > a smirking group of aliens pops up on the viewscreen, the human at the front <
    But not for me.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 6 месяцев назад +2

    Humanity stands with it's friends and allies. May it always be so.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 Год назад +9

    Xeno deaths are not deaths. Rather each passing xeno will become a blessing whispered by every future human child.

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 4 года назад +73

    MORE!! MORE!! I NEED MORE!!
    This is the only thing that prevents me from going insane in this crazy Pandemic and Quarantine!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +15

      working on it :D

    • @localcryptid3127
      @localcryptid3127 3 года назад +8

      Yeees feed ape brain make happy chemicals you are our savor
      For the algorithm

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +1

      So unfortunate its coming to an end.

  • @kaerouse48
    @kaerouse48 3 года назад +18

    A human can either be your best friend or your worst enemy. Decide.

    • @MarrockV
      @MarrockV 2 месяца назад

      And the absolute last thing you want if for the former to become the latter... then they become nightmares incarnate at the betrayal.

  • @greygalaxy8638
    @greygalaxy8638 3 года назад +12

    Humans create relationships wherever they go. Fear those relationships.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +11

    The kangaroo court found use guilty we took that personally.

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic Год назад +6

    In order to know the power of your enemies first count your slaves, then vessels, then poor.

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 года назад +5

    Be the match that starts the bonfire!

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 года назад +11

    Loyalty a fine human trait.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 года назад +11

    We have been at war for a very long time. We're rather good at it

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Год назад +1

      We made friends and helpers too. Dog horse cat lots of others. What's an alien / xeno or two? Or 20?

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 года назад +33

    Very nice once again you found a great story to share with us!

  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 года назад +23

    Don’t frack with humanity.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus Год назад +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @sugar4me225
    @sugar4me225 3 года назад +20

    I had no idea where this was heading....................damn! hahahahaha

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 года назад +2

    What a glorious beginning.

  • @ecarots9469
    @ecarots9469 8 месяцев назад

    My reaction after the end was an evil chuckle....turn about is fair play

  • @there_eyes_were_watching_god
    @there_eyes_were_watching_god 3 года назад +7

    This is amazing, like always!

  • @slatondragon
    @slatondragon 2 года назад

    always great, thanks agro squirrel!

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 года назад +7

    keeper going

  • @leopersons2200
    @leopersons2200 4 года назад +15

    great reading!!!!

  • @CRONNOS95
    @CRONNOS95 3 года назад +2

    Ohhh that was a good one 👍

  • @jessetellez3924
    @jessetellez3924 3 года назад +4

    That one was great.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      glad you enjoyed it

    • @jessetellez3924
      @jessetellez3924 3 года назад

      I'm writing one. Would you do me the honor? I call it "The 5 Point Plan to Defeat the Humans"

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      ​@@jessetellez3924 no worries , pop on the discord and drop the link in the recommended section. discord.gg/Q2KQE6ZMYf or DM me on reddit AgroSquerril

    • @jessetellez3924
      @jessetellez3924 3 года назад

      Thanks. I'm do that.

  • @Swcher
    @Swcher 3 года назад +8

    For the algorithm!

  • @Tang0Fox1
    @Tang0Fox1 Год назад +1

    I can guess which orifice they were told to stuff their ruling. Lol

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +5

    For the Algorithm!

  • @lauraschiltz8074
    @lauraschiltz8074 5 месяцев назад

    Rekarian Persecutors! 😂

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 года назад +1

    All praise to rhe algorithm. Five words minimum.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 года назад

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh
    @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh 4 года назад +4

    Rewatch

  • @patricksean9031
    @patricksean9031 4 года назад +7

    Hello

  • @unknownbeing2089
    @unknownbeing2089 4 года назад +9

    How did u comment 11 hrs ago lol

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +7

      time travel

    • @ChaosOperator
      @ChaosOperator 4 года назад +3

      @@AgroSquerril humans are scary

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +5

      that they are , breaking the laws of the universe just to get the first post on a youtube video....

    • @Lord_Lasagña
      @Lord_Lasagña 4 года назад +3

      Indeed. For I too have done it as well.

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 года назад

    To please the algorithm

  • @MARKSTRINGFELLOW1
    @MARKSTRINGFELLOW1 10 месяцев назад

    👉

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    78th, 3 July 2023

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 3 года назад +2

    F T A

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 11 месяцев назад

    100K

  • @pokemonpokemon4391
    @pokemonpokemon4391 2 года назад

    nice I'm the 69th comment on this video

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm!