@@Wolfbroa I don't know. Strapping guns to anything that floats has been a human tradition since gunpowder. I remember a story about a warship commissioned by a Swedish Prince that capsized when it was launched because of the weight of its cannons. I think I read somewhere that: The first generation of germany's ww2 fast attack destroyers had to operate at half fuel capacity cause their guns were SO heavy the ships risked floundering in rough seas. We are a species that learned to manipulate fire but never how to pump the brakes.
After we invented a stick that stabs, we invented a different stick that makes the first stick deadlier when thrown after that everything sort of spiraled out of control and now we have metal tubes that can throw 300 projectiles in a minute at speeds faster than you can blink using a basic chemical reaction.
At first we just poked things to death, but then Bunga started using stick to poke harder, then Ooga put rock and stick together and poked harder. Then Grr threw rock stick. And it go far and poke things far away
The second story’s ship seemed like it was made by a more advanced version of the ancient human imperium from the Dayak trilogy. In those books, standard task forces were made up of battle stations the size of planetoids that had massive internal complements of fleets and supplies. The most prestigious and elite of these planetoid ships were decorated with giant armored figureheads of the imperial crest, which is essentially a King Ghidorah. The empire had millions of these ships.
After hearing several of these I can see a story almost forming to a point to be able to collect them all into one massive chronological story. That might be fun to gather writers to fill in the gaps.
If only they had visited Texas and Russia, then they would have understood humanity's love of guns, and more guns, and bigger guns. I mean we took a .50 caliber heavy machine gun and used that as the base for a sniper rifle, and also built an airplane around a gun, and have used 75mm and 105mm guns in 2 and 4 engined aircraft. Aliens are darned lucky they did not encounter shock forces made of closed nightmare monsters from many millions of years ago or more - big and small, all teeth, talons, and hunger. Reptilian raptors and giant terror birds. And after defeat, one Terran says to the alien troop leader, "Broke into the wrong goldarn rec room didn't you?"
that...honestly sounds like it's designed operational life well exceeds it's projected technological relevancy. that said, a "not a gas giant" sized self-contained-war-economy in one unit could actually be very practical if there were some genuine advantage to building things bigger...though by that same merit if they have the tech to do that and they have actual real advantage to doing that then there is abolutely zero reason that they would stop at "not a gas giant" for their largest vessels...probably employ a blanket "what? no, I'm totally just a black hole" category for everything they actually vaguely care about secrecy on while they are at it. maybe nom up a couple solar systems in the initial setup stage then go about scooping up interstellar debries for most of their materials if they are in any way trying to keep building crap like this a secret...even that actually sounds pretty noticeable...heh: converting actual black holes would probably work.
all impressive don't mess with humans if we get a tiny bit of your tech we will not only reverse engenier it we will MAKE IT BETTER and kick your ass with it.
Aliens: *Invade human world to conquer it* Humans: *improvised warfare and insurgency go brrrr* Aliens: *Regroup, reinforce and try to exterminate humanity* Humans: *Galaxy gun cheese rush go brrrr*
"Its just a patrool ship, we made it smaller, but the crew kept comming up whit performance enhancing suggestions... so we ended up here. Oh, and did i tell you that this cutie can make more of themselves? Yea, we have several spare AI blocks to take controll of the new ones if it comes to making one, oh? Big? This isnt big... you should see the military transporters, and the Titans, tho our Carier ships has to stay out of any system orbit, the last time we brought one into orbit the systems star started orbiting it, were curently trying to resolve that issue..."
@@claudelorenzo8111 It does depend on the Mass of a Blackhole in question. A star that is 300 times more massive than the Sun would make a Blackhole only 578 miles (930.2 Kilometers) in diameter. But you can create a black hole the size of a car if you collapse enough mass into it. But a Supermassive Blackhole can be 78 billion miles.
"May whatever Gods you believe on have mercy upon your souls!" "What if we made *you* the Gods?" "You had our attention, but now you have our curiosity."
@@VengenceAngel ooh haven't seen others who read that one before. Although I'd say it's more like the Dahak built by the empire before humanity left earth otherwise known as Dahak II by the humans until destruction of the first.
Alien from said empire: we thought Earth would be easy to conquer Other alien who studied humanity: Oh no... You didn't. Afe: we attack them OA: oh no.. you idiots. Afe: they fought back like monsters from the deep dark cold space... OA: sounds about right. And then you apologized, retreated and never fought them again right? Afe:... OA: you didn't try to invade them again right?.... Afe:We couldn't even try. All the countries that fought eachother united and started invade us, destroying our empire like mad Gods. OA: Sounds about right... What did you expect from a species so likable by death? Their planet is one of the worst deathworlds that comes support life, almost all creatures in their planet are hostile, they actively consume poisonous substances and doing near death activities when bored, they literally simulate death every 'night' of their solar circle and gives them energy to go on, and they enjoy it! And those not even the tip of the iceberg..... Afe:*speechless and shocked* OA: humans are scary creatures.... Meanwhile on earth:: Human A: Those assholes were real jerks right? Human B: yeah... I'm bored are you up for some scuba diving with sharks? HA: Yeah sure. Let me finish my beer first tho HA: Oh look a cat HB:Aww it's so adorable♪
One human walks into the room everyone but the invader group together in the corner and scream things like "We don't know him and he is not one of us."
Also every other alien: Rushing for the escape pods / shuttles in a frantic panic. Asking them selves how did they ever even got within the same ship / station / planet or equivalent? And making mental notes to never again interact with any those kind of crazy dead aliens... if they actually manage to get that far or reach any means of escaping the bending doom of simply being at the wrong place... at the wrong.... (TIMES OUT). Escape means get catapulted into void by an explosion of far greater magnitude than strictly necessary. Human: Did that space debris scream? I swear - sound isn't supposed to be audible through space. Maybe I had a beer too many before this mission.
"We underrestimated human compassion" *Me:* why they should be exterminated they committed genocide on multiple species *Also me reading history:* Oh.... Oh no
That second story reminds me of the Dahak trilogy by David Weber. Definitely worth a read and the last book kind of sets up the premise for his Safehold series, at least imo.
Really wish he would continue on that series. I have a vague memory of a forum where he mentioned that just before destroying the Achuultani master computer, it would send a transmission to the "Nest Killers" in the Achuultani's original galaxy giving them its location.
@@AgroSquerril I haven't slept in 3 days, I've been doing nothing but listening to these videos playing StarCraft and watching my son. Send help idk what to do but I'm scared and everything smells like toast!
It's not a patrol craft, it's the equivalent to a dinghy. The Terrans just make up weapons etc to freak the aliens out & avoid war. Terrans also kick alien ass in poker. Bluffing is a helluva skill.
Ok. Sci-fi writers need to understand something: "c" is one hell of a huge lever and the kinetic energy equation is an exponential function in which doubling an object's velocity quadruples the kinetic energy said object contains (and once you get into relativistic territory, the math just ramps up from there). If you're throwing a car-sized projectile (assuming a compact 4 door sedan with a curb weight of 3342 lbs) at say... 0.7c, that slug is packing over 13 Gigatons TNT equivalent or *260 times the yield of Tsar Bomba*. Not only is that insane overkill for targeting ships, but you just announced to the galaxy at large that not only are such weapons possible, but you just demonstrated that you're *willing to throw unguided planet-killers around like crazy*. This means the rest of the galaxy will figure out how to develop such weapons themselves and then use them to saturation-bombard every human outpost they come across as you are now an existential threat to all sapient life. Seriously, there are all kinds of calculators available to run those numbers for free all over the internet and it would be helpful if people actually thought of the implications of what they're coming up with.
The human ship one sounds like me when cooking. A little bit more of that, and some of these a pinch more of that... Maybe some more of these and a handful of additional... Let’s give it a test... Hmmm, not quite ready. A few of those and a few more dashes of this should do it... maybe...
I hate when people don't understand the difference between orbit and rotation, half a rotation is only 12 hours. We didn't reverse engineer anything in 12 hours.
That trip to HD can easily result in the components required for a Black Powder shotgun and a mess of explosive devices...including the required ingredients to make the BP. Taking that a step further, suitable metals for building a modern firearm are also commonly used in industry and thus are readily available in scrapyards around the world. Given the appropriate materials, a modern semi-automatic or fully automatic weapon with a rifled barrel is comfortably within the skillset of even a marginally competent machinist.
Story 2: Sounds like a juggernaut, battleship, dreadnought, Star Forge, and MCV had an awesome night together and gave birth to this……. Patrol Ship????? What do its older siblings look like? And more to the point: what are they so heavily armed for?!
Why do people keep thinking energy weapons are better, a metal slug cam smash to pieces a target wile an energy weapon, has to hold on target for a time to actually do damage.
@@Maddog3060 go big or go home? I mean, usually a VN swarm is just that, a swarm. Smallest thing you can make that can accurately and completely copy itself, so you can have many hundreds of them, as opposed to having like 6. I would imagine the build time on something like that would be on the order of years or tens of years, not weeks or months. Though there is something to be said for the whole 'Oh sweet jeebus what the hell is that thing' effect.
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And yet somewhere there is a human engineer looking at the massive ship and thinking... "Needs more guns"
whoops missed a spot
Needs more dakka
The US Navy circa 1945 looking at any empty area of deck
Probably an American or Russian that got bored
@@Wolfbroa I don't know. Strapping guns to anything that floats has been a human tradition since gunpowder. I remember a story about a warship commissioned by a Swedish Prince that capsized when it was launched because of the weight of its cannons.
I think I read somewhere that: The first generation of germany's ww2 fast attack destroyers had to operate at half fuel capacity cause their guns were SO heavy the ships risked floundering in rough seas.
We are a species that learned to manipulate fire but never how to pump the brakes.
Humans always threw stuff, the only difference is how powerful and how fast they throw it
After we invented a stick that stabs, we invented a different stick that makes the first stick deadlier when thrown after that everything sort of spiraled out of control and now we have metal tubes that can throw 300 projectiles in a minute at speeds faster than you can blink using a basic chemical reaction.
A rock is a rock. Just the method of throwing it got better over time.
@@persivle9 try more like 3,000 rounds per minute. Also, we have found more ways than just chemical charges.
At first we just poked things to death, but then Bunga started using stick to poke harder, then Ooga put rock and stick together and poked harder. Then Grr threw rock stick. And it go far and poke things far away
Armor piercing/discarding sabot cannon shell.
The second story is the classic definition of "who only buys one gun?!".
Should introduce aliens to the insanity of the US military arsenal. Enough firepower to fight two once-in-a-generation wars at once and win them both.
When your ship could remove a planet from orbit simply by being in the system, your ship just MIGHT be a bit big.
"might"
But can it be made bigger, if so do so.
That just means its not big enough yet
“WE’LL MAKE A SHIP BIG ENOUGH FOR OUR GALAXY!” Some future human probably.
"More Power, More Dakka!
Never enough!
The second story’s ship seemed like it was made by a more advanced version of the ancient human imperium from the Dayak trilogy. In those books, standard task forces were made up of battle stations the size of planetoids that had massive internal complements of fleets and supplies. The most prestigious and elite of these planetoid ships were decorated with giant armored figureheads of the imperial crest, which is essentially a King Ghidorah. The empire had millions of these ships.
or if humans had access to borg tech and manufacturing, but that dark age tech is the primo stuff.
Is this the series that gave us those sentient wandering spaceships? I completely forgot what they were called.
@@KillerOrca The Culture?
You mean Dahak novels by David Weber? The ships were the size of our moon if I'm not mistaken.
@@hamanu666 Might be it. Would certainly fit what I remember people on other sites commenting on about them.
What scares me more is that it was just a heavy PATROL ship
2nd one sounds like its describing the planetpoid class ships from david webers empire from the ashes series.
Aliens:this will be easy
Humans:alien grade trenchgun go boom
pew pew
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The second story reminds of a “Death Star”, without being a ‘death star’, lolol
how is 30.000 Planet-cracking kinetic weapons and 3.000 stellar detonation weapons not a death star?
To be fair, the Death Star only had a single planet-cracking weapon.. 😆
sure was a good job those aliens didnt do even the most basic of reconnaissance or research before invading
After hearing several of these I can see a story almost forming to a point to be able to collect them all into one massive chronological story. That might be fun to gather writers to fill in the gaps.
If only they had visited Texas and Russia, then they would have understood humanity's love of guns, and more guns, and bigger guns. I mean we took a .50 caliber heavy machine gun and used that as the base for a sniper rifle, and also built an airplane around a gun, and have used 75mm and 105mm guns in 2 and 4 engined aircraft.
Aliens are darned lucky they did not encounter shock forces made of closed nightmare monsters from many millions of years ago or more - big and small, all teeth, talons, and hunger. Reptilian raptors and giant terror birds. And after defeat, one Terran says to the alien troop leader, "Broke into the wrong goldarn rec room didn't you?"
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that...honestly sounds like it's designed operational life well exceeds it's projected technological relevancy.
that said, a "not a gas giant" sized self-contained-war-economy in one unit could actually be very practical if there were some genuine advantage to building things bigger...though by that same merit if they have the tech to do that and they have actual real advantage to doing that then there is abolutely zero reason that they would stop at "not a gas giant" for their largest vessels...probably employ a blanket "what? no, I'm totally just a black hole" category for everything they actually vaguely care about secrecy on while they are at it.
maybe nom up a couple solar systems in the initial setup stage then go about scooping up interstellar debries for most of their materials if they are in any way trying to keep building crap like this a secret...even that actually sounds pretty noticeable...heh: converting actual black holes would probably work.
Dude. It's a PATROL SHIP. It's implied that it's one of the smallest ships the humans have. The big ships probably span entire light hours.
Fir the Al go rythm! You underestimate humanities power!
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Hmm. A solar system destroyer cloning system destroyer
sounds about right
I lost it at the "Not-A-Gas-Giant" Class
Aliens always forget that EVERY human is the war caste
This sounds like a likely natural course for space huh?
The only thing more frightening then a human, is what happens when humans unite against a common cause.
In school again.
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Please to those that write these stories? PT-109 has to be out there somewhere.
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say hello to "Tiny iota"
all impressive don't mess with humans if we get a tiny bit of your tech we will not only reverse engenier it we will MAKE IT BETTER and kick your ass with it.
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Aliens: *Invade human world to conquer it*
Humans: *improvised warfare and insurgency go brrrr*
Aliens: *Regroup, reinforce and try to exterminate humanity*
Humans: *Galaxy gun cheese rush go brrrr*
Aliens: they turned our waste disposal system against us.
Humans: ha ha black hole cannon go BRRR.
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"Its just a patrool ship, we made it smaller, but the crew kept comming up whit performance enhancing suggestions... so we ended up here. Oh, and did i tell you that this cutie can make more of themselves? Yea, we have several spare AI blocks to take controll of the new ones if it comes to making one, oh? Big? This isnt big... you should see the military transporters, and the Titans, tho our Carier ships has to stay out of any system orbit, the last time we brought one into orbit the systems star started orbiting it, were curently trying to resolve that issue..."
The idea of an alien stumbling upon a universe in the wrong place and just seeing a titanic blackhole sized ship in the centre is just satisfying.
"Star start orbiting it"
I love this sentence
The Carrier ships don't actually carry anything though inside it. Its a carrier ship ebcause it carries Stars in its orbit and uses them as a weapon
@@Piromanosincontrol uhhh please explain how they are small?
@@claudelorenzo8111 It does depend on the Mass of a Blackhole in question.
A star that is 300 times more massive than the Sun would make a Blackhole only 578 miles (930.2 Kilometers) in diameter. But you can create a black hole the size of a car if you collapse enough mass into it.
But a Supermassive Blackhole can be 78 billion miles.
Ah yes. Our very own Death Star. Except the Star Wars universe didn’t do it right, so we made it better.
For example making a cover for the Vent holes
@@aleisterlavey9716 IKR
Why have a weak spot?
@@Sharkakaka to give them hope but it's fake lol
@@WE_DONT_LIE Then just paint a massive black line all along the equator, like the UNSC version of the Death Star in The Andromeda War.
"We thought that the humans would be easy to conquer"
Humans: you poor souls
"Hippity hoppity get the fuck off our property"
@@ChappyGrimdark "Hippity Hoppity now all your tech is our technology"
"May whatever Gods you believe on have mercy upon your souls!"
"What if we made *you* the Gods?"
"You had our attention, but now you have our curiosity."
Prob they thought we were another hivemind like, until they realize the only thing in common was hate of getting invaded
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Let me guess - they made a gun, built a ship around it, then added several other smaller guns.
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Oh, its just a death star.
It is a death star the size of Jupiter....
I suppose that I didn't do it justice, the death star didn't have anti-personnel guns either.
Ah yes, the A-10 warthog's development process
It's a death Jupiter
“Oh, it’s just a Death Star” you know just your average PLANET KILLING SUPER WAPONE!! Nothing to major.
The second one sounds like every space engineers ship in existence
Why do I feel personally attacked by this
Why do I feel personally complimented by this?
Why do I feel personally inspired by this?
I am playing space engineers as I type this comment.
hehe, how did you know?
The first mistake the aliens in the first story made was invading Earth.
The second was assuming we had a caste-system
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This is true
In the words of Abraham Lincoln: “Oooh. Now you fucked up.”
dem dar be fighting words
That second story sounds like a ship that's built for domination in wars if it by itself and if it's all automated by God it's a monster of WAR
Sound like Dahak, from the mutineers moon series
That thing is essentially a world devastator from Star Wars.
And it’s a freaking patrol ship
@@VengenceAngel ooh haven't seen others who read that one before. Although I'd say it's more like the Dahak built by the empire before humanity left earth otherwise known as Dahak II by the humans until destruction of the first.
Alien from said empire: we thought Earth would be easy to conquer
Other alien who studied humanity: Oh no... You didn't.
Afe: we attack them
OA: oh no.. you idiots.
Afe: they fought back like monsters from the deep dark cold space...
OA: sounds about right. And then you apologized, retreated and never fought them again right?
Afe:...
OA: you didn't try to invade them again right?....
Afe:We couldn't even try. All the countries that fought eachother united and started invade us, destroying our empire like mad Gods.
OA: Sounds about right... What did you expect from a species so likable by death? Their planet is one of the worst deathworlds that comes support life, almost all creatures in their planet are hostile, they actively consume poisonous substances and doing near death activities when bored, they literally simulate death every 'night' of their solar circle and gives them energy to go on, and they enjoy it! And those not even the tip of the iceberg.....
Afe:*speechless and shocked*
OA: humans are scary creatures....
Meanwhile on earth::
Human A: Those assholes were real jerks right?
Human B: yeah... I'm bored are you up for some scuba diving with sharks?
HA: Yeah sure. Let me finish my beer first tho
HA: Oh look a cat
HB:Aww it's so adorable♪
The conclusion - the Afe -species failed at being cute.
Alien invaders: we gonna attack these creatures called "looks at screen" human
Every other alien: YOU DID WHAT!!!!
One human walks into the room everyone but the invader group together in the corner and scream things like "We don't know him and he is not one of us."
@@phoenixbugg7199 the other aliens just left the guy who is having a one sided boxing match with the invader alone
Also every other alien: Rushing for the escape pods / shuttles in a frantic panic. Asking them selves how did they ever even got within the same ship / station / planet or equivalent? And making mental notes to never again interact with any those kind of crazy dead aliens... if they actually manage to get that far or reach any means of escaping the bending doom of simply being at the wrong place... at the wrong.... (TIMES OUT). Escape means get catapulted into void by an explosion of far greater magnitude than strictly necessary.
Human: Did that space debris scream? I swear - sound isn't supposed to be audible through space. Maybe I had a beer too many before this mission.
"Behind every blade of glass is a gun and human ready to use it" - some space soviet or something.
Yamamoto.
When the asteroids start speaking Terran
@@ttthttpd *oh no*
@@ttthttpd *Fortunate Son synthwave cover kicks in*
Cheeky
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Aliens attacking humans:
Humans: You done goofed.
Let me correct this
Aliens attack human and did not make us extinct:
Humans: you done goofed
Aliens attacking humans:
Humans: thank you dear Lord
And now, onto the story. “Hey, it’s me, your dry skin.” Mmmm yess intriguing
I got the same ad.
Im happy im not the only one HEY ITS ME YOUR SKIN
I Mean scouting in a death star is a effective way of power projection
House Steiner agrees.
Atlas for ground recon!
"We underrestimated human compassion"
*Me:* why they should be exterminated they committed genocide on multiple species
*Also me reading history:* Oh.... Oh no
Maybe we finally decided to learn from the past for once
That second story reminds me of the Dahak trilogy by David Weber. Definitely worth a read and the last book kind of sets up the premise for his Safehold series, at least imo.
Really wish he would continue on that series. I have a vague memory of a forum where he mentioned that just before destroying the Achuultani master computer, it would send a transmission to the "Nest Killers" in the Achuultani's original galaxy giving them its location.
I like how this implies by like 15 years from now we will rule the galaxy, also, apparently humanity has a deathstar now lmao
Heavy Patrol Ship:
Defenses: Yes.
Could use some more guns
So humanity finally did it: we built the literal mother of all death stars.
These are astoundingly bingeable
glad you are enjoying
They are what is getting m through quarantine
@@ameliarosealdridge6468 glad they are helping
@@AgroSquerril I haven't slept in 3 days, I've been doing nothing but listening to these videos playing StarCraft and watching my son. Send help idk what to do but I'm scared and everything smells like toast!
@@lqg4395 [sends butter for the toast] hope it helps :)
We may not have beam weapons or particle cannons but we have the GAU-8 30mm brrt cannon and anger that scares even the death gods
It's not a patrol craft, it's the equivalent to a dinghy. The Terrans just make up weapons etc to freak the aliens out & avoid war.
Terrans also kick alien ass in poker. Bluffing is a helluva skill.
That second story reminds me of the Troy Rising Series by John Ringo.
that ship in the second story is the definition of over kill. like, by gods, why do you need a ship like that?
When your population gets to quadrillions, it is more a "why not?" question than a why.
It's intended to be utilized against planet ionizing scale weapons.
Because in cosmic horror, that is a taser.
@@gmradio2436 Exactly.
Speak softly but carry a big stick. We got a really big stick.
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Ok. Sci-fi writers need to understand something: "c" is one hell of a huge lever and the kinetic energy equation is an exponential function in which doubling an object's velocity quadruples the kinetic energy said object contains (and once you get into relativistic territory, the math just ramps up from there). If you're throwing a car-sized projectile (assuming a compact 4 door sedan with a curb weight of 3342 lbs) at say... 0.7c, that slug is packing over 13 Gigatons TNT equivalent or *260 times the yield of Tsar Bomba*. Not only is that insane overkill for targeting ships, but you just announced to the galaxy at large that not only are such weapons possible, but you just demonstrated that you're *willing to throw unguided planet-killers around like crazy*. This means the rest of the galaxy will figure out how to develop such weapons themselves and then use them to saturation-bombard every human outpost they come across as you are now an existential threat to all sapient life.
Seriously, there are all kinds of calculators available to run those numbers for free all over the internet and it would be helpful if people actually thought of the implications of what they're coming up with.
The human ship one sounds like me when cooking.
A little bit more of that, and some of these a pinch more of that...
Maybe some more of these and a handful of additional...
Let’s give it a test... Hmmm, not quite ready.
A few of those and a few more dashes of this should do it... maybe...
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So what, you took out 30,000 planets 100,000 times. Doesn't even register in the scale when you take a larger view. Gotta build bigger!!!
The real problem with Terrans is that they're generalists.
I hate when people don't understand the difference between orbit and rotation, half a rotation is only 12 hours. We didn't reverse engineer anything in 12 hours.
the aliens were saying rotations as orbits, so half an orbit would be 6 months
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The patrol ship needs more weapons, where is the strangelet gun?
Whoever wrote that first story has read the Dark Imperium books, thats for sure.
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*attacks humanity* humanity: time for a trip to home depot
That trip to HD can easily result in the components required for a Black Powder shotgun and a mess of explosive devices...including the required ingredients to make the BP.
Taking that a step further, suitable metals for building a modern firearm are also commonly used in industry and thus are readily available in scrapyards around the world. Given the appropriate materials, a modern semi-automatic or fully automatic weapon with a rifled barrel is comfortably within the skillset of even a marginally competent machinist.
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Story 2: Sounds like a juggernaut, battleship, dreadnought, Star Forge, and MCV had an awesome night together and gave birth to this……. Patrol Ship????? What do its older siblings look like? And more to the point: what are they so heavily armed for?!
And yes I'm hearing Joe Piscipo's Danny Vermin character in Johnny Dangerously voice it's a galactic magnum...it shoots through planets.
Second story: We got guns and drums and drums and guns, ahroo ahroo
pew pew
Eh? I thought the first story, was the humans calling in their reserve troops
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Gotta love tachyon weapons, when someone thinks they're safe beihing a bigass rock
Why do people keep thinking energy weapons are better, a metal slug cam smash to pieces a target wile an energy weapon, has to hold on target for a time to actually do damage.
Don't shatter the Terrans illusions. We will force you to live in a fairy tale of our own making.
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I think somebody went to little over budget.
Or under budget
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Not a chance.
On the Terran 'ship'. It's a freaking Von Neumann probe on the obscene scale. 😱
IMHO, if you're going to build a Von Neumann device, it had better damn well be obscene.
@@Maddog3060 go big or go home? I mean, usually a VN swarm is just that, a swarm. Smallest thing you can make that can accurately and completely copy itself, so you can have many hundreds of them, as opposed to having like 6. I would imagine the build time on something like that would be on the order of years or tens of years, not weeks or months. Though there is something to be said for the whole 'Oh sweet jeebus what the hell is that thing' effect.
Reads like the writer read way too much EE Doc Smith.
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F.T.A
For the algorithm
A VonNueman dreadnought
Thank you. UKUK
2nd day covid hangover - 2nd day listening to your alien voice.
For the Algorithm
Hope you feel better soon