Splatoon Characters I could beat in a Fight -
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Garden ranks what Splatoon characters he believes he took take in a one on one fight!
100% someone is going to take this joke video too seriously.
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"i'd take on pearl"
me: "You really want to go up against the physical embodiment of an unrestrained special weapon?"
Ok, but she *does* need to warm up her vocal chords in order to use her special, so it's unlikely that most people would win, but it's not impossible.
but imagine if you will...
...ear defenders
@@mrbarit529 Yeah, even if you can’t hear it, the sheer force of the vibrations will turn you to human jelly.
First, her voice needs warmup, and can't be focused without a killer wail so, even I can just punt her ass across a football field
@@JacksonVoet forgor that sound is a wave there. your right
Go go gadget summon water
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go go gadget statue of liberty beam
Go go gadget hose
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Pearl would sneeze and I’d be blown into the stratosphere💀
5:01 “holy s*** a talking horse”
You’re definitely right, nobody is gonna win against the Squidbeak Splatoon themselves along with the idols.
I was originally going to say that it is just ink, but this stuff is PRESSURIZED and able to very easily puerce flesh.
@@plaidhatter1674 Pair that with Inklings and Octolings with speedy reactions, and it’s over
Pearl could probably make anyone fall to the ground with just a yell even without killer wail.
I've never thought that a bat would be less effective than a water gun, but that kinda is splatoon's logic
You can absolutely destroy half of these guys with a water balloon
Inklings just can’t swim, they can take showers and baths.
@@tristen1897 Actually I think this is debatable ! In Smash Ultimate, as an effort to make Inkling more faithful to their source material, they get damaged by some, but not all, water sources, I think showing that whether they can or can't touch water in any form is somewhat up in the air
@@haylijones8531 in mahi-mahi, the inklings need half of their body in the water to die
Forget burst bombs, we're playing with FIRE, er, WATER NOW!
i'd probably miss every single throw
"Nah, I'd win"
1:52 Little did Garden Asada know, all the kids are GROWN-UPS now.
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I'm cooked
As a splatband expert, you are right for everyone but Namida. The girl's cannon nuts. She could probably kill you😊
@@arogustus3984she is the girl from plant Namik after all…
I think I have a 50/50 chance against the agents
if I have a loaded water gun ready
Same
Nah bro if I breathe wrong in a 1v1 against any of the agents, I'll just explode. Small Fry on the other hand. Punt-able tier.
Still lose tier out of pure morals, how could you hurt your little buddy
When you play Samon Run for a long while, you start getting ideas
Pearl destroyed a bridge with her voice, your bones could be no different.
Your right, i would die tiring to fight Agent 8. However Heavy tf2 probably could take on Agent 8
To be fair, if everyone has base weapons then he gets Sasha the minigun that costs $400000 to fire for 12 seconds, and weighs (I think) 150 pounds. I have very little idea how much that is in £ and kilos as my skills in conversion are 250lb = 110Kg.
The heavy could beat most of the top tiers. His bullets look pretty high-calibre and would lose only to Grizz as everything else could either be punched to death or would have their blood/ink leak out of the bullet holes (yes that's how I imagine shooting an inkling would go), so would come second, maybe first.
@@QuentinRevell *330.693 pounds
nice spelling
@@QuentinRevell In the third TF2 comic (which are canon), heavy solo'd a siberian MOTHER bear WITHOUT guns, and the comics take place years after the games.
@@SlingnutSeedlings I forgot. He (and his sisters and possibly elderly mother) do that to survive. Not much else to eat in siberia.
I’ll just tell you that Sheldon has army training, but was denied only because of his glasses. Plus he has access to all of the weapons in Ammo Knights since he technically owns them before you buy them. He’d totally kick your ass
I wouldn’t beat Sheldon because he’s weak. I’d beat him because if I was face to face with Sheldon, I’d be filled with the exact amount of power needed to kill Sheldon.
4:03 Oh he's just like me, HE'S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!
Great video aswell.
Sheldon doesn’t want the smoke
I would've put Tangle and Finn in 50/50 personally, those two fight so often 😭
6:00 Agent 4 IS actually cannonically the strongest agent, which IS why Order copies HIM in side Order. This IS confirmed in some interview
"Nemo would be finding the bottom of my fork" LOOOOOOOOOL
Moe took the yo momma jokes too far that time smh😔
For everyone in the comments saying that water would destroy all the inklings and octos. I'm almost certain water itself is not what kills them. I forget exactly what it was, something something they're not water species anymore, not able to swim, bodies not made for that. But i'm almost certain it's not water in and of itself that kills them
TLDR; short of dropping them in a river, you are absolutely not winning against the idols with just water lmao
Yeah I agree 100%, that's why I never used that as a point; the big man water joke was the only time I even brought that up but it just wouldn't work out in a real fight.
7:50 sounded like a line Scot the woz would say lol
All the band members should move up a teir bc you beat them up but then get canceled on splatwitter.
Damn.
Agent 4 is the strongest of the Agents by an almost inconceivable margin, she's like Anakin Skywalker in that way. None of us are beating her
Why do you say this? What do they do thats that strong?
@@mecalico4647 It is stated by the villain of the Side Order DLC that Agent 4 is by far the strongest of the agents, at least according to their calculations, and you get diagetic evidence with how Splatoon 2's story mode is the easiest of the story modes. It's so easy because Agent 4 is that strong.
@@kraymerman of course this is a huge joke, but I disagree with this.
Reasons for why 4 isn't the strongest:
1.The result of the first story naturally made the octarians weaker in the second campaign, as they had 2 years to reorganize and plan compared to the 100 years for the first game.
2.These accusations are based on 'rumours' which are commonly untrue and Rassicas even states this themself in his voice over of the interviews.
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3.The octarian engineers would be the only ones able to create these rumours as the collective of their fear for change created order itself, and this would've been forged in order's mind by the workers.
4. Assuming they didn't interact with any of the agents on their journey to the surface, 4 would've been the only inkling introduced to and to make these rumours about as Marina hired him/her as 'system security'. The captain and neo 3 would've not been available to complete these roles as they were busy in alterna -( the dates in the dev diaries prove this and the captain is never seen in game leaving alterna unlike agents 1 and 2). Plus 8 was told to test the programme and therefore can't also be the security.
5. Inoue states that there are rumours of 4 being the 'strongest INKLING', so even if it is true that 4 is the strongest inkling, 8 and possibly Marina aren't out of the equation.
6. There just isn't enough concrete evidence in the actual game to prove 4 is the strongest. There are no cutscenes showing off 4's abilities unlike pearl with her cannon or the captain with the smashing of the giant blender.
I'm not here to hate on 4 fans or ruin somebody's day, I just want to win this debate. @mecalico4647 I am here to back you up.
I don't take offence on this platform so fire me with whatever you want mate.
Honestly, the death battle reference was really funny
Me against marie: "Nah i'd win"
**Makes random and uncoordinated movements with an inkbrush**
Personally, I would put Harmony and the jellyfish higher, at least in 50/50
Yeah, you could probably take them down with like one punch, but good luck doing that because one wrong move and you’ve got a fistful of those stinging tentacles. And sure, maybe the jellies wouldn’t be that bad because they appear to be based on moon jellies, one of the more harmless jellyfish, but Harmony? I’d argue that she could kill a man with those tentacles.
Most anemones are harmless to humans, sure, but that’s because most of them are really small.
Harmony, though? She’s human sized, and she can probably just grab you with her tentacles and hold on until the sheer number of stings does you in. Death by a thousand paper cuts, except instead of paper cuts it’s millions of stingers all injecting venom into you.
Harmony is only in 50/50 in my book because you’re only screwed if she manages to grab ya. So just. Don’t get grabbed. But who could ever fight Harmony, anyway?
Big Man is my man I ain't fighting him
“Nah, I’d lose”
Me: *Laughs in Enderman Water Bucket Strats*
Finn in the “I win” category 😭 /lh FUKA TOO HELP
No but you should honestly look into the band lore it’s super interesting !!!
Hi Faerin
@@CommanderTartarSauce2576 hello!!!
@@FaerinnyFae :)
The band members were my lore knowledge is worse. I know practically nothing, but I probably should look into it!
@@GardenAsada you really should!! Rassicas has a really good series explaining all the lore and stuff
If I go against any agent I'm just dropping my weapons lay down and accept my death
i clicked just to commented that every splatoon character i can think of is well versed in chemical weaponry, using fluids that i assume are either poisonous, acidic, or something else that turns people into bombs
6:30 I will just bring my water gun
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I don't think I'd be able to win against too many of them, but this is talking about me with a water gun I acquired at a store, and a knife I grabbed from the kitchen. I probably be able to win against most everyone except the agents and the idols considering how powerful they are. But if I'm careful enough I might be able to win against one or two of them. Again it's not likely, but with enough determination I bet I could do it.
If I Could Become A Inkling Or Octoling In Battle, I Would Destroy ‘Em All.
Well, I like most of these characters too much to want to fight; but even if I did, im built like scout from tf2. And battle my plan is effectively the same as his. Run away.
Although, if I have bat, I'd probably do the other thing scout players are know for. Getting way to confident about winning a fight I had zero chances of winning
I've been waiting for this...
I think that if every idol had a weapon id lose, but if it was a one on one id have a good chance of winning. I mean inklings are around 5 feet tall so i at least wouldnt get crushed
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How I would beat Callie, Marie and Pearl each in a fight:
1. Have a Bat and a Water Bottle. Since they have a Weapon and Sub Weapon, it is fair for me to a have similar load out.
Pearl: I would just drop kick her. Even if she would have an Ink Bazooka at best, I would drop kick her because she would totally not have something as big as what she used in the Splatoon 2 final boss battle. I could also just dump water on her.
Callie: Since there is no real evidence for her strength, I would definitely be able to dodge and weave even at my short height because the Ink hasn't been shown to be even remotely acidic in any shape or form. Also I could just, dump water on her.
Marrie: While yes she would have a Sniper rifle, it would be bold to assume that she would even be remotely high up to begin with. So I could easily catch up to her, dump the water on her and win. Sure the Ink is like a paintball gun and would probably hurt a bit, but as long as I got cover, I would probably be fine.
An Inkling has to be completely submerged in water to cause the KO effect due to some kind of pressure imbalance. Also, Pearl’s voice on its own is canonically enough to break concrete, so what chance do you have?
@@JacksonVoet eh fair enough. Didn't really do much research lol.
@@axo-infinity2217 That’s reasonable. Not everybody is a walking bank of random Nintendo game lore like me and my kin. Besides, Kirby lore is slightly more interesting.
@@JacksonVoet I mean I agree, but it is a bit inconsistent at times.
@@axo-infinity2217 Also fair. Good night my good dude.
Marie and callie are both agents, too, remember?? Captain 3 and agent 4 got their old suits if im remembering the dialogue from the story modes right. So they should most likely go in the same category as the rest of the squidbeak splatoon!! :3
Why you put a shark man in id win it's gonna bite your head off 😭
Because I forgot to rearrange them like I said I would😂 I thought I put them in 50/50 at the end tho? I probably forgot
You could theoretically win against all the inklings/octolings, since ink doesn’t really do much to people.
That shit is pressurized, it breaks crates and metal teeth.
@@JacksonVoet deflect it with the bat you conveniently own
@@dynamorolleruser I think you’re joking, but a bat would probably break easier than a giant metal tooth.
@@JacksonVoet heh. He never mentioned what material the bat was made out of.
@@dynamorolleruser Okkkaaaayyy, but even so, the force being exerted on the bat would break your hands from the shockwaves.
You would never beat Finn feeder they regularly beat the shit out of their bandmates
Ngl I know so little about the band members I don't even know which that one is😅
I'm pretty sure ink would do no damage to any human, and when it comes to specials they only temporarily get super strength, also if a bullet hit a inkling they would explode like a water balloon
I’m surprised there aren’t as much comments about “Ima bring water to the fight”
Then again, what is Inkling biology at this point
If I were an octoling like in the games I could possibly take on at least some of the agents. If they were to use standard hero shots/octoshots I could easily hold them back with my splatana stamper, dynamo roller, heavy edit splatling, really most of the weapons I main. Although if I were merely who I am right now, a weak teenager without strength or combat experience on the levels of most of these characters I would have died many times over, unless I had a weapon in the form of a glass of water.
Only way i could beat an agent is if i follow in the foot steps of luffy and enter my water form and arm my self with my pressure washer
Well.... if their best weapons are ink based... i just win... the ones i would get fucked up with or lose with are grizz, the great zapfish, the thick lobster gentle giant, and octavio with the mech. Not to mention the canonical size of an inkling ranges from super small to what a human calls a dwarf. Also, the inklings' bones are cartilege which is good for flexibility, but HORRIBLE for fighting me. If everyone gets only their best weapons, i would not lose to any of the idols or agents by proxy of my damn species.
I have a question, how did you design your slug character, I want to learn how to design characters like that.
I wish I could give a better answer to this but I kinda just found an animal I thought looked cool and then started drawing. I design all my characters off a whim then go back after some time and redesign them as needed. My sea slug originally had a very different design for instance.
If you consider an OC to be an extension of one’s self, then I could take all of them except for maybe eight and the OG 3.
Otherwise… I’m about the same as you for this tier list
i know this comment is gonna be off topic but i think a cod zombies type idea mixed with splatoon and it's weapons and abilities would be a killer game or gamemode.
Just a imagine cod zombies mixed with saloon run, limited abilities, limited weapons, limited bombs and etc, oh the perks and etc.
but just some idea i wanted to share since this a splatoon theme channel
I think that you could take most average inkings and octolings with a splattershot in a fight on the basis that the Splatoon weapons are basically just water guns that shoot ink. The only reason you would lose against a splatana or roller is because of blunt force trauma. So I think Frye is a 50/50 if you know of to use a bat well enough.
Nah, the ink weapons break crates and that one Great OctoWeapon’s metal teeth.
A bullet would work on them but it depends on how fast it's going since ink is a liquid it would spread apart easily but keep in mind they are living beings they have a brain somewhere so one shot to that could stop them even if temporarily... besides once you kill Sheldon you get access to weapons that actually hurt them so really in a scenario like this it's about strategy... I can still why you chose the "I get fucked up" characters though
I was wondering if you'd include manga characters, and I guess not. I know personally every manga character could kick my ass, but I was wondering what you would think about taking any of them
Me- i would be not here if I went against them.
Oc- I would take them down. Using my pro agent training skills and fighting style (and hope not my Kraken Ki) I can handle against them pretty well!
I get u I got school 2
Im going to beat them in playing a racing game
I CAST, AQUAFINA!!!
Please more of your pkmn region!! 🙏🙏
Well if you consider splatoon 3 Paul it would be a 50/50
why didn't you rank splat tim
He'd destroy me so bad I'd have to make a new tier.
Um, acktually, I own TWO rocket launchers and I could just use those!!!
(/J)
So you are scout tf2
Damnit... Yeah I'm scout TF2.
@@GardenAsada hi. I am a great fan of your videos.
I would be Happy if you also could sign my petition for #fixingTF2
Thanks and fair enough. TF2 needs fixing to say the least😵💫
@@GardenAsada another thing.
It's from a bunch of years now that i Had this idea of making a tf2 mod but instead of the mercs It has the splatoon characters and It takes Place during the great turf war where cap'n and Octavio fought in with new Maps and weapons.
I would like to call It (splatoon 2 classic). And knowing that you like to design splatoon/tf2 weapons It could be interesting a video where you make splatoon weapons but in the style of tf2 or tf2 weapons but in the style of splatoon. I mean not Just the stats but the entire weapons looks
Can you go in snail form
I could take on some of the agents in a fight.
A video game fight not real life. I'd be brutally murdered by them in real life.
I mean I beat Inner agent 3 for fun more than 2 times and won so I could fight them in a video game.
(I'd understand if you didn't believe the whole beating Inner agent 3 for fun more than once but you don't have to believe me.)
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Amen
I'd lose to the Moai Statue
Honestly, i think scout would blitz marie
you forgot the salmonids
Crap. You're so right🥲 they'll probably all win, besides the smaller base ones.
@@GardenAsada HORRORBOROS BABY!!!!!
i could beat agent 3 easy all i need is an inflatable pool
I use water gun
There only weapons are ink so only physical weapons can kill so I'd solo many of them
Edit: water gun
Dude no one could hurt marina she's just to pure🥹
Now pearl is a living killer wail she WILL hurt your eardrums so i hope you wana be deaf
And the agents.....
Agent 4 a kid who had too much sugar given WEAPONS
Agent 3 ..........
Agent 8 She just wants to fucking go home
Now if I had my trusty 5 star splatana wiper that carried me to x rank then I'll be good
nah listen i may not be able to beat marina
but gabriel mandela catalouge would slaughter all of them trust me about my source
I be posting one of the first comments in this video
I can take dj Octavio (not in a fight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)