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Let me guess, another useless P2W crap asia game, that drowns you in meaningless bonus items, forced PvP, and needs only half your savings to stay "competitive?"?
Y'all just need a more powerful Wizard. Scratch that: One that knows Mage Armor/Shield, and that _didn't_ dump Con. If he crumbles faster than your Sorcerer, and yet has more ego than the Bard, boy ain't played right.
Not only did he go down from a pat on the back, he also just wasted all of his spellslots, and now needs a Long Rest, which the party will ignore cause they are in tip top shape!
I love how evandra is just getting progressively more amused by the spells, while vlithryn is getting progressively more disturbed. Evandra: Oh shit. 😆 Vlithryn: _Oh shit._ 😬 Also good for the wizard, everyone needs a bit of stress relief after a hard day. Poor bandit got turned into one of those anti-stress toys that you squeeze. x'D
Nixie's version of solving a town's bandit problem is just destroying the town. Not that I'm not saying that isn't an efficient way to solve the problem, but it usually ends up with more than 1900 kills...
Vlithryn is slowly descending into murder hobo madness, isn't she? We can't even say Persana would dislike that... He's probably proud of Vlithy's killing spree
as an old git that had the first ever game book you could get in the UK, it is grate to see a group that can show off the old jokes in a grate and funny way ty
One thing the last Dungeons & Dragons movie Honor Among Thieves got pretty right is how much useless wizards are in early game and then way too overpowerd...
I thought 4e was supposed to fix that? I mean, 3.5 wizards basically just cast a single spell, then pull out a deckchair and wait while the rest of the party cleans up (yes, even at level 1. Cast Sleep, wait while the rogue coup-de-graces everyone).
I've never seen a wizard that was useless at low levels. And at higher levels the fighters are doing so much damage they're better at single target damage than the wizards are.
Do you wear metal armor? I know some druid players and DMs are sticklers for not wearing metal even though its not against the rules or anything anymore.
I vote in favour of an increased focus on Vlithryn's healing techniques, which Evandra would likely be quite in need of as the frontliner. Well, Vlithryn's mouth to mouth technique in particular, but I could certainly see some bonding and attraction between these two ...
So cool that the party is filling out with cool new characters. I miss Antrius and Nixie. You're all cool, but Eva is my favorite. Keep being awesome! (And I say all that even though I play a Wizard!)
@@jackhilton4285 so last session I soloed the boss that was designed for 4 players. But I also was left making death saves from two hits. Few things more wizard than that.
The AC is not problem. I can dip 1 lvl cleric first to get ac with shield armor The HP is the reasons wizards can't be tanky High AC only cover you till 4 lvl when people start rolling 8+ attack
Back in 1st edition, I had a wizard group create an item named "Barbarian Bane". All it would do is if someone tried to destroy it, it would change any chaotic or neutral behavior to lawful, give them amnesia and raise their wisdom to 18. The wizards then created rumors about it only being able to be destroyed by a worthy barbarian chieftain or hero, and when they were no longer within the restrictions of the barbarian class, take them in as wizard apprentices with outrageous starting hit points. (They would gain more hit points after surpassing the original barbarian level.)
Despite the production value, I’m so sick of this joke, it’s actually getting so old and tired. Not to mention that a Wizard is only frail if you don’t know what you are doing or play like an idiot, meaning that, while funny the first time I saw it, it’s not even technically true in most cases. This joke is worse than the bard seducing the dragon and I will die on this hill. At least most people know that very few bards have ever tried seducing a dragon, and even fewer still succeeded. People seem to actually believe that the wizard gets knocked in one or two attacks. If that’s the case, either your DM needs to balance their encounters a bit better, your character build is weak, or you are a horrible tactician.
Forgive me if I’m wrong, I play a really old edition cus that is the only edition our DM like to narrate, but don’t wizards have armor caps cus higher level spells require extremely complex arm and hand guestures?
@@jackhilton4285 He would still die to apparently 4 damage. Those spells don't really help if you get hit. Given he apparently only had 4hp the high AC can only do so much.
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Let me guess, another useless P2W crap asia game, that drowns you in meaningless bonus items, forced PvP, and needs only half your savings to stay "competitive?"?
You sell out TO THIS???
you guys stopped adding subtitles? :(
i'm hard of hearing, the automatic transcription isn't good... i miss understanding your videos :((
Y'all just need a more powerful Wizard. Scratch that: One that knows Mage Armor/Shield, and that _didn't_ dump Con.
If he crumbles faster than your Sorcerer, and yet has more ego than the Bard, boy ain't played right.
The nearest town guard runs up to thank the party for protecting the western entrance only to reap the wizards fury…poor guy.
Exactly my thought!
he was only 2 days away from retirement too
If it was a Town Guard coming to thank them then he shouldn't have run up with his sword out. Therefore, he was actually the Bandit Leader.
@@morrigankasa570 in the words of the DM "and THAT is what the party tells themselves so they can sleep better at night"
@theLOSTranger234 Well the video doesn't definitely claim it's a Town Guard or a Bandit.
Not only did he go down from a pat on the back, he also just wasted all of his spellslots, and now needs a Long Rest, which the party will ignore cause they are in tip top shape!
Sry but they don't need much of a reason to do multiple long rests in a row. XD
Arcane recovery cover him
He cast fireball. He has more slots.
"UNFATHOMABLE COSMIC POWER!!... itty bitty health pool..."
Perfect 😆
~_~
How dare you give me depression!
He really needs to invest more on Constitution. Even if you don't die in one hit, poor con means zilch of concentration for spells...
LOLLLLL
It's nice to see Vlithryn and Evandra getting along with each other. 😊
I was waiting to see that the last guy that he obliterated was actually a friendly NPC.
Yup! He was just coming to thank them and tell them where they can pick up their reward. Now they'll never know.
Haha same! And then because he attacked him the other guards got angry and started attacking!
Eh, it's traditionally a party of murder-hobos. So unlikely
"It doesn't work we need to try mouth to mouth" Ok that was super funny 😂
They were too used to Antrius
Would've gotten me up....
@@soren3569 Was about to say, suddenly I don't feel so unconscious no more 😳
Even better would've been Nixie & Vlithryn:)
“4 Damage.. My one weakness!” 😂😂
“A small pat on the back… My one weakness” 💀
**Laughs in One Shot Questers**
**Laughs as Wizard dies of 1d4 embarrassment damage**
Yep. Have been there.......
No death to a cat?
1st edition wizards went down to this
thats why you cast fireball first, ask questions later
Or meteor swarm. 😮 Then wonder why wizards of the Coast, gave wizards so much love. I guess they share the name 😂
They have Nixie for that
It is awesomwe, how, as a wizard, fireball becomes your standart-answer for almost all problems, as soon as you learn to conjure it!
Nixie approves this message.
or just play a sorc. Also create water in lungs is a myth its against the rules.
"Even the Bard got more kills than he did"
Ouch! 😆
I love how evandra is just getting progressively more amused by the spells, while vlithryn is getting progressively more disturbed.
Evandra: Oh shit. 😆
Vlithryn: _Oh shit._ 😬
Also good for the wizard, everyone needs a bit of stress relief after a hard day. Poor bandit got turned into one of those anti-stress toys that you squeeze. x'D
I think that last one was a town guard, not a bandid.
honestly, i was waiting for one of them to go, "that was great... except that was the guy we were supposed to keep Alive."
"He got paper cut from his own spell book."
Rofl
Vlicerin is fitting in well with the Awful Ones. She's learning to throw the shade quite well.
I like how the cleric is slowly becoming more and more of a toxic element after dealing with the villainy of the PCs for so long.
Влитрин милая. Она не токсичная.
You can see the wizard actor trying to contain his laughter at the "4 damage my only weakness" line.
"oh no .. a new video, my one weakness"
“A paper cut from his own spell book.” Priceless!
"Even the Bard got more kills" that is comedic gold!!
don't worry wizard I still love playing you
mouth to mouth... my only weakness
A shame Nixie is running around Azerim burning down swamps, she would have easily taken care of 1900 bandits.
I wonder what spell she would have used in this particullar situation.........
@@jorgebarriosmur Well, not that one Scroll of Meteor Swarm, I know that much...
Nixie's version of solving a town's bandit problem is just destroying the town. Not that I'm not saying that isn't an efficient way to solve the problem, but it usually ends up with more than 1900 kills...
@@derkylos Eh, as long as you get the XP for the kills...
When the death is so bad even the enemies are stunned, 2:42
Wow, Evandra and Vlithryn actually agree with each other on something.
"Sticks and stones will break my bones" - Wizard Rihanna, probably 1:40
I feel attacked.
With 1D4 damage?
@@TheLoopyTigerNot just d4, but *four.*
*dies of 1d4 comment damage*
Right? Same here! I’m normally the party wizard! 😂
and that deals 1D4 damage. you are now dead, maybe next time try a better class? maybe Ranger?
Glass cannon.
You forgot the cannon part 😂
Meteor swarm then falls in puddle and drowns.
"This party ruined my life!"
"But then we adopted you"
Golden lines fr fr
It's so lovely seeing Patrick Mandziy in y'alls clips! Always a joy to watch.
The best addition to the crew!
Vlithryn is slowly descending into murder hobo madness, isn't she? We can't even say Persana would dislike that... He's probably proud of Vlithy's killing spree
as an old git that had the first ever game book you could get in the UK, it is grate to see a group that can show off the old jokes in a grate and funny way ty
Glad you joined us! Now let's get you into bed with a hot-water bottle, Gramps, it's already 7pm 😘
@@PhilosophyOnTheNightbus not 50 yet lol
@@hobgoblingaming9128 Fine, I won't send you the new DnD 6e book in large print 😄
@@PhilosophyOnTheNightbus Who needs D&D 6e? With the way Hasbro is going, 6e will require a monthly subscription to own. 3.5e works just fine.
Mouth to mouth was successful. The wizard came to.
@@fp6343 And he came too.
@@kryptonianguest1903 The wizard came through.
So did I.
Nice to see Evandra and Vilithryn bonding over something.
So true haha.
I love Evandra’s new look
Someone give that wizard some conditioning. He can ripe bones out but the poor dude cant even take a pat on the back.
One thing the last Dungeons & Dragons movie Honor Among Thieves got pretty right is how much useless wizards are in early game and then way too overpowerd...
The spellcaster in that movie was a sorcerer though
@@yocean14 The evil lich girl was a wizard
@@mytotim8978 ah right. We never saw her “early game” though??? Maybe she was always proficient
I thought 4e was supposed to fix that? I mean, 3.5 wizards basically just cast a single spell, then pull out a deckchair and wait while the rest of the party cleans up (yes, even at level 1. Cast Sleep, wait while the rogue coup-de-graces everyone).
I've never seen a wizard that was useless at low levels. And at higher levels the fighters are doing so much damage they're better at single target damage than the wizards are.
I love that the cleric is becoming more sassy
Ngl I was waiting for Nixie to pop up from behind the wizard and yell "FIREBALL" before she set him on fire 😂
Idkw I just prefer playing Druids
Do you wear metal armor? I know some druid players and DMs are sticklers for not wearing metal even though its not against the rules or anything anymore.
Druids are so much fun! It’s my favorite class too. And rogues
To be fair a lot of us would pass out if Evandra was patting us on the back. From joy or bowel-watering terror. Either way, FUN TIMES 🎉
Nice to see Vlitherin around and about with the party. 💙
Damn! Fish babe viciously mock the poor wizard!? This murder hobo really a bad influence.
Vicious mockery.... my one weakness
Rob Hartley's eye will start twitching if he sees the "create water in lungs" part of the video 😄
He used all his spell slots on one person :O
Power word kill! My one weakness! D:
(The wind was a paid actor)
Way to go Cleric, instead of being disappointed that nobody ever acknowledges your contribution, it was just about time to belittle somebody else!
Wizard: I saw DEATH
Evandra: Don't talk about my friend like that!
"A small pat on the back, my one weakness.." vibed so hard.
Thanks for the Triton!
I like that he at least got to show off a little. Even if he immediately died after.
I miss when they would cut back and forth to their living room.
MORE of these scenarios with the multiple endings... it's HILARIOUS!
The two female powerhouses performing mouth to mouth was something I never knew I needed to see before now and now I'm down for a storyline😂
"Its not working we need to try mouth to mouth" 😳🥺
I vote in favour of an increased focus on Vlithryn's healing techniques, which Evandra would likely be quite in need of as the frontliner. Well, Vlithryn's mouth to mouth technique in particular, but I could certainly see some bonding and attraction between these two ...
Never has begging for subscribers been funnier, well done!
“Four damage? My one weakness!” I laughed out loud
Nat 1s galore for the wizard during that fight.
So cool that the party is filling out with cool new characters. I miss Antrius and Nixie. You're all cool, but Eva is my favorite. Keep being awesome! (And I say all that even though I play a Wizard!)
Indeed, it is why a party without them is perfectly viable. You can often do without healers, too.
As someone that played Gnome Illusionists back in AD&D day, i know the pain of of being like a wizard! You have all done so very well as always!
Play the new illusionist.
It actually very much better
@@jackhilton4285 I miss my illusionary Fireballs and Magic Missiles, Illusions aren't as fun as they were in AD&D!
Vlithryn is back! Yay!
🥳🎉
My wife: "I'm now shipping these two"
"We need to try mouth to mouth!" xD Well, if I wasn't shipping them before!
2:36 that was really smooth
No truer glass cannon has ever been portrayed 😂
True, until the bladesinger starts tooting in here. Try hitting them then.
ROLL WISDOM SAAAAVE :D
Well, by that time, THE FIREBALL HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!
As someone currently playing a wizard i feel this in my bones.
Feel what?
That you are the most powerful class in party?
Cause you right
@@jackhilton4285 so last session I soloed the boss that was designed for 4 players. But I also was left making death saves from two hits.
Few things more wizard than that.
I like how happy artrius is with his spoons
I like Evandra so much, argggggh
Nixie is in VLDL
Meanwhile, the rest of the party:
The Wizard class is not for noobs. If you keep dying, you're doing it wrong.
annnnnd now I ship Evandra and Vlithryn
Yep, same
Not a wise decision of video title for someone within fireball range :p
0:45 I'm sure Antrius has the highest body count.
One point to the wizard... Of damage!
I think this is a new favorite. Thanks for the laughs as always you guys know how to make my day
4 damage...my one weakness....getting level 1 2nd ed wizard flashbacks
The cosplays are always on point
Some tropes are just made to be broken. Every Wizard I've ever played has been tanky AF
The AC is not problem. I can dip 1 lvl cleric first to get ac with shield armor
The HP is the reasons wizards can't be tanky
High AC only cover you till 4 lvl when people start rolling 8+ attack
@@jackhilton4285If you go abjuration wizard your HP+magical shield HP are actually rather decent.
Wizards being squishy is a fallacy, they have a lot of ways to mitigate damage, martials only have hp.
@@walterjunior1254 Pure wizards being squishy is not a fallacy.
Damn. Don't piss of the wizard. Lol 😂
And this.. is why I have been playing warlocks (and the occassional wand master)for 15 years. xD
My Bladesinger with blur, mirror image, staff of defence, silvery barbs, shield and high 20s AC would beg to differ, he's a beast lol
A bladesinger isn't a pure wizard.
Sure wish i lived where yall are, definitely looks like yall could use a Lizardfolk rogue ;D Another hilarious video yall!
Back in 1st edition, I had a wizard group create an item named "Barbarian Bane". All it would do is if someone tried to destroy it, it would change any chaotic or neutral behavior to lawful, give them amnesia and raise their wisdom to 18. The wizards then created rumors about it only being able to be destroyed by a worthy barbarian chieftain or hero, and when they were no longer within the restrictions of the barbarian class, take them in as wizard apprentices with outrageous starting hit points. (They would gain more hit points after surpassing the original barbarian level.)
LESS THAN A MONTH TO PAX!
The "Now kiss" turn reallity ate the end
This video is exactly like playing wizard in everquest back when.
I love this trio of characters.
I miss seeing the players around the table, still love these, but the round table parts just really added to it
The final scene is utterly hilarious!
Love to see the whole party together someday
Yay, more Illustrium~!✨
God, I love when you guys upload! Your skits are gold! 😆🤩
Bring back that bandit! He was awesome! 🤣
He was my favourite character!!!
Despite the production value, I’m so sick of this joke, it’s actually getting so old and tired.
Not to mention that a Wizard is only frail if you don’t know what you are doing or play like an idiot, meaning that, while funny the first time I saw it, it’s not even technically true in most cases.
This joke is worse than the bard seducing the dragon and I will die on this hill. At least most people know that very few bards have ever tried seducing a dragon, and even fewer still succeeded. People seem to actually believe that the wizard gets knocked in one or two attacks. If that’s the case, either your DM needs to balance their encounters a bit better, your character build is weak, or you are a horrible tactician.
After that pat the poor cleric don't know if she should laugh or cry.
Wizard- Gets knocked out by a pat on the back
Me "Oh brother *will someone get this man some armor!* "
Forgive me if I’m wrong, I play a really old edition cus that is the only edition our DM like to narrate, but don’t wizards have armor caps cus higher level spells require extremely complex arm and hand guestures?
But unfortunately he won't be able to wear it. ^^
It's his fault not pick shield and mage armor
Otherwise he could be tanker than rest of the party
@@PJDAltamirus0425 5E only needs proficiency with the armor to cast spells in it.
@@jackhilton4285 He would still die to apparently 4 damage. Those spells don't really help if you get hit. Given he apparently only had 4hp the high AC can only do so much.
Around the 5 minute mark I was half-expecting him to die of 1d4 stubbed toe damage lol
Just Fireball.
Just Fireball
Just fireball.
*Just FIREBALL.*
I always look forward to these videos
Drowning in a puddle after tripping would be the most embaracing death ever.
I thought they punchline was gonna be another enemy arriving but he already used all of his spellslots on that one. 😅