Honest Trailers | The Shining
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Honest Trailers | The Shining
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Kevin Williemsen
Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
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"Based on a Stephen King novel Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash."
- Died Laughing XD
Bu kanalda türk gormek guzel :D
@@Omerkosar Stanley Kubrick gibi Türkler 😂
Yeah, I've been reading the book now. Kubrick took like the very thin plot of the novel and threw everything else out.
It's funny because they used the movie in Ready Player one, a book I enjoyed which the director also disregarded everything but the basic story
@@VanSwagger did you like it? the shining is easily one of the best books I've ever read and honestly I hate how the movie ruined it
@Seth Organ *whoosh*
"There's Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick." LOL
Sad what happened to her
Seth Organ Cause of “art.”
I was waiting for that one
that's why stephen hated this adaptation
True
I laughed way too hard when he said “A psychic talent that’s kinda useless if he couldn’t see this coming” and it just shows him getting axed😂
Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? Thats like dying twice.
Check your snowcats guys
Also "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort."
"Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick."
That was GOLD!
"All work and no play make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"
The Simpsons version is:
"No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something"
"Go Crazy?"
"Don't Mind If I Do! BLLLAARRRGGHH!!!"
@@margarethmichelina5146 "Give me the bat, Marge. Give me that bat. Give me the bat-boo-boo! Hahaha! Scaredy Cat. Bleaaghh! (looks in mirror) AHHHH!"
@@rdphoenix07 (Marge puts Homer in cold storage) "You stay here until you're no longer insane. Hmm, chili would be good tonight !"
Can’t murder now, eating.
Urge to kill, rising
You get a like simply for "cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort"
Elevator, is bleeding. Don't give a fuck if I lose my life freezing.
I literally laughed out loud
I can't think of what (song?) that bit parodies.
@@jimb.7523 cut my life into pieces
@@jimb.7523 Papa Roach - Last Resort
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" was just too good
"..coach from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice." 😂😂😂💀
I also loved "So a nice Motel 6."
Fun fact: One of the creepy twins (the one on the left) was my biology teacher last year.
xPixel that’s awesome
which university
Awfully strange considering the kid that played Danny in the movie, Danny Lloyd(IRL), is a professor of biology at a community college in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Also the one on the right, Louise, is the one who became a microbiologist. Where exactly does she teach?
The Gaming Hill Dame Alice Owens school in England
"Come study with me, xPixel. We can study forever...and ever...and ever."
"Cut my wife into pieces" that line nearly killed me with laughter lol
KobeSte7 What song is that tune from?
@@gagecole3398 Last resort .
Gage Cole last resort by papa roach
I just want to know which one of them listens to papa roach
@@gagecole3398 Last Resort by Papa Roach
2:08 Jack Nicholson should have replied with "Hey hungry, I'm dad."
😏
True--I guess it came out in 1980, but it really is your standard "That-70s-Dad-joke"
"Why did you name me this way? Why Why Why..."
Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking that
Pretty pretty pretty pleeeaaaaseeee do an honest trailer for Silence Of The Lambs
please do
YAS
Please
Omg yess
Omg, I can’t believe they haven’t done that yet.
The plot to this movie: seasonal affective disorder.
That's S.A.D
"Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort". I'll admit, that was brilliant, screen junkie
It was indeed fantastic.
what was the reference?
One of the best they've ever come up with.
@@maxlewis3468 Papa Roach-Last Resort
I lost it at that
This just goes to show that even if you love a movie, you can still have a good laugh joking about it. I love this film but this was one of my favorites you guys have done!
"Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice" 😆👏🏼😂 3:15
"Imagine this came out today, 100% chance this trailer has a weird minor-key version of "Let It Snow"."
So true.
And they would probably start the movie with him chasing Danny outside in the maze then cut to "three days earlier" or something
And that far overused "BWONG!" Inception sound interspersed.
@@NefariousKoel yep, every time Jack appeared on screen during the axe chase would have that eardrum rattling BWONG
Boys to men version lol
With unnecessary jumpscare with no music
Say: “Hmm, that’s odd... the blood usually gets out on the 3rd floor.
Its second floor
This was the site of blood rituals, an ancient Indian burial ground, and 5 John Denver Christmas specials
Now whenever Scatman Crothers fails to foresee the ax to his chest, I hear him saying in Willy's voice, "Ach, I'm not good at this." God bless The Simpsons and their Treehouse of Horrors episodes.
@@bighuge1060 at least Willie was axed in the back... Which was a running thing for all three of the storylines that Halloween.
@@arp1345 Ewww, John Denver
It's scarier when you realize eventually he's the Joker from the first Batman movie.
"In the book is a loving family man."
I mean, I guess as much of a loving family man that an abusive drunk can be? Also, the dark history of the hotel is given to him during the job interview in the book as well. Just saying.
I'm not defending his actions, but in the book i feel like its better getting across that Jack was trying really hard to be better and had a ton of self loathing. That doesn't excuse anything, but I think book Jack struggled way more to control his anger and film Jack barely tried at all.
amarantine1323 and I’m pretty sure in the book he was sober, or at least trying to be sober until he learned more and more about the hotel
In the book he was absolutely not abusive- he loved both Wendy and especially Danny too. He was a recovering alcoholic that (until his last breath) tried to fight his demons...
Say: “You want to hear a joke, MurRAY?”
A joke?so terminator dark fate
You got what you fucking deserve!
Great, now I want a “So I Married An Axe Murderer” Honest Trailer.
This x10.
We’ve got a piper down! The piper is down!
Starring "the same Scottish accent Mike Myers does in all his movies."
@@lanceturley7745 Was the first time I recall him doing it in a movie. Was hilarious.
ERMAGERD yes.
I wonder how many people under age 30 realize that "Here's Johnny!" is a reference to Ed McMahon introducing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show...
I do. I'm 17.
I've heard that quote many times. And just now watching the movie I realized, "Wait, his name's Jack. This must be some reference." And I'm under 30, and I'm not from the US, so thanks for clearing that up.
I do. I'm 22.
Probably not many.
I do not, because i'm from Argentina and no One knows Johnny!
"Journey to the overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground. With a long history of murder. So like a nice motel 6"
Omg.. xD
This really is a movie about procrastination.
"So, like a nice Motel 6"
Not inaccurate...
That was my favorite line!!! Too funny.
@@mariannecontrino6297 In stitches, me.
Last time I was at a motel 6 I opened the fridge and a roach the size of a soda can robbed me...
@@dapperfrog2048 That sounds about right.
I hate motel 6
“Either a masterclass of building tension, or... kinda boring” LMAO SOMEONE SAY IT
Its a masterclass of tension
No kidding it’s so boring
Personally I don´t get the criticism of boring and to long, I had a good sleep in the middle and saw a great film full of tension!
😂👍 "its old Hollywood movie made by influential director starring a list actors it has to be good" this thing has made so much old boring movies geeting a masterpiece tag
OK, you asked someone to say it so here it is....... IT.
Would like to see an honest trailer for 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY.
Oh, dear God YES!
Say, "I'm sorry, psycho murderers isn't covered on our life insurance policy."
Joker honest trailer!
Honest trailer for Us
Not the movie, the comments section
Good idea, but I still would love an honest trailer for this movie
Yes
You'll get us all killed, don't you understand, your a mad man
Both!
Starring: The entire transcript of the episode we all just watched.
Please say: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Terminator 2 yes bring it on.
1:07 I'm pretty sure those aren't crazy faces for Nicholson standards
Best bit of this honest trailer: putting Homer Simpson at the end of the "Here's Johnny" parody compilation
"The Overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground with a long history of murder. So like a nice Motel 6." 😄
How woke
The Overlook is actually based on an haunted hotel called The Stanley Hotel.
It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and has been the setting of witch burnings, Satantic rituals, and five John Denver Christmas Specials.
or a biger poltergeist house
@ 2:38 when the narrator takes on Jack Nicholson's voice, spectacular. You kinda have to really listen to hear this.
soon as he said "wendy's abuser.." I knew exactly who he was gonna say
“Jack Nicholtorrence”
😂
That was probably the best "Starring..." section in any Honest Trailer I've ever seen.
Also, movie trailer voice doing Jack Nicholson was awesome.
1:53 I laughed at this for three minutes straight, repeating "JACK NICKELTORRANCE" Not even lying
Edit: Please do an honest trailer for Midsommar.
The musical references in the Starring Section were so good! :)
"Cut my wife into pieces,this is a ghost resort" I just died there LOL XD
What is that from? I'm guessing a song?
@@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach. This bit made me laugh so hard!
Edit: Double checked, and Holy Shit that song came out in 2000, I feel old and sorry I checked! 😂
@@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach
It's not an original joke, sadly. Except in the original it said "ski resort". I can't remember what it was in tho
@@bagelbramble7335 I just found out it's been a meme for years! The song even has an entry on KnowYourMeme with the likes "Cut my life into pizza / this is my plastic fork / oven baking, heavy breathing / don't give a f*ck if it's carbs that I'm eating"
Now knowing it's been a meme for ages makes this joke even funnier to me, great job Screen Junkies!!
Those were some top-tier puns during the "Starring" segment.
"Yeah, I think your definition of word play might be too forgiving."
I was half expecting a "Heeeeere's M.I.R.V.!" but who even really remembers "The Abyss" anyway.
I love the Abyss
Abyss is a great movie
Billy Ruff I think it has its flaws but it is better than some of Cameron’s other movies.
The Abyss is a legitimately great sci fi film.
The director's cut is Gold!
Maximum Overdrive is one of the greatest unintentional comedic horror gifts of all time! It's impossible to watch without laughing.
Please say, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Consider changing your first name to Franken
Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho Honest trailer would be nice
Cameron Bahls that would be very difficult
STARRING:
Momma's Boy.
The Main Reason You Saw This Movi- AAAND SHE'S DEAD.
All the Other Characters You Can't Name. Go On, I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE.
And... Please, Herrmann, Don't Herrt Her!
"I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
- Homer Simpson, _The Shinning_
Bart: You mean SHINING
Willie: Shhh, wanna get sued?
This has to be my favorite of your videos. I laughed throughout.
Please say: Here's Honest Trailers!
Here's Bailey
Please say: “If you can read this, thank the Phoenicians.”
🎶 *NOW THE PHOENICIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!* 🎶
As Jeremy Irons or Judi Dench?
Also thanks romans for murdering them to last men.
+
Thanks, Dame Judy Dench!!
"Let it snow" ... nearly killed me :)
This is so true... WHY does every horror film or even todays trailer have a minor-Key version of a pop song?😳
Transformers (do you realize) Godzilla (Somewhere over the rainbow) Candyman (Say My Name) and more
0:57 no "stares" music? Missed opportunity!
Dude the score for this was SUPER GOOD! Also, they did kinda shred my favorite movie into pieces and made me question my life, but top notch work, y'all!
This is honestly one of the best Honest Trailers ever made
ngl, wendy was such a better character in the book
she actually *uses* the knife on jack
She did bruise his hand a bit in the movie with the knife. How far did she go in the novel?
@@akiraigarashi2874 She actually stabs him, in the lower back, but he carries on attacking her. Albeit a little slowly.
Absolutely lost it at the start of, "Starring..." 😂😂😂
It brought me back to my childhood. I started singing the song.
Please say and or sing: "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream; make him the cutest that I've ever seen."
"Mr sandman, man me a sand: make it the cutest car door car hook hand"
Mr. Sandman sand me a man; make him so Sandy. The sandiest man.
"David LETTERMAN!"
"Hi David, I'm Grampa!"
"D'OH!"
4:56 If you want a version of The Shining that King had totally control over see the 1997 TV miniseries.
Everyone grows out of their Nostalgia Critic phase and their cinemasins phase... but I will always love honest trailers
Very true once I found RedLetterMedia
Brian Vogel Most real and genuine film channel right now
Brian Vogel Jesus Christ if that ain’t the most truest statement I’ve ever heard. I was introduced to the RLM gang through the nostalgia critic. It’s safe to say that I never returned to that hack.
Nostalgia Critic really went down hill the last couple of years. Now his stuff is kinda hit or miss.
@@FUCKINGENIOUS Meh, he's a solid editor and is pretty funny when he riffs by himself, but I think he got too caught up in the clipless reviews and skits over time.
"Goes crazy over the course of about a week."
Could be worse, could be Game of Thrones where the main character goes crazy over the course of 30 seconds.
"HEEEEEEEREEES DANY!"
So sad. So true.
True
Ooh, burn! (geddit?)
If you mean Daenerys, man, you lost like 7 seasons XD
Groundskeeper Willy: You've got THE SHINNING!!
You mean Shining.
@@NobodyC13 nope I mean the shinning
ruclips.net/video/Kddzyds4fGo/видео.html
@@NobodyC13 Ssssh, you want to get sued?
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis Thank you for getting the bit right.
Groundskeeper Chilly... yes, so glad you made that reference, we all remember that Simpsons episode.
Wow, perfect timing Screen Junkies. Just watched this 2 nights ago. The Honest Trailer was pure gold as always. Keep up the great work!
Ok, so...maybe do an actual “So I Married An Axe Murderer” honest trailer next, please?
YES please
"Harriet, sweet Harriet,"
This is one of your funniest in while. Thank-you
"A warning on staying in the bath too long or the importance of snow cat maintenance" 😂😂
"A loving family man in the books" The books start by telling us Jack broke Danys arm in a fit of rage.
Me during the book: Jack is supposed to be handsome
Me during the movie: ok nvm
Me during the book: he broke his son's arm and regretted it
Me during the movie: holy shit don't make those rapefaces
Me during the book: aw he could not kill his own son after all
Me during the movie: fuck this shit I'd rather froze myself
I was thinking the same thing about that line.
But like, he felt sorry about that 😅
Yes, and it ends with Jack overcoming the dark power of the Overlook and redeeming himself for his past mistakes by sacrificing himself so his son and wife can escape.
He was battling alcoholism. That’s..... a major running theme of the book. He wasn’t just mad and decided to hurt his kid. He was DRUNK and grabbed his arm too hard. The whole Overlook job was supposed to be a fresh start for the family and his sobriety for goodness sake.
*1:39*
*Would've been Scarier if it was a Monday..*
"Groundskeeper Chilly"
Also, Groundskeeper Willie plays the same dude in "The Shinning" in Treehouse of Horror V.
"Groundskeeper Chilly" ... underrated joke!
"OH NO! NOT TUESDAY!"
-James Rolfe, 2007
"Based on the Stephen King book that Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash"... amazing that they could sum it up in one sentence.
Stephan King called this movie a Cadillac with no engine, nice to look at it but goes nowhere.
Then he produced his own TV mini series of it, which has neither an engine nor the looks of a Cadillac.
DreamyWolf And he wrote a book that was better than both combined.
@@skywarp1470 Nobody here denies the greatness of the book.
@@DreamyWoIf The miniseries had an engine but it was housed inside the body of a Yugo and driven by someone who could never get the car out of first gear.
In my humble opinion, the miniseries could have been great if not for some casting choices (the ghosts came off super-cartoonish, Danny was basically cheeks, teeth and a stuffy nose, and Jack and Wendy had little chemistry), the locations dwarfed by Kubrick's movie giving the miniseries a "budget" feel (even though it was the actual hotel King used in his novel) and a director who is not an effective horror movie director (despite his past King filmography). The miniseries could have been cut down to Kubrick's running time and the story would have made an excellent movie. I still hope someone takes on this novel again for the big screen, notes what worked for the film and miniseries, and fashions the best version of the novel yet.
PS And a 20 year old Tony dangling from wires needs to go. If i remember correctly, Tony was always far enough away from Danny that he could never make out Tony's features. That beats a finger and a guy on wires in my book.
I love this so much!!!!! The Shining has always been my favorite! Next you should do Doctor Sleep!
So, an honest trailers for the shining comes out, just after I finish watching the shining for the first time? What is this sorcery
Same here. I just checked for a shining honest trailer like 2 days ago because I just watched it for the first time (I assume it's because of Dr Sleep being released soon)
so that means you never understood the Simpson's "the shinning?"
@@daveboden2656 I knew about some things but beyond the 'come play with us' girls and 'it's Johnny' I didn't understand any references
What is this new devilry?
Did you watch it on the same device you use for RUclips? Algorithms be watching too LOL
3:38 Why is there Velociraptor from Jurassic Park III? Wake Up, Alan?
Herr53Antichrist since the Jurassic Park 3 Honest Trailer they’ve snuck in the “Alan raptor” in just about every trailer. Except for the stretch between the last 2 Avengers films (Thanos has snapped him away).
@@thebortthe Oh! :D
Thank you for explanation. Didn't notice this before. Good reason to rewatch some of their previous vids, I guess.
"My Little Tony, Friendship Is Magic" got me gigglin' 😆👍
4:08 I thought you said/were going to say "Let It Go" (It's stuck in my head again now 😥)
PLEEEEAAASSEE do FIREFLY/SERENITY!! I'm on my knees! If I can do anything while I'm down here to convince you let me know!
Say “actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience”.
Cross-promotion is tight!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
WowWowWowWow
And get wayyyyyy off my back about it
"How does that happen?"
"I don't know."
"Okay then."
Okay the "starring" section for this one was ON POINT
And yet it's drastically better than the version Steven King did starring Steven Webber.
And yet that is really a matter of opinion, not fact.
@@metro121482 so it goes in art, though the opinion that a cheapass miniseries produced by a good novelist with a poor track record in film and starring the dude from Wings comes anywhere close to the work one of cinema's great masters is fanciful, to put it mildly.
True, but the Novel by Stephen King is better than BOTH !
I like to imagine the teleplay for The Shining miniseries being directed with the atmosphere and scale of Kubrick's movie.
@@metro121482 If you think that the Stephen King approved version was in any way better, then your opinion is wrong.
Please say: "This town needs an enema."
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
He stole my balloons!
Say "And where is the Batman? He's at home, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"
Well done Screen Junkies this is one of your best honest trailers ever
This was one of my favorite HTs. Almost all the jokes were great
This is one of the best Screen Junkies I've ever seen.
1:50
"So like a nice motel 6."
Honest trailer guy is DEFINITELY invited to the cookout, just bring the meat and sauce
Now I want to see you do "So I Married an Axe Murderer" and then call it "The Shining"
I eagerly await the Maximum Overdrive clip at the end of every Stephen King trailer you guys make.
Love the Spaceballs quote at the very end! Unlisted wall LOL!
HONEST TRAILER FOR THE GODFATHER TRILOGY !!!
STARRING: James Caan as "Wait, there's a second movie?? Goddammit!"
Say: "I [ insert name ], will wrestle a bear."
you he will literally say "insert a name"
I Claudius, will wrestle a bear
watching the Shining and actually paying attention will fuck you up for a day or two, Kubrick uses all these jedi mindfuck tricks with his directing to make you feel uneasy
Great job on the "starring" bit, guys. Solid.
"Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort." OMG, I lost it! X>D
I liked the pop music lyrics for Starring, fun idea Screen Junkies. Also liked them mixing up the formula by imagining what a real trailer would be like.
In the spirit of the 20th anniversary, can you do a Honest Trailer of "Batman Beyond"
0:28 The clip I was waiting for.
Love the allegories