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    Honest Trailers | Batman Returns
    Title Design by Robert Holtby
    Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen
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  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  5 лет назад +901

    Who would you cast now if you were to reboot Batman Returns?
    POOL RULES
    One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate.
    Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated.
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    Four: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse

    • @findijs3525
      @findijs3525 5 лет назад +10

      Hello.

    • @reneeortiz3051
      @reneeortiz3051 5 лет назад +10

      Epic Voice man please say "Happy Birthday TOOOOO YEWWWWWWWW!"

    • @aaronbrothers6923
      @aaronbrothers6923 5 лет назад +53

      Karl Urban as Batman. JS, do a Dredd honest trailer.

    • @RobertBurns71405
      @RobertBurns71405 5 лет назад +70

      Screen Junkies Robert Pattinson as Batman
      Peter Dinklage as the penguin
      Aubrey plaza as cat women
      My cast for my favorite superhero movie

    • @plotholedetective4166
      @plotholedetective4166 5 лет назад +33

      Screen Junkies a sky beam is present in all batman movies its called the bat signal

  • @sharilshahed6106
    @sharilshahed6106 5 лет назад +4519

    No matter the movie, Alfred is always perfectly cast.

    • @karenbaker1979
      @karenbaker1979 5 лет назад +109

      Completely agree!

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 5 лет назад +72

      I don't know, I'm been a bit weirded out by the string of cockney-Alfreds we've had lately.

    • @CassidyShadewing
      @CassidyShadewing 5 лет назад +153

      Movie nothing, No matter what adaptation, Alfred is always perfectly cast. I can't think of a singular movie, show, or game that hasn't had an Alfred that wasn't amazing.

    • @omerpockard7212
      @omerpockard7212 5 лет назад +41

      Batman vs Superman Alfred was pretty bad. Way too young.

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 5 лет назад +79

      Omer Pockard still wasn’t bad. Just not enough screen time

  • @MegaZeta
    @MegaZeta 5 лет назад +476

    Catwoman in _Batman Returns_ has probably the best-presented origin story of any costumed character in any Hollywood superhero movie. We are told absolutely nothing, and we understand absolutely everything.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 3 года назад +13

      Well said!

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 3 года назад +7

      Don't understand why so many people dislike the Catwoman solo movie.
      I mean, it wasn't a total blockbuster but it was a solid movie and Halle Berry is fucking HOT in that outfit.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 3 года назад +31

      @@LeBoomStudios The best thing about that solo movie was that Halle Berry trained a lot to move really cat like and that they put this into the movie in several scenes including fights. Apart from that it was quite a trashy flick.

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 3 года назад +26

      @@elfsieben1450 Yeah, sometimes the actors really give it their best but their performance is getting drowned by crappy writing and directing.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 3 года назад +10

      @@LeBoomStudios Or editing during postproduction fucks up anything they tried to express, by breaking/changing/removing character arcs, consistency, context, continuity, pivotal plot points/turning points in a character's defining moments, development or origin. So many things can go wrong in a movie, and only a part of it is really down to the actors, yet they are the face(s) of the movie and catch the biggest part of the blame if things go bad.

  • @girlysword
    @girlysword 5 лет назад +2164

    Okay, but the penguins with little rockets strapped to their back were adorable

    • @MrDoBerek
      @MrDoBerek 5 лет назад +97

      And their funeral march was so tragic...

    • @VanTheDestroyerer
      @VanTheDestroyerer 5 лет назад +56

      @@MrDoBerek ... and adorable. XD

    • @josephlowry4320
      @josephlowry4320 4 года назад +11

      Yeah I agree as well.

    • @generalgrievous4299
      @generalgrievous4299 4 года назад +5

      I know right.

    • @jbsbrickkiln9254
      @jbsbrickkiln9254 4 года назад +9

      I have a little cast metal one that I found at a flea market for 25¢! I had no idea what it was from for the longest time. 😂

  • @timetochronicle
    @timetochronicle 5 лет назад +1505

    "The Dark Knightmare before Christmas"
    Damn, thats a good one.

    • @talariswatts-el6174
      @talariswatts-el6174 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah that's a good title!

    • @PurpleBox89
      @PurpleBox89 5 лет назад +12

      Right? Headcanon that's exactly what Tim Burton originally was going to call it...then the studios freaked out so he just called it Batman Returns.

    • @Miyabiko
      @Miyabiko 5 лет назад +4

      hits it right on the head, doesn't it

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 5 лет назад +2

      Brilliant!

    • @newwavebone4381
      @newwavebone4381 5 лет назад

      Uhhuh

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 5 лет назад +3625

    This movie still has by far the sexiest villain in movie history.
    ...of course, I'm talking about Danny DeVito.

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 5 лет назад +119

      Of course who else

    • @Ishaninja
      @Ishaninja 5 лет назад +89

      BattleUp Saber Christopher Walken.

    • @justinhd4804
      @justinhd4804 5 лет назад +6

      Are sure about that

    • @andrewheaney4874
      @andrewheaney4874 5 лет назад +7

      I see you everywhere Saber.
      And I’m not complaining at all. I love your comments.

    • @Berengier817
      @Berengier817 5 лет назад +22

      I mean, Thanos was kinda hot too

  • @SIKE01
    @SIKE01 5 лет назад +1019

    DANNY DEVITO did a spot on impression of a NYC landlord.

  • @TheRichyrich818
    @TheRichyrich818 5 лет назад +1117

    Michelle KILLED this role, I don't see anyone else touching what she did with this character...and the costume is still my favorite!

    • @ShakaZ3D
      @ShakaZ3D 5 лет назад +23

      Says something about your character if you prefer a leather licking S&M gymnasts

    • @laurend9829
      @laurend9829 5 лет назад +53

      @@ShakaZ3D Here's some pearls to clutch.

    • @crystalbruno3124
      @crystalbruno3124 5 лет назад +3

      I agree!!!!

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 5 лет назад +6

      Eh, she was too crazy for the character and that suit was way too stupid IMO (even Michelle didn't like it). Nothing like the proper Selena 1993 comic role as an international thief. Looks more like the makers of the "Batman Returns" took the idea of Selena being a dominatrix from the 1987 "Batman: Year One" comic story.

    • @joshuaxmanuel
      @joshuaxmanuel 5 лет назад +5

      Mohd Amerul Aidil Anne was a more comic accurate Selina Kyle/Catwoman though. Both are really great.

  • @MrPetso
    @MrPetso 5 лет назад +796

    How can he scratch a CD, you wonder? Because he's BATMAN

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 лет назад +11

      I wanna know his secret identity... 🤩

    • @ChadSlampiece
      @ChadSlampiece 5 лет назад +6

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 If only there were some sort of clue.

    • @exiles_dot_tv
      @exiles_dot_tv 5 лет назад +3

      You could actually do this with a CDJ, lol.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 5 лет назад +15

      The Batman Returns was filmed during a period in time when Hollywood didn't seem to understand the proper care and handling of CDs. The current version of that is Hollywood thinking USB drives solve everything.

    • @themexis
      @themexis 5 лет назад +3

      oh, it's definitely scratched after that.

  • @BooEsq04
    @BooEsq04 5 лет назад +720

    *in Christopher Walken voice*
    "Selena Kyle...you're fired!"
    "Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?"
    Best lines in that movie.

  • @lillyofthenorth8798
    @lillyofthenorth8798 5 лет назад +80

    I love watching this movie during Christmas. Everyone talks about Die Hard being a Christmas movie, but Batman Returns also needs to be added to that list.

  • @superduperjoi6800
    @superduperjoi6800 5 лет назад +604

    Can we have a catwoman movie
    No I TAKE IT BACK

    • @josephlowry4320
      @josephlowry4320 5 лет назад +14

      That part killed me 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NikonChicFL
      @NikonChicFL 4 года назад +1

      That was awesome!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 4 года назад +1

      But Honest Trailers needs to do Catmwoman. That movie deserves to be destroyed even more than it destroyed itself.

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking 4 года назад

      @@ashakydd1 Now think about the latest cat themed movie

  • @charlesdwek2751
    @charlesdwek2751 4 года назад +46

    Michelle Pfeiffer should have got an oscar for this performance. She plays 3 different characters so well!

  • @sadpotato3386
    @sadpotato3386 5 лет назад +374

    "Long drawn out gymnastic routines" idk bout yall.. but if I could get around like that, I would do it as much as possible.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 лет назад +33

      And you’d be happy potato!

    • @slartybartfarst55
      @slartybartfarst55 5 лет назад +18

      If I could watch her doing that all day, I would do that as much as possible

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 лет назад +3

      @@slartybartfarst55 Same, tbh.

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 лет назад +14

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 I'd be a very fit potato and probably not single cause abs.

    • @Kim-zf5dp
      @Kim-zf5dp 5 лет назад +15

      Barbara Joseph-Adam these are the wholesome RUclips comments this community needs.

  • @evamyers5009
    @evamyers5009 5 лет назад +2123

    Michelle is still the best Catwoman ever.

    • @hiyapal7719
      @hiyapal7719 5 лет назад +18

      Eva Myers Absolutely!

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 5 лет назад +173

      As a kid watching Batman Returns, Catwoman used to be my favorite. As I got older I understood why 😂

    • @spartanAXA
      @spartanAXA 5 лет назад +23

      @Lying Dutchman agreed, she was much better.

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 5 лет назад +80

      @@spartanAXA Nah.
      You're just kids who don't know bettet☝🏽

    • @kps2420
      @kps2420 5 лет назад +19

      Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Anne Hathaway, Michelle Pfieffer imo

  • @danielgomezdelrio8851
    @danielgomezdelrio8851 5 лет назад +661

    "Bitten by a radiactive cat or something" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 4 года назад +14

      radiactive?

    • @rachelpops9239
      @rachelpops9239 4 года назад +15

      No superpowers just super pyscho; her transformation scene is one of the best acting bits on film.

    • @mariapdr3261
      @mariapdr3261 3 года назад +5

      @@mantistoboggan5171 It’s a joke because there is really no explanation why ordinary cats licking your corpse would turn her into Catwoman.

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 3 года назад +1

      @@mariapdr3261 I know.

    • @charlespuruncajas9663
      @charlespuruncajas9663 3 года назад

      @@mariapdr3261 i think maybe it has to do with the radioactive waste on the sewers (the subplot about Max Shrieck of course)

  • @Formallyknownashandle
    @Formallyknownashandle 5 лет назад +699

    “Can we get a solo movie?”
    **Halle Berry Catwoman**
    “I take it back! I take it back!”

    • @harveycustodio2625
      @harveycustodio2625 5 лет назад +4

      I still like the Coreography of the fights

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +2

      Still has the best Catwoman costume. Unfortunate for the story though.

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 5 лет назад +2

      @@WellBeSerious12 What? It was absolutely hideous and had no accuracy at all!

    • @proudpureblood5073
      @proudpureblood5073 4 года назад

      Halle berry sucked!

  • @fastbowler
    @fastbowler 5 лет назад +64

    Not getting into "best" Batman movie, but best Batman scene is the "mistletoe" segment of this movie - tragic, bittersweet, superbly performed, excellent dialogue. The price of being superheroes, all in a few words.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 5 лет назад +355

    Michelle Pfeiffer is the BEST Catwoman, NO ONE will be able to top her!!!!

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 4 года назад +12

      "Top her"? I see what you did there.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 4 года назад +4

      She can't be topped, so have her top-less?

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 4 года назад +5

      That is because there can't be better with catwoman

    • @TheODLawson23
      @TheODLawson23 3 года назад +10

      110% agreed! She successfully surpassed Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather and Eartha Kitt. Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway still can't surpass Michelle Pfeiffer! She was born to play Catwoman!

    • @M00s3r
      @M00s3r 2 года назад +6

      Also seems like she had the most fun

  • @bigperk7677
    @bigperk7677 5 лет назад +661

    When I was younger that version of penguin use to give me nightmares 😂😂😂

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 5 лет назад +29

      Caleb Perkins That was a perfectly reasonable reaction.

    • @ostapbendervan7874
      @ostapbendervan7874 5 лет назад +4

      Gave me woody
      Too bad

    • @MeredithMacArthur
      @MeredithMacArthur 5 лет назад +2

      Sometimes I find Danny DeVito hit and miss in his performances--pitch perfect in one role, not a serious enough actor in another--and so on. But he is SO GOOD as the penguin! He takes that ABSURD back story and congenital flippers the script gives him chews it right up and spits it back out in our faces with terrifying believability! So many other actors would have ended up looking like fools, but DeVito NAILED IT.

    • @sachinkakkar8948
      @sachinkakkar8948 5 лет назад +1

      @@ostapbendervan7874 uh what

    • @MrPimka
      @MrPimka 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr :)))

  • @cherry-poppins
    @cherry-poppins 5 лет назад +591

    My favorite Batman movie. Catwoman is fantastic here, Michelle Pfeiffer doesn't get enough credit for this

    • @RobertBurns71405
      @RobertBurns71405 5 лет назад +11

      Sidney Prescott I agree but it’s also my favorite superhero movie

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 5 лет назад +12

      Watch it every Christmas, it's a classic!

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 лет назад +6

      It's always been my favorite superhero movie.

    • @slartybartfarst55
      @slartybartfarst55 5 лет назад +8

      Oh Contraire; I gave her maximum credits and put her at the top of the class 😊

    • @hispanic_individual7523
      @hispanic_individual7523 5 лет назад +4

      I feel like this is not better than Batman 1989

  • @no1reallycaresabout2
    @no1reallycaresabout2 5 лет назад +144

    3:26 "No clown is safe"
    Wish Batman was around during that spate of clown incidents in 2016.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 года назад

      It has been a yuge incident. Believe me.

  • @awesomeproductions7755
    @awesomeproductions7755 5 лет назад +727

    Say: *”TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!”*

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  5 лет назад +103

      One of the greatest lines that Jeff Bridges absolutely nailed.

    • @John231984
      @John231984 5 лет назад +12

      @@screenjunkies do it

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 5 лет назад +1

      *back to Mysterio*

    • @Highbudget
      @Highbudget 5 лет назад +2

      I thought I was the only one who loved that scene

    • @SimplyNon_sense
      @SimplyNon_sense 5 лет назад +9

      "well sir we don't have a cave."

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 5 лет назад +739

    This is the best looking catwoman costume in any batman film ever

    • @ostapbendervan7874
      @ostapbendervan7874 5 лет назад +36

      The kink in it
      Thats why

    • @EdwoodCA
      @EdwoodCA 5 лет назад +17

      @@alucard624 I respectfully amend that to be of the feature films. For TV, Eartha Kitt from the '60s show was fantastic, as well.

    • @viciousbane569
      @viciousbane569 5 лет назад +13

      How about catwomen form the Dark Knight rises

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 5 лет назад +7

      @@viciousbane569 while we know she's "Catwoman". She's never referred as such in The Dark Knight Rises

    • @cb4life100
      @cb4life100 5 лет назад +19

      Also the best looking Catwoman period.

  • @mooncricket0116
    @mooncricket0116 5 лет назад +473

    *Christopher Walken Noises*
    Thanks for making me spit my drink everywhere 😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 5 лет назад +12

      The most accurate description ever.

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 5 лет назад +9

      I appreciated the "c'mahn!" in there too haha

    • @richardadams4928
      @richardadams4928 4 года назад +6

      IKR, ROFLMAO!!

    • @JB-pu8ik
      @JB-pu8ik 4 года назад +6

      I was looking for this comment, so glad I wasn't disappointed! 😂

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell 3 года назад +1

      Seriously!! 🤣🤣

  • @HomemadeChemistry
    @HomemadeChemistry 5 лет назад +793

    Those *Christopher Walken Noises* really had me

    • @LowbrowDeluxe
      @LowbrowDeluxe 5 лет назад +40

      The stinger with 'props to the actor playing Walken's son doing a Walken impression to his face' also got me.

    • @sarahorr6985
      @sarahorr6985 5 лет назад +7

      @@LowbrowDeluxe me too 😹

    • @NakAlienEd
      @NakAlienEd 5 лет назад +20

      Those were some legit Walken noises. I'm seriously impressed.

    • @markwilken2492
      @markwilken2492 5 лет назад +9

      Needed more cowbell...

    • @wikeni9096
      @wikeni9096 5 лет назад +4

      Me too, for the Walken noises and Walken's son actor

  • @BucklingSwashes
    @BucklingSwashes 5 лет назад +392

    DeVito does not get enough credit for his performance in this. There are some genuine moments of pathos, but they are obviously overshadowed by the sheer amount of nasty energy he puts into the role. He's gross in every facet, yet you really just can't not watch him. I can't think of another actor that could have pulled Burton's version of Cobblepot off so well.

    • @jayfeezy9890
      @jayfeezy9890 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah he was great

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah, easily the most viscerally disturbing comic book villain to this day.

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine 5 лет назад +2

      Thoroughly agree.

    • @maninchair6648
      @maninchair6648 5 лет назад

      preach

    • @SuperSoupy
      @SuperSoupy 5 лет назад +17

      BucklingSwashes De Vito was tremendous in this. He's naive, and at the same time a calculating mastermind. He's juvenile, and at the same time incredibly sensitive. He's unashamedly gross, and at the same time infinitely watchable. It's my favourite version of The Penguin and it's acted perfectly.

  • @vuechidna
    @vuechidna 5 лет назад +75

    WEIRD AL’s “UHF” just turned 30 years old. It deserves an Honest Trailer.

  • @URBONED
    @URBONED 5 лет назад +680

    Fans: Batman doesn't kill people
    Batman: hold my dynamite

    • @lececamara
      @lececamara 5 лет назад +27

      @Brandon Spain Hey, he cant kill you but he doesnt have to save you either...LOL

    • @nicemimomisu
      @nicemimomisu 5 лет назад +11

      Technically, not his dynamite, right? It's all good.

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 5 лет назад +15

      What are you talking about? That goon is just sleeping. Batman doesnt kill

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 5 лет назад +6

      Or batmobile flamethrower

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 5 лет назад +11

      He didn't kill him. He just didn't save him from the dynamite he shoved down his pants

  • @greengreeneya2102
    @greengreeneya2102 5 лет назад +425

    This was the best version of Catwoman.

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 5 лет назад +26

      *is

    • @jackbridges9061
      @jackbridges9061 4 года назад +1

      Agree

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 4 года назад +5

      She was great in terms of performance but she's not a great Catwoman.

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 4 года назад +2

      Eartha Kitt for me

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 4 года назад +4

      @@themadtitan7603 she absolutely was a great catwoman.

  • @luchboxer
    @luchboxer 5 лет назад +357

    Great movie. I think Tim did a great job with the first two. But damn Michelle pfeifer is the best of this.

    • @angieb976
      @angieb976 5 лет назад +3

      luchboxer didn’t like penguin why would people elect him after he bit off some guys nose in front of everyone

    • @LittleAriel
      @LittleAriel 5 лет назад +2

      @@angieb976 They spinned it somehow..

    • @reoreborn1209
      @reoreborn1209 5 лет назад +21

      @@angieb976 Lol..Have you met Donald Trump? Racist, Sexist, misogynistic, moronic, takes the piss out of people for their disabilities, says he could shoot people in the street and people would still vote for him days after a mass shooting etc etc etc.. People will vote for ANYTHING!

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 4 года назад +1

      @@angieb976 everyone empathised with him, if he didn't do it someone else would.

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 3 года назад

      I loved Michelle Pfeifer, but I didn't like the changes to her character the script made. I really, really didn't like what they did to Penguin. Not even remotely like his comic book version. Batman TAS, Gotham, heck even Burgess Meredith were all far more accurate.

  • @pamelahuerta6222
    @pamelahuerta6222 5 лет назад +176

    Mchelle Pfeiffer was amazing , what a powerful Catwoman

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 5 лет назад +2

      gorgeous too. But her skills came out of nowhere unless she had them all along. Did she learn to use a whip as a hobby and was a gymnast before all this.

    • @lisanm335
      @lisanm335 5 лет назад +2

      @@DSan-kl2yc She trained in learning to use the whip & became a whip master. The gymnast stuff, some unnamed stuntwoman. ;-)

    • @TheODLawson23
      @TheODLawson23 3 года назад +1

      @@lisanm335 Don't forget that she put a live bird in her mouth and it wasn't fake. She admitted she couldn't believe she did it.

  • @macuna1995
    @macuna1995 5 лет назад +127

    I just remembered how amazing Alfred is in this movie.

    • @unknownuser2897
      @unknownuser2897 5 лет назад +17

      Has there ever been a bad portrayal of Alfred? Every actor seems to nail him in one way or another.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 лет назад +6

      Alfred is NEVER horrible!

    • @BeefBastard
      @BeefBastard 5 лет назад +2

      @@KidSnivy69 Except when he abandons Bruce in the TDKR. Which Alfred would never do.

    • @ss16gokou
      @ss16gokou 5 лет назад +1

      Best Alfred. It's like he was born for the role.

    • @walterwishmaster4375
      @walterwishmaster4375 5 лет назад

      @@BeefBastard Well, he did in the comics

  • @Arcadio_Castellanoz
    @Arcadio_Castellanoz 5 лет назад +59

    Will never not call this The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas now.

  • @sixshooter500
    @sixshooter500 5 лет назад +207

    This is my favorite Batman movie, even if it's not pound for pound the best Batman Movie.

    • @andrijavrba
      @andrijavrba 5 лет назад +7

      Agree, but try to explain that to generation Z.

    • @jaredtgriffinatyahoo
      @jaredtgriffinatyahoo 5 лет назад

      Simon Dewitt Each franchise has its own style & tone. Difficult to compare as a result. Like apples & oranges 🍎 🍊

    • @deezybeibii
      @deezybeibii 5 лет назад +10

      This is my favorite live action Batman movie also, but Mask of the Phantasm is my favorite Batman movie period.

    • @ericsbuds
      @ericsbuds 5 лет назад

      i cant argue with that. my sisters and i loved this movie when we were kids :D

    • @Fuhrdaddy
      @Fuhrdaddy 5 лет назад +2

      @Simon Dewitt Batman Begins is better than TDK. So is Mask of the Phantasm.

  • @DtodaJ
    @DtodaJ 5 лет назад +183

    Dark Knightmare Before Christmas:
    Best parody title ever

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, that was worth the whole thing.

  • @daianaarazi22
    @daianaarazi22 5 лет назад +132

    Michelle Pfeiffer, danny devito and michael keaton just the best batman ever!!! still my fav sooo many cool moments

    • @Shadioactive
      @Shadioactive 5 лет назад +2

      daiana pricolo
      Don’t forger Jack! Hang on... Jack Nicholson...? He was... “PARTY MAN! PARTY MAHAN!!!”
      ‘ruclips.net/video/yjD9X2mPIXY/видео.html’

    • @brutusjudas5842
      @brutusjudas5842 5 лет назад

      Keaton in this movie started what Stallone & Schwarzenegger call “the Velcro-muscled action hero trend”.

    • @nellyetsesfreres8616
      @nellyetsesfreres8616 4 года назад

      My two best Batman's movies: this and the dark knight

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 Год назад

      and Christopher Walken

  • @Swaggaccino
    @Swaggaccino 5 лет назад +137

    Walken's son actor doing a Walken impression KILLED ME. I love you guys.

    • @ChrisB_517
      @ChrisB_517 5 лет назад +5

      TO HIS FACE!

    • @dlairth
      @dlairth 5 лет назад +6

      "Christopher Walken Noises" was hilarious, and a very subtle impression of Morgan Freeman that I almost missed

    • @smittyvanbonjohnson
      @smittyvanbonjohnson 5 лет назад +1

      The dude who played Walken’s son also played Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself 5 лет назад +1

      @@smittyvanbonjohnson He also played Zangief in the Street Fighter movie, and would have made a fantastic Lobo -- as the short film on RUclips proved.

  • @Krypton_Risen
    @Krypton_Risen 5 лет назад +104

    Danny DeVito grunting for 30 seconds was exactly what I needed in my life

  • @mattd2580
    @mattd2580 5 лет назад +68

    Danny DeVito is so damn good in this. Also, Michelle

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 5 лет назад +3

      So good, he got his own franchise: Despicable Me.

    • @CharlesGaines
      @CharlesGaines 4 года назад +5

      He is just sooo gross and repulsive, and I mean that in a good way

  • @fantasyaj6510
    @fantasyaj6510 5 лет назад +56

    Michelle Pfeiffer was absolutely sensational as Catwoman! ❤👏

  • @jarhumor
    @jarhumor 5 лет назад +79

    "Slowly Advancing Karate Clowns" needs to be a movie.

  • @JediWookiee151
    @JediWookiee151 5 лет назад +88

    Please say: "Michelle Pfeiffer is best Catwoman"

  • @enzmondo
    @enzmondo 5 лет назад +207

    Both Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer have been in MCU films.

    • @Lamdadelta
      @Lamdadelta 5 лет назад +8

      lmao i just realized that it was batman cosplaying as green goblin vs spiderman in spiderman homecoming

    • @cinephan
      @cinephan 5 лет назад +20

      But they switched. In the MCU, he played a villain and she played a hero.

    • @Aaron-xo5ud
      @Aaron-xo5ud 5 лет назад +9

      Would definitely watch a Marvel movie where Wasp (senor) fights Vulture.

    • @Jptm26
      @Jptm26 5 лет назад +6

      Well nowadays, every actor in the world has been in the MCU

    • @christopherhibbert3754
      @christopherhibbert3754 5 лет назад +1

      The only other 3 actors who've crossed over into both (I know of) are Halle Berry (technically), Ryan Reynolds and Djimon Hounsou.

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 4 года назад +66

    You absolutely killed it in under a minute!
    "A violent billionaire who beats up poor people" 😂
    1st Round TKO

    • @nimeshsingh4943
      @nimeshsingh4943 Год назад +4

      Batman is going to be really horrified when he learns the systemic reason for crime...

  • @RudiRuthven
    @RudiRuthven 5 лет назад +125

    That Christopher Walken impersonation. Damn. Too good.

  • @9124Nove
    @9124Nove 5 лет назад +15

    I always thought that Batman Returns never got the respect it deserves. I can understand some of the complaints from parents about how dark it was; but frankly, it's what made the movie so good. I still wish that we could have gotten to see more of what Burton had in store for franchise.

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 Год назад

      my parents loved it. They were more concerned with how obsessed I immediatley became with Chrisopher Walken after watching it
      lol

    • @agathaellajadwiszczok9840
      @agathaellajadwiszczok9840 9 месяцев назад

      That's so weird that you say that.
      Far from finding it "too dark", I was always struck by how wacky and silly and goofy it was. Deliberately so.

  • @EndellionQT
    @EndellionQT 4 года назад +17

    "Who thought that Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her from a higher window."

  • @RichardM-kv4uu
    @RichardM-kv4uu 5 лет назад +105

    Won't lie, I love this film primarily for Michelle Pfffffffer's Catwoman!

    • @silvervalleystudios2486
      @silvervalleystudios2486 5 лет назад +10

      Hell yeah. She brought an awesome erotic element to the film. Wont see that in today's superhero movies.

  • @matesafranka6110
    @matesafranka6110 5 лет назад +120

    I love how you can just write "Christopher Walken noises" and everyone knows what you mean.

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 лет назад +2

      What do you mean?

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 лет назад

      @@JohnDoeKek his voice is very iconic

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 лет назад

      @@estefanolivares4159
      Ever heard of a joke?

    • @HomemadeChemistry
      @HomemadeChemistry 5 лет назад +2

      @@estefanolivares4159 I'm sorry but..... *Whooooosh*

  • @Phillyjoe2
    @Phillyjoe2 5 лет назад +72

    Loved this film when I was a kid. My favourite scene were the clowns, the clowns on stilts, the clowns with machine guns and the slowly-advancing karate clowns

  • @lordioris
    @lordioris 5 лет назад +345

    I would cast Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond movie.

    • @magikot
      @magikot 5 лет назад +3

      Keaton as Bruce Wayne and Robert Pattinson as Terry McGinnis

    • @engelbergmunoz3179
      @engelbergmunoz3179 5 лет назад +3

      Yess make Tom Holland
      Terry cuz he aint no bruce

    • @samusaran9024
      @samusaran9024 5 лет назад +3

      I think everyone would

    • @arcadeassassin7176
      @arcadeassassin7176 5 лет назад +2

      @@samusaran9024 not me i'd get Kevin Conroy

    • @MRSceneITALL
      @MRSceneITALL 5 лет назад

      I did that too

  • @tomraspanti2755
    @tomraspanti2755 5 лет назад +83

    I LOVE this movie. Its pretty depressing though. Great villains, great acting, great pacing. In the end nobody comes out a winner.

    • @agathaellajadwiszczok9840
      @agathaellajadwiszczok9840 9 месяцев назад

      That's so weird that you say that.
      Far from finding it "too depressing", I was always struck by how deliberately campy and silly it was.

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 5 лет назад +22

    “Were penguins always this... Nasty? Did Morgan freeman lie to us?”
    😆😂🤣 I’m so dead

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 лет назад +68

    Every Alfred needs this level of snark.

  • @livclark8154
    @livclark8154 4 года назад +11

    1:36 I love how Batman and Penguin just stopped fighting and are just looking at Catwoman like "what the hell?"

    • @gameking8809
      @gameking8809 3 года назад

      they didn´t fight in that scene. they just had a conversation. Their only duel is in the finale.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 5 лет назад +263

    Please say "A powerful rat, named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

    • @sergios.2276
      @sergios.2276 5 лет назад +3

      Mgmt congratulations! Hell yeah

    • @lightyearpig12
      @lightyearpig12 5 лет назад +2

      How do you do fellow Defunctland fan?

  • @alieffiandikawibowo9893
    @alieffiandikawibowo9893 5 лет назад +53

    "I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell,"...

    • @CaptainSurf
      @CaptainSurf 5 лет назад +5

      Alief Fiandika Wibowo LIKE A HARP FROM HELL!

  • @whyaddnamehere
    @whyaddnamehere 5 лет назад +54

    The guy playing Christopher Walkens son is Andrew Bryniarski. He was Leatherface in the 2003 and 2006 Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    • @Bulls3ye86
      @Bulls3ye86 5 лет назад +11

      And Zangief in Street Fighter the Movie. _"Quick, change the channel!"._

    • @everymoviehasalesson
      @everymoviehasalesson 5 лет назад +4

      And Lattimer in The Program. "Staring defense! Seat at the table!"

    • @adamlone5548
      @adamlone5548 5 лет назад +1

      AND Knocko in Higher Learning!

    • @macktheripper7454
      @macktheripper7454 5 лет назад +2

      Darth Bombad that movie is fucking awesome

    • @mrawesome669
      @mrawesome669 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't know that and I quite enjoy that 2003 remake, thanks!

  • @a.cretr025
    @a.cretr025 5 лет назад +152

    This is definitely the most underrated Batman movie, It’s just as good as Batman 1989 in my opinion.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 лет назад +4

      It isn't really a Batman movie as much a Penguin and Catwoman movie. Still fine.

    • @joeljames2683
      @joeljames2683 5 лет назад +3

      Anthony Catanzariti Oh so it’s a god awful abomination, like Batman 1989.

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 5 лет назад +5

      It's better.

    • @joeljames2683
      @joeljames2683 5 лет назад +2

      D. San no it’s just as bad as Batman 1989.

    • @MephProduction
      @MephProduction 5 лет назад +1

      @@KidSnivy69 that wasn't really Penguin though was it, not the Penguin we know from the comics but then we haven't have a proper Joker since 89 om film either

  • @samythekay
    @samythekay 5 лет назад +217

    Please do the 1990 version of "Stephen King's IT" before the new part 2 comes out.

    • @LeighMet
      @LeighMet 5 лет назад +2

      didn't they already

    • @samythekay
      @samythekay 5 лет назад +6

      @@LeighMet No they only did the 2017 version.

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 5 лет назад +2

      Oooh yes would be great!!

  • @Chrome1100
    @Chrome1100 5 лет назад +29

    “Are real penguins this NASTY?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @maccheese3184
    @maccheese3184 4 года назад +24

    "A Posse of Insane Clowns"
    I see what you did there lol

  • @hb6x8
    @hb6x8 5 лет назад +29

    I think we have to have you say, "I'm Walken here." In your best Christopher Walken voice.

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 5 лет назад +5

    Catwoman in this movie awakened things in me that I didn't even know were awake for a few years after I saw it.

  • @blragh
    @blragh 5 лет назад +20

    "Who will grant a rival billionaire ... Some building permits or something?"

  • @DeccyJ
    @DeccyJ 5 лет назад +30

    "Adopt, don't shop"
    Education within humour, perfect

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 5 лет назад +262

    Michelle Pfiffer in this movies is just...something else
    In a VERY good way

  • @benjaminballard996
    @benjaminballard996 5 лет назад +65

    “Are penguins this nasty”
    I’m dead

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 года назад +1

      Penguins are super nasty, though.

  • @sharedremedy
    @sharedremedy 5 лет назад +169

    I can’t believe Danny devito didn’t wear any makeup for this film!

  • @SimoExMachina2
    @SimoExMachina2 5 лет назад +5

    The first two Batman movies (by Burton) really do have fantastic lineups for their cast. Michael Keaton as Batman, Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Danny DeVito as the Penguin, Michel Pfeiffer as the Catwoman, Christoper Walken as Max Shreck etc. And they all do such great work. Really helps to bring Tim Burton's unique dark, comic book style to the Gotham City environment of the Batman Universe. For me they will always be the best film adaptations, even surpassing the Christian Bale era trilogy.

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 3 года назад +7

    The Penguin has always been one of Batman’s oldest foes and I could easily see Danny DeVito playing the role again. No one would question it with things like “he’s too old”

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 Год назад

      no, but the character being dead might make them question lol

  • @CevaQ
    @CevaQ 5 лет назад +84

    Michelle Pfeiffer at her absolute best. When Superhero movies were stiil pure entertainment.

    • @TheDalitis8
      @TheDalitis8 5 лет назад

      There has never been a more perfect casting than Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman!!!

    • @toddsmitts
      @toddsmitts 5 лет назад +4

      Dude, have you not seen Endgame?

    • @thesentinel5523
      @thesentinel5523 5 лет назад +1

      She deserved an Oscar for that role!!!!

    • @MedievalFantasyTV
      @MedievalFantasyTV 5 лет назад +2

      Most movies from this era had the sole purpose of entertainment (besides cash, obviously). Oh, how things have changed...

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 5 лет назад +18

    Now I've got "Face to Face" by Siouxsie and the Banshees stuck in my head.

  • @LeagueofDoctors
    @LeagueofDoctors 5 лет назад +2

    When you're playing Arkham City and are waiting for a shark repellant joke.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 лет назад +45

    You guys never fail to come up with such great parodying titles. "The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas" was genius!

  • @niranjanr8075
    @niranjanr8075 4 года назад +3

    1:45 be careful what you wish for

  • @WrestleWhatever
    @WrestleWhatever 5 лет назад +40

    This makes me want to watch this masterpiece all over again! Very overlooked film and one of the best Batman films made.

    • @patrickstiadle3857
      @patrickstiadle3857 5 лет назад +5

      I may have to watch it again just for Danny DeVito's Penguin--he really was brilliant in this one, even for him! Also, I totally forgot this has Christopher Walken in it.

    • @lockedin6699
      @lockedin6699 5 лет назад +1

      Definitely in my top 3 Batman movies.

    • @WrestleWhatever
      @WrestleWhatever 5 лет назад

      @@patrickstiadle3857 such a great cast this film.

  • @andrewquick4176
    @andrewquick4176 5 лет назад +25

    Literally my all time favourite Christmas film.
    It’s more of a dark Christmas fable featuring Batman

  • @badmotorfinger70
    @badmotorfinger70 5 лет назад +30

    The 'Walken impression to his face' part at 5:12 was awesome...lol.

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 4 года назад +2

      The cast of SNL beat him to it the last time he hosted in the Walken Family Reunion sketch.

  • @troyjeffrey4311
    @troyjeffrey4311 5 лет назад +4

    To be fair that slow-dancing scene with Wayne and Kyle is AWESOME. When they realize each other's secret identity... so good!

  • @albertthedragon2075
    @albertthedragon2075 5 лет назад +45

    Batman kills so many clowns in this. But any criticism is immediately negated by Michelle Pfeiffer. She's amazing.

    • @talariswatts-el6174
      @talariswatts-el6174 5 лет назад +9

      In fairness to batman he has a bad history with clowns.

    • @qwertyferix
      @qwertyferix 5 лет назад +3

      At least he didn't kill any people.

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 5 лет назад +2

      @@qwertyferix clowns are not considered people?

    • @cabcambo7673
      @cabcambo7673 5 лет назад +6

      @@seraby7151 No. They're not. They're inter-dimensional beings that eat children

    • @qwertyferix
      @qwertyferix 5 лет назад +3

      Right. Completely separate species.

  • @canadianhumor9385
    @canadianhumor9385 5 лет назад +3

    This is my favorite Batman.

  • @jlskynetmedia
    @jlskynetmedia 5 лет назад +31

    Batman Returns is my favorite Christmas movie!!!!

  • @mortwilson7409
    @mortwilson7409 5 лет назад +27

    I was terrified of this movie when I was younger

  • @benwanada
    @benwanada 4 года назад +5

    00:59 That “Oof” caused by the explosion is still comedy gold.

  • @ninjasmuffin
    @ninjasmuffin 5 лет назад +105

    Please say “you can’t spell America without Erica.”

  • @brianturek4072
    @brianturek4072 5 лет назад +32

    This week's trailer humorously and effectively points out how Batman Returns is a strange, yet oddly alluring combination of many elements present in the heavily (and now tritely) criticized Schumacher era. Although the Schumacher films cranked those elements up to 11 for the worse, it's interesting to see the seeds of where WB was planning on taking the franchise in a film ostensibly considered drastically different than the Schumacher films.
    Question for Honest Commentary : It's clear Burton was given more freedom from the studio on Batman Returns than on Batman '89 which, as you point out in the trailer, results in a kinkier, more violent, and macabre Batman film. Although you say in jest that it "deviates from the source material," do you think Burton's unique auteur take in Returns is an affective deviation or is it too singular and odd to be considered one of the better Batman films of all time?
    Love the work you do. Best film critics on the net.

  • @Menroth.
    @Menroth. 3 года назад +3

    The Walken noises made me laugh way too hard.

  • @SimoExMachina2
    @SimoExMachina2 5 лет назад +33

    Hey Screen Junkies, don't diss Bob! He is one of the best movie villain henchmen ever. He had loyalty to the Joker like no other, even trusting the Joker the gun, that ended his own life.

    • @BainesMkII
      @BainesMkII 5 лет назад +3

      Were they dissing Bob? The "That's fair" that ends the bit sounds more content than sarcastic.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, but the nameless guy that the Joker handed the gun to after he shot Bob didn't bat an eye being put into his position. That's true dedication: not shooting the Joker as soon as he turned his back then. At least Bob had a history of mutual trust with the Joker. This guy has to wonder when the Joker will shoot him.

  • @priv8ejimmy
    @priv8ejimmy 5 лет назад +122

    Please do an Honest Trailer for "The Mask".
    Or "Ace Ventura".
    Or any classic Jim Carrey.

  • @jacktayl
    @jacktayl 2 года назад +2

    Happy 30th Anniversary to the film featuring Catwoman and the Penguin. I think Fathom Events should add it to their roster this year to celebrate.

  • @oOoCassandraSteeloOo
    @oOoCassandraSteeloOo 5 лет назад +160

    This one is definitely my favourite Batman movie; especially because after seeing Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman I knew for sure that I was a lesbian.

    • @DobbsyLondon
      @DobbsyLondon 5 лет назад +7

      She's the universal favourite pvc clad blonde.

    • @TheDalitis8
      @TheDalitis8 5 лет назад +8

      She is indeed the Perfect Woman. Absolutely flawless.

    • @cinematicaddict6863
      @cinematicaddict6863 5 лет назад

      Hell im gay and she still play with her fur balls

    • @muznick
      @muznick 5 лет назад +8

      I knew I was a lesbian too, but trapped in a man's body.

    • @djr1829
      @djr1829 5 лет назад +1

      Awesome

  • @ShinForgotPassxXx
    @ShinForgotPassxXx 5 лет назад +165

    "A posse of insane clowns" I see what you did there

    • @lanmandragoran8337
      @lanmandragoran8337 5 лет назад

      If catwoman had got with the penguin, she'd be insane clown pussy.

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 5 лет назад +1

      @meow bastard found the juggalo

  • @oaktree2406
    @oaktree2406 5 лет назад +20

    Max Screck (German silent film actor as in Nosferatu) *am I nothing to you*

  • @carschmn
    @carschmn 5 лет назад +71

    Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer are so great in this.

  • @darbyreviews
    @darbyreviews 5 лет назад +164

    Batman Return is the best batman movie . yeah i said it .

    • @JulenPuertas
      @JulenPuertas 5 лет назад +8

      "Mask of the Phantasm".

    • @FDamiens
      @FDamiens 5 лет назад +5

      @@JulenPuertas and Dark Knight

    • @80swoodpanel
      @80swoodpanel 5 лет назад

      My favorite as well.

    • @josephmergens
      @josephmergens 5 лет назад

      Also, rivals Die Hard as best Christmas movie...

    • @WickedLiquid
      @WickedLiquid 5 лет назад +12

      Batman Returns is my favourite too. Nolan’s trilogy is great but Burton’s movies will always hold a special place for me.

  • @michaelgoodrich2632
    @michaelgoodrich2632 5 лет назад +4

    This has to be one of the best "Starring" list in an Honest Trailer.

  • @MikeyJ2306
    @MikeyJ2306 5 лет назад +66

    Are real Penguins really this....nasty? Did Morgan Freeman lie to us?
    XD

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 5 лет назад +1

      Mike well media always gets things wrong

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 лет назад +3

      They're actually even nastier. Collegehumor did an educational vid about it a little while ago.

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 5 лет назад +1

      Pyreleaf so why is DC treating penguin like he's not threatening?

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 5 лет назад +4

    I regret that we never had a solo catwoman with Michelle Pfeiffer, but I still would love one with a good cast, a similar catwoman in the same gothic spirit

    • @optimistprime9983
      @optimistprime9983 5 лет назад +1

      Regina Phalange And obviously, bring back Pfeiffer, to be young Selina's mentor.