Squidward doesn't mind sleeping with his spongy friend, but he didn't feel in the mood that night. Not a legal crime, for sure. Maybe against nature, but that's their business and not mine.
+PRYZM depends on the context. There are "legal" crimes, meaning crimes punishable by law and largely made up by governments. There are crimes against nature like cannibalism or bestiality. There are spiritual crimes, mostly known as sins, which can vary depending on the belief but most have a few core things they agree are universally bad. But in another context, any crime (first definition) is legal if you have enough money. Say, if you're a CEO or a member of Congress.
+TheBreakingBenny many such cases unfortunately. For donations of only 10 gold, you can help prevent cringe comments like this and prevent the IRS from finding them another week. Insert tear-jerking music about angel arms.
@@Maxxon89 I have bankrupted several merchants just by selling off that shrouded armor, and then myself from buying sujamma to replace the sujamma that I used to murder the assassin within 5 seconds. I love sujamma.
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear tyler
@@CrizzyEyes This mistake kinda repeats itself in every other Bethesda game too. If anything, it's greatly exacerbated by creation club thingies dumping quests and notifications on your head.
One of my cousins would play Morrowind on his OG Xbox while watching Elf on our VHS simultaneously. We had 2 TVs intact, one with the Xbox hooked up, and another with an 80s Sony VCR hooked up to it.
Man kids today are spoiled. With widespread internet access they can practically watch anything whenever they want. I remember watching the same 13 dvds and 7 pbs kids shows on repeat growing up.
Makes sense. It seems like a shirtless nord or orc with a huge blunt weapon is a good reason to reload a save immediately, patrick fits at least 2 of those 3 criteria.
Something like this would never happen to Squidward he uses a multi mark and recall mod and uses one of the marks for the Census and Excise basement. Only thing he has to worry about is random n'wahs trying to crawl into bed with him.
nerevarine: i can't hold on any longer i need to sleep. guard: resting resting here is illegal. nerevarine: i don't care i haven't sleep two days i'll sleep here. guard: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
+Toa Kraadak well, at least he gets a room to sleep in this way. It ain't great but if I ever become homeless I'm definitely taking a night in the drunk tank to taking my chances on the streets. I remember talking with a guy who was homeless a while as a teen, he was like 17 or so at the time and had a fight with his parents I think. He tried sleeping outside and this random dude was pissing on his blanket. So he gets up and yells at the guy ready to punch him and he runs off. It was then he noticed the blanket didn't smell like piss, and was the dude dropped some stuff. It was gasoline and a lighter. I believe in keeping a gun, but if you're asleep you can only be protected so much. Definitely would prefer a cell to an alley, although I'd hope there are better solutions we can implement for everyone.
Nerevarine:" Dagoth can you scoop a little?" Dagoth Ur: " Uhn yeah sure" Nerevarine:" Good night Dagoth" Dagoth Ur:" Uhn good night Nerevar" -Opens eyes- - You cant rest on someone else bed- Divayth Fyr:" GOOD NIGHT Nerevar"
Lmao I knew that "You can't rest in someone's bed!" Was coming, but it still made me laugh. Keep on doing AlmSiVi's work my friend, the tribunal appreciates your dedication to the faith
Dude I remember finally getting into the Morag Tong guild and wanted to rest and get my health back up and got kicked out immediately after because I slept in someone else's bed. I was like "BRUH....W.T.F"😂
from all these memes i'm seeing, they wanted morrowind to have absolutely no fucking chill or mercy, god damn glad they decided to change that when oblivion came out
No wonder one can't hit monsters with a sword standing ten inches from them. After such night even walking straight should be rewarded with an achievement.
But there's autosave when you are sleeping :) Do you have it disabled or what?😂 Also how can you not save every few minutes in a game where you can die anytime and everywhere?😂
Reminds me of the time when I was returning from a mage guild mission that sent me to the Red Mountain. I had to go to sleep for every 2-3 cliffracers I fought to restore magika, each time I got woken up by either an assassin or a rat. So when I made it back to town and tried to sleep in an actual bed in the guild house, I got woken up by another assassin. Tried to kill it but none of the guild members were aggroed by the fact some stranger was trying to kill me. Yet they all jumped on me when one of them walked into my attack and got kicked out of the guild with a bounty.
you can sleep in some people's beds, Caius is more than okay for you to sleep in his, he also doesn't mind when the assassin shows up to kill you either, what a chill guy.
Spongebob going to sleep in the sand always looked like the most comfy thing
Hail, Sir Knight!
It's the funny Irish man that plays Morrowind
@@sugaryhull9688 the only Irishman who plays Morrowind!
What is this, a crossover episode?
Yesss
All it’s missing is “your crime has been reported” when he sleeps in Squidward’s bed
Squidward doesn't mind sleeping with his spongy friend, but he didn't feel in the mood that night. Not a legal crime, for sure. Maybe against nature, but that's their business and not mine.
But in Morrowind when u tried to sleep in someones elses bed u gets 5 bounty ;)
Squiddy ain't no snitch.
+PRYZM depends on the context. There are "legal" crimes, meaning crimes punishable by law and largely made up by governments. There are crimes against nature like cannibalism or bestiality. There are spiritual crimes, mostly known as sins, which can vary depending on the belief but most have a few core things they agree are universally bad.
But in another context, any crime (first definition) is legal if you have enough money. Say, if you're a CEO or a member of Congress.
@@PryzmMusic a fashion crime
Spongebob is better off resting at an Inn. Its only 10 gold.
10 gold?! I suppose next you'll suggest I pay my taxes, huh?
@@redeye4516 Donald Trump reference? Fake news?
+TheBreakingBenny I don't understand, not paying taxes angers both sides of the political cancer
@@redeye4516 The joke worked poorly, then. Enjoy that sleep deprivation!
+TheBreakingBenny many such cases unfortunately. For donations of only 10 gold, you can help prevent cringe comments like this and prevent the IRS from finding them another week. Insert tear-jerking music about angel arms.
I love how Spongebob has scenes for every possible situation in life, its actually scary.
not really. that just means it's relatable and well written
@@TheGecko26 alright, captain obvious 😂
@@feindkontakt5956 He's not Captain Obvious. He's over there.
Captain Obvious: I'm wearing a hat!
@@feindkontakt5956 how is that a captain obvious
You get attack by giant mud crabs too?
NPCs in other games: "Please don't sleep in my bed, as it's mine"
Morrowind NPCs: "YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, N'WAH"
The reason of why I run away from a village
The guildmaster slept in some novice member's bed. Time to expel him!
NPCs in Legend of Zelda games: let Link sleep wherever whenever
Morrowind NPCs seem actually more reasonables
Why would Morrowind NPC's care about crimes against the N'wah?
the most accurate edit i've seen. damn assassins
Easy money
@@Maxxon89 I have bankrupted several merchants just by selling off that shrouded armor, and then myself from buying sujamma to replace the sujamma that I used to murder the assassin within 5 seconds. I love sujamma.
@@jonathanwells223 sujamma
I don't like the assassins because it feels dumb to get such a giant cash injection from fighting a single, easy enemy.
@@percher4824 Yeah gotta mod that out, so many overpowered things that I have to force myself not to do immediately
That's why Dunmer are so cranky, can't get no rest in the shadow of the Red Mountain.
Damn dark elves land, where a man can't sleep without being bothered all the time.
6th house the only ones who get any sleep
Honestly fucking hilarious lmao
Squidward waking up is still one of my favorite jokes in all of SpongeBob.
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear k
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
@@pineappleparty1624 Thankfully RUclips removed his comment
@@Handlessuck1 cool =]
Without a doubt, this is one of the best edits I've ever seen. Great work, my dude
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear tyler
@@AxxLAfriku Where do you find the fucking free time to spam all these comments? You must hold a world record or something.
@@AxxLAfriku The Hell is your problem?
Spongebob: 'What the-,'
Mudcrab: *angry crab warble*
i did a morrowind play through recently after a decade and can a man get some fucking sleep without waking up to an assassin!?
The bedroll in Census office in Seyda Neen is the bed that specifically not triggers assassins.
Or you could just install a mod that makes it so you don't encounter them until a higher level. One of the biggest mistakes in the expansion honestly.
@@CrizzyEyes This mistake kinda repeats itself in every other Bethesda game too. If anything, it's greatly exacerbated by creation club thingies dumping quests and notifications on your head.
I was just thinking where are the dark hand assassins?
No.
Only thing missing is that Patrick should have "missed" a couple of his hits.
The fact that he was seemingly high enough level to oneshot a mudcrab
To be fair, that was clearly an artifact cork
Min maxing a blunt weapons build I see.
One of my cousins would play Morrowind on his OG Xbox while watching Elf on our VHS simultaneously. We had 2 TVs intact, one with the Xbox hooked up, and another with an 80s Sony VCR hooked up to it.
This is the most *2003 comment to ever exist on this site.
@@queuedjar4578 prepared to have your mind blown , the VHS was rented from blockbuster
@@mattasticmattattack8546 LMAO Blockbuster I remember them.😅
Man kids today are spoiled. With widespread internet access they can practically watch anything whenever they want. I remember watching the same 13 dvds and 7 pbs kids shows on repeat growing up.
@@adventuringwolf8517 *some
It's cracking me up when Patrick just destroys him.
Makes sense. It seems like a shirtless nord or orc with a huge blunt weapon is a good reason to reload a save immediately, patrick fits at least 2 of those 3 criteria.
At least he was able to rest for as long as he did, Patrick would have killed him otherwise
Best part about having your rest interrupted is that sometimes its not even a rat or a mudcrab or any assasins but a cute little scrib.
PLEASE KEEP MAKING MORROWIND SPONGEBOB MEMES
THE CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Couldn't have screamed it better myself.
same
Ive never even heard of this game in my whole life yet I still enjoy these memes
mY cHiLdhOoD
NOsTaLgiA
Can this comment get any more generic
@@Echidneys I dunno, could this reply get any more butthurt for literally no reason, edgelord?
Nothing beats Morrowind jumping everywhere you go instead of walking to level up skills
no, in morrowind I temporarily drained my skills 100 points and just bought cheap training for the skills
Perfect edit as always
"You can't sleep in someone else's bed!"
Poor bastard never gonna know what love is.
🤣🤣🤣
“You can’t rest, there are enemies are nearby by.”
*Shows a mud crab
Inaccurate, it’s usually a cliff racer.
I am 100% certain these memes will revitalize interest in the game more than anything in a long while.
i welcome the brotherhood to my island of scrib...
idk how they all got there, but they woke me up when they arrived.
Something like this would never happen to Squidward he uses a multi mark and recall mod and uses one of the marks for the Census and Excise basement. Only thing he has to worry about is random n'wahs trying to crawl into bed with him.
And then there's STALKER where you try to roll out the sleeping bag and don't even wake up because a Bloodsucker ate you in your sleep
Should have added at the end “You have been expelled from [enter faction here]” lol
These videos always put in more effort than most Morrowind meme videos.
nerevarine: i can't hold on any longer i need to sleep.
guard: resting resting here is illegal.
nerevarine: i don't care i haven't sleep two days i'll sleep here.
guard: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Nevevarine: I’ll go to Prison then!
Cellmate: So what you’re in for?
That's sadly how homelessness works in the real world as well
+Toa Kraadak
well, at least he gets a room to sleep in this way.
It ain't great but if I ever become homeless I'm definitely taking a night in the drunk tank to taking my chances on the streets. I remember talking with a guy who was homeless a while as a teen, he was like 17 or so at the time and had a fight with his parents I think. He tried sleeping outside and this random dude was pissing on his blanket. So he gets up and yells at the guy ready to punch him and he runs off. It was then he noticed the blanket didn't smell like piss, and was the dude dropped some stuff. It was gasoline and a lighter.
I believe in keeping a gun, but if you're asleep you can only be protected so much. Definitely would prefer a cell to an alley, although I'd hope there are better solutions we can implement for everyone.
@@redeye4516 holy shit
I love the fact that there are still memes about this game, it truly is a beauty
All of these Spongebob/Morrowind memes are just tempting me to start another playthrough after so many years.
Nerevarine:" Dagoth can you scoop a little?"
Dagoth Ur: " Uhn yeah sure"
Nerevarine:" Good night Dagoth"
Dagoth Ur:" Uhn good night Nerevar"
-Opens eyes-
- You cant rest on someone else bed-
Divayth Fyr:" GOOD NIGHT Nerevar"
Spongebob has been removed from the Mages Guild
Lmao I knew that "You can't rest in someone's bed!" Was coming, but it still made me laugh. Keep on doing AlmSiVi's work my friend, the tribunal appreciates your dedication to the faith
bruh i thought sleeping in a cave would help me, nope, the assassin found me anyway
Yup that’s always happening, dunmer assassins not letting us get our 8hrs.
It’s really incredible how spongebob represented every situation ever so precisely
I swear there’s times when the enemy being ‘nearby’ is in the next county
sleeps in someone elses bed,
your crime has been reported.
its neat that your rest can be interrupted by such small things, when, not even last night's storm could wake you
Trying to rest in Riften:
*Wakes up without clothes*
SpongeBob be relating to alot of shit 😂
Dude I remember finally getting into the Morag Tong guild and wanted to rest and get my health back up and got kicked out immediately after because I slept in someone else's bed. I was like "BRUH....W.T.F"😂
did you learn your lesson
The morag tong may be a feared group of assassins but they have no tolerance for invasion of privacy. Maybe don’t sleep in other people’s beds
the best sponge bob meme.
period.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
man how many times i heard that
*Trying to rest in my house
mud crab = Mr. Krabs
It always got me angry Squidward kicked out Gary, I mean you could let him sleep in the first floor.
all its missing is "you had a dream"
U can slumber unto my plane.
from all these memes i'm seeing, they wanted morrowind to have absolutely no fucking chill or mercy, god damn glad they decided to change that when oblivion came out
These are always consistently fantastic, and I love them.
I just love know how you can sleep in random bed in skyrim now, even in abandoned ruin random bed
First time I played Morrowind on my Xbox One, I had the same problem: your sleep has been interrupted
Resting here is illegal.
Not if I kill all the town guards.
Me: *literally shuts my eyes for one second*
The dark brotherhood assassin I just summoned: _Buenos Dias, fuckboy._
Is kind of incredible how well every scene fits.
The "you can't sleep in someone else's bed" fucking GOT ME LMFAOOOO
WATCH OUT FOR THE MUDCRAB
The interruption had me dying lol 😂
I hate sleeping in Morrowind and waking up with a Dark Brotherhood member at my face.
These memes are usually mildly amusing but I loled at how well this was made.
Your imagination is great my dude. 10/10 accurate as hell.
I've seen your edits for months and I fucking love them, all Elder Scrolls or Fallout clips with Spongebob, I AM YOUR MOST ESTEEMED FAN!
This is the second SpongeBob Morrowind video Ive seen and these are great lol
I’ve never played an Elder Scrolls game but somehow I can still tell that this is accurate
You should change that ASAP
That sand blankie always looks so cozy
No wonder one can't hit monsters with a sword standing ten inches from them. After such night even walking straight should be rewarded with an achievement.
When u finally do get to sleep and accidentally level up and don’t have max attribute multiplier and haven’t saved in two hours lmao
But there's autosave when you are sleeping :) Do you have it disabled or what?😂 Also how can you not save every few minutes in a game where you can die anytime and everywhere?😂
Spongebob just *murdering* it with the cork was incredible.
Ah, Morrowind. The game where sitting down to rest and read a book in a field for one fucking hour is illegal.
The North Korean Scrolls: Morrowind
Unrealistic. He didn't miss hitting the mudcrab at first.
These just keep getting better
Even worse, when you're still a novice player and you don't know where the inns are by heart yet.
Tried sleeping in Caius Cosades' house after he left and got interrupted by an ash zombie like... 3 times
Shows that squidward really is nice at heart
Incredible how well that worked.
i just realized that any Spongebob frame can be used as meme material, in a very accurate way wtf.
morrowind spingebobbers memes are the best drugs you could ever do
I'm so glad that RUclips randomly suggested this to me! 😆
I already knew this was an accurate bit, but I didn’t realize you would find a way to edit in every mechanic into the video.
Reminds me of the time when I was returning from a mage guild mission that sent me to the Red Mountain. I had to go to sleep for every 2-3 cliffracers I fought to restore magika, each time I got woken up by either an assassin or a rat. So when I made it back to town and tried to sleep in an actual bed in the guild house, I got woken up by another assassin. Tried to kill it but none of the guild members were aggroed by the fact some stranger was trying to kill me. Yet they all jumped on me when one of them walked into my attack and got kicked out of the guild with a bounty.
spongebob just looks at the notification and realizes
The very intro had split my sides. The combat music and the little bugger going BRRBRLGHEDH!!!!!!
Inb4 spongebop finally gets some sleep, then is awoken by a dlc assassin.
I like how in one scene SpongeBob is bigger then the bed and pillow but in the next he’s smaller
I love this
I adore this
It's beautiful
🥺
Oh god the memories
This is too perfect
This is canon in my naughtical nonsense amnesia of a dream
This except it's usually always a bloody slaughterfish, and I'm nowhere near a lake.
you can sleep in some people's beds, Caius is more than okay for you to sleep in his, he also doesn't mind when the assassin shows up to kill you either, what a chill guy.
The guards have found the most wanted criminal in all of Skyrim
I love that he looks like he looks at the caption boxes in the beginning.
This might be the best morrowind x spongebob mashup in history - maybe ever
You N'wah!!
Magnificent as always
This is kind of what it would look like if you were to see how my brain functions when i try to sleep
He doesn't even know. You can only rest on solid ground. All that shit is under water.
When you’re in ald’ruhn but an enemy is in Vivec which means they are too close.
this may be the best morrowind shitpost yet
The assasin coming after me, after 1h of playing while still being a lv.1 grub, was extremely traumatising