@@FlashDrive356 Bruh, WE ARE NOT going into details and argue either "statistically, everyone on the planet has 1and a half testicle." OR "statistically, everyone on the planet has 0.47 testicle and with a touch of gangrene."
@bla bla bla Some lucky males get three. Others, one. Few get none. If for some reason you have not received your usual allotment of testicles, please report to your nearest testicle allocation center for reassignment.
All dirty jokes (Or at least most of them): “Like your brother, can take it from both ends.” “The tip is the most sensitive part of the balloon” “Here you can see the difference between the circumcised and uncircumcised balloons.” “Here the balloons will be dipped again. This is a written threat.” “And finally, in a bit of testicular awareness...”
"This machine is able to perform double duty with balloon forms on both top and bottom. This means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends." Really needed that laugh today XD
"the dye then poured on the cheesecloth. To make sure no cheese on the latex." I didn't know there were cheese from the paint... Well gotta buy some paint and eat some cheese! ✊😤👍
You might be thinking Balloon are made by filling air, hence filling machine. However they're made by rinsing machine, rinsing the space inside with dirty factory air.
1:30 This machine is able to perform double duty with balloon forms on both top and bottom. This means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this Machine can take it from both ends. Damn wtf. No one told me this video was going throw hands
Now I'm not normally the type to correct grammar but "where the balloons come from from btd" is atrocious grammar even if I know what you mean here's how it could be phrased "so that's where the balloons from the btd series come from"
I love how these start somewhat like the actual show, then it just get progressively more funny.
It makes them great to show friends
Ahh yes I see you’ve found the joke
And cursed
@@LucianoMas-t7b k
I think you meant to say accurate might wanna edit that
"Statisticly every person on the planet has one testicle"
That's the dumbest joke I've heared in my life, Love it!
its not a joke
@@lqu You clearly don't have a testicle
@@trashtrash756 the average human has 1 testicle and 1 boob.
@@lqu nope, it’s possible to only have 1 testicle, like I do, which brings the average down
@Josh Hill
The average person has 1 boob and 0.864 testicles
I like how he just won't acknowledge there being any other colors then blue.
There are colors other than blue!?
@@or3ntherobot807 no there aren't, it's just this guy trying to get attention
@@daniellima4391 oh ok
@@or3ntherobot807 yeah, there’s only different shades of blue, like potent blue, not-potent blue, and blue.
There used to be colors called Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, and Purple. *used to*
2:31 never thought I’d ever hear the words “balloon circumcision”
At least not used in the same sentence together
You’ve clearly never been to devientart
Bobble Head lol
Reminds me of the balloon guy from the amazing world of gumball
It’s weird but sure
“Not that shade of blue that blue is ugly”
That shade of blue: Hey man I’m trying my best
Its best isn't good enough
Aaaaaaa
‘I just wanna be...appreciatated’
3:04
No Fuck you do better
i’m never eating balloons again
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
“And in a fashion similar to your older brother, it can take it from both ends”
Hol’ up
I laugh at this part
I laugh at this par
I laugh at this pa
I laugh at this p
I laugh at this
"statistically, everyone on the planet has 1 testicle."
N..... nevermind
And hopefully at least a few more nuts
He’s not wrong
@@FlashDrive356 have you considered animals
That actually reminded me that echidnas
have 4 of em.
@@FlashDrive356 Bruh, WE ARE NOT going into details and argue either
"statistically, everyone on the planet has 1and a half testicle." OR
"statistically, everyone on the planet has 0.47 testicle and with a touch of gangrene."
"they will be dipped again and again until they learn"
"this is a written threat"
edit: funny big likes yes yes
thanks btw
☠
"Where's the moneyz Lebowski?"
Best line
I saw this comment as the part came up
@@AngelicFeline184 same
"Balloons are washed in the washing machine"
That's a strange way to say Rinsing Machine.
Maybe there's such thing as a washing machine? I mean, it seems like he might be trying to keep something from us
There is only rinsing machine or filling machine
@@janinetorres5654 but what if he's hiding a third machine from us
Good thing it's not a filling machine. That would be counterproductive
That was a filling machine you can flipper
Blowing and circumcising the patented Jay-Z blue at both ends.
Ma'am, is there something you're not telling us?
@@danieldoesdumbstuff ha
You’re verified why don’t u have moe likes?👺
@@ndelonteb I don't pay or try to get likes. Lol. I like helping young girls learn art. Share it ...xoxo
@@robinmosesnailart sus
"I like that shade of blue, they should make a movie about it"
"Not that blue that one is ugly"
Red:awwww yellow:f#ck
@@katherinehandcock1893 What is this "Red" and "Yellow" you're talking about?
@@katherinehandcock1893 you mean fancy blue and ugly blue?
Wait so you're telling me I've been using animal stomachs when I could have been using animal bladders?
I know, right?
Hi Justin Y.
3ed to say hi and do you live in youtube
Great, now he's on this RUclips channel
Ay you’re always here
“In a similar fashion to your brother, the balloons can take it from both ends”
excuse me *w h a t*
I thought I was the only one who noticed 🤣
Thats a dick move, you don't just reveal your brothers sexual history like that--
I don't have a brother
@@AmaticXLII as far as you know
@@brokensource2339 same lmao 🤣😂🤣
"just like your brother, this machine can take it from both ends" W H A T
:3
oh just shut up @@VaMaHD74
:3
":3" 🤓☝️
@@Spike3939-yx fr
“Wait, it’s all blue?”
“Always has been.”
@@houroldcoffee5624 I guess, lol
BOOM 💥
@@houroldcoffee5624 yes I do
It’s all hexagons. Always has been.
"In a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends"
Well, I'll be damned if I let that bastard outdo me.
And thats when the eye penetration happens!
@@RandomPerson-kz9uf Why would God give us so many holes if he didn't want us to make good use of them?
@@generalrubbish9513 oh yes, indeed
@@generalrubbish9513 Damn, you're right. In fact humans are 99.99% holes, enjoy!
@@schwellenangst1605 never google pore fetish
You mean to tell me, while I was using a bunch of kids organs, there was rubber ones!?!
Finally, a balloon that doesn’t scream!
Concerning.
makes a lot more easier for the monkeys to pop the
"The tips of the ballons are their most sensitive"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So we’re not gonna talk about the comment age then? Ok.
@@prizmo34 I was wondering too
are you the next justin y?
@@prizmo34 no because that’s just their name obviously
j is funnier than h
Do not judge the elders knowledge.
Everyone should be allowed to have a lil testicle after dinner as a treat.
Hang on, gotta go kick my sister in the ball to verify this.
@bla bla blai have more hands than average
@bla bla bla Some lucky males get three. Others, one. Few get none.
If for some reason you have not received your usual allotment of testicles, please report to your nearest testicle allocation center for reassignment.
Teacher: “Alright class what are the colours of the rainbow?”
This dude: “Fancy Blue 🔴, Blue 🟠, Ugly Blue 🟡, Blue 🟢, Blue 🔵, and Blue 🟣.”
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.
you didn't get the joke
"the ballons will be dipped again and again until they learn, this is a written threat"
"In a similar fashion from your brother"
Me, being the only brother in my family: uh oh spaghetti-os
Lookin rather submissive and breedable there, my guy
yes officer, this comment right here
"In a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends"
this is why I love this channel.
the funny thing is, between me and my brother, that applies to me more than him
@@brick4353 😳
@@brick4353real
Colors: *exist*
Huggbees: I diagnose you with blue
I don’t understand. What are colors? All I see is blue
Blue are the things I see in and outside
Ikr
Blue is a color. colors are blue.
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I've never known the rainbow was actually just shades of blue.
It's because the sun emits blue light. When the blue light is refracted, it separated the light into it's constituent shades of blue
Well, there's also unknown colors.
And now you do, we're here to learn
Ba da bee ba da bye, ba da bee ba da bye, ba da bee ba da bye 🔵
"Woah! That's a fancy shade of blue!"
_shows red_
"Not that blue though. That's ugly."
_shows yellow_
What's a yellow?
What? The fuck is red and yellow?
“The balloons are then assaulted” oh, I didn’t know we were stepping in that territory.
How it’s actually made children
4:22
yes, please
but its november!!!!!
1:37
0:54
3:16 this is a written threat
I know
@@matthewboire6843this is a written threat
@@Bluebomer ok
All dirty jokes (Or at least most of them):
“Like your brother, can take it from both ends.”
“The tip is the most sensitive part of the balloon”
“Here you can see the difference between the circumcised and uncircumcised balloons.”
“Here the balloons will be dipped again. This is a written threat.”
“And finally, in a bit of testicular awareness...”
lol
How is the written threat one a dirty joke
That's cherry picking
@@mrpenguin8731but none of those are even cherry related, let alone actual cherries
"This machine is able to perform double duty with balloon forms on both top and bottom. This means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends."
Really needed that laugh today XD
What does that even mean
@@charliefike8 idk
"statistically, everyone on the planet has 1 testicle."
im gona use that if ya dont mind.
"the dye then poured on the cheesecloth. To make sure no cheese on the latex." I didn't know there were cheese from the paint... Well gotta buy some paint and eat some cheese! ✊😤👍
@@rosaliebelardo2266 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latex
Well, to create blue dye, they need to extract it from blue cheese anyway.. so there's always a chance that some will remain in the mixture.
@@rosaliebelardo2266 NNONONOONON DONT REMIND ME
I guess I found a new cheeze to make pizza with now
Only works wil paints that contains lead. The other ones don't have delicious cheese in them
"This machine can take it from both ends" me too
Lol
@SFS Guidance i don't have a brother so I'm doing double duty
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@batman96160 Dammit, well there goes my joke, ya clever bastard
this is Blursed
It’s so amazing how many different shade of blues there is
“this means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends”
My brother: **what is this JK Rowling magic?**
It means your brother can PvP 2 people, one at his back and one at his front
(Jokes on him I have no brothers)
**me, who only has sisters**
"jokes on you that doesn't work on me!"
Oh frick- I am that brother
i dont have any brothers but ill gladly take that as them referring to me
“In a similar fashion to your brother, it can take it from both ends”
LMAO
“Every human on the planet has 1 testicle”
Me who has 3: *Visible Confusion*
I'm not the only one
Testicles Georg
Who else though Huggbees was gonna switch to the condom How it's Made video halfway through?
0:53
"Balloons come in very many shades of blue"
Colorblind people: 👁👄👁
Fun fact- condoms were invented 5 minutes after balloons were invented.
You might be thinking Balloon are made by filling air, hence filling machine.
However they're made by rinsing machine, rinsing the space inside with dirty factory air.
they're made by a dipping machine, not a rinsing machine.
oh my god.
Fake news! It's a blowing machine, people!
Perfect opportunity lost to correctly identify the filling machine
@@JoseCooks IT FILLS IT WITH AIR SO IT'S A FILLING MACHINE
Why are yellow balloons so damn ugly ugh
You mean light blue?
worst shade of blue
BASED
Nice
@@russellzauner BASED, CRIIINGE.
1:30
This machine is able to perform double duty with balloon forms on both top and bottom. This means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this Machine can take it from both ends.
Damn wtf.
No one told me this video was going throw hands
Fr, I don’t even have a brother yet I still find that’s uncalled for.
Haha funny joke
“Hopefully this balloon makes you aware of testicles”
“In a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends”
I died
2:42 me a german: NEUNUNDNEUZIG LUFTBALLONGS AUF IHREN WEG ZUM HORIZONT-
I didn't even watch this yet, but im still expecting a joke about condoms.
You were close
Wait, balloons aren't condoms?!? Why tf has no one told me this fact...
I just want a teacher to show this to their class.
3:10 that shade of blue is **buddy holly guitar riff intensifies**
“They should write a song about this shade of blue” 💀💀💀
Good job, you can repeat words.
Gotta love those luft-ballons
@@Popebug repeating = funny
@@Popebug Good job, you can repeat words
99 luft balloons the sequel to 99 wet balloons
1:36 wtf? Regret watching this at 1 am now I almost woke everyone up laughing
3:24 one of the ballons look like it has a skull face on it...
coincidence? I *THINK* *N O T*
I actually thought this was from the show until i heard "It can take it from both ends"
4:20 Inflation fetishists: *heavy breathing*
FR
Fortunately this time the two balloons that weren't on the conveyor didn't get punished. 3:52
"In a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends"
tfw you ARE that brother
Caught me off guard 4:27
"And today, they're still being produced."
WAIT WHAT ?????
2:23 the "RIP AND TEAR" Machine you could say :)
*DOOM music intensifies*
"statistically everyone on earth has 1 testicle" thats what my parents told me
"woah that's a fancy shade of blue, they should make a song about that"
what a song
Haven’t been this early since the fall of the Berlin wall
havent beenthis early since the president abolished slavery
@@missingno2401 I haven't been this early since the Spanish Inquisition. I expected it.
"The balloons will be dipped again and again until they learn"
I burst out giggling like an e girl at this line.
Let me guess, there will be a filling and rinsing machine?
Parents: how are you doing in school?
Me: 2:58
1:44 how you know
“They will be dipped again and again until they learn” best bit
"In a simular fashion to your brother this machine can take it from both ends"
Dude you like totally killed him
"the balloons have survived their hazing and can properly graduate from balloon College"
"this means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends" dude you have me dead 😂 lmaooo
Balloons are also known for being lifelong enemies of monkeys
"In a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends"
Oh, you summer child. I AM the brother.
2:01 so that's where the balloon from btd came from
Now I'm not normally the type to correct grammar but "where the balloons come from from btd" is atrocious grammar even if I know what you mean here's how it could be phrased "so that's where the balloons from the btd series come from"
@@monke7919 after reading the comment now yeah its terrible as hell i have no idea how i made this comment
Wow, me & my cat enjoyed watching this balloon-making clip & it always keeps my cat's ears up like an owl 🦉.LOL. Awesome! 🙂😸🦉👍✌
I could not be that balloon tester at the end. I'd be in constant tense mode waiting for it to pop.
4:10 top ten anime plot twists
First 40 seconds: wow why is this so normal? Is it april fools?
0:42 : that's more like it
"This means, in a similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends"
Nah, that's not my brother; that's just straight-up me.
Love how his voice matches the actual narrator so well, I can't-
"In a similar fashion to your brother" caught me off guard i choked
Ohhhh no the monkeys now know where the bloon's base is hiding
1:16
*OH! OOH!! I GET IT!!! THAT'S A RINSING MACHINE, RIGHT?*
When I first started this I was not aware how humorous this would be
"what's your favorite color"
"blue"
"oh which blue"
"the other shade of blue"
Drinking game: take a shot every time he says “blue”.
Edit: The owner of this account has passed away from alcohol poisoning.
How did you know hes account password?
GOLDENSHOVEL he was still signed in
Hope you’re joking bc that was so out of the blue it made me crack up
Seriously?
Wait a sec
This is a joke bc the owner did the challenge and he said blue so many times he died.
this is so sad
can’t believe *Harrison Kam* fucking died
"99 Wet Balloons"
Damn, now that song's suck in my head again
I love the slow decent into madness videos. That start nice and serious and slowly ramp up the craziness.
3:03 Man, why does no one like blue?
idk blue is a really nice color.
I thought that was magenta
4:31 - statistically every human on the planet has at least one testicle 😂😂😂😂
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Jesus now I understand why the top of the balloon has a thicker part. The knowledge feels cursed
3:56 False information, that's light blue.
Nah that's derk blue
No, that’s medium blue
No. Its robins egg blue
I like how he sounds so serious when he said "in a similar fashion to your brother he can take it from both ends"
Balloons come in many shades of BLUE
*proceeds to show orange*
1:10 ngl they look like some kinky bdsm toys
😭
Also nice profile pic :)
@@LunaWuna ty:)
Man chill with that. Not everything has to be about sex 😶
@@XXisotopeXX bro I'm asexual I'm not even into that shit it was just an observation 😭
They do
"this means, similar to your brother, can take it from both ends."
nice
Do I have Globophobia? Yep.
Am I watching this anyway? Absolutely.
2:17 that is so satisfying
“...in similar fashion to your brother, this machine can take it from both ends”
what