I'm surprised Zoroark wasn't talked about. Can transform into whatever you want, doesn't have the dead eyes, is mischievous, radiating that Lopunny and Salazzle energy, but is also intelligent, cuz in the anime the pre evolution, Zorua, is shown just avoiding a character and transforming into people to just avoid Bianca, and a Zoroark is shown going back and forth between Nurse Joy and Audino just to keep a pokecenter in the forest open
I can't speak for the movie or anime because I haven't seen it, but I think the implication is that Zoroark only makes an illusion and does not truly transform into anything else. So my headcanon is that they wouldn't actually feel any different
@@Profussy Why do I feel like you study the possibilities of interspecies Pokémon Crossbreeding, and it somehow ties with Mega Evolutions, Regional Variants, and the talk of how people and Pokémon CANONICALLY GOT IT LOCKED DOWN WITH EACH OTHER in the long since recorded ancient past?
@@taloscal I refrained from going into personality because any Pokémon could have, well, differing personalities. But, if we are talking about movie Latias, then yes.
@@theregularterrarian3933 That's subjective, though. She can look hot to anyone with her ability to change appearances anyway. And there may or may not even be a Latios.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Now I do get your point about Lopunny but if you get a Buneary first they can only evolve with friendship. That means she'll be committed before being beautiful.
@@aaronking2020 well yeah it kinda does, let's not compare it to that though. This is all just fantasy so there's no need to make it any more uncomfortable. I'd like to compare it more to growing up together with a friend and growing strong bonds as you both develop.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon travel partners, a Latias' forehead is proportionally sized and perfectly shaped to fit the average human hand? This means that when you give them a headpat, you are able to provide stimulation to the 5 sensitive nerve spots around its head & ears all at the same time with minimal movement and effort causing a healthy release of dopamine which thus relaxes its muscles that they constantly put a strain on in order to fly at incredibly high speeds for long distances. This makes them the perfect travel partner because the constantly desire your affection through headpats. Also they can do all this other crazy shit: Sense Emotions Communicate telepathically Turn invisible Sight-share Turn their appearance into literally anything they want
doesnt it fly faster than a jet plane consequently forcing you to hold her really strong with your thights possibly tearing your legs and crotch maybe fall off the sky and die
I don't think Lopunny is that much of a bait-and-switch. She has a base friendship level of 140, which is not only the exact opposite of its pre-evolution's 0 base friendship (meaning that you have to put in actual effort to evolve your Buneary, since Buneary only evolves in Lopunny at high friendship levels), but Lopunny shares this spot with the Clefairy line, the Chansey line, the Lake Guardians, and Indeedee as the *higest base friendship of all Pokémon in existence.* In other words, Lopunny might be the *most loyal of all Pokéwaifus.* She ain't cheating behind your back. Now Salazzle, on the other hand, is a truer bait-and-switch. According to Pokédex entries, Salazzle is essentially the mistress in a reverse harem, and its poisonous gases are filled to the brim with pheromones to seduce you. Salazzle is a sneaky bitch. Tsareena is the dominatrix of Pokéwaifus. Very attractive for an anthro mangosteen (the queen of fruits, which is what Tsareena also is), but you might want to proceed with caution.
Fun fact: Tsareena's kick is so powerful, she leaves a wound in both body and soul that will NEVER heal, and the only time she finds joy is from stomping or kicking someone. So I'll pass eith Tsareena
Oh by the way, Mew is an alternative to Ditto, since they can learn Transform as well. If you're not into Ditto's face, Mew is the better choice. Although since Mew is a legendary, they can't breed so there's that.
as the creator of the male version of the vaporeon copy pasta, i approve of this curriculum. this is the kind of valuable education this world needs. none of this trigonometry and watered down history crap.
Let's not forget that interspecies relationships were at one point common in the Pokémon world. Which may be why there are so many people with supernatural abilities or well honed talents... For example, if I knocked up a Gardevoir, the child might have psychic abilities. If I knocked up, say, a Lucario, the child might be able to read auras, and have exceptional strength and a natural agility.
No worries at all! I understand students are busy and can't always attend class, so every single live lecture is edited and uploaded here on RUclips! I do hope to see in the next class alongside your peers!
@@Profussy ill be sure to be present on your next class just checked the class schedule, so i will have no tardiness on my record. Ligma-U is the best!
When you mentioned Tentacruels being huge you were probably thinking of that Tentacruel from the first season of the anime. Tentacruels are actually pretty small, 5'03", the anime one got big because team rocket dumped some shit on it.
To their credit, someone did say Lilligant, but I there's so many submissions that I can't include them all in the video. Same with a lot of other Pokemon being brought up in the comments - great minds think alike among my students!
@@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637 he’s definitely a Lucario man. Braixen is smug, and Lucario has those wrist spikes. Plus Lucario is a steel type. Besides, Braixen would probably enjoy it, and professor is definitely into some domination.
@@Legomaster-jv8ll You could argue though that braixen being a fire type brings a lil warmth in the right places, you are also able to hug them without fear of being spiked and you cant go wrong with a lil spice in your life.
My friend just showed me your ticket last night while high on edibles! You are amazing! The courage to speak confidently on the subject matter lol! The milf haircut!!
I am, infact, a tad upset at the lack of Lucario being involved here, the fact that there was a Riolu does not make this better. Even though Lucario is the evolution of Riolu and due to how Riolu evolve Lucario would alone be a great partner assuming you had them since they were a Riolu of course. Not only are Lucario capable of knowing how your feeling due to aura but they are capable of speech if the Lucario movie is anything to go by, if that's also due to aura or from Psychic abilities I'm unsure personally I believe it could be aura but Lucario are capable of learning psychic from what I know so it could be telepathy via psychic. Either way Lucario are optimal, they are kinda thicc, and they have a mega evolution which is both attractive and rather cool. They are highly loyal and unlikely to abandon you unless you were a terrible person which, they wouldn't have been with you by choice in the first place. Better still they have to have incredible stamina as they as Riolu were capable of crossing multiple mountains and canyons in a single night according to one of their pokedex entries. Further if the whole 'shorts' kinda situation did for whatever reason make you uncomfortable their mega evolution alone solves that, the chest spike unfortunately would hugs rather hard but manageable still. There's obviously much more to Lucario than what was simply said here but I don't feel like going any further into it.
I personally need to talk to you about that gradevoir argument in the previous video and that makes mind reading not a downside Reason one: as you said she’s a milf Pokémon, which obviously givers her motherly vibes which after you have a shit day she will probably read your mind and see how bad if was then care for you. Reason two: she’s the emotional Pokémon and she’s almost yandere levels of love for the trainer, she’s so fucking loyal you could cheat and she would probably forgive you since she just wants to see you happy. I feel like I need to get into that loyal part a lot more, she will literally summon a fucking black whole if you get hurt, she’s so loyal to there trainer it’s almost scary. I would love to here your counter argument to these statements
Just so you are aware, porygon has the intelligence of a supercomputer. Luckitung’s lick can paralyze if used as an attacking move, it has shown in the anime to lick people in friendly ways as well with no paralysis. Same goes with tentacruel.
@@ScientificallyImprobable Yes, they are.... They have a lot of processing power but it's all just code, there's no sentience or free thought there, and there's multiple qualifications that can all get tagged as a "supercomputer."
Real big sleeper: Unknown. They're psychic so they're intelligent for sure, and they literally ARE language, so they can definitely communicate. According to the movie they can manipulate reality. And in the movie they go out of their way to give a little girl pretty much everything she desires, including aging her up so she could battle. I wouldn't mind having an eldritch horror sugar daddies that can transform me and the world around me into pretty much whatever I want.
a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard .Swap;it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of anyshape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds
Anyone remember when Latias kissed Ash? I know I do. That scene has been permanently implanted into my brain. A scene so invasive on my psyche that it has managed to dictate the course of events known as my life. Now I can't look at an anime character without wondering if that's their true form or not, if there lies something deeper underneath. I want. No, I need for it to be true. That Latias is hiding somewhere waiting to kiss someone again. Not a day goes by where I don't replay that forsaken scene in my head. Morning, noon, night. Exactly the same as I remembered, but still a little different each time. Latias, if you're reading this I want you to know that I love you and God I wish that were me.
I'm so glad yt algorithm has blessed me with your videos, at first I thought it's going to be another "haha look I'm being ironic" but no, you're very knowledgable and serious about the subjects you talk about, huge props, love all of your lectures!
y'all be laughing but in the future Waifu Theory will be a real course our ancestors will be studying in University pursuing Bachelor's degree in Internet Culture
Sorry Prof, I have to refute your ascertion that ladies don't like rough hands. Also Milktank breastfeeding Meowth has scarred more than anything I've seen on r34.
Well those tanks of milk need alot of milking and somebody needs to do the job, it's all in a days work for very cultured mewoths and experiend ''professors''
But professor, I object to the pikachu being as low as a B+ when, going back to what you said in the lesson, it’s smol, it’s plump, it’s thicc, you can hold it in your hands, that alone is enough to be a B+ I agree. However, it’s gnaw attack isn’t so much harmful and scraping as it is kinky. It’s essentially a heat-of-the-moment hickey. This brings us up to an A minus, at least. However, to add onto all of this, the Creme De la Creme, the Cherry on top of all of this, is it’s shock attack. It’s not gonna summon a lightning storm on you, it’s essentially giving you electric play while you’re already playing with it. It’s an electric cock ring and a thick, small, loving toy all in one. I’m also sure you can turn the voltage up and down to your liking. 10/10, absolutely deserves an A+.
If I see Lucario, its an absolute win for me. To even get a lucario, you have to evolve one from friendship which means she will love you more. And Lucario in fact understands human speech and senses your feelings 😳.
I feel the desire to inform you of the wild Lucario out there that are existant without forming such a friendship with a trainer unless your implying that they were all abandoned. I understand what you mean for sure though, assuming you had it since it was a Riolu it will no doubt be one of your most trusted pokemon for sure and there would easily be a huge attachment, and based off the Lucario movie alone they are capable of human speech as well either using aura or psychic abilities. (Yes Lucarios actuaaally can use Psychic as well)
Btw, I'm pretty sure Ditto's face on pokemons it morphs into doesn't actually apply, since from what I can remember, it was only a quirk of one Ditto in the anime, and also since Dittos in the games don't have that face when using transform.
I say Mew deserves a good spot she is the queen of being able to transform, let’s not forget that ditto are failed clones of her. I also will,put forth my theory that with mew’s transformation ability it’s not just being able to transform from one thing to another it’s also body manipulation. You want her to have a more humanoid body, she could do it. Plus think of the other possibilities, transforming body shapes, you want a lopunny cool, but what if you wanted a much thiccer lopunny? Boom she just increases the size of those thighs as part of the transformation ability.
@@samueelsyed Does not negate the fact that Mew has the genetic makeup and is the ancestor of almost all Pokemon. I say almost all cause Mew was created after Arceus created Palkia and Dialga Giratina. And it was through Mew that all pokemon were made. It even acknowledged this in one of the pokemon movies where it shows all the species of pokemon branching off of Mew
Latias is great, she has all of what you mentioned (although the transformation is more an illusion). She is also a sweetheart and has loads of experience (being immortal will do that to you) however, if you do anything wrong to her, at all. You can count your minutes, which is at most 5. She has Latios, an overprotective big brother that can erase you from this plane of existence and you will feel all of that wrath heading toward you at mach 7.
Well, technically, Latias and Latios are suppose to become a mated pair to produce the next set of neon twins so, theoretically, you're already in trouble if you try to step in on their arranged engagement. But who can blame you?? Latias really is quality waifu material so itd make for good drama at least.
i wish it was reasonable for one to make a comprehensive course on the sexual capabilities of every pokemon. if you like one of the more popular ones you have plenty of material to learn from, but things fall apart when your interests fall upon more niche mons. for example my main girl is simipour. "research" on such a species and those similar is few and far between, and an introductory analysis would expose more to their viability. as one man you can only do so much, we need an entire institution as to inform the public so that everyone can find their perfect pokemon partner
You had me with your dummy thicc Lopunny. I don't even know anything about Pokémon, but your videos just keep popping up in my recommendations and I can't stop myself from clicking on them.
Ever since your classes have been recommended on my feed I’ve always been living such an enriched life filled with unparalleled knowledge. Thank you professor
Im so glad i found you professor! Ive got to binge your work now after this two parter. Although i must disagree about guardevor. 2 key reasons. 1st shes the empathy pokemon you feared her going through your mind but shes the milf she’ll understand for she truly empathize with your lopony lust cause with her trace ability shes drooling for lopony too. 2nd whats the most important thing in a relationship: communication, its not a problem she can read your mind its a gift plus psychic are the few species that have learned to speak human languages.
the ditto problem is fixed with mew. Mew learns transform and can therefore transform into ANYTHING (unlike latios who can only transform into a human) while being highly intelligent and sentient. Mew is by far the best pokewifu.
there are so many hot pokemon, my favorite is obviously Gardevoir but I gotta say I also dig Pheramosa, some people might be turned off by the fact that she's an 8 foot tall cockroach, but she's got a bit of a Dimitrescu vibe, and all her daughters were bugs.
What's funny from your point from your last video about Gardevoir. I feel like gardevoir would be more concerned about what i think since it's just be *Input Fax machine noises*
I know that Pokémon age independently from evolving, (There’s a Pokémon episode with an elderly Treecko.) but admittedly, there’s not really a reliable way to ID a Pokémon beyond when wrinkles start forming, or being there when they were recently hatched. I suppose you could hypothetically contact another trainer who was there to confirm it. But even if both you and the Riolu were of age of moral consent… I wouldn’t imagine it would be worth the awkward conversation to figure it out.
What we miss is that they may seem nice in cartoon form, they may be horrifying and dangerous in reality. Vaporeon would probably be more seal like without any frills and with blubber.
I gotta say prof, I cannot be more grateful for the youtube algorythm for showing me your videos.
I'm glad my knowledge is reaching the masses! Welcome to class!
@@Profussy this has been really educational indeed they should teach this in school
indeed
same dude just discovered him my god this is great
Indeed
I'm surprised Zoroark wasn't talked about. Can transform into whatever you want, doesn't have the dead eyes, is mischievous, radiating that Lopunny and Salazzle energy, but is also intelligent, cuz in the anime the pre evolution, Zorua, is shown just avoiding a character and transforming into people to just avoid Bianca, and a Zoroark is shown going back and forth between Nurse Joy and Audino just to keep a pokecenter in the forest open
God I love that episode
BROOOO I THANKS FOR REMINDING ME
I can't speak for the movie or anime because I haven't seen it, but I think the implication is that Zoroark only makes an illusion and does not truly transform into anything else. So my headcanon is that they wouldn't actually feel any different
I am personally surprised that lilligant wasn't there...
Yes, but this is where the latias shines all the more.
"Tasted many pokefruits" that line is going down in the history books😂😂
The Ghenghis Khan of Pokemating
@@Profussy the fuck!?
@@Profussy *OHH NOO*
@@Profussy Why do I feel like you study the possibilities of interspecies Pokémon Crossbreeding, and it somehow ties with Mega Evolutions, Regional Variants, and the talk of how people and Pokémon CANONICALLY GOT IT LOCKED DOWN WITH EACH OTHER in the long since recorded ancient past?
@@name_adi He wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them all was his real test, to train them was his cause.
Holy shit, he even does the "I was testimg you" strategy, he is *truly* not only a teacher, but a master.
Testing*
@@TheFagerlund He was testing you
@@TheFagerlund *Testes
@@TheFagerlund testimg**
Yea wow
Latias can not only transform, but she can feel your emotions, she can turn invisible, and she can fly.
#1 waifu from what I can see.
has that 'little sister' energy too her as well =w=
@@taloscal I refrained from going into personality because any Pokémon could have, well, differing personalities. But, if we are talking about movie Latias, then yes.
yeah but she doesn't look hot and latios is probably also an overprotective brother
@@theregularterrarian3933 That's subjective, though. She can look hot to anyone with her ability to change appearances anyway. And there may or may not even be a Latios.
@@theregularterrarian3933 She looks EXTREMELY hot. I like that jet look~
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
this is my favourite copypasta and i stand by it 100%
Vaperoen is my fav pokemon but now so sexualized makes me sad
@@the_studios108 Thats not an L
@@the_studios108 Same
I vomited,
twice.
Now I do get your point about Lopunny but if you get a Buneary first they can only evolve with friendship. That means she'll be committed before being beautiful.
And if you do it fast enough, she'll learn Return instead of Frustration at Level 13. So she'll be loyal AND strong.
That sounds like grooming.
@@aaronking2020 well yeah it kinda does, let's not compare it to that though. This is all just fantasy so there's no need to make it any more uncomfortable. I'd like to compare it more to growing up together with a friend and growing strong bonds as you both develop.
@@aaronking2020
That would apply if Buneary were a baby PKMN (can't breed, therefore not legal), but Buneary is [literally] breedable.
@@espurrseyes42 does that mean people are free to unleash a [[big shot]] inside buneary?
I love how he's saying all of this with a straight face its so funny lmao
He works for SPCA :)
@@AnthroGearhead and that stands for?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon travel partners, a Latias' forehead is proportionally sized and perfectly shaped to fit the average human hand? This means that when you give them a headpat, you are able to provide stimulation to the 5 sensitive nerve spots around its head & ears all at the same time with minimal movement and effort causing a healthy release of dopamine which thus relaxes its muscles that they constantly put a strain on in order to fly at incredibly high speeds for long distances. This makes them the perfect travel partner because the constantly desire your affection through headpats.
Also they can do all this other crazy shit:
Sense Emotions
Communicate telepathically
Turn invisible
Sight-share
Turn their appearance into literally anything they want
Why do i get the sense of this been sadistically wholesome
Fuck
doesnt it fly faster than a jet plane
consequently forcing you to hold her really strong
with your thights
possibly tearing your legs and crotch
maybe fall off the sky and die
@@burimuso she would never fly that fast with you as a passenger
Go back to /vp/
@@LeoNuzlocke she does in oras i assure you
You’ve convinced me professor, Latias seems like the best Pokémon waifu. This is the most intellectual thing I’ve ever heard.
I’ve been telling people this for years. Latias is the best!
Latias is one of the most intelligent Pokemon
It is Psychic and certainly has the capabilities to read minds
what about mew
pokemon ORAS represent
I don't think Lopunny is that much of a bait-and-switch. She has a base friendship level of 140, which is not only the exact opposite of its pre-evolution's 0 base friendship (meaning that you have to put in actual effort to evolve your Buneary, since Buneary only evolves in Lopunny at high friendship levels), but Lopunny shares this spot with the Clefairy line, the Chansey line, the Lake Guardians, and Indeedee as the *higest base friendship of all Pokémon in existence.* In other words, Lopunny might be the *most loyal of all Pokéwaifus.* She ain't cheating behind your back.
Now Salazzle, on the other hand, is a truer bait-and-switch. According to Pokédex entries, Salazzle is essentially the mistress in a reverse harem, and its poisonous gases are filled to the brim with pheromones to seduce you. Salazzle is a sneaky bitch.
Tsareena is the dominatrix of Pokéwaifus. Very attractive for an anthro mangosteen (the queen of fruits, which is what Tsareena also is), but you might want to proceed with caution.
interesting analysis, quite eloquent indeed.
There's a difference between Friendship and the Love of a Partner, that's pretty Basic stuff.
Fun fact: Tsareena's kick is so powerful, she leaves a wound in both body and soul that will NEVER heal, and the only time she finds joy is from stomping or kicking someone. So I'll pass eith Tsareena
So youre saying youd have to groom a buneary to get a top tier lopunny waifu
@@nandanthony yes.
Oh by the way, Mew is an alternative to Ditto, since they can learn Transform as well. If you're not into Ditto's face, Mew is the better choice. Although since Mew is a legendary, they can't breed so there's that.
only means I dont have to pay child support
yeah but in canon,there is only one,so good luck seducing the flying trickster that goes wherever he wants.
@@misteryjeux oh that's gay cuz you said he
@@N24-z5r mew has no gender so not technically
@@icy8_ Nah, too late now. That's gae
Jokes aside, those drawings are actually impressive considering they're from memory
Same as commission artist
as the creator of the male version of the vaporeon copy pasta, i approve of this curriculum. this is the kind of valuable education this world needs. none of this trigonometry and watered down history crap.
You mad fucking lad, also I’m into vaporeon, and evelutions, if they are anthro like your profile picture.
I would say I regret looking that up, but I kind of don't
Let's not forget that interspecies relationships were at one point common in the Pokémon world. Which may be why there are so many people with supernatural abilities or well honed talents... For example, if I knocked up a Gardevoir, the child might have psychic abilities. If I knocked up, say, a Lucario, the child might be able to read auras, and have exceptional strength and a natural agility.
The Lucario one sounds familiar.
@@machinedramon3532 Ayo what
@@ditto7047 As in Ash Ketchem. Aura gaurdian, capable of casually lifting a larvitar...
@@machinedramon3532 Also the guy who tried to throw hands with Mewtwo
N might be a descendant of a Gardevoir. Might also explain where there are humanoid pokemon like Mr. Mime and Machoke.
"This all from my years of experience, out in the field fu- uh, fu- uhm, researching Pokemon."
god the mr.mime analysis is fucking gold
why didnt found this class in twitch before, im gonna follow, i missed so much classes.
No worries at all! I understand students are busy and can't always attend class, so every single live lecture is edited and uploaded here on RUclips! I do hope to see in the next class alongside your peers!
@@Profussy ill be sure to be present on your next class
just checked the class schedule, so i will have no tardiness on my record. Ligma-U is the best!
Dude I was cracking up the whole video you’re hilarious.
When you mentioned Tentacruels being huge you were probably thinking of that Tentacruel from the first season of the anime. Tentacruels are actually pretty small, 5'03", the anime one got big because team rocket dumped some shit on it.
Leaked Alpha Tentacruel.
2:49 I'm CRYING LMAOOO "My years of experience, out in the field, fu- ehh fu- uhhh 'researching' pokemon..."
"Hoenn is my favorite gen"
"That's gen 4? Well..."
I'm so disappointed in those discord users and chat. Where's the Lilligant love? That girl is wife material for sure.
To their credit, someone did say Lilligant, but I there's so many submissions that I can't include them all in the video. Same with a lot of other Pokemon being brought up in the comments - great minds think alike among my students!
@@Profussy do you prefer lucario or braixen?
@@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637 he’s definitely a Lucario man. Braixen is smug, and Lucario has those wrist spikes. Plus Lucario is a steel type. Besides, Braixen would probably enjoy it, and professor is definitely into some domination.
@@Legomaster-jv8ll You could argue though that braixen being a fire type brings a lil warmth in the right places, you are also able to hug them without fear of being spiked and you cant go wrong with a lil spice in your life.
@@Profussy That means we need a part two
My friend just showed me your ticket last night while high on edibles! You are amazing! The courage to speak confidently on the subject matter lol! The milf haircut!!
Thanks for checking out the class! I hope you learned something :)
@@Profussy I have! Please post more of your ticktok content on RUclips! Some of us don’t use ticktok because of how intrusive it is! Please professor!
Drawing is a 10/10
I am, infact, a tad upset at the lack of Lucario being involved here, the fact that there was a Riolu does not make this better. Even though Lucario is the evolution of Riolu and due to how Riolu evolve Lucario would alone be a great partner assuming you had them since they were a Riolu of course. Not only are Lucario capable of knowing how your feeling due to aura but they are capable of speech if the Lucario movie is anything to go by, if that's also due to aura or from Psychic abilities I'm unsure personally I believe it could be aura but Lucario are capable of learning psychic from what I know so it could be telepathy via psychic. Either way Lucario are optimal, they are kinda thicc, and they have a mega evolution which is both attractive and rather cool. They are highly loyal and unlikely to abandon you unless you were a terrible person which, they wouldn't have been with you by choice in the first place. Better still they have to have incredible stamina as they as Riolu were capable of crossing multiple mountains and canyons in a single night according to one of their pokedex entries. Further if the whole 'shorts' kinda situation did for whatever reason make you uncomfortable their mega evolution alone solves that, the chest spike unfortunately would hugs rather hard but manageable still. There's obviously much more to Lucario than what was simply said here but I don't feel like going any further into it.
I personally need to talk to you about that gradevoir argument in the previous video and that makes mind reading not a downside
Reason one: as you said she’s a milf Pokémon, which obviously givers her motherly vibes which after you have a shit day she will probably read your mind and see how bad if was then care for you.
Reason two: she’s the emotional Pokémon and she’s almost yandere levels of love for the trainer, she’s so fucking loyal you could cheat and she would probably forgive you since she just wants to see you happy.
I feel like I need to get into that loyal part a lot more, she will literally summon a fucking black whole if you get hurt, she’s so loyal to there trainer it’s almost scary.
I would love to here your counter argument to these statements
Once again, the prof demonstrates how good he is at drawing anthropomorphic bunnies
Just so you are aware, porygon has the intelligence of a supercomputer.
Luckitung’s lick can paralyze if used as an attacking move, it has shown in the anime to lick people in friendly ways as well with no paralysis.
Same goes with tentacruel.
Isn't todays supercomputers still dumber then the average dog though?
@@WhysoSeriousSamual no? What kind of 4chan facebook nonsense have you been reading?
@@ScientificallyImprobable Yes, they are.... They have a lot of processing power but it's all just code, there's no sentience or free thought there, and there's multiple qualifications that can all get tagged as a "supercomputer."
Real big sleeper: Unknown.
They're psychic so they're intelligent for sure, and they literally ARE language, so they can definitely communicate.
According to the movie they can manipulate reality. And in the movie they go out of their way to give a little girl pretty much everything she desires, including aging her up so she could battle.
I wouldn't mind having an eldritch horror sugar daddies that can transform me and the world around me into pretty much whatever I want.
Generation 3 has the most mass in comparision
Totally a classic
The Harkness Test should always be considered instead of dismissing a Pokemon for such shallowness as Anatomy.
Lmao
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Zoroark, all the advantage of Ditto without the lifeless eyes.
You would need the person that it copy near you I think ? Or is it from memory like ditto ?
@@napstarem7503 in the anime its from Memory
@@MrPatamon and aslo zoroark can talk
The "you know, he's doin this and he's like 'Mr. Mime!'" killed me
a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning
Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard .Swap;it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of anyshape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds
I just read an essay on why fucking Umbreon would be enjoyable. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
@@aer0340 its worse that I cant even disagree.
@@maxcardif9879 yeah. Like he actually used facts and logic to prove to the reader that Umbreon is fuckable, and it scares me.
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I usually dont kink shame but for this, I will make an exception.
Anyone remember when Latias kissed Ash? I know I do. That scene has been permanently implanted into my brain. A scene so invasive on my psyche that it has managed to dictate the course of events known as my life. Now I can't look at an anime character without wondering if that's their true form or not, if there lies something deeper underneath. I want. No, I need for it to be true. That Latias is hiding somewhere waiting to kiss someone again. Not a day goes by where I don't replay that forsaken scene in my head. Morning, noon, night. Exactly the same as I remembered, but still a little different each time. Latias, if you're reading this I want you to know that I love you and God I wish that were me.
Im still waiting for the confirmation or evidence of who actually kissed ash in that scene
This is the best comment here and I could not agree more.
Is that a copypasta?/if not, I agree. Latias is best girl.
@@ArkaSaurusRex218 nah its on the movie
I'm so glad yt algorithm has blessed me with your videos, at first I thought it's going to be another "haha look I'm being ironic" but no, you're very knowledgable and serious about the subjects you talk about, huge props, love all of your lectures!
"years of experience, out in the field, fu...fu...researching pokemons"
hmmmmmmmmmm
y'all be laughing but in the future Waifu Theory will be a real course our ancestors will be studying in University pursuing Bachelor's degree in Internet Culture
If anyone says "pass" to lopunny, you can yell with 100% confidence "LIAR!!!"
And youd be right.
I love this series, and love learning about waifus and stuff xP
Hahahahahha this is so fuqqing gold hahaha ty prof for educating us
Lapras has seen some things..
And that mr.mime part killed me
I'm starting to realize why the Professor wanted Ash to collect all 151 Pokemon...
Sorry Prof, I have to refute your ascertion that ladies don't like rough hands.
Also Milktank breastfeeding Meowth has scarred more than anything I've seen on r34.
Milftank
Lol
Well those tanks of milk need alot of milking and somebody needs to do the job, it's all in a days work for very cultured mewoths and experiend ''professors''
But professor, I object to the pikachu being as low as a B+ when, going back to what you said in the lesson, it’s smol, it’s plump, it’s thicc, you can hold it in your hands, that alone is enough to be a B+ I agree. However, it’s gnaw attack isn’t so much harmful and scraping as it is kinky. It’s essentially a heat-of-the-moment hickey. This brings us up to an A minus, at least. However, to add onto all of this, the Creme De la Creme, the Cherry on top of all of this, is it’s shock attack. It’s not gonna summon a lightning storm on you, it’s essentially giving you electric play while you’re already playing with it. It’s an electric cock ring and a thick, small, loving toy all in one. I’m also sure you can turn the voltage up and down to your liking. 10/10, absolutely deserves an A+.
I...you know what, I've heard and seen worse, carry on
Pikachu is just a more portable fleshlight
fleshlight fleshlight fleshlight
If I’m not supposed to breed Pokémon why are they so sexy?
Why does RUclips recommend me this shit
ur right tho
True facts!
_Lopunny cries in the corner_ "Oh God! Why am I so sexy!?"
@@Windrake101 I know the reference. Baby baby it’s okay it’s okay we love you for the way you are you don’t need to damn yourself for how hot you are.
If I see Lucario, its an absolute win for me. To even get a lucario, you have to evolve one from friendship which means she will love you more. And Lucario in fact understands human speech and senses your feelings 😳.
so true
I feel the desire to inform you of the wild Lucario out there that are existant without forming such a friendship with a trainer unless your implying that they were all abandoned. I understand what you mean for sure though, assuming you had it since it was a Riolu it will no doubt be one of your most trusted pokemon for sure and there would easily be a huge attachment, and based off the Lucario movie alone they are capable of human speech as well either using aura or psychic abilities. (Yes Lucarios actuaaally can use Psychic as well)
@@theshattered5936 indeed
Mr Mime is a man, he's just a human that likes being treated like a Pokemon
Does that makes Ash's mom a dominatrix?
The only reason Sir hasn't been banned from Twitch yet is because the moderators agree with his pokewaifu choices.
Btw, I'm pretty sure Ditto's face on pokemons it morphs into doesn't actually apply, since from what I can remember, it was only a quirk of one Ditto in the anime, and also since Dittos in the games don't have that face when using transform.
if the library of alexandria were still with us this would be a featured piece of media.
I say Mew deserves a good spot she is the queen of being able to transform, let’s not forget that ditto are failed clones of her.
I also will,put forth my theory that with mew’s transformation ability it’s not just being able to transform from one thing to another it’s also body manipulation. You want her to have a more humanoid body, she could do it. Plus think of the other possibilities, transforming body shapes, you want a lopunny cool, but what if you wanted a much thiccer lopunny? Boom she just increases the size of those thighs as part of the transformation ability.
Mew got no gender
@@samueelsyed Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
"Diary: Feb. 6
MEW gave birth.
We named the newborn MEWTWO."
@@samueelsyed Also Mew being the ancestor of almost all pokemon
No mewtwo was made out of a strand of mew DNA
@@samueelsyed Does not negate the fact that Mew has the genetic makeup and is the ancestor of almost all Pokemon. I say almost all cause Mew was created after Arceus created Palkia and Dialga Giratina. And it was through Mew that all pokemon were made. It even acknowledged this in one of the pokemon movies where it shows all the species of pokemon branching off of Mew
Sylveon
*doesn't elaborate*
*leaves*
Latias is great, she has all of what you mentioned (although the transformation is more an illusion). She is also a sweetheart and has loads of experience (being immortal will do that to you) however, if you do anything wrong to her, at all. You can count your minutes, which is at most 5. She has Latios, an overprotective big brother that can erase you from this plane of existence and you will feel all of that wrath heading toward you at mach 7.
Well, technically, Latias and Latios are suppose to become a mated pair to produce the next set of neon twins so, theoretically, you're already in trouble if you try to step in on their arranged engagement. But who can blame you?? Latias really is quality waifu material so itd make for good drama at least.
Ok, the killer queen tie makes it better.
i wish it was reasonable for one to make a comprehensive course on the sexual capabilities of every pokemon. if you like one of the more popular ones you have plenty of material to learn from, but things fall apart when your interests fall upon more niche mons. for example my main girl is simipour. "research" on such a species and those similar is few and far between, and an introductory analysis would expose more to their viability. as one man you can only do so much, we need an entire institution as to inform the public so that everyone can find their perfect pokemon partner
Says he's not a Jojo fan. Wears that tie. Of course, this is what they call a pro gamer move.
This morning he had 61k and i came back to check up on him and he legit has 100k! Totally deserved.
200k now
I've been a Ditto fan since I saw Shadman's comics about it. I still have those saved on my phone.
You belong with the Pokemon professors!
He'd make a good heir to Professor Harkness.
You had me with your dummy thicc Lopunny. I don't even know anything about Pokémon, but your videos just keep popping up in my recommendations and I can't stop myself from clicking on them.
Not one person said nine-tails and im disappointed
I’m def subbing now geezus this is comedic gold with educational lesson
Remember kids: *Digimon and Yo-kais can also be waifus.*
I cannot believe I have found this channel the youtube algorithm is really showing the best creators on my homepage.
I can't get over someone just asking when he called himself a living pokedex-"please don't hump a body pillow"
Ever since your classes have been recommended on my feed I’ve always been living such an enriched life filled with unparalleled knowledge. Thank you professor
Im so glad i found you professor! Ive got to binge your work now after this two parter. Although i must disagree about guardevor. 2 key reasons. 1st shes the empathy pokemon you feared her going through your mind but shes the milf she’ll understand for she truly empathize with your lopony lust cause with her trace ability shes drooling for lopony too. 2nd whats the most important thing in a relationship: communication, its not a problem she can read your mind its a gift plus psychic are the few species that have learned to speak human languages.
This is what I thought lol
2:51 his subconcious kicked in twice.
This man is really into pokemon.
I've learned so much since enrolling in Ligma University courses.
the ditto problem is fixed with mew. Mew learns transform and can therefore transform into ANYTHING (unlike latios who can only transform into a human) while being highly intelligent and sentient. Mew is by far the best pokewifu.
Finally, actual content on youtube
"I wanna be railed by onix" -bigjuiceboi in chat
I have no idea wtf I just stumbled into but I am so glad I did
This... This is science.
These videos are fucking hilarious
there are so many hot pokemon, my favorite is obviously Gardevoir but I gotta say I also dig Pheramosa, some people might be turned off by the fact that she's an 8 foot tall cockroach, but she's got a bit of a Dimitrescu vibe, and all her daughters were bugs.
He has rolled sleeves and a Killer Queen tie. What more proof do you need.
Ah, so hes into hands, it all makes sense now...
lopunny hit me with a text in the middle oof the night " hey trainer i'm in town" I can't say no
-professor lando 2021
i feel like theres more than one person boning ash's mom
glad the algorythm showed me this channel
man got the yoshikage kira tie
Today is truly a great day to stumble across such a gold mine of content
i mean, this might be one of the best vids i ever seen
Dear Professor, I must admit that your drawing skills outsmart mine by far
that kira tie is drippin'
Might I offer up the idea: "Meloetta". Multiple forms, really passionate. I would like to see where she falls on the line
Im so glad I found this channel this popped in my recommended and now I need more
I raise this point in defense of wooper consider: built in handlebars
what to know a really scary thought? even the female Mr Mimes are called Mr Mimes
"Perhaps room for two."
💀
Ohhh my my that’s spicy.
"Out in the field Fu- uh, Fuc- uh, researching pokemon"
I can't believe there was no mention of any gen 8 pokemon
This youtube format is the the most brilliant i have ever seen
Dude I saw you on TikTok and looked up your channel immediately, this shits so funny. Keep up the great work 👍🏻
What's funny from your point from your last video about Gardevoir. I feel like gardevoir would be more concerned about what i think since it's just be *Input Fax machine noises*
Hey Regigigas was good at the start of Gen 8 VGC because of Weezing. Oh wrong topic.
Still relevant, I can see slow start get in the way sometimes.
His reaction to Tsareena is golden
I know that Pokémon age independently from evolving, (There’s a Pokémon episode with an elderly Treecko.) but admittedly, there’s not really a reliable way to ID a Pokémon beyond when wrinkles start forming, or being there when they were recently hatched.
I suppose you could hypothetically contact another trainer who was there to confirm it. But even if both you and the Riolu were of age of moral consent… I wouldn’t imagine it would be worth the awkward conversation to figure it out.
No, riolu is a baby pokemon, it will evolve into a lucario when it gets old enough
ah yes, baby pokemon, the odd "special exception" when it comes to c*b themes. double standards abound!
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What we miss is that they may seem nice in cartoon form, they may be horrifying and dangerous in reality. Vaporeon would probably be more seal like without any frills and with blubber.
Latias is the best pokémon waifu. Cute plane.