I grew up Cajun Catholic. My mom was terrfying in her physical discipline. There was no "wait till your dad gets home." So I love your jokes, I totally understood everything.
Cajun here. Well - Cajun mom. My mom was left handed so she would backhand me all the way home from school while she drove with the other hand. And she was a teacher - so not only was she mad over whatever awful thing I did, I got the backhanding she couldn’t give every other eighth grader she saw every day.
Not true for me tho my Nona would in a joking way but no it didn’t get hit never it the reason cause my dad is italian my mum is Irish and my mum is the more scary and she doesn’t beat people
This is too perfect. I'm very Italian American and my mom's from Staten Island. The stories she told me about how my grandmother beat her and her brothers is forever fucked up and hilarious.
im Sicilian AND I RELATE SO MUCH TO THIS LMFAOOOOOOOOO it was one LOOK!!! one look or DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND. omgg this is hilarious my dad would wisper in my ear, my grandma would threaten me with a wooden spoon
A lot of this applies to Hispanics just the same. Both Mediterranean culture derived people. From an appearance perspective this guy can pass as Middle Eastern.
Many Italians in America look Middle Eastern because they are from south. The southerners do look ok Middle Eastern because both are Meditteranean. I went to north italy though and everybody looked typical French (not exotic)
He is not wrong however my family and I were not a traditional white family and we got the belt or wooden spoon. My older siblings got the worst of it and i learned real quick of what not to do to avoid the belt and wooden spoon. He is hilarious and I love it! Thanks for uploading.
I grew up in a Turkish family from the mediterranean sea area, but was born and raised in the Netherlands. I too found african american comedians the funniest.. Lawrence, Chappelle, Pryor, Bernie Mac, Chris Rock.. always laughed about the white people jokes, because american white people seemed to be similair to dutch white people. One time I was watching a bit of Murphy, or something else on a tv-show, I don't quite remember.. but the thing was that Italian-Americans were classified als white and that a black-american comedian or actor made fun of them the same way the comedians mentioned above did with actual white people. I never understood how Italian-Americans were generally seen as white people. As I said, I'm from a Turkish family and I learned about Italians through movies and series. Their physical appearances and mannerisms, family structure, etc. etc. always reminded me of my own culture. And I did find Italians, or specifically Sicilians, to look similair to Turks. In general Turks have black hair, brown eyes.. some are white-ish looking. Anyway, there's one time my mom and I were visiting family in Germany, so we were there to stay for at least a night. I misbehaved, but my mom couldn't do what she usually does, because we weren't going home soon. So she went to the bathroom, and told me to come with her. In the hallway she dragged me into a random bedroom, happend to be my cousin's, the pushed me on the bed, hold me down with one knee as she was searching for a sock to stuff in my mouth. After that she pinched en punched me for misbehaving. Told me to shut the fuck up and don't let anybody know what just happened.
Yea I don’t think it makes sense to group Western Europeans in with Mediterranean Europeans- who generally have more in common with a non European such as a Turk or Arab. But to be fair, plenty of ‘white’ kids get beaten too. My family’s Turkish and I didn’t get beaten growing up, but my English friend did
My 100% Sicilian grandma beat my uncle with a thick wooden spoon so hard it broke. She never hit them with a spoon again, and then my mom was born, so that explains a lot.
In the past some parents used to be more hard. Nothing to do with being Italian. This guy family is just violent. I'm sorry about that but for sure that's not an Italian thing not funny.
My mother’s go-to threat was always “if you don’t knock it off I’m gonna hang you by your toenails.” My grandmother just had a fat diamond ring she’d slap your mouth with. But for the big man it was just “I’m gonna call your father” which was enough of a lightning rod to fix scoliosis.
Americans with distant Italian ancestors are not Italian themselves. Your culture is clearly foreign from us Italians and clearly American, down with obsession with racial classifications. Also I'm sorry if you grew up in a violent family but that doesn't mean an entire nationality of people (that said family has some far ancestors from) has to be brought to account.
@@jake-qn3tl A person is ethnically Italian if he is culturally Italian and if he can speak the language (this guy is neither of the two) genetics are just a small part of what constituites and ethnicity, despite the American obsession with that. Deal with it.
I grew up Cajun Catholic. My mom was terrfying in her physical discipline. There was no "wait till your dad gets home." So I love your jokes, I totally understood everything.
Cajun here. Well - Cajun mom. My mom was left handed so she would backhand me all the way home from school while she drove with the other hand.
And she was a teacher - so not only was she mad over whatever awful thing I did, I got the backhanding she couldn’t give every other eighth grader she saw every day.
Your mix of great material, reactions and physical comedy is on another level😆🙏
Wow thanks so much Greg!!
I came over from Mateo's channel. So glad he had you on.. You are hysterical! Great set! I am a fan
You new here - Go listen to “If Drake was Italian.”
Every single kid of Italian ancestry, everywhere in the world, know large wooden cooking spoons primary use it NOT for cooking.
Yes 🙌 🥄
Not true for me tho my Nona would in a joking way but no it didn’t get hit never it the reason cause my dad is italian my mum is Irish and my mum is the more scary and she doesn’t beat people
Not as frightening as the heat-seekers house slippers. They'd follow you in every corner of the whole world.
That huge one hanging above the stove with the big ass spoon.
I like this dude like a Italian love child of captain America and Wolverine
This is too perfect. I'm very Italian American and my mom's from Staten Island. The stories she told me about how my grandmother beat her and her brothers is forever fucked up and hilarious.
im Sicilian AND I RELATE SO MUCH TO THIS LMFAOOOOOOOOO it was one LOOK!!! one look or DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND. omgg this is hilarious my dad would wisper in my ear, my grandma would threaten me with a wooden spoon
I've had the pullover beating...
….and don’t make her look over again☠️
A lot of this applies to Hispanics just the same. Both Mediterranean culture derived people. From an appearance perspective this guy can pass as Middle Eastern.
Many Italians in America look Middle Eastern because they are from south. The southerners do look ok Middle Eastern because both are Meditteranean. I went to north italy though and everybody looked typical French (not exotic)
This is spot on and totally sums up my family in a nutshell 😂 your jokes are awesome and I totally understood everything as well 😂
Been watching you for so long now hahaaaa i feel i can vouce for ya 😂 Great set! But seriously watching you develop over the years has been awesome
He is not wrong however my family and I were not a traditional white family and we got the belt or wooden spoon. My older siblings got the worst of it and i learned real quick of what not to do to avoid the belt and wooden spoon. He is hilarious and I love it! Thanks for uploading.
I grew up in a Turkish family from the mediterranean sea area, but was born and raised in the Netherlands.
I too found african american comedians the funniest.. Lawrence, Chappelle, Pryor, Bernie Mac, Chris Rock.. always laughed about the white people jokes, because american white people seemed to be similair to dutch white people.
One time I was watching a bit of Murphy, or something else on a tv-show, I don't quite remember.. but the thing was that Italian-Americans were classified als white and that a black-american comedian or actor made fun of them the same way the comedians mentioned above did with actual white people. I never understood how Italian-Americans were generally seen as white people.
As I said, I'm from a Turkish family and I learned about Italians through movies and series. Their physical appearances and mannerisms, family structure, etc. etc. always reminded me of my own culture. And I did find Italians, or specifically Sicilians, to look similair to Turks. In general Turks have black hair, brown eyes.. some are white-ish looking.
Anyway, there's one time my mom and I were visiting family in Germany, so we were there to stay for at least a night. I misbehaved, but my mom couldn't do what she usually does, because we weren't going home soon. So she went to the bathroom, and told me to come with her. In the hallway she dragged me into a random bedroom, happend to be my cousin's, the pushed me on the bed, hold me down with one knee as she was searching for a sock to stuff in my mouth. After that she pinched en punched me for misbehaving. Told me to shut the fuck up and don't let anybody know what just happened.
Yea I don’t think it makes sense to group Western Europeans in with Mediterranean Europeans- who generally have more in common with a non European such as a Turk or Arab. But to be fair, plenty of ‘white’ kids get beaten too. My family’s Turkish and I didn’t get beaten growing up, but my English friend did
😂😂😂😂 Italy loves you Mr D'Alessandro😂😂, you killed me 😂😂😂. Huge respect from Italy
You 100% from new jersey mate
Italian moms have spoons...also my ma used to hand us a phone and go "you ready for CPS's number??" 🤭
My 100% Sicilian grandma beat my uncle with a thick wooden spoon so hard it broke. She never hit them with a spoon again, and then my mom was born, so that explains a lot.
Are you sure she wasn't 94% Sicilian?
In the past some parents used to be more hard. Nothing to do with being Italian. This guy family is just violent. I'm sorry about that but for sure that's not an Italian thing not funny.
My mother’s go-to threat was always “if you don’t knock it off I’m gonna hang you by your toenails.”
My grandmother just had a fat diamond ring she’d slap your mouth with.
But for the big man it was just “I’m gonna call your father” which was enough of a lightning rod to fix scoliosis.
Omg I just laughed so hard, I’ve heard the hand you by your toenails from my parents too, lmaooooo
And “I’m gunna call your father” omg
6:34 this is so fkin true.
What he said about being Italian in church at 100% right
luv him
Does this dudes family own that cheesesteak spot in Philly with the same name as his last name?
My guy is wear bell-bottom pants lol
Dude looks like Ezio
I have a cousin named Ezio 😂
Hilarious
Black African Americans love to say white Italians lmao
Why do u think that is
Americans with distant Italian ancestors are not Italian themselves. Your culture is clearly foreign from us Italians and clearly American, down with obsession with racial classifications.
Also I'm sorry if you grew up in a violent family but that doesn't mean an entire nationality of people (that said family has some far ancestors from) has to be brought to account.
Dude this comedian is obviously Italian. Just look at him. Stop being bitter.
@@jake-qn3tl Nah he is just an American with some Italian ancestors, who just try to perpetuate some old American stereotypes about southern Italians.
@@Cignallo1789 He's fully ethnically Italian. Deal with it.
@@jake-qn3tl A person is ethnically Italian if he is culturally Italian and if he can speak the language (this guy is neither of the two) genetics are just a small part of what constituites and ethnicity, despite the American obsession with that. Deal with it.
@@Cignallo1789 Nah, it's people whose ancestors lived in the Mediterranean for thousands of years. Deal with it.
YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. YOU ARE AMERICAN. ITALIANS ARE THE ONES FROM ITALY
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What a dopey comment
The screen name explains it
Yes he’s Italian America, but we identify with our culture of origin
@@tomzadvydas1758 Their culture of origin is America
@@Queerz4Palesteinyou mad bro?
Was this supposed to be funny??? What were they laughing at??? And STOP with that "white??" BS
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😂 damn u are bitter
The wooden spoon...
Oh yeah….and she wasn’t chasing anything she paid for 🫣🥴