You know, even without the comedy I find this song to be cool. "Rise up, stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall" sounds like it could go well on a power metal chorus.
This comment was from 9 years ago as of writing this reply, I am just doing this so that you can see this again and have nostalgia hopefully. Have a good day.
And secrets are like margerine their Easy to spread but harder to clean off your pants and once that stain is scene Everyone knows I've been sticking my dick in the fridge what nothing secrets thanks guys thank you sammy j and randy everyone
For some reason RUclips has created an auto-generated list with this song and lots of Sanny J & Randy songs in it. The title of the list? "Children's Music"
🎵”Rock paper scissors?”🎵 Very hilarious and very true line of music. I love Randy’s reaction after: “Well that’s funny, isn’t it. Look at that.” And to the audience in personal anger: “IT’S PAPER OR NOTHING!” Love the detail that he is aware that he is a puppet.
I'm pretty deep into the Sammy J and Randy blackhole and I've noticed that there are a whole lot of individual sketches that are also in the duo's show "Bin Night". Does anyone know what preceded what? Is bin night a compilation of their finer moments or are their finer moments all taken from bin night? I need to know?!
A few of these songs (like REM and secrets) were thrown together for Bin Night that toured in Australia in 2011, but 2011 - 2016 they went around to places like Oxfam to perform some of their separate songs like this, creating a few more songs and doing a few more tours and specials on the way
I forgot what video I'd opened while I was waiting for this to load and get through the ads, and the comments were really confusing and disturbing. As soon as they video played, and I remembered what it was, I was like "Oh yeah that makes sense, pretty normal tbf."
I can't be the only one who notest that most of Randy's secrets are literal crimes? "Traied with the Taliban" "I spreed salmonella" "I slap ugly children" No?
Can someone explain if randy is controlled by someone else and also make the jokes who is sammy J, or is he the voice of randy and the other guy is the puppeteer but sammy doesn’t sound the same as randy
"I slept with your grandma!"
"I slept with my grandmother too"
Wait a minute
r/HolUp
The clap back but you didn't think all the way through.
“Sweet Home Alabama”
Ayo
You know, even without the comedy I find this song to be cool.
"Rise up, stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall" sounds like it could go well on a power metal chorus.
I also agree
Sabaton could make use of that line pretty well i think...
Definitely sounds like something Andrew wk would write (seriously check out his new stuff I recommend "everybody sins")
@@basian7365 A fellow man of culture I see.
Frick yeah
Honestly if they genuinely sang a song together I would pay for it
They did? A whole album. "Sammy J and Randy's Difficult First Album" - it includes this track
I just wanna know if during the record if randy sang with or without the puppet
@@Dabigboii knowing heath's sense of humor he probably did
Most likely as he's said he and Randy are 2 diffrent people.
@@ashleysharkey6406I think they mean like a song cover type thing
One of my favorite songs from Sammy J & Randy, priceless.
wonder if it still is
This comment was from 9 years ago as of writing this reply, I am just doing this so that you can see this again and have nostalgia hopefully. Have a good day.
They harmonize soo well
3:20 I am such a child but the way he says it and points kills me
Fr 🤣🤣🤣
And secrets are like margerine their
Easy to spread but harder to clean off your pants and once that stain is scene Everyone knows I've been sticking my dick in the fridge what nothing secrets thanks guys thank you sammy j and randy everyone
Same
Everyone knows I’ve been sticking my dick in the fridge fucking great 😂😂😂
After 5 years and its still amazing
Still amazing after 7?
@@DCsasquatch you know it
@@leonahafstrom4142 it’s aging like wine
@@DCsasquatch update 9 years later it’s still fire
@@SEISOKEGA agreed
Wish I could've seen this live!! xD
You ain't the only one
Same
Same
2023 they're performing they're 50 year show
@@traxbun THEIR WHAT
"There are Nazi's who would not believe what I've done"
“Well my secrets are massive”
@@LP004 I bet I've got more!
2Scribble I’m a secret machine!
Phew, not just me then.
how did you not see star wars
Love the Sammy J and Randy harmonies on this one
2022 here, looking for laughter in this ocean of misery.
Turns out the old ones are still the best ones
“I dabble in arson”
Me too funny purple man ;)
I feel like Randy has better secrets
Randy’s secrets are bad, while Sammy’s are just plain rude
@@mentalforge728
‘I slap ugly children’
-Randy
@@mentalforge728 " I trained with the Taliban"
-Randy
Sammy: Hasn't seen star wars
Randy: Trains with the Taliban and does arson
I feel sure that it's deliberate - a puppet can get away with saying certain things much more than a person
3:20 is just so god damn good 🤣🤣😂
It’s perfect
🎶 Everyone knows I’ve been sticking my dick in the fridge 🎶
How does this have such little views, I was laughing so hard 🤣
Why did youtube reccomend me this in a playlist labeled "children's music"
Puppets
Because RUclips’s system is the real joke.
@@trinityriordan2943 Can't agree more
Their voices are amazing
This one is amazing, the harmonies, the tempo and key switches, the crafty lyrics, simply amazing!
This song is so good, and the comedy is a perfect touch
“Rock paper scissors?” Well that’s funny look at that *flaps hands* it’s paper or nothing.
Yes we all fucking saw the video
@@joakim2437 You must be fun at parties. Play nice. They didn't do nothing to you
Possibly the best collaboration I've ever seen.
One of the few comedians that can actually make me laugh
Downloaded the album. Fair to say it was the best thing Amazon music has ever done
I want this song to be made. This just needs to be full song on yt!!
Is it on Amazon?
This is actually one of my favorite songs
Don’t know why but I’ve been watching this on repeat for the past two weeks
Weird yet oddly touching love ballad...
Think u got the wrong vid
Maybe sammy j and Randy a ballad
Binge watching all the randy content I can before the live show Thursday. 🔥🔥
"I dabble in arson" is probably the worst one
Hmm, idk, Randy saying he trained with the Taliban...
I'm not so sure about that one, Sammy said he never seen Star Wars
Speaks to me.
It’s important to keep in mind he’s only a casual arsonist, though.
@@LoganRexusah yes as opposed to *professional arsonists*
This is my second favorite of their songs after “Soon You’ll Be Dead”.
Randy's dance at the beginning is great lol
For some reason RUclips has created an auto-generated list with this song and lots of Sanny J & Randy songs in it.
The title of the list? "Children's Music"
I dabble in arson….. is that safe for a puppet? 😂
I just found this and its just gold
🎵”Rock paper scissors?”🎵 Very hilarious and very true line of music. I love Randy’s reaction after: “Well that’s funny, isn’t it. Look at that.” And to the audience in personal anger: “IT’S PAPER OR NOTHING!” Love the detail that he is aware that he is a puppet.
A person I love very much showed me this and I just came for more I like it a lot.
Soooooo GREAT live :')
I'm pretty deep into the Sammy J and Randy blackhole and I've noticed that there are a whole lot of individual sketches that are also in the duo's show "Bin Night". Does anyone know what preceded what? Is bin night a compilation of their finer moments or are their finer moments all taken from bin night? I need to know?!
A few of these songs (like REM and secrets) were thrown together for Bin Night that toured in Australia in 2011, but 2011 - 2016 they went around to places like Oxfam to perform some of their separate songs like this, creating a few more songs and doing a few more tours and specials on the way
Bin Night was a coherent story for 60-90 mins with all the songs in it.
Then they started playing the songs in the 3-5min segments for comedy specials
This lives rent free in my head ❤️🤣
3:21 he says it like he actually does that
How do you know if he does?
From Ohio in the USA I need a full show to watch of this!
This started off like a bloody Blind Guardian song. Fucking love this stuff!
Brilliant!!
here from lolathon's video, love the song
Dude iv been looking for a comment like this. 🤣🤣🤣. I have his video paused right now just to find the meme.
Same lol
0:35 chaotic energy
I think this was the first thing I ever saw Randy in, when it aired on TV all those years ago.
You gotta have some major balls to reveal secrets like those! 🤣😂
This is a treasure
This song sounds so good
2:25 Chris-Chan challenge
Lolathon brought me here.
honestly though the tune is so good tho
Wild how this is not mentioned more. The "serious" part is so good.
Love Sammy J
why is no one talking about
"I slept with your grandma"
"I slept with my grandmother too"
To be fair, I also slept with his grandma. Gran gets around.
@@bragr_ no no stop there
amazing
You guys should be more noticed!
Flawless
Randy looks so young in this skit. Jeez, how time flies.
Best song ever
I have recommended this video to literally all my friends....they can cut the crap and say they watch it because I can see the fucking views
I want to learn the piano part from 0:38 to 0:50 someone please tell me how to learn it. PLEASE
VJ Mlem im pretty sure people aren’t just gonna magical Identify the notes and write them down at the speed he is playing.
Well first you buy a piano, then you --- Sorry what was the question?
They are comedy geniuses
Can someone make a 1 hour version of this 😂😂🤣😂
still fucking great
Honestly if a historian found this in a DVD put in a time capsule, wtf would he think!
I saw the top of puppeteers head, I win at life
0:25 idk why, but i love this joke, its just true. XD
thats a vibe
"It's paper or nothing!"
I trained with the taliban....wait what
Traded*
He also dabbles in arson...
I forgot what video I'd opened while I was waiting for this to load and get through the ads, and the comments were really confusing and disturbing. As soon as they video played, and I remembered what it was, I was like "Oh yeah that makes sense, pretty normal tbf."
Funny thing about this it the big one. What it musical, rock, paper and scissor i wear shoes
More pixels would be nice lol
The longer u watch the wierder it gets😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ah yes
The first song on a mix called
"Children's Music"
I can't be the only one who notest that most of Randy's secrets are literal crimes?
"Traied with the Taliban"
"I spreed salmonella"
"I slap ugly children"
No?
"My day of judgment has a-ved!"
And everyone knows I've been sticking my dick in the fridge classic
i can relate
Can you add a dash between the words “Randy” and “Secrets,” please?
Well, they have colorful lives
I was recommended this wayyy too late
almost a decade late
Nice
This has so little comments I can read them all(65 comments)
0:13
Can someone explain if randy is controlled by someone else and also make the jokes who is sammy J, or is he the voice of randy and the other guy is the puppeteer but sammy doesn’t sound the same as randy
Is this on Spotify pls I need to know it's so good
0:39 song
Apparently youtube put this in a "children's songs" music playlist
Why does the piano sound like a anime intro yoo it’s beautiful make in to Chinese song
How does randy look even more like a Muppet then than he does now?
Well that explains a lolathon joke now
3:21
I don't think they actually said what their big secret is
wy is there a part mising
People commenting about "real music" like Weird Al Yankovich and his predecessors didn't prove comedy music is legitimate in its own right.
Why do I entertain the idea these two are covering for one only bloke?
This music sounds familiar. Is this a parody of something else
Hmmm, for some reason it kept reminding me of 'total eclipse of the heart'...
Is this question a parody of something else?
Oh, that’s where Lolathon got that song. Cool.
I like how Sammy J has rather plain secrets while Randy has secrets where he commited crimes or worse.
Sammy J: "I slept with my grandma too"
Rather plain secrets, you say? 😅
@@FFKonoko Yep
I think it was surely a deliberate choice - a puppet can get away with more than a person after all
Kinda weird seeing Randy before plastic surgery.