Minecraft IRL: Pickaxe = Horrible Weapon

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  • @u1849ka
    @u1849ka 4 года назад +1975

    "I mean, sure, you could just swing a pickaxe into someone's face... but people tend to see that coming." -Skyrim

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 4 года назад +163

      *cue montage of god like bodied mad man massacring people by swinging a pickaxe into their faces*

    • @python1972
      @python1972 4 года назад +7

      Is this a quote from a video?

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 года назад +57

      Unless your name is Trotsky, then you didn't see it coming

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 4 года назад +58

      Skyrim is one of the most brokenEST games ever created . It's alive due to the generously artistic talents of our modding community ,for without them BGS would be trash ,like the games they make .Without modders there is no Bethesda or Todd .

    • @jordandonaghey
      @jordandonaghey 4 года назад +12

      3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 I think it's from someone in Cidhna Mine.

  • @billyoldman9209
    @billyoldman9209 4 года назад +1031

    I see, so the pickaxe was designed for sneaky assassins to smash the heads of their sleeping targets in the night. Because they are not moving, and one hit is devastating enough.

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 4 года назад +103

      The Romans found pickaxes to extremely effective against Elephants and guys sporting hapazardly made plate armor

    • @chaosvolt
      @chaosvolt 4 года назад +169

      Ah yes, the dwarven ninja.

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 4 года назад +54

      You're a pretty pathetic assassin if you need a friggin pickaxe to get the job done on a sleeping target.

    • @billyoldman9209
      @billyoldman9209 4 года назад +36

      @Sam Bowling Alley Wasn't that an icepick? Also his assassin wasn't very sneaky and messed up, so Trotsky died only days later.

    • @johncrowerdoe5527
      @johncrowerdoe5527 4 года назад +21

      @Sam Bowling Alley I doubt the Trotsky assassin was a random low level recruit. Trotsky was a top level target ousted from a top job by Stalin. The assassin allegedly spent years gaining Trotsky's trust before getting a perfect chance.

  • @jacobbalensiefer3846
    @jacobbalensiefer3846 4 года назад +341

    I was so inspired by this I went out back and dug a hole with my broadsword.

    • @ll2240
      @ll2240 4 года назад +8

      The BRROOOWDSOOOWWDDDD

    • @hocuspocus3256
      @hocuspocus3256 4 года назад +3

      I just punched my trees into blocks!

    • @scottvarley3823
      @scottvarley3823 4 года назад +1

      Jacob Balensiefer lol

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 4 года назад +793

    How to confuse a dwarf:
    Present him with two shovels and ask him to take his pick.

  • @sirapple2406
    @sirapple2406 4 года назад +1839

    you should make a video on punching with gauntlets, somehow, nobody's made one yet.

    • @nasserfirelordarts6574
      @nasserfirelordarts6574 4 года назад +45

      Oh that'd be amazing

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +57

      The best zombie weapon is an ice axe.

    • @DrakkarCalethiel
      @DrakkarCalethiel 4 года назад +59

      Now after you mentioned it, why did nobody do a vid sbout this! The only thing I know from experience is that you can punch through 14mm chipboard if you have thick leather gloves under them.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 года назад +94

      I know that in the middle ages a monk got bitchslapped by a knight wearing a gauntlet and he died of the injury!
      Adding 1kg to your hand/fist is no joke when it comes to punching. The rest of the armor also ads to the momentum...

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 4 года назад +14

      @@SuperMurray2009
      Nah, brush saw is the best - aside from the noise, reliance on fuel, and the splattering zombie of course

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz 4 года назад +384

    BREAKING NEWS: Tool meant for striking the earth is only good at striking the earth.

    • @samueltaillant8825
      @samueltaillant8825 4 года назад +22

      EXCEPT if you are Shovel Knight

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 4 года назад +12

      The Fins used it to disable T-34s and destroy them. So that's debatable.

    • @redsoldier7220
      @redsoldier7220 4 года назад +28

      Tanks are just big slow hard rocks

    • @andresmartinez8644
      @andresmartinez8644 4 года назад +52

      @@redsoldier7220 your comment suggest the existence of fast rocks and I'm terrified

    • @stolenusername860
      @stolenusername860 4 года назад +16

      Meteors.

  • @jeremyhulbert3343
    @jeremyhulbert3343 4 года назад +768

    Your edge alignment on the overhead shovel attack was WAY off, bro. You need more practice in historical shovel combat

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 года назад +66

      As an ex soldier I can firmly say swinging a shovel is entirely different from other ad hoc weapons. So much the weaponized variants balance more like axes than as the tool variants hardware stores carry.

    • @jeremyhulbert3343
      @jeremyhulbert3343 4 года назад +42

      @@clothar23 Jackie Chan: Shovels are difficult ad hoc weapons?
      Breaks out a step ladder

    • @drakonyanazkar
      @drakonyanazkar 4 года назад +31

      @@jeremyhulbert3343 a step ladder is when your stairs marry a ladder?

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 4 года назад +40

      *Inb4 Shovel knight approves this comment*

    • @personofnoimportance5590
      @personofnoimportance5590 4 года назад +1

      Omg i burst laughing so hard

  • @assasir2905
    @assasir2905 4 года назад +915

    I am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

  • @camrendavis6650
    @camrendavis6650 4 года назад +795

    Come on Skal let's be real, this ain't no analysis. You only made this video just you could show off that sweet pickaxe

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 4 года назад +50

      Skal should make "sword polish ASMR with a modern viking raider"

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +5

      The best zombie weapon is an ice axe.

    • @josephburchanowski4636
      @josephburchanowski4636 4 года назад +1

      @@SuperMurray2009 No, the best zombie weapon is a Dyson Beam.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 года назад +1

      @@josephburchanowski4636
      Best zombie weapon his your hands

    • @filxie
      @filxie 4 года назад +1

      L0ST S0UL The best zombie weapon is the thunder gun

  • @sonofbelz
    @sonofbelz 4 года назад +664

    Yeah pickaxes weren't the best for combat... horseman's picks however (based on the pickaxe, kind of a mix between mace and pickaxe) when paired with a horse were pretty devastating during the hundred years war. Great for dismounting other horsemen and fucking up armor.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 года назад +78

      Arent horsemans picks just extra pointy warhammers?

    • @mailais3403
      @mailais3403 4 года назад +149

      @@Ezekiel_Allium And warhammers are just extra large and elongated pommel

    • @sonofbelz
      @sonofbelz 4 года назад +79

      @@Ezekiel_Allium Well by that logic isn't a sword just a knife with a really long blade?

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 года назад +28

      @@sonofbelz compare a historical warhammer to a horsemans pick. the difference is significantly less than knife to sword lol. This is like being all uppity and trying to say a falcata and a kopis arent basically the same thing.
      Plus my main point was the horsemans pick comes from a warhammer, and not a pickaxe

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 года назад +22

      @@mailais3403 so what you're saying a pickaxe is just a mining pommel? I like the cut of your jib son

  • @StabStabMan
    @StabStabMan 4 года назад +125

    Imagine being Skal's neighbour and seeing him meticulously sharpening a pickaxe and then practicing murder with it.

    • @KittStone
      @KittStone 4 года назад +3

      Polishing*
      (Sorry)

  • @SkyTowerKurogane
    @SkyTowerKurogane 4 года назад +455

    I mean, If it's a zombie, it wouldn't dodge, and having a pickaxe against a zombie, I would argue its better than being unarmed.

    • @SKy_the_Thunder
      @SKy_the_Thunder 4 года назад +65

      It's moving though, constantly shambling about and grabbing at you. Pretty hard to get a well-aimed swing in because by the time you got the pickaxe moving for one spot, it has likely already changed directions.

    • @titanashinsuke1901
      @titanashinsuke1901 4 года назад +25

      @@SKy_the_Thunder nah

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 года назад +54

      @@titanashinsuke1901 well structured argument

    • @titanashinsuke1901
      @titanashinsuke1901 4 года назад +20

      @@Ezekiel_Allium yes

    • @titanashinsuke1901
      @titanashinsuke1901 4 года назад +15

      @Kit Wilson Minecraft is in the title

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 4 года назад +40

    I mean, it _is_ a weapon designed for killing rocks.

    • @BlurryDoggo
      @BlurryDoggo 4 года назад +2

      Rock lives matter too!

    • @borisboris1258
      @borisboris1258 4 года назад +2

      [ ] Animal
      [ ] Vegetable
      [X] Mineral

    • @PixelRyzl
      @PixelRyzl 4 года назад

      @@BlurryDoggo no

  • @danielalexander8402
    @danielalexander8402 4 года назад +10

    I was not expecting the restoration bit at the beginning. It makes me appreciate the venue all the more.

  • @normang3668
    @normang3668 4 года назад +64

    Skall: "Hey Zombie, can I pick your brain for a moment?"

  • @Lulink013
    @Lulink013 4 года назад +56

    To be fair, if you were fighting a slow and very resilient zombie, a slow and devastating pickaxe blow might do the trick.

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 года назад +7

      Unless there is more then 1...

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 года назад +1

      @@benjaminfitzgerald2037 This is why a Classic Longsword is the answer

    • @insertname1667
      @insertname1667 4 года назад +2

      @Benjamin Fitzgerald though arguably the best way to use it in my opinion wouldn't to be to swing it at a standing zombie like you would with a conventional weapon, but rather use the pickaxe to control the zombie's movements until you can knock it over and then swing at its head.

    • @insertname1667
      @insertname1667 4 года назад +1

      @Benjamin Fitzgerald a golf like swing would probably do the job if you had a zombie pinned on it's back/belly, and aren't sure about your aim or are tired, just let that mass do the job (or simply push the pick down until it pierces what needs to be pierced). Though yeah I'd prefer something else but given how it's easier to get hold of something like a pickaxe, sledgehammer or splitting axe than it is for anything else (besides cricket bats but I'd argue they're an awful choice like a baseball bat would be) what with the UK being rather restrictive with this sort of stuff.

  • @eiskalteshandchen9036
    @eiskalteshandchen9036 4 года назад +190

    Hm, just asking: how effective would this be against a armoured zombie? For example one with a helmet? ;) But got the point - clumsy "weapon"

    • @davidmeer9890
      @davidmeer9890 4 года назад +9

      The effect of the pick deflecting off the target would only get amplified

    • @tobediv
      @tobediv 4 года назад +4

      you better strike fucking true because a sheer hit will probably take the pick right from your hands, but y'know WAAARRRRR PICCCKKKKK

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 4 года назад +4

      @@davidmeer9890 sharpened appropriately it may make a decent tool for piercing armor, not in a fight against an active combatant however. Either as a killing blow to an otherwise defeated fighter or perhaps in a coordinated effort with other fighters who are occupying the knights attention.

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +4

      The best zombie weapon is an ice axe.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 года назад +2

      @@SuperMurray2009 Maybe, but not the one with a barbed edge. Last thing you would want is for your weapon to get stuck in a zombie. Maybe the traditional swiss iceaxes would be better than the modern ones.

  • @nunyaasher7402
    @nunyaasher7402 4 года назад +156

    "Better as a tool, not a weapon." Yeah, that's the point. The Pickaxe does less damage than the Sword in the actual game. You do close to as much damage melee.

  • @comradeviper4054
    @comradeviper4054 4 года назад +6

    The assassination of Leon Trotsky by Ramón Mercade.
    - Augst 20, 1940 colourized

  • @theultimatefreak666
    @theultimatefreak666 4 года назад +102

    What about armor-breaking capabilities? I mean hitting iron ore is definitely closer to hitting steel-plates than to hitting flesh and bones. I guess trying it out would be a waste of armor though

    • @TheArchaos
      @TheArchaos 4 года назад +25

      If the head could be made of proper tool steel, shaped and tempered to best penetrate armour I suspect the pickaxe would penetrate plate armour. Even if it didn't penetrate, the swing hit true and the foe didn't dodge the sheer force alone would be more than able to crack some ribs or maybe even cave in the chest cavity.
      If it did penetrate, depending where it penetrated, it would be maybe 10-15 cm of steel stuck inside the chest cavity - that'll ruin anyone's day.

    • @prismaticc_abyss
      @prismaticc_abyss 4 года назад +12

      @@TheArchaos i think the lucerce works better for that purpose. Its git way nor reach, doesnt way as much and a more specialized Head for armor piercing. Also it can thrust.

    • @SKy_the_Thunder
      @SKy_the_Thunder 4 года назад +16

      It obliterates armor just like anything else it hits. A bit of sheet metal won't hold up to a heavy chunk of steel like that, especially since the area of impact is pretty small for the mass behind it.
      *If* it hits, that is. While armor makes it a little bit harder to dodge, the windup needed for an aimed swing with the pickaxe will give any opponent enough time to step out of the way. And with that much mass you can't even redirect mid-swing.

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 4 года назад +11

      And this is how the warpick is born.
      Still not as good as an unscrewed pommel!

    • @LordFhalkyn
      @LordFhalkyn 4 года назад +11

      A Horseman's Pick or War Hammer is better. Same result, but it's actually better balanced for combat.
      Because in combat, an opponent isn't going to do you the kindness of standing still so you can aim and swing.

  • @businessgoose8931
    @businessgoose8931 3 года назад +3

    Softly under breath: *Technoblade killed someone with a pickaxe*

  • @semi-useful5178
    @semi-useful5178 4 года назад +10

    "Shovel is better" happy Kriegsman noises intensify.

  • @waylonkurts3938
    @waylonkurts3938 4 года назад +78

    The pickaxe has too much mass, and to be very effective with it you have to line up a very specific point to deliver the damage. Worse than a sword, but better than nothing!

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 4 года назад +3

      A mattock would be better, more so if the adze side is cut off, but then it would become an axe

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +2

      The best zombie weapon is an ice axe.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 4 года назад +11

      @@SuperMurray2009 are you gonna say that in practically every comment thread?

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +1

      @@DH-xw6jp Pretty much. It's a better pickaxe In a sense

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 4 года назад

      @@SuperMurray2009 its not the best tho

  • @lockwoan01
    @lockwoan01 2 года назад +1

    Shovel Knight called - he wants you to do an in-depth video on the noble use of shovels as weapons.

  • @raphlvlogs271
    @raphlvlogs271 4 года назад +73

    the pickaxe handle would have been a more reasonable weapon than an actual pickaxe.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 года назад +1

      Or just hold the severed head like a bar mace.

    • @graveperil2169
      @graveperil2169 4 года назад +14

      pickaxe handle is a fairly common weapon in the UK until baseball bats became more common

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +2

      The best zombie weapon is an ice axe.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 года назад +1

      @@graveperil2169 Same for Germany. However, machetes have become very common now... My former neighbour once ran down in the middle of the to silence the one that dared to wake him up... He was only wearing some night shirt and his wife was the one that dragged him back in, thus preventing any serious incident.

    • @dreadthemadsmith
      @dreadthemadsmith 4 года назад +2

      I agree.

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT 4 года назад +14

    One hit with the pic just shattered his neck AND literally split his skull open ._.
    Is that what would happen if we were able to use fantasy hammers?

  • @Hardrada_129
    @Hardrada_129 4 года назад +10

    "Pickaxes are bad in a fight."
    Well someone hasn't seen My Bloody Valentine.

    • @silverswordsmith5424
      @silverswordsmith5424 4 года назад +5

      Well, to be fair, brutally slaughtering unarmed and defenseless people isn't much of a fight.

    • @NeapolitanApe
      @NeapolitanApe 4 года назад +1

      The band?

  • @leppeppel
    @leppeppel 4 года назад +10

    Skall is Shovel Knight: CONFIRMED

  • @snorgonofborkkad
    @snorgonofborkkad 4 года назад +105

    It would be more effective to just take the ax part off and use the handle as a club.

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 4 года назад +3

      The best zombie weapon is an ice axe.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 4 года назад

      @@SuperMurray2009 eh a sword would be better. Zombie = human. Why would we need to assume weapons that were extremely effective against humans are suddenly useless?

    • @mresturk9336
      @mresturk9336 4 года назад

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 Swords would be less useful against zombies as only a head strike that punctures the brain from most swords would be effective. As opposed to living human in which case any well landed sword cut/stab will inflict a nasty bleeding wound. Weapons good at blunt trauma on the other hand are better at destroying the head, shattering limbs or knocking the zombie over, making them a more versatile against zombies than swords.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 4 года назад +4

      @@mresturk9336 just lop their defenceless heads off. Besides, how will you end you zombies rightly with an axe or mace?

    • @PassiveMarmelade
      @PassiveMarmelade 4 года назад

      Or just use wield it by the axe part if you're in a sudden need for it. I don't know how clumsy / dangerous it would be though

  • @onebackzach
    @onebackzach 4 года назад +4

    Hey Skall, for future reference, my favorite way to clean up the surface of rusty tools is either an overnight soak in dilluted white vinegar followed by steel wool, or just use an angle grinder with a knotted wire wheel and skip the vinegar. Doing it one of those ways leaves the patina and surface texture, but gets rid of the rust. I recommend wearing full face protection if you use the grinder because little pieces of wire can break off and go flying

  • @simonwilliamnoelmurray9179
    @simonwilliamnoelmurray9179 4 года назад +45

    Digging their heads before digging their graves

  • @Gravewhisper
    @Gravewhisper 4 года назад +70

    "took a bit of work to fix it up." Skal proving he's a real Canadian by playing down the many hours he put into it. :D

    • @adammac.1342
      @adammac.1342 4 года назад +1

      Cyanideperfume what accent does he have? I thought he was like Scandinavian or something 😂 no offence :/

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 4 года назад +11

      @@adammac.1342 I think it's Norwegian?

    • @mordecaieagle4240
      @mordecaieagle4240 4 года назад +4

      @@adammac.1342 He is a cod chomper aka norwegian.

    • @Gravewhisper
      @Gravewhisper 4 года назад +3

      @@mordecaieagle4240 well yeah, but he does live in Canada, doesn't he?

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 4 года назад +4

      @@mordecaieagle4240 hehe new people.
      He is, in fact, Canadian, and would like to be known as such. He lived in Norway a longass time but he was born in Germany, although he feels no connection to there anymore and don't consider himself German.

  • @ShuajoX
    @ShuajoX 4 года назад +5

    Pickaxe handles have certainly been used as weapons on rare occasions. I heard some account of pickaxes potentially being a good makeshift anti-armor weapon, but I don't know that they were ever used as such. A horseman's pick on the other hand...

  • @Goatisme
    @Goatisme 4 года назад +33

    well just like with two handed axes and hatchets, theres tiny pick axes and ice picks which would work out well as a melee weapon.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 года назад +8

      Honestly the only good variant of a pick to use as a weapon are climbing picks. Their balance isn't all that different from a fighting one handed axe.

    • @titanashinsuke1901
      @titanashinsuke1901 4 года назад +11

      *Scared Leon Trotsky noises*

    • @MCAroon09
      @MCAroon09 4 года назад

      Ice pick has been suscessfully used as a weapon in mexico

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 года назад

      @@clothar23 what about a war pick?

  • @iagreewithyou20yearsago95
    @iagreewithyou20yearsago95 4 года назад +121

    Should’ve used a diamond pickaxe with enchantment. C’mon Skal!

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 4 года назад +7

      *netherrite

    • @predator427Butter
      @predator427Butter 4 года назад

      Enchant it with sharpness V

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 4 года назад +3

      last I checked, you can only get Silk-touch, Unbreaking, Efficiency, Fortune and Mending on a pickaxe. What use are those against zombies?

    • @johncrowerdoe5527
      @johncrowerdoe5527 4 года назад +2

      @@HiopX Well if Fortune is increased luck in the use, it would make the zombies miss you and fall over like bowling pins.

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 4 года назад +1

      @@johncrowerdoe5527 no, fortune only increases your drops. Hooray for more rotten flesh

  • @annhentaiuser6658
    @annhentaiuser6658 4 года назад +218

    I think I know why the pickaxe is a bad weapon:
    It has no pommel.

    • @rinjaniii326
      @rinjaniii326 4 года назад +1

      Goddammit

    • @gerardmourits8709
      @gerardmourits8709 4 года назад +4

      Yet

    • @MCAroon09
      @MCAroon09 4 года назад +4

      To be fair, pommel could have helped with how unbalanced pickaxe is

    • @pinhe1350
      @pinhe1350 4 года назад

      so does axes

    • @MCAroon09
      @MCAroon09 4 года назад

      Proper war axes are unbalanced but not nearly as much as a pickaxe

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 4 года назад +3

    4:19 While you wasted time with a pickaxe, Skall studied the blade.

  • @vulkeknight9992
    @vulkeknight9992 4 года назад +2

    @Skallagrim just thought you'd like to know, that soaking heavily rusted tools in regular distilled white vinegar for a few hours helps to easily remove the scale. It's cheap and saves a lot of effort.

  • @zaodedong9935
    @zaodedong9935 4 года назад +3

    To be fair, if you miss the head with a downward swing, you would more than likely deal a devastating blow to the clavicle and possibly hit the heart, or a lung. It's meant to aim a big target, horizontal swings to the torso would be very effective, still great video as always. Keep 'em coming.

    • @xluca1701
      @xluca1701 4 года назад

      It would be still easy to dodge by taking a step backwards because it has limited reach.

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 года назад

      @@xluca1701 the same can be said for any weapon, other than projectiles. I'm only commenting on the devastation that one would experience being struck, also you have more targets than just the head.

    • @xluca1701
      @xluca1701 4 года назад

      @@zaodedong9935
      Weopons are way faster than that pickaxe...
      Also with a longsword you could cut into longpoint and than stab your opponent. And since weopons are more nimble than pickaxes, missing is not a big problem. With the pickaxe you end up overswinging, with a weopon not.

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 года назад

      @@xluca1701 there you go again, I am commenting on the lethality of a pickaxe, I'm not talking about fighting somebody with a longsword or any other type of weapon. No shit weapons are faster and more effective in combat. In the hands of an intelligent person a pickaxe could be a very lethal, tool or not. As for shovel vs. Pickaxe, I would much rather take the pickaxe because the shovel your only real choice is to swing for the head. You're not going to inflict a lot of damage hitting somebody in the body with a shovel, it may hurt, it's also going to piss the person off even more. Whereas if you strike somebody just about anywhere with a pickaxe it will be a debilitating blow.

    • @xluca1701
      @xluca1701 4 года назад

      @@zaodedong9935
      Yeah a pickaxe is more lethal than a shovel, but it doesn't matter if you can't use the lethality.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +1

    Irl zombies would definitely be badly decomposed. A really strong series of punches would take a zombie's head out really fast.

    • @sinkhole777
      @sinkhole777 4 года назад

      ahh.... but what if they are FRESH zombies!!!!!

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 4 года назад +4

    And that’s why axes and swords do more damage.
    Also... “poor guy, he looks kinda deshovled”

  • @ClemDiamond
    @ClemDiamond 4 года назад +2

    "I'd rather fight with a shovel than with a pickaxe."
    *Feldspaten approved*

  • @deathstar6998
    @deathstar6998 4 года назад +4

    The pickaxe might be slow but it has an overwhelming amount of power, the slower the target the greater it's effect

  • @ethanstang9941
    @ethanstang9941 4 года назад +1

    At least now you have a pick axe.

  • @Jordsqualitycontent
    @Jordsqualitycontent 4 года назад +7

    Hope you had enough XP to repair that.

  • @antaslis3229
    @antaslis3229 4 года назад +2

    This is where the fun begins

  • @ShagShaggio
    @ShagShaggio 4 года назад +63

    Skall: Ah, the sun is shining nicely today. Think I'll do some chores.
    *walks into workshop*
    Skall: Let's see... It'd be nice to fix up this old pickaxe and then I guess I'll shovel some more of this blasted snow...
    *turns around looking for shovel and catches a glimpse of the Zombie Head on the shelf*
    *their eyes meet*
    Zombie Head: Hello Skall.
    Skall: Uh? Hello?
    Zombie Head: Its been a long time, Skall. Too long..
    Skall: Yeah, sorry bout that. Just been real busy and the weather has been shitty. Speaking of which I just need to grab this pickaxe and shovel real quick...
    Zombie Head: You know what must be done, Skall.
    Skall: *sighs* I can't today... I need to get some work done while the weathers nice... Look maybe tomorrow if I can think of an idea for a video tonight.
    Zombie Head: Skall, you hold the keys to my destiny in your hands. Why do you delay further?
    *Skall looks down at the picaxe and shovel he holds and a subtle grin creeps across his face*
    Skall: brb
    *Skall runs out of the workshop toward the house to grab his camera equipment while holding shovel and pickaxe above head like an excited child*

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 4 года назад +4

      Why does this comment not have more likes!!?

    • @drakonyanazkar
      @drakonyanazkar 4 года назад +6

      So this is how fanfics are born!

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 4 года назад +3

      So it begins...

    • @vazul666
      @vazul666 4 года назад +4

      This needs at least ten times more likes, come on!

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 4 года назад +2

      "Ah, the sun is shinning nicely-..."
      "You mean shining."
      "Shh! You wanna get sued?"

  • @kingofnuclearfallout39
    @kingofnuclearfallout39 4 года назад +1

    Talk about a really bad headache

  • @nitroprime9714
    @nitroprime9714 4 года назад +20

    I was like when did this become a restoration channel. :P

  • @fpassow1
    @fpassow1 4 года назад +1

    Traditional solid wood pickaxe handles were issued as clubs, I think to strikebreakers, for example. It's a very solid stick, larger at one end, and often stored at job sites.

  • @QazwerDave
    @QazwerDave 4 года назад +6

    It's too heavy for a one handed weapon, and too short and too weak defensively for a two handed weapon.

  • @Adam89111
    @Adam89111 4 года назад +1

    Skall:Minecraft weapon
    Me: No my lord
    ..... is a peasant weapon

  • @BlankPicketSign
    @BlankPicketSign 4 года назад +4

    1d4 Bludgeoning damage, -6 to hit, x5 Critical Multiplayer. I'd rather have a sword pommel.

  • @ivyssauro123
    @ivyssauro123 4 года назад

    4:19 *"what's your problem bro, do you even lift??? I swing these all day, no problem"* 😂

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +14

    *Not gonna lie*
    The Graphics Mod for this RLcraft looks amazing!

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC 4 года назад

      Duchi RLcraft is about as realistic as pacman.

  • @lancehandy6648
    @lancehandy6648 4 года назад +1

    Isnt that the case with those large two handed, dual sided battle axe? If you miss the momentum will carry you

  • @abfahrtabfahrt3884
    @abfahrtabfahrt3884 4 года назад +24

    nobody:
    the head:
    skall: ViBe cHEck

  • @vagram95
    @vagram95 4 года назад +1

    Minecraft 1.17: Pickaxe Update

  • @Distortia1994
    @Distortia1994 4 года назад +8

    Pickaxe vs armor when?

    • @Lulink013
      @Lulink013 4 года назад +3

      Too easily deflected, I suppose, unlike a hammer or mace.

  • @crazy_joeee
    @crazy_joeee 4 года назад +2

    Me: *Why don't you use a wirebrush to remove the rust instead of the sander?*
    Skall: Switches to Handwirebrush
    Me: *I ment an automatic one*
    Skall: Switches to that Dremel
    Me: "Are you kidding me!" -_-

  • @TrangleC
    @TrangleC 4 года назад +4

    How much does a pickaxe at the hardware store cost? Hard to imagine that restoring a old one is worth it.
    About its use as a weapon: Yes, certainly far from ideal, but I got the feeling you are looking at it from a purely "zombie apocalypse - having to hit the head"-perspective.
    I think the unwieldiness becomes less of a problem when you have a whole body as a viable target, doesn't it? A torso is a lot easier to hit than a head and a horizontal, arching swing is not as easy to dodge as a vertical one.

    • @RandoBox
      @RandoBox 4 года назад

      Interest/monetization of the restoration video footage more than makes up for the time/effort.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 4 года назад +1

      I pity the fool who tries to block the horizontal swing with a sabre.

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC 4 года назад

      @@RandoBox But do you think that any less people would have watched the video if he just would have bought a new pickaxe?

    • @RandoBox
      @RandoBox 4 года назад

      @@TrangleC - Easy way to gauge interest in flee market finds/restorations/etc also.

  • @PT-yn8fe
    @PT-yn8fe 4 года назад +1

    I think it's better for execution rather than using it as a weapon

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 4 года назад +5

    I don't now about you, Skall, but I wouldn't want to be walloped around the head with a pickaxe! Or any part of my body in fact!

    • @TranquillShot
      @TranquillShot 4 года назад

      @Dieter Gaudlitz You are correct. I definitely wouldn't want to be hit by a piano. Saw that one in an ASDF movie back in the day.

    • @alexandermartinez1318
      @alexandermartinez1318 4 года назад

      Thats if it can hit you

  • @mr_h831
    @mr_h831 4 года назад +1

    Minecraft irl: *skall proceedes to talk about pickaxes and shovels*
    Me: "You do know that not a single player would use a pickaxe or a shovel when they likely have a sword in their hotbar, right?" xD

  • @Stefan-xt5sk
    @Stefan-xt5sk 4 года назад +5

    It takes too much effort to stop the momentum? Don't!
    Spin to win xD

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 4 года назад

    Oh man, throwback to that old zombie channel with all those ballistic heads.

  • @ElliWoelfin
    @ElliWoelfin 4 года назад +5

    Having seen someone 'executed' via pickaxe, deflection is less of an issue than you assume.

    • @brann925
      @brann925 4 года назад +3

      Weiße Wölfin execution and combat aren’t really the same

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 4 года назад

      Not saying they are (though when the guy is moving around that much, they are somewhat closer than you may think), just saying that deflection is really not a big deal like he's thinking from this test.

  • @Bloodsaber64
    @Bloodsaber64 4 года назад +1

    I agree the pickaxe is a horrible weapon, but its the tool we use to puncture the toughest of materials. Giving it a decent sharpening would make it the weapon most suitable to puncture armor. Obviously still not ideal for battling someone with armor, but I wonder skal, what do you think is the best weapon most suitable for puncturing armor?

  • @mikavituhandle
    @mikavituhandle 4 года назад +3

    Pickaxe is indeed horbile weapon, but lets ask this: Pick or fists?
    edit: reading the desc, yes shovel is far better, and probably easier to get your hand into one

    • @alexandrosvayakis4195
      @alexandrosvayakis4195 4 года назад

      Ash Trash pick.
      Edit: just finished watching. Still picking pick. I am awful at dodging.

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 4 года назад

      Pick. Even if it can only be effectively used at grappling distance - well, so are fists! Also pickaxe has basically two massive hooks, you can trip or grapple someone with it, not to mention if opponent has some sort of weapon, I'd rather parry with pickaxe than bare hands.

    • @mikavituhandle
      @mikavituhandle 4 года назад

      @@alextrill5829 pick has mass behind it, even if you miss hit, you can always drop it and continue with fists. you could also "stab" with it, even if doesnt have tip, its still lump of metal hitting someone. i dont understand skall saying he would rather be unarmed.

  • @jinx8624
    @jinx8624 4 года назад +1

    So a great zombie killer since zombies mindlessly stand there

  • @Lakibdishma
    @Lakibdishma 4 года назад +4

    Hey Ivan
    S H O V E L T I M E

  • @auroratillitt5859
    @auroratillitt5859 4 года назад +1

    The handle makes a better weapon by itself than the pick does.

  • @treyhinson1742
    @treyhinson1742 4 года назад +3

    Yo

  • @日本トーマス
    @日本トーマス 4 года назад

    That shovel hit sound was the best. I don't know why I enjoyed it so much.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 4 года назад +2

    Yeah, I'll stick to large hedge clippers as an improvised zombie weapon.

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 4 года назад +1

      Just take a little off the top?

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 4 года назад

      @@JonPITBZN No, HEDGE clippers, the giant ass scissors you use to cut through trees and bushes that are powerful enough to sever a limb and long enough to stab into a zombie's head.

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 4 года назад

      @@K4RN4GE911, it's a reference to Zombieland.

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 4 года назад

      @@JonPITBZN Oh yeah, when they're in the supermarket. Sorry, my bad.

  • @phukyerpheefees
    @phukyerpheefees 4 года назад +1

    If you're interested, there's a new game with fairly interesting combat mechanics called Exanima that doesn't rely on standard attack animations and weapon stats, using your character's movements, point of aim, etc. to determine damage.
    I think you might enjoy it for its more realistic combat and I'd love to see you give it a try.

  • @nicholasthompson9722
    @nicholasthompson9722 2 года назад +1

    Seemed like it worked pretty good

  • @filosalvini2081
    @filosalvini2081 2 года назад

    Zombie head : * LITTERALLY EXPLODES *
    Skall: ...see the neck is complitely broken

  • @whitecat1441
    @whitecat1441 4 года назад

    Skall is more prepared for Zombie apocalypse than me in 20 years

  • @miroslavradev9006
    @miroslavradev9006 4 года назад

    Poor zombie head.
    At least he has his modeling career.

  • @JagrasSneedandFeed
    @JagrasSneedandFeed 4 года назад

    The resting head on the snow got me. Got me good

  • @griffinkelley8785
    @griffinkelley8785 4 года назад

    If the zombie apocalypse happens skall and gun jesus will be the only actual survivors XD

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 4 года назад

    "A pickaxe is a terrible weapon."
    Grave Robber from Darkest Dungeon: *so you have chosen death.*

  • @cezarcatalin1406
    @cezarcatalin1406 4 года назад +2

    An unbreaking III, fortune pick is the wrong tool for this.
    You should use either a sword or an axe against a zombie.

    • @dumb214
      @dumb214 4 года назад

      Axes can be enchanted with smite. A smite V diamond/netherite axe should oneshot a zombie on crits.

  • @Slendytubbiesf4n
    @Slendytubbiesf4n Год назад

    that’s why if a zombie apocalypse happens, first thing I’m doing is getting myself a pickaxe, since their ridiculously deadly

  • @LoliFoxQueen
    @LoliFoxQueen 4 года назад

    skall: "you are looking a bit ... deshovled"
    SCP CRITICAL TOMATOES: *lightspeed YEETS a tomatoe at skall*

  • @marcustumilba4761
    @marcustumilba4761 4 года назад

    Sword: cuts a bit
    Pickaxe: cracks skull
    Shovel: absolutely demolishes head

  • @DaviLucas-vw9ds
    @DaviLucas-vw9ds 5 месяцев назад

    if the target falls on the ground it’s the perfect weapon to finish it off with a devastating blow like mining a rock

  • @brendangarrett7163
    @brendangarrett7163 4 года назад

    In the trench warfare of world war 1, Soldiers often used their entrenching tool (basically a shovel) in close in combat over their bayonets.

  • @bronsilverstring5874
    @bronsilverstring5874 4 года назад

    This is why we watch you, Skal

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 4 года назад

    I always thought a square head spade with sharpened edges would do quite well in a whole zombie situation

  • @TheStraycat74
    @TheStraycat74 4 года назад

    I've been drinking a bit, just enough to get the warm and fuzzy feelings... but I laughed when he said "He Looks DeShoveled"

  • @Brandon34098
    @Brandon34098 4 года назад

    i see skall has chosen the way of the shovel knight, now he just has to find a enchantment table....

  • @williamalston3324
    @williamalston3324 4 года назад

    I really like the idea of reviewing random tool/flea market finds.

  • @SurrealTurnip
    @SurrealTurnip 4 года назад +1

    Wait so you are telling me my murders would have been faster if i didn't use a pickaxe ?

  • @Westbird1
    @Westbird1 4 года назад

    A restoration vid and a weapon test in one video? sweet.

  • @zincoleo1
    @zincoleo1 4 года назад

    I wonder what would happen if someone opens Skall's trashbag and sees a lot of destroyed heads

  • @AdLast
    @AdLast 3 года назад

    Never ever underestimate the power of the "buff miner".

  • @ARse-ko7lz
    @ARse-ko7lz 4 года назад

    so glad to see the arm fully healed

  • @Clownface1337
    @Clownface1337 4 года назад +1

    Never thought that a heavy pointy metal thingi will deal ALOT of dmg
    Glad to see the Zombie heads again