[yelling over police sirens and screams] “Now at this point, we enter an inevitable car chase , but I'm not seeing a helicopter yet- oh-” [The light and sound of a helicopter enters into view] “Ah! There we go- wow. GTA is very realistic for a video game.” [A cop uses a megaphone] Cop: PULL OVER [laughing, our protagonist yells back] “Youll never get me alive!” [softening his voice] “You can see how into character I'm getting.”
Considering you get cobblestone from mining stone, the small chips actually make sense. He’s not cutting the stones, he’s beating them into submission.
Ya irl obsidian isn’t know for being hard but for being sharp. People have tried obsidian scalpels because they are much sharper than metal ones but they haven’t become common because of the risk of them breaking.
Well that is in fact because obsidian is hard, but its all very brittle which means it breaks easily, obsidian is harder than steel but still have flexibility and can deform where obsidians only reaction to taking a beating is to shatter.
The same goes to diamonds. They are very hard, but that mean he can scratch anything without being scratched, but is very fragile, if you drop one in the floor occour the risk of breaking them.
@@Vykerocha I am curious about this fragility. Are other precious gemstones like rubies, emeralds and sapphires also as fragile, or are they more durable even though they are not as hard ?
@@juhanipolvi4729 emerald, ruby and saphire are just, green, red and blue quartz respectively, they have a considerable resistance bigger than diamond, but more like glass.
were all forgetting STEVES super strength... He can hold shulkers *dense rock-like shells* filled with golden apples *the weight of 9 gold* times every slot in his inventory
@@universal5459 True. He can carry an unbelievable amount of stuff on him. 64 cubic meter blocks of stone, gold, diamond, etc would be incredibly heavy, and Steve doesn’t even slow down carrying it in his hand.
The biggest factor you.didnt have access to for this is Steve's Insane strength. Not only is Steve strong enough to demolish wood and stone with his bare fists, hes able to break them in a timely manor.
Also keep in mind that you can hold 37 stacks of blocks for a total of 2368 blocks. So Steve can sprint while carrying 2360 cubic meters of gold. A single cubic meter of gold is about 19, 300kg or 42,550lbs
@@Spencer-wc6ew HOLD IT! You failed to consider having 37 shulker boxes with 27 stacks each. This results in 1,233,964,800 kilograms. Then we have Enchanted Apples. They had the crafting recipe of 8 gold blocks plus 1 apple. Apples are about .1 kilograms each. This means that we'd be dealing with 6393.6 kilograms of apple PLUS 9,871,718,400 kilograms of gold. This means Steve would be lifting at least 9,871,724,793.6 kilograms of material at one time, disregarding the mass of the shulker boxes themselves. This is equivalent to about 10,881,714 IMPERIAL TONS of material. For perspective, the Palace of the Parliament in Bucharest, Romania, which is one of the heaviest buildings on the Earth if not THE heaviest, is only 4,700,000 imperial tons.
Counter argument: Steve can break stone with his bare hands and carry that stone with no problem so I'm pretty sure steve only needs something pointy to get the stone (a pointy stick that he calls pickaxe)
@@ruberine2086 Steve could probably blast straight through iron *blocks* and mobs with his bare fists if he wasn't scared of ripping a hole through space and time, itself.
Well, no. You see, strength of a person is different from the strength of a tool. Steve may be strong but a wooden pickaxe would break the moment it touch the stone.
To be fair, glass is actually a very hard material. It's just that it's incredibly brittle, as well. Obsidian can scratch steel, and retain a much finer edge, but hardness is just resistance to deformation, not necessarily resistance to destruction. Steel can flex, so if it takes enough force to make it deform, it will bend, and, when properly heat-treated, flex back into place. But with glass? If it takes enough force to make it deform, all it can do is shatter.
First off Steve uses three planks and two sticks. You can layer the wood making a laminate for increased strength on the pick heads not the pick body. Next to bind the shaft to the head, you use the split and wedge method of binding. You stick the shaft through the head and then drive a wedge into the shaft from the other side making a completely tight Bond.
Considering Steve is outrageously strong and really doesn't even the need the tools because he can break anything with his bare hands and the tools are basically for efficiency and he can carry the remains of basically a whole cave with him on hand, I believe it.
There's a reason why flint tools were so common prior to the discovery of alloying tin and copper to make bronze. Since flint is so easy to shape it had a variety of uses from tools like hatchets to weapons like spears and arrows.
9:12 I love collecting rocks, minerals, crystals, etc. A chunk of obsidian is one of my most prized finds. Watching you shatter an even larger piece hurts my soul.
If "living" in a world where gravity appears to be an entity of its own that picks and chooses which things can rise and fall is considered strength, then I don't know how we still call people physically weak.
The problem with that argument is that the wood itself may not be strong enough to take the force of the blows, so Steve being strong could actually be a detriment
@@phrog9641 it would be 50 cm in length and 25m in width, because 2, 1m x 1m cubes on top of each other form 4 sticks. And the 3 planks on top would be 3m x 1m. So the height of a pick axe would be 1.5 m and width would be 3 m
Bruuuuh, you were testing your pick on exposed boulders under a deeply eroded waterfall. THAT WAS LITERALLY BEDROCK!! No wonder your WOODEN PICKAXE didn't work...
That's going to be a blood bath considering how sharp diamond is so I've spoiled whats going to happen but i literally doubt that anyone would make a full life diamond sword but maybe someday
2:07 I'd argue "Stone" is a catch-all term for a variety of different types of rock. Basically, it's "a surface made of solid stone that the other types of blocks don't already cover".
Netherite is (technically) a gold-platinum alloy so a netherite pickaxe would be the wildest flex I mean a pickaxe made from diamonds coated in gold and platinum
He can punch down trees, swim up waterfalls, cross oceans in a rowboat, carry enough material to build an entire house with ease, and hold buckets of molten lava in his bare hands. Steve is like a folk legend.
With iron wood like the lignum you used, depending on which way the grain of the wood was going, it might not actually dull or chip nearly as fast, making it viable for short term mining, just like a wooden pickaxe in minecraft.
he can break the stone with his hand too though. considering he can a inventory full of shulker boxes that are filled with gold k doubt he really cares about shards in his hands lmao.
you forget that steve can carry 36 STACKS of gold blocks. He is insanely strong and stone is child’s play to him. Edit: Stop replying I understood that shulker boxes existed after the first 50 replies.
Given enough time he can destroy any block except for bed rock maybe it's like kryptonite if the only effect it gave would be weakness against mining it this is just a personal theory
Wait wait wait wait, you’re telling me you can punch trees down, and carry infinite weight by stacking boxes, and this is what confuses you? Yeah me too.
It's not actually infinite weight, you can't put shulker boxes inside other shulker boxes, but it's still 6,912 cubic meters of gold, which weighs almost 120 million kg.
@@sarahtonin58913 It's actually about 2.1 billion metric tons (2,134,500,854.06 metric tons, to be exact). Although, not obtainable legitimately. You can have items with NBT data, if given or pick-blocked in creative. Even a chest. Full of shulker boxes. Full of gold. And chests stack. So you could have 37 stacks of chests, full of shulker boxes, all full of gold blocks, and wear gold armor, for an absolutely ludicrous result. Technically, this actually stacks infinitely, you could put stacks of chests inside a chest, then get that chest, but your game would probably crash mid-way through this second level. So, technically, actually, yes, it is infinite weight.
Funny you should mention breaking stone in “a reasonable time.” If we consider that a Minecraft day is, say, about 20 minutes long, chipping enough cobblestone off of a stone block becomes more realistic.
I remember reading somewhere suggestion that in Minecraft 1 day is equal to 1 year of real time, because in Minecraft every process happening in only several days( trees growing, animal maturing e.c.). So it makes mining granite with wooden pickaxe is even more reasonable.
One Minecraft day is 20 mins, which means one minute in game would be equivalent to 72 minutes, 1 hr 12 mins. One second therefore would be equivalent to 1 min 12 seconds. If it takes 1.15 seconds to break stone with a wooden pickaxe, that means it actually takes 1 min 22 seconds to break the stone. (but don't quote me on this i'm bad at maths)
When I was younger me and my friends would play "survival" in the woods and we would make all kinds of stuff but one time while we were playing I found a pickaxe shaped tree branch and I remember using it to break average sized stone
when you consider steve condenses three cubic meters of wood into a pickaxe and has nine inch thick arms. Hes gotta deal some serious damage. This was still facinating though, That $500 plank of wood mustve hurt to use
when you also consider that he can carry stacks of 1 metre cubic gold blocks without even slowing him down at all, a wood pickaxe to destroy stone is not very farfetched
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself obsidian is used on surgeries becouse it can make cuts on an atomic level but is realllllllly easy to break so if just sone chips in the human body… oops
@@legitimate8463 prob none of those 2, i think it was the Incas, because yucatan's jungles aren't really a place full of volcanoes (and eventually obsidian). But the south american's mountains are
there exists a type of tree (or subset of trees) called ironwood, its wood is extremely dense and has been known to wear down and break axes. steve punching through that is pretty wild, then again he can carry a metric f-ton of gold in his pockets.
Great video! One thing that I don't think was taken into account is Steve's other worldly strength. Not that it matters in a real life setting because with how strong he is he'd probably break the pickaxe with one swing anyway.
Lets say a Minecraft day night cycle is 20 mins total , according to my calculations mining a stone block would take around a few minutes or less...i didnt do any math btw
The end bit made me googled how hard is Obsidian and honestly, it made me wonder why in most video games Obsidian is one of the hardest material you can get to craft "end-game" weaponry/armor.
The Minecraft pickaxe is actually pretty dang sharp with its razor-edge 90 degree angle, so it might break rocks slightly better than the model (although it would break faster too)
I like how people doesn't realize that in minecraft we are not breaking a chip of obsidian but a big chunk also we are not destroying it into pieces but carefully cutting it into individual blocks
Would be interesting to see how well fire-hardened wood would perform. Also one could think of classic Katana style compound wooden pickaxes with hard, sharper/thinner edge and broader, softer but more flexible backside to support and soften the impact to avoid cracks/breaking. Sap might be used as a natural glue to help fitting the pieces together. Also, water and slight heat can be used to permanently bend straight wood into a curved shape, to align the direction of the wood fibers with the best shape to optimize resilience to the impact, rather than just sawing a curve out of the straight wood fibers. Also, ancient Egyptians are known to have hammered wooden stakes into rocks, then using water and heat to make the wood expand in thickness, in order to split the rocks in a fairly precise manner creating nicely shaped stone blocks. Clearly, wood can beat stone if used "correctly".
I don't know, some people might call it a cop-out, but I really like how Louis stays as close as possible to the source while still trying to test the topic. It's not like he's some dweeb who gave up after the first try, he actually puts a lot of effort into seeing how realistic things like this are.
Just remember Steve is strong enough to walk around with armour made of solid diamond in addition to whatever is in his inventory, so maybe he just brute forces the wood into the stone, idfk
@@Dwurogowy coal itself isn’t light though, imagine running around in a thick suit of pure coal, not only would you ruin your clothes but you’d tire pretty quickly
Many people have made wooden shovels and swords. IDAT made a wooden axe. Louis Weisz made a wooden pick. All we need is a wooden hoe, and we've got the whole Minecraft wooden toolset.
You forgot that Steve is a Minecraft God that can carry Millions of tons. And also breaking iron block by hand.... Meaning that his muscle is... You know...
2:51 the wood isn’t getting dull, the pickaxe is losing durability
Yus
3:10 breaking
Yep
that must be some incredibly cringe durability
@@theREALsilviautism wood pickaxes have terrible durability anyway
“now in gta if you run over a crowd of people, the cops will arrest you. now lets try this in real life to test if its true”
LMFAO NOO-
[yelling over police sirens and screams]
“Now at this point, we enter an inevitable car chase , but I'm not seeing a helicopter yet- oh-”
[The light and sound of a helicopter enters into view]
“Ah! There we go- wow. GTA is very realistic for a video game.”
[A cop uses a megaphone]
Cop: PULL OVER
[laughing, our protagonist yells back]
“Youll never get me alive!”
[softening his voice]
“You can see how into character I'm getting.”
@@Iknow177 this needs to happen now lmao
@@Iknow177 bro you made a comment more realistic than gta
I shot myself to test if prostitutes can actually heal you
Considering you get cobblestone from mining stone, the small chips actually make sense. He’s not cutting the stones, he’s beating them into submission.
Then forcing it back into a solid cube shape
AND MAKING THEM BREEDABLE
@@CozyGoes That's how cobblestone generators work.
@@CozyGoes bruh
@@CozyGoes *w h y*
Call up "I did a thing" he's gonna be pretty stoked on someone expanding on his primitive Wooden tool idea
Or annoyed that someone stole his video🤣
Yeah! He'll be upset when he sees the pickaxe beat the wooden axe
That would be an amazing collab
I wouldn't call his axe primitive...
Yeah
Steve can break anything with his fists. The pickaxe is just there to soften the punches.
Ya now
Steve does have insane strength to be fair
He can break diamond block and carry more than 64 of them
Is to concentrate his strenght and that way getting the mineral
His fists are harder than diamond
Ya irl obsidian isn’t know for being hard but for being sharp. People have tried obsidian scalpels because they are much sharper than metal ones but they haven’t become common because of the risk of them breaking.
Well that is in fact because obsidian is hard, but its all very brittle which means it breaks easily, obsidian is harder than steel but still have flexibility and can deform where obsidians only reaction to taking a beating is to shatter.
-ah so that's why obsidian is the weaponsmith in land of the lustrous-
The same goes to diamonds. They are very hard, but that mean he can scratch anything without being scratched, but is very fragile, if you drop one in the floor occour the risk of breaking them.
@@Vykerocha I am curious about this fragility. Are other precious gemstones like rubies, emeralds and sapphires also as fragile, or are they more durable even though they are not as hard ?
@@juhanipolvi4729 emerald, ruby and saphire are just, green, red and blue quartz respectively, they have a considerable resistance bigger than diamond, but more like glass.
That flint was stuck between a rock and a hardwood
That’s funny
sorry its free real esteteg
I don't get it
@@donmagulon there’s this common phrase, “stuck between a rock and a hard place”
@MrFox5428 Rust moment
people: wood can't break stone
Mojang and Louis: yes but actually no
Just name a iron pickaxe *wooden pickaxe*
That’s what they said of jet fuel and steel beams
@@com3144 _names netherite pickaxe_ *"Wooden pickaxe"*
were all forgetting STEVES super strength...
He can hold shulkers *dense rock-like shells* filled with golden apples *the weight of 9 gold* times every slot in his inventory
@@universal5459 True. He can carry an unbelievable amount of stuff on him. 64 cubic meter blocks of stone, gold, diamond, etc would be incredibly heavy, and Steve doesn’t even slow down carrying it in his hand.
The biggest factor you.didnt have access to for this is Steve's Insane strength. Not only is Steve strong enough to demolish wood and stone with his bare fists, hes able to break them in a timely manor.
And he can do so without taking ANY physical damage whatsoever.
So where's the timely manor?
Also keep in mind that you can hold 37 stacks of blocks for a total of 2368 blocks.
So Steve can sprint while carrying 2360 cubic meters of gold.
A single cubic meter of gold is about 19, 300kg or 42,550lbs
@@Spencer-wc6ew HOLD IT!
You failed to consider having 37 shulker boxes with 27 stacks each. This results in 1,233,964,800 kilograms.
Then we have Enchanted Apples. They had the crafting recipe of 8 gold blocks plus 1 apple. Apples are about .1 kilograms each. This means that we'd be dealing with 6393.6 kilograms of apple PLUS 9,871,718,400 kilograms of gold. This means Steve would be lifting at least 9,871,724,793.6 kilograms of material at one time, disregarding the mass of the shulker boxes themselves. This is equivalent to about 10,881,714 IMPERIAL TONS of material. For perspective, the Palace of the Parliament in Bucharest, Romania, which is one of the heaviest buildings on the Earth if not THE heaviest, is only 4,700,000 imperial tons.
@Joel Roy yeah either the animals are tough af or logic works different there
Or none at all
Counter argument: Steve can break stone with his bare hands and carry that stone with no problem so I'm pretty sure steve only needs something pointy to get the stone (a pointy stick that he calls pickaxe)
That and he can carry a couple thousand tonnes of gold
tbh the breaking speed for stone is super unrealistic for steve as he can easily lift 9,594,961.92 tonnes of gold without struggling ay all
@@ruberine2086 Steve could probably blast straight through iron *blocks* and mobs with his bare fists if he wasn't scared of ripping a hole through space and time, itself.
Well, no. You see, strength of a person is different from the strength of a tool. Steve may be strong but a wooden pickaxe would break the moment it touch the stone.
@@johnpaul5241 yet the pickaxe didn't break because _minecraft logic_
You should try using the different types of wood in minecraft that exist in real life and comparing the strengths of them
Dapz :0
you should do it dapz
omg its the guy who broke a nokia with his bare hands
that'd be cool! i wonder what the test would be though... there are a lot of ways to compare strength :D
I think they'd all be equal failures.
Obsidian in minecraft: "hard as hell" obsidian irl: *G L A S S*
Yes
To be fair, glass is actually a very hard material. It's just that it's incredibly brittle, as well. Obsidian can scratch steel, and retain a much finer edge, but hardness is just resistance to deformation, not necessarily resistance to destruction. Steel can flex, so if it takes enough force to make it deform, it will bend, and, when properly heat-treated, flex back into place. But with glass? If it takes enough force to make it deform, all it can do is shatter.
To be fair, a cubic meter of obsidian is still gunna be a pain to break
@@lunaticfae4415 pain in also getting hit in the skin by tons of obsidian fragments and maybe huge sharp obsidian shards cutting you
@@sploob865 yep, and the Aztecs knew this very well, hence why they created the macuahuitl weapon.
You know he's commited when he spends 500 bucks on WEWD
Tomahowk
Wewd✨
Haha hard wood go brrrrr
Always gotta go 110%
wewd
I mean he does squish 3 cubic meters of wood into a arm sized pickaxe, so it has to be really dense
Ni wan pona
3 cubic meters I believe
Are you saying steve is 6 meters tall?
@@robertharris6092 he is 2 meters tall because each block is a meter. correct me if im wrong
@@thegamerfromjuipiter7545 yeah, thanks for correcting me, I meant cubic but accidentally wrote square
First off Steve uses three planks and two sticks. You can layer the wood making a laminate for increased strength on the pick heads not the pick body. Next to bind the shaft to the head, you use the split and wedge method of binding. You stick the shaft through the head and then drive a wedge into the shaft from the other side making a completely tight Bond.
You seem to be a little fixated on how a wooden pickaxe can break stone, when Steve literally pulverizes stone with his bare fucking hands
He can break obsidian with his hands it jsut takes long unless he says /gamemode creative
The stone is literally annihilated when he uses his hands, that's why he uses softer materials like iron/diamond
He’s so strong he needs a pick axe to make sure he doesn’t shatter it in the progress
Dude, a pickaxe lasts a lifetime even if it is repaired and used daily. Steve can demolish 3 iron picks or more per day.
@@ramenguy2186 Steve is retired Doom Slayer confirmed, even went through a name change
I like to imagine steve does actually use his bare hands for all crafting, and the tools are just decorative
Considering Steve is outrageously strong and really doesn't even the need the tools because he can break anything with his bare hands and the tools are basically for efficiency and he can carry the remains of basically a whole cave with him on hand, I believe it.
Yeah, golden apples are the heaviest item and Steve with millions of golden apples are litteraly almost the same of lifting 2 PYRAMIDES
@@blobanimatesx7466 Enchanted Golden Apple you mean
@@sarahbarabe8470 The only reason he uses the tools is so he doesn't vaporize the stuff he mines
There's a reason why flint tools were so common prior to the discovery of alloying tin and copper to make bronze. Since flint is so easy to shape it had a variety of uses from tools like hatchets to weapons like spears and arrows.
9:12 I love collecting rocks, minerals, crystals, etc. A chunk of obsidian is one of my most prized finds.
Watching you shatter an even larger piece hurts my soul.
R.I.P obsidian
I do too! The pride of my collection is a big chunk of citrine geode
This guy really a legend for spending 500 dollars on a piece of wood.
We have these trees all over where im from and we just cut them down and burn them 0_0
Fun fact: Steve is actually capable of breaking stone easily and fast with the pickaxe ya made due to his immense strength.
If "living" in a world where gravity appears to be an entity of its own that picks and chooses which things can rise and fall is considered strength, then I don't know how we still call people physically weak.
The problem with that argument is that the wood itself may not be strong enough to take the force of the blows, so Steve being strong could actually be a detriment
@@electroshockgamer2733 and also taking account for minecrafts 20 irl minutes = 1 minecraft day that means 1 second irl = 6 minecraft minutes.
The thing is, Steve has really thick arms, 9 inches thick to be exact, so he could do some serious damage.
And the materials for that wooden pick is 3m³ 3 blocks of planks
@@-_-5808 and the stick for the pickaxe is roughly 1 fourth of a meter or 25cm in width and length
@@phrog9641 it would be 50 cm in length and 25m in width, because 2, 1m x 1m cubes on top of each other form 4 sticks. And the 3 planks on top would be 3m x 1m. So the height of a pick axe would be 1.5 m and width would be 3 m
Steve is just the giga chad
Holy cow, this is the most likes I've ever had.
Steve can break with his bare hands, he strong ass boi
Yeah, if he can break a piece of stone with his bare hands he could easily break a piece of stone with a chunk of wood.
@@Future-Frost Steve doesn't just break stone. He literally shatters the rock into dust! I think that the pickaxe is just holding him back.
@@bobbytonson5890 remember, he can punch any solid block into dust except unbreakable block
@@mst9io853 but he needs a pickaxe to actually preserve it
Also, he can carry many stacks of BLOCKS of gold without collapsing or breaking a sweat.
I feel as if now would be a good time to remind you that Steve can carry over 200 metal ingots without assistance.
Other than gravity.
Bruuuuh, you were testing your pick on exposed boulders under a deeply eroded waterfall. THAT WAS LITERALLY BEDROCK!! No wonder your WOODEN PICKAXE didn't work...
Its literally called bedrock irl
your joke but worse
XD
@@oi_bruv No jokes here kiddo.
@@NihilTK No one could underestimate your ability to get a joke, truly.
"in minecraft, we know if you hit someone with a diamond sword, they will die. so let's test this out today."
cant wait for the video where he makes a portal to hell
That's going to be a blood bath considering how sharp diamond is so I've spoiled whats going to happen but i literally doubt that anyone would make a full life diamond sword but maybe someday
@Matt Axel Brinas can't wait for the vedio where he breeds villagers 🙂
@@gamezyplayer1861 cant wait for the video where he create diamond tools and armors
@@Cr3reeper cant wait for the video where he fights a evil sleep stingray
2:07 I'd argue "Stone" is a catch-all term for a variety of different types of rock. Basically, it's "a surface made of solid stone that the other types of blocks don't already cover".
It's probably rhyolite though, it matches the best.
Netherite is (technically) a gold-platinum alloy so a netherite pickaxe would be the wildest flex I mean a pickaxe made from diamonds coated in gold and platinum
Expensive-ass pickaxe
Make it into a sword would be cooler
Ancient debris is platinum?
@@someotherworldlybeing3167 probably, but if it isn't, still a massive flex
@@someotherworldlybeing3167 it is close to it
Steve is just strong, he literally carries blocks of gold in his pocket, without slowing down
He could carry so much with his super sized pocket
Game theory?
@MrFox5428 then, 'notch apple' would be heavier cuz its crafted with 8 blocks of gold
He can carry a literal mass pf the biggest black hole
He can punch down trees, swim up waterfalls, cross oceans in a rowboat, carry enough material to build an entire house with ease, and hold buckets of molten lava in his bare hands. Steve is like a folk legend.
With iron wood like the lignum you used, depending on which way the grain of the wood was going, it might not actually dull or chip nearly as fast, making it viable for short term mining, just like a wooden pickaxe in minecraft.
Well considering Steve is capable of punching down a meter cube of oak wood he probably uses the pickaxe as a way to not have stone shards in his hand
he can break the stone with his hand too though. considering he can a inventory full of shulker boxes that are filled with gold k doubt he really cares about shards in his hands lmao.
you forget that steve can carry 36 STACKS of gold blocks. He is insanely strong and stone is child’s play to him.
Edit: Stop replying I understood that shulker boxes existed after the first 50 replies.
Given enough time he can destroy any block except for bed rock maybe it's like kryptonite if the only effect it gave would be weakness against mining it this is just a personal theory
i misread the steve for slave
@@nevergonnagiveyouup1853 i went from this 🥱 to this 😳
Steve can carry 36 full shulker boxes of gold blocks, which is about 927 stacks of gold blocks.
@@danothenailer wait can you put a shulker box in another shulker box
That Edward Gibbon audiobook truly is a masterpiece.
"Mom he's punching rocks again"
"Don't look at him, just keep moving forward and ignore him"
Ya
Ya
These look more like mallets than picks, honestly.
Yeah they don't break into the stone and more like smash them
Hammer time
him: trying to break stone
steve: *"carrys 1billion gold"* HOHO how dare u approach me
Why would you be carrying piglin money outside of the Nether?
When u find out a crafting table is made with wood but comes with iron stuff…
99 percent of my live i was lied to
@@averageyoutubeuser1175 Does your mum do more dope than you do?
@finler ram and write a record about doing drugs and name it after her?
@finler ram You accidentally wrote an extra p
@@Stamnoj hold the frick up
Imagine going for a stroll in the woods and seeing a dude hit rocks with a wooden pickaxe 💀
i would say'' steeve?? its you?
DUDE THAT WOULD BE.....
i forgor💀
I was gonna comment this but scrolled down to make sure that someone else hadnt done it yet. Surely enough someone did...
@@Twnyguitarist i have two sides: i forgor 💀 i rember 😊
@@dedmos6952 seY
Why is it so cool to see places you've been on a RUclips video?
Wait wait wait wait, you’re telling me you can punch trees down, and carry infinite weight by stacking boxes, and this is what confuses you?
Yeah me too.
pretty much hahaha -- though arguably steve can saw down trees once he has a crafting table!
It's not actually infinite weight, you can't put shulker boxes inside other shulker boxes, but it's still 6,912 cubic meters of gold, which weighs almost 120 million kg.
@@sarahtonin58913 there is a glitch that uses chest to stack chest inside if chest and u can hold it in your inventory
@@sarahtonin58913 You could probably increase it a tad by having one of the shulkers contain an ender chest with more shulkers in it, tbh.
@@sarahtonin58913 It's actually about 2.1 billion metric tons (2,134,500,854.06 metric tons, to be exact). Although, not obtainable legitimately. You can have items with NBT data, if given or pick-blocked in creative. Even a chest. Full of shulker boxes. Full of gold. And chests stack. So you could have 37 stacks of chests, full of shulker boxes, all full of gold blocks, and wear gold armor, for an absolutely ludicrous result.
Technically, this actually stacks infinitely, you could put stacks of chests inside a chest, then get that chest, but your game would probably crash mid-way through this second level. So, technically, actually, yes, it is infinite weight.
Funny you should mention breaking stone in “a reasonable time.” If we consider that a Minecraft day is, say, about 20 minutes long, chipping enough cobblestone off of a stone block becomes more realistic.
Thats.... actually a really good point
I remember reading somewhere suggestion that in Minecraft 1 day is equal to 1 year of real time, because in Minecraft every process happening in only several days( trees growing, animal maturing e.c.). So it makes mining granite with wooden pickaxe is even more reasonable.
Even more so when considered steve's inhuman strength
1:12-Steve doesn't need them!
He has *brute force* !
One Minecraft day is 20 mins, which means one minute in game would be equivalent to 72 minutes, 1 hr 12 mins. One second therefore would be equivalent to 1 min 12 seconds.
If it takes 1.15 seconds to break stone with a wooden pickaxe, that means it actually takes 1 min 22 seconds to break the stone.
(but don't quote me on this i'm bad at maths)
Your math is correct, don't worry
Remember, Steve is so strong he can carry over a thousand blocks worth of gold for miles
@@scareraven9669 and without his speed decreasing
@Aziz • steve big boy
y’all it’s just a game lmao
When I was younger me and my friends would play "survival" in the woods and we would make all kinds of stuff but one time while we were playing I found a pickaxe shaped tree branch and I remember using it to break average sized stone
I did that but instead we used sword shaped branches to beat our siblings into submission
They were older than us
ya almost went into the goal of going to a floating cheese island and kill a huge ass overgrown black bat
My younger brother used to use branches he would find near our house to break larger chunks of gravel, so I believe you.
Steve fights zombies and skeletons, travels to new dimensions, fights a dragon, and this guy is worried about the structural integrity of the pickaxe.
when you consider steve condenses three cubic meters of wood into a pickaxe and has nine inch thick arms. Hes gotta deal some serious damage. This was still facinating though, That $500 plank of wood mustve hurt to use
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when you also consider that he can carry stacks of 1 metre cubic gold blocks without even slowing him down at all, a wood pickaxe to destroy stone is not very farfetched
Man just created a warhammer with the second version, there's zero question that you could kill a man with it
Steve: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power
Obsidian: I fear no man, but that thing…
(Wooden pickaxe)
It scares me
Obsidian irl is actually really weak, he could break it with the first pickaxe
@Joonatan Isoaho that's true, it is really smooth so it can be really sharp when modeled
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself the mayans (or aztecs idk which one) had a weapon mzde from obsidian that could decapitate a horse
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself obsidian is used on surgeries becouse it can make cuts on an atomic level but is realllllllly easy to break so if just sone chips in the human body… oops
@@legitimate8463 prob none of those 2, i think it was the Incas, because yucatan's jungles aren't really a place full of volcanoes (and eventually obsidian). But the south american's mountains are
Congrats on 500k Louis! This video was awesome.
Your awesome
Eyyy 20 seconds
Thank you!! I appreciate it :)
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there exists a type of tree (or subset of trees) called ironwood, its wood is extremely dense and has been known to wear down and break axes.
steve punching through that is pretty wild, then again he can carry a metric f-ton of gold in his pockets.
@Rusty Howe yeah that sounds about right
Even my diamond pickaxe wouldn't break a stone. I need adamantium and vibranium.
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justin y 2: electric boogaloo
that doesn't make any sense
you're julius of everybody hates chris.
Make a chlorophyte drill.
Us: WoOd CaNt BrEaK StOnE, ThAtS OnLy In ThE gAmE!!!
Louis: Hold my controller...
Great video!
One thing that I don't think was taken into account is Steve's other worldly strength.
Not that it matters in a real life setting because with how strong he is he'd probably break the pickaxe with one swing anyway.
What is considered weak to you?
Louis Weisz: **Breaks Obsidian with Wooden Pickaxe**
Me: *"Impossible..."*
Edit: all the people taking this seriously. I made a Thanos quote D:
actually possible - but obi did not drop
@Patrick Lu liar, the time it takes to break obsidian without tools is 250 seconds
technically its possible,its just that the obsidian wouldn't drop
@@aleena.092 Obsidian irl is weak
@@mrscrunklebot Ye he's actually correct
Steve gathers wood by punching down entire trees. Only he is capable of breaking granite with wooden pickaxes.
Mans built different
And can also carry any amount of material without any fatigue
steve is god
🤣🤣
Steve is actually Steve Rogers
i mean then again, steve does have the power of the olympian gods, so i assume he channels his inner shaggy powers and breaks the rocks with ease
Conclusion: You can't make a pickaxe that breaks stone which is made from a tree that you chopped down with your bare fist
Steve can carry a mountain in his pocket he is strong
@@laurafurtwangler8848 yea he is A g0d
"Can a wooden pickaxe break stone"
Can you mine wood with bare hand 👊
Does bark count?
You obviously havnt see the guy who punched a tree down in real life
@@justinblair4239 yeah but trees in Minecraft are like a meter thick MINIMUM
yes you can, a shoalin monk once kept punching a tree his knuckles were bloody but he did it, he broke the tree down
This guy will help you out
ruclips.net/video/dLgdbbeXkbk/видео.html
the fact that steve can break ANY block with his fist is crazy
If steve can break wood with his fist, im convinced he can break stone with his pickaxe.
And fist
@@vers-over1886 really anything if you have enough patience apart from bedrock
@@iseegreen5297also except your own fist
This comment makes sense because he can lift 1000 metric tons of gold so chopping wood by hand is child's play for steve
@@creeper2103 *0
Steve is weak because of game physics.
That second wooden pickaxe got the unbreaking enchantment.
Ok you got to remember that Steve is basically a god he carries giant rocks 24/7
His patreon supporters: Ah, I cant wait to see what he does with my money in a video
Louis: Haha, dense wood go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3:47
considering a minecraft day has 10 minutes, steve can spend hours on trying to break the stone, but i doubt anyone would test that
XD
I just tried to do the math but immedietly got lost
Lets say a Minecraft day night cycle is 20 mins total , according to my calculations mining a stone block would take around a few minutes or less...i didnt do any math btw
Assuming my math is correct it takes a little over a minutes to break a block of stone with a 20 minute day/night cycle
@@orcasarentwhales yes u just rephrased what i said lol
The end bit made me googled how hard is Obsidian and honestly, it made me wonder why in most video games Obsidian is one of the hardest material you can get to craft "end-game" weaponry/armor.
probably just because it looks and sounds cool lmfao
It would’ve probably helped a lot if there was actually a point for the force to focus on instead of just a blunt surface
The wood pick would only last a few hits before the point is broken or completely flat if he did thay
Wood picks already don’t last long ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@jasonlittle6161 yeah and it would break pretty quick like it does in minecraft. It would still give it a better chance than hammering the rock.
I did a thing legit made the exact thing except wooden axe a couple days ago. What a coincidence
Coincidence ı think not
@@Johnbloodmeridian actually... another guy made that same thing a year ago
Another guy tested that a year ago
(3:42) HAHAHAHAHA LIGNUM? MORE LIKE LIGMA HAHAHAH
what the hell has my sense of humor become
The fact that Steve breaks trees with his fist means he can survive with a leaf as his shank in jail. Poison Ivy Shanker!
imagine if he used three square meters of wood for the authentic part
Three cubic meters, actually.
That would look funny
Now I get it, it's not a pickaxe but a rock breaking hammer.
The Minecraft pickaxe is actually pretty dang sharp with its razor-edge 90 degree angle, so it might break rocks slightly better than the model (although it would break faster too)
Yet steve can infinitely hammer on bedrock with his hand, without any damage.
Louis: talks about not wanting to split the pick
Also Louis like 30 seconds later: puts what is essentially a stone wedge in the tip of the pick
I like how people doesn't realize that in minecraft we are not breaking a chip of obsidian but a big chunk also we are not destroying it into pieces but carefully cutting it into individual blocks
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Louis: blame audible for the upload schedule lmao wasn't me
Would be interesting to see how well fire-hardened wood would perform.
Also one could think of classic Katana style compound wooden pickaxes with hard, sharper/thinner edge and broader, softer but more flexible backside to support and soften the impact to avoid cracks/breaking.
Sap might be used as a natural glue to help fitting the pieces together.
Also, water and slight heat can be used to permanently bend straight wood into a curved shape, to align the direction of the wood fibers with the best shape to optimize resilience to the impact, rather than just sawing a curve out of the straight wood fibers.
Also, ancient Egyptians are known to have hammered wooden stakes into rocks, then using water and heat to make the wood expand in thickness, in order to split the rocks in a fairly precise manner creating nicely shaped stone blocks. Clearly, wood can beat stone if used "correctly".
actually to perfect it u need to use 3 whole cubic meters of wood for the top and 2 half of a cubic meter of a plank as the sticks
Luis: can steve actually break stone with a wood pick
steve: can legit punch a dragon to death
steve: can also break a diamond with his fist ._.
wtf break diamond with fist what drugs are u on dud?
I've been waiting for this video it's QUALITY
AYYYY THANK YOU ABEL
This guy is making real physics to Minecraft physics he is a legend 0-0
I wish he’d used wedges when connecting the head to the handles.
Same, I was surprised when he didn't
What a GROUND BREAKING video!!!!!!
Imagine someone in the park/forest walking in on this random guy whacking on rocks with a funny looking pickaxe made entirely of wood.
*spends 500 on a piece of wood*
*a while later*
“I’m cheap.”
What RTX shader pack are you using? These graphics are amazing!
here's a link to download it ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@CallMeElv32Thought this was a rickroll lol.
@@thebrowncow441 it's rtx shader real life v420.69
And what mods are he using?
@@CallMeElv32 ohh the ad saved me hahahaha
-"you wasted a lot of money to buy a piece of incredibly hard and rare wood. why?"
-"well... uh..."
That lignum vitae is pretty gnarly stuff!
Ligma Vibe
I don't know, some people might call it a cop-out, but I really like how Louis stays as close as possible to the source while still trying to test the topic. It's not like he's some dweeb who gave up after the first try, he actually puts a lot of effort into seeing how realistic things like this are.
“Taking little chips”
Dude, you HAVE seen how fats he swings his tools? It takes a few dozen hits to break anything.
Steve chips mines everything!
Keep in mind steve can lift the Eiffel Tower so he's got hella muscles
the next one in this series: "Can Minecraft's stone pickaxe REALLY mine iron ore?"
Next video: *Do Minecraft Water MLG really work?*
Just remember Steve is strong enough to walk around with armour made of solid diamond in addition to whatever is in his inventory, so maybe he just brute forces the wood into the stone, idfk
Diamonds are just fancy coal, they aren’t heavy lol
@@Dwurogowy coal itself isn’t light though, imagine running around in a thick suit of pure coal, not only would you ruin your clothes but you’d tire pretty quickly
@@lancsdragon2619 yes, but i'd imagine gold is quite a bit heavier, so i've got no clue why you didn't say gold armor lol
Many people have made wooden shovels and swords. IDAT made a wooden axe. Louis Weisz made a wooden pick. All we need is a wooden hoe, and we've got the whole Minecraft wooden toolset.
Can't wait for IRL Minecraft Diamond pickaxe
Now, can a stone pickaxe break iron ore?
“You’re going to shake their hands”
- Gustavo
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I thought this was going to be mega clickbait but, this is some cool stuff!
You forgot that Steve is a Minecraft God that can carry Millions of tons. And also breaking iron block by hand....
Meaning that his muscle is... You know...
Diamond too.
@@mr.cauliflower3536 *As Well