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It's a shame these movies came out before the God's Not Dead movies. I would have loved for David AR White to be Reverend Dave in this trilogy also and the story could be him and his brother John Corbett facing the apocalypse after the evil and secular ACLU had successfully proven that God IS dead and broken the universe by doing so. Kevin Sorbo could return as the Devil at some point and Reverend Jude could be a guardian angel. And wacky hijinks and shtick would be plentiful!
"Sorbolamite" is one of the greatest lines you have ever spoken about one of the stupidest lows in a once-memorable career. I had to stop the video and rewind from laughing so much that I couldn't keep track of what was happening afterwards.
"Do you trust the vest... or god?" "If a triggers been pulled in my direction I'm trusting the vest. I trust god to stop that trigger from being pulled but the fact that this particular vest is one of many makes and models could be interpreted as proof that he's not very good at that job..." *pushes up glasses*
I think I'd have said "Both, but if I have a vest, the laws of physics protect me too. God would have to break the law of physics to save me without a vest. I don't want to force him to undermine his own creation"
You know what I want to see in one of these Rapture movies? Someone being like "THAT guy??! He got raptured?! He was an asshole!" then someone says "Yes, but you don't have to be sinless to be saved". Why do ALL of the people raptured in these movies speak and act like Ned Flanders all the time? It's not even consistent with the internal mythology and rules of their belief system.
Okay.Why is it that if Hollywood does it critics like Mike Medved denounce the sex and violence yet if PureFlix does the same thing it's fine and dandy ?
@@TheUluxian I like to picture Republican Jesus armed with a full auto AR-15 that is not an M16 or M4 for reasons, keeping out the endless hordes of the entitled illegals clamoring "But we're saved!". _"Why should _*_*I*_*_ pay for _*_*YOUR*_*_ sins?!?! GET A JOB!!"_ - Republican Xenophobic Murderous Jesus (you can get killed in the afterlife, it sends you to the after-afterlife).
Btw throughout the last few days of the quarantine ive taken to singing the “Jesus bro” theme outloud. Now my Sunday school teacher aunt can’t stop humming the tune. I think she thinks it’s a legit religious song
Oh, that's a good one! Too bad the eternal Hellfire you'll face in the afterlife doesn't have a sense of humor. It burns equally hot for Angus Young, John Denver or Adolph Hitler as it does for Sunday School smartasses. Enjoy yr ceaseless pain and suffering, funny man, hope it was worth it!!!
You might as well have taught her the tune to 'Reign In Blood', her soul is now like a piece of warm Dogshit to Jesus, now. He's PISSED, no question...
A reference to the BEST “Mike & the Mechanics “ song ! … I love it ! ….. actually ” Silent Running “ has a lot of similarities with these post apocalyptic, religious movies !, making the references double cool !
I can't stand David A R White, and he looks so lame he looks genetically bred to be a Mormon missionary. But he's STILL a better action star than Steven Seagal!
I can't see Ray Wise without "Marsidotes & dosidotes" playing in my head. Well played, Twin Peaks. Well played. Brad's crush on David AR White is always entertaining.
All I hear is when the opening to the first Revelation Road movie starts "First there was the collapse of civilization: anarchy, genocide, starvation. Then when it seemed things couldn't get any worse, we got the plague. The Living Death, quickly closing its fist over the entire planet. Then we heard the rumors: that the last scientists were working on a cure that would end the plague and restore the world. Restore it? Why? I like the death! I like the misery! I like this world!" No joke, if they just copied that opening, this would have been even better. And I like these movies. They're good, old, stupid fun.
"Well, good to see professional wrestling still exists." And Sting, the born-again Christian pro-wrestler, is the only character who has any goddamn common sense @27:50 (before getting shot in the chest)
Why make fun of this? The bible clearly states that the world will becomea mad max movie in real life in the book of revelations and that David AR White will be chosen to be the new Bibleman to get into a lightsaber battle with biker Anti-Christ.
@@HylianFox3 He's really not a bad actor. Him being the lead and his chemistry with John Corbett made God's Not Dead 3 feel like a real movie. That and the writing being exponentially better than the first two. The only movie of his where I didn't like his performance was Bells of Innocence, and that had a lot to do with the fact that Mike Norris was giving him nothing to work with, and he looked bored by the 30 minute mark.
i remembered watching a espn 30 for 30 about Brian Bosworth's football career into his retirement and the last 5 minutes had him dressed like weird biker and i always wondered what movie he was filming. im glad it was something weird and crazy
11:00 This makes me think of Pee Wee in “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” when he says, “There are things about me you wouldn’t understand, things you couldn’t understand, things you shouldn’t understand.”
Its always nice seeing David A.R. White going super saijyan. See Pure Flix when you dont take yourself super serious you can actually make stuff that maybe even Dave can enjoy watching. Enjoy may be a tall order but may get him to not use his there is no hope for this planet stare.
You know whats fascinating about this "series"? Its been out for 7 years, has Eric Roberts and Ray Wise (grear character actors), is published by a company mocked worldwide....and I couldn't find a wikipedia page for any of it. Nor was there anything on TV Tropes. When even the autismo of Tropes is empty, I wonder if they're actively DMCAing things
This review has been up for a year. Of course this review is positive and by a critic they invite to their premiers (Brad was invited to the premier of the Beckman), so that may affect things.
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the great khans and papa khan when the beginning of the first movie the biker gang all had spikes and khan style decorations on their bikes and the leader had a giant hammer lol
I don't recommend religion movies but the first film in this collection yep cinema snob like Mad Max meets any Christian movie Isn't that Sting from WCW
I only know Sting fron The Police. I had seen him in 'lock stock + two smoking barrels' decades ago and was like "Damn! Easy listening jazz has NOTbeen kind to this dude! Go back to playing Cod-Reggae, dude...Either that, or avoid tantric ugly-bumping, Somethin' ain't working..." But, No...very different human...both white, it's hard to tell those white people apart! I swear I'm not raccisssst!!
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the great khans and papa khan when the beginning of the first movie the biker gang all had spikes and khan style decorations on their bikes and the leader had a giant hammer lol
1:12- May the 4th be with you. 5:13- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eric Roberts is in this movie? I'm just praying that this performance isn't as phoned in as A Karate Christmas Miracle. 11:05- "My life is really...complex." -Bruce Wayne, Batman (1989) This movie has more flash effects than the Exegol scenes in The Rise of Skywalker. 16:02- Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? 17:50- "And not just the men...but the women...and the children, too. They were like animals, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!... I HATE THEM!" 20:51- Already a better Jesus than Neil Breen in "I Am Here....Now." 25:51- Or Weapon XII at best. 49:28- Speaking of which, I wonder whether or not Dreamer has been raptured. 50:05- The editor should have taken notes on how Star Wars does scene wipes. (Yeah, I'm bringing up Star Wars a lot here, but it's mostly because it's Star Wars Day.) Speaking as someone who lives in Southwest Iowa, I also agree that this film looks like it takes place in the Midwest. 54:30- "And all the time, God is good, shitface." 59:41- "Whoever, therefore, shall break one of these least commandments, and teach others to do so, shall be called least in the Kingdom of Heaven; but whoever shall do and teach them shall be called great in the Kingdom of Heaven." -The REAL Matthew 5:19 1:02:50- OH, GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BREAK! These religious filmmakers need to cut this shit out right the bitch now!
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HMU weenis
My favorite reviews of yours are the ones where you take on religious films.
Your best reaction material in quite some time, great job!
Following 'Mad Max?' That means there's a Thunder Dome in the second film. Cinema Snob, can't we get ... wait for it ... beyond Thunder Dome?
I killed them all and I don't feel bad about it 👏👏🙏 praise David A. R. White
"I killed them all. It was easy. I liked it..."
"David, what are you doing? None of this is in the script..."
"Not yours. (Glances toward the hotel Bible) HIS."
He forgot to say "and not just the men, but the women and children too"
David: HEY! Jesus, man!
His just thinking about his past
"God's not dead, but you are." That was HILARIOUS!
My only complaint is this isn't called "Jason Bourne-again".
I totally made the same connection!
They fully intended that to be the subtitle of the third movie, but due to some aggressive copywriting, they had to change it.
That's what Pureflix is going to call their James Bond knock-off.
👌🏻
That's a creative retitled of Jason goes to hell.... or is it Jason X?
Nothing like watching Kevin Sorbo walk around with an Ikea rug on his back lol .
When he mentioned Fat Albert's gang, all I could hear in my head was "Pray Pray Pray!" In Fat Albert's voice
Ha ha! I was going to make a roofie joke to follow this up but, man, too soon.
Where’s Mushmouth?
It's a shame these movies came out before the God's Not Dead movies. I would have loved for David AR White to be Reverend Dave in this trilogy also and the story could be him and his brother John Corbett facing the apocalypse after the evil and secular ACLU had successfully proven that God IS dead and broken the universe by doing so. Kevin Sorbo could return as the Devil at some point and Reverend Jude could be a guardian angel. And wacky hijinks and shtick would be plentiful!
That sounds awesome and would be worth it's weight in laughs in how batshit insane it would be.
Yes
Throwing this out there, but fanfiction is a thing... I'd read it.
Omg that sound amazing #BookItDavid
This sounds like a much better movie.
Does this mean we can hope for a "Revelation Road: Fury Road" in 20 years?
4 Revelation 4 Road (or however the F&F titles number their films)
@@HylianFox3 2 Revelatory2Faithful
That would certainly put a different context to "WITNESS MEEEEEEE!"
Except it will be called "A sea of Songs and Fire and Ice and Glass"
@@HylianFox3 "Revelation 4y Road" would be my guess...
Best Pureflix films you've ever reviewed. I didn't feel like I was being preached at the whole time.
It really only felt like a PureFlix movie whenever Ray Wise was talking.
this is how you make a religious film. don't shove religion in it. use religion as a theme or in the plot.
@@HylianFox3 I think this film was not in Texas, but Missoula MonTANNNNAAAA!
"Sorbolamite" is one of the greatest lines you have ever spoken about one of the stupidest lows in a once-memorable career. I had to stop the video and rewind from laughing so much that I couldn't keep track of what was happening afterwards.
Kevin Sorbo clearly thought we needed sombody to at least try to be Australian in this Mad Max knockoff trilogy.
Kevin Sorbo should have played David AR White's role!
@@andrewhix9603I thought that **was** Scotty... They're amalgamating into one blobby theofascist "actor".
@@andrewhix9603 Maybe at one time, but DARW works here because he's not known for playing tough guys.
And the Lord sayeth unto his people "Who runs Bartertown? WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN??"
And I sayeth unto you master blaster is the one that runneth the town of Barter.
And he therefore lifted the embargo, and it was good.
David A.R. White thinks he's making an "I'm about to kick your ass" face. But it's really more of an "I am currently peeing" face.
He makes me think of Elijah Wood as Frodo, he makes that kind of face a LOT.
Looked more like his orgasm face which was even more disturbing.
"You can do both. You can wear the vest and pray you don't get shot in the head!"... Amen brother, amen.
"Do you trust the vest... or god?"
"If a triggers been pulled in my direction I'm trusting the vest. I trust god to stop that trigger from being pulled but the fact that this particular vest is one of many makes and models could be interpreted as proof that he's not very good at that job..." *pushes up glasses*
I think I'd have said "Both, but if I have a vest, the laws of physics protect me too. God would have to break the law of physics to save me without a vest. I don't want to force him to undermine his own creation"
"I thought they were going to open a nightclub in the middle of the desert."
Yep, I also can't wait to see the Pureflix spin on From Dusk Till Dawn.
It makes me sad that Ray Wise has been in these movies, he is an underrated character actor.
Twin peaks
Robocop
What happened Ray?
Screw him he killed Laura Palmer.But he is a good actor.
@@frankf684 😂😂 that was Randall Flag wasn't it 😂
I know it was bob
Sadly he doesn't do this for the money. He does it because he believes this shit.
Still better than working with Victor Salva.
God I just can't unsee the Blond Tucker whenever A.R. White is on screen 😂
You know what I want to see in one of these Rapture movies? Someone being like "THAT guy??! He got raptured?! He was an asshole!" then someone says "Yes, but you don't have to be sinless to be saved". Why do ALL of the people raptured in these movies speak and act like Ned Flanders all the time? It's not even consistent with the internal mythology and rules of their belief system.
Okay.Why is it that if Hollywood does it critics like Mike Medved denounce the sex and violence yet if PureFlix does the same thing it's fine and dandy ?
The average modern Christian has a belief system entirely separate from the Bible.
@@LinksBetweenDrinks Well these days you have a choice..
"Classic" Jesus or "Republican" Jesus....
@@TheUluxian I like to picture Republican Jesus armed with a full auto AR-15 that is not an M16 or M4 for reasons, keeping out the endless hordes of the entitled illegals clamoring "But we're saved!". _"Why should _*_*I*_*_ pay for _*_*YOUR*_*_ sins?!?! GET A JOB!!"_ - Republican Xenophobic Murderous Jesus (you can get killed in the afterlife, it sends you to the after-afterlife).
Not a very good salesman, is he? Could have replied with "I trust God to protect their souls, I trust the vest to protect their bodies." Or something.
Nah, that would require some complex thought and wit which, based on Pureflix's catalog... 🤷🏽♀️
Also, do real kevlar vests only have protection in the front? Sounds like a gaping hole in the vests' effectiveness, to me...
Right!? The sales pitch writes itself! I could sell that vest to a man without a damn chest.
Btw throughout the last few days of the quarantine ive taken to singing the “Jesus bro” theme outloud. Now my Sunday school teacher aunt can’t stop humming the tune. I think she thinks it’s a legit religious song
You lil devil😈💜Lol!!
Oh, that's a good one! Too bad the eternal Hellfire you'll face in the afterlife doesn't have a sense of humor. It burns equally hot for Angus Young, John Denver or Adolph Hitler as it does for Sunday School smartasses. Enjoy yr ceaseless pain and suffering, funny man, hope it was worth it!!!
You might as well have taught her the tune to 'Reign In Blood', her soul is now like a piece of warm Dogshit to Jesus, now. He's PISSED, no question...
@@olivermarijuanajones1584 Comic gold, man! Keep it coming, we're all (metaphorically) rolling on the floor!
@@helbent4 ...be careful not to roll in the warm dogshit.
This is the best way to spend an hour.
We had Surfer Sting, Crow Sting, Wolfpac Sting, Joker Sting and now Biker Sting.
She didnt know her husband was a veteran, despite him, you know, wearing dog tags? lol
He wasn't a veteran he was a super soldier
Conservative Christian's assume women are stupid, useless, baby machines.
Nose too deep in the Bible to notice what the husband is wearing every day?
Gotta admit from Snob's review, despite the awkward editing, this one looks like one of the "good" end-times trilogy.
Bronson, Lee, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Norris, Roundtree, Chan, Willis, Van Damme, Lundgren, Washington, Neeson, Seagal, Cruise, Li, Statham, Adkins, A.R. White
THE CHRISTSEPNDABLES!!!!
Hmmm, a Christian Expendables, Awsome!
A Pureflix version of Mad Max? This should be interesting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wise even as Jesus freak acts like a cult leader
Dude they put STING in this as A VILLAIN! Why wouldn't you have him be the main character that can suddenly kick ass, it writes itself...
Don't you mean Max Max? ;-)
I always said the Mad Max films would've been better if Max beat his enemies over the head with a giant cross.
"God's not dead. But you are."😎
Damn, you did it before I did!
Sounds like something Charles Bronson would have said in an 80's Cannon movie.
"Don't make me holy, you wouldn't like me when I'm holy!"
"Someone's about to get power-fisted!"
*Snob zooms in on a horse's mouth*
A reference to the BEST “Mike & the Mechanics “ song ! … I love it ! ….. actually ” Silent Running “ has a lot of similarities with these post apocalyptic, religious movies !, making the references double cool !
“I’ve been having these really bad dreams lately. Like, is any of this for real or not?”
Sorry. I had to
"None of this..Makes sense to me."
The Battlesword of course! Reverend Dave was the master of masters!
@@SnowyDragoon And the biker leader was secretly part of the True Organization XIII!
I did it too. 😔
That's one of the last videos I'd expect to see a Kingdom Hearts quote.
I can't stand David A R White, and he looks so lame he looks genetically bred to be a Mormon missionary. But he's STILL a better action star than Steven Seagal!
Hahah. I'm Mormon, but he's way past his 20s to be a Mormon missionary.
@@Leonard1977ful
Yes but he was in his 20s once
Not Hard to Kill era Seagal.
Steven Seagal would take David A R White "to the bank... the blood bank."
Cullen Mitchell 😂😂 lol
31:06
Oh my God! They forced David R White to beta test the virtual boy! Those Monsters!
That would turn anybody into a cold-blooded killer.
_"Some things... not even God can save you from. Red him up, boys!"_
Mad Max, bro.
Sorbo's accent almost killed me when I watched these. Fizzy drinks hurt when they go up your nose.
10:20, wait a minute, ITS STING!!!!
IT'S STIIIIIIIINNNGG!!!!
@@Ceadda1220 I definitely didn't see Sting in the apocalypse join the bad guys.
@@JoeChillton it's a swerve bro...lol...
@@JoeChillton Classic Russo swerve!
I once told a co-worker about Sting being in a metal diaper thing in Dune and he was like, "The wrestler?" I said, "no no the musician. "
These always make my day's off better!!!
This makes my everyday off better.
“Do you trust a vest or God?” Why could’ve God have given me the vest?
Vest or god? None. "The emperor protects!"
“God, because He obviously sent me out here in the middle of freaking NOWHERE to sell YOU a bulletproof vest. Now buy the damn vest!”
Noah, do you trust the Ark or God.
Sometimes God can give what we need in physical form.
This was uploaded on my birthday, what a birthday present!
If that's the most epic allergy commercial you've ever seen, you haven't seen "Unedited Footage of a Bear"
I have been waiting for this for awhile. Thank you, Brad. I wish you, your wife, and Lloyd the best.
Josh: "... forgiveness."
Hog: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WORD???!!!"
You can tell it's a PureFlix movie because it features everyone from every other PureFlix movie.
They're like Adam Sandler, without the stupid-voice career to fall down from.
"Its jesus, bro." And roll credits.
I can't see Ray Wise without "Marsidotes & dosidotes" playing in my head. Well played, Twin Peaks. Well played.
Brad's crush on David AR White is always entertaining.
Liking just for that kickstarter campaign. Hell of a sales pitch.
You are so great, Brad. Just thought I'd let you know. :D
My mom loves the Stand and loves your Stand review.
One nice thing about quarantine: More huge 1hr+ Cinema Snob reviews!
I've been waiting SO LONG for you to review these movies!
All I hear is when the opening to the first Revelation Road movie starts
"First there was the collapse of civilization: anarchy, genocide, starvation. Then when it seemed things couldn't get any worse, we got the plague. The Living Death, quickly closing its fist over the entire planet. Then we heard the rumors: that the last scientists were working on a cure that would end the plague and restore the world. Restore it? Why? I like the death! I like the misery! I like this world!"
No joke, if they just copied that opening, this would have been even better. And I like these movies. They're good, old, stupid fun.
I thought snob was joking when he said sting was in the movie then I realized it really was sting
And more we’re getting a whole-ass Revelation Road tv-series. Praise the Lord and David A.R. White for this is truly great news.
You had me at, "Heaven is a windowless van, isn't it?"
Reminds me a lot of the little post-apocalypse movies my brother and I used to make. Good memories, though I was one short-fused director.
"Well, good to see professional wrestling still exists."
And Sting, the born-again Christian pro-wrestler, is the only character who has any goddamn common sense @27:50 (before getting shot in the chest)
WAIT! They go back in time to kill Jesus?! ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF JESUS!?!?!?
Nonono, that was the previous video.
PureFlix finally delivers something, Thanks Brad!
I can’t stop quoting the exchange between David A.R. White and Kevin Sorbo over the fake accent. I love it!
Ray Wise also played in the show *Reaper*
as *The Devil* and in the movie *Dead End*
Ray Wise is a classy man.
Why make fun of this? The bible clearly states that the world will becomea mad max movie in real life in the book of revelations and that David AR White will be chosen to be the new Bibleman to get into a lightsaber battle with biker Anti-Christ.
DreamSprite Oh you have no idea how much I wish that movie actually existed
"code name: Achilles"
"ehhh, why not, he already has a heel"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
David A.R. White, badass is something that I'd never thought I'd say but...here we are
It never ceases to baffle me how he's too good for his own movies.
@@HylianFox3 He's really not a bad actor. Him being the lead and his chemistry with John Corbett made God's Not Dead 3 feel like a real movie. That and the writing being exponentially better than the first two.
The only movie of his where I didn't like his performance was Bells of Innocence, and that had a lot to do with the fact that Mike Norris was giving him nothing to work with, and he looked bored by the 30 minute mark.
I thought Brad has like 500k+ subscribes. Damn he deserves more.
"the sons of Arky Arky"
God damn genius. You are a god damned genius.
I’m surprised Brad didn’t say “you were in The Dark Knight!” when Eric Roberts came on screen
If all the people that movies like this tend to deem worthy of rapturing were to suddenly disappear, would it really effect society that much?
Yes, for the the better lol.
Yeah things would be waaaaaay better......
We'd advance 2,000 years overnight.
Class of 1985 here...totally into this!
Finally. You've been referencing this movies so often that I figured you'd get to it before now.
i remembered watching a espn 30 for 30 about Brian Bosworth's football career into his retirement and the last 5 minutes had him dressed like weird biker and i always wondered what movie he was filming. im glad it was something weird and crazy
We all know that Brian Bosworth was the undercover cop the whole time. He is clearly still playing Joe Huff from Stone Cold.
Happy all of those souls returned to the Lifestream.
11:00 This makes me think of Pee Wee in “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” when he says, “There are things about me you wouldn’t understand, things you couldn’t understand, things you shouldn’t understand.”
17:55 "I don't feel bad about it. I don't feel...anything." Diagnosis--Psycopath. Check the crawlspace under the family home immediately.
Whoa whoa whoa....10:20....The Man Called Sting is in this?!! Business just picked up.
ha! That was a bad mistake Bosworth....now Sting's just gonna come back as the Crow and point a baseball at you menacingly.
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Christian guys
Got raptured up as I fell asleep
Looking forward to part 4 where he has to travel back in time to prevent the apocalypse by stopping the cult of the newsboys
_"♫ God's Not Dead, Now Let's Drink The Kool-Aid! ♫"_
How is it that I **JUST NOW** realized that Brad and Snob wear different glasses?!
Not even ten minutes in and I'm pissing myself. Christ this is gonna be a good episode.
9:58 Ironically, this is part of my Cinema Snob Thanksgiving lineup and I totally forgot about this joke
Snob: "...Bosworth and Sting are believable as bikers.."
Me: "Wait. What? Sting?!"
(rewinds 10 seconds back)
Me: "😯 Holy shit, that *is* Sting!!"
oh sting the wrestler. i thought he meant sting the singer
1 hour review? Yes please, Cinema Daddy
Its always nice seeing David A.R. White going super saijyan. See Pure Flix when you dont take yourself super serious you can actually make stuff that maybe even Dave can enjoy watching. Enjoy may be a tall order but may get him to not use his there is no hope for this planet stare.
Former Central Illinoisan (Tuscola), love those jokes!
Route 36 is the REAL Revelation Road.
Wow, between this and the human centipede 3, Eric Roberts really will be in anything.
10:06 I can't believe I saw Steve Borden (Sting) is in this movie... damn now I might have to watch these.
Can't wait until 30 years from now when White makes the Fury Road-esque installment to the series.
Holy sh!t, I'm only three minutes in but this series looks like it was an endurance trial. Way to take one for the team, Brad.
Why does this seem like Pureflix presents: Fallout New Vegas?
Because David AE White looks like someone spent two minutes on character creation. High strength and luck but low intelligence and charisma
You know whats fascinating about this "series"?
Its been out for 7 years, has Eric Roberts and Ray Wise (grear character actors), is published by a company mocked worldwide....and I couldn't find a wikipedia page for any of it. Nor was there anything on TV Tropes.
When even the autismo of Tropes is empty, I wonder if they're actively DMCAing things
This review has been up for a year. Of course this review is positive and by a critic they invite to their premiers (Brad was invited to the premier of the Beckman), so that may affect things.
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the great khans and papa khan when the beginning of the first movie the biker gang all had spikes and khan style decorations on their bikes and the leader had a giant hammer lol
I rented this thinking that is was Sam Mendes' Revolutionary Road. Damn you PureFlix. And damn me for not paying attention.
Ok was not expecting the stinger. My all time favorite
Jason Bourne again 😂
I don't recommend religion movies but the first film in this collection yep cinema snob like Mad Max meets any Christian movie
Isn't that Sting from WCW
It is Sting
I only know Sting fron The Police. I had seen him in 'lock stock + two smoking barrels' decades ago and was like "Damn! Easy listening jazz has NOTbeen kind to this dude! Go back to playing Cod-Reggae, dude...Either that, or avoid tantric ugly-bumping, Somethin' ain't working..." But, No...very different human...both white, it's hard to tell those white people apart! I swear I'm not raccisssst!!
Oh shit, it's Steve!
yep that's him.
@@olivermarijuanajones1584 different Sting.
"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan at your service"
Kevin Sorbo's accent sounds like a Transylvanian Australian.
"Never any good radio stations in the desert."
Excuse me but have you not heard of Mr. New Vegas?
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the great khans and papa khan when the beginning of the first movie the biker gang all had spikes and khan style decorations on their bikes and the leader had a giant hammer lol
A final fist fight between the white half of the interracial pastoral couple and professor rattison would have been a much better ending
1:12- May the 4th be with you.
5:13- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eric Roberts is in this movie? I'm just praying that this performance isn't as phoned in as A Karate Christmas Miracle.
11:05- "My life is really...complex." -Bruce Wayne, Batman (1989)
This movie has more flash effects than the Exegol scenes in The Rise of Skywalker.
16:02- Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
17:50- "And not just the men...but the women...and the children, too. They were like animals, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!... I HATE THEM!"
20:51- Already a better Jesus than Neil Breen in "I Am Here....Now."
25:51- Or Weapon XII at best.
49:28- Speaking of which, I wonder whether or not Dreamer has been raptured.
50:05- The editor should have taken notes on how Star Wars does scene wipes. (Yeah, I'm bringing up Star Wars a lot here, but it's mostly because it's Star Wars Day.)
Speaking as someone who lives in Southwest Iowa, I also agree that this film looks like it takes place in the Midwest.
54:30- "And all the time, God is good, shitface."
59:41- "Whoever, therefore, shall break one of these least commandments, and teach others to do so, shall be called least in the Kingdom of Heaven; but whoever shall do and teach them shall be called great in the Kingdom of Heaven." -The REAL Matthew 5:19
1:02:50- OH, GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BREAK! These religious filmmakers need to cut this shit out right the bitch now!
26:39 THEY LITERALLY COULD'VE JUST WALKED AWAY! He was fucking asleep!
Robbing a gun shop, the only thing dumber would be to rob a Krispy Kreme.