Hi-Tops - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @FormerBaptist
    @FormerBaptist 6 лет назад +79

    I was a Southern Baptist teenager during the 1980s and I can testify that my authority figures would have considered this cutting edge.

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 7 лет назад +247

    Fluffernutter, corkscrew, Gatorade, BOOM, Cinema Snob!
    Great, you've activated the Winter Soldier...

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 5 лет назад +13

      No. I think he summoned Candyman

    • @theunforgettablefox5165
      @theunforgettablefox5165 4 года назад +7

      I heard reverse beetlejuice

    • @jngr1
      @jngr1 3 года назад +3

      That sounds like what I type into Google solely to fuck with the algorithm.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 2 месяца назад

      That or he evolved C-Moon into Made In Heaven…

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon 7 лет назад +298

    Snob, I can't buy you wanting to rap about peer pressure, you didn't turn your chair around.

    • @swayingmetal0019
      @swayingmetal0019 7 лет назад +12

      Haven't seen the heavens gate review that would have sent him over budget again

    • @swayingmetal0019
      @swayingmetal0019 7 лет назад +8

      Sorry "haven't you seen"

  • @SuperDevolution
    @SuperDevolution 7 лет назад +312

    This movie taught me not to worry about overdosing, because I'll be brought back. I'm going to start taking every drug I come across. Thanks, Hi-Tops!

    • @Delightfully_Witchy
      @Delightfully_Witchy 6 лет назад +19

      I thought he was joking, but he hasn't commented in awhile...

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 лет назад +9

      Well it also teaches not caring about overdosing cause being IN Hi Tops still would be worse than dead.

    • @DTD110865
      @DTD110865 2 года назад +2

      @@Ugly_German_Truths You know those times when you see a bad romantic storyline, and you think this is still a better love story than the Twilight saga? This isn't one of those times.

  • @Choatemister
    @Choatemister 7 лет назад +174

    "It's called college."
    I laughed harder than I should have.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 7 лет назад +3

      should have

    • @Choatemister
      @Choatemister 7 лет назад +1

      culwin sorry about that, fixed it.

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 7 лет назад +7

      Choatemister very true! While the once popular girl flunks out and becomes a Waffle House waitress!

    • @culwin
      @culwin 7 лет назад +2

      collage

  • @dragonmaster613
    @dragonmaster613 3 года назад +21

    "They have birth to a baby...Half human, half Leatherneck Sea Turtle"
    The Origin of Mitch McConnell?

  • @chibi9420
    @chibi9420 7 лет назад +318

    Oh wow, I was in a production of this play when I was 15. I played the devil. It's super corny, but it works a lot better with a bunch of over-enthusuastic theater kids rather than adults, and it was a lot of fun. I admit it's awful, but it's got some serious nostalgia value for me.

    • @FaeQueenCory
      @FaeQueenCory 7 лет назад +38

      Then you are perfectly equipped to answer my query....
      Where exactly was the peer pressure?
      No one was pressuring anyone to do anything....

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 7 лет назад +14

      I don't know if there's a right way to tell you this, so I'll be blunt...there's a 99.9% chance you and your castmates also sucked.

    • @lizzychrome7630
      @lizzychrome7630 7 лет назад +26

      I'd actually be willing to go back in time and watch your school's production of it.

    • @fuckoff8388
      @fuckoff8388 7 лет назад +8

      Chibi94 I get that

    • @chibi9420
      @chibi9420 7 лет назад +35

      Probably, but I don't care. I did it because it was fun, not because I thought it was great theater

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 7 лет назад +111

    I want a .gif version of Brad angrily messing with that fidget cube while staring into the camera.

    • @Kingofcorrect
      @Kingofcorrect 6 лет назад +4

      28:37

    • @thomasgreaves5334
      @thomasgreaves5334 6 лет назад +3

      makeagif.com/gif/cinema-snob-fidget-cube-Vk9JUa

    • @mannythemaniac13
      @mannythemaniac13 10 дней назад

      media0.giphy.com/media/ePhte2UaCdKp4pvX63/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe911g48s9t8vynrqxgggy6m8ewajrrinv6clyxo65nb&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
      Your welcome

  • @Radratpup
    @Radratpup 7 лет назад +36

    I grew up in a fundamentalist Christian home and I remember watching this and psalty the singing song book all the time. I had a weird childhood

  • @JaycRam
    @JaycRam 7 лет назад +83

    You know you're in for something special when a Snob review starts out with Brad staring blankly.

  • @JeonardShadby505
    @JeonardShadby505 7 лет назад +394

    This looks like those crappy anti-drug assembly shows we were forced to see in middle school, where all the cast members wear neon shirts and say "Hey guys, I'm *insert name here*!", and the assembly would stop halfway through so that Principal Forrester could yell at Glenn Cooper for throwing a paper ball on stage, and they'd have to drag someone out of the auditorium after they fainted during the segment of the assembly where they show crime scene photos of celebrities after they died from drug use.

    • @FireroseNekowolf
      @FireroseNekowolf 7 лет назад +68

      I now imagine Dr. Forrester from MST3k as a school principal. Comes onto the loud speakers and is like:
      "Hello, my collection of spawns from backwater devils. For today's schedule, you'll all be shoved into our cramp little auditorium and subjected to what can only be described in comparison to Reefer Madness as Birdemic was to Hitchcock's The Birds."
      Or something like that.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 лет назад +11

      I remember having some presentation on meth... in middle school...
      Maybe I just wasn't as stupid as my peers.

    • @JeonardShadby505
      @JeonardShadby505 7 лет назад +1

      FireroseNekowolf Love it!

    • @garybrocklehurst6784
      @garybrocklehurst6784 7 лет назад +22

      I remember some ex-addicts coming to speak to my class and a group of popular idiots yelling 'smack head!' repeatedly at one of the women.
      This is the kind of show that probably made young people more interested in drugs. All the religious overtones just make my skin crawl.

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 7 лет назад +3

      Damn that is very specific! But quite accurate.

  • @WeirdToYourMother
    @WeirdToYourMother 7 лет назад +101

    "Well, on the bright side, at least he can have SAX before marriage." I died. The dumbest possible joke, and also the greatest. Just finished the vid and it might be one of your best. You're just so cruel to these god-fearin' youngsters.

  • @endlessnoise9173
    @endlessnoise9173 7 лет назад +83

    The nerdy guy was so traumatized by this whole experience that he moved to Canada to live with his Uncle Red.

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 7 лет назад +23

      Endless Noise If they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

    • @sillygrl23
      @sillygrl23 7 лет назад +12

      You guys both win a life-time supply of Internet Cookie Pizza for that Red Green reference :D

    • @Kochiha
      @Kochiha 4 года назад +5

      Keep your stick on the ice!

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins 3 года назад +5

      *I KNEW IT* 🤣🇨🇦

    • @midwestguy1983
      @midwestguy1983 3 года назад +4

      Yup, that is definitely Harold

  • @TheCinemaBizarro
    @TheCinemaBizarro 7 лет назад +19

    Clicking on a Cinema Snob video without a thumbnail image is like opening a blank box left by a stranger on you front porch: you don't know what you're gonna get but you're fairly sure you'll need medical treatment afterwards.

  • @dunes8817
    @dunes8817 7 лет назад +65

    The only thing it's missing is the "My name is __ and I'm here to say" type of rap.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад +7

      If there was a black person in the production YOU DAMNED WELL KNOW THAT THERE WOULD BE ONE!

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 7 лет назад +143

    24:11 When the movie is so bad the tape itself tries committing suicide.

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 лет назад +10

      Maybe it's the same tape that recorded the "In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo"

    • @kyletowers9662
      @kyletowers9662 7 лет назад +11

      and just like Jenny, it was reborn to suffer through this turd as punishment

  • @runtripfall69
    @runtripfall69 7 лет назад +135

    A wild Phelous appears.

    • @LaNoLaCola
      @LaNoLaCola 7 лет назад +19

      Runtripfall it appears that he was expected!

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 7 лет назад +16

      A wild *Toby Fair* appears.

    • @evrbody
      @evrbody 7 лет назад +7

      You run away to avoid it.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 лет назад +10

      NO....

    • @LaNoLaCola
      @LaNoLaCola 7 лет назад +3

      TVBForever actually his name is spelled Tobe. Much like director Tobe Hooper

  • @SidewalkRunner
    @SidewalkRunner 7 лет назад +36

    I was waiting for a Stayin Alive cutaway and I got one! JUMP DAMN IT!

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 7 лет назад +48

    Take away the religion and give them a proper set, and this is basically one of those Disney Channel live action TV-series. Notice the "lolrandom" moment at 18:46.

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 7 лет назад +21

    Okay, Doctor Who and then a Nightman "laughs are cheap, I'm going for gasps" reference? This episode is officially complete and the best one of this year's Musical March in September. :D

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount9462 7 лет назад +186

    I'm still waiting for their cover of "Everyone has AIDS."

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 7 лет назад +28

      Everyone has PRAISE
      PRAISE, PRAISE, PRAISE
      PRUH-PRUH-PRAIST, PRAISE, PRAISE!

    • @davidbauler3159
      @davidbauler3159 7 лет назад +4

      Their was a fundamentalist Christian group that aired a sketch comedy/drama series for da youngsters. They did - at least - one horrible AIDS/gay segment. The series was late 1980s - mid 1990s.

    • @scarlettrahnavard3101
      @scarlettrahnavard3101 5 лет назад +4

      Team America reference. Awesome.

  • @masterof4elements826
    @masterof4elements826 4 года назад +9

    The handshake between Tony and Angel Hair is the most coordinated thing in the show

  • @andrewkind2820
    @andrewkind2820 7 лет назад +94

    Why does the devil look like Count Dracula mixed with David Bowie

    • @cannibalbunnygirl
      @cannibalbunnygirl 6 лет назад +10

      Because the devil is cool and we all know it

    • @michellewarns2778
      @michellewarns2778 6 лет назад +3

      Okay, so I'm not the only 1 who thinks he looks some-what like David Bowie.

    • @icantbelieveitsnotnews2828
      @icantbelieveitsnotnews2828 6 лет назад +6

      Because the devil really is the lovechild of Count Dracula and David Bowie.

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 5 лет назад +2

      Ever seen Taco the guy did that 80s cover of putting on the Ritz that's who he looks like

    • @RavensForestStudios
      @RavensForestStudios 5 лет назад +1

      The devil looks like Jay leno

  • @TahishaArvo
    @TahishaArvo 6 лет назад +7

    this is the episode that did it.. i laughed so hard, i literally couldn't breathe.. especially from the dance in the chair after Jenny died.. i love these

  • @DieHardAlien
    @DieHardAlien 7 лет назад +45

    Nice to wake up to see the notification of a new Cinema Snob video uploaded.

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 11 месяцев назад +3

    Ngl the devil in his full sequin suit is kind of slaying. They went full Rocky Horror on him.

  • @tHustr4
    @tHustr4 7 лет назад +36

    *BOOM, CINEMASNOB!!*

  • @natemo82
    @natemo82 7 лет назад +6

    I remember seeing this performed live at Irvine Meadows in Irvine, California when I was approximately 5 years old. Thanks for the memories Snob.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 5 лет назад +9

    I can't help but notice the audiences laughter of the nerds romance scene. Then again, this was long before being a nerd became a more socially acceptable thing.

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 7 лет назад +27

    The Devil looks like Liberace in greasepaint.

  • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
    @PrinzPassionsfrucht 5 лет назад +14

    1:26 "So let´s rap about peer-pressure, kids, because when the devil shows up to give you advice, mark my words: It ain´t gonna be very nice!"
    Snoop Doggy Snob is spitting some hot bars yo!

  • @SithBunny1
    @SithBunny1 Год назад +2

    Holy crap, I remember this!! I had this and Psalty on VHS when I was a kid.

  • @kimmididwhat
    @kimmididwhat 6 лет назад +7

    Sweet Jesus!!!, I take back everything!!! After 33 years, Your video was better than the play!!! I just freaking spit my latte at my phone screen... 😂😂😂

  • @akirealamub
    @akirealamub 6 лет назад +9

    Thank you Snob for giving me a new earworm to get stuck in my head at the most random times...."I want to be in the band, I want to be in the band, I got to be in the baaand!"....

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 7 лет назад +49

    Gotta love how the impetus is on the girl to tell the guy "no sex."

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад +16

      That's religion for ya, those boys just can't be darned to control their urges!

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 7 лет назад +72

    Holy shit, caught the Heathers reference at 12:40 XD

    • @MetroidHatchling
      @MetroidHatchling 7 лет назад +4

      He makes some sly references!

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 7 лет назад +8

      "Dad loves his gay son" came from Heathers.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 лет назад +7

      It's more funny when you imagine this as the religious version of "Heathers the Musical"

    • @ssbbdudes
      @ssbbdudes 6 лет назад +3

      80s Heathers >>>> Any other version

    • @RobAGabor
      @RobAGabor 6 лет назад +5

      Well. the line is "I love my dead gay son." And then Jason Dean wonders how the father would feel if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse. But I love all Heathers references. Especially ones that involve Veronica.

  • @-austintacious-2400
    @-austintacious-2400 5 лет назад +10

    Is it concerning that my Christmas Eve tradition is to watch the Cinema Snobs review of High Tops every year?!?!

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 3 года назад +1

      Only that you chose this over his reviews of more Christmas-y movies.

    • @bluecoin3771
      @bluecoin3771 Год назад

      For me, it's his Silent Night Deadly Night reviews.

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 Год назад

      @@dragonmaster613 I dunno, I’ll take this over Gay Jesus for Christmas.

  • @nannaleifa
    @nannaleifa 7 лет назад +44

    Was the casting director for this...thing the same one from _Grease?_ Man, those guys were never out of demand.

  • @bluetarantulaproductions6179
    @bluetarantulaproductions6179 4 года назад +6

    These movies were one of the reasons I got kicked out of Sunday school, that and drawing a snake during arts and crafts and not knowing that the critter was depiction of the devil in the Garden of Eden.

  • @gromcomando
    @gromcomando 7 лет назад +2

    Thanks for bringing back another repressed church movie night memory from my childhood.

  • @aiberlane3390
    @aiberlane3390 6 лет назад +8

    This is the most 80's thing I've ever seen. And I've watched a LOT of 80's stuff.

  • @micahmaxwell2676
    @micahmaxwell2676 7 лет назад +6

    I... remember seeing this. Live. There was a touring production of it at the church my family and I went to. Or maybe the church put on their own performance of it? I would have been around 5 or 6 at the time so it's all pretty fuzzy but I DEFINITELY remember the green hair and the death scene.

  • @ObsidianOx-GM
    @ObsidianOx-GM Год назад +3

    Brad's scripting was on point, every other minute or two there was something entertaining or humorous. Bravo.

  • @Cinderspider
    @Cinderspider 7 лет назад +8

    I can't believe you reviewed this this has been my favorite bad musical movie for a WHILE now - I show all of my friends this at one point or another!

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 7 лет назад +73

    5:47 ah, she blinded me with creationism. The official theme song of the Kansas board of education

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 6 лет назад +3

      Poor Kansas ... the butt of so many jokes

    • @KellogsR-ny7ug
      @KellogsR-ny7ug Год назад +1

      All we are…is dust in the wind…

  • @julieporter7805
    @julieporter7805 5 лет назад +9

    It's hypocritical that a musical that speaks out against peer pressure and being yourself spends so much time making fun of the nerd characters. Even the audience makes fun of them.
    I must admit the actress playing Jenny is really good in that scene before she o.d.'s. Her line "Here's to the me that never was" was genuinely moving.
    26:31 Fancy foot work there, Snob. You ought to be in the band. You got to be in the band. You ought to be in the band, Mister.

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад +3

      In the scene where the 2 nerds meet each other and fall in love, I don't think it's funny, I think it's cute.

  • @snakes3425
    @snakes3425 4 года назад +24

    Angel: Diseases are like totally weird like this cold is grossing me out
    Me: Just wait until 2020....

  • @TheMayonakaMidnighter
    @TheMayonakaMidnighter 2 года назад +2

    I have no idea why but I keep watching this episode

  • @trush0t1
    @trush0t1 6 лет назад +5

    This has turned into one of my all time favorite Snob riffs.

  • @greengreen4616
    @greengreen4616 7 лет назад +1

    I clicked on this link hoping that this was the show I saw as a teen - I think our youthgroup saw a version about 25 years ago and I still remember it, espcially the Love Song For Two Nerds. Didn't realise it was a professional production.

  • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
    @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 7 лет назад +99

    Jeez, The Breakfast Club: The Musical really SUCKED.

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 7 лет назад +16

      But the Best "Saved by the Bell" Episode ever

    • @augustwest5356
      @augustwest5356 7 лет назад +3

      Was that supposed to be a joke or make sense? What does this have to do with The Breakfast Club?

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 7 лет назад +3

      +August West
      2 or 3 of the people in this vid are dressed up pretty much exactly like some of the characters from TBC. I guess the connection is a bit tenuous, but I did get 29 upvotes, so I guess some others saw it too? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @DoubleOhSeven68
    @DoubleOhSeven68 7 лет назад +3

    You know it's going to be a good review when the first few seconds are just the Snob sitting in his chair, twiddling his fingers in silence.

  • @Gillz93fyi
    @Gillz93fyi 7 лет назад +4

    This is shaping up to be the best musical march is September ever

  • @Armongorest
    @Armongorest 7 лет назад +2

    I will forever love you for that Roundhouse reference... I miss that show with a passion

    • @KellogsR-ny7ug
      @KellogsR-ny7ug Год назад

      I wasn’t a fan
      I remember being really little though and when I was left with a babysitter on Saturdays I was allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy(even though I was 4) and I think Roundhouse was on first

  • @TheMouseAvenger
    @TheMouseAvenger 7 лет назад +98

    At least, this movie has a good message & intention behind it, unlike Pureflix.

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 7 лет назад +32

      TheMouseAvenger At least this one doesn't seem to have a victim complex.

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 7 лет назад +27

      It's stupid, but harmless

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 7 лет назад +7

      That, too. :-)

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +8

      Eh, the antisex thing is pretty annoying. Not to mention not a single likable character

    • @1000huzzahs
      @1000huzzahs 7 лет назад +18

      Yeah, messages like that are ultimately pretty harmful... But the peer pressure stuff, anti-drugs.. even if the message is stilted, there's truth behind it.

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 6 лет назад +11

    I usually listen to Cinema Snob in the background while I do other things. Brad should take that as a compliment; I find his voice soothing. But there are a couple of episodes where I will play them in the background like five times, and yet I still wouldn't be able to tell you what the movie was about. But then I finally sit down and watch the screen and I realize: No wonder I can't remember. Nothing happens in this movie!

  • @weeds526
    @weeds526 7 лет назад +199

    Good to know that Pokemon: The First Movie ripped off the Jenny rebirth scene

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +16

      I can't believe Pokemon the First Movie is BETTER than something else

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 лет назад +8

      Tareltonlives I remember it being pretty good
      But then again, back then I didn't know 4kids! butchered the movie. Mew was supposed to be the villain, not Mewtwo, for example.
      Wish we'd get proper dubs of the movies originally dubbed by 4kids.

    • @SuperDevolution
      @SuperDevolution 7 лет назад +11

      Ah 4Kids, how is it possible for a company to be so loved yet so hated at the same time?

    • @thequietdreamer2186
      @thequietdreamer2186 7 лет назад +7

      Nah, even 4Kids did that scene better.

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 лет назад +4

      I'm from Brazil, and we usually get the English dubs (which I assume is because we don't have too many people whoever can translate directly from Japanese, but I still hate that), _especially_ the butchered ones. We got the 4kids One Piece dub, for example, and it wasn't even completed.
      And we barely have any anime on Brazilian TV nowadays, cable or public. Even reruns are rare. D:

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 7 лет назад +37

    I was gonna say least intimidating Cylon ever, but sure, Robocop works too.

  • @minski76
    @minski76 7 лет назад +649

    Nothing like religious people teaching you how peer pressure is bad.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +97

      Remember kids, bullying is okay if you say it's what God wants!

    • @MetalTraveler
      @MetalTraveler 7 лет назад +52

      Irony is a fabulous thing

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 7 лет назад +11

      Hey, was that a cheap shot? :-(

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 лет назад +18

      Sweet irony.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 7 лет назад +47

      You know compared to other stuff Brad has reviewed, this is pretty restrained and inoffensive.

  • @jadenova
    @jadenova 7 лет назад +2

    What the hell am I watching and why the hell am I watching it sober?

  • @culwin
    @culwin 7 лет назад +40

    ....
    wow.

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel 7 лет назад +125

    This audience must be all kinds of high to enjoy this cringe fest, this is TERRIBLE! I'm getting flashbacks of high school plays...

    • @lopenash
      @lopenash 7 лет назад +26

      An Di That's an insult to high school plays

    • @wellthismachinekills3809
      @wellthismachinekills3809 7 лет назад +5

      I'm high right now and can barely get through because i keep cracking up

    • @pompousproductions
      @pompousproductions 7 лет назад +3

      Spoiler alert, theatre audiences have yet to change when you get older.

    • @Xenlavian
      @Xenlavian 7 лет назад +15

      Even my high school plays were better than this. And one of them included a post apocalyptic rendition of Macbeth, which we all disparagingly called "Macbeth IN SPACE".

    • @MrEmpoleon2010
      @MrEmpoleon2010 7 лет назад

      Pretty sure they're laughing because it's terrible.

  • @allyrae333
    @allyrae333 7 лет назад +3

    You get a like for that fidget cube. Best example of when to use one I've ever seen

  • @ezaye1991
    @ezaye1991 7 лет назад +21

    6:57 That Family Matters reference lol

    • @FavioRiveros
      @FavioRiveros 7 лет назад +1

      I had to pause the video! that crack me up! XD the indignation tone when he says it hahahahaha!
      check out the Key and Peele Family matters video! just hilarious!

    • @kimmididwhat
      @kimmididwhat 6 лет назад

      FavioRiveros you’re aware that this was made in 1985. Family matters not Key and Peele were around yet...

    • @ezaye1991
      @ezaye1991 5 лет назад

      @@kimmididwhat we're aware of that. We were talking about the joke Cinema Snob made, which was in reference to Family Matters.

  • @lOrdofdOrkness73
    @lOrdofdOrkness73 7 лет назад +41

    christian saved by the bell looks horrible

    • @kimmididwhat
      @kimmididwhat 6 лет назад +1

      John Cook , 1985. Saved by the bell was not around yet.

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 5 лет назад

      This was WAY before that.

  • @egixitchiford
    @egixitchiford 7 лет назад +4

    9:36: "Actually he's sending the angels off so he can have a lemon party with Merlin and Wizard Wankbeard."
    Darn it Snob, stop making me spit out my milk!

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 7 лет назад +3

    I love Cinema Snob, he makes me appreciate current films.

  • @ShippudenTimes
    @ShippudenTimes 7 лет назад +23

    Came so fast that there was no proper title card. Also: 25:52: WORST. SAVED. BY. THE. BELL. EPISODE. EVER.

  • @williammorgan5592
    @williammorgan5592 7 лет назад +18

    A Bible review! That means the Bible reloaded is coming soon. Can't wait to see their wit in the comments!

  • @endlessnoise9173
    @endlessnoise9173 7 лет назад +21

    I thought that when the chick ODed, the old, bearded guy would say, "She chose...poorly."

  • @subtlebluntduality5997
    @subtlebluntduality5997 7 лет назад +22

    Nice to see what happens when you inhale the fumes of your kids' Crayolas.

  • @eddieboyky
    @eddieboyky 7 лет назад +2

    Dang it! Now that "Be in the Band" sing is stuck in my head.

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 7 лет назад +43

    You have Colby in your blender, but no Psalty, not even a dash? Is even a dash to much Psalty?

    • @krystalfan
      @krystalfan 7 лет назад +6

      no but you do add a sprinkle of the doughnut man (pun absolutely intended)

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 7 лет назад +1

      Colton Seatvet Psalty did put out a series of "Kids Praise" albums back in the 1980's. I used to listened to these albums since I was a teenager. It was sorta like an old time radio. It has songs and the entire cast on their albums.

    • @augustwest5356
      @augustwest5356 7 лет назад

      Colton Seatvet awful. Just awful.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 лет назад +1

      Eh, too..psalty.

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 6 лет назад +1

      August West Psalty, bro?

  • @DamienCooley
    @DamienCooley 7 лет назад +3

    Oh man, I remember having to go to things like this at church when I was a kid. It was ALWAYS cringey. But this is EXACTLY how all these things were.

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory 7 лет назад +4

    Whoever made enormous baggy socks worn in multiple sets at once (and sometimes over pant legs) into a fad needs to be given the Clockwork Orange treatment and sat in front of this feature until they break.
    That said, that glitterific Lucifer is faaaaabulous.

  • @kimmididwhat
    @kimmididwhat 6 лет назад +3

    Dude, This play was really cool back in 1985.

    • @LauraSquirrel
      @LauraSquirrel 6 лет назад +5

      Ummmmm, I doubt that. If I saw this as a young child in the '80's, I would've been, like: "This is fucking stupid."

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 5 лет назад

      @@LauraSquirrel You weren't around in the 80s, so that makes your point moot.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 7 лет назад +3

    imagine if Castiel had an angels work reunion with these guys

  • @Scribblerjohnny
    @Scribblerjohnny 4 года назад +2

    "In my Door Dash I'm accepted"

  • @FavioRiveros
    @FavioRiveros 7 лет назад +4

    6:57 That "Family matters" joke! hahahahahahahaha This episode felt like the ones from a couple of years ago!

  • @DeeDeeKL
    @DeeDeeKL 7 лет назад +4

    even years later ... i still miss the Believe it or not intro ;-) ...

  • @SlashDashCrash
    @SlashDashCrash 7 лет назад +11

    snob: fluffernutter
    me: what?
    snob: corkscrew
    me: did you hit your head or something?
    snob: gatoraid
    me: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. YOUR GOING TO TELL ME WHAT CRAZY CULT YOUR BROKE OUT OF OR ELSE
    snob: BOOM cinema snob
    me ohhhhh now i get it

  • @adrenalinevan
    @adrenalinevan 5 лет назад +8

    The nerds' duet is what happens when a bunch of unpopular Christians are sick of being called lame, so they try and overdo the lameness from some nerds so they can feel like the cool guys

  • @tophers3756
    @tophers3756 7 лет назад +4

    The beginning is still better than the opening number from "Carrie: the Musical".

  • @nataschavisser573
    @nataschavisser573 4 года назад +3

    There was a Psalty show at my school when I was a kid. It was surprisingly well-scripted in comparison to the normal "because we do it for Jesus we don't have to display any talent" shows we were subjected to. Glad to get a backstory for this memory.

  • @thehoosierfortheUK
    @thehoosierfortheUK 7 лет назад +3

    There is a special school for nerds, it's called COLLEGE!
    Epic comeback and burn and so very true!

  • @knofear8859
    @knofear8859 7 лет назад +17

    So uh...what exactly did Lucifer have to do with this whole thing, anyway? Kinda seemed like he just fucked around and insulted people every now and then.

  • @c28baby
    @c28baby 7 лет назад +8

    26:30 And now I literally peed my pants laughing. Crap!

  • @tristaperez1079
    @tristaperez1079 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for the Kids Incorporated mention!

  • @jokerz7936
    @jokerz7936 7 лет назад +41

    Love em like God would love em. Does he mean knock them up and leave another guy to raise it?

    • @thegoldenmoon3254
      @thegoldenmoon3254 6 лет назад +1

      Edgy.

    • @fatsbarfshorts9012
      @fatsbarfshorts9012 5 лет назад +2

      Now that's an oof if I've ever seen one.

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 4 года назад

      From what I remember the bible was written by humans, bias sinful humans and not by God.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 года назад +1

      @@thegoldenmoon3254 "the truth is edgy because it hurts my feelings"

  • @eatatjoe
    @eatatjoe 7 лет назад +36

    Oh my God. Veggie Tales/Davey and Goliath would have done a better job than this.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +2

      Maridia Monroe Their angels were certainly better

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад

      And they were shite. There are so many Veggie Tales apologists - it's shit, people, it doesn't matter that they sometimes make the kids think they're not talking about Jesus!

  • @BuddhaBot
    @BuddhaBot 7 лет назад +14

    Yeeeesh. This makes Grease 2 look like The Outsiders.

  • @jalenprice23
    @jalenprice23 7 лет назад +1

    High school musical looks so much better now

  • @realedvardjr
    @realedvardjr 7 лет назад +3

    Holy crap I used to watch this one.

  • @winterlarsime9938
    @winterlarsime9938 7 лет назад +14

    I feel like it would improve the movie if it was called "High Heels" instead, and everyone kept trying to dance but kept failing horrifically until someone broke their leg and they had to give up on their dreams. Would make a great satire film of this in my opinion.

  • @TheGlitched64Reads2
    @TheGlitched64Reads2 7 лет назад +4

    26:27 aaaand the contender for top 10 Cinema Snob moments of 2017 goes to...

  • @tvestal100
    @tvestal100 7 лет назад +19

    I once saw a local production of this and man did I think it sucked. Well I was wrong, that was solid gold compared to this.

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 7 лет назад +2

      tvestal100 I remember seeing "The Little Mermaid" a school play about two years ago and it sucked bad. The characters aren't that good in the school version and the songs are godawful. The Broadway version does that better, not the school play.

  • @ericzephyr
    @ericzephyr 7 лет назад +22

    I detected 3 possible references to Heathers

    • @kimmididwhat
      @kimmididwhat 6 лет назад

      Eric Zephyr , Heathers came out 4 years after this was produced.

  • @MrZerothejedi
    @MrZerothejedi 6 лет назад +1

    "And here we are a bunch of fluffernutters..."
    *Shockwave punch*
    "BOOM! CINEMA SNOB!"
    ....Yea, that's a good finale for Not-Venkman.

  • @tylerdurham6091
    @tylerdurham6091 7 лет назад +21

    Man, the Heathers musical is a lot lamer than I remember.

  • @maxcardillo6390
    @maxcardillo6390 7 лет назад +2

    I now kind of want to watch this. Thx brad