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  • Опубликовано: 10 май 2024
  • Jon Stewart gives updates on the media coverage of Trump’s hush money trial and Biden’s decision to halt sending weapons to Israel, while Jordan Klepper weighs in on RFK Jr.’s brain worm, Kristi Noem’s book tour from hell, and Trump once again violating his gag order. #DailyShow #Comedy #JonStewart #jordanklepper
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  • @RHCole
    @RHCole 11 дней назад +705

    The near universal condemnation of Kristi Noem has restored my faith in humanity by about 12%

    • @DrWoodyII
      @DrWoodyII 11 дней назад +48

      Don't let your hopes soar above that.

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 11 дней назад

      @RHCole You do know that if Trump killed a dog, the GOP would then support killing dogs. There goes your 12% 🙂

    • @roberthussey595
      @roberthussey595 11 дней назад +55

      Dogs Welcomed - People Tolerated - & Kristi Noem neither welcomed or tolerated

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 11 дней назад +22

      ... let's see how many brain worms we find 😂

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 11 дней назад +18

      12%??? your to gracious

  • @tombstonechess2231
    @tombstonechess2231 10 дней назад +65

    I live on a farm, I brought home a pitbull that killed two chickens, tried to attack my goats, and then chased my cats and almost killed one.
    Believe it or not. I just took a deep breath, didn't shoot the dog, and leash trained her around all the animals for 5 months.
    She is now the sweetest dog who takes sun naps with the cats and gets along with all the animals.
    The "well that's just the way things work on a farm" is just the words of a terrible animal trainer who has no time to deal with difficult situations.
    Can someone like that be a leader?

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleigh 11 дней назад +19

    Tim Scott should be thrown out of the running. He just admitted to not being willing to follow the laws of this country.
    What is wrong with people?

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked6210 11 дней назад +173

    THIS is why the Daily Show is the best!! Politics in America is _literally_ so crazy that if you tried to take it seriously you'd have an aneurysm

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 11 дней назад +84

    R.I.P. Cricket 🐾

    • @leebarbs7176
      @leebarbs7176 8 дней назад +1

      He lives on in Always Sunny!

  • @joycegiordano4848
    @joycegiordano4848 11 дней назад +224

    Did we ever think we would be hearing all this weird events in our lives? Sometimes I feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone.

    • @davidgeiszler4764
      @davidgeiszler4764 11 дней назад +8

      U R

    • @williamwagner5673
      @williamwagner5673 11 дней назад +15

      Rod Serling would be scared of this😮.

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 11 дней назад +4

      Be sure to check out a TZ episode from the’60’s called ‘He’s Alive’.
      Rod Serling saw it coming.

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад +2

      alternate universe, right?

    • @maggiemurdoch5698
      @maggiemurdoch5698 10 дней назад +3

      I couldn't agree with you more and I'm old

  • @hibbo1351
    @hibbo1351 11 дней назад +96

    As a dad I've protected my kids AND loved my animals.

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 9 дней назад

      Now, I guess folks are asking “but are you a farmer though?” 😅😅😅😅 (sorry… just jokes… literally too much going on… i dunno who is a a bot and who is a real boy, who is Eric and why does he accept this treatment… like… I dunno what is happening now - soooooo crazy 🤪)

  • @daddyjoe8564
    @daddyjoe8564 11 дней назад +77

    Slimy Ted high fiving that guy with one hand while pocketing a check from the gun lobbyists with the other. It doesn't get anymore slimy than that.

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 9 дней назад +1

      Wow! I had to watch it a second time to see that 🫢 - man… sadistic 😮

  • @WaliJpresents
    @WaliJpresents 11 дней назад +68

    Moving forward, there needs to be a prerequisite for would be candidates to sign an agreement to accept the election results as they are announced and ratified. If you don't sign, YOU CAN'T RUN!

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад +2

      yes. It's sad that a lot of changes need to be made to make sure that behavior is right and true to the constitution, even though they pledge that!

    • @luvair6765
      @luvair6765 10 дней назад

      But what if there is election fraud in the future. Your saying it's not possible?

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes 11 дней назад +84

    “Nobody violates my gag order 11 times in a row. Nobody…”
    -judge of Trump trial

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 11 дней назад +89

    "That poor magazine. Hasn't print media suffered enough?" 😂🤣😂🤣 That broke me, man.

  • @micmic7814
    @micmic7814 11 дней назад +64

    Jordan Klepper, I'm going to sue you. I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.

  • @CherylRitenburg-do9og
    @CherylRitenburg-do9og 11 дней назад +89

    Joe Biden is a man with principle and character. Look at the alternative.

    • @erolegario
      @erolegario 11 дней назад +4

      He has open skeletons in his closet, none of these men are. Power corrupts

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 11 дней назад +5

      ​@@erolegarioThat doesn't even make sense. What did he do?

    • @erolegario
      @erolegario 11 дней назад +1

      @meganbarber3599 Exactly how does that fact not make sense? Joe has been in politics for decades and has a pile of direct facts behind his actions. Trump and Biden are easy. They have long documented records.

    • @jonhinson5701
      @jonhinson5701 11 дней назад

      ​@@erolegarioit is not a both sides issue. Trump loves dictators like Putin and wants to remake the U S as an authoritarian country like his Slavic buddy's country.

    • @andrewklang809
      @andrewklang809 11 дней назад +6

      Biden is a man who has a line. It's way, WAY too low, but it exists. As usual, all the Dems are willing to offer is the absolute bare minimum.

  • @sallyfoxboro1902
    @sallyfoxboro1902 11 дней назад +60

    No one makes me laugh more than Klepper.

  • @kellieholding8160
    @kellieholding8160 11 дней назад +61

    Kristi!!!! The title of your book is so appropriate. For you, there is definitely no going back! You blew it chick!!

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans 11 дней назад +7

      Krist's needs to be EXPELLED now 😤 with lots 😤 of others 😮

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars3869 11 дней назад +145

    Puppy killer needs to be put in prison for animal abuse!! And please don't give or sell her another animal, it might have a bad day!

    • @merannicuill6435
      @merannicuill6435 11 дней назад +6

      She was feeling her oats that day, decided Trump would like to see how far she'd go, so she added the "family goat", and 2 "old" horses. All the men employees decided to make themselves scarce so she wouldn't side eye ~them.. (this is actually part of the book!)

    • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505
      @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 11 дней назад +8

      Kristi is cra cra, Noem sayin"???

    • @pyrok007
      @pyrok007 11 дней назад +1

      @@merannicuill6435bringing Trump into that situation is insane

    • @Michael.of.Barrett
      @Michael.of.Barrett 11 дней назад

      Probably past the statute of limitations?

    • @martinschwartz7342
      @martinschwartz7342 11 дней назад +4

      @@Michael.of.Barrett Kristi Noem is a statue of limitations.

  • @kevinmeyer422
    @kevinmeyer422 11 дней назад +73

    She shot a puppy, a goat, 3 horses, and lied about meeting the North Korean dictator. She's perfect for Trump!

    • @Hypotetiskt
      @Hypotetiskt 7 дней назад +3

      As long as she stays true to form when Trump starts misbehaving 😈

    • @ReshonBryant
      @ReshonBryant 6 дней назад

      Must've been skinny I guess🧐🎩

  • @ManinaHarris
    @ManinaHarris 11 дней назад +205

    Noem killed the puppy out of anger... She said that exactly in her book.

    • @alexjordanofficial1116
      @alexjordanofficial1116 11 дней назад +25

      I just can’t imagine how someone can do that😮. I realize I am biased as a woman - because I’m extra horrified that a woman did that😮😢

    • @zoe6723
      @zoe6723 11 дней назад +37

      Cricket attacked chickens, so she kills Cricket because he's a bad hunting dog. This makes no sense.

    • @undertow2142
      @undertow2142 11 дней назад

      She’s a psychopath. “No person or animal Krosses Killer Kristy and gets away alive”

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 11 дней назад +34

      ​@@alexjordanofficial1116 Being a psychopath is unisex lol

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 11 дней назад

      Heartless hag!!!😢😢😢😢

  • @undertow2142
    @undertow2142 11 дней назад +88

    Sociopaths don’t experience empathy or genuine emotions. They just learn to pretend to seem normal. Sometimes though their deficiencies are glaring. For example when Noem murdered her puppy, wrote about it in her book, and had no clue why anyone would think that’s sadistic. Kristy Noem is obviously a sociopath. Quite possibly a full on psychopath. Her basement and the rest of her property should be searched. Make sure there’s no unmarked graves or torture rooms with her current victim locked up missing some toes and an eye gouged out.

    •  11 дней назад +19

      Krusty Gnome is obviously at least a sociopath, and possibly a full on psychopath, she should never be considered for any office!

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 11 дней назад +11

      Doubt she has dead bodies of people buried in her basement tho. That said, I don't think she'd have any qualms or regrets if she were to shoot a human.

    • @CLee-hx8mx
      @CLee-hx8mx 11 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 not over thinking 🤔?
      From a fellow over think person to another.

    • @undertow2142
      @undertow2142 11 дней назад +5

      @@CLee-hx8mx not really. Obvious evidence, facts, and simple logic. Sprinkle in a basic understanding of ‘people’ and it’s probably the easiest conclusion I’ve made today.

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly 11 дней назад +7

      Sociopaths only act on a "transactional basis." If you have something they want, they'll say and do whatever they have to in order to get it, then you're of no use they ditch you like a bad cheeseburger. They don't seem to have real feelings and don't understand them terribly well either, only how to manipulate others. Noem is a very dumb narcissist, I think, more than a sociopath.
      But I can think of one person offhand who acts like that.

  • @stevewik2280
    @stevewik2280 11 дней назад +95

    Kristi Noem is living in a Tales From The Crypt episode where Cricket gets her revenge from beyond the grave.

  • @crissytea901
    @crissytea901 10 дней назад +11

    Jon trolling the bromance handshake/high five was too funny. I love this man.

  • @AndeThompson-ex6sv
    @AndeThompson-ex6sv 11 дней назад +94

    Proves just how low the expectations are for ted cruz.

  • @jenniferb.9404
    @jenniferb.9404 11 дней назад +66

    Tim Scott shook his head “No” twice…as he tried to not say No. His BODY LANGUAGE said “NO”.

    • @XZITT
      @XZITT 11 дней назад +1

      imagine Tim Scott as V.P. Negotiating . He clearly is a great politician with great communication ability. The kind of person who we need to speak for our country

    • @naturgrel
      @naturgrel 5 дней назад

      Exactly! I caught that also.

  • @dandork20
    @dandork20 11 дней назад +39

    Jon Stewart is the GOAT. Great having him back.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 11 дней назад +3

      Jon Stewart must be protected at all costs. As the GOAT keep him away from that Kristi "Annie Oakley" Noem woman!

    • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505
      @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 11 дней назад +4

      Then he better stay away from Kristis gravel pit, Noem sayin'?

    • @Mitch_Master
      @Mitch_Master 6 дней назад

      4 real mon

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 11 дней назад +110

    T. Scott refusing to answer Yes or No is a classic example of why people have no respect for politicians.

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад

      disgusting

    • @kingfishlou
      @kingfishlou 9 дней назад +3

      This disgust me. As service members we don't have that luxury. At the end of the day our commander and chief is our commander and chief be it a Democrat or Republican.

    • @TeamAwesomeDad
      @TeamAwesomeDad 9 дней назад +3

      ​@@kingfishlou
      "In"

    • @Steve-rh9dk
      @Steve-rh9dk 9 дней назад +3

      I read that less as a politician not wanting to be honest, but as a blatant statement of intent, regardless of what Americans want or think about it. So ... remarkably straight forward & honest statement of intent, by comparison.

    • @ianmcfadden3136
      @ianmcfadden3136 9 дней назад +5

      He's a traitor, its actually pretty simple.

  • @tomifost
    @tomifost 11 дней назад +220

    America is insane. This is our future and Im terrified.

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes 11 дней назад +16

      Same… Sad thing is, the future was decided a long time ago. Eisenhower and JFK tried to warn us ☹️

    • @PedroCristian
      @PedroCristian 11 дней назад +13

      This is not your future. It's your present.

    • @MichaelKuchar
      @MichaelKuchar 11 дней назад +12

      This is why, once my daughter graduates college, I'm looking at other countries to live.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 11 дней назад +17

      Even the Onion couldn't have come up with these ridiculous stories!

    • @KS0102
      @KS0102 10 дней назад +6

      Don't vote for these clowns and tell your buddies not to. Vote for someone who has a high moral code and won't run the country into the ground.

  • @PrimeCypher
    @PrimeCypher 11 дней назад +167

    Tim Scott’s answer is terrifying. He does not speak for the who we vote for. We do. He doesn’t get to say who we will choose. We do. He doesn’t decide the future. We do

    • @bretbonner
      @bretbonner 11 дней назад +16

      I wish this were true, but we wouldn't be in this position if we chose who to vote for.

    • @suemccord2633
      @suemccord2633 11 дней назад

      Scott will be next under the bus. Career over. He does it with glee to everyone. Adios useful idiot.😂

    • @Michael.of.Barrett
      @Michael.of.Barrett 11 дней назад +16

      And who voted for Tim Scott? We as citizens sure seem to make poor choices in who represents us... Just saying.

    • @bearswithglasses
      @bearswithglasses 11 дней назад

      Nice try, but unless "we" is the corrupt and outdated electoral college...

    • @TheRealcdawg22
      @TheRealcdawg22 11 дней назад

      ​@@Michael.of.BarrettUncle Tom Scott was appointed to the US Senate by Nikki Haley in 2013. Uncle Tom then won reelection as an incumbent.

  • @twillytzify
    @twillytzify 11 дней назад +447

    This woman should not be allowed anywhere near guns nor animals nor operating vehicles, heavy machinery, social media , or any jobs where authority is involved.

    • @lauriewood3916
      @lauriewood3916 11 дней назад +41

      She DEFINITELY should not be allowed within 50 yards of any children, EVER!

    • @carmensaavedra1096
      @carmensaavedra1096 11 дней назад +35

      She should be jailed for animal cruelty

    • @twillytzify
      @twillytzify 11 дней назад +15

      @@carmensaavedra1096 absolutely

    • @bobthrepeeoh
      @bobthrepeeoh 11 дней назад

      Why? She isn't a felon. The animal she shot she owned, so only her opinion matters. Operating vehicles or machinery on the road already requires a license, and if she is on private land she can drive anything she wants, and you shouldn't have different requirements for different people. Gatekeeping all social media with legislation is literally a free speech violation. And if you have a job with authority, you likely are competent in that field, otherwise the business would fail. Every part of your comment is wrong.

    • @anthon33
      @anthon33 11 дней назад

      She's ANOTHER bobert 🧟 !

  • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
    @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 11 дней назад +96

    I think that’s Teds first ever high five, he looks so excited and awkward!

    • @michaelmonahan9170
      @michaelmonahan9170 11 дней назад +5

      I'm surprised we didn't hear a wet smack from his sweaty hands.

    • @CLee-hx8mx
      @CLee-hx8mx 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@michaelmonahan9170😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Mitch_Master
      @Mitch_Master 10 дней назад +1

      4real mon

    • @BobEAddaBabyEtzaBoy
      @BobEAddaBabyEtzaBoy 8 дней назад +1

      he performed it left handed to the other dude's right.

    • @JohnHoffman65
      @JohnHoffman65 6 дней назад

      You just witnessed the closest moment Ted Cruz has ever come to making a friend. 😂

  • @denisesatt7044
    @denisesatt7044 11 дней назад +20

    Jordan Klepper , thank you so much.

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 11 дней назад +66

    These GOP supporters are soooo crazy!

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 10 дней назад

      Ignorant and brainwashed. GOP supporters are the most easily manipulated people. Sadly the GOP is more than willing to take advantage.

  • @Mooncake-01Y09
    @Mooncake-01Y09 11 дней назад +323

    Hey, Kristi, Donald has bad behavior too. He is also untrainable and aggressive. Protect our children!

    • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs
      @AlonsoPuente-si6rs 11 дней назад +16

      😂😂

    • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs
      @AlonsoPuente-si6rs 11 дней назад +15

      If Trump is elected we will have anarchy in the USA

    • @Mooncake-01Y09
      @Mooncake-01Y09 11 дней назад

      @@AlonsoPuente-si6rs Ask Kristi, maybe she can help. Trump is a crooked dog. 😁

    • @suemccord2633
      @suemccord2633 11 дней назад +8

      Great comment. 😂😂

    • @09dolphing43
      @09dolphing43 11 дней назад +5

      Hahahaha😂hahaha😂😂😂😂

  • @Derek903871
    @Derek903871 10 дней назад +7

    Klepper and Stewart are the best two hosts... I would watch them ALL DAY!!! Klepper for full time host!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @meridethtohayes
    @meridethtohayes 11 дней назад +84

    Who are these queens who are always standing behind 45, scowling as if they have to carry shovels wherever they go?

  • @caussin1
    @caussin1 11 дней назад +21

    Klepper is my favorite of the non-Stewart, non-Noah options. In fact, he is right up there with them. Great delivery.

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire 11 дней назад +116

    Scott's answer was clear, he just spelled out "no" with a whole lot of letters that aren't in the actual word. The response to that shouldn't be to ask him a second time, but to simply be like "Noted, that is a 'no' from you. Moving on to our next topic or guest..."

    • @josvercaemer264
      @josvercaemer264 11 дней назад +8

      there is a video online where dutch journalists roast a trump appointed ambassador who is being roasted on the grill. Keep poking the bear, i agree

    • @atengawolsrep
      @atengawolsrep 11 дней назад +3

      Yes that was really funny, Klepper. Really funny.

    • @dylanjwagner
      @dylanjwagner 11 дней назад

      @@josvercaemer264explain.

    • @josvercaemer264
      @josvercaemer264 11 дней назад +6

      @@dylanjwagner keep asking the akward/ obvious question. Don't be content with the political deflection away from the truth

  • @raulescandon4485
    @raulescandon4485 11 дней назад +21

    Great job reporting on Noem's and Trump's embarrassing misconduct!

  • @juliankenning
    @juliankenning 11 дней назад +29

    it has to be mentioned once in a while, how absolutely funny Stewart still is after all these years. He's a truly living and very alive legend.

  • @propanegangentertainment4198
    @propanegangentertainment4198 11 дней назад +67

    As a man I choose the dog.

    • @guineapigzed
      @guineapigzed 11 дней назад +1

      For what exactly?

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo 10 дней назад +4

      To hold office.

    • @propanegangentertainment4198
      @propanegangentertainment4198 10 дней назад +1

      Sit/Stay 2024!

    • @propanegangentertainment4198
      @propanegangentertainment4198 10 дней назад +3

      @@guineapigzed so this is a play on the current trending woman walking through the woods who comes upon either a man or a bear and she would have to choose which one is less of a threat to her the trending answer being the bear because men are more threatening. So this is my clever take on that with the woman shooting her dog in the face in the Gravel Pit in this scenario I am the woman choosing between the lady with a gun at the Gravel Pit or the dog and my clever satirical answer is that I choose the dog instead of getting shot in the face because this woman doesn't think I am quote trainable

    • @propanegangentertainment4198
      @propanegangentertainment4198 10 дней назад +2

      @@guineapigzed I hope this explanation has helped you get the joke.

  • @waynemcintosh616
    @waynemcintosh616 11 дней назад +18

    We missed you John

  • @anotherdrummingenigma2882
    @anotherdrummingenigma2882 9 дней назад +7

    My country is crazy. These people can't even answer a yes or no question.

  • @lindas.martin2806
    @lindas.martin2806 10 дней назад +6

    Can’t she be arrested for animal abuse? Aren’t there laws protecting animals? Citizens, please do not vote for people like this. Really check out candidates before voting!

  • @maximilianbecker773
    @maximilianbecker773 11 дней назад +32

    „… don‘t tell us any more!“

  • @theknifedude1881
    @theknifedude1881 11 дней назад +43

    This segment is just… I’m @ a loss for words and I’m usually able to come up with something. Thank you sooo much!

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt9905 10 дней назад +10

    So grateful that Jon Stewart is back!

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 11 дней назад +138

    RFK,Jr. is a disgrace to his father's legacy and the Kennedy name.

    • @TRUTHorFEAR
      @TRUTHorFEAR 11 дней назад +2

      That's not saying much jfk is rated as one of the most over rated presidents but go on.....

    • @realitypreferred7084
      @realitypreferred7084 11 дней назад

      Yet, he has so many supporters. The conspiracy nuts love a conspiracy nut candidate.

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes 11 дней назад +10

      @@TRUTHorFEARno he isnt 😂 you just made that up 🤣

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 11 дней назад +12

      ​@@TRUTHorFEAR Actually, polls show that you pulled that out of thin air, scientists say

    • @nolongerblocked6210
      @nolongerblocked6210 11 дней назад +7

      ​@@TRUTHorFEAR where can I see that rating?? I'd like to see the list

  • @mickeyfilmer5551
    @mickeyfilmer5551 11 дней назад +31

    " You people are F*cking children...!" .... "That came out wrong" ...... Erm.... Matt Gaetz...? ....? Erm really - I think it was perfectly delivered- I mean.. you know...

    • @ArleeStarr
      @ArleeStarr 11 дней назад +7

      Roy Moore was the first to come to mind.

  • @chimera7521
    @chimera7521 11 дней назад +165

    Why isn’t the follow up question is “Do you stand by your pledge to the US Constitution?” He has to say yes. Then, repeat the question.

    • @kutliks
      @kutliks 11 дней назад +6

      Didn’t he when he was president?

    • @uncertainscientist
      @uncertainscientist 11 дней назад +22

      ​@kutliks on a few occasions he has stated he will rewrite or change the constitution, specifically Dec 4, 2022. Imagine a US candidate or former president stating openly and with no nuance that he will rewrite the constitution.

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans 11 дней назад

      No problem they don't have any brains

    • @kutliks
      @kutliks 11 дней назад

      @@uncertainscientist I bet the only one he will keep is the 2nd amendment. That is the only one he knows. Still has yet to figure out free-speech. Same as his supporters.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 11 дней назад

      @@uncertainscientist dicktater for a day!

  • @Loveoldies50
    @Loveoldies50 10 дней назад +17

    I never was a person who voted by a party line, until now. I truly hate the current Republican Party! BUILD A BETTER AMERICA. VOTE BLUE!

  • @user-mp9sk2oi4f
    @user-mp9sk2oi4f 11 дней назад +25

    I was watching the dog killer on Face the Nation when my dog grabbed the remote and put on the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven.

  • @user-de4ty9kg6o
    @user-de4ty9kg6o 11 дней назад +26

    Senator Scott is a shamless uncle Tim.

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 10 дней назад

      Tim ? I think that you mean " Tom".

    • @Nazi.Brains.0n.My.Hammer
      @Nazi.Brains.0n.My.Hammer 10 дней назад

      @@UnashamedCaliforniagirl JFC HIS NAME IS TIM. HOW DID SUCH A SIMPLE JOKE EVADE YOU?

    • @khammerly
      @khammerly 7 дней назад

      I think your racism is showing

    • @user-de4ty9kg6o
      @user-de4ty9kg6o 6 дней назад

      @@khammerly Virtue signal to someone else .No one is buying your tired old bull droppings.

  • @tracyannpardue1530
    @tracyannpardue1530 10 дней назад +31

    John Stewart should win the most journalist journalism award ever

    • @daveyjones5702
      @daveyjones5702 7 дней назад

      except his job is to be funny.

    • @con9tessa
      @con9tessa 7 дней назад +4

      Except that it's Jon, not John

    • @catherinemacnab1431
      @catherinemacnab1431 7 дней назад

      @@daveyjones5702😢 0:09 0:09 😊😊 0:09 is the 😊😊 😢🎉🎉😢😊😢😢😊🎉😢😊🎉😢😊🎉😢😂😊😊😢😅🎉😢😢😢😊🎉aw😢😊😢😂🎉🎉

    • @catherinemacnab1431
      @catherinemacnab1431 7 дней назад

      @@con9tessa😊😊🎉😊😊🎉😊😊😊😢😊😊

    • @daveyjones5702
      @daveyjones5702 7 дней назад

      @@con9tessa yeah but then his name isn't stewart either, is it...

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot 11 дней назад +12

    The missionary joke was hilarious, not like the doggy devil position. Lol

  • @OSUBeaver03
    @OSUBeaver03 11 дней назад +15

    This is why Jon came back!

  • @the_luggage
    @the_luggage 11 дней назад +5

    "Hasn't print media suffered enough" 🤣🤣🤣 Great line.

  • @dezhernan
    @dezhernan 11 дней назад +9

    Jon Stewart is a national Treasure!

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 11 дней назад +30

    "Condomless" is how he ended up with Marla and Tiffany!

    • @zoe6723
      @zoe6723 11 дней назад +7

      His first thought when Marla said she was pregnant, was let's abort.
      He didn't want Melanoma to have children, because it would ruin her figure.

    • @rosesmith6925
      @rosesmith6925 11 дней назад +4

      @@zoe6723, Exactly! Ewwwwww

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад +2

      I feel sorry for any of his children. They didn't ask for him to be their father. I can't imagine what it must be like.

  • @Lucy-gu8uk
    @Lucy-gu8uk 11 дней назад +12

    Jordon really made me laugh out loud several times.

  • @Mrmegaton21
    @Mrmegaton21 11 дней назад +27

    Spoken like a perfect Uncle Tim!

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 11 дней назад +8

    I hope Jon stays on on Mondays and Jordan takes over the rest of the days. That way they can add Friday again! 😊

  • @user-vg8yw2yq5g
    @user-vg8yw2yq5g 11 дней назад +7

    I’m not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders.
    But you didn’t have a meeting.
    🤪

  • @jimrogers3187
    @jimrogers3187 11 дней назад +8

    He should have been in jail for a couple of years now awaiting trial for his crimes

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 11 дней назад +13

    Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

  • @Epsylon21
    @Epsylon21 11 дней назад +57

    Hi Everyone! Stewart for president!

    • @ColleenHutchison-bh4ph
      @ColleenHutchison-bh4ph 11 дней назад +4

      I'd vote for him. But he is too smart to want the job.

    • @cooney0913
      @cooney0913 11 дней назад +1

      Yeah I would vote for him! Or maybe Lawrence O'Donnell for president. We need someone who tells the truth

  • @herlandercarvalho
    @herlandercarvalho 11 дней назад +17

    I'm gonna nerd out on this one... Silk and Satin are completely different things. Silk is a material, Satin is how a material is weaved. Therefore, you can have a Silk Satin... or a Cotton Satin... or a Polyester Satin, etc.

    • @ErH-sl2nh
      @ErH-sl2nh 11 дней назад +1

      Thanks ive always wanted to know that

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 11 дней назад +13

    12:55 - 13:45 This moment... With follow up joke from Jordan is FANTASTIC! Whomever wrote that joke - BRAVO!

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o 11 дней назад +13

    Solid Gold 🏆 🏆 👌 👏 ✨️ 🏆

  • @Nightrelic
    @Nightrelic 11 дней назад +11

    As horrible as Noem's shooting the dog is, and I understand why it has been the main focus of the story, I think we're missing another part of the story. She was incapable of training a puppy. Most people would bring in a real dog trainer for help before things got out of control. She also evades her responsibility for her dog's actions. She was the one that gave the dog access to the chickens. I'm thinking killing the dog was about keeping poor cricket quiet. But this all speaks to her suitability for being a Congress person, let alone VP. Congress is like herding cats, and you can't handle one dog?

  • @RonnieTrash
    @RonnieTrash 11 дней назад +16

    Noem has now lied about a meeting with French Pres LOL

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад

      she is now a proven liar, so Trump will probably want her. as VP. I saw when she kept saying "I have met with many world leaders". I call BS.

  • @merrilew
    @merrilew 11 дней назад +15

    Love Jordon Klepper!!!

    • @raventree333
      @raventree333 11 дней назад +1

      Jordan Klepper... You are hilarious!!!

  • @Timurv1234
    @Timurv1234 10 дней назад +2

    The Jake Tapper and Dana Bash joke is out of this world, best thing I’ve heard in a while

  • @pinealgasm
    @pinealgasm 11 дней назад +13

    "how to not answer a question 101" at harvard.

  • @AGoodVibe
    @AGoodVibe 8 дней назад +2

    I swear, the Daily Show writing team is the most talented comedy writing team anywhere

  • @riddhisingh1
    @riddhisingh1 10 дней назад +4

    Reminded me of Jordan Klepper’s interviews at the Trump rally 😹😹

  • @Valkyriestar2
    @Valkyriestar2 11 дней назад +46

    About the puppy killing. I bet she put it in there because trump doesn't like dogs.

    • @ileneplantone3817
      @ileneplantone3817 11 дней назад +8

      That's all we need to know about him. Anyone who doesn't like puppies is EVIL

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes 11 дней назад

      @@ileneplantone3817wow incredibly astute logic

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 10 дней назад

      Even he asked " What is wrong with her? Why would she do that?"

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 10 дней назад +1

      ​@@poindextertunesIt actually is. I don't trust people who don't like dogs but I trust a dog when they don't like a person. Animals can sniff out evil better than people can.

    • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl
      @UnashamedCaliforniagirl 10 дней назад +1

      ​@@poindextertunesbtw don't act as if you are in any way " superior" in logic to others just because you can toss passive aggressive insults at strangers. It only proves that you are childish and have a need to " one up" people even if only in your imagination.

  • @tres913
    @tres913 11 дней назад +22

    To be fair, the goat was a terrible hunter. I hear Billy kept eating the prey.

  • @linussphinx1353
    @linussphinx1353 11 дней назад +5

    For, "Bad Behavior", " Less Than Worthless", "Untrainable", "Aggressive", "Protecting My Children And Protecting My Children From A Dangerous Animal"... If I was Donald Trump I'd be watching my back real close.

  • @Jimbo-et5jb
    @Jimbo-et5jb 11 дней назад +9

    I bet the people of South Dakota are really proud of their Governor.

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад

      many are probably cringing..hard.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 11 дней назад +10

    I'm having flashbacks of a white Bronco 🥴

    • @TwisterTornado
      @TwisterTornado 11 дней назад

      I mean, it is more like the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, in several ways.
      I just feel sorry for kids who learn about s*x, this way. They certainly said too much, back in the 90's. The internet didn't cheapen America, we were always skeezey.

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk 11 дней назад +5

    My new Tee honoring Stormy -
    “NUBBIN TO SEE THERE!”

  • @kesart8378
    @kesart8378 10 дней назад +4

    Kristi Gnome also lied about a planned meeting with France's president, Emmanuel Macron, a claim that the French government roundly denied.

  • @fieldweber9943
    @fieldweber9943 11 дней назад +9

    Perhaps The judge should consider another deterrent for continual breaking the gag order - Shaving Donny’s Head.

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад +2

      perfect.

    • @willster2967
      @willster2967 6 дней назад

      I imagine in order to do it you'd need goo-b-gone rather than a razor

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon9745 11 дней назад +5

    Oh my gosh this was so funny. Great going Jon

  • @Yourmoms-BFF
    @Yourmoms-BFF 11 дней назад +11

    should have asked Tim Scott if he was spineless. See if he knows how to answer that question.

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 11 дней назад +1

      He would probably just shake his head with a blank expression on his face.

    • @musclvr377
      @musclvr377 11 дней назад

      or like someone said in another reply, she should have said "ok, noted that the answer is 'no' " He meant no, or at least "it depends"

  • @ngodwi
    @ngodwi 10 дней назад +4

    "No wonder RFK cares so much about climate change, he's legally a thermometer "

  • @frankstone3809
    @frankstone3809 11 дней назад +14

    Rabbi Trump! Lol

  • @1960jtk
    @1960jtk 11 дней назад +21

    You need to scan the QR code to get the pj's material.

    • @seanpowell3755
      @seanpowell3755 11 дней назад +1

      I watch the pjs every nite😂😂 with some social commentaries 😂 hilarious

  • @ashm-wl4xg
    @ashm-wl4xg 11 дней назад +10

    This is funny …. But Seriously and Sadly … these are the leaders that we have to choose from ….😖
    WOW … what a “democracy”….

    • @bretbonner
      @bretbonner 11 дней назад

      RfK jr. is way better than a lot of the candidates that they have trotted out in front of us.

    • @bonbons2093
      @bonbons2093 11 дней назад

      @@bretbonner
      🤪🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk 11 дней назад +4

    Kristi has a plan for Seniors -
    High-rise Nursing homes and gravel pits. Said Gnome, “They won’t require elevators, so there’s that!”😎

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 2 дня назад

    "He's legally a thermometer." Front runner for best joke of 2024, I am dying! XD

  • @jenniferb.9404
    @jenniferb.9404 11 дней назад +11

    It’s so easy to make fun of GOP especially Ted Cruz…

  • @SCress-lv2be
    @SCress-lv2be 11 дней назад +4

    How refreshing to listen to Jonś joking about the serious which is better to do today than all the garbage you hear and see in the government & world.

  • @janyceseahorn4013
    @janyceseahorn4013 11 дней назад +8

    Who is protecting the children from Kristy Nome🤔

  • @sheritownsend5359
    @sheritownsend5359 10 дней назад +2

    Re: Kristi Noem shooting her dog: "That is not acceptable, until Trump does it". That pretty much sums it up.

  • @davestambaugh7282
    @davestambaugh7282 11 дней назад +15

    They don't believe in dancing??? There are two different flavors of Islam. Iran on one side has a long history of dancing and on the other side, dancing is prohibited. Iran is on the dance side and Saudies are who forbid dancing. Our refusal to understand these important differences have cost us plenty and will continue to do so if we refuse to get just a little more granular in our studies.

  • @cassandratq9301
    @cassandratq9301 11 дней назад +3

    "Can cats vote now?" 😂

  • @AbsurdImprobability
    @AbsurdImprobability 11 дней назад +4

    After they avoid the question on accepting the election results, the only proper follow up question is not to keep asking it. You need to ask "So, you don't support Democracy? Is that right?" If they say no, then you say "Oh, okay, so you WILL support the results of the election then, because that's what Democracy is all about. The vote is the voice of the people."

  • @arenam79
    @arenam79 10 дней назад +3

    We've fallen so far when elected government employees can't even say they will accept the results of our elections..

  • @maryrasmussen4080
    @maryrasmussen4080 10 дней назад +3

    They also forgot to mention but she also shot three horses.. Dad please come soon we need you

  • @pglavalle
    @pglavalle 9 дней назад +2

    Tim Scott has shown what many politicians are ... someone who hears you, but just isn't listening.