There is NO way Acme is paying Jon enough to babysit on top of handling customer support phone calls all day. If it’s not in your job description, it’s time to demand a raise
Unicron is on a mission to eat the universe, it supposedly eats stars and ~spacetime. It does that transformers folding thing so it’s size is indeterminate it seems it can be from the size of a sky scraper to at least the size of Saturn.
@Darrell Murray they are both basically gods, so unicron could just see galactus as galactus, especially since for part of transformers cannon all unicrons were connected as one being before that was retconed
The fact that villain support sees Gilactus eating planets as barely tolerable tells me that they have standards That’s the most amazing part of this to me
Look, the last thing villain support needs is more heroes popping up that are strong enough to stop plant-eating threats like Galactus. The Predators have been through enough.
@@painvillegaming4119 . .. yes he is and a walking calamity. He choices to do what he does to matain a existence that should not be. Intentionally going after inhabited planets.... a universal villian.
This has got me thinking, does he go after inhabited planets because they are inhabited, or because he requires the life on those planets to sustain himself? (I’m not familiar with his lore). Like the way a sea slug, sea snail, or other bottom feeder just eats the dirt and sand along with the food particles and lets the non-food go through the digestive tract and be spit out as waste? If he doesn’t need the life and goes after inhabited, intelligent planets just for fun, then yeah, fuck him. If he just sort of eats whatever planet or space rock is in front of him, inhabited or not, like Remina/Hellstar Remina, there are hundreds of thousands of barren planets you could send his way. If he requires life on the planet, what degree of life is required? Is plant life enough? If there has to be animal life, do the animals have to have the capacity for intelligence and sapients? Could you keep him satiated by terraforming barren planets with plants and non intelligent life?
Yeah it's his nature cause he's literally force of nature which eventually birth the next universe when the current one cease and what he ate will be the foundation what will be
Now I'm curious where the ACME headquarters actually is to be safe from all of these things that they have to deal with. Gotta be a personal dimension or something.
I think you're both a victim of autocorrect. A unicorn is a mythical being beloved by everyone and their friendship is magic. Unicron is a legendary being feared by everyone and their very existence is tragic.
@@Asertix357I know we're talking about an inanimate object, but if I were on the death star, I would feel violated. However....I would also be the first to sign a petition to give unicron consent......for science, of course. 😏
Who can enforce that I guess we can call the one and the other one My joke here is that the most powerful entity and Marvel is the one above all meanwhile in Transformers there's an entity called The the one who created Unicron and Primus
I was trying to figure out who the hell you had pulled for the other side of this without checking the tags, and I failed. I am not disappointed in anything other than myself here.
Personally I'm imagining Galactus sounds like Will Farrell and him an Unicron are like Stepbrothers now. Maybe set to _"people let me tell you 'bout my best friend..."_
HAHAHAH Telling to cosmic level beings to stop being children is hillarious. They are supposed to be more mature but then this food fight happens. It's hilarious!
I’m waiting for there to be a surprise ringer show up and join in the fight; anyone remember the CGI cartoon in the 90s called something like Battle Planets where the bad guy was a giant planet eating planet? 😉
Just googled to check and it was actually called ‘Shadow Raiders’, although the toys it was based on were called ‘War Planets’ and the bad guy planet was called the Beast Planet.
Hasbro teamed up with George Lucas and made a Death star that converted into a mecha-Vader toy. Someone made a comic called "they might be giant robots" which is no longer on the web but one of the comics was this death star-Vader blowing up Alderon followed by Galactus and Unicron and another giant world-eating figure complaining that Vader was being mean by wrecking their food source. Yes, I looked for the comic and couldn't find it.
The minute he said Unicron I was dead EDIT: Are we talking old G1 Unicron, Armada/Energon Unicron or Comics Unicron or another version? This is actually important information because two of these are literal gods of Destruction and one is just a really big transformer that eats planets
A food fight? Really? Galactus and Unicron are acting like 5 million year olds. I feel John should call the One Above All to slap some sense on those guys.
Existential Threats: ugh....Those two are the worst. At least Goku didn't mean to destroy 95% of the multiverse. Goodluck, and don't let them hook you into the why whine game. They are just trying to push your buttons.
When Customer Service has to step up and play Parent Service.
God I love how much jon sounds like a baby sitter at times
He needs a raise, he has literally saved the world/multi-verse countless times.
@@madhattergodess how the hell does he even have any sort of authority over Galactus tho? Even cosmic gods can't control him I guess Jon is above them
@@painvillegaming4119 excluding the Tribunal, I'm pretty certain Eternity is above him.
Darth Nihilus in the corner like,"Y'all started it. I ain't do shit."
To be fair, he doesn't eat the planet, just all the life force on it.
@@seanheath4492 he's also worse because he's always hungry. He's the guy at the buffet leaving a bunch of empty places everywhere.
@Eric Boone the trade-off is that he isn't just always hungry. He's literal HUNGER.
There is NO way Acme is paying Jon enough to babysit on top of handling customer support phone calls all day.
If it’s not in your job description, it’s time to demand a raise
Unfortunately, when he was first hired John made the mistake of not fully reading his contract, hes stuck at ACME
Love the idea of Unicron just seeing a bigger version of itself as Galactus and deciding to start chucking food at it
Unicron is just as big and just as dangerous tho
Unicron is on a mission to eat the universe, it supposedly eats stars and ~spacetime.
It does that transformers folding thing so it’s size is indeterminate it seems it can be from the size of a sky scraper to at least the size of Saturn.
@@painvillegaming4119 The comparative scale depends on their versions.
Galactic appears as whatever is most fitting for your species. Does Unicron see him as Primus, or a giant, planet chucking Matrix?
@Darrell Murray they are both basically gods, so unicron could just see galactus as galactus, especially since for part of transformers cannon all unicrons were connected as one being before that was retconed
"Throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it."
One just flicks an asteroid at the other's head, and it just devolves into an all-out brawl.
Unicron and Galactus causing a mass galaxy genocide by doing a simple food fight is brilliant
I didn't even look at the tags, and the moment that I heard food fight, I knew that it was Unicron! I absolutely need the Unicron call!
The fact that villain support sees Gilactus eating planets as barely tolerable tells me that they have standards
That’s the most amazing part of this to me
Galactus isn't really a villain
Look, the last thing villain support needs is more heroes popping up that are strong enough to stop plant-eating threats like Galactus. The Predators have been through enough.
Well I'm sure they lose costumers and potential customers every time Gilactus get the munchies.
@@painvillegaming4119 . .. yes he is and a walking calamity. He choices to do what he does to matain a existence that should not be. Intentionally going after inhabited planets.... a universal villian.
This has got me thinking, does he go after inhabited planets because they are inhabited, or because he requires the life on those planets to sustain himself? (I’m not familiar with his lore). Like the way a sea slug, sea snail, or other bottom feeder just eats the dirt and sand along with the food particles and lets the non-food go through the digestive tract and be spit out as waste?
If he doesn’t need the life and goes after inhabited, intelligent planets just for fun, then yeah, fuck him.
If he just sort of eats whatever planet or space rock is in front of him, inhabited or not, like Remina/Hellstar Remina, there are hundreds of thousands of barren planets you could send his way.
If he requires life on the planet, what degree of life is required? Is plant life enough? If there has to be animal life, do the animals have to have the capacity for intelligence and sapients?
Could you keep him satiated by terraforming barren planets with plants and non intelligent life?
The only man villains truly fear…their ACME villain support rep lol
I dunno, Joker is afraid of the IRS.
"Oi, Yamigedo, don't you start up either, you remember how long it took to be classified as Neutral, don't you become a villain again."
That's like the MIB aliens playing marbles with the galaxies. OH the mind blowing possibilities to think of when you think your in the microverse.....
Villain Hotline has become the overworked principle/mom of the villain multiverse.
Omg, thank you!! Ive been suggesting Galactus vs Unicron for years for Death Battle!!
Yeah it's his nature cause he's literally force of nature which eventually birth the next universe when the current one cease and what he ate will be the foundation what will be
You need a raise John, bc whatever they're paying you isn't enough 😂
Now I'm curious where the ACME headquarters actually is to be safe from all of these things that they have to deal with. Gotta be a personal dimension or something.
Clearly they have there base in the God sphere
Vanishing point? Out of time ?
I imagine it like the tva, somehow outside everything, but right next to all the main timelines. With subsidaries in a building, like The Librarians.
We need a video where Unicorn is picking a fight with the Empire because he sees the Death Star as an open provocation.
All I see is Unicorn going for the "exhaust port"
I think you're both a victim of autocorrect. A unicorn is a mythical being beloved by everyone and their friendship is magic. Unicron is a legendary being feared by everyone and their very existence is tragic.
@@graywolfdracon Damn it you're right!
@@frydguy2331 You know, just because it can't reject Unicron, doesn't imply consent.
@@Asertix357I know we're talking about an inanimate object, but if I were on the death star, I would feel violated. However....I would also be the first to sign a petition to give unicron consent......for science, of course. 😏
That does it. Galactus, Unicron, you're _both_ going to bed without supper.
Who can enforce that I guess we can call the one and the other one
My joke here is that the most powerful entity and Marvel is the one above all meanwhile in Transformers there's an entity called The the one who created Unicron and Primus
of course it's Unicron
A good fight with Unicron, I love it.
See this short summarises why I love this channel, so much creativity and awesome utilisation of so many characters and franchises. Love it!!
This is a hilarious concept lol
I was trying to figure out who the hell you had pulled for the other side of this without checking the tags, and I failed. I am not disappointed in anything other than myself here.
I remember him in a movie as a kid with the soundtrack playing in my head right now with Optimus Prime's words
Why does this sound about right and too accurate?? I need this series as a comic bc its too accurate maaan 😂😂
My favorite one so far. Go UNICRON win for the sake of all Transformer fans.
Personally I'm imagining Galactus sounds like Will Farrell and him an Unicron are like Stepbrothers now. Maybe set to _"people let me tell you 'bout my best friend..."_
HAHAHAH Telling to cosmic level beings to stop being children is hillarious. They are supposed to be more mature but then this food fight happens.
It's hilarious!
Oh shut! I didn’t even Think of transformers when I thought of the hierarchy of the Villain Service Call Center! I wonder what job Unicron would have.
And that's what caused the dinosaur extinction.
Yay can't wait for the unicron skit!
"you and unicron need to stop" one of the top statements of all time
John I’m hoping we actually get to see the unicorn call!
We do
This is great 👍 I love it
Yes, friends, act now, destroy Unicron. Kill the Grand Poobah. Eliminate even the toughest stain.
I’m waiting for there to be a surprise ringer show up and join in the fight; anyone remember the CGI cartoon in the 90s called something like Battle Planets where the bad guy was a giant planet eating planet? 😉
Just googled to check and it was actually called ‘Shadow Raiders’, although the toys it was based on were called ‘War Planets’ and the bad guy planet was called the Beast Planet.
This reminds me of a webcomic I saw with Galactus and Unicron talking to Kirby about his eating issues.
Only 5 mass extinction events after yeeting 17 moons and planets! That's impressivly low given the circumstances!
This was hilarious.
The hair on the microphone stole the show 😋
Lol i love see those two as kids throwing planets at each other😂
He’s like five seconds away from calling Deadpool to kill their asses.
Zeno slides into the fight "Oooh are you guys playing marbles?"
I could see Unicron casually throwing cybetron and Galactus be all "oh its go time!" Then yeets earth
Unicorn spends most of his time looking like a planet. Galactic must have taken a little nibble.
Antispiral would like to play.
Nice amazing one
Come on, let them have some fun.
Also, I'm pretty sure you had to deal with even worse situations than a foodfight on cosmic scale
I called it!!! XD Galactus having a food fight? Gotta be unicron… XD
My smile when it was Unicron!
Thumbs up if you're fan of the 1980's movie.
I didn't look at the tags. I thought Galactus got into a fight with Darkseid again.
Lord forbid you get Gurren Lagann involved...
"Who could you POSSIBLY be having a food fight with?"
Me: Unicron?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I knew it was going to be unicron
That was hilarious 😂😂
And here we are 9 months later and Death Battle is literally gonna make an episode about this! 😂
I was thinking Unicron and I love it when I’m right
I spit up my monster when unicorn was mentioned 😂
To be fair, there's not a whole lot of characters he CAN have a food fight with...
Oh god lmao
John is best call service daddy
This is the best
Would love to see ACME give advice or there reactions to the Amalgam event (Marvel/DC fusion) or the Soulworld event (Marvel squished in half).
Next event would be Ego complaining due to workplace harassment.
I fucking KNEW it would be unicron. Literally said holy shit out loud when he said unicron
bold of you to asume that he is going to listen
Unicron, really?! The Anti-Monitor or nothing!
Today on when the seasoning in your food is more mature than two galactic entities
Set Ms. Frizzle on them
Can you do Sonic villains too?
Imagine trying to tell someone who eats planets what to do or you'll put a stop to whatever he or she is doing
Welp, time to bring out my "Chancla" (galaxy destroying satellite cannon).
Hasbro teamed up with George Lucas and made a Death star that converted into a mecha-Vader toy.
Someone made a comic called "they might be giant robots" which is no longer on the web but one of the comics was this death star-Vader blowing up Alderon followed by Galactus and Unicron and another giant world-eating figure complaining that Vader was being mean by wrecking their food source.
Yes, I looked for the comic and couldn't find it.
Might have to call in team dai-gurren to break up the food fight
The minute he said Unicron I was dead
EDIT: Are we talking old G1 Unicron, Armada/Energon Unicron or Comics Unicron or another version? This is actually important information because two of these are literal gods of Destruction and one is just a really big transformer that eats planets
You get to choose
@Villain Support Honesty, I'd pick G1 Unicron from the show. He may not be the most powerful, but he is the original.
Definitely need primus to step in and put them in thier places
Galactus actually has a daughter who is pregnant with his grandson so arguably this could just be a baby food tantrum
The hell you just say? Are you being serious about him having a daughter?
Look up "Gala" shes his daughter
@@ryanthekinghunter5357 Huh... Well, I'll be damned. She's pretty hot too.
Galactus vs The Doctor I think would be a good one.
If Unicron is active, R.I.P. Earth
I have a job because someone saw I had potential, and could get me into a methadone clinic and it's turned my life around completely
A food fight? Really? Galactus and Unicron are acting like 5 million year olds.
I feel John should call the One Above All to slap some sense on those guys.
gurren laggan: PATHETIC. procedes to throw a galaxy
Existential Threats: ugh....Those two are the worst. At least Goku didn't mean to destroy 95% of the multiverse. Goodluck, and don't let them hook you into the why whine game. They are just trying to push your buttons.
Get the Fantastic Four involved. Galactus respect them.
Oh this is a good one!
Fuck that would be fucking funny in animation
Do... Do you have the power to enforce this ultimatum?
I wonder if this is why Rooster Teeth did Galactus versus Unicron a few weeks back
When you have to be the adult for two planet eating beings. Lol!
Yo someone should animate this food fight xD
Omg YES
So I see villain support is against having fun.
Well... Everyone plays with their food at some point...
Bro I thought he was gonna say the black winter lol
I knew it was unicron! 😂
Unicron would appreciate it if you didn’t eat him.
Just wait until Grootfall joins the food fight
galactus is actually neutral not evil or good he is just galatics a universal force in marvel
😂😂
Gonna be honest I was not exoecting the world eater and world's angriest bakugan to be having a food fight.