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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2006
  • Cloret with Countess Vaughn...
    I wish I had the 'Juice bar' one.
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  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 года назад +270

    Let’s be real: anyone who’s ever worked in customer service wishes we had at least 1 day where we can act like this. 😂😂😂

    • @andrewmark2783
      @andrewmark2783 2 года назад +9

      Let's be real, anyone who's ever worked in customer services for more than a few years HAS had days like this 😄

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 года назад

      @@andrewmark2783 not a single lie was told. 😂😂😂

    • @gastheleft6535
      @gastheleft6535 2 года назад

      Way to legitimize this epidemic of horribleblaaakcustomer service

    • @michelerich1590
      @michelerich1590 19 дней назад

      are you KIDDING? They act like this all the damn time!

  • @thatguywiththeravioli386
    @thatguywiththeravioli386 6 лет назад +514

    *_G A P R I Z E L L E_*

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 4 года назад +39

      Guessica

    • @connormullen8823
      @connormullen8823 4 года назад +30

      Nenry

    • @NYCbabyJes
      @NYCbabyJes 4 года назад +27

      Let me get a rastastic rasrageous razzle dazzle

    • @howardrobinson5393
      @howardrobinson5393 4 года назад +21

      "And I can't believe it doesn't bother you that you paid $6 for some orange juice that took a trip around the blender with ice."

    • @rominn2184
      @rominn2184 4 года назад +12

      I got bunions, you don' know! I got me enough to make some BUNION rings!

  • @hardyjoe4278
    @hardyjoe4278 7 лет назад +511

    "We strive to provide quality service to each and eve--Aint you going yet?"

  • @mikeyd946
    @mikeyd946 9 лет назад +607

    Because of you. Cinnabon stays in business LOL!!

    • @1uhot426
      @1uhot426 9 лет назад +22

      "ah heh heh heh, ah heh heh"!lol

    • @SayYesToAwesome
      @SayYesToAwesome 6 лет назад +1

      That is racist. Not appropriate. You have been reported.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 5 лет назад +7

      SayYesToAwesome They're just repeating what was in the video.

    • @crazytempo
      @crazytempo 5 лет назад +5

      SayYesToAwesome lol you mad

    • @AnonTriple
      @AnonTriple 4 года назад +5

      @@SayYesToAwesome how's it racist

  • @realme1535
    @realme1535 9 лет назад +405

    For you youngsters UPN was the happening network back when her show was on

  • @DisneyGirlRocks
    @DisneyGirlRocks 10 лет назад +200

    "PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!!!" LMAO that face she makes is hilarious

  • @dionbakerjr.8736
    @dionbakerjr.8736 11 лет назад +290

    I bet she had a razztastic--razzrageous-razzle-dazzle smoothie with energy boost too! :)

    • @nicholastyler2714
      @nicholastyler2714 4 года назад +8

      Energy bwvoost

    • @NYCbabyJes
      @NYCbabyJes 4 года назад +9

      Can I get a Gynecological boost

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 4 года назад +2

      @@NYCbabyJes
      thank you. I never understood what she said in that line and it was driving me mad. lmao

    • @Yumifreak3
      @Yumifreak3 3 года назад +6

      Raz- what?

    • @sdlock83
      @sdlock83 3 года назад +8

      You mean a #4?!! Why didn't you say #4, you should've said #4 why didn't you say #4?!

  • @mirrorblueocean242
    @mirrorblueocean242 10 лет назад +456

    No exaggeration. This is one of the best "Celebrity Guest" skits I have probably seen. Everything was real easy in this one.

    • @kelleyannethomas5372
      @kelleyannethomas5372 3 года назад +5

      Who is this actress? I like her. She also reminded me of Nell Carter.

    • @Chun-believable
      @Chun-believable 2 года назад +7

      @@kelleyannethomas5372 The video and comments said it babe. Countess Vaughn.

  • @jamesriccardo2225
    @jamesriccardo2225 9 лет назад +298

    "First class to Cleveland? Ain't that an OxyMotrin?" Hahahahaha Cloret needs a full-episode special. Debra Wilson needs to come back to us with some new characters. Damn I miss MadTv

    • @taurusknight3110
      @taurusknight3110 Год назад +3

      Me too the best they don't make comedy like this anymore!!!

  • @MrDragonleo06
    @MrDragonleo06 5 лет назад +151

    That look Cloret gave Countess Vaughn after she told her that's why she ain't on UPN.....😅

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist 7 лет назад +159

    "So what are you taking now, Xanax Valium and horse tranquilizers?" LOL

  • @siegeaye
    @siegeaye 11 лет назад +175

    "I'm sorry to have disappointed such a valuable customer. We strive to provide quality service to each an every.........Ain't you gone yet!!!" HAHAHA EPIC!!!

  • @afredfrensky5668
    @afredfrensky5668 7 лет назад +203

    mad tv cast was great but Debra is awesome. hilarious

  • @TheLowkeyChef
    @TheLowkeyChef 12 лет назад +113

    Debra Wilson never gets old

  • @lunaravenstorm2025
    @lunaravenstorm2025 10 лет назад +193

    i'd watch a cloret spinoff show.

  • @Rah2005
    @Rah2005 5 лет назад +59

    "Those psychological stabilizers make me to aggressive with my.....*KIDS*"

  • @GreenPencil305
    @GreenPencil305 16 лет назад +91

    Cloret: First class to Cleveland?, isn't that an Oxy-Motrin?
    Countess Vaughn: I believe the word is "oxy-moron".
    Cloret: I ain't no moron, you the moron, shoot, paying $4,000 extra for a hot wash cloth and "Kangaroo Jack"?

  • @RobertCooper-yt5dg
    @RobertCooper-yt5dg 7 лет назад +344

    Funny how mad tv predicted the awful and rude service of united airlines.

    • @Augustchica814
      @Augustchica814 5 лет назад +25

      It was always like that. They didn't have social media to rant about it.

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 4 года назад +2

      Oh yeah. It was about the "airlines".😒

    • @dwoollery
      @dwoollery 4 года назад +2

      I bet that guy would've rather had Cloret than that bruise on his face.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 года назад +1

      ree

    • @Charlie-hl7jr
      @Charlie-hl7jr 4 года назад +3

      Lol, I’m sure if they are awful and rude, it’s usually because the customers are awful and rude first.

  • @ruddM
    @ruddM 3 года назад +35

    I wish there would have been more Cloret skits 😂

  • @gothicniki
    @gothicniki 12 лет назад +76

    LMFAOO "Who that hell is Countless Vajohn?!"

  • @HEIRLESSful
    @HEIRLESSful 7 лет назад +66

    Debra Wilson is a comedic genius!

  • @cmclayton1986
    @cmclayton1986 5 лет назад +53

    Can y'all imagine Cloret, Yvonne Criddle, Antonia, Stuart and Ms. Swan all in one skit together? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tmichellemd111
      @tmichellemd111 3 года назад +7

      You forgot Lorraine

    • @kelleyannethomas5372
      @kelleyannethomas5372 3 года назад +2

      Carlos Clayton-And also Bunifa! 🤣🤣👏👏

    • @hornguy04
      @hornguy04 2 года назад +2

      Add DOT and you have the best skit in MadTV history.

    • @Catenfur
      @Catenfur Год назад

      @@kelleyannethomas5372 That could only work if you cloned Debra

  • @caneimcdonald9226
    @caneimcdonald9226 4 года назад +30

    Debra Wilson, Nicole Sullivan, Alex Bornstein, Mo Collins, and Stephanie Weir were the funniest female cast members on MadTV PERIOD.

  • @jonquilsimms97
    @jonquilsimms97 12 лет назад +51

    "I had some coffee and some Red Bull 'cause it gives you wings...." lol

  • @jonathankieranwriter
    @jonathankieranwriter 3 года назад +21

    Countess Vaughn has always been so lovable and talented. She was the perfect foil for the genius Debra Wilson’s unique style of comedy in this skit. WHY don’t they make comedy like this anymore? We have lost the gift of being able to laugh with each other.

  • @InnannasRainbow
    @InnannasRainbow 13 лет назад +16

    Debra Wilson always played her characters perfectly.

  • @linon3000
    @linon3000 15 лет назад +22

    "I hope your happy. Because of you Cinnabon stays in business" OMG I love Debra. All the stars in the world, Peace.

  • @youtizzlerocks
    @youtizzlerocks 18 лет назад +16

    I love the look Debra gives after Countess says, "that explains why you're not on UPN." Lol.

  • @saxachewon8062
    @saxachewon8062 6 лет назад +151

    WHO DA HELL IS COUNTLESS VAJON?

  • @tomaseugenioburgos885
    @tomaseugenioburgos885 11 лет назад +24

    Two amazing comediennes...

  • @alliztoht5778
    @alliztoht5778 11 лет назад +75

    WHO DA HELL IS COUNTLESS VIJOHN???? XD

  • @PjSparkle08
    @PjSparkle08 8 лет назад +103

    plz somebody create a show for debra called "cloret's new job" or somethin like that. the show would be about her bein a temp working various jobs and her crazy experiences with the customers. can u imagine her workin customer service, or returns at a clothing store?

    • @rosieparez
      @rosieparez 6 лет назад +6

      PjSparkle08 great idea. you should really pitch the idea

    • @jacobrivasjr
      @jacobrivasjr 5 лет назад +4

      omg I would cuss her out over the phone lmfao

  • @garykoshland
    @garykoshland 2 года назад +11

    Debra Wilson kicks butt. Totally underrated. And Mad Tv blows away SNL. How is that still on the air and mad tv is not???????

  • @dem20233
    @dem20233 6 лет назад +29

    2:41 please proceed to security!!!!!!

  • @mrbushidon7140
    @mrbushidon7140 7 лет назад +119

    cloret need to meet bunifa

    • @Michaelahol
      @Michaelahol 7 лет назад +15

      or Yvonne Criddle

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 6 лет назад +5

      Chris Hill sr Kinda tough as Bunifa and Closet were both played by Debra Wilson. ;)

    • @Baconmutt
      @Baconmutt 6 лет назад +2

      And Miss Sylvia.

    • @miliov
      @miliov 4 года назад +1

      @@indigothecat indeed they were :)

    • @vanizorc
      @vanizorc 4 года назад +2

      @@indigothecat That's the joke...

  • @NiteOwl1224
    @NiteOwl1224 16 лет назад +18

    Best part - 2:32 - GLARE!....... "PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!"

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 лет назад +9

    She spouted that service policy as though she was reading a ransom note

  • @charmed2791
    @charmed2791 17 лет назад +6

    "Naw I ain't never seent you" LMFAO Debra Wilson is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @DemokrasyaTV
    @DemokrasyaTV 13 лет назад +12

    Countess Vaughn: The place was emptier than a Bobby Brown concert...AHAHAHAHA!
    Cloret: Ehehe...ehehe...
    Hahaha..that always make me laugh so hard! xD

  • @leonitapalero9002
    @leonitapalero9002 8 лет назад +28

    "aew mah nipple" HAHHA I DIED

  • @ej44026
    @ej44026 10 лет назад +66

    The place was emptier than a Booby Brown conert xd lmfao

  • @1uhot426
    @1uhot426 9 лет назад +24

    2:31 is the exact face i would have too if someone said that to me behind the desk!lol

  • @mauriceglass2854
    @mauriceglass2854 5 лет назад +13

    Coffee and some red bull cuz it gives ya waaaangs

  • @Jherick5954
    @Jherick5954 2 года назад +4

    This lady speaks to my soul 🥰

  • @VonnieVonVonX2
    @VonnieVonVonX2 9 лет назад +16

    loved when debra was on the parkers

    • @cushe83
      @cushe83 9 лет назад

      What did she do on the parkers

    • @VonnieVonVonX2
      @VonnieVonVonX2 9 лет назад +10

      cushe83 she played some "Knock off Oprah".

  • @jccoello
    @jccoello 7 лет назад +52

    This skit makes so much more sense this days!.... LOL #united

  • @D.JustinCalderon.1
    @D.JustinCalderon.1 3 года назад +8

    “Ouch ,my nipple” 😂😂😂

  • @anthonygladys
    @anthonygladys 11 лет назад +12

    Funny...mad tv had the BEST skits...

  • @TraceyMak1
    @TraceyMak1 7 лет назад +24

    THANKS FOR UPLOADING ALL OLD MADTV STUFF!!! I miss Debra Wilson and some of the OG Madtvers. They tried to bring it back but the new people all suck.

  • @shaleranicole
    @shaleranicole 5 лет назад +8

    PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!!😂😂

  • @cplunajr745
    @cplunajr745 3 года назад +3

    Madtv hired real talented actors who can really act with smooth versatility with their designated roles. I’m very disappointed that many of them are not elevated to a bigger screen. Hollywood!! Helloooooo!!! Stop playing dumb!

  • @sfmphotline
    @sfmphotline 5 лет назад +39

    "Where you get that from Mervyn's?". Please upvote to anyone who got the joke lol.

    • @f_l_u_x_p_o_p
      @f_l_u_x_p_o_p 4 года назад +3

      What does that mean 😃

    • @taralen1101
      @taralen1101 4 года назад +6

      @@f_l_u_x_p_o_p Mervyn's was a department store that closed back in the day, and she's saying that her clothes are so ugly she bought them from Mervyn's.

    • @cicicovington1414
      @cicicovington1414 4 года назад +3

      Ahhh Mervyn's...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moriahjohnthejohnsons718
    @moriahjohnthejohnsons718 6 лет назад +12

    Countess!!

  • @LeitrabiParody
    @LeitrabiParody 4 года назад +1

    I ❤️ Cloret

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 11 лет назад +27

    2:33 her face omg LMFAO xD

  • @NadjibChannelthemovieguy
    @NadjibChannelthemovieguy 4 года назад +5

    "First class to Cleveland?"

  • @crapbag89
    @crapbag89 15 лет назад +2

    i could watch this every day for a year and not grow tired of it.

  • @a1s1
    @a1s1 11 лет назад +10

    COUNTLESS VAJAUN

  • @gabrielfreitas8500
    @gabrielfreitas8500 10 месяцев назад +1

    It's amazing how Debra Wilson can change the way she looks and sounds when playing different characters

  • @forensicsciencefan5645
    @forensicsciencefan5645 5 лет назад +6

    Can't stop laughing. Keep thinking about being at an airport and hearing something like "Ow, my nipple!" over the PA system.

  • @Micho55
    @Micho55 4 года назад +4

    ironically, this is how being on Wellbutrin feels

    • @juliannehannes11
      @juliannehannes11 3 года назад +2

      Unless you're bipolar, then it gives you wings haha

  • @jrcna32466
    @jrcna32466 14 лет назад +3

    Countess Vaughn used to be on all the talk shows as a child with a phenomenal singing voice...

  • @Yeiyn343
    @Yeiyn343 3 года назад +1

    Sister Maeshaaaaaa!
    -That's So Raven.

  • @KrisHoppz
    @KrisHoppz 2 года назад +2

    Debra is SO GOOD

  • @marissasue319
    @marissasue319 4 года назад +1

    "...and some Red Bull cuz they give u wings."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That line was so CUTE 🤣😍
    EXCELLENT, HILARIOUS clip❣

  • @Gleamorous
    @Gleamorous 4 года назад +2

    literally me @0:19 anytime I’ve been working retail and a customer complains -

  • @gbear285
    @gbear285 15 лет назад +2

    in my opinion, the best skit mad tv ever did! this character was brilliant

  • @KeiranIs2007
    @KeiranIs2007 15 лет назад +2

    "who the hell is countless vagauhn?"
    ROFL

  • @julianbluefeather8491
    @julianbluefeather8491 2 года назад +2

    I was in 1st grade when this was uploaded I’m 23 now

  • @adrianabawag5490
    @adrianabawag5490 7 лет назад +10

    watch this many times! hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andycheng9066
    @andycheng9066 7 лет назад +7

    Perfect explanation of united airlines

  • @vap0rtranz
    @vap0rtranz 4 года назад +3

    "I ain't no Moron. You da Moron for paying $4,000 more dollars for a hot wash cloth and Kangaroo Jack!" LMAO. Why I only sit in 1st class when they bump me up for free.

  • @gmcneoplan84
    @gmcneoplan84 Месяц назад

    Man, this was so 1990s and early 2000s and I love it!! Mentioning Mervyn's, Countess Vaughn, UPN, the Parkers. Man, I miss that time period.

  • @eggmanslimz
    @eggmanslimz 3 года назад +2

    Omg Cloret!! SHES AMAZING!! Hilarious character!!

    • @REXXSEVEN
      @REXXSEVEN 2 года назад +1

      I don't know why but cloret sounds like something that you would use to clean your house with.

  • @spotdathief
    @spotdathief 14 лет назад +3

    "Oh please dont tell me your gonna fly the plane now."
    Lmao :D

  • @1uhot426
    @1uhot426 11 лет назад +4

    0:54, the way her mouth was when she was mocking her laugh!Lol

  • @judemichaelhanna4867
    @judemichaelhanna4867 4 года назад +1

    Oh....Lol.... that is awesome! Thank you so much Mad TV.
    Debra Wilson is perfection in this..

  • @jamiemiller723
    @jamiemiller723 3 года назад +3

    Oxymotrin omgggg I’m dead

  • @jkahern
    @jkahern 16 лет назад +2

    yes, you MUST find the Juice bar one! I love that part where Cloret goes 'Energy booooosssshhh (boost)' LOL

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 2 года назад +3

    Debra was awesome!

  • @LoOkAtMyBeEp
    @LoOkAtMyBeEp 18 лет назад +2

    The look on her face , when countess tell her " you work for united airlines that's y u not on UPN " is PRICELESS !

  • @rooterdevin
    @rooterdevin 3 года назад +5

    PLEASE PROCEEEED TO SEKURITYYYYY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MoreTashevia
    @MoreTashevia 13 лет назад +4

    The Look That Cloret Was Giving Countess Before She Said "Please Proceed To Security" Is Halarious !

  • @linon3000
    @linon3000 17 лет назад +3

    This was superb, I wish Debra was on MAD Tv today as well as Mo and Alex, anyways 10 stars, Peace.

  • @rahilraza1344
    @rahilraza1344 Год назад +1

    I love how countess roasted her and that look

  • @grammaticalchainsaw7318
    @grammaticalchainsaw7318 4 года назад +13

    First class to Cleveland? Isn’t that an oxymotrin ?

  • @jameschancey251
    @jameschancey251 Год назад +3

    Cloret and Bon Qui Qui would make quite a team.

  • @lesbiannotthespian
    @lesbiannotthespian 5 лет назад +3

    I love how she's traveling to where I live 😂😂

  • @BeeBee-kk9bv
    @BeeBee-kk9bv 3 года назад

    Love the Face she makes We Strive to Provide Quality Service!

  • @pracs92
    @pracs92 17 лет назад +1

    Debra rules! she's soooo gooooooood

  • @extraspooky819
    @extraspooky819 9 лет назад +7

    The fact that Nicole Randell Johnsons' airport sketch is a more popular result than this comedy gold makes me literally sick to my ass. People do realize Nicole is the welfare 2 bit version of Debra Wilson right? Sure is an odd coincidence that all the big time actors left when Bobby Lee hit the scene huh? Debra, Nicole (the white one), Will, Arie, Frank, Stephanie, Moe. All of them left around the same time. The only veteran Madtv actor left was mike mcdonald.

    • @extraspooky819
      @extraspooky819 9 лет назад

      Azrael Angel And then Nicole Parker came......oh god my left testicle could be a better actor.

  • @janjr165
    @janjr165 3 года назад +4

    What’s funny is Countess Vaughn acting like she’s A-list when she’s E-list! 😂🤣😂

  • @morganboy0ify
    @morganboy0ify 5 лет назад +1

    NOOOOO SHE DIDNT 😂😂💀💀💀 “Because of you Cinnabon stays in business”. I’m legit dead

  • @hmwoof6272
    @hmwoof6272 5 лет назад +1

    This is still funny to me no matter how many times I had watched it!

  • @psYnel
    @psYnel 14 лет назад +2

    This freaking funny!
    I love The Parkers

  • @smaginn
    @smaginn 13 лет назад +1

    Debra Wilson is a star.

  • @bobbymuir1970
    @bobbymuir1970 18 лет назад +3

    debra is freaking talented!!

  • @recycledminis
    @recycledminis 11 месяцев назад +1

    Man i missed madTV

  • @Brandon158
    @Brandon158 7 лет назад +11

    fucking love this

  • @Contantina46
    @Contantina46 12 лет назад +1

    I miss these cast members oh I wish madtv will comeback back