I BOUGHT MY FRIEND HIS DREAM CAR!!

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @zachjohnson5494
    @zachjohnson5494 4 года назад +5895

    “I can’t sell em cause you’ve leased all these cars under your name”
    *thumbs up*

    • @wineaddict6625
      @wineaddict6625 4 года назад +30

      Can anybody explain this I don't understand why it is under the buyers name if he's giving it away

    • @aash1305
      @aash1305 4 года назад +194

      @@wineaddict6625 There's a difference between buying a car and entirely giving it to the person, and leasing it under your own name and just letting them use it. Like if parents were to buy a car under their name for their child, the child doesn't necessarily own it until they give all ownership to the child. What these youtubers who give away cars lots of the time do is lease it under their name so that their friend can't just sell it off for money.

    • @wineaddict6625
      @wineaddict6625 4 года назад +82

      @@aash1305 oh my. Thanks for the explanation. So the guy is basically stuck with a car he can't maintain. Sad

    • @McNugget_Buddy
      @McNugget_Buddy 4 года назад +66

      @@aash1305 The thing about leasing a car under your name and letting someone use the car is that it makes you the one legally responsible for the taxes and insurance, or the person you're leasing it from since leasing is like owning a house. You're not technically buying it, you're just paying to use it. So really the person he's giving it too has no obligation to pay taxes or insurance. That's looking too far into the animation though.

    • @aash1305
      @aash1305 4 года назад +12

      @@McNugget_Buddy i'm not the guy that asked about it, but thanks for explaining to them further.

  • @leonsky419
    @leonsky419 4 года назад +9323

    Dylan’s friend only mistake was that he was drawn normal, he never had a chance.

  • @themanisworthit1022
    @themanisworthit1022 4 года назад +15883

    David is going to claim this video and it will officially be canon that this happened

    • @JzeroN
      @JzeroN 4 года назад +146

      david wouldn't do that.

    • @JzeroN
      @JzeroN 4 года назад +78

      Hingle McCringleberry you clearly haven't seen anything on david besides maybe his main channel videos. he's just a regular goofy dude.

    • @BrBr-tq8iw
      @BrBr-tq8iw 4 года назад +5

      😭😭

    • @JzeroN
      @JzeroN 4 года назад +23

      Hingle McCringleberry k

    • @OJAddict
      @OJAddict 4 года назад +16

      Hingle McCringleberry woah don’t call him kid, he’s clearly not a kid

  • @derickmoncado
    @derickmoncado 11 месяцев назад +2887

    The forced tongue smile for David is SO accurate.

    • @ashley3k
      @ashley3k 8 месяцев назад +47

      Noooo that's _Dylan_

    • @amduil8168
      @amduil8168 3 месяца назад +9

      @@ashley3k I think you mean Daniel.

  • @hahahayourebloated
    @hahahayourebloated 4 года назад +6920

    “Your name is ‘Dylan’s Friend’!” If that ain’t the most accurate depiction of RUclipsrs I’ve seen.

    • @pingcredible3477
      @pingcredible3477 4 года назад +5

      wut

    • @roguedragoon9212
      @roguedragoon9212 4 года назад +51

      hahahayourebloated Lol thats what miniladd thought vanoss thought of him

    • @pingcredible3477
      @pingcredible3477 4 года назад +1

      @@roguedragoon9212 WHOAH

    • @crackededge9351
      @crackededge9351 4 года назад +32

      @@roguedragoon9212 Miniladd ended up being the weirdo in the "friendship." Dude was accused of getting with middle schoolers, we'll see how that turns out. As for the topic of the video, I think that's how MiniLadd wanted to treat all of his "friends." The whole it's not okay when you do it but it's perfect for me attitude.

    • @shaunbelisle7742
      @shaunbelisle7742 4 года назад +18

      As much as I hate to say it Mini became the very thing he despised. A RUclipsr who meets up with other sometimes newer RUclipsrs only to use them in order to boost his own popularity.

  • @JAMARISPEAKS
    @JAMARISPEAKS 3 года назад +69433

    jesus christ this aged well

    • @yvescajou8914
      @yvescajou8914 3 года назад +1474

      I came back to say the same thing after seeing your video 😂😂

    • @dr3amkiller725
      @dr3amkiller725 3 года назад +313

      Yes it did

    • @jojomojofofo
      @jojomojofofo 3 года назад +194

      Yo just watched your video!

    • @YZYGWD
      @YZYGWD 3 года назад +970

      “When people think of you they really think of me” really sums up David

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 3 года назад +88

      Perfectly.

  • @johnmandato344
    @johnmandato344 4 года назад +5012

    "I can't sell them because you've leased them all under your name."
    *Proceeds to give two thumbs up*

    • @inasir3832
      @inasir3832 4 года назад +107

      *starts to play happy jingle in the background*

    • @neteasyplays9517
      @neteasyplays9517 4 года назад +17

      *Stares right at the camera*

    • @imthetube44
      @imthetube44 4 года назад +10

      OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!

    • @analee3299
      @analee3299 3 года назад +4

      So they won't leave him.

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 2 года назад +9

      Imagine paying bills on a leased car that someone else paid for

  • @jessievelasco6074
    @jessievelasco6074 2 года назад +5028

    Lmao he actually smiles like that

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 года назад +17071

    I didn't think Dylan and Dylan's Friends could get any worse but they also incorporated a mukbang segment at the end

  • @Aurongel
    @Aurongel 4 года назад +22420

    Disturbing absurd humor aside, this is actually a pretty solid takedown of both narcissistic internet celebrity worship culture and the rampant consumerism it supports.

    • @TheTriangle444
      @TheTriangle444 4 года назад +1084

      I remember those Oprah audience members that were granted cars and they went bankrupt so fast they couldnt keep up with the taxes

    • @leonsalgeuro
      @leonsalgeuro 4 года назад +463

      we live in a society

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 года назад +229

      @@leonsalgeuro we really do, king.

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 года назад +29

      @Roman Bellic what a nice moment

    • @Aurongel
      @Aurongel 4 года назад +16

      @M A D A S P E E D What...?

  • @MortiferV
    @MortiferV 3 года назад +12242

    the tongue lmao

  • @wonderboy6927
    @wonderboy6927 Год назад +124

    The tongue awkwardly hanging out is accurate

  • @engetsu75
    @engetsu75 4 года назад +3547

    I knew he was dead the moment I noticed he was drawn normally.

  • @WesAdmas
    @WesAdmas 4 года назад +20974

    Dylan’s Friend is the most normal looking person in meatcanyon history
    And his beautiful normality was his unfortunate undoing.

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 4 года назад +633

      Everyone who dies looks normal

    • @faizalardillah1440
      @faizalardillah1440 4 года назад +208

      @@Glados1080 But Cosmo and Wanda is drawn normally, they survived in the end of the video

    • @ajohnymous5699
      @ajohnymous5699 4 года назад +133

      His normal appearance was his undoing.... For normalcy is the exact opposite of *perfection* ...

    • @krooked_kraken9976
      @krooked_kraken9976 4 года назад +9

      Was

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 4 года назад +7

      @@faizalardillah1440 shhhh

  • @oscarthegrouch9416
    @oscarthegrouch9416 4 года назад +7281

    Sees a normal drawn character
    *I'm sorry little one*

  • @conlangknow8787
    @conlangknow8787 5 месяцев назад +311

    Mr breast after giving Mac his 2000th platinum plated and mink fur interior cybertruck

    • @lexx1235
      @lexx1235 4 месяца назад

      Breast 😂

  • @ivyripple7695
    @ivyripple7695 4 года назад +15619

    “Your name is Dylan’s friend. Your existence is being my friend. When people think of you, they really think of me.”
    I felt that one

  • @Reallifepaintbeast
    @Reallifepaintbeast 4 года назад +3017

    when he said "your name, is dillans friend!" that line scared the shit out of me. i don't know if it was because i knew what was going to happen, or because of how real that is. his entire existence is based on "dillan". that's scary dude.

  • @peanutbee1262
    @peanutbee1262 3 года назад +29437

    When a character looks normal, that usually means they’re going to die

    • @Remdogg
      @Remdogg 3 года назад +453

      Lmao so true

    • @lilyachty7810
      @lilyachty7810 3 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/user/shorts84045rc6YNo?feature=share

    • @krobzzz
      @krobzzz 3 года назад +477

      Or get their soul filtered.

    • @peanutbee1262
      @peanutbee1262 3 года назад +60

      @@krobzzz that too

    • @wolter4324
      @wolter4324 3 года назад +19

      You goddemn right

  • @Peter-nu8st
    @Peter-nu8st 2 года назад +543

    Dillons a good friend. Making sure his friends stay big and strong. Really going the extra mile.

  • @funnyfella2293
    @funnyfella2293 3 года назад +13492

    this aged like fine wine

    • @hay55.16
      @hay55.16 3 года назад +84

      fr 💀🤚

    • @buddhab0mb254
      @buddhab0mb254 3 года назад +34

      Yup

    • @revolverrenato
      @revolverrenato 3 года назад +69

      What happened

    • @funnyfella2293
      @funnyfella2293 3 года назад +1135

      @@revolverrenato basically david dobrick was exposed for treating his friends like toys

    • @nymphohalo
      @nymphohalo 3 года назад +28

      Even more today

  • @depressed5054
    @depressed5054 4 года назад +5620

    “And now I’m in crippling Debt and I have six Lamborghinis”
    Dylan: (thumbs up)

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 4 года назад +40

      TWO thumbs up. 👍 👍

    • @plague_eugalp
      @plague_eugalp 4 года назад +3

      Nice pfp

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 4 года назад +1

      @@plague_eugalp Thanks. It's my anthro cat avatar cropped from a picture I drew with ancap colors on it.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 3 года назад +7

      @@Cacowninja ancap more like ancrap lol

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад

      @@imlivinginyourceiling What's so great about the state?
      Anyways now's not the time to get political.
      You can go to my other channel for that: ruclips.net/channel/UCNaO85Wrrh2u-oiCQVFSVBQ

  • @aehsborw727
    @aehsborw727 4 года назад +3645

    If one of David friends stop appearing it’s because he found who snitched to
    meat canyon about what really happens

  • @waspknife4121
    @waspknife4121 2 года назад +104

    I can't get over meatcanyon, I love him so much, and this specific video has me rolling with laughter every time, it's the part where he ask "what's your name?" That gets me every time

  • @grizzlyjack2000
    @grizzlyjack2000 4 года назад +2005

    Is being drawn normally the rough equivalent of being a red shirt in Meat Canyon.

    • @FatalV817
      @FatalV817 4 года назад +54

      The only exception is Obi-Wan from his star wars parodies

    • @grizzlyjack2000
      @grizzlyjack2000 4 года назад +28

      Jonathan Portales , well of course..It’s Obi-wan

    • @KallahMari
      @KallahMari 4 года назад +8

      Honestly yeah

    • @ulfricstormcloak6675
      @ulfricstormcloak6675 4 года назад +8

      Pretty much

    • @Ben-dv5lm
      @Ben-dv5lm 4 года назад +6

      George Lucas is also drawn normal

  • @ZMDE
    @ZMDE 4 года назад +23467

    this is fcking genius omg

  • @thejamjar5514
    @thejamjar5514 4 года назад +5121

    “*long exhausted sigh*, I don’t know Dylan.. is it mine?”
    *Copious Chad Noises*

    • @justsomeone7883
      @justsomeone7883 4 года назад +23

      *Intense alpha warcries*

    • @literalcrocs9982
      @literalcrocs9982 4 года назад

      Only one reply dang

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin 4 года назад

      Serious dang

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin 4 года назад

      Like it’s a SERIOUS dang

    • @onosawa
      @onosawa 4 года назад +5

      “OH MY GOD!” “YOU’RE SO LUCKY!” “NO WAY!” *repeats several times*

  • @defenem73
    @defenem73 5 месяцев назад +35

    We thought he was Jimmy but he was Dylan all along. The beast was just hiding in plain sight

    • @benj...
      @benj... 4 месяца назад +1

      why does this comment actually go hard

  • @jonathanh.p1997
    @jonathanh.p1997 4 года назад +6692

    "When people think of you, they really think of me."
    This is lowkey terrifying

    • @user-st8vf2tq2h
      @user-st8vf2tq2h 4 года назад +63

      i knowright

    • @saltednostrils3118
      @saltednostrils3118 4 года назад +51

      @@ghostify8515 yes, he knowsright

    • @OddTwenty1
      @OddTwenty1 4 года назад +42

      @@saltednostrils3118 they all knowright.

    • @kazooin
      @kazooin 4 года назад +31

      @@OddTwenty1 i also knowright.

    • @tp-pants6179
      @tp-pants6179 4 года назад +4

      have you watched there videos?

  • @Shockwave99999
    @Shockwave99999 4 года назад +4370

    The chuckle-inhaling that David does while biting his tongue is so accurate.

  • @sebastianbarela2165
    @sebastianbarela2165 4 года назад +1762

    He looks like the guy who would live stream his grandmas funeral.

    • @nicolenicole6453
      @nicolenicole6453 4 года назад +27

      The church that held my great grands funeral does this as apart of the funeral package and I was so ashamed we agreed. We really aren’t those people but for a day we were complete douchebags. 🤍

    • @fazoperez6610
      @fazoperez6610 4 года назад

      W

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial 4 года назад +5

      Smiling at a funeral, huh.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 4 года назад

      @@nicolenicole6453 well, with the corona virus going around it might have been a nice thing.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 4 года назад +2

      @@_Cetarial everyone mourns differently. I didn't cry about my dad dying until a week after it happened.

  • @Reddddnesssssss
    @Reddddnesssssss Месяц назад +14

    2:14 "YOUR NAME IS DYLAN'S FRIEND😛"

  • @Signaem
    @Signaem 4 года назад +41906

    Finally somebody says it. Nobody can afford the insurance on those cars.

    • @PopRobb
      @PopRobb 4 года назад +960

      Ikr

    • @EmperorXaozx
      @EmperorXaozx 4 года назад +2063

      Typically they're for either family or friends in the same income bracket.

    • @moonman5880
      @moonman5880 4 года назад +1687

      Would it ruin the friendship if I sold the cars to start a business?

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth 4 года назад +1356

      That’s why forced insurance shouldn’t be a thing.

    • @Trashingcanine
      @Trashingcanine 4 года назад +844

      Are you forced to pay the insurance?
      It's a genuine question, on some countries you aren't forced but you get in trouble if you crash them.

  • @someguythatlookslikedream
    @someguythatlookslikedream 4 года назад +1714

    If you’re drawn like a normal person or look normal in a MeatCanyon animation than your death rate rises to 98%

    • @ryatnatsu
      @ryatnatsu 4 года назад +53

      102% with a 2% margin of error

    • @gstoneman3158
      @gstoneman3158 4 года назад +6

      @@ryatnatsu 102 percent african american with a 2 percent margin of error

    • @j.r.2674
      @j.r.2674 4 года назад +7

      Maybe one day we can see a normal functioning human live and appear from time to time.

    • @antoniovazquez8644
      @antoniovazquez8644 4 года назад +3

      Only exception were the rug rats kids

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 года назад +3

      Helpful Crammer
      104%?

  • @RealBlazeheart
    @RealBlazeheart 5 месяцев назад +79

    The way this aged so perfectly.

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 4 года назад +2945

    Having 6 Lamborghinis and not being able to afford the insurance and stuff would suck

    • @malevolenceXXXensues
      @malevolenceXXXensues 4 года назад +21

      Just sell 'em?

    • @sonwukong7077
      @sonwukong7077 4 года назад +269

      malevolenceXXXensues 1:38 He can’t sell them. Dylan has them leased under his name.

    • @malevolenceXXXensues
      @malevolenceXXXensues 4 года назад +55

      Shoot, I forgot that detail. I'd have just skip town at that juncture.

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 4 года назад +14

      @@malevolenceXXXensues
      Cant. They are all leased under Dylan's name

    • @McNugget_Buddy
      @McNugget_Buddy 4 года назад +82

      ​@@sonwukong7077 If Dylan leased them, he wouldn't be able to sell them either because he doesn't own them. Leasing a car is paying to use it from whoever owns it, like renting a house or an apartment. It's different than buying them. Dylan would be responsible for making sure it's insured, and unless stated otherwise in the lease contract, the person/company who owns the cars would still be responsible for the taxes but that's taking the animation bit too seriously.

  • @liamkendall2971
    @liamkendall2971 4 года назад +5941

    David Dobrik: *Stopped uploading because of the pandemic*
    MeatCanyon: “Fine, I’ll do it *myself”*

  • @flinggonza5688
    @flinggonza5688 4 года назад +627

    *Sees someone drawn remotely normal*
    I am sorry, little friend...

  • @Molech996
    @Molech996 Год назад +22

    I can't believe it's been three years since this came out.Feels like it was yesterday.

  • @DragonballBlack
    @DragonballBlack 4 года назад +10550

    This is the Modern Day Mad Magazine

  • @cvrlos583
    @cvrlos583 3 года назад +2712

    What a nice young man giving his friend a car, surely he won’t instigate sexual assaults

    • @antibull4869
      @antibull4869 3 года назад +25

      @Adrian Banks what happened exactly? I wouldnt be shocked to learn another large youtuber that caters to children largely would be accused of doing something sexual towards children or having deviant sexual tastes😂. But idk what happened.

    • @Ken-mm7sw
      @Ken-mm7sw 3 года назад +13

      @@antibull4869 where tf did you get children from

    • @magicmaddie8108
      @magicmaddie8108 3 года назад +1

      Vore

    • @scoobyyubidoo9700
      @scoobyyubidoo9700 3 года назад +40

      @@Ken-mm7sw I usually get them from the local preschool.

    • @skytoofly6282
      @skytoofly6282 3 года назад +5

      @@Ken-mm7sw I mean he’s not wrong Shane, Miniladd and now Edp445 and most likely more in the future

  • @paatch
    @paatch 4 года назад +15547

    Everyone is gangsta until it’s feeding time

    • @wakemercs
      @wakemercs 4 года назад +302

      When the feeding starts, the streets are as empty as my snapchat dms.

    • @achuu7917
      @achuu7917 4 года назад +89

      I’m honestly done living

    • @burnttamale
      @burnttamale 4 года назад +61

      Fuck that

    • @omnipotentpotato6939
      @omnipotentpotato6939 4 года назад +140

      *There's plenty to go around*

    • @christianlaja382
      @christianlaja382 4 года назад +44

      Mmm feeding time

  • @Squirb
    @Squirb 2 года назад +33

    1:38 I can’t sell em, cuz you’ve leased all of these cars in your name! *thumbs up*

  • @irvskrt5720
    @irvskrt5720 4 года назад +41804

    this guy needs to get picked up by adultswim

    • @Darwinou12
      @Darwinou12 4 года назад +695

      Agreed

    • @dopekingzii
      @dopekingzii 4 года назад +437

      Dude short RUclips clips like this isn’t enough to get picked up by adult swim. I hate when people say this, not because I don’t want others to have the opportunity it’s just annoying to see.
      Edit: Thanks for 100 likes kind strangers 🥰🤪😳
      Edit 2: Thank you for the 200 likes kind strangers 🙄🤝🥺😱
      Edit 3: Thank you for 250 likes kind strangers!!!! Keep replying!!!!
      Edit 4: Thank you for 300 likes 🙏
      Edit 5: 369 😏 maybe we should keep it there or hit 420 😳
      Edit 6: 430 Likes sorry I missed 420 boys we will get it next time at 4,200

    • @WisconsinChristianite
      @WisconsinChristianite 4 года назад +760

      @@dopekingzii What is the requirement then?

    • @iamlegend5373
      @iamlegend5373 4 года назад +861

      @@dopekingzii dude haven't you seen the eric andre show. Those are 2 to 3 minute segments.

    • @Skullton03
      @Skullton03 4 года назад +302

      Dopekingz maybe they mean like he could get picked up for these videos to be played as shorts on adult swim, like the stuff that plays on commercial breaks sometimes.

  • @joeymontaquila
    @joeymontaquila 4 года назад +942

    “this is the 6th car youve given me”
    oh my lord this is your best one yet meat

    • @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386
      @denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 4 года назад +4

      why 6th tho
      is that a reference to something?

    • @esth6tic832
      @esth6tic832 4 года назад +4

      @@denenterpriesesorwhatsleft6386 david doberik

    • @kikhiithekhajiit8770
      @kikhiithekhajiit8770 4 года назад +1

      I can’t not stop laughing infinitely at the face of this guy look at the top of his head.😂😂😂😂

    • @gilumbusg782
      @gilumbusg782 4 года назад +2

      kings last words is the best one! dont @ me

    • @bobdole776thegreat
      @bobdole776thegreat 4 года назад

      Holy shit I looked that guy up and wow, looks like a narcissist with how much his face is plastered in the thumbnail of each video. If he really does lease these things out to the people he gets them for, that's a real fucked way to give a gift as it either has to be returned or bought out straight by the person it was given too later on.
      Personally if the guy leased it under his name, you could really piss him off by putting stupid amounts of mileage on it. Saw a guy with a pickup truck that had leased it for 3 years and with a max of like 10k miles a year was all he could put on it. Dude put like 150k on it in a year and owed them like 47k dollars, more than the truck was worth! Could just put that lambo up on some jack stands and run a few hundred bucks worth of gas through it to ramp the mileage up to insane amounts then make that asshole pay for it all.
      If you're going to give a car to someone, buy the fucking thing outright and pay off a year of insurance for them, don't hand them leased bullshit!

  • @100twistthethird7
    @100twistthethird7 3 года назад +5973

    David dobrik has been real quiet ever since this came out.

    • @Guhhgur
      @Guhhgur 3 года назад +35

      It’s bc of COVID and he said he won’t film

    • @100twistthethird7
      @100twistthethird7 3 года назад +10

      @@Guhhgur i know

    • @pastoolio9158
      @pastoolio9158 3 года назад +281

      @@Guhhgur Covid sounds a lot similar to "rape"

    • @Ricee_e
      @Ricee_e 3 года назад +17

      @@pastoolio9158 lmao

    • @yashu9081
      @yashu9081 3 года назад +45

      @@pastoolio9158 jesumzzz this video really hits hard and just aged like fine wine lmao🤣🤣. And there is the freakin rape allegations to him. Welp it is what it is.

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 2 года назад +646

    Something very similar to this once happened to me at a bus stop.

  • @rubensaenz8269
    @rubensaenz8269 3 года назад +16352

    I love how Greg is one of the most normal characters they’ve animated.

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 3 года назад +279

      I know right? It’s kinda jarring, especially since most of MeatCanyon’s other characters are over-the-top caricatures

    • @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke
      @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke 3 года назад +72

      And Joshua from the Tony the Tiger episode

    • @ProbablyAkeelah
      @ProbablyAkeelah 3 года назад +20

      And Helga from the Hey Arnold parody

    • @fernandovelazquez3116
      @fernandovelazquez3116 3 года назад +18

      And everyone in the rugrats parody

    • @andyvassileff6592
      @andyvassileff6592 3 года назад +2

      Pepe, you are flying hiiiiiiiiiiigh

  • @thetruth3068
    @thetruth3068 4 года назад +2275

    In Thailand, there was a king that gift White Elephant to people he hates.
    The one receive the gift can't just kill the elephant because it's a sacred animal, so they got to feed it and it cost them a lot of resources.

    • @chucky56
      @chucky56 4 года назад +175

      kill em with kindness

    • @forestgiliad3504
      @forestgiliad3504 4 года назад +77

      I only know this because of the Sam 'o' nella video

    • @meguminuwu7501
      @meguminuwu7501 4 года назад +10

      Damn F, just FFF

    • @Michaelchandlercomedy
      @Michaelchandlercomedy 4 года назад +26

      i would sell of the elephant... obviously

    • @femto2746
      @femto2746 4 года назад +22

      Also it wasn’t good to reject a gift from the king and I’m pretty sure he was on an Emkay video

  • @areosmith16
    @areosmith16 3 года назад +9114

    I like how the girl in the back has a disassociation episode. “Oh my god, where am I? I don’t know where I am.”

  • @josephsulaiman9959
    @josephsulaiman9959 Год назад +13

    the delivery of "i don't know dylan... is it mine" is amazing voice acting

  • @TheGiftedRN
    @TheGiftedRN 4 года назад +4033

    " HE'S BOUGHT ALL OF US CARS!"
    *money gurgling sounds*

    • @DannyFrey
      @DannyFrey 4 года назад +15

      “whats your name”

    • @awanderingknight7812
      @awanderingknight7812 4 года назад +7

      @@DannyFrey no god please spare Tori...

    • @hermanschultzfurry
      @hermanschultzfurry 4 года назад +8

      @@awanderingknight7812 WHATS YOUR NAME

    • @awanderingknight7812
      @awanderingknight7812 4 года назад +2

      @@hermanschultzfurry AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ghostlydudeyt
      @ghostlydudeyt 4 года назад +1

      @@hermanschultzfurry I dont I dont know what you want from me

  • @ateasewiththecheese2140
    @ateasewiththecheese2140 3 года назад +19601

    I know this is a joke, but David talking about gregs only purpose of existence is being "his friend" hits hard

  • @brandonjeong3798
    @brandonjeong3798 4 года назад +2010

    0:53 the girl in the back seat: Oh my god where am I? Where am I? I don’t know where I am. Hello?

  • @mike45blue
    @mike45blue 5 месяцев назад +169

    I know this video wasn't about Mr.Beast but I feel like his situation mirrors this

    • @DHworldwide185
      @DHworldwide185 4 месяца назад +7

      It doesn’t. His inner circle actually works for him and are wealthy enough to afford any gifts he gives them. He also mainly gives gifts to random citizens but has stated numerous times he does help pay any cost associated with the gift. Stop being a sheep.

    • @mike45blue
      @mike45blue 4 месяца назад +12

      @DHworldwide185 And? They wouldn't be there without him. Their wealth is his wealth at the end of the day. They got their success from him. Sure, they don't work minimum wage jobs and afford their own lambos, but when you think of Chandler, Kris, and the rest of his group, people think of Mr.Beast.
      You bringing up that Mr.Beast donates to random people is irrevalent because my comment was a response to the video of a youtuber who used his friends for views. Now, does Jimmy use his friends for views? Not specifically, but he uses random people for views and with everything being brought up from multiple testimonies from behind the scenes, not everything is sunshine and rainbows. In fact I'd say it's borderline torture. At the end of the day, his whole persona is a mirage, we have no idea what any of his people(and him) are like off camera.
      TLDR Go seethe and cry somewhere else, Jimmy isn't going to put you on a video, oh wait, unless your on an SA registery list, you might just have a chance!

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 4 месяца назад +2

      @@mike45blueYou’re a bit unreasonably angry over this. Calm down, champ.

    • @RealElevenTimes
      @RealElevenTimes 4 месяца назад +1

      @@SonicMaster519 real, bro has some pent up anger.

    • @rylanstubbs96
      @rylanstubbs96 4 месяца назад

      @@mike45bluebro it is NOT that deep lmao

  • @gamacichi
    @gamacichi 4 года назад +6933

    Greg: “I can’t sell these cars you’ve given me, cause you’ve leased all of them in your name”
    Dylan: 👍🏼😜👍🏼

    • @jacobmantlo6371
      @jacobmantlo6371 4 года назад +3

      Yes.

    • @lando1gamez473
      @lando1gamez473 4 года назад +5

      @@saltyman1848 no

    • @steelinskin5925
      @steelinskin5925 4 года назад +13

      @@saltyman1848 Who the fuck let you on the 18+ RUclips account. I'm telling your mother.

    • @scraps8899
      @scraps8899 4 года назад +9

      I literally commented this same thing before this dude and got like less than 10 likes compared to his 1k...

    • @scraps8899
      @scraps8899 4 года назад +2

      @@saltyman1848 I know hahaha I'm just like "goddamnit I wanted those likes"

  • @youreallyaresomething306
    @youreallyaresomething306 4 года назад +1850

    The end made me physically uncomfortable.

    • @TheJessicafranco2009
      @TheJessicafranco2009 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @puremorde9814
      @puremorde9814 4 года назад +53

      Im so uncomforable after he told them now feed

    • @agentxs-1182
      @agentxs-1182 4 года назад +22

      Yeah meatcanyon will do that to ya lol

    • @tompegorinno5141
      @tompegorinno5141 4 года назад +4

      But remember. Its only for 25 cents

    • @Theworld-ct2bl
      @Theworld-ct2bl 4 года назад +11

      I wanted Greg to have a good ending, but it’s a meatcanyon video, anyone in a meatcanyon video is on the lease of death

  • @stzrgirl369
    @stzrgirl369 4 года назад +3098

    When someone’s drawn normally you know someone’s bout to die-

    • @nilrith1951
      @nilrith1951 4 года назад +8

      Konlulu~

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад +89

      No, they're not about to die, they're about to witness... PERFECTION

    • @cocopebbles9686
      @cocopebbles9686 4 года назад +9

      Kevin flashbacks.....

    • @KDShaolinMenace
      @KDShaolinMenace 4 года назад +6

      not trusting the ears

    • @W0ND3RB0Y1
      @W0ND3RB0Y1 4 года назад +6

      Kinda like the black guy in horror movies, they always die first...

  • @mrdough2568
    @mrdough2568 2 года назад +69

    "Eazy there's plenty to go around" got me dying 💀 🤣 he also got the laugh right

  • @thisdoesnotexist5246
    @thisdoesnotexist5246 4 года назад +14375

    MeatCanyon is one of the only people I’ve seen who can turn literally anything into a completely disturbing nightmare

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty 4 года назад +181

      It's two things: to make fun of people who deserve it, and to make their traits bigger and extremely disturbing

    • @kingkazma2964
      @kingkazma2964 4 года назад +44

      clearly you haven't seen enough youtube I recommend surreal entertainment it's not as bad but it will leave you asking why and wtf

    • @thebluepig7532
      @thebluepig7532 4 года назад +16

      I mean this bit wasn’t really changed at all

    • @Theglorg
      @Theglorg 4 года назад +9

      Besides LumpyTouch

    • @trinitythemiata2197
      @trinitythemiata2197 4 года назад +2

      Lmao I love it

  • @dr.blitzpickletenedthefano8663
    @dr.blitzpickletenedthefano8663 4 года назад +1786

    Dylan is the most terrifying thing when you reject the car

    • @cannedfishfan
      @cannedfishfan 4 года назад +19

      Excellent observation, Doctor.

    • @camera2178
      @camera2178 4 года назад +6

      I couldn’t have done it better.

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +14

      Dylan: What are you trying to say!?
      Me: put the cars under my name, I dunno :T

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 года назад +1

      Indeed you are right, my good sir.

    • @tippyship5332
      @tippyship5332 4 года назад

      Keyword, *thing*

  • @stevesaenz4117
    @stevesaenz4117 4 года назад +2660

    David not gonna wanna give out cars no more after he sees this

  • @Minky34
    @Minky34 Месяц назад +27

    the music 😂 0:29

  • @kingmkg1235
    @kingmkg1235 4 года назад +2293

    “ NOW GET UP HERE AND FEED “ best part of the vid

    • @stepsischaralie
      @stepsischaralie 4 года назад +55

      Easily the worst

    • @skarle7
      @skarle7 4 года назад +17

      TheNamesQuack nah you buggin

    • @stepsischaralie
      @stepsischaralie 4 года назад +5

      @@skarle7 Ah yes my bad

    • @paradoxx1998
      @paradoxx1998 4 года назад +3

      POV you're reading the comments and wondering what this means

    • @jellyqueen2545
      @jellyqueen2545 4 года назад +1

      It's THE best.

  • @itsliyah_qgirl9323
    @itsliyah_qgirl9323 4 года назад +3592

    The fact that it’s 4 minutes long like all his videos is just pure commitment

    • @r0tt3dfl3shh
      @r0tt3dfl3shh 4 года назад +38

      Shoulda had the extra couple seconds tho😂

    • @dragulagoddess5767
      @dragulagoddess5767 4 года назад +8

      "Pure."

    • @AlienLee
      @AlienLee 4 года назад +4

      His video time varies but I really don’t mind

    • @turnedjetprime3571
      @turnedjetprime3571 4 года назад +13

      4:20 it should be that long

    • @gotavideo
      @gotavideo 4 года назад +5

      I only spent 1 minute watching the video before saying that's it for the day or beside laughing is a good way to die around this COVID-19 Pandemic

  • @Batkhuyag1300
    @Batkhuyag1300 4 года назад +2866

    "You're so lucky"
    "Where am i"
    "OMG Dylan you're so hot"
    -Dylan's friend

  • @DillaWorld
    @DillaWorld Год назад +13

    Thank you for making this video.
    -Annoying music
    -Sycophant followers
    -Over exaggerating expressions
    It's perfect. Thank you.

  • @whoohw6711
    @whoohw6711 4 года назад +1476

    I just knew Dylan was gonna vore him, but the "feeding", that was a curve ball.

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 4 года назад +12

      Right?!!

    • @AbelR91
      @AbelR91 4 года назад +29

      Not really, it's a metaphor for the nature of their relationship

    • @necrocreature9117
      @necrocreature9117 4 года назад +5

      100% just look at his mouth, knew it was coming but that was terrifying

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +1

      Nice PFP

    • @nekofarah
      @nekofarah 4 года назад +1

      I knew from first looking at him, I was like hes gonna eat u run! Then the feeding part I was like... wait. . The f?? .

  • @ellocojoncrazy3270
    @ellocojoncrazy3270 4 года назад +720

    A universal rule is that whenever there is a normal character, he dies in a horrible way.

    • @bckyardsamurai
      @bckyardsamurai 4 года назад +15

      Define normal for this guys videos

    • @alastorthefloridaman4019
      @alastorthefloridaman4019 4 года назад +28

      @@bckyardsamurai not directly horribly disfigured to an almost unrecognisable degree

    • @thatguy763
      @thatguy763 4 года назад +15

      Gabriel Nino
      Normal (The MeatCanyon way)
      Whenever a character is drawn with aspects of said character looking like what the drawing is based on
      Examples:
      Greg (This video)
      The kids and the Fish (Cet in Het)
      Swiper (That Dora video this guy made.)
      Etc.

    • @jsc1jake512
      @jsc1jake512 4 года назад +3

      @@bckyardsamurai All his videos range from: mildly cursed - cursed - very cursed.

    • @randyrichmondiii3415
      @randyrichmondiii3415 4 года назад

      F in the chat for Greg

  • @PaintedLive
    @PaintedLive 4 года назад +2454

    That girl in the back: "Oh my god. Your so lucky. Where am I?"

    • @bleachdrinker4447
      @bleachdrinker4447 4 года назад +58

      Look her damn cheeks

    • @jessie801000
      @jessie801000 4 года назад +39

      She’s the reason I keep coming back LMAO

    • @84ronn
      @84ronn 4 года назад +7

      Lmao🤣🤣

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 4 года назад +75

      3:00 Listen to what she says there!
      YT deletes my comment if I type it out.. WTF? haha

    • @KodaKen03
      @KodaKen03 4 года назад +6

      😂

  • @James_Sunderland_
    @James_Sunderland_ Год назад +6

    drama so old i didnt realize it was david dobrik until the whole "when they think of you, they really think of me" and it suddenly clicked

  • @name-cn4wv
    @name-cn4wv 4 года назад +2104

    Imagine being in crippling debt with a car you didn't want as the person next to you is profiting from youtube

    • @angelchavez4245
      @angelchavez4245 4 года назад +19

      You guys do realize that he’s given his friends only ONE car each? He doesn’t give them multiple cars. He’s only given two cars to one person, and that was his assistant Natalie. Y’all acting like you know shit about him, when you clearly don’t.

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 4 года назад +101

      @@angelchavez4245 Neither do you though. Unless you know him personally of course.

    • @angelchavez4245
      @angelchavez4245 4 года назад +2

      Enuma Elish I never said I did. I never even implied that I knew him personally. Where did you get such an idea?

    • @bigtaco5695
      @bigtaco5695 4 года назад +73

      @@angelchavez4245 When u defend someone and put down some else in the process, u generally are saying you know about the person in question.

    • @angelchavez4245
      @angelchavez4245 4 года назад +9

      Adam Silcox Forgive me, then. I was wrong for doing so. I should have worded my comment better. That wasn’t what I intended.

  • @vegaquake
    @vegaquake 4 года назад +755

    the licence plate says of the car they're in says "25 cents"
    oh my god, he's witnessing perfection

    • @ethanhuskey165
      @ethanhuskey165 4 года назад +23

      Gotta say that was a neat little Easter egg slip in there

    • @Skepticx_x
      @Skepticx_x 4 года назад +3

      Love this channel and the Easter eggs

    • @Frankyroflz
      @Frankyroflz 4 года назад +7

      twenty.. five.. cents... that's all it takes...

    • @mrdororo684
      @mrdororo684 4 года назад +1

      Dylan is the perfection

    • @christianhernandez7716
      @christianhernandez7716 4 года назад +2

      I think it would be cool if they were like a species of creatures and it became cannon. Godlike creatures and we can tell because of the 25 cents reference

  • @Scarlxrd_fan
    @Scarlxrd_fan 3 года назад +8807

    The sad part is his existence as “Dylan’s friend” is actually true and quite sad for anyone associated with Dylan

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 3 года назад +5

      Why

    • @imaginationenterprise789
      @imaginationenterprise789 3 года назад +2

      What about josh

    • @adamlegros1180
      @adamlegros1180 3 года назад +61

      @@imaginationenterprise789 well is josh doing anything career wise other than RUclips now?

    • @violetlittlecaterpillar5417
      @violetlittlecaterpillar5417 3 года назад +52

      @@kateswift3254 but he needs to be called out so he stops hurting people. What's not to get? Some of them have tried talking to him and he doesn't listen or fix his behavior.

    • @violetlittlecaterpillar5417
      @violetlittlecaterpillar5417 3 года назад +27

      @@kateswift3254 ok so I already know I shouldn't even be arguing with you about this because you don't even know the numerous people that David has hurt. Please do your research. I would start with the article insider put out about the vlog squad recently.
      And also it's not rumors if people have actually come out telling their stories about David. And there is also video evidence. Again, I suggest you research this because I understand that you're a fan and don't want to believe this.

  • @tanneredge9774
    @tanneredge9774 Год назад +7

    “I can’t sell em because you’ve leased all of these cars under your name”
    Dylan: 👍👍

  • @justImaverick
    @justImaverick 4 года назад +5008

    Can we get a MrBeast one? Where he is obsessed with keeping people in his basement for challenge videos?

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 4 года назад +39

      Who is this about

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 4 года назад +132

      @robinhood123454140 he means the video, not the comment.

    • @stryderlao
      @stryderlao 4 года назад +16

      I just mention i wish he put a puma/tiger head on Dylan shirt 😂

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 4 года назад +137

      @@frisbe9279 this video was a parody of David Dobrik.

    • @MinecraftJesusGaming
      @MinecraftJesusGaming 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @Reksrat
    @Reksrat 3 года назад +9172

    I'm glad someone finally brought up the insurance and taxes.

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 3 года назад +143

      I think he meant to say sales tax not property tax

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/z_VFLJTodwE/видео.html

    • @h0td0gwater
      @h0td0gwater 3 года назад +140

      It's like the turn of phrase "recieving a white elephant from the king"

    • @kingatowning
      @kingatowning 3 года назад +268

      @@DuskLegend it's not sales tax its income tax. The value of the car gifted to you would be considered your income. So imagine working at target and having to pay the taxes of a 300k dollar "gift". You would be seriously fucked.

    • @kingatowning
      @kingatowning 3 года назад +58

      @@Drako9823 you don't pay property taxes on cars in California.... It's income taxes or more specifically, a gift tax.

  • @sircompliments5380
    @sircompliments5380 3 года назад +7864

    "Your existence is being my friend. When people think of you, they really think of me. And that's who you are now."
    Really stuck with me. There are some people that I've seen on channels like this or people on any channel that are really just thought of as "that guy's friend".

    • @kenobi-hi7qz
      @kenobi-hi7qz 3 года назад +55

      How do you approach such people without a hazmat suit on?

    • @thefatbearcrew
      @thefatbearcrew 3 года назад +130

      Chandler be like

    • @License2Bust
      @License2Bust 3 года назад +31

      Whoaaaaa dude that like super deep and relatable

    • @vincenttorrijos9680
      @vincenttorrijos9680 3 года назад +122

      I think a lot of youtuber communities do that, piggybacking off each other until one breaks big, then they all grow through association.

    • @siriusblack7714
      @siriusblack7714 3 года назад +11

      Woah bro you like totally blew my mind broskiii

  • @TheBuri00
    @TheBuri00 Год назад +437

    The ending with him feeding them is so wholesome ❤

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 Год назад +10

      Lol

    • @Trumpet-88mph
      @Trumpet-88mph 11 месяцев назад +3

      I know, right? He really takes care of the audience

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's also a reference to a shitty b-movie horror called Necropolis.

    • @reidkemp
      @reidkemp 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ah! Easy! There’s plenty to go around..

    • @Trumpet-88mph
      @Trumpet-88mph 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@reidkemp Careful… It’s tender

  • @lazerpie101
    @lazerpie101 4 года назад +549

    Imagine a young child clicking on this thinking it was an actual car gifting.

    • @oofdouble1286
      @oofdouble1286 4 года назад +22

      My 3 year old cousin saw this and now she has sleep deprivation.

    • @loopiedizzy5428
      @loopiedizzy5428 4 года назад +3

      @@oofdouble1286 I'm glad

    • @bar20800
      @bar20800 4 года назад +2

      good

    • @Demio.o
      @Demio.o 4 года назад +1

      Oof Double *Now that’s what I call E D G Y*

  • @RoxiStarlove
    @RoxiStarlove 3 года назад +12210

    Meatcanyon now has the most accurate depiction of David dobriks real nature

  • @jgbubbles21
    @jgbubbles21 4 года назад +2709

    Everyone that is drawn normally dies or gets traumatized.

    • @eldoony
      @eldoony 4 года назад +56

      I'm more traumatized from your Cory-Lucio image..

    • @groovy4684
      @groovy4684 4 года назад +9

      Or both

    • @jrstation4775
      @jrstation4775 4 года назад +4

      ANIMATED

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 4 года назад +4

      I dunno, his ears kinda looked like they both has a cauliflower.

    • @hornedcrusader9485
      @hornedcrusader9485 4 года назад +1

      Sometimes both

  • @joeyplessis1160
    @joeyplessis1160 Год назад +7

    dude i love these, your exposing youtube like it was hollywood in the 90s.

  • @thelorax7012
    @thelorax7012 4 года назад +1618

    Any character that looks normal is the one who dies.

    • @lilcrust3063
      @lilcrust3063 4 года назад +4

      mc'luvin 69 relax bro,he’s lazy but that doesn’t make him an asshole.Chances are,at one point you’ve reused a funny joke you heard from somewhere and didn’t give credit at one point.

    • @thelorax7012
      @thelorax7012 4 года назад +7

      @mc'luvin 69 calm your ass down my man it wasn't meant to cause a ruckus. I'm sorry if I offended you but whats on the internet stays on the internet

    • @thelorax7012
      @thelorax7012 4 года назад +2

      @@lilcrust3063 also yes I did reuse an old comment just to see what would happen and since it's making a huge deal I'll delete it

    • @thelorax7012
      @thelorax7012 4 года назад

      @@lilcrust3063 also, I'm assuming you mean everyone who reuses a comment has to give credit to the original comment?

    • @jgbubbles21
      @jgbubbles21 4 года назад

      @@thelorax7012 dont delete it.

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 4 года назад +2533

    I can't believe how fast this guy vomits out animations.

    • @CaptSocrates
      @CaptSocrates 4 года назад +76

      He could have a significant backlog or he uses something more intuitive than Flash. From what I remember from SleepyCast one of the biggest obstacles with animation is dealing with flash and being unable or unwilling to use the more recent programs because they move shit around to much. Wonder if he has or ever will go into his process

    • @broomski
      @broomski 4 года назад +70

      its because a large amount of it is just lip sync

    • @erion1170
      @erion1170 4 года назад +59

      It's admirable but remember, there are limited character movements. The videos are mostly voice acting. That helps to churn out content quickly.

    • @littlejohnny2000
      @littlejohnny2000 4 года назад +11

      he has nothing else to do in quarantine haha

    • @RampantBasilisk
      @RampantBasilisk 4 года назад +31

      Then it takes 3 weeks for shadman to draw one image

  • @toasega
    @toasega 4 года назад +2441

    Most of the video: "Huh, this is pretty tame for Meatcanyon."
    2:27: "Oh, there we go."

    • @somesortofgeek
      @somesortofgeek 4 года назад +51

      exactly, they never shy away from being really grotesque or disturbing

    • @maxminton7861
      @maxminton7861 4 года назад +36

      It’s still tame for a matcanyon video.

    • @vicboi87
      @vicboi87 4 года назад +6

      Lol my thoughts exactly

    • @kermit101
      @kermit101 4 года назад +2

      Tame or lame ?

    • @mr.ruffleruffleruffles104
      @mr.ruffleruffleruffles104 4 года назад +4

      Tame and I won’t let you say other wise

  • @nicholasplahitko3790
    @nicholasplahitko3790 2 дня назад +1

    David came back to YT today and this video is STILL accurate, absolute masterpiece

  • @thesugar5832
    @thesugar5832 4 года назад +225

    “I have six Lamborghinis, and I have crippling debt,” one of the funniest videos next to wabbit season

  • @blueboi4972
    @blueboi4972 4 года назад +1668

    The Dylan’s are creatures that give cars to whoever they see when they are thinking of generosity,it always ends in Dylan eating them.

    • @blxckheart3059
      @blxckheart3059 4 года назад +13

      Thanks for the explanation i didn't know who the hell they where

    • @firstname8044
      @firstname8044 4 года назад +13

      The Dylans Are Creatures Who asexually Produce their Own Kind to spread their cringe around this World. Only the Avatar Master of all four cringe levels can defeat dylan but when the Media Needed him the Most he Vanished

    • @pierogidestroyer
      @pierogidestroyer 4 года назад +8

      As a Dylan I can 100% testify to this.

    • @mrcry666
      @mrcry666 4 года назад +1

      Gives the taste

    • @wilfred5179
      @wilfred5179 4 года назад +4

      Dylan should be an scp

  • @therealtrissmerigold
    @therealtrissmerigold 3 года назад +1587

    When you realize this isn't a parody

  • @kingspire-v1x
    @kingspire-v1x 21 день назад +2

    The primary rule of MC is that if anyone is drawn normally there’s a 60% chance they are going to suffer

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 3 года назад +10719

    “When people think of you, they really think of me. And that’s who you are now”
    That’s actually kind of terrifying, and that applies to a lot of people

    • @rami9274
      @rami9274 3 года назад +274

      almost all his main friend owe all their wealth and success to him. same goes for a lot of youtubers tbh

    • @Riqq44
      @Riqq44 3 года назад +31

      @@rami9274 smh lost you are. Kid

    • @rami9274
      @rami9274 3 года назад +192

      @@Riqq44 literally none of them would be as big as they are had they not been in his vlogs all the time. zane, corinna, jason and jeff are perfect examples.

    • @Riqq44
      @Riqq44 3 года назад +11

      @@rami9274 once again lost you are. We not even talking. About the same thing kid.

    • @ethand.5937
      @ethand.5937 3 года назад +176

      @@Riqq44 shut the fuck up with your condescending tone asshat

  • @thatguy763
    @thatguy763 4 года назад +829

    Person drawn normally: *Does anything remotely unsatisfying to other person*
    Person drawn the MeatCanyon way: “So you have chosen death.”

    • @retrospectre2658
      @retrospectre2658 4 года назад +13

      My God! Youve broken the code!

    • @HarryBird
      @HarryBird 4 года назад +8

      More like, Person drawn the Meatcanyon way: "Lookin' like a double wide surprise"

    • @thatguy763
      @thatguy763 4 года назад +4

      Birdy “G O D D A M N.”

    • @serapheid3669
      @serapheid3669 4 года назад +3

      More like “so you have chosen to witness perfection”

    • @HarryBird
      @HarryBird 4 года назад +1

      @@thatguy763 "Mmmm, it stinks, nice and good"

  • @AniKingRecap
    @AniKingRecap 4 года назад +1864

    Why does all the normal characters he draws either gets Tortured or just gets the worst of it😂

    • @kingrb1394
      @kingrb1394 4 года назад +77

      This really says a lot about society

    • @uigoku671
      @uigoku671 4 года назад +28

      This is the weirdest shit ever lmao

    • @mikecampbell7950
      @mikecampbell7950 4 года назад +14

      Your profile pic doesn't help

    • @paji2030
      @paji2030 4 года назад +9

      Kingrb13 please, with all due respect, shut the fuck up.

    • @kairuw6477
      @kairuw6477 4 года назад +19

      Because they were not birth from the mind of lovecraft. They were doomed from the start as they were not blessed with the power of the elder mind...

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Год назад +7

    The "heartwarming" stock music absolutely slays my sides lmao

  • @incognitoomen7898
    @incognitoomen7898 4 года назад +1033

    I like how the license plate says "25 cents"

    • @iiioiiaka302
      @iiioiiaka302 4 года назад +64

      Thats all it takes.

    • @victorsandoval4827
      @victorsandoval4827 4 года назад +59

      To witness perfection

    • @2kg274
      @2kg274 4 года назад +43

      Have you ever seen something so beautiful? Something so....unattainable?

    • @davidprocha7708
      @davidprocha7708 4 года назад +31

      to see GOD...

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 4 года назад +19

      He’s witnessing PERFECTION.

  • @simpqueen5236
    @simpqueen5236 4 года назад +557

    “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY GREG- YOURE SO- YOURE SO LUCKY. OH MY GOD WHERE AM I”

    • @ipunchedgrant
      @ipunchedgrant 4 года назад +4

      "that's all i ask. that's all i ask"

  • @boyaintright5858
    @boyaintright5858 4 года назад +3428

    I love how the car's license plate literally says "25 CENTS"

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 4 года назад +76

      @@CEDA_Burr1ta the youtube Gods have rolled the comment recommendation dice and.... you lost!

    • @boyaintright5858
      @boyaintright5858 4 года назад +43

      @@CEDA_Burr1ta You can have a like from me, bro.

    • @leonysoto679
      @leonysoto679 4 года назад +44

      because that's all it takes

    • @chaliceohearts4658
      @chaliceohearts4658 4 года назад +50

      25 cents is all it takes to see perfection.

    • @jp290
      @jp290 4 года назад +10

      Shared universe

  • @ThePeej
    @ThePeej 22 дня назад +2

    The most noxious part of this is the music. Absolute scathing parody that just makes my skin crawl. 10/10

  • @ashleypisarts
    @ashleypisarts 4 года назад +5189

    Everything is so accurate about this video:
    1) the tongue smile
    2) the “WOAH OMG YOU’RE SO LUCKY”
    3) the music
    4) the laughing after every word (“Dylan”)
    5) Dylan’s license plate being “25 cents”
    6) eating people who don’t take his “generosity”
    7) absorbing nutrients
    8) feeding his friends with utters

    • @albingal603
      @albingal603 4 года назад +40

      Yup that seems right

    • @OinkyOinkers
      @OinkyOinkers 4 года назад +55

      You lost me at number 7

    • @imribbit8850
      @imribbit8850 4 года назад +13

      UndeadSwine
      It’s at the end.

    • @AdamantEmber
      @AdamantEmber 4 года назад +22

      The word is "udders"

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 4 года назад +7

      AshleyPI’s Arts
      JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING-