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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2020
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Кино
THE PIMPLE ON SHANES NECK LOL
Ikr
I almost threw up🤢
Dead 💀💀💀💀
S i g h
G r o s s
1000th like btw
“POSE LIKE AN AFGHAN HOUND” IM ROLLING WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE.
THAT LITERALLY TOOK ME OUT
ALmfaoaooao HE DOES RESEMBLE OMG
"In my multimillion dollar mansion. Yuh just like any other normal human being would yuh"
Lmao I could never put my finger on it
Also the hair
“Afghan Hound” had me wheezing 💀
Same 😭😭😭
💀 💀 💀
That's an actual dog breed
The "yas queen" girl represents the whole cancel community literally
Everytime I hear someone saying "Yas Yas Yas queen slay" with no ironically purposes got me off 😔
It's not that accurate. She's not flying a transgender flag in the background and not knowing what a woman is all of a sudden
@@Denilsonortiz1989 don't worry there's a meatcanyon depiction of ppl like you too
@@rawkhawk414 video title? that'll be really interesting to watch!
@@rawkhawk414 still waiting for the title 😥
THE RED PIMPLE ON SHANE'S NECK SEEEEEEEEENT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I KNOOOOWWW RIGHT ?!😭😭😭
It’s the hair on the shirt for me
Are we just gonna ignore that it looks strangely accurate
ღ Lafayette have my kids ღ lookin like furry caterpillars lol
ITS THE THICC ASS EYEBROWS FOR ME
“As a 56 year old woman participating in RUclips drama.”
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
Who is that
@@eking5165 Tati.
Youtoob*
I was reading the comments and she said that as soon as I saw this comment
@@bunnyheadsoup1155 same
you know they nailed it when you were able to recognize all the characters
Who are they
Tell me more about them pls?
@@howimetyourmother8251They are all people from the beauty community. Look up Jeffrey Star, Tati, James Charles
"Pose like an afghan hound" is the most accurate description of Jeffree Star and it makes me laugh everytime I come back to this video.
“why does makeup have to be so mean,”
*_and poopy_*
ShAne and Jeff are so mean to me, WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH🐐🐑
Aadya Sharma I’ve been looking for this underrated comment I’m crying😭😭😭💀😂😂😂😂
Christopher Nettles well I’m glad I helped
1:55
why? It’s so poopy and pee pee and stinky
There is something so perfect about referring to Jeffery star’s pose as “like an Afghan Hound.”
It’s an insult to afghan hounds everywhere tho 😅
IT'S SO ACCURATE HAHAHAHA
It's the hair, 100%
LMAOOOOO
Bork PomPom
You took the words right out of my Afghan Hound’s mouth! 😂
And she’s pissed!
I love the "wake up and make up" poster.
And the “Straight Outta Mascara” too 😂
"YAS YAS YAS. FINALLY. THE TEA CAN BE SERVED" Sent me
So where's the satire? This is just reality.
Ironclad 🤣
The resemblance is uncanny
Basically a literal translation. Spot on though 😂
It’s because the beauty community has enough money to bend the law to their will so they have to put out a legal statement to avoid being sued
Canthle canthle🤣
This mans talent is drawing people incredibly ugly and
This is a compliment
Actually, he is a spiritual guru who looks into people’s souls and draws what they really look like in the inside.
@@liamerolduffy7738 damn i never thought about that
@@liamerolduffy7738 is that why james looks the most normal
Chiaki with a gun
CHIAKI!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A GUN..?
Decided to revisit this 3 years later and still cracking up 😂
i just now saw this and hurt my ribs from laughing.
"Why is everyone so much younger than me?" LMAO
“I’m here to break my silence as a 56 year old-“ I DIED LMAO
You mean WE died
😂😂
she actually said “56 year old” 💀💀💀💀
jung uwu HOLD UP LEMME EDIT LMAO
Seriously almost choked to death 😭😂😭😂!!!LMAO
"Shane is a queen"
Twenty seconds later
*"He must be dragged through the streets for being the hoggoblin that he is"*
I love Shane forever and always
@@angiet7380 look what he does to his pets...like damn its kinda weird but other than that and the drama he's 👌
Congrats you got the fucking joke
@@Gladiux0 thank you
The duality of Tea Spillers.
I just came back here to watch Tati cry. “Why is everyone so much younger than me?!?!” gets me everytime. Because everybody wasn’t born in 1960.
“Hi poor people” Is WILD☠️🙏
Shane’s face i CANNOT 💀
It's the pimple on the neck for me i- they even added the fucking pimple I'm done 💀
@@sam.44400 the whole ass gush coming out of it agghhhh
Why do I see ed, edd, and Eddie picture in the background?
Sam. Actually I think that’s a hicky 🤨🤪
@@sam.44400 I don't think that's what it is.
I hope this offends anyone who falls into these categories
Abel Mendiola ME TOO!
same
same
I think we all do
Same
The fact that you so tastefully and comedically hit the nail right on the head with these people! I must say, we the people, are blessed to have you!
YAS QUEEN
The shane character SPOT FUCKING ON😂 “oh my god, oh my god” staaaahhhhp it. New fan here, I’m in love. This creator is a national digital treasure🎉
I like how we can still tell that’s Jeffery star
Because it's not a drawing, it's an actual photo of Jeffree.
@@VinOnline 😂😂😂
@@VinOnline ikr
looks better than jeffery tbh
Looks just like him.
You know it's illegal to put cameras in other people's homes like that
How can I like a comment 28 thousand times?
Edit: I found it out.
😭
@@sharkbiteshitposts5506 what did you do
CherryBlossom bots
@@itsclemtime2357 ight cool
Two yrs later this will never not be funny
I want to hear Meat try his hand at death metal, those growls are uncanny
This is a 4 minute long documentary, this isn’t a parody
It's a better documentary than the 300 parts commercial Shane Dickson made.
Facts bro
When this really looks like jeffre star
right XD
Lol you're actually right 😐
The only thing that's not accurate about this is how slowly James Charles speaks
Lmaooooo JAUL
LMAO
LMAO
OMG LMAO 😭💀
it should of be just a screech
2:05 this still gets me every time
*This is the scariest thing you have ever created MeatCanyon.*
Mainly because of how scarily real it is.
Is.. is it wrong that this scares me way more than the Thomas episode..
I still think the teletubies one was the scariest
Some of the best jokes are steeped in reality.
@Vladimir Putin The scariest thing about life is not war, not death and not all the other horrors. It is not even fear itself that is scary. No, the scary thing of life is that we have many stupid people that get into positions of power thanks to many stupid followers which leads to bad outcomes like war, famine, sicknesses and death. See we need to fear purposefully ignorant and arrogant people because their decisions has always lead us to diaster.
h
That girl feels like the whole of Twitter personified
You can add every social media platform with a comment section.
P3891 Twitter HAS to be the worst though. The entire site itself is just for millennials who think they’re activists just because they type #BLM and they/them in their bio. I absolutely despise cancel culture, as it seems more about self-righteous obligatory acts than actual activism and problem solving.
@@lizgiz4225 fr why is blm made into a "cute trend" they missing the whole meaning ugh
@@sousukemitsuba3029 I mean BLM is a disgusting communist organisation per se
tbf fangirls have ruined society and internet, not surprised.
This is what they REALLY look like. In their souls.
That sick synth jam at the end, still rockin in 2022!
“Hello poor people welcome to my channel”
That is exactly what he is saying.
@Jay Co (😲😲. Dwwegcr def see
H-h... He
THATS A GUY?
@@slimjim4361 ya JEFFREE is male Beauty guru
To quote krillin:
“WAIT THAT THINGS A GUY!?”
HOLY FISH PASTE
“Why does makeup have to be so mean, and poopy?”
This is my fave line, i made in into my ringtone
Romeow Mon Ikr XD
"Why is everyone so much younger than me?"
"WwWHhaAaaaah" 😂😂😂
I'm the one thousandth like.
Omfg this is so accurate especially when it comes to Jeffrey's design. Wow, excellent work brother
You probably hear this over and over again but bro, the detail is insane, you even made the backgrounds accurate, they just have this vibe to them that you *know* how to work out, just insane.
Remember guys, if this gets taken down
It’s canon
Yes
meatcanon
Already is
Yes GAGA
The truth
This isn't satire. This is a documentary.
This comment made me spit my drink
body make up ruclips.net/video/FGl4qRsStAc/видео.html
The best documentary.
so many likes but so little comments.
And all in 4 minutes
I only recently discovered Meatcanyon and this one will stand the test of time
bloody hell
This is the first Meat Cannon video I had seen, and I’m glad I continued to go down this rabbit hole 😂🤣🥲
"Hi, poor people"
Thats accurate.
Its soooooo accurate that I'll sub to this legend
Yass
Yes very accurate 😆
Just here to say the song at the end is tight as fuck.
Yep..
If these “beauty” gurus looked like their personalities:
Exactlyyy
They do look like this though
Have you seen jeffrey star
For real
Personally I think the Shane Dawson one was spot fucking on
“And pose like an Afghan hound .. yeah” 😂😂😂😂
Duuuuuuuuuuude these character designs were on fire. i knew 'sactly who everyone was even before they spoke. HAA! (i don't do beauty comm shit, i just learned about this weird ass drama stuff because Atozy covered it.) EPIC work, man. epic.
This was better than his actual Apology video
Which one?
@@TDIdialgagirl dammit i was gonna say that XD
I just love how accurate this video is lol
Is that Gaara's face on Sakura's head?
Anything is better than his actual Apology video...
The girl in purple dress looks like something from Attack of Titan
they all do tbh 😂
Its a guy actually 😂
bruhhh
Exactly they all do esp tati
uhhmm big mama?
The switch up on each influencer😭
The characters look like the type of stuff id find in the dark corner of my room in the middle of the night staring at me
The most disgusting and disturbing thing about this video is that the portal of the drama and all the event is 100% true..
It's terrifying
It’s scary
Ikr
I'm never going to watch ASMR videos ever again. o_o
It’s completely accurate lol
I love how even MeatCanyon HAS to put a disclaimer so these vampires cant suck him dry.
"So these vampires can't suck him dry"😂
It’s pretty sad that the world is full of snowflakes and Karen’s now
@@thewolfking3936 Nay, they just scream so loudly you can't hear the others
ON GOD
True
"YASSS gaga. YASSSS."
This channel and Joey B. Toonz make me feel less alone in a world gone insane thanks to social media.
“H E Y P O O R P E O P L E”
-contorted Jeff 2020
Contorted? Seems pretty accurate to me.
So just Jeff then?
McDonald's is for poor people - Mr "a**$$hole" Goodman
wait i've seen you before
My dude you are my boy
"Hey poor people. Welcome back to my channel"
I feel like that line is how every rich RUclipsr greets their viewers
My screen captions must be intuitive, I'm pretty sure that's what comes up on the video intros, can't confirm though because I'm usually already scrolling for the next video to watch.
Even if they don’t say it, you know they want to say it
Why did my mind replace the poor with a second "hey." I've been watching too much Sseth
I mean pewdiepie and mrbeast to hit different than this people doe
Not pewds
I love that growl at the end! That was so metal!
Damn you guys I CANNOT BELIEVE that Shane D.’s weird disgusting “Cat” controversy wasn’t here in some way. I mean such and easy shot AND I 100% have confidence that M-Canyon is the only individual with the ability to pull something like that off without it reflecting poorly on himself
His shirt was covered in cat hair.
this is what they would look like personality wise.
Even aesthetically
Smug Anya yeah.
This is what they already look like
On god tho
lol
I’m confused whether to call the cartoon version of Jeffree Star as “Jeffree Star” or “Jeffree Starved”.
Or more like “Jefferee Parched” 😂😂😂😂
IM DEAD DJSJAJSJSJSJJSJDJS
SIS OMG HAHAHAHA
Lmao🤣🤣
666th like
1:23 bruh 💀
This is a documentary
*WhY Is EVerYonE So MuCh YoUnGeR ThAN mE*
Read this just as it was playing 🤣
Cause your old
Trash joke honestly
ksenija s it’s from the video
*oH mY gOd PRAISE tHe QUEEN! hAi siStEr'S! bAi sIsTeR'S! wHaT aN eXciTiNg dAy oF tEa aNd gOsSiP! yAs gAgA! yAaAsSs!*
The fingers weren’t long enough
True
*They can never be long enough*
The Emissary *Correct*
I liked I'm sorry...
It was at 69 before I liked...
😂😂🤣🤣
I watch this video every time I see it on my recommended page
which is a lot cause I've watched it so many times
Easily one of my favorite MC videos. It's incredibly accurate.
The fan base is accurate asf
YAS KWEEN. YAS YAS. THE TEA.
Ugh. Lol
Babe
Right because when there's drama in the beauty community people HAVE to tweet their opinions about it. They HAVE TOO.
fr 💀
The best bit was when she clicked off the Yemen humanitarian crisis video to watch more makeup drama
Jeffree star is the only character that looks more terrifying in real life
😂
Omg
Not really, but I like the cartoon
This is a cartoon?
@@jeonghoonchoi5046 maybe
Pretty accurate all the way around
This is how people would look if their inner personalities we’re reflected visually.
fr omg
Fr-
Sielsm It ain’t a lie tho i-
Like “Shallow Hall”. Love that movie.
Tomie Ito aw I was gonna say the same thing
Honestly Meatcanyon would make an awesome metal vocalist
FOREVER
He was a metal vocalist. He had a band a long time ago lol
Wow MeatCanyon, you made an honest critique of how both the creators are disingenuous and lack empathy for others, including their own audience, and how their audiences are both gullible and toxic people?
*CANCELLED.*
[speech 100]
This sis be spillin some hot tea rn
YAS GAGA YASSS
i him to a, "response Video" if THAT( and may WILL) happen XD.
Like 666
Hahahahahahaha
Dude....
Im pausing for laughs, the details are so dam amazing.
And just for experience alone, this is hard work! Being funny is just... Lovely.
Also also... Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and i think your drawings / toons are beautiful 😍
3:07 got me dyin
HI SISTERS HEH
@@ruschev2 ikr LOL
This isn’t a joke or a parody. This is 100% factual.
That's the real fucked up part.
True 100%
Well you have to call it a joke, otherwise these characters' fans will come after this a guy like a pack of vicious hounds.
No no i think that the beauty community is a big joke
*Yaaaassss!!!*
*g a a g a a*
*spill the tea sister*
Have seen people do all this
The physical depiction of Shane Dawson is on point, with his low and far apart eyes
And the pimples😭
420th like 💯
He also gets SO CLOSE to the camera
And the cat shaped wedding ring in the background
Needs more acne on his chin
Describes all girls who say ‘slay queen’
FR
Fr tho🤣
“And black people” that is definitely something Jeffery would say like Jesus, also like this was made two years ago, and now Jeffery is a transphobe so, yea this is just fun to watch
maine
That sucks to hear. Even though I never cared for the guy to begin with.
What did Jeffrey said about trans people?
I sense ❄️❄️
@@meliakyal8233 ah so true, Jeffery Star being bigoted, “Snowflake” I hope your joking bc that’s kinda goofy
Shane’s eyes aren’t even in the same zip code
Same joke, different person
Cause his brain parts are in different countries.
Hey your me
i love you.
Jeff's whole body wasn't even in the same zip code
That’s exactly how most girls look defending Jeffrey.
Girls who defend Jeffree: *High pitch* OMG you spelt his name wrong!!!
Don’t make fun of how people look
Amanda Boyd that’s how you look lmao
Amanda Boyd if Jeffree star can call a black women a gorilla then Im finna make fun of how he look.
@@Craftywolverines No one is making fun of anyone's physical appearance, but their ugly personalities. Please read. ❄️
"Hi poor people."
Hiiiii ^_^
I’ve never felt more confused and scared at the same time
I love how the tattoo on Jefferys right wrist is “sorry” and then the tattoo on his left wrist says “ I guess”
Lol
Wait I thought ur profile pic was a girl but it was SAITAMA
Tidy 'o for a dumbass he’s got some good ink
I’m so happy I read comments
...does it say Grandma on his knuckles LOL
"Let me be clear..."
"They were super funny."
God dammit that got me good
@I despise straight men why do you despise straight men
@I despise straight men I see
this is so funny lmfao the shane voice acting was so on point 💀💀
So brilliant!
Shanes face is an optical illusion, the longer you look at his face, the more it looks like the eyes are moving farther apart
Lol
Egh it's a bit unsettling xD
3:04
My god you’re absolutely right
You are actually not kidding wow
Everyone's talking about how accurate the Tati, Starr, and Dawson caricatures are, but no one is talking about how accurate the fanbase was portrayed
Right
Exactly 😂
It's like that scene in Life of Brian where Brian tells the crowd of people that they don't have to follow him and that they're all individuals, and they just chant "YES, WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS" back to him in unison
Oh I thought that was Trisha.
Because unlike these "celebs" it's more sad than funny
this is the only video on meatcanyon where there is a viewer discretion ,this really says something about that community 🤣🤣
THE PIMPLE ON SHANE'S NECK LMFAO
This man needs an Adult Swim show.
Edit: HE HAS A SHOW NOW! Support the hell out of it lol.
Specifically Jamal and Rachel
400th like
Evacuate the city
Raise all of the defenses
... and get this man an Adult Swim TV show
Yes
Yeah yeah Your right
Shane’s was so accurate I literally almost pissed myself
yes ma'am
Oh My GOd
oh mY gOd
oh mY goD
Oh My gOd
ThIs iS...Oh mY gOd
No cap the OMG OMG OMG gad me dying 😂
The Yas,Yas,Yas got me😂😂😂
Love the references in the background
“I used to be a dirty dirty bad boy gubby poop man”
- Shane Dawson 2020
I love everything about this video
"I would upload videos of me in black face. All the time."
"Let me be clear, they were super funny."
2:05
AND A SQUEELING PIG
I love the one pimple on shane’s neck and jeffrey’s 2 long nails that blend in with his skin
hi not to be weird but you’re literally beautiful af 😌
@@abbyvaughn3819 he looks pretty nice yea, no homo
Makai
Why did I laugh so much
Bitch Lasagna aww thanks😌
Garrett yez yw 😺🙏
It’s the “yEaÆssSSSssssss and CaNcElLlL” for me lol
Bro another master work
The realism of the way you drew these people is horrifyingly accurate
The drawing of Shane I-
Afro-Chan You what? Finish your sentence. 🤣
@@jrcadventures2905 I, the end :>
Afro-Chan I-
Shane's eyebrows are so thick