I really think there's more on this SOMEWHERE. It sounds like these guys could've spent hours improvising on this. I think this is one of their best segments hands down.
I feel bad for Eric’s son. He doesn’t let him do anything. Meanwhile, he’s shining a light in his neighbor’s son’s room and doing comet tails. He does that every night with his son, and not his own. Sad.
If you can picture a star, imagine a basketball or a small baseball that becomes larger to be the size of a basketball, and then quadruple it, and now you're looking at
he didn't even need to finish that statement because he had already brought you to a place of full understanding. that is the sign of one of the greats
I love “...and we have no evidence that these planets exist, but the eviden-, the data shows that they do exist because the probability is that they do and not that they don’t 😐” also love the random inanimate objects thrown in to try and describe the universe lol
Why can I reply to some comments but not others? This new comment system is so impractical. And when you click to see what comment someone replied to it opens a whole new tab and then you have to pause the video because it starts again. And God help you if there's a long back and forth you want to look at -- you'll have to open like 15 tabs and pause the video 15 times. WTF Google!
The shift in his eyes at the end is so great. He's not even capable of looking into the correct camera, let alone explaining anything about the universe.
You know for a fact these guys sat and spoke like this for at least an hour. It is such easy comedy to pontificate and make believe like these guys do, done by the perfect vehicles for it.
If you think about it, they basically suggested the posibility of a reverse dyson sphere, where instead of a massive planet built around a star, there is a planet inside a star.
The extra level of irony is that we basically *do* have statistical models, aka "Tortagraphs", that *do* tell us that the probability of certain planets existing is greater than them not, lol.
@@rgkos5404 I'm not sure if he actually knows the science behind it (he being Tim), or if he's just parroting some simulacrum of such statements from the astrophyiscal docuentaries they're parodying, but it's a fairly well-established theory (aka tentative fact) that there are an abundance of planets similar to the ones we see in our own solar system in the universe. We see solar systems similar to our own all over the universe, and we have a very limited database of actual planets we've been able to see (because we can only "catch" them, and thus *see* them when they pass in front of their respective stars (the majority of solar systems actually have two stars orbiting one-another at the center), and thus cast a shadow in our lenses, basically. But the whole conceptualization and methodology is fairly presumptuous. Basically all of astrophysical "facts" are based on the assumption that the physics in environments very far away is similar to what we see / successfully predict locally (the physics of Mars is at least similar enough to our own that we can land things on it, for example). So we have these "Tortagraphs" (predictive models which are themselves combinations of actual measurement devices and predictive theories), and they *do* tell us that the probability of planets of certain types existing is more likely than them not existing, even though we haven't actually seen them yet. We can see the overall elemental makeup of the random solar system itself, and maybe one of its planets, using Spectroscopy, and then we spin it up in computer models with its size and elemental composition and see it creating planets similar to the ones we know in our own solar system. It's like we've noticed that there are herb gardens in other solar systems, and we're like, "oh, they probably have something like basil, and something like thyme", but we've only witnessed one instance of something like mint. It can be (potentially) viewed as a rather arrogant and chauvinistic branch of science, and I think the play they're making is capturing that (potentially) flawed probabilistic suggestion that particular things should exist suddenly being communicated as FACT. So that's the joke, to me, lol. "We have NO EVIDENCE that these planets exist". Which is true, but we're *pretty* sure we'll be proven right, and it's funner to tell people they do exist in the mean time, if a bit assanine, lol.
@@rgkos5404 Sorry for the crazy long comment. I just figured I might as well explain, to the best of my ability, the actual logical underpinnings of that joke. But the basic jist is that certain aspects of astronomy are fairly arrogant, and so outside of the absurdism of reffering to a non-sensical "tortagraph", they're actually poking fun at how confident this branch of science often wants to be.
And um.. _we have no evidence that these planets exist_ but our evid- the data shows.. our tortagraph.. shows that we can uh.. that they do exist because the probability is they do and not that they don’t.
I really think there's more on this SOMEWHERE. It sounds like these guys could've spent hours improvising on this. I think this is one of their best segments hands down.
Any come out in the last seven years? I love this one, too.
@@Ryan-mn2dd is Sean even alive I wonder? I think this about every RUclips comment over 5 years
It is a longer bit
@@IncredibleIceCastle I doubt it
Sean, please, give us a sign that you‘re okay! D:
Tim Heidecker's blubbery, squishy baby face is one of his best traits.
They make it look like that 😂
At least he has something going for him, because he's not funny at all.
It makes the venom in his words inconspicuous, like a cobra
@@ctuagent247 yes, the guy who has an annual net worth of $2.5 million for being a comedian isn't funny at all for anyone.
@@re_i_gn I never said he's not funny for anyone. I suppose if you're a complete idiot you might find him funny.
Mars, Venus, Planet
Rectus 9, Trashcan Man
Except Rectus-9 is a black hole, not a planet. It's a really small one though, barely even big enough to fit two fingers in it.
Wet Planet
A planet so small it cannot be seen.
😂
I feel bad for Eric’s son. He doesn’t let him do anything. Meanwhile, he’s shining a light in his neighbor’s son’s room and doing comet tails. He does that every night with his son, and not his own. Sad.
Can I go play?
NO son!...NO!!!
🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
Well Eric's son doesn't care about what he does in his free time. It's disappointing
Tim is supposed to represent erics son I think
I always thought this was a story from Eric’s childhood with his father talking to him. I find that funnier for some reason
This documentary is a little old, but the _Steeple Configuration_ remains one of the most effective anagrams to this day.
What’s it an anagram for
@@lemonsandaztecs3072 "If pale, go to Rectus 9."
also, what was the word that we're supposed to remember using the 7 word anagram? I just can't remember it without those 7 words.
@@vishwadeeprajput-1409 univere
Earth, Mars, Venus, Planet!
If you can picture a star, imagine a basketball or a small baseball that becomes larger to be the size of a basketball, and then quadruple it, and now you're looking at
The way he says "and then quadruple it"
Makes perfect sense when you do the math
:/
The Earth 🌎 is the largest planet I've ever been on.
he didn't even need to finish that statement because he had already brought you to a place of full understanding. that is the sign of one of the greats
Known planets: Earth, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Mars, Venus, Planet, Mars, Venus, Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Rectus VIX, Trashcan Man, Tripod, [unnamed small invisible planet], Wet Planet, Wheel/Tire (disputed)
“We don’t have any evidence these planets exist” 😂😂😂😂😂
@@anthonyhughes8026the Tortagraph though
Donna always gets too wrapped up in the physics of it
in this moment i am euphoric
If we strive as a species, we may yet walk upon the surface of Trashcan Man. Let's do this, for glory and understandment.
Oh my God nothing will ever be as funny as this
seriously one of the best things ever given to us by entertainment media
On Cinema though.
Everything about it is so good
1:03
@0mnicide more of a deep slow burn
2:36 the way his voice unnaturally reaches that note is just fucking hilarious to me
Like he got goosed.
makes it seem so utterly sincere :D
Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.
*Can we live on the Sun?*
*NO! YA CANT CUS ITS H... ITS A HOTFIRE INFERNO!!*
My favorite.
I wish this went on for hours 🥺
just watch the latest Rogan with Neil Degrasse Tyson. T&E lifted the words directly from that dumb idiot
At the rate the 🇺🇸 is going, this will be PhD science teachers in 2040.... 😐
The Univere, what a concept
Man, from 1:45 on may just be Tim's greatest performance. Especially when he gets to the tortograph part. Genius.
Probability is that this is Tim's greatest performance, and not that it isn't.
we have no evidence that this is Tim’s best performance, but the data shows that the probability says that it is his best and not that it isn’t
Or the univere anagram lol
@conkghey2511 yes! 😂
rings 🤣
I love “...and we have no evidence that these planets exist, but the eviden-, the data shows that they do exist because the probability is that they do and not that they don’t 😐” also love the random inanimate objects thrown in to try and describe the universe lol
they're so good at humor they can legitimately make you feel embarassed
UNIVERE
Why can I reply to some comments but not others? This new comment system is so impractical. And when you click to see what comment someone replied to it opens a whole new tab and then you have to pause the video because it starts again. And God help you if there's a long back and forth you want to look at -- you'll have to open like 15 tabs and pause the video 15 times. WTF Google!
They forgot S which stands for Steve Brule.
For your space.
Apotheosis and I thought hunks couldnt spell? Divine Fools Club I agree 100%, f this new comment system.
Its easy to remember the word universe if you remember those 7 words.
what a concept
When Tim tries discussing probability but entirely screws it up, oh god, it's gold!
Screws it up? I'm not following...
The data clearly shows....
Saturn is Venus
Quadruple a basketball and that’s the size of our universe
Trashcan man is a planet lol
@@OmegaRedFan inside the sun!
...and now you looking at
Unimaginably huge.
Tim's face at 2:15 - I want this printed on my dinner plates
It’s my background image on my phone 😊
Trashcanman is a good planet.
I like how you can see the trifocal lines. I think it helps show how sophisticated Dr. Jimes Tooper is.
This is the best T&E skit of all time...there's not even a close second
Are you Jesus mom
I had my scope on Trash Can Man last night.
This just made me fucking laugh out loud hahahaha.
My pep pep used to show me the ole man in the can
I had mines on wet planet..amazing beautiful moment
Rectus 9
It's a good planet.
Trash can man. That’s a good planet
00:51 this pops into my head every days and I have to come watch this to stop it being on a loop.
Understandment
my favourite planet is the planet, planet.
I think I have a problem I can’t stop watching this
I love how Tim totally forgot the S in his "anagram"
And then said "if you can remember those 7 words", which is actually the right number since he left 1 letter out 😂
@@bobofriend2 so many layers to this one video
I watch this clip every day with your son
I am really disappointed in Eric's son for not being interested in what daddy and his friends talk about. This what we call a shit son
8 years later and this was the first thing recommended to me. yt finally catching up with what I want to watch.
Please note that Tim says "Rectos 9". An scatological anagram for "Sector 9", which he says in the first video of the univere saga.
It's Sector 8 I think.
I believe he was thinking of uranus
@@brandane190 he does indeed say Sector 8 in part I
@@Cegros indeed.
@@Cegros of course, next to the Tittleman's crest
i'm incredibly happy these days
thanks for the upload. the original is my favorite tim and eric sketch ever, and this one had me dieing laughing too
I always like to imagine that Tim and Eric skits are just aliens trying to imitate human television programs like that one episode of Amazing Stories
The shift in his eyes at the end is so great. He's not even capable of looking into the correct camera, let alone explaining anything about the universe.
We used to think there were only 9 planets... but now there are 90 planets 😊
I doubt we'll see a manned flight to Trashcan Man within our lifetime, but a rover mission is certainly a possibility within the next decade or so.
You know for a fact these guys sat and spoke like this for at least an hour. It is such easy comedy to pontificate and make believe like these guys do, done by the perfect vehicles for it.
We're both gonna die together, and I'm gonna die holding you
Most people don't know this but rectus 9 is actually a sister star to tittlemans crest...
Is that near the Tilmans Crest?
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much at one thing before as the anagram
These men are so smart that many of us are incapable of comprehending the purity of their intelligence; it’s very pure and coaglnel.
What’s coaginel mean?
Eric was having a life crisis in this video, even epiphanies…like it was therapy for him
This is the best most accurate depiction of university professors ever done.
1:03
I think I'd have to run if someone smiled at me like that
Picture a hot dog bun
Still picturing a hot dog bun...
It's not a bowl
I teach my children this
I remember when the scientists discovered the tripod planet inside the sun.
Unfortunately, there is no evidence that that planet exists.
If you think about it, they basically suggested the posibility of a reverse dyson sphere, where instead of a massive planet built around a star, there is a planet inside a star.
*zoom in to Eric's face*
"Can I go play?"
NO son!...NO!!
*keeps zooming in to his face*
Amazing..
Best Valentine’s Day quote: we’re all gunna die and I’m gunna die holding you XD.
Genuinely great backing music.
This was very insightful! I learned something today about Trash Can Man planet, or something like that.
Pure gold!!!
"Trash can man.... is a planet"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm doing my best to learn about the UNIVERE by studying Tim's seven word anagram. Soon I will understand a large fraction of his vast knowledge.
“It’s easy to remember the word universe if you can remember those seven words” -Jesus, God, Ghandi & Simon
Oh shit! Our teacher actually taught us the Steeple Configuration method!
i have learned more in this series on the universe than i have ever been able to teach my kids about soccer
Thanks for those outtakes, thats one of my fav skits.
This documentary extanded my knowledge of the universe!
I teach my children this.
Eric’s son obviously doesn’t know how lucky he is
The extra level of irony is that we basically *do* have statistical models, aka "Tortagraphs", that *do* tell us that the probability of certain planets existing is greater than them not, lol.
Underrated comment if true. What do you figure is their play here?
@@rgkos5404 I'm not sure if he actually knows the science behind it (he being Tim), or if he's just parroting some simulacrum of such statements from the astrophyiscal docuentaries they're parodying, but it's a fairly well-established theory (aka tentative fact) that there are an abundance of planets similar to the ones we see in our own solar system in the universe. We see solar systems similar to our own all over the universe, and we have a very limited database of actual planets we've been able to see (because we can only "catch" them, and thus *see* them when they pass in front of their respective stars (the majority of solar systems actually have two stars orbiting one-another at the center), and thus cast a shadow in our lenses, basically. But the whole conceptualization and methodology is fairly presumptuous. Basically all of astrophysical "facts" are based on the assumption that the physics in environments very far away is similar to what we see / successfully predict locally (the physics of Mars is at least similar enough to our own that we can land things on it, for example). So we have these "Tortagraphs" (predictive models which are themselves combinations of actual measurement devices and predictive theories), and they *do* tell us that the probability of planets of certain types existing is more likely than them not existing, even though we haven't actually seen them yet. We can see the overall elemental makeup of the random solar system itself, and maybe one of its planets, using Spectroscopy, and then we spin it up in computer models with its size and elemental composition and see it creating planets similar to the ones we know in our own solar system. It's like we've noticed that there are herb gardens in other solar systems, and we're like, "oh, they probably have something like basil, and something like thyme", but we've only witnessed one instance of something like mint. It can be (potentially) viewed as a rather arrogant and chauvinistic branch of science, and I think the play they're making is capturing that (potentially) flawed probabilistic suggestion that particular things should exist suddenly being communicated as FACT. So that's the joke, to me, lol. "We have NO EVIDENCE that these planets exist". Which is true, but we're *pretty* sure we'll be proven right, and it's funner to tell people they do exist in the mean time, if a bit assanine, lol.
@@rgkos5404 Sorry for the crazy long comment. I just figured I might as well explain, to the best of my ability, the actual logical underpinnings of that joke.
But the basic jist is that certain aspects of astronomy are fairly arrogant, and so outside of the absurdism of reffering to a non-sensical "tortagraph", they're actually poking fun at how confident this branch of science often wants to be.
“It’s easier to remember the word ‘universe’ if you remember those 7 words.”
People ask me what is the Big Dipster?
And I tell them it's like the Little Dipster had its nose entrances extanded.
The tortigraph readings are off the charts!
2:22 I like think that we said tripod it was because he was looking at the camera and that was the first thing he could think of
Watched this about 10 times, just realised No S in his anagram.
"and then quadruple it, and now you're looking at..."
I bought my own tortagraph years ago and it’s served very well in producing evidence of these planets. 9/10 would recommend
Does anyone know the music that goes a long with this? I REALLY like it.
Space ambiance 🌏🌌🌌🌌🌌🎶🎵🎶
I cant believe there's a planet inside the sun called tripod. Mind blown
U N I V E R E
lmao my favourite part is just him staring in silence..
This is what my dreams are like. Lots of data, no information
And um.. _we have no evidence that these planets exist_ but our evid- the data shows.. our tortagraph.. shows that we can uh.. that they do exist because the probability is they do and not that they don’t.
“No cause it’s a hot fire inferno!”
He clearly did a Keiser Soze with Tripod.
Awesome thanks! But what I was saying I'm sure SOMEWHERE Tim and Eric have extra footage of this. They could've improvised this for hours
I could literally watch an hour of this
Finally...i was searching for this. "No son!"
Thanks for uploading this.
Trash Can Man is the most interesting planet.
I live by the UNIVERSE acronym, it helps me connect beyond.
Oh my god, this hits so hard. Fucking living legends.
You ever get mad when you watch this too much like me 😂😂
Trashcan man…is a good planet.
Ranch Planet.
Honestly not stupid or a waste of my time. Very insightful
Something new every day. At the end we can come to an understandment.
“Just rattle em off” names four and then just forgets lol
Imagine aliens pick up this one video to determine how far along humanity has evolved.
Lol Rectus 9
when that guy looked at me at the end i got the willies. BIG TIME
I just realized there was no s in univere. Why does the dictionary have a typo?
I would watch a three hour long documentary on this several times over
Our survival as a species hinges on us exploring Rectis 9.
I'm gonna die holding you lol
is that hyper light drifter