Northernlion can't stop writing banger jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @Bleighckques
    @Bleighckques Год назад +1166

    The man gave HIMSELF a standing ovation for a joke. While he was writing it.

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella Год назад +88

      and it was deserved

    • @Exarian
      @Exarian 9 месяцев назад +39

      And he was right to. That was enlightened.

    • @SabertoothSeal
      @SabertoothSeal 3 месяца назад +7

      Aaron Sorkin ass behavior

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy Год назад +1754

    I swear he was this close to never having Joke Boat on the show again but then he won and he loved it again.

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Год назад +808

      i mean i wouldnt wanna play it either if i constantly lost to cumshit

    • @WheelDragon
      @WheelDragon Год назад

      ​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau cumshit ICANT

    • @tigerlily603
      @tigerlily603 Год назад +24

      i can't believe i recognize the exact art your pfp is from LMAO

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy Год назад +93

      ​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Improvise, adapt and overcum baby~

    • @Korrus_
      @Korrus_ 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@Random_Fanguydegenerates 😭

  • @markqurf
    @markqurf Год назад +1482

    the 20 seconds of silence after the Rubricon was one of the hardest times ive ever laughed

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Год назад +379

      i was livid, it was such a great joke

    • @edford3354
      @edford3354 Год назад +83

      Actually scammed that was witty accurate and funny

    • @alexkaplan1136
      @alexkaplan1136 Год назад +58

      Do you have rubrics in the US? Are you familiar with these?

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Год назад +4

      ​​@@alexkaplan1136
      edit: i'm dumb and forgot he literally said this and you quoted him
      yea, i think literally every american that has been through school knows what a rubric is. unless they have a different regional name for it, but i think everyone knows what it is

    • @alexkaplan1136
      @alexkaplan1136 Год назад +4

      @@litapd311 haha yep, just a quote. That's the best part to me.

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. Год назад +901

    "S*xwork ahead! I sure hope it does!"
    Should not have caught me off guard as it did...

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Год назад +28

      Honestly one of his top 3 jokes in the video. So fucking good.

    • @Blahblahblahblahize
      @Blahblahblahblahize 8 месяцев назад +2

      i dont get it :(

    • @Jaja32222
      @Jaja32222 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@Blahblahblahblahizethere’s an iconic vine that goes “road work ahead (the sign), I sure hope it does!”

    • @gwamhurt
      @gwamhurt 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@Jaja32222 lmao. Its actually just an ANCIENT dad joke. But youre right the vine guy gave the iconic delivery.

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@gwamhurt "the vine guy" is drew gooden LOL

  • @Taiterio
    @Taiterio Год назад +797

    That tuna joke was the MVP, natural given the sage egg he is.

  • @Pattonator14
    @Pattonator14 Год назад +436

    The firestation joke was incredible, 100% will be stealing it without credit irl

  • @real.bingus
    @real.bingus Год назад +281

    Justin just going “Huh.” after the rubricon joke will never not get me

  • @michaelschlag
    @michaelschlag Год назад +295

    "If you can make the guy who made 100 people laugh, then you made 100 people laugh"

    • @dontuserachelslurs
      @dontuserachelslurs Год назад +79

      Chib made 100 people

    • @bit1856
      @bit1856 Год назад +6

      this one made me laugh the laugh that makes your body tingle

    • @irakyl
      @irakyl Год назад +15

      And I'm sitting here wondering what the hell is a people laugh

    • @gangstreG123
      @gangstreG123 Год назад +2

      Should be: if you can make the guy who made 100 people laugh laugh, you won the game

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer Год назад +105

    0:27 I love how he literally hype-manned his own joke by following it with what's essentially a version of _"have you seen this? have you heard about this?"_ like Jimmy from South Park

  • @lewdramen8661
    @lewdramen8661 Год назад +535

    We can see in real time NL's dad humor forming

    • @B3LoW_aVeRaGe
      @B3LoW_aVeRaGe Год назад +30

      Forming, that’s why dad deprived gamers have been watching him for 10 years. He’s always been dad

  • @irresponsibledad
    @irresponsibledad Год назад +572

    Justin's jokes make me laugh. NL's jokes make me smile and nod

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 Год назад +120

      cum

    • @Pattonator14
      @Pattonator14 Год назад +98

      ​@@lautaroescarlon7501 +2

    • @theyams7260
      @theyams7260 Год назад +34

      NL's jokes make me exhale from my nose harder than usual, +2

    • @Cli654
      @Cli654 Год назад

      cum NODDERS

    • @Psychobum91932
      @Psychobum91932 Год назад +13

      @@Pattonator14 i laughed more at the +2 than at cum
      My humor is busted

  • @vietanhphung5450
    @vietanhphung5450 Год назад +306

    The fire station one is lit as hell tho

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Год назад +23

      Oh hell yes. I can't believe he hyped the dictator joke over the fire station! The fire station and tuna salad jokes were objectively the two best jokes in the game!

  • @pokesonav
    @pokesonav Год назад +86

    hcjustin: "I'm Justin"
    Chat: "omg he is!" "SO TRUE"

  • @MrDyl666
    @MrDyl666 Год назад +282

    Ryan is by far the funniest which makes the terrible jokes he writes even better

    • @SpencerioQ
      @SpencerioQ Год назад +32

      I mean they’re all pretty hilarious when they’re in their element

    • @moguel1524
      @moguel1524 Год назад +1

      @@SpencerioQ Justin being a cumshit bender

    • @MrDyl666
      @MrDyl666 Год назад +5

      @@SpencerioQ yep I love the whole crew I'm probably just a little boss because I started watching northernlion first

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 Год назад +29

      Chib is close behind if we are talking random-banter-funny tho

  • @lucasmills9959
    @lucasmills9959 Год назад +95

    Whenever NL gets excited like that and taunting the camera it reminds me of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder

  • @gastonEGGS
    @gastonEGGS 8 месяцев назад +25

    I am stealing the dictators in a bar joke, that’s a good one.

  • @paint4pain
    @paint4pain Год назад +93

    Woah some these are genuine Kobe A5 BMS 12 bangers, The Tuna salad and the Dictators are impressive.

  • @TheUltimateShade667
    @TheUltimateShade667 Год назад +135

    These were so good they almost make Joke Boat look like a top 10 Jackbox game.

    • @touchpadnm1
      @touchpadnm1 Год назад +49

      Joke Boat is so dependent on the people playing, it can fall flat or be the absolute funniest experience and there's usually no in between.

  • @qwertyfinger
    @qwertyfinger 8 месяцев назад +31

    crossing the rubricon deserved so much better

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef Год назад +30

    3:15 Finally, I can buy my poopies somewhere other than the Toilet Store

  • @kornelparoczai1763
    @kornelparoczai1763 Год назад +39

    Actual humor vs. anti humor

  • @Phished123
    @Phished123 Год назад +32

    "Sex work ahead" killed me

  • @nicolasvidal92
    @nicolasvidal92 Год назад +107

    NL looking kinda Zaddy with his Stanley Tucci arms...

  • @isaacsantos6200
    @isaacsantos6200 Год назад +53

    Rubricon was GOLD

  • @Biosquid239
    @Biosquid239 Год назад +36

    I usually dislike jokeboat because it can be pretty unfunny, but this one had me pegged the whole way through

  • @oliver1784
    @oliver1784 4 месяца назад +5

    apollo has the cutest laugh I have ever heard

  • @opossumboyo
    @opossumboyo Год назад +34

    “I have more parents than an orphan I guess” was really good

  • @osgrace3341
    @osgrace3341 Год назад +30

    Sth is wrong with my humor! Objectively NLs jokes were brilliant but the “I’m Justin” literally made me cry

  • @michaelricheson849
    @michaelricheson849 Год назад +7

    When you said I have the best joke of all time I was thinking no way it's going to be better than the dictator joke

  • @enzolabre6295
    @enzolabre6295 Год назад +16

    I love kory's and Apollo's Laugh they are so good

    • @alexkaplan1136
      @alexkaplan1136 Год назад +2

      Who is the one who just yelps over and over?

    • @enzolabre6295
      @enzolabre6295 Год назад +5

      @@alexkaplan1136 I believe the one you are infering to is Apollo, If i am reading my english correctly

  • @Psycho5275
    @Psycho5275 Год назад +6

    I havent trusted chat with humor since "Herbie Fully Loaded"

  • @jmsnty
    @jmsnty Год назад +26

    Who is it that laughs like a sharp intake of air? cracks me up

  • @silafim
    @silafim Год назад +13

    gas station joke was fire

  • @ules5799
    @ules5799 Год назад +15

    i love how at 4:44 he briefly turns into Saul Goodman

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler 8 месяцев назад +3

    god created __ by cummin' is my new favorite bit bar none

  • @murrayb1969
    @murrayb1969 9 месяцев назад +7

    I've heard him reference the dictator joke so many times but I JUST got the around/a round pun lmao

  • @russ2120
    @russ2120 14 дней назад

    "I have more parents than an orphan I guess" is excellent

  • @SchadenfreudeUY
    @SchadenfreudeUY Год назад +6

    he's ACTUALLY cracked

  • @vedal1358
    @vedal1358 Год назад +3

    Feel like at that point it'd be easier to make a hundred people laugh than to find a guy who's made 100 people!

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 9 месяцев назад

      Please find God 🙏
      he made 100 MOMS

  • @ThomasPartalis
    @ThomasPartalis Год назад +2

    HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  • @soup4761
    @soup4761 Год назад +3

    the tuna salad joke is so good

  • @dropthatshi
    @dropthatshi Год назад +5

    +200 for dictator joke

  • @miasmi5992
    @miasmi5992 Год назад +1

    thank u for the clips librarian, i missed all of this stream and was really sad i did :)

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Год назад +1

      you know NL also posts the vids on his channel right

  • @emmersksksksk
    @emmersksksksk 2 месяца назад +1

    Ok I’m sorry but the fire station one had me guffawing out loud

  • @Angel_Flash
    @Angel_Flash 9 месяцев назад +8

    3:43 ayo what streamer has the oda nobunaga emotes wtf

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  9 месяцев назад +7

      as expected its a fate/gacha streamer twitchemotes.com/channels/118639761/emotes/300537541

  • @JohnAndJohner
    @JohnAndJohner 7 месяцев назад +2

    Everytime I see Joke Boat I think of W BUEH

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 10 месяцев назад +1

    That dictator one was actually really good

  • @draconocor
    @draconocor Год назад +8

    Oh my god. "A round". It's been a month and my third view of this video.

  • @kevinkevinholt
    @kevinkevinholt 7 месяцев назад +1

    I swear I've heard that dictator one before

  • @Noodle-Segootal
    @Noodle-Segootal 5 месяцев назад +1

    The tortured artist

  • @bornonthebattlefront4883
    @bornonthebattlefront4883 5 месяцев назад

    One time
    Playing this game
    A friend of mine made a really clever joke
    I thought I was gonna lose cause mine was
    “*insert friends name* is squatting on my car, but with his shirt off”
    And some how, everyone voted for mine
    For whatever reason, the added “but with his shirt off” made it exceptionally funny to everyone else
    We were all poking fun at each other that day, he had kinda dodged most of the heat, and he had been working out and got kinda swole, he looked good
    But he needed some humbling
    And man, he was soooo annoyed that everyone thought that that was the funniest thing 😂😂😂

  • @jonathanschwarz2650
    @jonathanschwarz2650 Год назад +2

    He's 100% right

  • @jub_online
    @jub_online Год назад +2

    I wish this video was 40 hours long

  • @Smex
    @Smex 3 месяца назад +1

    ........... okay!

  • @AntiJovian
    @AntiJovian Год назад +6

    The egge is svelte

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 Год назад +9

    Have they ever played the robot rap game?

  • @thematthew4324
    @thematthew4324 Год назад +4

    the fact i've legit gotten a lot of tuna salads and ate them in my car makes that joke so much better to me

  • @daybreakhascome
    @daybreakhascome Год назад +1

    I never have my subbadge in chat replay, sadge

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 8 месяцев назад +1

    Pepepainsiguess

  • @oshada
    @oshada 2 месяца назад

    okay, okay

  • @babyelephant3077
    @babyelephant3077 Год назад

    Is this what the evolution into becoming dad looks like 😅

  • @HeyRoosty
    @HeyRoosty Год назад +6

    The Tuna Salad joke was fucking phenomenal lmao.

  • @getsomebud
    @getsomebud Год назад

    his humor is out of phase from the general populace's

  • @ВалерийГайнанов-и5г

    Can somebody explain me the first joke?

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  Год назад +40

      the rubicon is a river caesar crossed i think, its just a pun because a 'rubric' is a scoring guide used in school for grading student assignments

    • @ВалерийГайнанов-и5г
      @ВалерийГайнанов-и5г Год назад +7

      @@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you! Didn’t know about the scoring system.

    • @isaacsantos6200
      @isaacsantos6200 Год назад +8

      The Rubicon was the river outside of Rome that Ceasar illegally crossed with his army, starting the Roman Civil War

  • @vepply
    @vepply Год назад +2

    this brother patted himself on the back

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 Год назад +2

    Baer and nl getting blown out by trash answers. Always makes me wanna die.

  • @dangerdangerTrapeze
    @dangerdangerTrapeze 5 месяцев назад

    i thought the julius ceasar joke was good...

  • @lorenzotordera4545
    @lorenzotordera4545 9 месяцев назад

    Can someone explain the Julius joke to me

    • @BennyAscent
      @BennyAscent 7 месяцев назад +1

      The rubicon is a river that, during the roman republic formed a natural border between two roman states. Caesar crossed it, which was the first major action in his seizing of the seat of power in Roma, and thus the transitioning of the Roman Republic to an Empire.
      The rubrics are a set of tests done in some countries.
      It's a clever reach for a pun, but a reach none the less.

  • @sasquatch.8
    @sasquatch.8 Год назад

    The Egg never misses

  • @ConstantlyAdging
    @ConstantlyAdging Год назад +2

    I've heard the Dictator Bar joke like 5 times before bruh XD
    He's just pulling things from his memory without realizing

  • @judjudson4399
    @judjudson4399 Год назад +3

    Librarian! Omg I'm first again! Yippeeeeeeeee!!!