“For a dollar name a telescope” is the hardest I have seen him choke in a while. Not as hard as his fantasy about him mom chocking on his dad but still pretty hard.
Chat desperately going "Get him out of the kitchen" "Cut the mic" "Who let him cook" when he starts talking about some insane shit like this will never not be insanely funny to me
No but imagine being the dad in the time traveller bit. Some random guy sprints over, sucks you off, then disappears and you get NO context for why any of that just happened
“Honey, why don’t we watch our beloved son Ryan’s stream today? Show him some support! He’s playing an olympics game too, so I bet it will be family friendly”
the part about hiding his porn inside of a cut-out yugioh card is honestly the smartest and most creative thing I've heard this entire year. Truly a galaxy brain strat.
Best part about calling the Oppenhiemer sex scene awkward is that it was really awkward, but only for how hard they forced "now I am become death" into a sex scene
"Wait no... cause if you... if he sucks you off it doesn't... it might make you kill yourself, but you're not gonna get erased from existence" Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time
The X chromosome actually has the instruction for all of our body parts for both sexes, penis included. These instructions are the same for all X chromosomes, in the XX and XY configurations. The Y chromosome is more of a disfigured X chromosome and it's main function is to express a gene in fetal development that tells the forming reproductive organs to produce testosterone which cascades into your body guiding the formation primary and secondary sexual characteristics. If the Y chromosome isn't present the body defaults to producing estrogen. In rare cases an XY person can have this gene fail to express and grow up female. So yup, you get half your pee pee from your mom.
If it's all in the X chromosome it's not even 50% right? It's 100%. In men, the X chromosome is always from the mother (super uncommon edge cases with XXY and stuff aside). This is assuming it's fully dependent on the X chromosome and not on any of the other 22 pairs, which I don't know.
@@jaspermooren5883 I could have worded that better, as you said the sex determination pair has the Y chromosome in males, the other 22 pairs seem to to be XX regardless of sex and are 50% from each parent. The condition I was talking about was androgen insensitivity syndrome, where even with a Y chromosome in the sex pair the body partially or fully doesn't react to testosterone (I said the gene doesn't express, that wasn't correct) and the body defaults to creating female reproductive organs. My point was that hormones are what determine a person's sexual development and that everyone has the genes for both reproductive organs and pass them on to their children regardless of if they have those organs themselves.
OH MY GOD Justin's bit fucking killed me, and also i didn't even realize who he was until later in the video! it's fucking HCJustin!!! i haven't thought about that guy since he was a player on URealms Live!! god i loved that show. he had some of the best bits in it. so sad the creator ditched it
@@JFGraham26 yeah i stopped by his stream yesterday and caught up with him a bit. just as chill of a guy as i remember. he even answered some questions i had about how URealms ended, which i really appreciated
Had the flu all night long at 39.4 C and i kept listening to this while my consciousness fluctuated between awake and half dead, sweating with chills. It really was an experience, 10/10 would recommend
Chib deserved NL going there by bringing up the 0:10. you simply don't give NL topics that can easily go very weird, you need to keep NL's mindset on games, movies and places to maintain sane conversation.
"i think we actually have to kill him" I'm wheezing
Lmaoo my sides
I keep seeing these comments and I can't find the bit can someone gimme the timestamp
@@homicidal_duck 1:00 for the context 1:20 for the quote
Tbf they really should jump him for this one 🤣
I love how he goes from the most sane streamer to the most insane streamer when he plays this game
Most sane? Since when?
We need a charity event to get nl a carbon monoxide alarm
I chortled, 🙏 thank you 🙏
+2
+2
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Nah he's in Canada he needs fucking argon
I’m starting to believe NL’s “I have to be the craziest person at the party” theory. He says some truly wild shit in this group.
I haven't heard the theory yet. Can you summarize?
@@Drekromanceridk man it's right in the name
@@Drekromancer He has to be the craziest person at parties
@@octave38for what purpose? What’s the theory?
@@ananas_annait's better that way
“For a dollar name a telescope” is the hardest I have seen him choke in a while. Not as hard as his fantasy about him mom chocking on his dad but still pretty hard.
Fantasy? Brother, in all likelihood it happened! I just have the strength of will to acknowledge the fact!
Chat desperately going "Get him out of the kitchen" "Cut the mic" "Who let him cook" when he starts talking about some insane shit like this will never not be insanely funny to me
All part of the dance
"bring out the cartoon cane and pull him off stage"
never in my life have I heard Chiblee of all people try to hard abandon a bit
I guess we found the line.
"I think it's interesting the idea that my mom doesn't have a dick" That just absolutely cracked me up. Such an absurd sentence.
He's the modern day Sigmund Freud
Bro thinks he’s Socrates when he’s actually Freud
Underrated joke lmao
The thumbnail elevates the content, as usual.
WOULD
this image flashed into my mind during the parental genitals rant, i was blessed that it came to me so naturally
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau ha camee
The thumb nail and title absolutely drew me into this one is fuckin hilarious
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauwhere is it from?
Get this guy playing London and it's like opening damn pandora's box, the stuff that comes out of him is beyond understanding
I hope London continues to stick around, because each stream of it is at least a solid episode of Seinfeld-ian content.
And then usually a few ITYSL sketches thrown in.
Who's Ian?
Chib dodging the clips as well as streamers dodge Fromsoft bosses.
No but imagine being the dad in the time traveller bit. Some random guy sprints over, sucks you off, then disappears and you get NO context for why any of that just happened
The reason why time travel hasn't been discovered is because everyone who invents it immediately does this for the bit
“Honey, why don’t we watch our beloved son Ryan’s stream today? Show him some support! He’s playing an olympics game too, so I bet it will be family friendly”
"NOBODY IS COMING WITH ME ON THIS JOURNEY?!"
This is like when ur friends are willing to be weird in DMs, but leave you hanging when you make the same jokes with them publicly
"u_watanabe: here we go"
i knew what we were in for from the get go
the part about hiding his porn inside of a cut-out yugioh card is honestly the smartest and most creative thing I've heard this entire year. Truly a galaxy brain strat.
Sometimes NL just switches back into NLSS mode and I'm worried it's gonna cost him his career.
I gotta assume you're being over the top when you say cost him his career, lol.
CAREER SUICIDE
@@inquisitorofkozilekgames4478they def are xqc does something 10x worst than the nlss does every day.
@@inquisitorofkozilekgames4478 C A R E E R S U I C I D E
he said BENIS?! CANCELLED
the gas leak arch is a certified classic.
"I think we have to kill you" is the funniest response ever
5:20 is so fucking funny
"I think about this a lot."
@@GoldenAura32 the start of a banger of a video essay
It’s a 10/10 bit just because of the slowly fading away while sucking his dad off part
1:22 "WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT"
Seinfeld-coded
Banter always goes crazy mode in London
Best part about calling the Oppenhiemer sex scene awkward is that it was really awkward, but only for how hard they forced "now I am become death" into a sex scene
One of the funniest stream highlights i've ever seen.
"Wait no... cause if you... if he sucks you off it doesn't... it might make you kill yourself, but you're not gonna get erased from existence"
Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time
Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Chrysippus, Seneca and Letourneau. The great philosophers of our time
5:47 dude holding a giant banana
I can’t believe the egg has hidden his insanity so well people think he’s the most normal streamer
the bit about the time machine was DEVASTATING
"i think we actually have to kill you" lmao chib 😅
The X chromosome actually has the instruction for all of our body parts for both sexes, penis included. These instructions are the same for all X chromosomes, in the XX and XY configurations. The Y chromosome is more of a disfigured X chromosome and it's main function is to express a gene in fetal development that tells the forming reproductive organs to produce testosterone which cascades into your body guiding the formation primary and secondary sexual characteristics. If the Y chromosome isn't present the body defaults to producing estrogen. In rare cases an XY person can have this gene fail to express and grow up female.
So yup, you get half your pee pee from your mom.
I have to apologize to my dad now thanks
@@RinInABinwhy?
If it's all in the X chromosome it's not even 50% right? It's 100%. In men, the X chromosome is always from the mother (super uncommon edge cases with XXY and stuff aside). This is assuming it's fully dependent on the X chromosome and not on any of the other 22 pairs, which I don't know.
@@jaspermooren5883 I could have worded that better, as you said the sex determination pair has the Y chromosome in males, the other 22 pairs seem to to be XX regardless of sex and are 50% from each parent.
The condition I was talking about was androgen insensitivity syndrome, where even with a Y chromosome in the sex pair the body partially or fully doesn't react to testosterone (I said the gene doesn't express, that wasn't correct) and the body defaults to creating female reproductive organs.
My point was that hormones are what determine a person's sexual development and that everyone has the genes for both reproductive organs and pass them on to their children regardless of if they have those organs themselves.
@@jaspermooren5883you: reads a RUclips comment
Also you: oh so men are clones of their mom
london banter is always so unhinged, this is why i hope it never leaves
OH MY GOD Justin's bit fucking killed me, and also i didn't even realize who he was until later in the video! it's fucking HCJustin!!! i haven't thought about that guy since he was a player on URealms Live!! god i loved that show. he had some of the best bits in it. so sad the creator ditched it
Happy to see a fellow based long time Justin viewer
@@JFGraham26 yeah i stopped by his stream yesterday and caught up with him a bit. just as chill of a guy as i remember. he even answered some questions i had about how URealms ended, which i really appreciated
Why are you booing him? He’s right
Had the flu all night long at 39.4 C and i kept listening to this while my consciousness fluctuated between awake and half dead, sweating with chills. It really was an experience, 10/10 would recommend
most psychotic segment in a while
Justin's time machine bit would be a good Itysl sketch
This is unironically my favorite flavor of NL. We're all a little unhinged but not all of us are based enough to show it.
Cumtown's influence. Nick Mullen is a true modern day Socrates
Chib deserved NL going there by bringing up the 0:10. you simply don't give NL topics that can easily go very weird, you need to keep NL's mindset on games, movies and places to maintain sane conversation.
This thumbnail is straight fire
Something happens when he plays London and I don’t like it…
Something happens when he plays London and I love it
Duality of London watchers right here
COWARD
the exe file is hooked up to the carbon monoxide taps in the streamer room
I don't like it...... I love it!
Thumbnail goes insanely hard wadda hell?!
Watching NL return to peak 2017 NLSS humor
Got recommended this again and “It’s just flesh” is giving Animatrix machine negotiator at the UN vibes
dude the SPIKE in people double taking at 5:24 might be the funniest part of this entire video
So my genitals are congenital?
This is the hardest I have laughed in months, thank you for the upload!
who let him cook
"This is why they fuckin' killed Socrates."
Truly the greatest mind of our generation.
That socrates comparision is spot on.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while
This thumbnail SCREAMS "MARRY ME! BURY ME!" . just stop with all the subliminal messaging please 🫃
Never realized it before, but NL has a Jerry Seinfeld-esque cadence.
the people hated jesus because he spoke the truth
The laugh per second is crazy this video
MALF's "your parents are gonna love it though" got me 😂
He’s saying what everyone’s thinking
And they hated him for he spoke the truth.
GET HIM OUT OF THE KITCHEN BEFORE HE BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN
Justin's bit was the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time
It's just flesh
Meat
The most psychotic sentence in the whole thing
Thumbnail game always fire
damn how times has he sung for the outros lol
i have like 25 at this point
Finally someone asks the questions that plagues my mind
The timemachine bit feels like it could be from Cumtown lmao
NL should really have a podcast.
It could even involve a roundtable (old viewers will know)
He does. It's posted in the mornings most days and runs for a couple hours
What if he watched evangelion and discussed the episodes in a podcast
@@Sylrissa I'm aware of the NLSS but that was technically a videocast more than a podcast since they were always playing a game
@@Matkatamiba yeah yeah he streams but the video feed takes a ton of data to see without wifi
this has some NLSS level weirdo energy and I'm here for it
Haven't laughed this hard in a stream since the NLSS days. I miss it man
With how much NL farts, he has always been in his gas leak era.
This is the most unhinged stream I love it
God fucking damnit I love Justin so much
NO HE'S RIGHT! LET HIM COOK
I love all the new people shocked by this. This is classic 2016/2017 NLSS. NL is bringing back his unhinged glory days.
Is this what he was like back then? I gotta watch some of those then
who let this man cook
The gas leak is improving his content it's a new golden age
1:00 this is beyond eggs usual craziness
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Ofcourse the outro is King of carrot flowers. HE IS INSANE
King of austin powers makes me cry every time
The time machine bit is killing me
Best compilation thus far
I asked my bio teacher about this a few weeks ago, NL kinda right…
I'm freaked out cuz when NL said "My doordash is here" I literally got a notification that my doordash is here.
everyone get your knives we will all be guilty in this
Justin is almost dead silent during the entire first bit haha
NL Aeroplane over the Austin Powers will nvever get old.
thumbnail is so good.
this is so disgusting
[looks into buying VR]
I really did not need to click this video today, or at any point for the rest of my life.
The gas leak era into self delete dad fellatio combo made me lose it
Ferdinand Magellan didn't survive the journey, furthering the socrates complex
This IS why they killed Socrates
6:11 HOOOOOLY FUCK this is so fucking funny Ryab's performance and execution is amazing
These thumbnails are on point
hes actually so right and i not even kiding
10:38 Too true