I wonder if they would still say that though. If I recall, I think many religions believe there is no life outside Earth. I remember the movie Paul, when the christian girl with the bad eye saw the alien and would not believe he was an alien. I feel like maybe if man kind did make first contact with aliens for real, that would invalidate any religion that believes we’re alone.
I don’t see what’s so wrong with ai… no one’s given me a better reason for their ire over ai than “the people who make ai and use it are contributing to theft of people’s intellectual property.” Which in and of itself is already such a low level problem that can be mended by simply TEACHING THE DAMN AIS YOURSELVES. 🗿 I see a tool performing at its best and still evolving slowly each day. Not some terrifying act against a supposed “God.” 🗿
the funny thing is government and widely adopted commercial tech (& those who use it) are so far behind that pretty much basic use and navigation that is second nature to younger generations is effectively hacking in practice 😅
1: “Destroy all ships except the one with the kids” 2: “We already got the kids back and every ship is destroyed, Captain.” 1: “Warp us on my mark!” 1: “Warp me!”
Space Pirates: *"We have your children, now PAY UP!"* Humans: *"Allow us to introduce you to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. In your case, however, He'll be your Judge."*
I’m sorry, I had to pause and continue after an hour after hearing sussy baka, my laughter triggered a series of events that broke the peace of my house
There was a Kawolski in the old TV show, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea. Years passed, then decades until, finally, another Kawolski. This one was in Penguins of Madagascar. I think it's time.
I would like to believe this to be true for any species not just humans but as a father i 100% agree. Demons run when a good man goes to war, you take a kid from that same man, well the demons can run aint gonna do any good outcome is still the same FUBAR. 😁👍
There `seems` to be a bit of a contradiction in logic in this one. Though, in fairness I may be missing something. We're so committed to our children, that we took a group of them, trained them, and stuck them in harms way to be bait for a trap, lead by a 12 year old. They couldn't find slightly older humans that look like children? Aside from that though, nicely written and flipping the stereo-typical paradigm of the weak human is always `satisfying` for lack of a better word.
This story requires a lot of suspension of belief to enjoy LOL. Way more so than any other I've heard in a long time. Not terrible story overall but my goodness I was chuckling at the absurdity of some of the story points
Every hear of "The Boy Scouts"? Didn't do move and fire drills, but many of the badges are built upon basic military training... survival, cooking/maintenance with limited materials, first aid, marksmanship, etc, etc. Everyone knew that part of a fully functional adult included military ability in addition to civics, home maintenance, and other skills.
@@EmanuelVazquez-to9zzin its best manifestation I wish we would.....sadly it's used as a means to commit great harm under the guise of "think of the children"🙃
they probably should have looked at a quote in America's history back when they became tired of dealing with pirates. "Millions in defense before a cent in tribute" 11:49 and they should hear about something called Operation Praying Mantis, that shows an american proportional response
yes i enjoy a feel good story but there is no tension if we are just better or have generic better scifi technologies i will admit it is a better story than some of the drivle Hollywood pumps out but but better than the worst movies ever maid by humans isnt a very high bar
You guys do realise there are other names besides Chen, right? And Sarah, and Lisa and David? You could use Michael, Paul, Richard, Tina, Alice, Carol... Need any more?
I know this is intended to sound all cool and shit but it definitely sounds like they turn to child into a soldier. And I do believe even in modern society we understand that that is fucked up. Now tagging them with a tracker so you can find them as one thing but that does not seem to be what they did.
Digital naration is pretty good but the story exceeds my ability to suspend disbelief pretty hard. Everything the children do outside of activating tracking devices is absurd.
the end dint make much sense, i mean, they reaveld taht any humand child had an tracker and the base is a big trap, so everry pirate knew that, tehy wont fail for the same trick twice. They woud work out something to bypass iot since tehy knew they have trackers. Woudn be more smart to still hide it and let the pirats run in theri doom, so tehy wont find out and bypass the whole trap
What? Wtf would any of us want with human kids? Lol I bet an AI made this story idk why I keep having to block this but it keeps popping up. Sorry I'm child free and damn happy about it even if someone wanted kids, why would they have to resort to kidnapping a bunch of them?
Made it all the way to three and a half minutes before we meet a CHEN yet again. Just a rough guestimate I'd say at least 85% of sci-fi stories are infected with Chens. Best to just glass the entire genre. I'm out.
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"Enemy spotted in that direction"
"Roger, now erasing that direction"
"Enemies approaching from northwest? What northwest?"
When your troops hold so much firepower, they erase the very concept of a direction! 😂
Now THAT'S REAL firepower!
Operation Mama Bear. What an appropriate name
Yup like operation Paul Bunyon
I know these space stories are mostly if not all AI generated and narrated but that sussy baka part was hilarious 💀
Operation: You took our kids? Now we take you to Jesus personally
Yes. I agree.
I wonder if they would still say that though. If I recall, I think many religions believe there is no life outside Earth. I remember the movie Paul, when the christian girl with the bad eye saw the alien and would not believe he was an alien. I feel like maybe if man kind did make first contact with aliens for real, that would invalidate any religion that believes we’re alone.
Ewwwwwww
Lol you even send jesus in his place😅😅😅😅
@@AtreyaVichare Ewwwwwwww
Outer Rim Pirate Academy!!! - I love this stuff.
The USA has always been experts at proportional response.
Yep… ask Iran.
That's because we're the fractions people 😉
It's not a war crime if it's proportional.
Eh, proportional responses are overrated.
@@NeiasaurusCreations Spoken like a true Fat electrician aficionado. 😆
"Operation Mama Bear." Oh, sh*t, someone's in serious trouble...
Pirate Academy? Space pirates have academies now?
And the Chen and Rodriguez clans are at it again, saving the day... again. Humanity rejoice.
ai name bias is crazy
in space settings it defaults to treating it like an organized faction
There’s no white men in space don’t you know according to ai
@@CathyConnors-v5yI mean....time will tell😅 lol
Proportional Response? That reminds me of the time Iran almost sank an american warship with a mine
DONT TOUCH US BOATS!!!! 😂
The US response was perfectly balanced…
Ah, a man of culture I see
And they're about to find out again. Or should I say, yet again
For an AI video, this is one of the most entertaining I have watched.
And this is the worst artificial intelligence will ever be. Everyday forward is exponential growth.
I don’t see what’s so wrong with ai… no one’s given me a better reason for their ire over ai than “the people who make ai and use it are contributing to theft of people’s intellectual property.” Which in and of itself is already such a low level problem that can be mended by simply TEACHING THE DAMN AIS YOURSELVES. 🗿
I see a tool performing at its best and still evolving slowly each day. Not some terrifying act against a supposed “God.” 🗿
Whatd they do touch theyre boats? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KIDS?!?
I see you are also a fan of a certain RUclipsr :) "Don't Touch their BOATS! Or they drop a Sun or maybe 2 on you!"
They'd have been better off messing with the boats. All this needs is a future version of Buff & the Kid.
@@grogvaughan5649 Well Buff will most likely still be around. Space capable by then. And the Kid yeah, he might look a bit different. :)
@@longrider42 The kids were helping maintain the oil flow too.
@@longrider42 mandatoryfunday?
Sarah Chen. Lisa’s mom, is going to be pissed. Of course, all humans are named Chen in the future.
Or Rodriguez!
Or some name from india
I swear, these stories have more Chens than Chinese phone book
Or Smith
Apparently very prolific family lines…
Shades of "Only the Shadow Knows". 70 years and audio is still king.
not sure the term "honey trap" is appropriate here...
💀🤮
I had to listen twice; to avoid puking
beat me too it.....tho AI is trained on the internet 🤢
tho I imagine (hope) it was a mistranslation or somesuch
@@brookbeck1944 the sexual connotation was probably lost
historically it originally just ment a literal honey/sweet trap
These days, kids learn how to hack before they reach high school.
the funny thing is government and widely adopted commercial tech (& those who use it) are so far behind that pretty much basic use and navigation that is second nature to younger generations is effectively hacking in practice 😅
Humans: don't touch our shit
You lost me at "fermented plasma."
the ever-present reminder that its ai generated and has no idea what its saying
@@kellynolen498 Yeah, my comment was aimed at the poster not the "writer."
It lost me at "That Tochi guard is such a sussy baka".
I just took it to mean the plasma from blood
Same lol
1: “Destroy all ships except the one with the kids”
2: “We already got the kids back and every ship is destroyed, Captain.”
1: “Warp us on my mark!”
1: “Warp me!”
Space Pirates: *"We have your children, now PAY UP!"*
Humans: *"Allow us to introduce you to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. In your case, however, He'll be your Judge."*
Bro even jesus has been judge by u. Those alien are nothing divine.
You know there was one pirate like* you took human kids!* And ends himself right there.
"Oh hell no, I saw what one guy did when someone took his sandwich!"
We have a Vex, and we have several Chens. The storyline is complete. Seriously, I like it.
Now that was such a heartwarming story! I loved every minute of it. Thanks.
Which is ironic because the story was likely written by an AI, definately read by an AI, and the illustrations are AI for sure.
I am waiting for these to made into a television series. This is a great story!
This is the 8th "chen" and the 6th "rodriguez" i heard this weeks. lol, great story.👍
I’m sorry, I had to pause and continue after an hour after hearing sussy baka, my laughter triggered a series of events that broke the peace of my house
There was a Kawolski in the old TV show, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea. Years passed, then decades until, finally, another Kawolski. This one was in Penguins of Madagascar.
I think it's time.
Kowalski. 🙂
Another one also in stargate( the movie).
One in vanishing point
You took our kids? I see you have chosen death
Thanks!
Thank you!! 🎉
I am listening to this and just as they are saying code black a friend walks through the door with a new baby.
I would like to believe this to be true for any species not just humans but as a father i 100% agree. Demons run when a good man goes to war, you take a kid from that same man, well the demons can run aint gonna do any good outcome is still the same FUBAR. 😁👍
Didnt you read the database on humans? We evolved to be our planets apex lifeform by being insanely protective of our young
"That ending was so unexpected! I didn’t see that twist coming. The author is truly talented!"
There `seems` to be a bit of a contradiction in logic in this one. Though, in fairness I may be missing something. We're so committed to our children, that we took a group of them, trained them, and stuck them in harms way to be bait for a trap, lead by a 12 year old. They couldn't find slightly older humans that look like children? Aside from that though, nicely written and flipping the stereo-typical paradigm of the weak human is always `satisfying` for lack of a better word.
No one exploits our children except us! 😂
This story requires a lot of suspension of belief to enjoy LOL. Way more so than any other I've heard in a long time. Not terrible story overall but my goodness I was chuckling at the absurdity of some of the story points
It sucks that they have to militarily train children but it sounds like in the story it's necessary.
Every hear of "The Boy Scouts"? Didn't do move and fire drills, but many of the badges are built upon basic military training... survival, cooking/maintenance with limited materials, first aid, marksmanship, etc, etc. Everyone knew that part of a fully functional adult included military ability in addition to civics, home maintenance, and other skills.
This would make a nice movie😂
I was enjoying the story up until the point you decide to tell your enemy how you did everything. I kind of thought that was stupid.
AI isn't great at crafting stories that make sense throughout.
@09:00 - Pirates are playing chess, Human's are playing shogi...
This reminds me of "Do not touch the boats!!!"
Don't touch my boats!!!!
@@specialistghost3789 You touch the boats and suddenly there are 2 more suns rising.
Great story! 🤍🤍🤍
14:44 if anyone wants to skip straight to "sussy baka"
Human young being docile? They must've have snatched the kids past biting age.
If only we cared that much about our kids globally today.
Its the future seems like we got our shit fully together.
At least we finally achieved something worth it after years of stagnation...😂
In all seriousness we could use this story to model our protection of children's life, innocence, and future.
@@EmanuelVazquez-to9zzin its best manifestation I wish we would.....sadly it's used as a means to commit great harm under the guise of "think of the children"🙃
lol kids pickpocketing the pirates even when they are in the cells
Nice to know that future humanity took a page from the Spartan ll training program
"pirate academy" 😂
Now I know that this is just a story, a GREAT story, but can anyone tell me why I feel like a proud father???🙂
I stopped at fermented plasma!
I was expecting a bit of the Ransom of Red Chief here....
Home Alone 3145 A.D.
Good story, I liked it.
" consequences "
Never works out well.
Parents from the projects raising kids from the hood.
Not ideal for the bad guys.
they probably should have looked at a quote in America's history back when they became tired of dealing with pirates. "Millions in defense before a cent in tribute"
11:49 and they should hear about something called Operation Praying Mantis, that shows an american proportional response
13:17 looks like a stormtrooper managed to escape Vader
11:35 the doctor who Dalek refrence
again? didn't they do their homework? they'll b sorry :)
"The space orcs are my homework "
A sorry story! By the telling, all of childhood joys ARE weaponized.
'Dear Grid Coordinates'
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The issue I have with these stories is that it makes humans a race of Mary Sue's - everything is resolved too easily.
yes i enjoy a feel good story but there is no tension if we are just better or have generic better scifi technologies
i will admit it is a better story than some of the drivle Hollywood pumps out but but better than the worst movies ever maid by humans isnt a very high bar
Imagine if children were trained like this, a bit excessive but school shooting would probably never happen.
WTF? Tactical nuclear options when rescuing hostages?
for real what those kids nuke proof
what do you expect from AI spewing out text :-)
The subtitles are hilariously bad as always, but the story itself was entertaining.
I wonder if they took over the base. Let the kids run it for their purposes with a small detachment of adults. No sense in wasting tech.
This story almost makes sense. Almost.
You guys do realise there are other names besides Chen, right? And Sarah, and Lisa and David?
You could use Michael, Paul, Richard, Tina, Alice, Carol... Need any more?
Why tell your secrets? Next group can be ready. Of course why not medically alter adults to look like kids.
I know this is intended to sound all cool and shit but it definitely sounds like they turn to child into a soldier. And I do believe even in modern society we understand that that is fucked up. Now tagging them with a tracker so you can find them as one thing but that does not seem to be what they did.
Fermented plasma? :O
Digital naration is pretty good but the story exceeds my ability to suspend disbelief pretty hard. Everything the children do outside of activating tracking devices is absurd.
The ending sounds like monologuing from a villain.
that was good thanks
I HATE the AI narration. Why can't you find anyone to simply read the script?
Maybe you should find a new channel? All of this is AI generated.
The problem here is you.
These AI stories are really starting to sound the same
the end dint make much sense, i mean, they reaveld taht any humand child had an tracker and the base is a big trap, so everry pirate knew that, tehy wont fail for the same trick twice.
They woud work out something to bypass iot since tehy knew they have trackers.
Woudn be more smart to still hide it and let the pirats run in theri doom, so tehy wont find out and bypass the whole trap
Fermented plasma 🙄
Vehothor and chem, sigh.....
Pirate Academy?
thats angry birds plot
You lost me when Chen was mentioned
What? Wtf would any of us want with human kids? Lol
I bet an AI made this story idk why I keep having to block this but it keeps popping up.
Sorry I'm child free and damn happy about it even if someone wanted kids, why would they have to resort to kidnapping a bunch of them?
Oh another story with chen 😒
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Its like the people that claim the US Airforce could defeat a star destroyer.
Adds, adds and more adds👎👎👎👎👎
Pray because you are prey
Rolled my eyes and stopped watching at "fermented plasma".
Is this tripe AI written in addition to being AI voiced?? "The Damascus's engines *fled* to life" is pure nonsense.
it tried. It meant "flared"
This is 1000% AI 🤖 I won’t watch this shit because it’s gonna ruin RUclips one day
FAFO at it's finest!
Made it all the way to three and a half minutes before we meet a CHEN yet again. Just a rough guestimate I'd say at least 85% of sci-fi stories are infected with Chens. Best to just glass the entire genre. I'm out.
😂😂😂😂
Surprised it's not Dr. Mohammed. Technically it's the most common name in the world.
If you don’t like it write your own.
Captain McLovin
@@devonmurphy5544 My guess would be Patel. Not sure of country of origin...
Low quality ai story. Waste of time.
Oh come on, another frigging chen? Can't you find another name AI? It's ridiculous. Disappointed.