Bitlife but I become a serial killer

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @TechnoLion1
    @TechnoLion1 4 года назад +6876

    At this point the only type of title Kevin could surprise me with is ”Bitlife but we live a peaceful family life”.

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 года назад +212

      I would still expect a plot-twist, it's not possible.

    • @Daphodil27
      @Daphodil27 4 года назад +91

      @@Starlightbooper yea.. like they are peaceful because they're all DEAD.

    • @rain3339
      @rain3339 4 года назад +58

      It's Daphne come on... we all know Kevin wouldn’t let them be peaceful in death

    • @nianorton4875
      @nianorton4875 4 года назад +56

      Bitlife but I don't get bunions

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 4 года назад +8

      Then it would be like wait WHAT

  • @rhiannonlister517
    @rhiannonlister517 4 года назад +2483

    “Today we are going to be a serial killer” ahhh yes... what else should we expect

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +16

      Pickens doing cult stuff

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 года назад +20

      Rhiannon Lister I just love how casually he says it then again it is Kevin he becomes a mass murderer in almost every game he plays

    • @mynameisadude1948
      @mynameisadude1948 4 года назад +8

      You mean everyday

    • @vale-hs3sk
      @vale-hs3sk 4 года назад +6

      Mr Bruh 😂 even if he doesn’t try to it always goes badly and he gets angry and starts killing people

    • @Gimeasamich
      @Gimeasamich 4 года назад +4

      Seems normal

  • @phazedscrubs
    @phazedscrubs 4 года назад +11086

    Not Guilty: So how long am I going to be in prison for?
    Judge: You see that giant glowing thing in the sky...? When it burns out.

    • @OrokanaMkIII
      @OrokanaMkIII 4 года назад +1450

      Casually walks out at night

    • @personal2741
      @personal2741 4 года назад +1255

      Judge: Welcome back Not Guilty. The state sentences you to three trillion years in maximum security prison. You’ll never see the sun again.
      Not Guilty: I’ll be out tomorrow.

    • @toestealer
      @toestealer 4 года назад +99

      @@personal2741 lmaoo

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry 4 года назад +143

      But he's Not Guilty!

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +126

      The moon? But your honor, that doesn't burn ou-... Oh.

  • @rthwip
    @rthwip 4 года назад +4447

    Fun fact: in ancient Greece somebody killed a guy named rophon so they named him Bellerephon (Killer of Rophon) and Bellerephon never admit he killed Rophon, so they called him Innocent Bellerephon, which means I killed Rophon but I'm innocent. History repeats itself.

    • @ratsovereign2887
      @ratsovereign2887 4 года назад +477

      and at another point this dude got a title, The Blameless. so that made his name Bellerophon The Blameless literally translate to "I killed Rophon but it wasn't my fault", and I think that's wild

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +230

      That sounds like such a shitpost that history has given us.

    • @JayWalk_Official
      @JayWalk_Official 4 года назад +189

      Wasn't this the same guy who was sent to work for the king of another city to atone for his crime, but the queen didn't like him so he sent him to her father's kingdom to be killed? And then he ended up taming Pegasus?

    • @rthwip
      @rthwip 4 года назад +47

      @@JayWalk_Official Yes he is that guy

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 4 года назад +17

      I think ive heard of him in a book.

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 4 года назад +2995

    When he was doing the lottery and he said “I keep saying one more go but I just can’t stop” that worries me a lot

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 4 года назад +54

      That's just how lotteries work? Non?

    • @lsrpjune3500
      @lsrpjune3500 4 года назад +151

      JerkSpawn SlutBoy no that’s how addicts think lolol.

    • @JoshuaKimbrough
      @JoshuaKimbrough 4 года назад +18

      He's like vinesauce Joel who's a degenerate gambler

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 года назад +53

      He was foreshadowing his Among us addiction, none of us realised.

    • @happylittletrees6685
      @happylittletrees6685 3 года назад +18

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      Never, ever desert you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      I'll never, ever desert you

  • @dangholston26
    @dangholston26 4 года назад +3308

    Tough to sneak off to another country when you’re on an island Kevin

    • @nathanfrank9469
      @nathanfrank9469 4 года назад +48

      KING AUTISM TV ummm ok?

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 4 года назад +34

      I mean technically isn't every country an island, because the definition of island is a piece of land completely surrounded by water and most countries are in fact surrounded by water.

    • @24GramsOfSteve
      @24GramsOfSteve 4 года назад +97

      @@Name.......... An Island is a continental-land that is surrounded by water on all its sides. There are different names depending upon the size of this land and the water body surrounds it. A continent is a large land mass that has specified geographical boundaries and separated by oceans.

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 4 года назад +12

      @@24GramsOfSteve Sigh dude I know that... it was meant as a sarcastic joke but I know it's hard to read my horrid attempt at humor over a RUclips comment.

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 4 года назад +8

      Maybe I'll put in a "wink wink haha" at the end next time.

  • @shrek181
    @shrek181 4 года назад +5977

    It would be more of a twist if the title was “bitlife but I live a normal life”

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +59

      More like Ring of Fire

    • @enclavesoldier5737
      @enclavesoldier5737 4 года назад +100

      “I Kevin, wish to live a normal life”

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 года назад +21

      cutting off your dick isn't normal

    • @Ethan_Burke
      @Ethan_Burke 4 года назад +36

      @@IamaPERSON more like bore ragnarok

    • @troski3654
      @troski3654 4 года назад +5

      269 now 270. 😁

  • @ay9989
    @ay9989 4 года назад +1791

    "I definitely killed the right parent"
    A phrase you may not hear anywhere else 😂

    • @notaturnip545
      @notaturnip545 4 года назад +16

      'may'

    • @MichaelRosen-wz4ru
      @MichaelRosen-wz4ru 2 года назад +3

      **cough cough** rimworld **cough cough**

    • @reganh5223
      @reganh5223 Год назад +1

      Considering how fricked the world is, I’m sure that phrase will come up again at some point in time.

    • @tjk-goix8513
      @tjk-goix8513 Год назад

      Umm...

    • @tommycoolatta6533
      @tommycoolatta6533 Год назад +2

      "Ok... Who can give me a sex change" Is another one

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 года назад +2258

    1:55 "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster that's too far"
    American public education system *sweats nervously*

    • @jensb3946
      @jensb3946 4 года назад +7

      The fuck you on about?

    • @doge751k
      @doge751k 3 года назад +67

      @@jensb3946 well well well, so a kid was getting bullied until she killed herself, the school said that they tried everything but when a kid had a Basketball Team haircut, the principal cut his hair with how long old clippers, happy now?

    • @jensb3946
      @jensb3946 3 года назад +11

      @@doge751k Again, what the fuck are you on about? Is this something that actually happened? Do you have a source?

    • @doge751k
      @doge751k 3 года назад +12

      @@jensb3946 ruclips.net/video/6GYWva_sgs4/видео.html this is my source for the video, right now I am trying to find the kid suicided video now you moron.

    • @razier5299
      @razier5299 3 года назад +12

      @@doge751k Not knowing something like that doesn't make someone a moron.

  • @pleasehelp3319
    @pleasehelp3319 4 года назад +918

    “I’m on the verge of death and have depression at age three” lmao this is already a roller coaster right in the beginning

    • @T.L1811
      @T.L1811 3 года назад +10

      Perfect childhood for a murderer

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 4 года назад +6283

    Judge: *according to your name, you're not guilty.*

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +129

      Kevin: Sweet, I'm free to go then!

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great 4 года назад +20

      yeah thats the joke

    • @sarahmossman6378
      @sarahmossman6378 4 года назад +2

      KING AUTISM TV o k

    • @Gimeasamich
      @Gimeasamich 4 года назад +3

      @KING AUTISM TV alright then

    • @Gimeasamich
      @Gimeasamich 4 года назад +2

      @Abyss is that not what I’m typing???

  • @aspenmarie3197
    @aspenmarie3197 4 года назад +2277

    “I’ve never been a proper serial killer” Does Jim just not exist anymore?

    • @No-yp7kr
      @No-yp7kr 4 года назад +128

      Jim is his own chaotic entity that cannot be controled

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 4 года назад +44

      Jim kind of has a mind of his own to be honest.

    • @aspenmarie3197
      @aspenmarie3197 4 года назад +5

      Metalhead 1966 fair

    • @aspenmarie3197
      @aspenmarie3197 4 года назад +3

      Ariel RF hahah true

    • @littlebigparardise9245
      @littlebigparardise9245 4 года назад +22

      He is more than just a mere "serial killer." He is our God.

  • @GameGabe
    @GameGabe 4 года назад +3539

    when you thought the series couldn't get any better

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +10

      Then Kevin joined

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +19

      @@AxxLAfriku your sisters don't count as girlfriends, you mistake of life.

    • @ommipotent
      @ommipotent 4 года назад +1

      @@IamaPERSON dammmm 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +1

      @@ommipotent yep! I would say you know i had to do it to him, but then that implies he gave me STDs

    • @langweilig5637
      @langweilig5637 4 года назад

      AxxL nice bait

  • @loisroulson9238
    @loisroulson9238 4 года назад +392

    "Haha imagine if this was the first video someone watched of me."
    Me, watching for the first time: you're fine.

  • @valerio1257
    @valerio1257 4 года назад +3468

    "It's time to vaccinate your son."
    "Uhm, nah.
    It's another way of murdering!"
    Oof.

    • @hydromano6652
      @hydromano6652 3 года назад +141

      Yeah not vaccinating kids is basically killing them.

    • @Hola-pe4ph
      @Hola-pe4ph 3 года назад +46

      Not vaccinating kids its like a way of torture but without weapons

    • @meghanprytula3174
      @meghanprytula3174 3 года назад +2

      @@Hola-pe4ph k ........m..m.m...m. mkmmkkmkkkkkkkk....k.k ....kkkk

    • @feckmyself2741
      @feckmyself2741 3 года назад +11

      @@hydromano6652 I've never been vaccinated and healthier than my vaccinated friends

    • @feckmyself2741
      @feckmyself2741 3 года назад +4

      @@Hola-pe4ph Not at all, I'm healthier than my vaccinated friends!

  • @d04lvallier
    @d04lvallier 4 года назад +777

    Kevin: "No jail can hold me and no man can kill me"
    *You got Bunions*

    • @Clovenstone-Blue
      @Clovenstone-Blue 4 года назад +49

      He will always escape prison, he can't be touched by anyone, but he can't save himself from the curse that are bunions.

    • @dantedesilva2977
      @dantedesilva2977 4 года назад +33

      you can never escape bunions

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 2 года назад +8

      I fear no man. But that thing...
      *Bunions*
      It scares me.

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 2 года назад +4

      Bunions are the final boss

  • @atakurt4247
    @atakurt4247 4 года назад +1491

    First 9 years of your life passed : Killed Someone - Expelled from School - Having a depression
    in Kevin's Case: GOOOD START

    • @doctordoc2351
      @doctordoc2351 4 года назад +32

      the way you worded this implies that you can have multiple depressions

    • @WannaAstro
      @WannaAstro 4 года назад +5

      Communist Fat Yoshi you can??

    • @idontunderstandjokes8308
      @idontunderstandjokes8308 4 года назад

      Xalky kweit

    • @atakurt4247
      @atakurt4247 4 года назад

      @@idontunderstandjokes8308 خەڵکی کەرکوکم کورد لێرەش هەیە 🤣

    • @crystal2967
      @crystal2967 4 года назад +1

      Didn’t know other Kurds like me also watch Kevin 😂 that’s cool

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 года назад +592

    The way Kevin's voice dropped when he said "I've never actually been a proper serial killer" makes me doubt the truth of that statement greatly.

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 4 года назад +571

    Kevin: "999 million years"
    9 million: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @timmyb8353
    @timmyb8353 4 года назад +190

    I've been listening to this in the background while working. It sounds like the ramblings of a completely coherent psychopath who believes everything he is telling. Very American Psycho feels.

  • @goobgoobgoob
    @goobgoobgoob 4 года назад +2166

    “I’m not a serial killer”
    2 seconds later
    “I want a body count”

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e 4 года назад +1270

    Me :*reads title* This is a description of most games Kevin plays.

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 4 года назад +7

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no-one fucking asked

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 года назад +272

    1:28 "Patella" (aka kneecap) is the bone located in front of the knee joint.
    3:54 "Jackwagon" a slang insult meaning "worthless" or "dumb". A jack wagon was the chow (food) wagon in a wagon train or cattle drive, and brought up the rear of the procession. Thus positioned, it was subject to all the dust and debris of the stuff ahead of it. And so, it came to be a slang phrase implying that someone was dumb enough to be riding in the jack wagon.

  • @KitsuneMp9
    @KitsuneMp9 4 года назад +43

    I like how his sentence got reduced from 320 million years to 80 million years. Also, if you wanna know just how monstrously long that is, if you went back in time 320 million years, you’d be in the Carboniferous era, a time when giant insects roamed the Earth and 75 million years before the first dinosaurs would evolve.

  • @Cvnt_blvnt
    @Cvnt_blvnt 4 года назад +337

    ”I've killed a few people but I have never been a proper serial killer”
    The FBI:....
    The police:...
    Kevin's family:.....

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 года назад +4

      The fuck would the FBI care about a guy in Ireland?

    • @redpanda6134
      @redpanda6134 3 года назад +9

      @@AgentTasmania Because he might be an international threat

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 года назад +4

      @@redpanda6134 that would mean the CIA would be concerned with him, not the FBI

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 года назад +201

    "Maybe we should put locks on the doors so the serial murderer doesn't escape again"
    "Nah man we got this just slap another 10.000 years onto his sentence"

  • @ptarts09
    @ptarts09 4 года назад +122

    Whenever Kevin says "if you are new to the channel" it makes me want to rediscover Kevin all over again but with those videos, just to see what it'd be like

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 4 года назад +8

      My first Kevin video was one of his earlier Sims 4 ones. I believe it was the one when he first made the first prison pods down in the basement of the desert house (I was looking for Sims 4 gameplay videos to decide if I wanted to get it or not, and Kevin's was the first one I clicked). After that brilliantly baffling video I immediately went and watched the series from the beginning. Been a Kevin fan ever since. What was your introduction?

    • @datrtzhush3734
      @datrtzhush3734 4 года назад +2

      The first vid i watched was rhe until dawn one, got him recommended after watching rt, tought he was hilarious.

    • @ptarts09
      @ptarts09 4 года назад

      @@kenjutsukata1o1 I'm not sure, but it might have been one of his Garry's mod rp videos, probably the star wars ones or it might have been the early GTA's ones with Grognak. I wish I remembered

    • @ptarts09
      @ptarts09 4 года назад +1

      @@datrtzhush3734 for me it was the other way around, I think I was watching one of Kevin's Sims 4 videos and got recomended RT's first sims 2 video.

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 4 года назад

      @@kenjutsukata1o1 To me it was basically the same xD

  • @lyxla2579
    @lyxla2579 4 года назад +552

    I bet the FBI agent watching Kevin is so worried.

    • @artskies101
      @artskies101 4 года назад +31

      The 2 mil subs are also watching Kevin, but they're encouraging him probably

    • @ambaka9411
      @ambaka9411 4 года назад +6

      Kevin lives in Ireland tho

    • @deromofo3436
      @deromofo3436 4 года назад +5

      Kevin aint american

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 года назад +8

      MI5: Step aside, that's our jurisdiction
      Interpol: Am I a joke to you?

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 года назад +1

      @David Lydon I'm not sure, MI5 is basically there to secure UK's safety and Ireland is literally right next to it, so there's a reason for it

  • @raisa1918
    @raisa1918 3 года назад +151

    Kevin moved to Spain in this video and now, a year later, he's moving irl. Let's hope that's the only coincidence from this video

  • @renivideht
    @renivideht 3 года назад +243

    Just realised that this is a one year old foreshadowing: "Let's go to Spain, I love Spain."

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 года назад +491

    Imagine Like the judge is like :
    "NOT GUILTY"
    Man: already cheering
    "IS GUILTY"
    Man: feck

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +5

      Heyo Finn O. That would ironic.

    • @stacywillis253
      @stacywillis253 4 года назад +5

      Tell the judge to feck off for fecks sake. 😂😁😂

    • @kaylal9790
      @kaylal9790 4 года назад +1

      Hey Finn O.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +1

      Hey Finn O.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 4 года назад

      I guess you're not from the States.

  • @Kittysuit
    @Kittysuit 4 года назад +459

    "You can murder the other students, but when you insult the headmaster, that's too far" welcome to youtube

  • @yerman7820
    @yerman7820 4 года назад +463

    Kevin: "I've not been a proper serial killer"
    Sims, just sims

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 4 года назад +2

      I think he meant he'd never been a proper serial killer in Bitlife.

  • @Bloodshade
    @Bloodshade 4 года назад +57

    11:37 9,993,198. “999 million years” KEVIN CANT MATH

  • @Iamgudjoe
    @Iamgudjoe 4 года назад +46

    Me: "hey Kevin, what is the largest number in existence?"
    Kevin: _pulls out prison record_

  • @Ktcha-cw5wf
    @Ktcha-cw5wf 4 года назад +1365

    Judge: who are you?
    Me: I’m “not guilty”
    Judge: you are not guilty?
    Me: thank you have a great day *leaves court*

    • @sebastiaodecamposalves
      @sebastiaodecamposalves 4 года назад +13

      Yes

    • @PythonMFD
      @PythonMFD 4 года назад +7

      No

    • @gameshock3897
      @gameshock3897 4 года назад +2

      This is not even funny.

    • @PythonMFD
      @PythonMFD 4 года назад +14

      @@gameshock3897 No one meant for it to be funny
      We just did it lol

    • @gameshock3897
      @gameshock3897 4 года назад

      @@PythonMFD I'm not talking about the chain lol, just talking about the joke.

  • @zFalconx
    @zFalconx 4 года назад +316

    "You have been sent back to prison for 319783154 years!"
    Kevin- Imma head out.

  • @auntchilada8635
    @auntchilada8635 4 года назад +95

    Kevin should have called him
    First name: Not Not
    Last name: Not Guilty
    So then he can be referred to as Mr. Not Guilty, but his name is a triple negative so it still means 'not guilty'.

  • @omershaik6374
    @omershaik6374 3 года назад +52

    I love how when kevin needed to pick a new name after the transition, the game suggested the name of his first girlfriend whom he impregnated and then beat to to death with a club. Like yea, that's a great idea for a name!

  • @kujiro_x8099
    @kujiro_x8099 4 года назад +93

    When youtube's algorithm suddenly hears kevin say "I've killed a few people but i've not actually been like a proper, serial killer"

    • @doggytheanarchist7876
      @doggytheanarchist7876 4 года назад +5

      He's gonna get all the gun ads and duct tape ads and shady warehouse storage ads probably a few serial killer starter kit ads. Dexter edition.
      Google likes ads.
      Google, no morals - all greed.

  • @unknownid9276
    @unknownid9276 4 года назад +341

    “Where’s the legal system pretty soft on crime”
    *Nervously glances at the zoomed in Israel*
    “Ireland”

  • @polterghost_
    @polterghost_ 4 года назад +107

    "Bitlife but I become a serial killer" Thats like every episode ever.

  • @hellmon9261
    @hellmon9261 4 года назад +856

    *doesn't vaccinate his son*
    "It's another way of murder"

    • @Cinn4947
      @Cinn4947 4 года назад +45

      *Murders them anyway*

    • @hellmon9261
      @hellmon9261 4 года назад +4

      @@quinn.blink_141 Are you anti-vax or are your parents just anti-vax?

    • @hellmon9261
      @hellmon9261 4 года назад +1

      @@quinn.blink_141 ok, I hope you get old enough to get vaccinated yourself without any mayor complications! Measles are a bitch

    • @apeachonahill8059
      @apeachonahill8059 4 года назад +1

      can we just disable gacha channels from commenting? thanks

    • @hellmon9261
      @hellmon9261 4 года назад +7

      @@apeachonahill8059 Dude calm down... I just commented something funny Kevin said. A lot of people do that? Why does my channel matter?

  • @Ronfost89
    @Ronfost89 3 года назад +23

    Flees from Ireland to Spain????? Kevin with that long term storyline foreshadowing.

  • @kailam1481
    @kailam1481 4 года назад +30

    The irony of this is that in prison, people call you by your last name. Meaning, he would have been called guilty in prison

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +427

    Kevin: *"hey there friends"*
    Also kevin: *kills friends*
    Also also Kevin: *"You should be scared."*
    Me: *"Joke's on you, I WANT to die!"*

    • @ExVeritasReverentia
      @ExVeritasReverentia 4 года назад +6

      Ah, yes, a kindred spirit XD

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj 4 года назад +18

      Please dont die there are many call centers and support networks available, you are important, please reach out for help, things may be rough but there us help available

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +5

      @@YourDad-dh6fj My dad would never say that. Lol he tried to strangle me for not being Christian.

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj 4 года назад +27

      @@mitchellbarton7915 I'll be your dad then. I am proud of you and all I care about is you being a good person and pursuing what you love.

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +13

      @@YourDad-dh6fj awww ;u;

  • @hummuslord6521
    @hummuslord6521 4 года назад +55

    Kevin: "This time it'll be different!"
    Bunions: *Well hello there* ;)

  • @sehzzy
    @sehzzy 4 года назад +63

    Kevin’s inspired me to play BitLife the right way, in all the worst ways possible 😂 so much fun!

    • @kathrynpalma3043
      @kathrynpalma3043 4 года назад +7

      Me too!! From the first time I watched him play, I downloaded it and have been playing in the worst ways possible. I love it!!

  • @KieranBarnbyAcoustic
    @KieranBarnbyAcoustic 3 года назад +19

    Hearing an Irishman pronounce Niamh the way it's spelt is probably one of the funniest things I've heard this year. Yes, I live a sad life 😂

  • @CallOfCutie69
    @CallOfCutie69 2 года назад +15

    6:23
    And that’s how the plan to move to Spain was conceived
    This is the proof this playthrough was actually based on Kevin’s real life..

  • @taryarav.5104
    @taryarav.5104 4 года назад +83

    Kevin: "Today we are going to be a serial killer. "
    Me: *sims flashbacks*

  • @haimynameiskai
    @haimynameiskai 4 года назад +202

    "so how long am i in prison for?"
    "yes."

  • @ButiLao44
    @ButiLao44 4 года назад +265

    Me: *reading the title* I'm not surprised

    • @Jackn17_
      @Jackn17_ 4 года назад +4

      12thDoctor's Companion i was thinking “Wait hasn’t he done this before”

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @stedmandrinkwater6354
      @stedmandrinkwater6354 4 года назад +2

      Oh! I thought he was already a serial killer.

    • @yellowfello02
      @yellowfello02 4 года назад

      lmao

    • @cozonac509
      @cozonac509 4 года назад +1

      i want to know the meaning of this joke (im new on this channel but these comments creep me out..)

  • @samsungalaxyxd1823
    @samsungalaxyxd1823 3 года назад +23

    6:22 aged perfectly

  • @shadowcastyt
    @shadowcastyt 4 года назад +24

    1:28 Patella is the anatomical term for “kneecap” if this actually needed to be cleared up

  • @sarahmichie4382
    @sarahmichie4382 4 года назад +118

    "I have done some killing...
    in this game before"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +2

      Wonder if he actually did off someone

    • @DavidMGreen423
      @DavidMGreen423 4 года назад

      @@IamaPERSON ask the person who hit him with a car

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад

      @GOD GOD how? He’s dead?

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 4 года назад

      Mmmhmmmm 🤔🤔

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 года назад

      @@DavidMGreen423 dunno, do some exorcism stuff?

  • @Raxxer1993Q8
    @Raxxer1993Q8 4 года назад +40

    6:04 HAHAHA didn’t expect that. Nice editing for less than half a second in a RUclips video. This is why you deserve every subscriber (for your effort not just this edit)

  • @skullsarecute
    @skullsarecute 4 года назад +104

    I want to see you Bitlife as a loving soccer mom, Kevin style.

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 4 года назад +9

      So a loving soccer mom who kills people?

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 4 года назад +15

      @@mythicalgirl2005 The enemy team can't win if their dead just saying

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 4 года назад +2

      Andrei Poplauschi
      That’s what “Kevin style” implies

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 4 года назад +7

      @@mythicalgirl2005 kevin style has a multitude of meaning raging from a coplete feck up in which the kids are drug dealers who grew up without anyrhing to eat or the one above where kevin murders the enemy soccer team and declare his kids winners by elimination

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 11 месяцев назад +4

    some paleontologist in the distant future: *picks up jawbone*
    the ghost of the warden: put her back. she still has 7 billion years left in her sentence.

  • @lemurofthecentury1125
    @lemurofthecentury1125 3 года назад +13

    3:22
    Every Karen: “And I took that personally”

  • @lonelychip61
    @lonelychip61 4 года назад +98

    Kevin: "Welcome to the channel"
    Me: "That's a funny way of spelling and saying 'cult'"

  • @nessunoinporta5095
    @nessunoinporta5095 4 года назад +127

    Kevin Starts His Videos Saying "Hey There Friends" And He Kills All His Friends ,Oh Feck

    • @coill.
      @coill. 4 года назад +5

      He says that in the video

  • @ABWBackyardWrestling
    @ABWBackyardWrestling 4 года назад +29

    7:08 Ah yes, the "jackpoint".

  • @ryry4646
    @ryry4646 3 года назад +8

    6:25 now we know where the idea came from

  • @dakneegrow.
    @dakneegrow. 3 года назад +5

    hilarious that he's worried for new viewers about the squeaky mic or a rambling intro, then right after casually says so today we're going to be a serial killer lol

  • @mckenziecolson7461
    @mckenziecolson7461 4 года назад +46

    "Today we're going to be a serial killer"
    How is this different from literally every game you've ever played

  • @maddypoop_6465
    @maddypoop_6465 4 года назад +30

    Day 191 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him
    Day 131 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
    Day 52 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

    • @dystop2766
      @dystop2766 4 года назад +2

      I hope those are real numbers... if so I'm impressed by your organisation :P

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад

      @@dystop2766 they are, he has 200 comments on this channel

  • @Jason-hw4tf
    @Jason-hw4tf 4 года назад +17

    I love how every video he says " if this is your first video" but it must be working because his sub counts growing and to be honest I dont remember my first kevin video but if I'm sure it was just as high quality because i showed my dad and he watches Kevin daily

  • @nblaise21
    @nblaise21 3 года назад +9

    Kevin is actually moving to Spain now. This is the evidence we need. This video is a documentary.

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 3 года назад +8

    9:20 the random name it selected was the name of the girlfriend you murdered. what a c o i n c i d e n c e.

  • @magic8girl
    @magic8girl 4 года назад +17

    8:03 Kevin saying 'well shit' was the highlight of my day

  • @piginhumanform28
    @piginhumanform28 4 года назад +54

    no one:
    *Kevin: 319783154 years in prison*

  • @samr4831
    @samr4831 4 года назад +20

    I love how the game got him to kill at seven years old, he was really born a serial killer

  • @drewzoobulandes4184
    @drewzoobulandes4184 3 года назад +1

    This game is wild I did one where I was a serial killer too in Pakistan got 5 persons then tried to emigrate to "easy" countries illegally and got deported 3 times, managed to escape a year before being hanged then I tried doing the US and actually managed to stay there illegally, get a job for 138,000 a year and had triplets with a 30 year old millionaire died with 5 million on the bank.
    Also had a life where my character had stomach cancer since age 3 but lived 83 despite not being cured thank you for show casing the game Kevin.

  • @Los_BreadstickMartian
    @Los_BreadstickMartian 2 года назад +11

    9:30 that beats the world record jesus-

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky Год назад +1

      Omg he’s an world record holder

  • @user-zu9rn7ru9v
    @user-zu9rn7ru9v 4 года назад +46

    Kevin: I don't want friends!
    Kevin refers to us as friends
    *sweats profusely*

  • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
    @hiimcrazyfordrwho 4 года назад +44

    9:05 "My cockatoo, Dinner, clawed my throat. I lectured him."

    • @keatonbash2217
      @keatonbash2217 4 года назад +4

      He should have trained it to kill for the days he is busy escaping prison.

  • @elsalene1044
    @elsalene1044 4 года назад +248

    Day 14 of telling *_Ps1 Hagrid_* that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
    Also Kevin play Way of the samurai or I'll steal your kneecaps :)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +1

      Ooh, plot twist!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +1

      Ooooo

    • @elsalene1044
      @elsalene1044 4 года назад +2

      @@IamaPERSON It's been requested :)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад

      @@elsalene1044 I know, I meant the hagrid part

    • @elsalene1044
      @elsalene1044 4 года назад

      @@IamaPERSON that too friend :))

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 Год назад +3

    "Mr. Guilty", that shit backfired real quick 💀💀💀

  • @lotte2899
    @lotte2899 4 года назад +4

    319,783,154 years in jail... thats around 3 seconds for kevin

  • @notacaulkhead
    @notacaulkhead 4 года назад +127

    Dearest Kevin,
    It has, for many months, been my desire to watch you play a wonderful game by the name of “Sex With Stalin”.
    Play it within 24 hours or bad luck will befall you and everyone on Earth. The choice is yours Kevin, planetary destruction or the pleasure of playing a wonderful game by the name of “Sex With Stalin”. A masterpiece.
    Yours, truly, always, and forever,
    Vvishvvud

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +12

      He'll get demonitzed

    • @average_enjoyer
      @average_enjoyer 4 года назад +3

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @charlieweasley2534
      @charlieweasley2534 4 года назад +4

      The Mysterious Vvishvvud I thought you were trying to curse the people in the comments at first! XD Like one of those “read this and do the thing or you will die” things!

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 4 года назад +1

      Yes do it do it do it

    • @ddiamond1572
      @ddiamond1572 4 года назад

      @Subscribe to me or you get the PathOwOgen What is the PathOwOgen? I must know...

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 года назад +49

    So, basically every other game

  • @BP9000
    @BP9000 4 года назад +37

    "Alright, Let's try clubbing my mom again"
    Never change Kevin

  • @jarmoliebrand2005
    @jarmoliebrand2005 Год назад +1

    I love how he kills everyone with a stick that he found. I like to believe he used the same stick for years.

  • @grimsyflimsy
    @grimsyflimsy 3 года назад +4

    I find it really cute that he tried to go to Spain in this video and now he's actually moving there in real life

  • @xaviermaeda3005
    @xaviermaeda3005 4 года назад +14

    4:06 - "A blind man hit me with his cane and I called him a triple-chin"

  • @westallen2383
    @westallen2383 4 года назад +45

    "But i become a serial killer" tell us something we don't know

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +36

    "Bitlife but I do what I do in every video"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +4

      Bitlife, but I take life.

  • @sharonwells6813
    @sharonwells6813 2 года назад +5

    "5:02 he blocking the faking entrance like fak off"😭😂😭😂

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 3 года назад +2

    Good thing Super Not Guilty didn't have eternal life- that prison sentence woulda been a literal hell on earth until the sun went dark and life in our solar system ceased to exist

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 4 года назад +39

    Me: *reads the title* So, just another normal episode of The Sims 4... I mean, Bitlife.

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 года назад +39

    3 days later: Call me Kevin *arrested*

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 4 года назад

      1 day later: *escapes*

  • @rolfhenning8793
    @rolfhenning8793 4 года назад +121

    "Bitlife but I become a serial killer" the "but" wasnt really necessary Kevin...

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад +11

      Rolf Henning nor the BitLife

    • @solium3114
      @solium3114 4 года назад +3

      Please tell me you meant the bit wasn’t necessary, because then it would be “Life but I become a serial killer

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад +1

      No I mean just “I become a serial killer”

    • @solium3114
      @solium3114 4 года назад +2

      Nathan Tolladay not you

    • @rolfhenning8793
      @rolfhenning8793 4 года назад

      Yote thats great hahahaha

  • @veronicar5453
    @veronicar5453 4 года назад +7

    When they ask "are you Guilty?" you can say "I am Not Guilty" without lying at least.

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 3 года назад +1

      Good plan except for the fact that no one will ever ask you that question in court

  • @jessicafernanda11
    @jessicafernanda11 2 года назад +4

    Love how kevin somehow manages to break even a text-based game

  • @flameguy8025
    @flameguy8025 4 года назад +16

    First name: Kevin you’re
    Last Name: Not guilty
    Unofficial middle name/nickname: Kevin
    Flawless

  • @GTAVictor9128
    @GTAVictor9128 4 года назад +29

    "Where's the legal system pretty soft on crime?"
    *Shivers in Norwegian*

    • @amalie7218
      @amalie7218 4 года назад

      Er du også norsk?😊🇧🇻

  • @RegularTrent
    @RegularTrent 4 года назад +17

    *reads description and sees he lost track of the kill count...*
    I'm James A. Janisse, and today we're looking at--

  • @volden4902
    @volden4902 4 года назад +10

    4:17 how the fuck, I don't need sleep I need answers

  • @hughwetzel1875
    @hughwetzel1875 3 года назад +4

    6:25 FORESHADOWING