Lady at a Comedy Show DOES NOT APPROVE of My Wife | Nimesh Patel, Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 10 май 2024
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Комментарии • 128

  • @egomaniac1209
    @egomaniac1209 20 дней назад +252

    The wizard, the witch and the audacity of this beach...

  • @davidortega3393
    @davidortega3393 20 дней назад +261

    Minority women be like “we prefer white men, and we prefer our men only date within their race”

    • @farzana6676
      @farzana6676 17 дней назад

      Man, but white women don't be doing anything around the house 😂😂😂
      They were not raised like Latina and Indian women to follow the mans lead.

    • @quiet7632
      @quiet7632 16 дней назад +12

      So fucking true.

    • @farzana6676
      @farzana6676 16 дней назад

      But white women don't be cooking and cleaning at home like Latinas and asians 😂

  • @jrmckim
    @jrmckim 20 дней назад +142

    I am a Japanese/German woman married to an Indian man I only knew my German side. My mom's husband was Scottish/Cherokee and I thought (we all thought) he was my dad. Took a DNA test and I am 49.9 Japanese. Kinda fishy she worked as a nurse with a Japanese doctor in 1987 and I was born in 1988. 😅
    Anyway, I have supported my husband through his bachelor's and he's almost done with his master's now. His family likes me and we get along great. His mom and I are close. We are both teachers and love to paint. I am lucky his parents are open minded and gave me a chance. My family accepted him with open arms too. Guess we are lucky to live in this time.

    • @retro-internet
      @retro-internet 20 дней назад +16

      you should make a youtube channel then. your kids going to have some wild ancestory

    • @GoPotato69
      @GoPotato69 20 дней назад +7

      german/japnese is def a rare combo, ur husband scored lmao

    • @sayantanmazumdar3
      @sayantanmazumdar3 20 дней назад +24

      @@GoPotato69 The Axis ancestry.

    • @hellachan8080
      @hellachan8080 19 дней назад +7

      ​@@sayantanmazumdar3 the strong axis energy.

    • @mogheanil
      @mogheanil 19 дней назад

      @@sayantanmazumdar3 the loser ancestry

  • @10sansari
    @10sansari 20 дней назад +57

    2:03 "¿QUE? POR FAVOR EXPLAIN" is so fucking good

  • @brandyb2931
    @brandyb2931 14 дней назад +16

    "How and why did you marry a white woman." Well, he was a bee, looking for the best and most sweet smelling flower to him, and he found it, and it was a white one. Some guys like different colored flowers, his was white.

  • @sunny051488
    @sunny051488 20 дней назад +62

    Conrad the conquistador 😂

  • @yarik12341
    @yarik12341 20 дней назад +84

    Does she hate herself? Lol

    • @chikukumar-tj1ml
      @chikukumar-tj1ml 20 дней назад +20

      Probably 😂😂

    • @Octez5494
      @Octez5494 20 дней назад +9

      ​@@chikukumar-tj1mlcan't blame her

    • @anmehta1
      @anmehta1 18 дней назад +1

      Yes haha

    • @zeusmultirotor8479
      @zeusmultirotor8479 18 часов назад

      Oh come on. We all hate ourselves it has nothing to do with race

  • @nicolettehelenepeerman861
    @nicolettehelenepeerman861 14 дней назад +9

    The guy in the audience that said "I need a lesson" near the start dead ass sounded like akash 😂

  • @RayoAtra
    @RayoAtra 20 дней назад +45

    Pinot Gringio

  • @dreammaker9642
    @dreammaker9642 17 дней назад +5

    She got him straight off the ship 😂 idk if that was the adventure or promised land they promised but good hand

  • @earthling_parth
    @earthling_parth 20 дней назад +16

    Por que Barbara??!!

  • @kamaltrivedi17
    @kamaltrivedi17 17 дней назад +10

    Hi Nimesh. Jokes aside I really like the story of how you met your wife and I totally agree with you. No way are you a self hating Indian. F people who think that.

  • @bababillenial7861
    @bababillenial7861 20 дней назад +7

    1:05 - 1:08 bang on dialogue delivery that made me laugh hilariously! 😂😂

  • @usmaankhan47
    @usmaankhan47 19 дней назад +13

    I honestly never comment on any video like in a million videos I don’t think I have ever praised someone lol
    and have watched thousands of comedians I don’t think anyone comes close to you and how funny you are naturally

    • @farzana6676
      @farzana6676 17 дней назад +1

      🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

  • @udayshah7205
    @udayshah7205 20 дней назад +6

    Completely valid reason 😅

  • @AdityaPal_sciencepal
    @AdityaPal_sciencepal 14 дней назад +2

    1:36 - amazing how he came up with that on the spot

  • @VNavale
    @VNavale 9 дней назад +4

    She thinks it's fine for a Latino to date a white person, but for an Indian to have a white wife? Oh No, How did that happen?

  • @cloud9000
    @cloud9000 20 дней назад +5

    Still waiting for the explanation 😂

  • @shs4503
    @shs4503 4 дня назад +1

    He handled it very well 😂😂

  • @gammashoo
    @gammashoo 20 дней назад +3

    Welcome to Miami 😂

  • @ianweniger6620
    @ianweniger6620 20 дней назад +3

    Careful bruv, the accent

  • @longsonkrano
    @longsonkrano 19 дней назад +8

    She is drunk I think

  • @80m2m8
    @80m2m8 20 дней назад +9

    Nimesh the goat love to chat bro you need a show in Toronto large Hindi community here waiting for you
    lemme help make it happen brother shoot me a reply

    • @quiet7632
      @quiet7632 16 дней назад +1

      Hi, this is Nimesh, please help me make it happen, random person. I just accidentally end up doing shows across the country, it's not planned at all.

    • @wingtipzzz
      @wingtipzzz 16 дней назад

      Guelph first

  • @gittygittygoo1012
    @gittygittygoo1012 20 дней назад +3

    goat

  • @quiet7632
    @quiet7632 16 дней назад +3

    Barbara out of pocket.

  • @helgamuller187
    @helgamuller187 13 дней назад +1

    Bravo!!

  • @user-ro5rl5et5i
    @user-ro5rl5et5i 4 дня назад +1

    Between NYC& Boston- ya' got connectucut. Everybody's an immigrant here if you go back far enough. Really though; ct is about as diverse as it gets in populated area's.

  • @durandas6661
    @durandas6661 16 дней назад +2

    She was honest i respect that

    • @kamaltrivedi17
      @kamaltrivedi17 11 дней назад +1

      Yep and drunk

    • @xpsxps1339
      @xpsxps1339 11 дней назад

      You mean stupid and therefore "honest" since she doesn't understand what tact is.
      First, it's none of her business who Nimesh married and why, which is especially "picante" when she herself is Latina with a gringo, read white guy.
      So, she "has the right" to be with a white man, but Nimesh "doesn't have the right" to be married to a white woman... The "logic" of the "lady" is amazing, probably directly proportional to the number of drinks she had before coming to Nimesh's show.

  • @DeepblueToff
    @DeepblueToff 20 дней назад +7

    What does he mean that a minority having a white spouse is hating yourself? Could someone explain!

    • @nealmaha7889
      @nealmaha7889 20 дней назад +1

      He explained it, it’s a common diatribe in the mixed race unions.. you marry what you’re not, so must hate yourself. Simple to follow really. Btw I’m brown and my wife is white😅

    • @homijbhabha8860
      @homijbhabha8860 19 дней назад

      minority women (especially Asian women) marry or want to marry white guys over their own race(it's basically a fetish. You have heard east and south east asian women frequently say I don't hate Asian guys cause they look like my brother. But when minority men date white girls minority women accuse them of self hate for not dating a women of their own race. But the main reason is jealousy most minority women are quite jealous of white women.

    • @kennydoorye2586
      @kennydoorye2586 18 дней назад

      She’s insecure and jealous. Woman can do but men can’t because it’s different 🤷🏾‍♂️ go figure

    • @OnyoMeji
      @OnyoMeji 18 дней назад

      @DeepblueToff.... if you are legitmately asking: He is referring to the inferiority complex that some non-white minorities have because they have a white partner.
      Usually these ignorant non-white individuals with white partners tend to think of themselves as being upgraded because their perspective is from a place of insecurity, combined with their inferiority complex.
      They then condemn their own kind directly/indirectly...whereby they always find fault in their own kind regardless of the situation...hence the hate for themselves.
      This is not always true of non-white folks with white partners, but a small minority of these kind of people exist. However because some non-white groups don't like to see their kind with white folks, they just assume the "self-hating" stereotype.
      Hope this helps.

    • @fzz6716
      @fzz6716 17 дней назад +5

      Probably the statistics of east Asian women dating white men. They say their country men are brothers 😂.

  • @jasonahlstrand1118
    @jasonahlstrand1118 20 дней назад +8

    Seems like it's either a.) work or b.) online dating for meeting your partner these days.

    • @chikukumar-tj1ml
      @chikukumar-tj1ml 20 дней назад +1

      Precisely

    • @wadalzain5
      @wadalzain5 19 дней назад +1

      Whatever happened to malls, coffee shops, airports, hospitals, libraries and every place where humans interact, oh that's the hard part for most people, interact.

    • @mmn7209
      @mmn7209 15 дней назад

      ​@@wadalzain5do you want to be called a creep or get a harresment charges because you were not very smooth of good looking

  • @azhaz578
    @azhaz578 16 дней назад +6

    LOL the immigrant self hate is real.

  • @lauralvw8445
    @lauralvw8445 14 дней назад +1

    Isn't Conrad a black name...

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease Час назад

      Nope. There aren't ten black Conrads on the planet. Leroy, yes. Conrad, uh no.

  • @e.o.s.4768
    @e.o.s.4768 День назад

    Not saying this is the case for individual couples, but minorities can often "see" white partners as hypergamic

  • @woodyjonz
    @woodyjonz 5 дней назад +3

    Im sorry that you have to deal with this racism publicly on stage at your job which is already hard. Crazy. I know its part of your job but it still shocks me in this day and age.

    • @OublietteTight
      @OublietteTight 3 дня назад +1

      He thrives on these interactions! He made a career out of it. 😊

  • @thekingofsmooth
    @thekingofsmooth 20 дней назад +1

    Here at 146 views

  • @_chapternumberone_8782
    @_chapternumberone_8782 13 дней назад +3

    I will never understand why indians call themselves minority. We‘re literally the most populated country on earth

    • @kamaltrivedi17
      @kamaltrivedi17 11 дней назад +2

      Hahaha I never of that !

    • @varun2250
      @varun2250 3 дня назад

      So you just removed the concept of nation state and borders from the world?

  • @temporaryusername2075
    @temporaryusername2075 20 дней назад +11

    Bhai, thoda more frequently upload kia karo. Trash, old or whatever.

    • @ashwinpawar5325
      @ashwinpawar5325 20 дней назад +10

      He doesn't understand hindi dude

    • @NirmalveerSingh
      @NirmalveerSingh 20 дней назад +1

      it is trash and old

    • @raina2341
      @raina2341 14 дней назад

      maybe he does who the fuck knows​ @@ashwinpawar5325

  • @doopdapps1088
    @doopdapps1088 10 дней назад

    All races should date & marry their own race

    • @carolynthornton1617
      @carolynthornton1617 8 дней назад +3

      Why?

    • @doopdapps1088
      @doopdapps1088 8 дней назад

      @@carolynthornton1617 cause if the Europeans stayed in Europe and didn't kill off native people wherever they set foot on "Maybe *there might be no such thing as racism?... Just my 2 cents really!!

    • @varun2250
      @varun2250 3 дня назад

      ​@@ITZ_ONLY_YOUR_HIMANSHUYou can say your opinions as an individual, that's completely fine. Don't drag my country's flag into this

    • @ITZ_ONLY_YOUR_HIMANSHU
      @ITZ_ONLY_YOUR_HIMANSHU 3 дня назад

      @@varun2250 sorry bhai I edited my opinion

  • @dixoncider4569
    @dixoncider4569 20 дней назад +4

    He loves to say his wife is white

  • @sonamagrawal12
    @sonamagrawal12 16 дней назад +5

    Women was unfazed. She owned this. Herself married out of her race and questioned the man like a boss. A true woman 😂

    • @quiet7632
      @quiet7632 16 дней назад +15

      Lol, what? That lady a hypocritical hater.

    • @srikantpadma3573
      @srikantpadma3573 15 дней назад +3

      What nonsense?

    • @srizangupta1957
      @srizangupta1957 14 дней назад

      Yeah..a femcel. Thinks she owns man.

    • @varun2250
      @varun2250 3 дня назад

      ​@@quiet7632And the OP was sarcastic.
      Didn't you understand when he said "a true woman"