Yeah. Been there. Dude says " bet i can tell you where you got your boots". I say bet i can tell you where one is gonna be if you don't get the fuk away from me.
When I was young are you used to hustle in San Francisco for money we had things like the street sheet where you can sell them for a dollar and homeless get 50 a day but my thing was telling jokes my line was if I tell you a joke and I don't make you laugh I give you a dollar but if I do make you laugh three things you give me self-respect of working man not an animal begging a dollar and a chance to see a lovely woman laugh and I try to put on a Scottish accent when I'm doing it my best one was is beautiful English lady standing outside of a bar and I told her my line and she said go on love tell us a joke at halfway through her boyfriend comes out this Arabic guy what's going on and she said if he tells me it's okay can I laugh I'll give him a dollar and he says okay tell a joke and then when I told the joke they busted out laughing and he said have a nice day and start walking away and I told wait a minute you don't have no honor you said that if you left you give me a dollar and he said stay right here and he came out with 2 20s and he gave me a $20 bill and told me I was so funny I should be on internet I told him I was homeless any shook his head and his girlfriend said honey he's homeless and he goes oh you homeless here's another 20 it was funny because there was a homeless guy sitting there trying to ask for Change and he said he'd been out there 3 hours and got 5 bucks but it was hard man it wasn't easy work cuz you get stiffed a lot
I'm glad I went to NO, won't be going back. It's too hedonistic and not family friendly at all. People getting drunk and high everywhere bums laying in the middle of the street getting high.
Dude, the hat hustle is the only one I ever gave into, just because the guy had a smoothie delivery, and I wanted the hat anyway. Yes I paid double for it, but in the long run, I don’t care. But that’s the last one getting me.
Yeah. Been there. Dude says " bet i can tell you where you got your boots". I say bet i can tell you where one is gonna be if you don't get the fuk away from me.
Getting mugged.
just take the beads off and give them back.
Left out the silent hustle - the pickpocket!
not to many pickpockets but they will rob ya ass if you get off bourbon street
The hustling hats got me this fall😢
People can say no and give the item back and walk off. The only hustle is people not using their common sense.
I got hustled with the shoes trick.
Never got hustled
Bet you I can tell you where you got your shoes at…
When I was young are you used to hustle in San Francisco for money we had things like the street sheet where you can sell them for a dollar and homeless get 50 a day but my thing was telling jokes my line was if I tell you a joke and I don't make you laugh I give you a dollar but if I do make you laugh three things you give me self-respect of working man not an animal begging a dollar and a chance to see a lovely woman laugh and I try to put on a Scottish accent when I'm doing it my best one was is beautiful English lady standing outside of a bar and I told her my line and she said go on love tell us a joke at halfway through her boyfriend comes out this Arabic guy what's going on and she said if he tells me it's okay can I laugh I'll give him a dollar and he says okay tell a joke and then when I told the joke they busted out laughing and he said have a nice day and start walking away and I told wait a minute you don't have no honor you said that if you left you give me a dollar and he said stay right here and he came out with 2 20s and he gave me a $20 bill and told me I was so funny I should be on internet I told him I was homeless any shook his head and his girlfriend said honey he's homeless and he goes oh you homeless here's another 20 it was funny because there was a homeless guy sitting there trying to ask for Change and he said he'd been out there 3 hours and got 5 bucks but it was hard man it wasn't easy work cuz you get stiffed a lot
The Hare Krishnas hustlin' hats... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm glad I went to NO, won't be going back. It's too hedonistic and not family friendly at all. People getting drunk and high everywhere bums laying in the middle of the street getting high.
Dude, the hat hustle is the only one I ever gave into, just because the guy had a smoothie delivery, and I wanted the hat anyway. Yes I paid double for it, but in the long run, I don’t care. But that’s the last one getting me.