🔥Motorcycle Hipster ROAST by Shadetree Surgeon 🔥
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My roast video on Twing Things "Born Rebel" Custom Honda Rebel cmx500 promo video. Ol Ivan Drago McMuscle Arms lays it on pretty thick in this one and I definitely have my fun and make my jokes. But I'll say this, the guy has a passion for motorcycles and making video, that's not a bad thing! There's nothing wrong with cracking a few jokes but after you have your laugh go show the guy some love, shadetree army style! Keep it weird y'all #shadetreearmy
I’ve been a hipster for a decade now and I love my custom cafe racer and joined a crew a few years back and I can confirm we’re all very gay.
LOL! Ok... I laughed pretty hard
😂😂😂
Some of us are just bi curious
It’s not gay until you push back.
This, this made me laugh so hard and I was farting on the couch. At least my wife got up in disgust and made me lunch. Hahahaha hilarious
Dude, do a satire version 😂Find a warehouse, wear one of Triumph girls shirts etc
Check out Mutt Motorcycle from Birmingham U.K.there the hipster motorcycles kings riding 125s😂
Pretty sure the web would 'splode..
Yes, do it, the kitchier and sillier the better.
Also make sure you're riding a Honda Grom
I was scrolling down to make this same comment!
That exploding rant to the cashier boy sounded strangely specific.....
I know, weird right? 😂
shadetree surgeon I guess the only question now is, Doherty or McGowan? (You don’t seem like a reboot type guy, so I won’t even ask)
It came from a deep place!
Laughed my ass off. Yes it did seem like it came from a dark place.
4:14 lost it at the Footloose part 😂
Uh this vid was made about u..mr "I ride my LR S so hard"u mightve been hard on the suspension.but throttle?...no
I don't care for people bashing other people or cringy content, but the way you do it is pure class my man.
Thanks man! I definitely want to make my jokes and have my fun... but I also don’t hate the guy. He obviously puts a lot of effort into his bike builds and his videos, they’re high quality. I feel like I can appreciate his hard work and crack a couple jokes at the same time lol
I was wondering if you were ever gonna make this video. I put the link to it on a comment months ago, and your response of "they have sinned and must suffer" was gold. Glad to see you delivering the pain.
Yes!! You were the person who told me about it first!!
@@shadetreesurgeon going in dry I APPROVE I hate the uk hipster biker crowd so much suck. Embrace the fact we are playing at badass thats what I say.
That shit was hilarious. And Masters of the universe in the background!? WHAAAAAT!?!
Can’t wait for a new one!
@@shadetreesurgeon wait..... what!?.. they're making another HEMAN movie!? .....🤯.... will it have anything to do with HEMAN this time!? Well I now know how I'll be spending MY Sunday. Researching this heman flick. They getting Beiber to beef up?
@@shadetreesurgeon I have the power!
Drago and He-Man in the same video. Dolph Lundgren should be proud
Top quality Shadetree at his best! Loved that (and agreed with all you said!)....
Honda rebel? Whats he rebeling against style and performance
Him: "Whaddaya got?" >:^(
He is rebeling against owning a good bike.
All modern bikes are EPA pieces of garbage
I was thinking the nail/screw thing from the beginning, glad you brought it up. Also why a white wall only on the back; if you're going to white walls do them on both ends of the bike
Budget cutbacks.
Was thinking the same thing. Why only one white wall?
It's that left ear right, right ear wrong thing. You know, he's the type of guy that chews bubble gum with his butt-hole? Shit, I'm going to have to wash the cringe off after this nightmare. If this was co-sponsored by Honda, I'll never buy another. Destroying a Petty song like that should get you thrown off a tall building!
Whitewall tyres are for homosexualists. Just one means 'undecided' - 'bi'
I thought the same thing about one white wall on a STOCK bike WTF!? Then it came to me... it is to give the appearance ... and the illusion that you were cool enough to get some parts from Ye Ole bike scrap yard and be manly enough to piece this bike together yourself.
LOL there are a couple of pionts in this vid where you literally get Disapproving Dad Face. That's class.
I’m getting a Honda Rebel next year...
...for my 15 year old daughter.
Shadetree, a true lyricists. Love the relative word flow my man.
The irony is that this guy wants to come off as the the "every man," yet is more articulate and intelligent than even the most educated among us. You're not fooling me. All joking aside, this content is awesomely refreshing and well done.
Spot on - but I still can´t help myself, I still love me a good cafe racer. My dream bike will always be a Honda GL1000 with the looks of a late 60s race bike. I could also deal with an 19th century industrial loft for a home. And I´m not even gay. I probably should seek counseling or buy a KTM or something.
I dig your style man
KTM's sick bud, get one.
I've had my yamaha vstar cruiser for 3yrs now. I'm still working on my mean mug face. I get on, all smiles... DAMN IT!!!
The Rebel looks good, to small for me thou, but if i was a little dude sweet!
It’s a good looking bike!
I am 6’0” and I fit on my Rebel 500 pretty well. It could use a plusher and taller seat, but it’s tolerable, lol.
I´m 185cm (6"1) and ride this moto everyday to work, do tours and really like it. In the Region, where I live we have small Roads so decided to take this over a vtx 1800 (On straight, wide roads and slight turns sometimes regretting). In my opinion it's a pretty good allrounder.
sorry for bad english, native german here.
Dude, that was flippin HILARIOUS!!! Made my day Josh. I ride my 450R Sumo & find hipsters & hit em with the ol' KillSwitch greeting. They get so animated when upset!!! LMAO!
Came here for Shadetree................ended up watching Masters of the Universe!
SAME!!! HAHAHAHA
"Seven screws in my tyres" I was thinking the same wouldn't get out of there without a puncture, made me chuckle after seeing double Dolf
Best line: "... gratuitous serving of CRRROOOTCH!"
Yup... best line.
I remember watching this a while back having every thought you said in this video plus some. Main one being, "When are they going to show the bike? I watched this to see the bike!"
Admittedly, when you do actually get to see the bike, I think it looks good.
Remain mystified how the protagonist got the Roland Sands Bell open faced helmet : he wasn’t wearing it when he left the freshly swept abandoned wearhouse!
Late reply but if you actually watched the video you would know, Shadetree cut that part out
Top-notch roastage as always sir...especially the valid concern about screws in tires. This is why I try to keep 'er on the asphalt!
Hey Josh... hand raised.. yeah... apologies.. on behalf on the UK. I'm with you on this. And that 6ft wide country lane to pull a wheelie.. probably the only place allowed to do that in the UK. He's a rebel, until teatime of course. Then it's milk and two sugars, and probably sleepy nap time after that.
I heard he had to replace BOTH fork seals after that!
I bet he drinks his babytea with a wee scoop of honey.
Lol
Lmao..."What is this footloose shit" now that was funny as hell.
Whats up with the one white wall tire?
I said it when you could not ride and started these " garage talk " vids, like these more than most of your "standard" vids !! Warped humor is good for a laugh at the end of the day!!
That was LEGITNESS!
there's a th on the end....Legitnesth.....;)
god you 2 are lame....all you wannabe soa goofs always quoting shit like an eleventeen year old... fucking hipsters skids on harleys.
Stumbled upon thou's channel recently and each video I've watched ( ok, only two, well maybe three ) have been Damn funny!! The next couple weeks at work are going to be non productive as I spend hours binge watching your library!
Don’t be jealous just because he is more of a pirate than you.
The world needs just a short of the percy the cashier rant... I've needed it a few times now for purely comedic reasons
20 hipsters disliked this video before it was cool
I know this is a few years old, but videos like this help me tolerate the biker gatekeepers that take themselves a little too seriously. Thanks man.
Pissed myself laughing! Can’t recommend enough lol
This was gold, Honda motorcycles are good but this Honda video was the cringeiest of cringe
Thanks man!
Master of the universe in the background!!! This video is perfection 😂😂
Still waiting for another live action He-Man movie too. Something true to the honest, down to Eternia cartoons designed to sell toys to kids rather than give Courtney Cox a springboard to fame...
...actually a He-Man movie featuring the Honda Rebel. Now there's some clever marketing.
I’d watch it!
@IndyHelis Dolph Lundgren
I remember watching a show that was spoofing on the 80's and they made fun of He-Man and how it was gay and I was like WHAAAAAT? Gay... I loved that cartoon, it can't be gay! Then they showed a clip of a barley clothed ripped guy with his blonde page boy hair cut (looking like Andy Dick in the scene in Old School giving BJ class) and his furry banana hammock that all accounts must show off his lower tanned butt cheeks. OH and his German S&M bondage harness, which I am taking liberty to call German because of the red iron cross. Yes, my childhood cartoon was not a little gay, but full on screaming rainbow float at the end of a gay pride parade super gay cartoon. That being said, I do laugh everytime I see anything He-man, and I do see the subtle hint that Josh added to this Vid!
It's coming...
almost as good as your my worst race ever video. That one was gold and I am sure you are a better rider after that race. You crack me up and say alot that is on point.
the intro got me thinking you should be a dungeon master with those story telling skills hahaha
Nothing says "REBEL" like one white wall tyre with 7 screw's
I was clearly distracted by the masters of the universe movie in the background and forgotten what the video is all about. 😂
Holy hell...have not seen that ad until now...complete cringe-fest! Love the ole He-Man in the background, while comparing our star to Ivan Dragov, hahahaha! All jokes aside, I do also like the looks of the new Rebel...but what a horrible ad. Honda needs to review their marketing strategy, lol.
It’s actually a video that he made personally, I’m pretty sure horns sponsored the build but the video is all twin thing.
@@shadetreesurgeon ahhhh....well don't I feel gullible! 😂😂😂
"If I road through there I would have seven screws in my tires." Baahaa true story!
Haha 7 screws in my tires.
FreeRider1959 my first thought as well!
IM FUCKING 💀💀💀. This was the funniest shit ever. Except you forgot to mention the steak is cooked to a burnt crisp. “Foot loose shit” hahahah 😂😂😂😂😂
I think the bike looks cool besides not having a white wall on the front. I would ride the shit out of that bike. The video is very cringy with over played themes, but who doesn't do that these days.
Yeah I liked it! He did a good job on the bike in my opinion
Dude I've been watching your vids for a while. Your honest opinion on on motorcycles and equipment are food for thought and your commentary is food for the soul. Laugh every time. Subbed today. Thanks man.
I was thinking how many nails did he get in his tires and then you said it. lol
Holy shit balls Shadetree, this is why I keep coming back to your channel. Keep up the great work my man!
I personally see most motorcycle advertising targeting new riders as old riders don't fall for it - I've been riding for 30 years and am happy with what I own because I know it, it takes a long time to really know a bike and it goes a long way toward keeping me safe on sometimes crazy roads.
Fantastic breakdown! Its a good reminder to not fall prey to the hipster machine (which I confess I have succumbed to myself a few times...dealer pressure... "this sparkly helmet matches your bike, you HAVE to have it!!!".
Bike is unusually clean for being in a warehouse on a dirt road, or maybe dust just clings to my bike🤔 Love the dolph lundgren-heman in the back ground!
I literally pissed through several changes of pajama's laughing at this video. ( Hey, it a long Thanksgiving weekend....fuck off!!) LOL
Watching your stuff for a while now... almost as long as this old avatar. This is freakin hilarious. Appreciate what you bring to the motorcycle community, respect for motorcyclist of all stripes. Keep it up.
I totally forgot Courtney Cox was in Master of the Universe, nice movie selection!
I can't stop laughing man!!!! Almost as good as the Bobber Video!!! I don't think that one will ever be topped however. The Bobber vid is a SET BENCHMARK!!!
Rocket3Guy The drag race inside the warehouse in the Triumph video was the icing on the cake
@@bgaffney05 I still can't stop watching that video!!! LOL!!! Sparkle's has seen things man....ROFL!!!!!
hahahaha, you had me at "bespoke vegan sustainable leather gardening gloves" so funny
Hey, at least they didn't show the guy throwing sparks with a grinder. And thanks for the tip, if clothesline and duct tape ever stops working for me I'll try that wine and filet thing.
My favorite part was the magic helmet. He leaves the warehouse all badass without a helmet, then suddenly he has one that appears to be a size too small when headed down the road.
just before you said footloose i was thinking what is this footloose love when you crush these kind of videos/commercials
I loved it. Wish I could of beat that up 1/2 as bad as you did!!!! Picking apart drama commercials is awesome .
Came for the motorcycles stayed for your linguistic skills haha. You're a master wordsmith sir!
Am I too old to figure Masters of the Universe movie in the backgroung?... Great vids, bro.
Yes! @4:15 is where it's at! Another great one Josh!
I laughed one time about when you said getting screws in the tire.
I'm in the bike trade . I can remember back in the 2000s when American chopper started , business exploded and the demographic changed . It was then about very pleasant but very boring middle management , lower middle class types with no imagination of their own pretending to be weekend warriors in brand new leathers . And now it's about lower middle class hipsters with no imagination of their own recreating the same bikes as everyone else . A million bikes with tan leather seats .
The commercial is almost a cliche' as an overweight, middle-aged, sleeveless, gator nation tee-shirt wearing a camo truck driver baseball hat covered in tattoos. Oh, wait !! that's the host of this channel...
Each to their own Shadetree, ripping another channel is as close to being back in high school as it gets!!! And that's from one of your supporters!!!
Your passion always picks me up HELL YEAH. gonnoreah hurricane lol. One hand washes the other. Awesome philosophy
You def can weave a pic with words! I actually guffawed at the "screws in the tires" part...sooo true! Good work, Mr Weirdo! Keep 'em coming!
LMAOooo! I have a 18 Honda Rebel, a sparkle princess red Biltwell Gringo S helmet And mirror red/yellow mirror sunglasses! I WISH I had that seat and bobbed rear fender! I can’t stop laughing... but I’m short so I don’t look stupid on it. Best first bike ever though 🤓🏍✔️ hipster and didn’t know it.
I really do not appreciate u pulling up that Apollo Creed scene. Noooooooooo! lmaoooo
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!! Who else is watching this in 2021
Once again Josh, hubby and I could not stop laughing...keep doing you dude, Shadetree Army all the way!!!!
ST, that part about the nails in the tires... It's the first thing that cross my mind as well as, holy shit could they load up any more limestone...
LOL! I said it out loud right before you did, "I'd be afraid of getting 7 screws in my tires."
It would have had a lovely sense of irony if he has been riding through a disused Triumph factory. Alas, it was not to be.
I've been riding bikes for over forty years been to many biker rallies you don't see many hipsters at those do ..as there's no mirror's or showers for them...keep up the good work shadetree.. very funny..
I laughed a lot😂 it was great. May not have been about the rebel but the gonorrhea hurricane was a nice touch
This is Shadetree at his best ! like ‘how to be a REAL biker” - that was a fantastic video, ive saved it to watch again, over and over... just brilliant ! 😄
Oh man. Frank Langella as Skeletor vs Dolf Lundgren as He-Man. I watched that at the drive-in when it came out.
I was pleasantly surprised to see the actor didn't have tattoos. That was one cliché Honda's advertising agency managed to avoid.
Just bought a second hand one. I can’t wait!
Hilarious with the Dolph Lundgren Honda commercial! Honda does make a great bike, but the commercials of today's bikes are pathetic at best. Still better than the 2018 Harley Davidson debut!
... whats with the disappearing blue hand towel? Ah Dolph, you are the master of the universe...
gonorrhea hurricane? Nah, but a syphilis tsunami? Possibly.... all jokes aside, I have to admit I wasn't quite fond of your content at first... however, I have grown to appreciate it after a while now. This video cracks me up man, keep up the good work
*deep voice*
Honda: Because motorcycling, is barely about motorcycles
Always satisfying to hear a Shadetree rant.
Formula for a Honda Rebel commercial:
1: Put a short, stacked, middle-aged woman on it. The kind of woman who takes a younger man home, has her way with him, and says, "If that's all you got, I've got other shit to do." Could she be African American?
2: Have said exquisite creature ADJUST the chain, because she's past jerking one.
3: Have her ride to the mailbox some 17 miles away to the tune of Rival Sons "Keep On Swinging"
4: Proceed to her place of employment: where she doffs the helmet, the jacket, keeps the jeans and boots, and reveals she's an engineer supervising road work in the middle of nowhere (I-70 in eastern Colorado should be suitably under construction in perpetuity.)
5: Ride home where she meets up with her two sons and two daughters riding other Honda products. A crotch rocket for the young and stupid boy, and a WR650R for the more mature, older son. A VTX 1800 for the young pixie daughter because she's retro that way, and a VTR 1200 Crosstour for the older girl because she likes to mock the unwary rube making cracks about the shaft drive.
Lmao the footloose reference
Thanks for the comedy brother...........gotta go put on my vans and smedium t shirt and go for a rip now. Ha !!!
That was some funny shit shadetree!! I had to stop the video 3x to lol. Thx for the laugh and the Honda commercial review
A cliche mocking a cliche. Irony never gets old.
Dude the “hell yeah?” Is the fucking funniest shit I’ve heard all week. Dude Shadetree thanks bro, shitty week but this video really picks it up! Keep it up bro🤘🏻⚡️🤘🏻
What? No fishtail on the exit turn...fuck! But you get a wheelie, unlike Honda to promote recklessness. Love these videos, keep’em coming.
Holy shit, this is peak Shadetree! I'm fucking dying over here.
Also Gonorrhea Hurricane is the new name for my band.
Fantastic. A little bit of wee came out. So funny!
Totally hilarious! Good stuff! First thing I thought when I saw the vid was “how many flat tires ??”
You've got this Easy Rider / Hank Williams JR thing going and I like it. Keep rocking !
Rocky clips...He-Man in the background...Drago references in the script...awesome!🤣🤣
You had me at five finger exploding heart technique 😆
Bro that bit about banning shmedium shirts and LA gear hair gel was fucking gold!