How to be an INSTAGRAM biker in 4 easy steps

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @Paddy.C
    @Paddy.C 6 лет назад +253

    "We're puttin' dozens of miles a year on our hogs.."
    Hahaha, I spat tea out of my nose at that point.
    Er, I meant to say coffee.
    Black coffee. Black as pitch. Strong black coffee. From a pot that's been brewing for 2 days. Topped up with Jack Daniels. In a chipped ceramic mug. With oily fingerprints on.
    And a picture of Satan.
    Definitely *not* Tetley tea, in a Red Dwarf mug.

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +19

      Good save... 😂😂😂

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 6 лет назад +2

      Sons of Patriarchy
      Yep, those beans might be able to survive a pussy ass, but they get ground to powder and drunk by badasses.
      I've seen a lot of lumberjack looking guys drinking it, and they must be real badass, to wear those pointy-toed shoes up in the mountains.
      I bet their feet are killing them by the end of their shift.

    • @jmyoung513
      @jmyoung513 6 лет назад +2

      Paddy .Cook NOOO! Their feet are shouting that they look fabulous! SHOUTING.

    • @zacharyfett2491
      @zacharyfett2491 6 лет назад +6

      Paddy .Cook Upvoted for Red Dwarf alone!

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 6 лет назад +2

      Zachary Fett
      Hey thanks!
      I actually met Craig Charles, purely by chance, a couple of months ago when we happened to be staying in the same hotel in Manchester.
      He's a really good guy, happy to have a chat and take pictures with people.

  • @dvsmike
    @dvsmike 6 лет назад +82

    You really missed your true calling as a professional wrestler, like seriously, promo skills and character development are off the hook!

  • @nocolon
    @nocolon 6 лет назад +132

    Move over man I’m trying to watch Biker Mice From Mars.

    • @antsquirly7654
      @antsquirly7654 6 лет назад +2

      I LOVED that show!

    • @Echs_One
      @Echs_One 6 лет назад +3

      HEEEELLLLLLLLL YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

    • @CelticRider84
      @CelticRider84 6 лет назад +6

      Glad I'm not the only one totally distracted by BMFM while Josh is talking. xD

    • @joellekarma
      @joellekarma 5 лет назад

      I know what ya mean trying to find the DVD set online.

    • @BackRoadStoneRevival
      @BackRoadStoneRevival 3 года назад

      I was Vinnie

  • @BlockheadMoto
    @BlockheadMoto 6 лет назад +120

    Do a kickflip!
    Edit: what’s really sad about this, is that so much of it’s true 😂

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +14

      Heh, I’m guilty of plenty of it as well! I’m laughing at me as much as everyone else 😂

    • @rustedweights
      @rustedweights 4 года назад

      Same here! All fun bud!!

  • @TheGhostRonin
    @TheGhostRonin 6 лет назад +3

    The sequel we need, but not the sequel we deserve
    I love this series

  • @adamhowe8499
    @adamhowe8499 6 лет назад +37

    Rape charges , HELL YEAH

  • @Vulcan_Tech
    @Vulcan_Tech 6 лет назад +16

    Never clicked on a video so fast. I loved the original "how to be a real biker video" this one is just as amazing.

  • @AdamSVT
    @AdamSVT 6 лет назад +38

    You sir, are a gifted man. This was absolutely hilarious. I think I’m going to change my whole feed around after seeing this. Thanks for keeping it weird always.

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +1

      Get sole devil shirts and a sweet neck tat and you’re ready to go man!

  •  6 лет назад +61

    Seriously guys? Are we really going to ignore the Biker Mice from Mars running in the background? 😜

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +3

      🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

    •  6 лет назад

      shadetree surgeon Senpai noticed me. 😄👍

    • @nicholasskific4795
      @nicholasskific4795 6 лет назад +3

      In order to be a REAL biker, you need to be a Biker Mouse from Mars

  • @MrMichaelConstantine
    @MrMichaelConstantine 6 лет назад +77

    I'm that one black friend, lol

  • @jeffersonmorris888
    @jeffersonmorris888 2 года назад +1

    I laughed for almost 15 minutes straight. Good work you are a true scholar and comedic genius. Kimberly doesn't have a chance now that you have shown me the way.

  • @henrylee2363
    @henrylee2363 4 года назад +1

    Made for fun but so true, This is a classic Shadetree you certainly have a way with words !

  • @Ryang-71
    @Ryang-71 3 года назад +2

    You guys are the best!! I started following you a couple months ago and just found this video. This was funny as hell. Like the owner of Bert's says. As long as you're riding it doesn't matter what it is. Just ride and have fun.

  • @crazyblaze713
    @crazyblaze713 6 лет назад +40

    This video is pure gold. Can you do "how to be a broke biker" next? I think can probably help with that list lol

    • @joellekarma
      @joellekarma 6 лет назад

      I feel ya man,Your not the only one.

    • @jonahcowans9073
      @jonahcowans9073 6 лет назад +1

      oh god... the truth.. it hurts so much.

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 4 года назад +6

    _". . . covered in unique tattoos to prove your individuality, just like everybody else is . . . . "_ 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @tetlow2
    @tetlow2 6 лет назад +4

    I love your passion homie. It's important to keep people grounded by having us all laugh at them. You're the man and one funny cat. Thanks for all you do.

  • @philrandsky9836
    @philrandsky9836 6 лет назад +30

    You could make a channel just on this character, for real

    • @cazgerald9471
      @cazgerald9471 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe his other videos are actually "the character" ;-P

    • @omarbernal2408
      @omarbernal2408 5 лет назад +1

      That would be awesome

  • @mcbain3949
    @mcbain3949 4 года назад +1

    Can you please do more of these Shadetree it really brightens up the day .

  • @karenfiedler1831
    @karenfiedler1831 2 года назад +1

    The motorcycle as a fashion accessory. And the worthlessness of social media. Pretty much hit all the points I have been ridiculing for years, plus some extras. Well done. J.P Sears of motorcycles.

  • @tedhalko4266
    @tedhalko4266 5 лет назад +10

    The feelings cylinder at the end had me dying😂

  • @mroaktree1162
    @mroaktree1162 6 лет назад +3

    I laughed so hard I cried, just like the last real biker video. Always excellent content, thanks dude!

  • @Justin-qv4kd
    @Justin-qv4kd 4 года назад +1

    I looked on Instagram using hashtag Harley Davidson and literally everything u said is true. The crossed arms, skateboards, tats, references to SOA, Harley wheelies. I laughed so fucking hard

  • @tonyp8229
    @tonyp8229 4 года назад +1

    Late discovering your channel. so late to this comment... There's coffee all over my keyboard over the "goFundme". haha You have great content Shadetree

  • @jeffy161
    @jeffy161 3 года назад +1

    The feelings cylinder was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

  • @philrandsky9836
    @philrandsky9836 6 лет назад +6

    Dude! I always really enjoy this character you do. Hope to see more of this stuff in different areas and topics.

  • @Popeye823
    @Popeye823 5 лет назад +1

    Classic! Great sense of humor and I especially loved the post script!

  • @BegoneJonah
    @BegoneJonah 6 лет назад +1

    Good presentation skills, comedic timing, a loud voice, clever editing, pro tips... comedy gold

  • @joshbeal7565
    @joshbeal7565 6 лет назад +4

    After following all our your steps I do in fact feel better about my self.... (in 1950s era 12 year old boys scout voice) THANKS SHADETREE SURGEON 😁👍

  • @BigSteve5467
    @BigSteve5467 6 лет назад +1

    DUDE! I'm gonna live by these 4 steps! Thanks again Shadetree Surgeon!

  • @chas106g.6
    @chas106g.6 6 лет назад +1

    I laughed the whole way through this video, and it is your videos like this that I share the most! Thanks!

  • @yangearthratlarry
    @yangearthratlarry 4 года назад +1

    THAT WAS GREAT, U COVERED IT ALL, INSTA GRAMER BIKERS WILL HAVE NO DOUTS, ABOUT WHAT TO DO !!!

  • @darioreidsr.7356
    @darioreidsr.7356 5 лет назад +1

    Brutha......you have my subscription!!! This is too dope!!!

  • @oregonoutback7779
    @oregonoutback7779 6 лет назад +2

    Mr. Shadetree Sturgeon, I want to thank you SO much for this enlightening video. I was totally headed down the wrong road with my Putt-Putt lifestyle. You have completely corrected my thinking and life path. Thank you so much ….. really.

  • @juangonzalez3034
    @juangonzalez3034 6 лет назад +3

    Dozens of miles a year. This shit is gold !

  • @SilverFox-fq7xi
    @SilverFox-fq7xi 5 лет назад +1

    You had a great video today, don’t get me wrong , but I just couldn’t help myself, and I went back to one of my personal favorites....especially at the end, the hurt feelings part🤗🤣 Hope you never take down some of these....great to come back to from time to time!

  • @pinebox4029
    @pinebox4029 4 года назад +2

    This never gets old 🤣

  • @BaggerBro
    @BaggerBro 4 года назад +1

    This deserves way more views!!!

  • @battleaxebob45
    @battleaxebob45 4 года назад +1

    I gave you a thumbs up for having Biker Mice From Mars going in the back.

  • @joshuac7956
    @joshuac7956 6 лет назад

    Good one Josh! Your originality keeps me entertained and coming back, you should have all the likes!!

  • @Mrfish2015
    @Mrfish2015 6 лет назад +1

    So glad you put this up , I have a street glide for SCMM and was worried what I was going to do , now I’m relaxed with the knowledge #englishrealbiker

  • @ThatneDude
    @ThatneDude 6 лет назад

    Shadetree this is why i fucking love your channel, you crack me up brother. keep coming out with awesome content

  • @MrCazic
    @MrCazic 4 года назад

    This has got to be the best video ever put on RUclips!

  • @juanbrito-nina2877
    @juanbrito-nina2877 6 лет назад +7

    Your best video yet! F#ckin rollin over here! HILARIOUS MANG!

  • @jcghost9014
    @jcghost9014 6 лет назад +2

    Another great video as always Shadetree, but the most amusing part for me was the ad for Harley that interrupted it and showed skate boarders, just after you got done telling us to accessorize with one on our sissy bar. Keep up the great work

  • @ChrisMcCrimmon
    @ChrisMcCrimmon 6 лет назад +1

    I have literally cried laughing at your videos... Nice work, because I feel that I live an "Outlaw Lifestyle": Playing with kids and feeding cats. Dad's bad ass... Please keep making these!

  • @wc3101
    @wc3101 3 года назад +1

    i really wish i had friends like Shadetree.
    tbh i wish i just had friends...

  • @cigar_goblin4849
    @cigar_goblin4849 6 лет назад +1

    So glad to get my doctor recommended dose of shadetree surgeon comedy and sarcasm.

  • @mrRhwalden
    @mrRhwalden 6 лет назад +32

    Thanks for all the tips; going to get a face tat, this afternoon...

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +1

      GO FORTH MY DISCIPLE

    • @Chase_N
      @Chase_N 6 лет назад +1

      Rookie! I've been takin' gram pics of my tatted sphincter since day one! Only a man can take a tatt gun right on the hemorrhoids! Now that's how you know that you're a real biker!

  • @Silverwinger82
    @Silverwinger82 6 лет назад

    Dude, you are a comedic genius! Each one of these videos is better than the last one. I was gonna ask how long it took, but you answered that in your reply to Downshift's comment.
    At least I don't have to worry about being a real Instagram biker, 'cause I don't do Instagram.
    Keep up the good work.

  • @bigblueglide8021
    @bigblueglide8021 6 лет назад

    Shade, too funny... I have been give crap to a newer You Tube biker channel to the point he band me for calling him out on the "Real Biker" "Real Outlaw" "Living by a code"crap and calling everyone RUBs that has two pennies to rub together. You always put a smile on my face you call out the silliness of the "Real Biker".
    Thanks for the advice....Another thing that put a smile on my face.

  • @Echs_One
    @Echs_One 6 лет назад +30

    I found it hard to watch the video because I was too busy looking at Biker Mice from Mars in the background. I still have a functioning VHS of the original pilot episode with me and was my original inspiration to want to ride. ............... Ummm, Fun video anyways.

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +2

      Dude that’s awesome! That was a big one form my childhood as well :)

    • @hardtailsuicidaljockey6827
      @hardtailsuicidaljockey6827 6 лет назад

      Echs One have to look that one up I never heard of it ?

    • @rjuhl2007
      @rjuhl2007 6 лет назад +2

      Glad I wasn't the only one trying to watch cartoons in the background.

    • @joellekarma
      @joellekarma 6 лет назад +1

      Same here. I loved that cartoon.

    • @scarboroughlifestyleGaming416
      @scarboroughlifestyleGaming416 6 лет назад +1

      Loved that fucking show as well as street sharks

  • @maikeli7
    @maikeli7 6 лет назад +13

    Bwaaaa-Hahahaha!!!!
    I needed my asthma spray for this one.
    HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whalley1390
    @whalley1390 6 лет назад

    Love shadetree surgeon's sarcasm, so pure! Lol and the Biker Mice From Mars playing in the background

  • @DaveGiudice
    @DaveGiudice 2 года назад

    This is officially my favorite video of all time.

  • @upchuckchops
    @upchuckchops 10 месяцев назад

    my man, you are about due for another one of these videos. rewatching six-ish years later

  • @aladdinjammal
    @aladdinjammal 6 лет назад

    can someone just explain to me the funny irony about the low rider s ? I'm French and I'm doing my best to understand but what is wrong with the low rider S ?

  • @EvilEye45s
    @EvilEye45s 6 лет назад +2

    You nailed it. This should be required viewing.

  • @theasylumwithmarkmiller575
    @theasylumwithmarkmiller575 6 лет назад

    One of your Best Yet..!!!Keep It Weird and Keep 'Um Coming...!!

  • @goldenscales
    @goldenscales 5 лет назад

    This episode is why I subbed, bro! Damn, but I needed that good laugh!

  • @LoneWolferGarage
    @LoneWolferGarage 6 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha yes! Now I finally have a business plan for my Instagram feed. Thank you Shadetree, you are a gem.

  • @Touringmidwest
    @Touringmidwest 6 лет назад

    I just had to watch this again because it cracks me up lol.. great tips brother 😜

  • @thedoty5729
    @thedoty5729 6 лет назад

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU... I have finally found a way to validate my biker lifestyle! Though I heard nothing about the bedazzled Affliction jeans that I love wearing to show off my true biker self.

  • @pythontherun8798
    @pythontherun8798 6 лет назад

    I honestly love your seriously tongue in cheek guide, even tho I do have a skateboard I bought purely because I liked it and have never ridden it. Maybe I should start strapping it to my sissy bar...

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +1

      It’ll help with the Instagram likes! Haha but seriously, do whatcha love man. I’m just makin jokes :)

  • @Madness71
    @Madness71 6 лет назад

    BEST SHADETREE VIDEO EVER! AUSTRALIA LOVES SHADETREE SURGEON! ROCK ON BRO!

  • @rashaaddyson5280
    @rashaaddyson5280 6 лет назад

    Omg, I was laughing my ass off the whole vid. Not only because I know some of those "real bikers" but I know that they would be so offended. And the P.S.A. at the end...classic. Keep up the great work. Sincerely, your "one black friend" lmfao

  • @mayhem.media.videos
    @mayhem.media.videos 5 лет назад

    Every single time you hit the hell yea my fuckin gut hurts from laughing so hard. Love this!

  • @Morningbikeride
    @Morningbikeride 6 лет назад

    So underappreciated, lot of work went into this.

  • @billcharlene1450
    @billcharlene1450 6 лет назад +1

    True poetry...
    I new right where that cylinder was going lol!

  • @DeepSouth13
    @DeepSouth13 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Josh the writing on this one was so fucking top shelf I almost couldn't keep up because I couldn't hear you over my guffaws..my stomach hurts bro.. I'm gonna have to watch this one a couple times.. GREAT JOB SIR!!!🤜🤛👏👏👏

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад

      Thanks man, I have such a good time making these :)

  • @ottoandgomez1033
    @ottoandgomez1033 6 лет назад

    You have outdone yourself with this..... I pissed myself laughing!

  • @Davethebluessinger
    @Davethebluessinger 5 лет назад

    Why the fuck haven't you got an Oscar?!!! Funniest most talented guy I've ever seen on the net!

  • @gallimead
    @gallimead 6 лет назад

    Jeez.. that PSA. My sides are sore. You got me. Want me to go past the finger, and go for some knuckle frosting??!. Bravo Josh...

  • @chadadams7829
    @chadadams7829 2 года назад

    Love this guy

  • @sdimeblazer01
    @sdimeblazer01 3 года назад +1

    I laughed hardest at your ending disclaimer haha

  • @alexartiga1218
    @alexartiga1218 6 лет назад

    Boiiii you're a damn fool 😭😂 " our hero jax teller" lmaoooooo or "when Kimberly and her friends finally follow you back" lmao!!!!!!! This whole video had me in tears. This was awesome. Good shit.

  • @JoeDirt1500
    @JoeDirt1500 6 лет назад +1

    One of my favorite cartoons from when I was a kid. Biker mice from mars, playing in the background

  • @vtx_bluestigma8391
    @vtx_bluestigma8391 3 года назад

    This video is gold. Hahaha Josh you’re the man

  • @hollowaysteve
    @hollowaysteve 6 лет назад

    Brilliance. I concur with your beautiful rant.

  • @rideitralph
    @rideitralph 4 года назад

    Rofl. Not the first video of your that I have seen. Love your content, keep it coming.

  • @wyattblackwood3927
    @wyattblackwood3927 3 года назад

    I know this is probably supposed to be satire but there's a lot of Truth in it, this is f****** hilarious !!

  • @billshortall3594
    @billshortall3594 4 года назад

    Keep them coming making me smile

  • @doodlosangelino
    @doodlosangelino 4 года назад

    I literally LOL'd more than a few times.... I like you shadetree

  • @alphatonic
    @alphatonic 6 лет назад

    Sweet, I already have the $6 tero devil shirt so I have a good head start. Thanks again shadetree!

  • @downshift83
    @downshift83 6 лет назад +32

    There’s NO way you took nothing less than a month to script this lol

    • @shadetreesurgeon
      @shadetreesurgeon  6 лет назад +21

      Haha written, filmed and edited in a very manic white monster fueled two days 😜😜😜

    • @TheHarleyross
      @TheHarleyross 6 лет назад +2

      shadetree surgeon "white monster" ;)

  • @garycb8592
    @garycb8592 3 года назад

    The hurt feelings part is perfect for 2021.

  • @PotentialAutist42069
    @PotentialAutist42069 5 лет назад +1

    I love watching him try not to laugh...

  • @newearthman
    @newearthman 5 лет назад

    @shadetree surgeon
    ... great video man, hysterical

  • @gize5321
    @gize5321 6 лет назад

    One of your best videos yet lol. Thank you for the time you put into this, I truly appreciated it. Now, what tattoo to choose, you gave too many options...

  • @SilverFox-fq7xi
    @SilverFox-fq7xi 6 лет назад

    That was soooooo good! Thanks Shadetree I needed that!🤣

  • @mooseon2482
    @mooseon2482 6 лет назад

    Watchin the surgeon.. getting a good laugh.. then the Goldwing commercial... just about spit my pizza on to the monitor... lol

  • @Elvirth24
    @Elvirth24 6 лет назад

    I literally got back from a bike rally like, an hour ago and I already have Instagram pictures up. I found this video hilarious.

  • @931-Rides
    @931-Rides 6 лет назад

    This is awesome, now I know where I've been messing up. I've got the sportster, but not the right tires. I really fucked up on the lifestyle gear, I thought a good helmet and jacket was all I needed, now I see the error of my ways. I've got tattoos, but none of the proper ones. Luckily I've got a credit card with a high limit, real IG biker here I come. Thanks Uncle Shadetree

  • @Dadmoves49
    @Dadmoves49 6 лет назад +1

    Best hell yeahs in the business!! Heeeeeelllllll yeeeeaaaaaaah!

  • @jamesmcgrath1952
    @jamesmcgrath1952 6 лет назад +7

    shadetree surgeon.......Bud, I'm starting to worry about you...Lol.

  • @itssanktime82
    @itssanktime82 6 лет назад +1

    I chugged my beer for every Pro Tip and HELL YEAH!!! 🤘🤘

  • @robertdetwieler1631
    @robertdetwieler1631 6 лет назад

    I have now officially spit hot scalding coffee out my nose from laughing so hard, OMG you are awesome Jeremy

  • @F13SC
    @F13SC 6 лет назад

    Holy crap just went I thought I was done laughing my ass off you hit me with the PS! hahahahahah one of your best

  • @twowheelsoneleg5672
    @twowheelsoneleg5672 6 лет назад

    You've outdone yourself Sir, fantastic

  • @pepschmier1974
    @pepschmier1974 6 лет назад

    the ending is the best!!!! fantastic!!!!

  • @slydale
    @slydale 3 года назад

    Lol what a trip! Felt like you called down the actual "wrasslin' spear-it" of Randy Savage on this one! Lol