"We're puttin' dozens of miles a year on our hogs.." Hahaha, I spat tea out of my nose at that point. Er, I meant to say coffee. Black coffee. Black as pitch. Strong black coffee. From a pot that's been brewing for 2 days. Topped up with Jack Daniels. In a chipped ceramic mug. With oily fingerprints on. And a picture of Satan. Definitely *not* Tetley tea, in a Red Dwarf mug.
Sons of Patriarchy Yep, those beans might be able to survive a pussy ass, but they get ground to powder and drunk by badasses. I've seen a lot of lumberjack looking guys drinking it, and they must be real badass, to wear those pointy-toed shoes up in the mountains. I bet their feet are killing them by the end of their shift.
Zachary Fett Hey thanks! I actually met Craig Charles, purely by chance, a couple of months ago when we happened to be staying in the same hotel in Manchester. He's a really good guy, happy to have a chat and take pictures with people.
You sir, are a gifted man. This was absolutely hilarious. I think I’m going to change my whole feed around after seeing this. Thanks for keeping it weird always.
I laughed for almost 15 minutes straight. Good work you are a true scholar and comedic genius. Kimberly doesn't have a chance now that you have shown me the way.
You guys are the best!! I started following you a couple months ago and just found this video. This was funny as hell. Like the owner of Bert's says. As long as you're riding it doesn't matter what it is. Just ride and have fun.
I love your passion homie. It's important to keep people grounded by having us all laugh at them. You're the man and one funny cat. Thanks for all you do.
The motorcycle as a fashion accessory. And the worthlessness of social media. Pretty much hit all the points I have been ridiculing for years, plus some extras. Well done. J.P Sears of motorcycles.
I looked on Instagram using hashtag Harley Davidson and literally everything u said is true. The crossed arms, skateboards, tats, references to SOA, Harley wheelies. I laughed so fucking hard
Late discovering your channel. so late to this comment... There's coffee all over my keyboard over the "goFundme". haha You have great content Shadetree
Mr. Shadetree Sturgeon, I want to thank you SO much for this enlightening video. I was totally headed down the wrong road with my Putt-Putt lifestyle. You have completely corrected my thinking and life path. Thank you so much ….. really.
You had a great video today, don’t get me wrong , but I just couldn’t help myself, and I went back to one of my personal favorites....especially at the end, the hurt feelings part🤗🤣 Hope you never take down some of these....great to come back to from time to time!
Another great video as always Shadetree, but the most amusing part for me was the ad for Harley that interrupted it and showed skate boarders, just after you got done telling us to accessorize with one on our sissy bar. Keep up the great work
I have literally cried laughing at your videos... Nice work, because I feel that I live an "Outlaw Lifestyle": Playing with kids and feeding cats. Dad's bad ass... Please keep making these!
Rookie! I've been takin' gram pics of my tatted sphincter since day one! Only a man can take a tatt gun right on the hemorrhoids! Now that's how you know that you're a real biker!
Dude, you are a comedic genius! Each one of these videos is better than the last one. I was gonna ask how long it took, but you answered that in your reply to Downshift's comment. At least I don't have to worry about being a real Instagram biker, 'cause I don't do Instagram. Keep up the good work.
Shade, too funny... I have been give crap to a newer You Tube biker channel to the point he band me for calling him out on the "Real Biker" "Real Outlaw" "Living by a code"crap and calling everyone RUBs that has two pennies to rub together. You always put a smile on my face you call out the silliness of the "Real Biker". Thanks for the advice....Another thing that put a smile on my face.
I found it hard to watch the video because I was too busy looking at Biker Mice from Mars in the background. I still have a functioning VHS of the original pilot episode with me and was my original inspiration to want to ride. ............... Ummm, Fun video anyways.
can someone just explain to me the funny irony about the low rider s ? I'm French and I'm doing my best to understand but what is wrong with the low rider S ?
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU... I have finally found a way to validate my biker lifestyle! Though I heard nothing about the bedazzled Affliction jeans that I love wearing to show off my true biker self.
I honestly love your seriously tongue in cheek guide, even tho I do have a skateboard I bought purely because I liked it and have never ridden it. Maybe I should start strapping it to my sissy bar...
Omg, I was laughing my ass off the whole vid. Not only because I know some of those "real bikers" but I know that they would be so offended. And the P.S.A. at the end...classic. Keep up the great work. Sincerely, your "one black friend" lmfao
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Josh the writing on this one was so fucking top shelf I almost couldn't keep up because I couldn't hear you over my guffaws..my stomach hurts bro.. I'm gonna have to watch this one a couple times.. GREAT JOB SIR!!!🤜🤛👏👏👏
Boiiii you're a damn fool 😭😂 " our hero jax teller" lmaoooooo or "when Kimberly and her friends finally follow you back" lmao!!!!!!! This whole video had me in tears. This was awesome. Good shit.
One of your best videos yet lol. Thank you for the time you put into this, I truly appreciated it. Now, what tattoo to choose, you gave too many options...
This is awesome, now I know where I've been messing up. I've got the sportster, but not the right tires. I really fucked up on the lifestyle gear, I thought a good helmet and jacket was all I needed, now I see the error of my ways. I've got tattoos, but none of the proper ones. Luckily I've got a credit card with a high limit, real IG biker here I come. Thanks Uncle Shadetree
"We're puttin' dozens of miles a year on our hogs.."
Hahaha, I spat tea out of my nose at that point.
Er, I meant to say coffee.
Black coffee. Black as pitch. Strong black coffee. From a pot that's been brewing for 2 days. Topped up with Jack Daniels. In a chipped ceramic mug. With oily fingerprints on.
And a picture of Satan.
Definitely *not* Tetley tea, in a Red Dwarf mug.
Good save... 😂😂😂
Sons of Patriarchy
Yep, those beans might be able to survive a pussy ass, but they get ground to powder and drunk by badasses.
I've seen a lot of lumberjack looking guys drinking it, and they must be real badass, to wear those pointy-toed shoes up in the mountains.
I bet their feet are killing them by the end of their shift.
Paddy .Cook NOOO! Their feet are shouting that they look fabulous! SHOUTING.
Paddy .Cook Upvoted for Red Dwarf alone!
Zachary Fett
Hey thanks!
I actually met Craig Charles, purely by chance, a couple of months ago when we happened to be staying in the same hotel in Manchester.
He's a really good guy, happy to have a chat and take pictures with people.
You really missed your true calling as a professional wrestler, like seriously, promo skills and character development are off the hook!
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
@@groovyvanpicker5511 ohhhh yeeaaah dig it
Move over man I’m trying to watch Biker Mice From Mars.
I LOVED that show!
HEEEELLLLLLLLL YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Glad I'm not the only one totally distracted by BMFM while Josh is talking. xD
I know what ya mean trying to find the DVD set online.
I was Vinnie
Do a kickflip!
Edit: what’s really sad about this, is that so much of it’s true 😂
Heh, I’m guilty of plenty of it as well! I’m laughing at me as much as everyone else 😂
Same here! All fun bud!!
The sequel we need, but not the sequel we deserve
I love this series
Rape charges , HELL YEAH
Never clicked on a video so fast. I loved the original "how to be a real biker video" this one is just as amazing.
You sir, are a gifted man. This was absolutely hilarious. I think I’m going to change my whole feed around after seeing this. Thanks for keeping it weird always.
Get sole devil shirts and a sweet neck tat and you’re ready to go man!
Seriously guys? Are we really going to ignore the Biker Mice from Mars running in the background? 😜
🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
shadetree surgeon Senpai noticed me. 😄👍
In order to be a REAL biker, you need to be a Biker Mouse from Mars
I'm that one black friend, lol
I don't have one yet, want to be my black friend?
Yes! haha
Landon Gall sure, why not man.
Me too, we got lots of rope in the back yard and a big oak tree.
Too bad your name isn't Token...
I laughed for almost 15 minutes straight. Good work you are a true scholar and comedic genius. Kimberly doesn't have a chance now that you have shown me the way.
Made for fun but so true, This is a classic Shadetree you certainly have a way with words !
You guys are the best!! I started following you a couple months ago and just found this video. This was funny as hell. Like the owner of Bert's says. As long as you're riding it doesn't matter what it is. Just ride and have fun.
This video is pure gold. Can you do "how to be a broke biker" next? I think can probably help with that list lol
I feel ya man,Your not the only one.
oh god... the truth.. it hurts so much.
_". . . covered in unique tattoos to prove your individuality, just like everybody else is . . . . "_ 🤣😆🤣😆
I love your passion homie. It's important to keep people grounded by having us all laugh at them. You're the man and one funny cat. Thanks for all you do.
You could make a channel just on this character, for real
Maybe his other videos are actually "the character" ;-P
That would be awesome
Can you please do more of these Shadetree it really brightens up the day .
The motorcycle as a fashion accessory. And the worthlessness of social media. Pretty much hit all the points I have been ridiculing for years, plus some extras. Well done. J.P Sears of motorcycles.
The feelings cylinder at the end had me dying😂
I laughed so hard I cried, just like the last real biker video. Always excellent content, thanks dude!
I looked on Instagram using hashtag Harley Davidson and literally everything u said is true. The crossed arms, skateboards, tats, references to SOA, Harley wheelies. I laughed so fucking hard
Late discovering your channel. so late to this comment... There's coffee all over my keyboard over the "goFundme". haha You have great content Shadetree
The feelings cylinder was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
Dude! I always really enjoy this character you do. Hope to see more of this stuff in different areas and topics.
Classic! Great sense of humor and I especially loved the post script!
Good presentation skills, comedic timing, a loud voice, clever editing, pro tips... comedy gold
After following all our your steps I do in fact feel better about my self.... (in 1950s era 12 year old boys scout voice) THANKS SHADETREE SURGEON 😁👍
DUDE! I'm gonna live by these 4 steps! Thanks again Shadetree Surgeon!
I laughed the whole way through this video, and it is your videos like this that I share the most! Thanks!
THAT WAS GREAT, U COVERED IT ALL, INSTA GRAMER BIKERS WILL HAVE NO DOUTS, ABOUT WHAT TO DO !!!
Brutha......you have my subscription!!! This is too dope!!!
Mr. Shadetree Sturgeon, I want to thank you SO much for this enlightening video. I was totally headed down the wrong road with my Putt-Putt lifestyle. You have completely corrected my thinking and life path. Thank you so much ….. really.
Dozens of miles a year. This shit is gold !
You had a great video today, don’t get me wrong , but I just couldn’t help myself, and I went back to one of my personal favorites....especially at the end, the hurt feelings part🤗🤣 Hope you never take down some of these....great to come back to from time to time!
This never gets old 🤣
This deserves way more views!!!
I gave you a thumbs up for having Biker Mice From Mars going in the back.
Good one Josh! Your originality keeps me entertained and coming back, you should have all the likes!!
So glad you put this up , I have a street glide for SCMM and was worried what I was going to do , now I’m relaxed with the knowledge #englishrealbiker
You’ll fit right in 😂
Shadetree this is why i fucking love your channel, you crack me up brother. keep coming out with awesome content
This has got to be the best video ever put on RUclips!
Your best video yet! F#ckin rollin over here! HILARIOUS MANG!
Thanks my man :)
Another great video as always Shadetree, but the most amusing part for me was the ad for Harley that interrupted it and showed skate boarders, just after you got done telling us to accessorize with one on our sissy bar. Keep up the great work
I have literally cried laughing at your videos... Nice work, because I feel that I live an "Outlaw Lifestyle": Playing with kids and feeding cats. Dad's bad ass... Please keep making these!
i really wish i had friends like Shadetree.
tbh i wish i just had friends...
So glad to get my doctor recommended dose of shadetree surgeon comedy and sarcasm.
Thanks for all the tips; going to get a face tat, this afternoon...
GO FORTH MY DISCIPLE
Rookie! I've been takin' gram pics of my tatted sphincter since day one! Only a man can take a tatt gun right on the hemorrhoids! Now that's how you know that you're a real biker!
Dude, you are a comedic genius! Each one of these videos is better than the last one. I was gonna ask how long it took, but you answered that in your reply to Downshift's comment.
At least I don't have to worry about being a real Instagram biker, 'cause I don't do Instagram.
Keep up the good work.
Shade, too funny... I have been give crap to a newer You Tube biker channel to the point he band me for calling him out on the "Real Biker" "Real Outlaw" "Living by a code"crap and calling everyone RUBs that has two pennies to rub together. You always put a smile on my face you call out the silliness of the "Real Biker".
Thanks for the advice....Another thing that put a smile on my face.
I found it hard to watch the video because I was too busy looking at Biker Mice from Mars in the background. I still have a functioning VHS of the original pilot episode with me and was my original inspiration to want to ride. ............... Ummm, Fun video anyways.
Dude that’s awesome! That was a big one form my childhood as well :)
Echs One have to look that one up I never heard of it ?
Glad I wasn't the only one trying to watch cartoons in the background.
Same here. I loved that cartoon.
Loved that fucking show as well as street sharks
Bwaaaa-Hahahaha!!!!
I needed my asthma spray for this one.
HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comment !!
Love shadetree surgeon's sarcasm, so pure! Lol and the Biker Mice From Mars playing in the background
This is officially my favorite video of all time.
my man, you are about due for another one of these videos. rewatching six-ish years later
can someone just explain to me the funny irony about the low rider s ? I'm French and I'm doing my best to understand but what is wrong with the low rider S ?
You nailed it. This should be required viewing.
One of your Best Yet..!!!Keep It Weird and Keep 'Um Coming...!!
This episode is why I subbed, bro! Damn, but I needed that good laugh!
Hahahaha yes! Now I finally have a business plan for my Instagram feed. Thank you Shadetree, you are a gem.
I just had to watch this again because it cracks me up lol.. great tips brother 😜
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU... I have finally found a way to validate my biker lifestyle! Though I heard nothing about the bedazzled Affliction jeans that I love wearing to show off my true biker self.
I honestly love your seriously tongue in cheek guide, even tho I do have a skateboard I bought purely because I liked it and have never ridden it. Maybe I should start strapping it to my sissy bar...
It’ll help with the Instagram likes! Haha but seriously, do whatcha love man. I’m just makin jokes :)
BEST SHADETREE VIDEO EVER! AUSTRALIA LOVES SHADETREE SURGEON! ROCK ON BRO!
❤️❤️❤️ thanks brother!
Omg, I was laughing my ass off the whole vid. Not only because I know some of those "real bikers" but I know that they would be so offended. And the P.S.A. at the end...classic. Keep up the great work. Sincerely, your "one black friend" lmfao
Every single time you hit the hell yea my fuckin gut hurts from laughing so hard. Love this!
So underappreciated, lot of work went into this.
That’s nice of you to say :)
True poetry...
I new right where that cylinder was going lol!
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Josh the writing on this one was so fucking top shelf I almost couldn't keep up because I couldn't hear you over my guffaws..my stomach hurts bro.. I'm gonna have to watch this one a couple times.. GREAT JOB SIR!!!🤜🤛👏👏👏
Thanks man, I have such a good time making these :)
You have outdone yourself with this..... I pissed myself laughing!
Why the fuck haven't you got an Oscar?!!! Funniest most talented guy I've ever seen on the net!
Jeez.. that PSA. My sides are sore. You got me. Want me to go past the finger, and go for some knuckle frosting??!. Bravo Josh...
Love this guy
I laughed hardest at your ending disclaimer haha
Boiiii you're a damn fool 😭😂 " our hero jax teller" lmaoooooo or "when Kimberly and her friends finally follow you back" lmao!!!!!!! This whole video had me in tears. This was awesome. Good shit.
One of my favorite cartoons from when I was a kid. Biker mice from mars, playing in the background
This video is gold. Hahaha Josh you’re the man
Brilliance. I concur with your beautiful rant.
Rofl. Not the first video of your that I have seen. Love your content, keep it coming.
I know this is probably supposed to be satire but there's a lot of Truth in it, this is f****** hilarious !!
Keep them coming making me smile
I literally LOL'd more than a few times.... I like you shadetree
Sweet, I already have the $6 tero devil shirt so I have a good head start. Thanks again shadetree!
There’s NO way you took nothing less than a month to script this lol
Haha written, filmed and edited in a very manic white monster fueled two days 😜😜😜
shadetree surgeon "white monster" ;)
The hurt feelings part is perfect for 2021.
I love watching him try not to laugh...
@shadetree surgeon
... great video man, hysterical
One of your best videos yet lol. Thank you for the time you put into this, I truly appreciated it. Now, what tattoo to choose, you gave too many options...
That was soooooo good! Thanks Shadetree I needed that!🤣
Watchin the surgeon.. getting a good laugh.. then the Goldwing commercial... just about spit my pizza on to the monitor... lol
I literally got back from a bike rally like, an hour ago and I already have Instagram pictures up. I found this video hilarious.
This is awesome, now I know where I've been messing up. I've got the sportster, but not the right tires. I really fucked up on the lifestyle gear, I thought a good helmet and jacket was all I needed, now I see the error of my ways. I've got tattoos, but none of the proper ones. Luckily I've got a credit card with a high limit, real IG biker here I come. Thanks Uncle Shadetree
Best hell yeahs in the business!! Heeeeeelllllll yeeeeaaaaaaah!
shadetree surgeon.......Bud, I'm starting to worry about you...Lol.
I chugged my beer for every Pro Tip and HELL YEAH!!! 🤘🤘
I have now officially spit hot scalding coffee out my nose from laughing so hard, OMG you are awesome Jeremy
Sorry man! 😂
Holy crap just went I thought I was done laughing my ass off you hit me with the PS! hahahahahah one of your best
You've outdone yourself Sir, fantastic
the ending is the best!!!! fantastic!!!!
Lol what a trip! Felt like you called down the actual "wrasslin' spear-it" of Randy Savage on this one! Lol