That one woman at Costco | CMTOWN ANIMATED
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From Cumtown Ep 147 with Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias and Adam Friedland
Outro music from • saul outro song
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Stav is fat enough to know there's an etiquette around being gluttonous in public where you can't just shovel samples into your mouth, you gotta do a lap every 1-2 you take to keep up appearances. Nick's autism doesn't register the need for that so that's how we end up with the situation where STAV is telling NICK taking advantage of unlimited free food is wrong lmao. Complete role reversal.
Ooh my autism made me do it uunnnhhhh my autism.
When you are fat you know how people are going to see you in a certain way so you must do the shameful stuff in secrecy.
gay
nice dude you nailed it
It’s a civil rights thing. The Costco Constitution says all members are created equal, but Stav knows the score. Nick just does not understand the plight of the fat man. I think he needs to go watch Shallow Hal and get some empathy.
You know all the other ladies at book club never heard the end of how rude the short man was to her at Costco
Lmao
fat people don't read books
Yea theres no book club, mostly her poor husband has to suffer it or friends on facebook.
People like that don't read, people at work at the pre-school heard it for 6-8 weeks.
Well, all the other guys at this podcast never heard the end of how rude the fat lady was to him at Costco, tbf…
the most defensive Nick got and its about his excessive consumption of free samples
if stav had told this story, nick would have mocked him for being fat. if adam had told this story, nick would have mocked him for being jewish and not wanting to pay for things. but nick got to his position through reason and research
Seems like everyone is touchy about their gargantuan consumption habits
@@barzontus A true man of culture.
Even though Nick's a close friend, I agree with Stav here, he is a d$#&head.
The samples are free and there actually is no limit at Costco. And also you don't work there so stfu.
Costco employee:"Sir, you're supposed to only have one or two."
Nick:"Yeah, sorry fellas. *lip smack followed by chewing * this is my first rodeo."
"Well's here to you, Mrs. Robinson.."
Nick just kept looking forward with his Thousand Island stare
Just shoving his fifth Taquito up his ass
it’s literally a policy they have unlimited. the employees know that. the customer was the one complaining
top tier comment
You got that woman's hair perfect. They all have that thinning wet hair pulled back into a knot at exactly the same point on the back of their head.
And the disgusting sweatpants
This exact woman was my waitress last night lol she sucked
You're so right, literally all of them. Like they all just gave up.
These women are the worst customers ever btw
The wetness is a combination of sweat and a copious amount of hair gel.
I just love Nick being an "am I being detained?!" guy, but only for unlimited free snacks.
So sad you didn't include Nick's gayest line.
"This is why im the only real socialist here. From each according to his ability... to each according to his need. I NEED free samples."
love you homie
It's a catered event.
The saggy disgusting ass 🤣 what a detail
It’s like a normal sized saggy ass that hangs at the end of a fridge-sized ass. Genuinely never saw that in the first 20 years of my life until I saw reality shows from America
The apple shaped female's diaper butt.
honestly perfect
the second little ass within the giant ass is fantastic
The flatso ass
Nick calling going to Costco a “catered event” is fatter than a lot of the shit Stav has said but I admire the dedication he put into defending it. Is this the part where I say that I’m gay idk I don’t go here
Yeah, but when it comes to complaing about food, non-fats do have an advantage. If the woman who tells you to stop eating is fat, that just adds another level of justification. Maybe Stav and that lady should worry about themselves.
But he's not fat
Yes, you do have to say that you're gay and that your dick is small
Your first rodeo?
you can say fat things without being fat, it’s a mindset n shit
You know you dun goofed when Stav’s telling you you’re eating too much
Food is sacred for stav
It's more about the courtesy
And Adam is criticizing you for being greedy 😂😂😂
Nick was right here tho
Stav wants them all to himself and can't stand seeing someone eat like him without weighing 669 kilograms.
"THIS IS SOCIETY"
Who knew Nick's Joker moment would be over Costco samples?
I think Nick was just looking at it from a pure "is this allowed" perspective, which it is, so he's right. But what Stav initially said is he's being an asshole by doing it, which is also right. You can be asshole while still following the rules. So in conclusion, I'm gay.
Everytime I walk into Costco with my girlfriend I always say
TWO WORDS
UNLIMITED SAMPLES
What’s his name?
@@harissafari1901unlimited samples
Whats his name again?
And his name was??
One of the most legendary gay bits perfectly animated
We're Costco guys. Of course we love being gay.
Wait til they find out what we're doing with those $1.50 hot dogs... 🌭
The lady only got mad because she was jealous that Nick did what she desperately wanted but was too afraid to do
Exactly 💯 and Stav is defending the lady because he has been in that exact same situation countless times but wishes he was in Nick's position every single time
Adam telling Nick not to be greedy and Stav telling him not to eat to much is some kind of joke I couldn't even write up
"Top 10 things Costco employees wish you wouldn't do:
1. Hang out by the samples kiosk"
🤣🤣🤣
It's literally the first thing in their list
What kind of dork is following these wishes? I don't work for costco smd
Yeah, don't hang out there; that is for sure wierd! But they didn't say anything about not eating as many samples as you want.
no it’s not lol there’s no list ITS POLICY for them to give customers unlimited samples
That's just them being antisocial dicks not wanting to have to interact with people while working despite working a job where you literally serve the public at large every day, like if you work at a grocery store stocking shelves or whatever else, you better be prepared to talk to customers, you're going to be asked to help them find things.
The most research Nick ever did on the show to justify housing free samples at Costco. Just the triumph in his voice, ‘UNLIMITED SAMPLES!’
"THE FUCKIN COSTCO WEBSITE"
MAMA BEAR
Well played Saul.
Damn, bruh. My mom wears a shirt like this and she rocks. 💀
Saul Cockman
As a black man I gotta say these animations are great
Hmmmm something ain’t adding up here
I just can’t put my finger on it
Fellow black man here and I agree brother cousin man.
I really appreciate all the black representation in this thread, as I am also a black man.
Greetings my fellow black men! Isnt it great to have differently colored palms?
Ah, my chocolate colored brethren. Greetings.
Saul's ability to artistically capture the insanity of cumtown clips getting better and better over time may be the only positive improvement we get in this world
"Trying to get a noise in" is exactly what those people are like
The most incredible part of this that Stav wasn’t immediately on Nick’s side.
I guess fat is thicker than water
Yea but it’s is less heavy
If you have to pay a membership fee to get into the door, then you're already paying for those "free" samples. Nick is right. Eat up!
Love that they forget the woman halfway through the bit to argue about how many samples you should be allowed to have.
Nick in the power stance pointing to the presentation screen fucking rules
3:48. The cell phone in the face is 🤌
I remember one time seeing a line for a Costco sample of plain bottled water. Couldn’t believe that shit
You get thirsty clearing whole trays of samples.
Idk I think I would like a water break being in a hot Costco on a Saturday with a thousand other shoppers, might be a water bottle at a music festival type situation.
lol their faces on the tortellinis
Samples are fun and games until you have to play Frogger against Vikram and his extended family eating a three course meal in the middle of Costco.
I love how these get more views than TAFS episodes
The greatest part about this bit is Stav talking about self control around food, and Adam not agreeing to eating unlimited free samples. Also, I’m gay.
It's amazing how Saul keeps the quality of his work consistently high.
Nick is truly the Diogenes of our day
2:11 killed me. No pun intended.
The fellas as arguing tortellinis was *chef’s kiss
I’m gay for tortellini stavvy
Hasnt had "that brand" of cheese filled tortellini, "yet" is a promise
This animation has a new energy I haven't seen in your previous videos. You're killing it! :)
I just realised how petty Nick is to remember such an insignificant interaction.
autistic* he is petty too tho.
Cumtown was 6 years of Nick complaining about petty interactions he's had in his life that the other party for sure had forgotten
@@tranvianoruega8756 I garauntee nick haunts that womans dreams.
@@SnuffleBlart she has so many small negative interactions to replace this one that I doubt she could even remember Nick's face.
He's true to his autistic heart by remembering every minor infraction that has molded or challenged his world view
"Honey what are we having for dinner?"
We're just gonna go to costco and eat all the free samples
I love how they turn on Nick
Nick going full Joker mode at the local Costco.
Top 10 bits. Thanks Saul
Unlimited samples = catered event
One time I went to Giant Eagle (Pittsburgh chain grocery store) and they put a whole pizza out for samples. Nobody was watching so I I ate the whole pizza.
Hell yeah
cant wait for them black guys to react to this
"Damn"
“That’s stupid”
Soon as they get a ride to McD’s Wi-Fi homie
Yo, whatup. Aight.
Reactors are parasitic organisms
"Inflation isn't happening. Now, go feed your family on free cocktail weenie samples."
Not only am I going to take my family out to eat at Costco, we’re going to say grace.
The comment about people having no control over their shitty lives turning them into assholes who like to yell at people who either can’t defend themselves at jobs or are doing ultimately unimportant things that only they care about fucking hits the nail. I work at Costco, these people have nothing else in their lives
I love that nick can’t accept the fact that he’s just an asshole
He just like us fr
These animations are hilarious...the way they draw the old lady flat but in black leggings...classic
The bug immediately saying "you're supposed to only have one" before the king of the ring even gets to that part of the story is such a predictable Adam thing to say. Not only is he is on the wrong side of the debate but he has to spoil the bit as soon as possible as well. I bet he wouldn't be saying only have one if costco served samples of dust
03:00 *SiLeNCe‼️*
saul and cumtown are really the best of two worlds coming together. Also the drawing of the ass on the woman is 1000% accurate.
Nick just opened my eyes
This killed my Dad used Costco samples as a lunch during the week, not every day but it was in the rotation. RIP Pop
I love how the Stav tortellini still had chubby cheeks 😂
Just wanted to say: I do not agree that customers need to limit the samples they eat. It's up to Costco to limit it. Thank you, that is all.
I once worked as the sample dude at a grocery store and we would get in trouble for giving away *too few* samples. If you scarf down 50 units you have made the employee's day.
Your animation style really elevated this bit. Nick's troglodyte appearance hunched over the free samples and gesticulating wildly at the news articles. The downtrodden, weathered, leathery face of the Costco employee. Mama June making a cameo. Stav as a fever dream Peanuts character. Truly transcendent.
Nick doing the research gets me every time.
Did Stav just argue FOR moderating food consumption against Nick?
I love the transparency of the only person who cares enough to complain about a Karen is a gremlin of similar social value.
One of my favorite Mullen tale immortalized for later watching with my gay chinese son. Thx saul!
This is really well done - the way Nick is defending his sample consumption and how saul illustrated the back and forth, so good 😂
Having worked (briefly) as a sample wench for Costco, yeah honestly they don't give a literal shit lol. More respect if you clear out that plate, I'm getting paid my side hustle alcohol money either way 👌
it's not you, it's the e talking
Nick really is the most successful gay homeless man
This is a catered event.
Stav with all these portioning rules that he holds himself to so consistently
The "busting inside" animation with the lady spread eagle made me lose my shit 😆
Most people don't know this, but the sample people aren't even Costco employees. They're actually a 3rd party company contracted to demo products sold. The big difference is they pay like garbage, have garbage hours, and their management treats them like trash. Whereas Costco treats their staff great, pays them great, and give them a real career.
So if you're shxtty to the sample people, it's really uncool. They don't get paid well enough to deal with crap like this, but they have no choice. That's why so many of them often look unhappy. Their employer doesn't even give them a free Costco membership as a courtesy.
I mean as a kid my fam would do that on Sundays while shopping at sams club we’d just walk around and eat free samples for free lunch while my parents shopped I always loved it tbh
Nick's hate for regular people just feels me with joy
That lady gets to go home early with a full day's pay if you eat all of her samples by 10:45AM.
Nick, a working class hero, understands this concept.
Stav arguing against unlimited food and Adam arguing against something that's free.
I love the American Dad where he keeps eating Costco/Sam's pizza bagels and then the lady's husband meets him in the parking lot and he's like "I hear you like to try things and not buy?" [grabs his neck] "I work my _ss off making those tiny bagels, one by one"
"YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA"
Little Man With a Snack In His Hand (Minutemen, 1983)
BABE WAKE UP! SAUL POSTED!
Possibly the best rant to ever exist.
Nicks 'tism is really showing here.
Now If it was stav telling this story nick would be giving him so much shit for it
1:30 hit the nail on the head with the pancake ass
Nick is the type of guy that’ll cause Costco to get rid of their “unlimited samples” policy
Nick is right.
Unlimited samples.
Man your animation is so good. I love these
It’s so fiendish when women try to manipulate their man into fighting a stranger
I’ve listened to this many times and this makes it even funnier
Nick just talked about "Zero confidence. Just be yourself and eat the thing"
And then within less than 5 he starts "unlimited samples" rant
Who is this man? Is he real? Does he exist?
Heartbreaking: Stav Just Made A Great Point
it's a catered shopping event is one of the funniest takes I've ever heard
those samples are going straight to landfill at the end of the week anyway
Amazing as always. The little Stavvy clan is so cute lol
underrated part is Nick’s bizarre strawman of “what the fuck is a nacho” to try to explain why it’s stupid to only take 1
The couple are an elderly Ian and Jordan.
I love when they became the tortellinis
this was the first CT bit I ever heard, without knowing what any of them looked like. I could tell Stav was the fat one, Adam was the whimpy J*w, and Nick was literally my best friend. also I'm gay
They call it a dick move, as if the worker giving out the samples isn’t just gonna pull out another bag once the tray is empty.