There's a new girl in Solitude...

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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  • @AvartiPlaysGames
    @AvartiPlaysGames 3 года назад +4975

    This needs its own lore video

  • @normietwiceremoved
    @normietwiceremoved 3 года назад +3715

    Iron Breast, or Battle Bosom?
    --
    You got stones in your ears? I asked what side you're on...

    • @necroLAN
      @necroLAN 3 года назад +245

      Psst , i know who you are ..... Hail Thiccsis.

    • @caleb688
      @caleb688 3 года назад +156

      Now I remember, you’re the new member of the “Companions.” So you, what… fetch the lube?

    • @AutobotTitan
      @AutobotTitan 3 года назад +62

      *whistle* That is one... BIG hammer.

    • @jacque3830
      @jacque3830 3 года назад +87

      "She summons the cu'um!"

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 года назад +47

      Blocked. blocked. blocked. Youre all blocked. None of you are free of sin

  • @Dragon359
    @Dragon359 3 года назад +3318

    The swing of her axe and the clap of her cheeks could be heard across all the land.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +10

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear dra

    • @necroLAN
      @necroLAN 3 года назад +82

      @@AxxLAfriku ok.

    • @TescoValueMemes369
      @TescoValueMemes369 3 года назад +82

      With a clap of her cheeks and a swing of her axe, she accidentally slew Paarthurnax.

    • @EliasDaler
      @EliasDaler 3 года назад +64

      Ughh... dragonborn, I'm trying to sneak past the guards, but I'm dummy thicc.

    • @theeagle4463
      @theeagle4463 3 года назад +50

      @@AxxLAfriku Goddamit man, you’re back at it again with your advertising? I almost went an entire blissful year without seeing one of your comments.

  • @valentine6162
    @valentine6162 3 года назад +2169

    It’s not a sorenova video unless you’re left completely and utterly confused

    • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
      @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 3 года назад +13

      But they're not that confusing.

    • @danitho
      @danitho 2 года назад +6

      @@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 please make it make sense then 🤣

  • @SnowflakeVee
    @SnowflakeVee 3 года назад +3178

    With this character's death the thread of the prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate or persist in this doomed world you have created.

    • @joeyberg5765
      @joeyberg5765 3 года назад +80

      I choose doom.
      I will inflict ever increasing magnitudes of madness upon this forgotten timeline, heaping atrocity upon hilarity through the stagnating ages until the cursed few that are left cannot reconcile the difference. I will reign supreme over the absurdist nightmare that lingers when everything of beauty and substance and meaning has long crumbled to dust. No gods, no laws, no order. Only a tangled gestalt of suffering and wild, unchecked hedonism, a stain on the backdrop of existence immemorial.

    • @monsieurdorgat6864
      @monsieurdorgat6864 3 года назад +1

      This world was already doomed XD

    • @gabbonoo
      @gabbonoo 3 года назад +10

      @@joeyberg5765 no gods or kings, only sloots.
      sloot
      /sluːt/
      Learn to pronounce
      noun
      plural noun: sloots
      SA
      - a deep gully eroded by rainfall.

    • @august4476
      @august4476 3 года назад +10

      @@gabbonoo It’s a terrible day for rain.

    • @diamondrocks2266
      @diamondrocks2266 3 года назад +3

      Morrowind

  • @TroopperFoFo
    @TroopperFoFo 3 года назад +1192

    This is what Sorenova looks like in real life.

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro 3 года назад +62

      YOU CANT JUST SAY STUFF LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNE-

    • @Davenzoid
      @Davenzoid 3 года назад +82

      Naw, they are a sentient bipedal lizard person working for a shadowy organization of assassins irl, stop spreading fake news, smh

    • @rosscross1483
      @rosscross1483 3 года назад +88

      @@Davenzoid While you were killing people with your massive badonkadonks in the streets of Solitude, I was desperately trying to buy poison form bookstores.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 года назад +29

      I hear Resident evil got the inspiration for the big goth vamp mommy from looking at a picture of Sorenova

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 3 года назад

      A giant ugly behemoth lmfao

  • @kerb7870
    @kerb7870 3 года назад +3615

    what I would give to peer into your mind as you craft these

  • @frostfrog6393
    @frostfrog6393 3 года назад +543

    Dibella Iron-Breast was killed by a stray arrow, an act of god, after killing nine soldiers and two kids

    • @yes.6892
      @yes.6892 3 года назад +8

      *snicker* arrow...

    • @danicar9654
      @danicar9654 3 года назад +4

      Right in the spine. Maybe she's paralyzed

    • @cailynaube
      @cailynaube 3 года назад +5

      This made me laugh SO fucking hard

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 3 года назад

      like number 420.
      I don't have anything else to say

  • @bonesparr0w
    @bonesparr0w 3 года назад +321

    SHE MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND IT'S NOT HER ANATOMY, IT'S THE PHYSICS

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 3 года назад +5

      There's not need to shout

    • @bonesparr0w
      @bonesparr0w 3 года назад +85

      @@boneor...7022 MY DISCOMFORT CANNOT BE POSSIBLY SHOWN WITHOUT YELLING I APOLOGIZE

    • @literatchair4610
      @literatchair4610 3 года назад +119

      @@bonesparr0w I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 3 года назад +28

      @@literatchair4610 “Good glad we straightened that out.”

    • @localegoist4079
      @localegoist4079 3 года назад +6

      she looks like a little nightmares monster

  • @jawar5673
    @jawar5673 3 года назад +740

    Four Sorenova videos in the same week? Impossible.

    • @mrfantasy9583
      @mrfantasy9583 3 года назад +37

      sorenova is no more
      it's Dibella Iron-Breast herself

    • @davidandrada4968
      @davidandrada4968 3 года назад +7

      This is getting out of hand

    • @mélunatique
      @mélunatique 3 года назад +3

      I was actively looking forward to seeing this comment.

    • @chipmo
      @chipmo 3 года назад +1

      The chosen one has returned

    • @jawar5673
      @jawar5673 3 года назад +2

      Guys we didn't reach 5. The thread of the prophecy is severed.

  • @necromancerboyo3394
    @necromancerboyo3394 3 года назад +186

    The energy radiating off of that guard in the beginning is so imposing...

    • @Skul1ManEXE
      @Skul1ManEXE 3 года назад +14

      W H A T S A Y Y O U I N Y O U R D E F E N S E

    • @necromancerboyo3394
      @necromancerboyo3394 3 года назад +6

      >(resist arrest) I'd rather di- *disintegrates*

  • @sheogorathdaedricprinceofm604
    @sheogorathdaedricprinceofm604 3 года назад +1484

    I did not create this I swear
    This is more mad than my entire realm

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 3 года назад +49

      I Belive you

    • @bertegue5162
      @bertegue5162 3 года назад +17

      Hi Anne Marie!

    • @LunarChicken
      @LunarChicken 3 года назад +40

      that is exactly what you would say after creating this

    • @konradasjokubaitis1765
      @konradasjokubaitis1765 3 года назад +10

      I don't know if you are lying or telling the truth sheogorath,you mad bastard.

    • @randot6675
      @randot6675 3 года назад

      A very believable comment, yes

  • @flatlo
    @flatlo 3 года назад +318

    That boy grew up far too soon, and far too fast.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 года назад +32

      He fucking died

    • @RealUlrichLeland
      @RealUlrichLeland 3 года назад +15

      suffocated from motorboat

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 3 года назад +10

      Spine shattered like a twig.

    • @just-nat
      @just-nat 3 года назад +8

      @@RealUlrichLeland god i wish that were me

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 3 года назад +57

    She looks like if they tried to redesign Bayonetta as a Bratz Doll but using only blowup doll parts.

  • @Esuerc
    @Esuerc 3 года назад +200

    Truly, Alduin quivers at the sight of Dibella Iron-Breast

    • @ashencardinal8568
      @ashencardinal8568 3 года назад +17

      Alduin? I only know Alduwiener.

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 3 года назад +8

      "Paarthunax is wack" -alduin 2011

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 3 года назад +569

    The new high queen...
    Who wants to form a second Stormcloak Rebellion?

    • @isaiahaguilera7710
      @isaiahaguilera7710 3 года назад +40

      The Iron Breast Rebellion...

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 3 года назад +43

      -Stormcloak- Simpcloak Rebellion.

    • @Real_Adam_Sandler
      @Real_Adam_Sandler 3 года назад +10

      Anti-Simp Empire I'll create

    • @annoyannoy
      @annoyannoy 3 года назад +4

      more like low queen because... very bottom heavy

    • @oliverwilhelm6171
      @oliverwilhelm6171 3 года назад +11

      The new Thigh Queen, you mean.

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db 3 года назад +493

    I swear those legs are getting bigger between jumpcuts

  • @michiganmajin7284
    @michiganmajin7284 3 года назад +53

    The day the Dragonborn razed your holding, was the most important day of your life. For her, it was Tirdas

  • @lillithb1661
    @lillithb1661 3 года назад +57

    “Sweet jesus, pooh, that’s not honey! You’re eating pure concentrated loverslab!”

  • @lovofofo
    @lovofofo 3 года назад +122

    Disappearing for two years and then dropping four videos in a week is like my dad coming home from the stores after all those years

  • @lukausedsteal1026
    @lukausedsteal1026 3 года назад +155

    can’t believe soranova’s on spring break

  • @mateusramosbon63
    @mateusramosbon63 3 года назад +44

    "This is what it does, it appeals to, like, the male fantasy"

  • @leocarioshiny
    @leocarioshiny 3 года назад +48

    "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tou-"
    **SOOPLECKS**

  • @tealdohrprotogen
    @tealdohrprotogen 3 года назад +8

    so thats the person i keep seeing in every mobile ad

  • @thezman9001
    @thezman9001 3 года назад +11

    im just imagining the guards boots dragging across the ground with loud metal scraping sounds when they come after you

  • @havel3364
    @havel3364 3 года назад +34

    We need the mods to make this character and the animations, this will need a entire playthrough from Shirley and an entire lore video from fudge muppet

    • @albertriley7721
      @albertriley7721 3 года назад +1

      U can make this character with the right mods rn bro

  • @Kinessmata-Akkadian
    @Kinessmata-Akkadian 3 года назад +13

    Manslayer: You've got a real BOUNCE to your chest!

  • @SylvanasYT
    @SylvanasYT 3 года назад +15

    The jiggles in this video fill the void in my heart, I am grateful.

  • @Radazuken
    @Radazuken 3 года назад +45

    Tbh I'd take a screenshot too at the end.

  • @SpectaKoo
    @SpectaKoo 3 года назад +17

    These are always so consistently bonkers. Absolutely magical

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro 3 года назад +2

      What are you doing here caiman

  • @ghastlyghandi4301
    @ghastlyghandi4301 3 года назад +22

    Sorenova: *doesn’t upload for five months*
    Also sorenova: *uploads five videos in the space of 2 days*

  • @Woodraft
    @Woodraft 3 года назад +28

    Ain’t seen this account in my subscriptions for a while

  • @Azumgi
    @Azumgi 3 года назад +36

    I don't know why but seing a kid breaking a neck made me laugh.

    • @enrikyzach3263
      @enrikyzach3263 3 года назад +25

      Anakin, is that u?

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 года назад

      Abby, is that u?

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 3 года назад +3

      @@enrikyzach3263
      This is where the fun begins.
      *”All the other kids, with their pumped up kicks, you better run better run, out run my gun...”*

    • @enrikyzach3263
      @enrikyzach3263 3 года назад +2

      @@nice3333333333 reads “my gun”:
      Obi Wan: so uncivilized

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 3 года назад

      Take that scene from rouge one where darth vader is cutting his way through rebels instead replace the rebels with younglings

  • @PogoMeraki
    @PogoMeraki 3 года назад +52

    Pure goddess energy.

  • @donutdo2you
    @donutdo2you 3 года назад +13

    I used to be a boy in solitude... till I took a floor to the face.

  • @moonjamstar
    @moonjamstar 3 года назад +197

    I'm not sure if I wanted you to return anymore

    • @MeisterBrynjolf
      @MeisterBrynjolf 3 года назад +103

      take that back

    • @moonjamstar
      @moonjamstar 3 года назад +25

      @@MeisterBrynjolf I'm sorry brynjolf sir I didn't mean it 😭

    • @MeisterBrynjolf
      @MeisterBrynjolf 3 года назад +29

      @@moonjamstar Good. Buy Falmerblood Elixir and escape any embarrassing future situations!

    • @moonjamstar
      @moonjamstar 3 года назад +4

      @@MeisterBrynjolf does it make you regrow limbs? 😃

    • @MeisterBrynjolf
      @MeisterBrynjolf 3 года назад +4

      @@moonjamstar you got it 😎

  • @roastchicken401
    @roastchicken401 3 года назад +17

    I lost it when she suplexed the kid lmfao

  • @jacedickens2794
    @jacedickens2794 3 года назад +9

    I've never been more happy for a RUclipsrs return then Sorenova

  • @Jetsrike77
    @Jetsrike77 3 года назад +4

    The Steam screenshot at the end is just *chef's kiss* immaculate

  • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
    @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 3 года назад +7

    This is what peak performance looks like.

  • @Marcy.Pham128
    @Marcy.Pham128 3 года назад +3

    i see your 3D animation class has pay off well. Very impressive skills.

  • @ChocKsic
    @ChocKsic 3 года назад +3

    0:04 When you ignore FNIS errors

  • @juanvergara5999
    @juanvergara5999 3 года назад +3

    the level up sound as you die is a small yet fantastic detail

  • @TheLastBubka
    @TheLastBubka 3 года назад +3

    That guard in 0:50 was late because he had to drag his balls of steel with him

  • @Bsgrundle
    @Bsgrundle 3 года назад +7

    My new crush died how she lived. In solitude

  • @masternerd64
    @masternerd64 3 года назад +1

    I didn't even realize you were back until just now, but I'm very delighted

  • @Knuts_n
    @Knuts_n 3 года назад +21

    Question
    Where's the burger king video that I can experience for zero calories?

    • @naboost9485
      @naboost9485 3 года назад +1

      it may no be public anymore

  • @florpleborp2275
    @florpleborp2275 2 года назад +1

    In the beginning I thought the white-haired one was Sorenova. Then she ran off and I remembered it was modded, and once again got whiplash from *everything that followed.* It’s beautiful.

  • @monkeydude952
    @monkeydude952 3 года назад +4

    Breaking news. Almost everyone in Solitude was brutally murdered by a human hourglass.

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 3 года назад +4

    I see I'm in the "stop watching shitposts and go to sleep already" part of youtube

  • @feynren520
    @feynren520 3 года назад +4

    So many Sorenova videos, I'm in heaven

  • @danitho
    @danitho 2 года назад +1

    The little dance after backflipping a child into non-existence is what gets me every time

  • @TheLeefung
    @TheLeefung 3 года назад +3

    I just love how she german suplexed that kid

  • @ryanpoulos8232
    @ryanpoulos8232 3 года назад +1

    Shot in the ONE PLACE the armor wasn’t actually protecting.

  • @DropKickEddy
    @DropKickEddy 3 года назад +7

    yaaaas queen slay (the innocent)

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 2 года назад +1

    This character looks like if one of the people from Wall-E came back to Earth and gravity took hold

  • @RimeyCH
    @RimeyCH 3 года назад +6

    This is the stuff from my nightmares.

  • @Olivia-iv7xj
    @Olivia-iv7xj 3 года назад +1

    Not sure why but the steam screenshot sound at the end got me

  • @beeb.w.6389
    @beeb.w.6389 3 года назад +3

    Okay the ending where you took a screenshot killed me

  • @wacky3486
    @wacky3486 3 года назад +2

    I can't tell you how much I've missed these videos

  • @Tinopachanga
    @Tinopachanga 3 года назад +5

    Finally, a woman I would simp for

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +3

      Were talking about Sorenova, right?

    • @Tinopachanga
      @Tinopachanga 3 года назад +2

      @@oz_jones 😳😳😳

    • @Chaotic_Fellow
      @Chaotic_Fellow 3 года назад

      I-wait what now?

  • @SuperMeethead
    @SuperMeethead 3 года назад +1

    4 videos in a short time. I feel blessed

  • @goblinoftheyear7407
    @goblinoftheyear7407 3 года назад +13

    *S U P L E X*
    *T H E*
    *C H I L D*

  • @GamerFlicks15
    @GamerFlicks15 3 года назад +1

    "I thought Adventures were supposed to look tough?" Immediately gets suplexed. LOL

  • @jm98
    @jm98 3 года назад +4

    Great video 🌟🌷 whats the name of the song

  • @carpediemchin8780
    @carpediemchin8780 Год назад +1

    Fuck, I just found this radomly and just burst out laughing. The child suplex just ended me.

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 3 года назад +10

    I thought she was going to do something very different with that kid

    • @unlshtb4524
      @unlshtb4524 3 года назад +18

      Yes officer this comment here

  • @remick0
    @remick0 3 года назад +1

    Suplexing a child, truly what Skyrim mods were made for!

  • @Skul1ManEXE
    @Skul1ManEXE 3 года назад +3

    Gonna need that music name, chief.

  • @lorddootinator4332
    @lorddootinator4332 3 года назад

    I was gonna skip until I saw that the great and powerful rova made this. I love your content.

  • @ShiryuCain
    @ShiryuCain 3 года назад +7

    aaaah, let's see how Sorenova curses us today.
    EDIT: I regret being born.

  • @damianroepke174
    @damianroepke174 3 года назад +1

    Gonna become a skyrim tutorial channel with this character

  • @DJ_BONELESS
    @DJ_BONELESS Год назад +4

    An I STILL don’t know the song that plays at 1:03 or 1:14

    • @jeam.8295
      @jeam.8295 Год назад +4

      Gotchu homie
      Ayesha Erotica - That's Hot

    • @DJ_BONELESS
      @DJ_BONELESS Год назад

      @@jeam.8295 Damn, finally. Infinite thanks!

  • @teaappreciationindividual505
    @teaappreciationindividual505 3 года назад +1

    When the T-posing guard approached the human representation of a Barbie doll I really felt that

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 7 месяцев назад

    it is like that episode of family guy "do those legs go all the way up?" "why yes they do"

  • @ZeLunatic
    @ZeLunatic 3 года назад +2

    This screams of "Myes download my WonderDibellaBeautifulBigTiddyBody preset right here please"

  • @wacotaco99
    @wacotaco99 3 года назад +1

    I've concluded you're just Sheogorath in disguise.

  • @MrHandsomeDan615
    @MrHandsomeDan615 20 дней назад

    Rest in peace A-posing Solitude guard. *cries*

  • @Nick-rr4xy
    @Nick-rr4xy 3 года назад +1

    Her legs aren't actually giant. Her boots actually contain dexterous infants standing on top of each other.

  • @bigbuddymark
    @bigbuddymark 3 года назад +1

    they hate to see a girlboss winning

  • @warhawk638
    @warhawk638 3 года назад +1

    Fuck it, I'm beginning to think the Aldmeri Dominion was right.

  • @jean-michelalbert162
    @jean-michelalbert162 3 года назад +1

    Random kid:"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough :/"
    *proceeds to get his spine shattered*

  • @dawarboss3709
    @dawarboss3709 3 года назад +1

    Dibella: I am inevitable
    Solitude guard with a bow and arrow: and I said no lollygaging

  • @DeafSeth
    @DeafSeth 3 года назад +1

    babe wake up sorenova uploaded

  • @a-rat-in-your-walls
    @a-rat-in-your-walls 3 года назад

    Gotta say, what a come back Sorenova. Keep up the amazing work.

  • @feel5930
    @feel5930 3 года назад +1

    0:24 comically large axe

  • @sicksock435446
    @sicksock435446 3 года назад +1

    You ... I've seen you... Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams... Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.

  • @Okipullup6103
    @Okipullup6103 Месяц назад

    “Damn son where’d you find this?”

  • @typhonplume9374
    @typhonplume9374 2 года назад

    One of your videos made me want to sub, this one made me change my mind.

  • @angusmcfootball
    @angusmcfootball 3 года назад +1

    *LOOK OUT! IT’S LORD MOMMY DOMMY!*

  • @PhoenixEternal1337
    @PhoenixEternal1337 3 года назад

    Those legs have their own gravitational pull

  • @ThatMadCat
    @ThatMadCat 3 года назад +2

    There's no way she's "Iron-8reast" with a jiggle like that.
    Edit: Had to censor "8reast" cause YT was auto-deleting my comment... Thanks, RUclips.

  • @DangNguyen-xx3zi
    @DangNguyen-xx3zi 3 года назад

    Who in the world would take a glance at Dibella Iron Breast and dare to provoke an attack, that's like bare handed wrestling with a T-rex

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 3 года назад +1

    I fear no man.
    But, that....THING....
    *It scares me*

  • @cimcity1863
    @cimcity1863 3 года назад

    ngl I think everyone appreciates the quick PSA to run FNIS

  • @Reaverisgrovy
    @Reaverisgrovy 3 года назад

    She got proportions like a Total Drama baddie

  • @timuking5762
    @timuking5762 3 года назад

    If only she was 'iron-hip', her triumph over Solitude would have been guaranteed.

  • @walrider
    @walrider 3 года назад

    When you took that arrow (incredible hurtbox btw) i couldnt help but think about Driver Nephy's signature phrase

  • @jamestomlin5525
    @jamestomlin5525 3 года назад +1

    Knew this was gonna be a banger once that guard came T posing over

  • @darkslifer9334
    @darkslifer9334 3 года назад +1

    That right there, is Skyrim in the exact way IT WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!