Every true piece of art is very divisive among people. But in time people will look back on Swoletanos hair and admire/study it extensively in schools around the world. It's the Citizen Kane of hair.
If you've given this hair a listen, what did you think of it? Did you love it? Did you hate it? Why? What do you think I should review next? Anthony Fantano, hair, forever.
I'm not completely blown away with this one, but it's cool to see an artist branch out of their comfort zone... I'll give the hair-do a high 6 to a light 7.
You know it's almost a hipster pretentious thing to identity someone as a hipster. Also he isn't a hipster he actually has a very open minded non biased view on all music that is very evident in his videos when reviewing and addressing taste etc go to pitchfork now they are indie hipster elitist jackasses !
Cris bera He's a hipster. Baxter guy is right. But that's OK, there's nothing wrong with that. You're a hipster too, and I'm a hipster too. WE'RE ALL HIPSTERS!
I feel like hipster is a term used to marginalize society's more artistic, cultured, intelligent members that everyone else is really jealous of. I love being called that. It's like the word nerd, eventually it will take on a more positive connotation.
I'm sorry but people can say whatever the fuck they want. And let them. I think the hair looks fucking awesome. Plus, if he likes it, then let him dye the fuck out of it. I actually want him to keep it like this. I'm thinking a light-decent 9 on this.
Are you doing ok Anthony? First it was the haircut, then shades and the snapback at SXSW, now this. We're worried about you bro...stay strong out there
Hey Anthony I was wondering if you have given the new Vince Staples mixtape a listen and what did you think if so? Would LOVE to see a review of it. Thanks.
Mask Maker and Vox Tuned are my faves. I do love the bizarro vocals on Mask Maker which lead you to believe that some demon creature is performing an alien exploration of this human body that he has possessed. Vox Tuned starts off a little cluttered at the beginning but the chorus at the end gives a nice melodic contrast. This may be the strangest album that has caught my attention in a very long time.
the second i saw the tumbnail of this video i knew that the comment section would be entertaining. dont worry, fantano, we jus playin, but the bleach patch IS a comedy goldmine for now
After looking through your favorites playlist I stumbled upon this, and since my tastes generally enjoy techno elements and also rock, I decided to give it a listen. This album blew me away. I could not believe what I was listening to. The song "can't hear well" is among my favorites. I told myself while listening to it "if I hear a cut-and-pasted sounding drum loop to this I will pass it off and not buy it", but to my surprise that track featured very few to almost no drumming, which is a completely obscure concept for most electronica. I absolutely love this record, and thank you once again for exposing me to another album.
Loved the hell out of this record! Really glad they delivered on the punchiness that Mess on a Mission teased. Also, you should base your next hairstyle on the cover. :)
It's super obnoxious how everyone is just talking about his hair. When this album came out I was a bit weary at first and it quickly became one of my top 5 favorite records of all time and I have been jamming it steady ever since. An absolutely killer album from start to finish -- I'm glad this guy agrees. Liars are genius. Plain and simple.
Surprised you kind of skipped Dress Walker, that song is badass and kind of reminds me of Aphex Twin a little. Completely agree with the score though, the album is fantastic!
cuddlepartyatmyhouse When it goes better with his hair cut, when it's darker it looks a little odd. Once it grows a little it'll probably look cooler. I give this hairstyle a light to strong 7. haha
this record is like a molly trip. it starts out of the gate with lots of energy and high feeling and then it slowly descends into a mellow yet restless vibe
Anthony Blondetano Anthony Fantanomore Marshall Mathtano Anthony Fancyrus I can come up with so much more, but your hair man. I actually like it. It should share a blog or even a channel with Cal, reviewing the older albums from all sorts of different genres like metal, rap, indie, punk, alternative, etc. Glad to still be a fan of yours, keeping me interested in your opinions and views of these albums that have been coming out for the past few years, especially with your chosen diversity of different genres. Thank you for being the rad person you are. Ernesto Serrano here to tell you that you are one awesome individual and reviewer (I wish that could work like your intro...).
Loved this record and this review Anthony. The way you described the tracks is so incredibly accurate it's amazing. I was hoping this would be a 10, but I'll take that strong 8, light 9. For me it's a 9/10. This album was exactly the type of music I needed. Anyway, here's a what you should review next rec: Amerigo Gazaway - Yasiin Gaye: The Departure (Side One), truly great stuff from this year.
I was curious what everyone else thinks about this album but every comment is about his hair.... EVERY. COMMENT. Did anyone watch the review or listen to the album?
Planning on reviewing the new Sisyphus LP? I'm gonna be honest it's not all I was hoping for, but still pretty fantastic and definitely worth a listen.
I'm really excited to get to this record. A buddy of mine showed me their second album last year, They Were Wrong, So We Drowned. It literally took me a year to get off that record because I love it so much. Now I'm going through their first and third record which are both great as well.
Random thought, I wonder what Anthony thinks of vocaloid music. Never heard him talk about it, has he reviewed a vocaloid album before? I think he'd love 39+1m by 40mP.
Came here to comment on the hair. Now I gotta listen to this album.
I'll give the hair a light to decent 3.
anthony's hair has a bigger following than anthony himself
Every true piece of art is very divisive among people. But in time people will look back on Swoletanos hair and admire/study it extensively in schools around the world.
It's the Citizen Kane of hair.
HOLY SHIT I love Cal's new hat
You still love his hat?
never heard of this band, just clicked on the video b/c I thought I saw P!nk in the thumbnail.
hair
GUYS GUYS LETS ALL TALK ABOUT HIS HAIR
that is exactly what we came here to do
I didn't come for the review i came for the hair
Yea cuz who really cares about this band and album that no one gives a shit.
hejeval777:-(.
Fantano is slowly turning into Charlie Brown
you've gone too far this time fantano
I get it! The album is called Mess. Your hair is a mess. Brilliant!
If you've given this hair a listen, what did you think of it? Did you love it? Did you hate it? Why? What do you think I should review next? Anthony Fantano, hair, forever.
That was clever!
that fucking hair
That shirt compliments your new hair. Please dye your hair a different color every day to match your outfit.
This comment made Anthony bald and made him wear that flannel apl the fucking time
why
Have you seen Fantano's new hair? Love it? Hate it?
What should he colour it next?
Fantano's terrible hair. Forever.
Decent five
hair looks like a lightly cooked pancake
i give your new hair an aryan/10
Looks like someone poured pancake mix on his head and it's levitating
Slim Shady?
Rating the blond hair a strong 6 to a light 7.
Dyethony Blondtano here
I'm not completely blown away with this one, but it's cool to see an artist branch out of their comfort zone... I'll give the hair-do a high 6 to a light 7.
I didn't think the hair could get worse.
I was clearly wrong.
haha
I'm feeling a decent to strong 3 on your hair
truthfully i just watched this review cause i saw your hair in the thumbnail
I actually think his hair is a light to decent 8
It's light, alright...
The hair is a strong 2
It's not about looking fly. It's about him looking however he wants to look like.
OH MY GAWD IM SOOO REBLOGGING THIS ON MY TUMBLR! #thingsguysdontunderstand #motivation #justgirlythings #whiteknightsunite
@Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT no there were memes like this
light 7 on the hair
Fantano gone full hipster now, hes beyond saving.
You know it's almost a hipster pretentious thing to identity someone as a hipster. Also he isn't a hipster he actually has a very open minded non biased view on all music that is very evident in his videos when reviewing and addressing taste etc go to pitchfork now they are indie hipster elitist jackasses !
Cris bera
He's a hipster. Baxter guy is right. But that's OK, there's nothing wrong with that. You're a hipster too, and I'm a hipster too. WE'RE ALL HIPSTERS!
Juan Carlos Prada wait is that how this all works lol
I feel like hipster is a term used to marginalize society's more artistic, cultured, intelligent members that everyone else is really jealous of. I love being called that. It's like the word nerd, eventually it will take on a more positive connotation.
M.R.K. Arden
Smh, more "artistic" and "cultured". Hipsters really are something man...
Don't look now, but there is a flat creature hovering over Anthony's head.
I'm sorry but people can say whatever the fuck they want. And let them.
I think the hair looks fucking awesome. Plus, if he likes it, then let him dye the fuck out of it. I actually want him to keep it like this.
I'm thinking a light-decent 9 on this.
anthony went full st vincent.
LOLLLL
Review: Liars - Mess Liars - Mess ALBUM REVIEW
Are you doing ok Anthony? First it was the haircut, then shades and the snapback at SXSW, now this. We're worried about you bro...stay strong out there
Hey Anthony I was wondering if you have given the new Vince Staples mixtape a listen and what did you think if so? Would LOVE to see a review of it. Thanks.
TalkingJewCat he didn't choose the punk life the punk life chose him
the only Mess i see in this review is your hair. am i rite?
Anthony, what do you think of the new Agalloch track :"Celestial Effigy"?
The first ever use of yellow flannel
Mask Maker and Vox Tuned are my faves. I do love the bizarro vocals on Mask Maker which lead you to believe that some demon creature is performing an alien exploration of this human body that he has possessed. Vox Tuned starts off a little cluttered at the beginning but the chorus at the end gives a nice melodic contrast. This may be the strangest album that has caught my attention in a very long time.
the second i saw the tumbnail of this video i knew that the comment section would be entertaining. dont worry, fantano, we jus playin, but the bleach patch IS a comedy goldmine for now
anthony fantano here internet's busiest bumble bee
We would be Liars if we wouldn't say your hair is a Mess
You look like Butters from South Park.
YOU'RE MINE NOW, KAKAROT!
After looking through your favorites playlist I stumbled upon this, and since my tastes generally enjoy techno elements and also rock, I decided to give it a listen. This album blew me away. I could not believe what I was listening to. The song "can't hear well" is among my favorites. I told myself while listening to it "if I hear a cut-and-pasted sounding drum loop to this I will pass it off and not buy it", but to my surprise that track featured very few to almost no drumming, which is a completely obscure concept for most electronica. I absolutely love this record, and thank you once again for exposing me to another album.
Maybe it's because of the black / yellow dominance, but you remind me of a big bee.
This is like the fifth grade when, instead of frosting the tips, I bleached the top.
Hair comment
Fantano bringing that Sky Ferreira hue.
Okay now its just obvious you're trolling with that hair. Touche.
Hi Anthony. Why didn't you review the new Liars album? TFCF has been out for a month now and you did not talk about it yet? Why is that?
Loved the hell out of this record! Really glad they delivered on the punchiness that Mess on a Mission teased.
Also, you should base your next hairstyle on the cover. :)
You're going deeper and deeper down the hipster rabbit hole. There's no coming back now, man.
You're gonna shave that off, right?
Right?
RIGHT?
TalkingJewCat
Right!?!?
I miss this hair
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Please, please, please review Elbow's new album, Take Off and Landing of Everything. It's fantastic.
It's super obnoxious how everyone is just talking about his hair. When this album came out I was a bit weary at first and it quickly became one of my top 5 favorite records of all time and I have been jamming it steady ever since. An absolutely killer album from start to finish -- I'm glad this guy agrees. Liars are genius. Plain and simple.
The internet's blondest music nerd
What's that
Dan bahadur Khatri Anthony Fantano's new hair lol
This album is just... amazing
best album in years!! i fucking love it
Surprised you kind of skipped Dress Walker, that song is badass and kind of reminds me of Aphex Twin a little. Completely agree with the score though, the album is fantastic!
AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hahahahahahahaahaha this can't be serious
I'm done ahahah
The blonde hair is kinda cool, man!
You never want to hear the word "kinda" in a complement. XD
cuddlepartyatmyhouse
When it goes better with his hair cut, when it's darker it looks a little odd. Once it grows a little it'll probably look cooler. I give this hairstyle a light to strong 7. haha
VINCE STAPLES - SHYNE COLDCHAIN VOL2
you went full st. vincent with that haircut
A suggestion: list what the album is on your shelf for each review. Many videos I wonder (along with others) what they are. Good review.
Easily my favorite Liars album - a masterpiece I would say.
Lmaooooooo fam! Your hair is making me soooooo mad bruh, why you doin this to yourself? Lmaoo
East London?
What's with all the fucking hair haters? I think it's great.
Lmfao
They're opinions, much like reviews are, you're allowed to have your own opinion even if it's wrong.
Sup Draco Malfoy
this record is like a molly trip. it starts out of the gate with lots of energy and high feeling and then it slowly descends into a mellow yet restless vibe
stoked to see this on the best of the 2010s list. also, this was a different fantoine. so youthful
Anthony Blondeno
Can you do a classic review of a Blondie album next?
Still waiting for a Parallel Lines classic review.
Anthony Blondetano
Anthony Fantanomore
Marshall Mathtano
Anthony Fancyrus
I can come up with so much more, but your hair man. I actually like it. It should share a blog or even a channel with Cal, reviewing the older albums from all sorts of different genres like metal, rap, indie, punk, alternative, etc. Glad to still be a fan of yours, keeping me interested in your opinions and views of these albums that have been coming out for the past few years, especially with your chosen diversity of different genres. Thank you for being the rad person you are.
Ernesto Serrano here to tell you that you are one awesome individual and reviewer (I wish that could work like your intro...).
I hate to do this, but seriously the hair dude. Just shave the thing.
I honestly don't give a fuck about Liars, I came for the hilarious comments about the hair LMAO
Love the new hair man!
Loved this record and this review Anthony. The way you described the tracks is so incredibly accurate it's amazing. I was hoping this would be a 10, but I'll take that strong 8, light 9. For me it's a 9/10. This album was exactly the type of music I needed. Anyway, here's a what you should review next rec: Amerigo Gazaway - Yasiin Gaye: The Departure (Side One), truly great stuff from this year.
While the hair is a bit intimidating at first, It is really starting to grow on me. I'm feeling a solid 8. Would buy.
Last haircut was a solid 8, new haircut is a light-to decent 4.
God damn it Fantano.
you're going crazy with the reviews lately
and i dig the hair, do what you want chief
I was curious what everyone else thinks about this album but every comment is about his hair.... EVERY. COMMENT. Did anyone watch the review or listen to the album?
Planning on reviewing the new Sisyphus LP? I'm gonna be honest it's not all I was hoping for, but still pretty fantastic and definitely worth a listen.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on The Joy of Motion by Animals as Leaders
I'm really excited to get to this record. A buddy of mine showed me their second album last year, They Were Wrong, So We Drowned. It literally took me a year to get off that record because I love it so much. Now I'm going through their first and third record which are both great as well.
gave this album a listen, really enjoyed the ride! Loving the post punk, twisted depeche mode vibe!
love the hair anthony.
is that annie lennox?
Hairpiece review: Anthony Fantano - Sh*t Mohawk Vol. 1.
2/10.
Have a look.
Finally blondetano lol, looks cool though. Nice review man
Funny, Can't hear well is my favorite track
love the new Liars
as an electroinc music junkie, very glad they made the transition
probably my favourite album theyve put out yet.
Dig the review, also feel theyve been lackluster since the amazing Drums Not Dead lp. Will give this a try because of the positive review.
Glad you like Mess. Would you try reviewing Phantogram Voices? I'm curious to see what you think of them.
Random thought, I wonder what Anthony thinks of vocaloid music. Never heard him talk about it, has he reviewed a vocaloid album before? I think he'd love 39+1m by 40mP.
Wow, I never realized why Cal was always wearing a hat until right now...
It looks really cool on him
Great review and wow, do I love this album and the video for Mess on a Mission is very clever...
i loooove the hair! oh, and liars too.
So, uh, about the music...
I'm really enjoying Liars having FUN with this album! The band is just so damn consistent, great stuff.
Just listened to this album few hours ago. Completely agree with Anthony on this one.
it looks like a fluffy, little cloud, chilling on his head...
Imma go to my local hair saloon and ask for the Fantano treatment!
but serious, I love how your hair gets all the attention and probably a view boost!