LET'S ARGUE: Worst Lyrics of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @joshuaserrano8483
    @joshuaserrano8483 4 года назад +11645

    "And I'm Kanye West"
    -Kevin Hart

    • @namtrof01
      @namtrof01 4 года назад +158

      Assuming yiur talking about earth i didnt know that was kevin hart

    • @moozdoomz7573
      @moozdoomz7573 4 года назад +9

      Ryan Flanagan Me trying to find who asked

    • @Max-bh3fp
      @Max-bh3fp 4 года назад +1

      ded🥵😂😂

    • @Ben-ff6hc
      @Ben-ff6hc 4 года назад +161

      That line was the best part of earth

    • @andrewoid4711
      @andrewoid4711 4 года назад +1

      @@ryanflanagan9624 omg shut up

  • @contronatura
    @contronatura 4 года назад +30695

    “Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 4 года назад +3690

      "Mighty Muhammad, Son of Osama, Son of a Bitch, one time for my momma" Rick Ross

    • @LESTR97
      @LESTR97 4 года назад +2287

      “Trayvon Martin, I’m never missin’ my target”

    • @cyborgcuttlefish6326
      @cyborgcuttlefish6326 4 года назад +691

      That was literally my first thought when I saw the title

    • @maximillianreichel1748
      @maximillianreichel1748 4 года назад +1516

      this is 100% the worst

    • @tjcogger1974
      @tjcogger1974 4 года назад +364

      Eminem has said waaay worse stuff than that.

  • @alphahombre9501
    @alphahombre9501 4 года назад +7258

    I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"

    • @alphahombre9501
      @alphahombre9501 4 года назад +272

      A La Zay Aye ah yes I misread. My mistake

    • @inb8455
      @inb8455 4 года назад +515

      Another legendary kodak line: “I get stupid on a nigga, like I’m autistic”

    • @aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852
      @aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852 4 года назад +243

      Kodak Black should be pictured with a Kodak

    • @soup3420
      @soup3420 4 года назад +29

      That's a great line. You must be confused

    • @trevorellis-guice5794
      @trevorellis-guice5794 4 года назад +28

      I’m fucking young ma long as she gotta coochie

  • @goldgotcensored2583
    @goldgotcensored2583 2 года назад +6988

    "I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song

    • @devinixm8235
      @devinixm8235 2 года назад +441

      Theres no way that line wasn't ironic

    • @maskgas9810
      @maskgas9810 2 года назад +761

      “Playing fortnite with your grandma”

    • @Uub27
      @Uub27 2 года назад +557

      @@devinixm8235 the whole song was ironic lmao

    • @Harrylarry600
      @Harrylarry600 2 года назад +228

      people forget that music to be murdered by is meant to be taken as a joke and lightheartedly.

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 2 года назад +7

      @@Harrylarry600 kill shot is Eminem going off

  • @juliet6400
    @juliet6400 4 года назад +6083

    Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back

  • @labda6391
    @labda6391 4 года назад +9381

    I like this one:
    *Woman getting brutally stabbed*
    [Intro: Eminem]
    Yeah

    • @satoshimenon4306
      @satoshimenon4306 4 года назад +547

      Comedy heaven

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 4 года назад +170

      This is not a lyric and it's not corny lol

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 4 года назад +31

      What song was that? Same Song and Dance?

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 4 года назад +224

      @@jaycee598 The song is "Premonition", the intro from MTBMB

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 4 года назад +2

      Infernus oh ok

  • @dj_matanzaa
    @dj_matanzaa 4 года назад +15124

    Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.

    • @EuroFootballNew
      @EuroFootballNew 4 года назад +67

      😂💀

    • @pLbyyy
      @pLbyyy 4 года назад +648

      Pablo tour was THE Kanye Tour

    • @alanuzcategui2591
      @alanuzcategui2591 4 года назад +143

      The 2018 Camp flog, It was pretty cool ngl

    • @80degrees33
      @80degrees33 4 года назад +37

      Trash Byio i’m pretty sure he was talking about the pablo tour being the most kanye like tour.

    • @hashly8521
      @hashly8521 4 года назад +1

      were you there?

  • @aurum7472
    @aurum7472 3 года назад +2683

    "said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake

    • @yoshidaaimi34
      @yoshidaaimi34 2 года назад +188

      god tier women equality drake, thanks

    • @heinztomatoketchup1534
      @heinztomatoketchup1534 2 года назад +104

      Bro when I first heard that line it made me shed a tear 😭

    • @JSGRanks
      @JSGRanks 2 года назад +5

      As a queer person, it honestly annoys me to hell when straight men say that

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 2 года назад +40

      @@JSGRanks Do straight men other than Drake actually say that? Bro I'm so sorry lmao.

    • @JSGRanks
      @JSGRanks 2 года назад +52

      @@ziwuri You have no idea lmao; all the fucking time 💀😫😭😆

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 3 года назад +18166

    Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.

    • @isaaccain853
      @isaaccain853 3 года назад +213

      who said that ahaha

    • @grln930
      @grln930 3 года назад +1584

      @@isaaccain853 This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by
      "I never have sex with a condom on
      Cause I wanna repopulate my city
      My city
      My hood
      Repopulate my hood
      Repopulate my hood
      Repopulate my hood"
      have fun

    • @zambience6
      @zambience6 3 года назад +597

      What about "DAN SCHNEIDER! I want all my bitches back"

    • @mjz5254
      @mjz5254 3 года назад +72

      Frankuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @elnickel815
      @elnickel815 3 года назад +20

      Or possibly, like most of "Big Mama".

  • @DM.123
    @DM.123 4 года назад +9260

    "She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 4 года назад +764

      The sky is blue, blue is the sky

    • @r.a.k4390
      @r.a.k4390 4 года назад +527

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @Samuraiuni
      @Samuraiuni 4 года назад +236

      Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @AJ-og4ru
      @AJ-og4ru 4 года назад +77

      😭this whole thread😂😂

    • @JV-xk1nk
      @JV-xk1nk 4 года назад +91

      The Air is Good,The Air is Made for Breathing

  • @noticethez
    @noticethez 4 года назад +18056

    "I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne

  • @qazwsx6340
    @qazwsx6340 3 года назад +5089

    "Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith

    • @tannerwilson8459
      @tannerwilson8459 3 года назад +212

      he actually included that one in the worst lyrics 2 video lol

    • @peoplelegend8476
      @peoplelegend8476 3 года назад +225

      At the same time tho, that line is so vomit-inducingly awful that it is honestly great!

    • @arsenic-catnip
      @arsenic-catnip 2 года назад +28

      I don't care what your into but dude.

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 2 года назад +51

      I think he meant it as a statement. I think he was just being honest.

    • @madeleinep.828
      @madeleinep.828 2 года назад +28

      What makes this even funnier is that dragons would lay eggs if they were real XD

  • @jacksonminton6513
    @jacksonminton6513 4 года назад +4419

    “I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty”
    -Kodak Black

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 3 года назад +112

      no way that’s real

    • @matthansigowa3988
      @matthansigowa3988 3 года назад +236

      @@spacey4216 It's real. It's part of his feature on Drowning by A Boogie with a Hoodie

    • @jamesmontgomery8347
      @jamesmontgomery8347 3 года назад +45

      This song goes hard tho...

    • @jacksonminton6513
      @jacksonminton6513 3 года назад +147

      @@jamesmontgomery8347 not kodak’s part lmao

    • @sonnylegreat
      @sonnylegreat 3 года назад +25

      I fucking love that line 😂

  • @sblort123
    @sblort123 4 года назад +11192

    "It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car"
    -the Beatles

    • @vlmpapc
      @vlmpapc 4 года назад +470

      ''honey pieeeeeeee, honey pieeeeeeeee'' - beatles

    • @annaes1631
      @annaes1631 4 года назад +441

      Oneeeee and oneee and onee is three
      -The Beatles

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 4 года назад +347

      @@bruce1947 wrong list, that would be "best lyrics of all time"

    • @realstiffy
      @realstiffy 4 года назад +138

      I AM THE WALRUS

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 4 года назад +82

      realstiffy goo goo gjoob

  • @amazingamer360
    @amazingamer360 3 года назад +11022

    “If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.”
    - Bobby Shmurda

  • @heavenwaits
    @heavenwaits 3 года назад +1967

    i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 Год назад +41

      Just tell on themselves, man.

    • @lisalegato0109
      @lisalegato0109 Год назад

      Ikr? Check out Panty Shot by Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmg Urine is a sicko.

    • @mammamiaculpa
      @mammamiaculpa Год назад +151

      rap snitches

    • @thatoneguy3332
      @thatoneguy3332 Год назад +103

      ​@@mammamiaculpatelling all their business

    • @kill0cam0teabagger
      @kill0cam0teabagger Год назад +73

      ​@@thatoneguy3332 sit in the an be their own star witness

  • @Robertoni7
    @Robertoni7 4 года назад +4323

    “You ain’t from Russia, so girl why you rushing?”- Nelly

    • @CyckOne
      @CyckOne 4 года назад +60

      This needs more likes...
      ..cuz, Jesus tap dancing Christ, that line...

    • @emmanuelg5755
      @emmanuelg5755 4 года назад +158

      Goddamn...not might be the best but that was hella creative..I can't💀

    • @jommish_clips
      @jommish_clips 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @eightenten2010
      @eightenten2010 4 года назад +12

      LMAO *laughs in russian*

    • @5T3PH3N100
      @5T3PH3N100 4 года назад +5

      Pimp juice WoooooooHOOOOOOOOooooooo

  • @Albert-xw3nk
    @Albert-xw3nk 4 года назад +6912

    “Waiter with my coke. Who doesn’t care bout my health.” -Jacob Sartorius

    • @novabiljatrepavicaalibolja6059
      @novabiljatrepavicaalibolja6059 4 года назад +98

      KAJSHHSHAKSHDUAADSHSK

    • @simplygoks
      @simplygoks 4 года назад +80

      HAHAHAH So stupid

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 4 года назад +16

      😭

    • @ljm_6161
      @ljm_6161 4 года назад +806

      "hey can I get a coke please" "yeah sure here you go" "what the fuck you don't care about my health at all do you"

    • @Nik-wo7hk
      @Nik-wo7hk 4 года назад +33

      ngl that’s some pretty good lyrics I fuck with that

  • @kk8490
    @kk8490 4 года назад +6189

    “We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 4 года назад +552

      To be fair that one got a laugh out of me when I first heard it

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime 4 года назад +450

      That whole song was uh.... something?

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 4 года назад +279

      Do you fuck with the war?

    • @danewa2008
      @danewa2008 4 года назад +19

      KM Correa Huh?

    • @kk8490
      @kk8490 4 года назад +76

      @KM Correa i fuck with that war hectic, given the alternative was letting whole ethnicities and racial groups being wiped off the face of the earth.

  • @lancedang2047
    @lancedang2047 2 года назад +1209

    " How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay "
    Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video

    • @Mich-jk2ze
      @Mich-jk2ze 2 года назад +46

      I’m tryna tell doja cat, that I’m tryna indulge in that

    • @eethannnn
      @eethannnn 2 года назад +157

      tyler the creator did it first,
      “How can I be homophobic when my boyfriend’s a f****t?”

    • @samylemzaoui2298
      @samylemzaoui2298 Год назад +61

      it kinda gets less bad when you learn that his girlfriend is actually bisexual and that he supports her, but he had to know how that sounded right ?

    • @josephrichards7624
      @josephrichards7624 Год назад +10

      This is a bar wym

    • @TheMcgillacuddy
      @TheMcgillacuddy Год назад +20

      This is legit the equivalent of the saying "I'm not racist. I have black friends!" 😂

  • @squatonthecomet1306
    @squatonthecomet1306 4 года назад +2143

    “I go so hard they call me go so hard”
    -lil Wayne

    • @MYNAMACHEF
      @MYNAMACHEF 4 года назад +62

      Based

    • @CreatureVision
      @CreatureVision 4 года назад +55

      Squat On The Comet actually this is bars

    • @rickeymitchell8303
      @rickeymitchell8303 4 года назад +5

      Squat On The Comet better than bob Dylan

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 4 года назад +4

      @@rickeymitchell8303 Lil Wayne is much better than the Dylan guy that no one knows about.

    • @maxxvii2037
      @maxxvii2037 4 года назад

      @@zackzallie8735 Lil Wayne was the Tambourine man

  • @ahmaddanial3890
    @ahmaddanial3890 4 года назад +5987

    "I feel good, sometimes I don't"
    - Drake

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 4 года назад +417

      "I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 4 года назад +6

      @@Designed1 Satirical? No?

    • @rudypattea4772
      @rudypattea4772 4 года назад +358

      drake perfectly illustrates the duality of humankind in an unequivocal and personal manner, top 5 bar for me

    • @shaqeatskobe
      @shaqeatskobe 4 года назад +68

      "I don't take naps"

    • @Veratheprettiest
      @Veratheprettiest 4 года назад +16

      Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

  • @watermelon1184
    @watermelon1184 4 года назад +5468

    "Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 4 года назад +328

      oh my god, so d e e p

    • @almightyfalcon
      @almightyfalcon 4 года назад +215

      God, why did I like Hopsin in middle school? Only like 4 of his songs are at least listenable to me now

    • @Prolificx
      @Prolificx 4 года назад +224

      @Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.

    • @princesr
      @princesr 4 года назад +52

      Pro lific it’s not even exaggeration tho. His corniness and poor taste makes it justified

    • @jeromeb715
      @jeromeb715 4 года назад +13

      I still really like his music although he is corny and nobody can change that

  • @badbtchxo
    @badbtchxo 3 года назад +1290

    “Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce”
    - Nicki Minaj

    • @_UglyBarnacle
      @_UglyBarnacle 3 года назад +135

      oh nicki.. shes a good rapper but she always says some shit like this and makes me think why. like the line about duct tape.

    • @TR13400
      @TR13400 3 года назад +18

      "Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with China, brought the Wraith to China, just to race in China. Lil bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China"

    • @hellboy3652
      @hellboy3652 3 года назад +3

      @@TR13400 🤮

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 года назад +21

      That's soo random wtf lol

    • @Spamual2
      @Spamual2 2 года назад

      @@_UglyBarnacle no she’s not a rapper or even good at that, she’s only used for sex sales

  • @Audacityy-
    @Audacityy- 4 года назад +3180

    "im just as white as that Mona Lisa, I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha, I'm bi racial so bye Felicia" -logic

    • @RomanZolanski123
      @RomanZolanski123 4 года назад +628

      Don’t listen to logic can’t tell if real or fake

    • @gigatronusprime
      @gigatronusprime 4 года назад +97

      @@RomanZolanski123 it is, I'm pretty sure.

    • @rrafeeee
      @rrafeeee 4 года назад +171

      @@RomanZolanski123 It's real...

    • @rp1455
      @rp1455 4 года назад

      GigatronusPrime link?

    • @pp3917
      @pp3917 4 года назад +11

      LMFAOOO

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 4 года назад +6004

    "I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain

    • @grungyasscinema
      @grungyasscinema 4 года назад +217

      “I’m addicted to crackin’ skulls when punks start static” (he was talking about you)

    • @niccy266
      @niccy266 4 года назад +213

      I have a brain injury, my brain is injured - vortigaunt

    • @asdfmovie265
      @asdfmovie265 4 года назад +62

      at least he means it in a different sense unlike the kodak line

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 4 года назад +26

      Fred Durst needs to forget what words are tbh

    • @achair650
      @achair650 4 года назад +16

      @@koenmetekohy1296 I don't think he even know words, man.....

  • @alexsanchez5193
    @alexsanchez5193 4 года назад +2537

    “If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day

    • @chrisg1621
      @chrisg1621 4 года назад +336

      I think I just became dumber for reading that one :|

    • @ujjwalmishra8962
      @ujjwalmishra8962 4 года назад +163

      Basic education really helps

    • @Tobiemoss
      @Tobiemoss 4 года назад +45

      hahaha, only in america

    • @oyedeleisiaka5726
      @oyedeleisiaka5726 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0yUbZKzjuLM/видео.html

    • @SuperSilvi1990
      @SuperSilvi1990 4 года назад +13

      @Descartes' Apparition *slowly raises hand* uh sir black holes are the largest single bodies in the universe....I think.

  • @MacenW
    @MacenW 2 года назад +463

    “Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ”
    Kanye west
    I actually love this line

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +7

      yes

    • @aclstudios
      @aclstudios 9 месяцев назад +7

      Ok that one actually is clever though

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 5 месяцев назад

      It's less funny when you think about how Kim Kardashian owes her entire fame and fortune to her father helping get OJ acquitted for double murder. She made her sex tape to capitalize on being the daughter of the OJ lawyer, to make money off it.

  • @timstolper9664
    @timstolper9664 4 года назад +1996

    “Got Chinese eyes, she looking Chinese”
    - U Was at the Club

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 4 года назад +141

      I find this song almost touching because the guy seems so honest,and yeah it's bad but you're not going to tell a child that his drawing is shit

    • @danielburgess7101
      @danielburgess7101 3 года назад +2

      I love that song

    • @grandhustle8711
      @grandhustle8711 3 года назад +11

      It actually makes sense tho. He‘s talking about his own eyes looking chinese because he‘s so high and I guess his lady is from china.

  • @josephmathabela
    @josephmathabela 4 года назад +2794

    "Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake

    • @harlslee8747
      @harlslee8747 4 года назад +75

      do they

    • @josephmathabela
      @josephmathabela 4 года назад +151

      @@harlslee8747 "they do, they do!"

    • @bluefacebaby4663
      @bluefacebaby4663 4 года назад +6

      Peppermint Tea Please I just wanna finish what you think you started

    • @neo1675
      @neo1675 4 года назад +15

      @@bluefacebaby4663 man you boys just got to Hollywood you boys just STAAAARTED

    • @bluefacebaby4663
      @bluefacebaby4663 4 года назад +7

      Neo with the accent you don’t know what you just started

  • @katchupp5067
    @katchupp5067 4 года назад +4332

    “I was so young, when I was born.”
    - George Harrison

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 4 года назад +243

      Yeah,the Beatles have among both the best and the worst lyrics out there

    • @Mautd97
      @Mautd97 4 года назад +130

      BANGER of a track though

    • @lordgnippoc2278
      @lordgnippoc2278 4 года назад +72

      comedic genius

    • @uwuwu9
      @uwuwu9 4 года назад +22

      Kinda deep doe

    • @hippojuice23
      @hippojuice23 4 года назад +73

      That was a joke. Have you seen the vid? All tounge and cheek!

  • @bannedcheese
    @bannedcheese 2 года назад +335

    pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope

  • @logspace5294
    @logspace5294 4 года назад +1394

    “This biggity boys’ a diggity dog” - Pitbull
    I can’t tell if this is the best or worst

  • @feariing
    @feariing 4 года назад +867

    “I watched my grandpa say peniš” -NBA Youngboy

    • @Noah-iv6rb
      @Noah-iv6rb 4 года назад +8

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @soylentcompany5235
      @soylentcompany5235 4 года назад +56

      He actually said I watched my grandpa save pennies but i prefer the other version

    • @feariing
      @feariing 4 года назад +21

      Random Shitposter maybe thats the joke of it

    • @crackedsexhaver6963
      @crackedsexhaver6963 4 года назад +19

      Random Shitposter WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS BASING MY COLLEGE THESIS OFF THAT SHIT AND NOW I GOTTA REWRITE THIS 143 PAGE ESSAY FUCK MAN FUCKKKKKKKK

    • @biggyd336
      @biggyd336 4 года назад +1

      @@soylentcompany5235 gee really!?!. How ever could i have known

  • @fatcat22able
    @fatcat22able 4 года назад +1857

    So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18

  • @MassiveCatLittleLegs
    @MassiveCatLittleLegs Год назад +336

    "She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede

  • @josephhanicak7922
    @josephhanicak7922 3 года назад +5977

    I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.

    • @Lemonssssss
      @Lemonssssss 3 года назад +526

      It's so good cause the G in lasagna is silent

    • @ZLaw21
      @ZLaw21 3 года назад +1243

      @@Lemonssssss dope bar breakdown

    • @noahdiluca9857
      @noahdiluca9857 3 года назад +85

      it's pretty good but idg the hype there's no double meaning to lasagna other than it having a silent g

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 года назад +85

      @@ZLaw21 lmao found the Genius writer

    • @winterwarden
      @winterwarden 3 года назад +7

      Word

  • @JumpSonic
    @JumpSonic 4 года назад +4143

    "Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.

    • @rodrigoperes3336
      @rodrigoperes3336 4 года назад +167

      He ain't say that ironically?

    • @SpellCheckBot
      @SpellCheckBot 4 года назад +9

      Rodrigo Peres lol

    • @falo4043
      @falo4043 4 года назад +829

      @@rodrigoperes3336 Don't care if it's ironic or not, it's super cringe

    • @diosrightcalfmuscle4090
      @diosrightcalfmuscle4090 4 года назад +616

      I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.

    • @CaldoV1
      @CaldoV1 4 года назад +278

      JumpSonic personally I think it was betond forgivable, 7-1’ing Brazil like that

  • @petroleumjelly417
    @petroleumjelly417 4 года назад +3442

    “Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?” -6ix9ine

    • @tommytimmy8441
      @tommytimmy8441 4 года назад +322

      i don’t really mind that one bc it’s supposed to be ironic. although i understand your viewpoint.

    • @thephoenixgamer1213
      @thephoenixgamer1213 4 года назад +215

      Huh!?

    • @justinmontalvo2819
      @justinmontalvo2819 4 года назад +16

      @@tommytimmy8441 exactly

    • @declannichols5163
      @declannichols5163 4 года назад +51

      The only appropriate response to that lyric is “yes”

    • @mikeholcomb9013
      @mikeholcomb9013 4 года назад +28

      That lyric has been engraved into my brain

  • @d1n0alg75
    @d1n0alg75 2 года назад +321

    People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300
    The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected.
    To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol

    • @user-lv6mu8er9z
      @user-lv6mu8er9z 2 года назад +29

      The trojans double entendre doesn't really work with romans either. Whereas spartans would have

    • @TheFinalFarewell
      @TheFinalFarewell Год назад +41

      People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 5 месяцев назад

      Of course he mistook the Romans for the Spartans. He freely admits to never having read a book in his life. Kanye is LITERALLY r*tarded. He's developmentally delayed on top of being super bipolar and nuts.

  • @theepicwaffle5212
    @theepicwaffle5212 4 года назад +6440

    “I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains”
    - Shakira, 2009

  • @jonw7111
    @jonw7111 4 года назад +1051

    “Japanese diet, only thing I eat is kimchi” - young dro

    • @zackauz
      @zackauz 4 года назад +106

      "Rubber band banks, boi-oi-oing
      Tokyo diamonds, choi-oi-oing"
      - Young Dro

    • @michaelavanessian8558
      @michaelavanessian8558 4 года назад +22

      Honestly "Japanese diet" is a cool pun (Japan's legislature's called the diet). Shame young dro dropped the ball on it.

    • @egg_musubi
      @egg_musubi 4 года назад +38

      young dro supports the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

    • @brandonayong752
      @brandonayong752 4 года назад +5

      So we're not gonna talk about the laughable Lou Reed line
      " But she never lost her head even when she was giving head"
      If a rapper said that it would be a meme

    • @spodefollower
      @spodefollower 4 года назад +22

      @@michaelavanessian8558 he could have just replaced "kimchi" with "sushi", same syllables and rhyme and actually makes sense lol

  • @franciscogalante3913
    @franciscogalante3913 4 года назад +929

    Never let me slip, cause if i slip then im slippin
    - Dr. Dre

    • @ethanielclyne5810
      @ethanielclyne5810 3 года назад +159

      It looks so stupid but it sounds amazing with his delivery and voice

    • @MaxSnowDude
      @MaxSnowDude 3 года назад +6

      Well technically idk if he writes any of his lyrics

    • @noahdiluca9857
      @noahdiluca9857 3 года назад +18

      slippin means not paying attention slangly so it's like if he slips over he wasn't paying attention. idk if he means slip like fall over or slip out of popularity but it does make sense

    • @franciscogalante3913
      @franciscogalante3913 3 года назад +4

      @@noahdiluca9857 yeah you're right but it still looks stupid, there's meaning to it but he could have said it in another way

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 3 года назад +2

      He means in a gang sense as in getting caught out by an enemy gang.

  • @squilliumfancyson5228
    @squilliumfancyson5228 3 года назад +1034

    Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 2 года назад +15

      Nah, Stitches is the Florida Man of the music industry.

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 2 года назад +4

      Damn that is so true.

    • @isaacramsay7889
      @isaacramsay7889 2 года назад +1

      Your pfp is based

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 2 года назад +24

      What does that make Kid Rock?

    • @CharlesVDoktaur
      @CharlesVDoktaur 2 года назад +1

      @@MrDemonWorm Just a crackhead

  • @jaycee598
    @jaycee598 4 года назад +5347

    Rap has the best and worst lyrics of any genre: let’s argue

    • @Dru_Won
      @Dru_Won 4 года назад +382

      Rock songs have a whole lot of overrated lyrics and songwriters , and a whole lot less work goes into writing rock lyrics than lyrics from a real mc . I agree that hip hop has the most complex lyrics of all time , and some of the most poetic

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 4 года назад +36

      Dru Won 💯, respect from Detroit too

    • @ChyornaKotka
      @ChyornaKotka 4 года назад +354

      @@Dru_Won that's kind of logical, though, as this genre is mostly based on lyrics. Rock/metal engages it's audience with instruments and vocals.

    • @Dru_Won
      @Dru_Won 4 года назад +76

      @@ChyornaKotka it's not logical according to massive amounts of people who have no respect for hip hop or the art of m.c. 'ing , and would never even consider the idea that Nas could be a better songwriter than Kurt Cobain

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 4 года назад +139

      @@Dru_Won Lol I like rock and metal but out of every genre they have the worst and most hypocritical gatekeeping niggas ever! and ironically as a result turn newcomers off from the genre they complain is dying.

  • @CraigS-gs7ku
    @CraigS-gs7ku 4 года назад +5357

    “My Choppa gay so I pulled him out the closet”
    - Chief Keef

    • @jad9049
      @jad9049 4 года назад +230

      i think my choppa gay*

    • @laboiamma
      @laboiamma 4 года назад +598

      Honestly. BARS.

    • @mxbley
      @mxbley 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thabanitrevor1390
      @thabanitrevor1390 4 года назад +5

      😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️

    • @Gonnnzo-
      @Gonnnzo- 4 года назад +175

      Fucking poetry

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 Год назад +81

    So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him

  • @vascocarvalho2451
    @vascocarvalho2451 4 года назад +1933

    "You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
    You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa
    Whoa-ooh
    Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
    That yummy, yum
    That yummy, yummy
    Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
    That yummy, yum
    That yummy, yummy"
    Justin Bieber, "Yummy"

    • @bogdanrankovic543
      @bogdanrankovic543 4 года назад +138

      Basically whole song is terrible

    • @BossInvader1
      @BossInvader1 4 года назад +168

      No joke, that song has credits for the writing of the lyrics alone of SIX PEOPLE. Yeah... it took SIX PEOPLE to write that literal dooky. /NotSarcasm

    • @solartea_
      @solartea_ 4 года назад +27

      @@BossInvader1 jesus christ what?

    • @BossInvader1
      @BossInvader1 4 года назад +67

      @@solartea_ Hey, that kind of depth takes a team to acquire.

    • @bonitamk2901
      @bonitamk2901 4 года назад +9

      @@BossInvader1 😂😂😂😂lmao

  • @CFBeats
    @CFBeats 4 года назад +4039

    “I don’t play no games less we talkin Fortnite” - Logic

    • @aelphind4954
      @aelphind4954 4 года назад +145

      thats not even that bad compared to the rest on here

    • @psyche7668
      @psyche7668 4 года назад +285

      Aelphin nah it’s horrible

    • @aelphind4954
      @aelphind4954 4 года назад +32

      @@psyche7668 its really not

    • @psyche7668
      @psyche7668 4 года назад +151

      Aelphin yes it is, it’s trash coming from logic who was showing true potential then just destroyed it

    • @aelphind4954
      @aelphind4954 4 года назад +8

      PSYCHE what are you on about

  • @riccardofontanesi8082
    @riccardofontanesi8082 4 года назад +297

    I be flossin
    I be flossin
    I be flossin
    I be flossin

    • @ergaberga8356
      @ergaberga8356 4 года назад +1

      Thought you could be ironic and post tpab lyrics

    • @formaadu4641
      @formaadu4641 4 года назад

      Riccardo Fontanesi I wish I could like your comment a thousand times😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💔 so true

  • @moneymike1762
    @moneymike1762 2 года назад +181

    I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(

    • @mort4825
      @mort4825 2 года назад +10

      my condolences man :(

    • @jakedanielsen4512
      @jakedanielsen4512 Год назад +7

      That sucks ass, my neighbour's garage exploded and much of the night before is tainted with that

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Год назад +3

      Exploded?

  • @liamburgess2215
    @liamburgess2215 4 года назад +678

    ‘I don't play no games less we talkin Fortnite’ - logic

    • @brandonayong752
      @brandonayong752 4 года назад +25

      " the best part about talking shit on my back is that it gets back to me ". Big Sean

    • @redoni9175
      @redoni9175 4 года назад +4

      how uncanny cus he made keanuu reeves waaaayy b4 when fortnite was popular

    • @tgbhybbcarr2452
      @tgbhybbcarr2452 4 года назад +5

      This was when fortnite was good tho

    • @lewey5456
      @lewey5456 4 года назад

      @@redoni9175 it was definitely after and a but during the hype that he said that

    • @coolintuitivename4910
      @coolintuitivename4910 4 года назад

      Bu-Bu-but fortnite is pretty good. You only think it bad because a few cringe children play it

  • @zionluke5407
    @zionluke5407 4 года назад +382

    “I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite” - Logic

    • @Realblack_m0nster
      @Realblack_m0nster 4 года назад +1

      Nah

    • @JD-od6jh
      @JD-od6jh 4 года назад +5

      @ً Goddamn he did. That's just so trash and way below what I expected from Logic.

    • @mattyash8935
      @mattyash8935 4 года назад +6

      Zion Luke it was a good song but that lyric is out of place imo

    • @Junkb666
      @Junkb666 4 года назад +1

      he only said it cause the game was still popular or at least relevant at the time

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 4 года назад +2

      "I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Among Us" - Logic 2020

  • @jasonace007able
    @jasonace007able 4 года назад +4958

    "Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwarddddss" -Rebecca Black

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +176

      She was like 15 when she wrote that tho, whatever
      Edit- *13

    • @Cosmic_Catstronaut
      @Cosmic_Catstronaut 4 года назад +25

      I always thought it was 'after words', which is so much worse.

    • @pratimangautam6541
      @pratimangautam6541 4 года назад +258

      @@WiloPolis03 she didn't write that song

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +18

      @@pratimangautam6541 She didn't write Friday?
      Unless this is a fake quote Fantano comment and in which case don't censor my name in the woooosh post

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 4 года назад +68

      @@WiloPolis03 lol meanwhile Biggie Smalls freestylin' at the age of 17 wtf does that had to with age?

  • @LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS
    @LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS Год назад +144

    “In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf

    • @ToubYu
      @ToubYu 2 месяца назад +2

      This is a lyrical masterpiece

  • @correctopinion4708
    @correctopinion4708 4 года назад +3018

    "I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno"
    Macklemore

    • @indianajones8958
      @indianajones8958 4 года назад +155

      Imagine being a male feminist lol

    • @hamishbarrett7695
      @hamishbarrett7695 4 года назад +428

      @@indianajones8958 yeah imagine not being lmao shut up dipshit

    • @michaelegan3522
      @michaelegan3522 4 года назад +84

      calypso bro you are most likely overestimating how smart XLR8 actually is

    • @indianajones8958
      @indianajones8958 4 года назад +6

      Emam Khan 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yearnpill
      @yearnpill 4 года назад +200

      Emam Khan r/wrongusageofsimp

  • @matthewdavies3621
    @matthewdavies3621 4 года назад +1562

    This dude looks like logic in 10 years

    • @cuhhoodclips305
      @cuhhoodclips305 4 года назад +114

      Matthew Davies man he looks like his older cousin, knowledge

    • @36gamers
      @36gamers 4 года назад +8

      Anthony can say n?

    • @royjyvo
      @royjyvo 4 года назад

      I thought this was gonna be logic dragging his own album Lol

    • @2styx
      @2styx 4 года назад +2

      Logic - Suicide

    • @Chrisg11593
      @Chrisg11593 4 года назад +7

      10/10 original comment

  • @Raphie009
    @Raphie009 4 года назад +559

    "What's next, what's next, what's *N-X-E-T* " - Warren G

    • @faqih9685
      @faqih9685 3 года назад +15

      vsauce

    • @nai3371
      @nai3371 3 года назад +92

      He also spells his own name wrong in the same song. He spells his name Warrer G.

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 3 года назад +66

      Someone needs to Regulate his lyrics

    • @flaminninjaシ
      @flaminninjaシ 3 года назад +7

      @@mrwassef 💀

    • @LDVenus-kz2lc
      @LDVenus-kz2lc 3 года назад +2

      @@mrwassef bruhh

  • @lint1234
    @lint1234 3 года назад +105

    i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"

    • @NickyDiamond44
      @NickyDiamond44 Год назад +3

      The boggle rhyme is dope

    • @dizzydaisy909
      @dizzydaisy909 7 месяцев назад

      That last one's riffing on Run-DMC right?

  • @LeChimp7
    @LeChimp7 4 года назад +1758

    "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'." -Dr. Dre

    • @hahahayeahbut3099
      @hahahayeahbut3099 4 года назад +157

      they say pictures paint a thousand words, well these words paint a thousand pictures

    • @jj-pm7wm
      @jj-pm7wm 4 года назад +92

      @@hahahayeahbut3099 thats lowkey fire

    • @MB-jy7nz
      @MB-jy7nz 4 года назад +12

      Doesn’t dre have a ghost writer as well?

    • @SqueakyNeb
      @SqueakyNeb 4 года назад +60

      This line has annoyed me since forever. Like it's bad. Like how do you, as a professional, in the music industry, say that into a microphone unironically, and think "yes I should publish that".

    • @laidback3358
      @laidback3358 4 года назад +48

      never let me eat, cause if i eat then i'm eatin'🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 4 года назад +1008

    How could no one mention this classic?
    “Who can relate? [woo]”
    -Logic, on the topic of suicide

    • @tjfaulkner4117
      @tjfaulkner4117 4 года назад +94

      "1-800 then I kill the pussy who can relate" is just ass bad 😂

    • @leftalone9881
      @leftalone9881 4 года назад +73

      I actually hate this song. I think it’s just awful.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 4 года назад +62

      Yeah I know no one seemed to catch that shit. "Aye, y'all, I'm going through some really heavy shit, and I'm feeling kind of suicidal, but I'm recognizing that and I'm trying to reach out for help. NOW TURN THE FUCK UP WHO CAN RELATE, WHOOO!!"

    • @clickhere2d1e
      @clickhere2d1e 4 года назад +99

      ALL MY SUICIDAL BROTHAS IN THE CLUB PUT YO HANDS IN THE AAAAAIR!

    • @jakdee1295
      @jakdee1295 4 года назад +16

      Exact reason I've always thought it was a stupid song. One reason anyway.

  • @churricardo1457
    @churricardo1457 4 года назад +650

    “Please stop being petty, I don’t want no more spaghetti” -Quavo, You Said

    • @lucasayala5967
      @lucasayala5967 4 года назад +3

      chur ricardo that’s a great verse besides that line

    • @hayzmation5354
      @hayzmation5354 4 года назад +5

      _lol I have no idea what you could mean_
      I mean it rhymes so it’s good, right?
      *Right??*

    • @MustiiXD
      @MustiiXD 4 года назад +30

      dont forget quavo also said "Nah you don't want no drama boy
      I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy"

    • @ludooliver8728
      @ludooliver8728 4 года назад

      Still an elite verse

    • @SlickSkuddy
      @SlickSkuddy 4 года назад

      Migos used to have that hunger and their verses had a bit more soul than it has now more specifically Quavo. Quavo just don’t gaf anymore.

  • @leonjakobsen272
    @leonjakobsen272 3 года назад +52

    I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac"
    But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it.
    TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't

  • @kalenam6524
    @kalenam6524 4 года назад +482

    "I just ate a sushi from Japan , now I'm gonna kick it Jackie Chan" 😑😑

    • @SW-fn7cl
      @SW-fn7cl 4 года назад +36

      Yeah that might actually be the worst

    • @H41030v3rki110ny0u
      @H41030v3rki110ny0u 4 года назад +19

      love the insight of Chinese generally hating the Japanese, too

    • @jordanalex6880
      @jordanalex6880 4 года назад +6

      song was a vybe though

    • @WoahLookAtThatFreak
      @WoahLookAtThatFreak 4 года назад +14

      @@jordanalex6880 That line was mind numbingly stupid though

    • @jordanalex6880
      @jordanalex6880 4 года назад +5

      @@WoahLookAtThatFreak yeah definitely. first time i heard it i was like "huh?" but then im like "eh, whatever. issa bop"

  • @xanderlewis7332
    @xanderlewis7332 4 года назад +843

    “Turn the 6 upside down it’s a 9 now” - drake

    • @jaysosaaa7975
      @jaysosaaa7975 3 года назад +1

      😫

    • @lizzymacgyver
      @lizzymacgyver 3 года назад +27

      Eh when taking into consideration how this song fits into the album and the meaning behind the song I think this line is kinda hard

    • @email1568
      @email1568 3 года назад +5

      Stolen from Bladee

    • @ufctekkers1945
      @ufctekkers1945 3 года назад

      @@lizzymacgyver name of the song?

    • @liliththerapper
      @liliththerapper 3 года назад

      Nah that's actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @loosetube5417
    @loosetube5417 3 года назад +1924

    2Chainz has lyrics that are so bad they're amazing.
    'got pulled over I was swerving, like hi Officer, when he asked me why I was swerving, I'm high officer.'

    • @etercious
      @etercious 3 года назад +334

      That’s actually a bar

    • @randomchannel1566
      @randomchannel1566 3 года назад +563

      "Rest in peace to the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix"

    • @dudebr0599
      @dudebr0599 3 года назад +113

      "she got a big booty so i call her big booty"

    • @elgooghosent7080
      @elgooghosent7080 3 года назад +35

      @@dudebr0599 SKRT SKRT

    • @firelizard2
      @firelizard2 3 года назад +40

      Wish a n**** would, like a kitchen cabinet

  • @haidynwendlandt2479
    @haidynwendlandt2479 3 года назад +52

    3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."

    • @schneedlemusic
      @schneedlemusic Год назад +4

      I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing.
      Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"

  • @Designed1
    @Designed1 4 года назад +2052

    "Shout out to your mom and dad for making you"
    - Justin Bieber

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 3 года назад +77

      Don’t forget “heart full of equity”

    • @srijanagrawal255
      @srijanagrawal255 3 года назад +27

      Thats kinda funny though

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 3 года назад +51

      @@srijanagrawal255 yes but he meant it sincerely.

    • @srijanagrawal255
      @srijanagrawal255 3 года назад +15

      @@daishoryujin95 poor biebs

    • @810austin
      @810austin 3 года назад +3

      I don't know why this one is so funny to me but it is. 😂

  • @ashleighholmes8422
    @ashleighholmes8422 4 года назад +2887

    “That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”

    • @aguydragon6999
      @aguydragon6999 4 года назад +185

      When there is a hot coffee pot

    • @JSzFifipirka
      @JSzFifipirka 4 года назад +24

      that's an awfully real gun

    • @breeban3388
      @breeban3388 4 года назад +4

      I forgot!

    • @bobandtay7139
      @bobandtay7139 4 года назад +45

      Should i drop it on Donald Trumps head? Probably not.

    • @paulelroy6650
      @paulelroy6650 4 года назад +4

      I'm sure em stans find a way to praise this as genius

  • @vahramarshakyan7663
    @vahramarshakyan7663 4 года назад +319

    Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum
    -Drake😁

    • @holdmyweight3597
      @holdmyweight3597 4 года назад +3

      *Chaining Tatum

    • @majebist304
      @majebist304 4 года назад +4

      @@holdmyweight3597 bro...

    • @holdmyweight3597
      @holdmyweight3597 4 года назад

      @@majebist304 The guy edited his post. Notice how his post says "(edited)" besides his name. When I responded, it said "Channing Tatumm"

  • @QuiltyExperience
    @QuiltyExperience 2 года назад +50

    I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.

  • @OjiSensei
    @OjiSensei 4 года назад +729

    “How they got me battling Elvis Pussley?” -Nick Cannon’s diss to Eminem

  • @Human_Taxidermy
    @Human_Taxidermy 4 года назад +507

    "Young ladies, young ladies
    I like 'em underage see
    Some say that's statutory
    But I say it's MANDATORY!" - Kid Rock

  • @jibb.
    @jibb. 3 года назад +399

    “Why you gotta fight me at the cheesecake, you know I love to go there.” - Drake

    • @bigtony1434
      @bigtony1434 3 года назад +40

      But why she have to do him like that, at the mf CHEESECAKE

    • @monterothebeast
      @monterothebeast 3 года назад +1

      He talking about she drawlin everywhere

  • @rowan-priince1860
    @rowan-priince1860 3 года назад +43

    The way someone brought up Train and didn’t say “My heart is bound to beat right out my *untrimmed chest* “

    • @mmsiphonevinyls1027
      @mmsiphonevinyls1027 Год назад +5

      Same. I admit that bridge in DoJ is a bit awkward, but so many of their later hits (Drive By, 50 ways to say goodbye, Hey soul sister) were crammed with awful lines.

  • @bony8399
    @bony8399 4 года назад +559

    “In the Middle East they drill me” -Logic

    • @StewartGaming23
      @StewartGaming23 4 года назад +43

      Tony Ly well he’s really talking from the perspective of money so it kinda makes sense no pun intended

    • @kevinm3273
      @kevinm3273 4 года назад +79

      Tony Ly out of context this sounds hilarious 🤣

    • @traplover6357
      @traplover6357 4 года назад +2

      @@StewartGaming23 that's reaching if you really think Logic is talking about petrodollars. Then again, oil is in the negative in the stock market so lel

    • @ZeDoGiCa
      @ZeDoGiCa 4 года назад +18

      biracial AND bisexual
      King

    • @eastonsaccount
      @eastonsaccount 4 года назад +7

      did you know that logic is biracial?

  • @beefyoreo7590
    @beefyoreo7590 4 года назад +1340

    "its real fucked up like a fucked up crime" had me rolling

    • @memoriesmuseum2824
      @memoriesmuseum2824 3 года назад +3

      Who said this

    • @thedukejr5126
      @thedukejr5126 3 года назад +69

      The man himself. Fred Durst.

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 2 года назад +34

      Hot Dog is one of the best worst songs I've ever heard. It's like the music version of The Room.

    • @Bat-Georgi
      @Bat-Georgi 2 года назад +15

      Had you rolling? That's exactly what they want you to be doing 0_0

    • @ercoleborgiano
      @ercoleborgiano 2 года назад

      @@mememachine-386 fr

  • @simonstott6571
    @simonstott6571 4 года назад +300

    Anthony shaved his hair in the middle of the video.

  • @pjmammola4986
    @pjmammola4986 Год назад +48

    I’m the shit I’m farting~Kodak black

  • @Olorin486
    @Olorin486 4 года назад +465

    "Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant."

    • @ruthie2001
      @ruthie2001 4 года назад +24

      jaden can still get it

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 года назад +15

      mood

    • @grey-pilled5253
      @grey-pilled5253 4 года назад +9

      @@heartache5742 text in your icon certainly checks out

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 года назад +4

      @@grey-pilled5253 i know.

    • @gpu213
      @gpu213 4 года назад +11

      I think you meant to post this comment on "greatest lyrics of all time"

  • @shamslapiscine
    @shamslapiscine 4 года назад +955

    "Was Eminem okay when he wrote this line ?" I mean no he had an overdose and went to rehab a year later lmao

    • @lsgold5053
      @lsgold5053 4 года назад +10

      💀💀💀

    • @thehandleisuseless
      @thehandleisuseless 4 года назад +130

      But you know, you get cool points if you hate on eminem

    • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
      @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 4 года назад +97

      People always seem to forget that his addiction was at its worst when he wrote that track, and including it on Greatest Hits was clearly a joke

    • @deecee1853
      @deecee1853 4 года назад +16

      @@thehandleisuseless I don't think melon has ever hated on eminem

    • @ether9268
      @ether9268 4 года назад +31

      @@thehandleisuseless revival was easily a not good and fantano spared him with a 2 he does not hate on Em

  • @immigratoclandestino6259
    @immigratoclandestino6259 4 года назад +250

    "She blow me like a cello"
    ~Lil something (2018?)

    • @itsyaboi8645
      @itsyaboi8645 4 года назад +22

      Yatchty

    • @FierceFlame9001
      @FierceFlame9001 4 года назад +8

      Lil Yachty on the song Peekaboo

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 4 года назад +1

      He then goes on to say he was thinking of the instrument Squidward plays, a flute.
      When Squidward plays _the clarinet._
      God he is just dumb as hell.

  • @knightwing5169
    @knightwing5169 2 года назад +26

    8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid.
    That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.

  • @LukesGamePage
    @LukesGamePage 4 года назад +681

    Pitbull's 'music' is a goldmine of incredibly awful lyrics- here's a sample: '“Your man just left/I’m the plumber tonight/Let me check your pipes/Oh, you’re the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites.”

    • @ajtg3807
      @ajtg3807 4 года назад +60

      Luke's Game Page dale

    • @JulesC07
      @JulesC07 4 года назад +101

      That's an absolute banger

    • @eccentricaste3232
      @eccentricaste3232 4 года назад +12

      The checked his pipe. Didn't know he's gay. I learn new stuff everyday.

    • @ztrujillo96
      @ztrujillo96 4 года назад +7

      Its an artistic way of saying "Imma fill you up once your man leaves" lmao

    • @herbalmaharaj8790
      @herbalmaharaj8790 4 года назад +1

      Wut

  • @budddwyer7829
    @budddwyer7829 4 года назад +1100

    "bruh"
    -the beatles

    • @AvanRoyOfficial
      @AvanRoyOfficial 4 года назад +5

      I can't remember 😂 or are you trollin 😂

    • @budddwyer7829
      @budddwyer7829 4 года назад +50

      @@AvanRoyOfficial search the lyrics for "obladi oblada" 😂 you'll fine it in the chorus part

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 4 года назад +16

      Brah*

    • @SKYE_83
      @SKYE_83 4 года назад +3

      Bruh (-the Beatles)

    • @newdykung6775
      @newdykung6775 4 года назад +3

      Life goes on *Bruhhhh*
      Yeah I felt that Paul lol

  • @sheins295
    @sheins295 4 года назад +828

    Are we just gonna forget about the time gudda gudda said
    “She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad
    And I got her n***a
    Grocery bag”

    • @BboyDJFLIP
      @BboyDJFLIP 4 года назад +27

      Shantell Heins I literally just commented this and thought damn I can’t be the only one who remembers those shit bars lmao

    • @mcskittlez8499
      @mcskittlez8499 4 года назад +18

      The whole song had corny lines haha butttttt it works in the song

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 4 года назад +26

      yeah dude cause when you get a grocery bag you fuckin got it, straight bars that

    • @jasonwoods1402
      @jasonwoods1402 4 года назад +45

      As if this isn’t the hardest line of all time

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 года назад

      Shantell Heins you know you can cuss on the internet right?

  • @henrysmith8603
    @henrysmith8603 2 года назад +29

    been working on lyrics of my own and this video actually gave me some greatly needed perspective, i may not be a visionary or great lyricist or poet or anything but if the bar is set this low for lyrics then i think what im writing is pretty proficient lmfao

  • @millhouse1696
    @millhouse1696 4 года назад +994

    "Im like a squirrel, always looking for a nut"
    -Pitbull

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 3 года назад +62

      "They're just tryin to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world."
      - DOOM

    • @venus9343
      @venus9343 3 года назад +57

      I dont think 50 cent understands how squirrels work

    • @isaacnishimura8044
      @isaacnishimura8044 3 года назад +5

      nah bro this bar is hard

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 2 года назад

      what

  • @kelleyreeves965
    @kelleyreeves965 4 года назад +379

    One of the worst song lyrics is the where Nav complains that a breakup made him feel like he lost his kidney

    • @maad1670
      @maad1670 4 года назад +57

      he got head in front of toys r us

    • @potmasiero
      @potmasiero 4 года назад +3

      Could it be he wanted to make a biblical reference to Adam losing a rib to make Eve and fucked it up?

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 4 года назад +29

      On a related note, a Nav collab with Young Thug ended a song singing "You look like my rich auntie, she was the first person wearing Blondie, I used to want to fuck my auntie!"

    • @forever1reign
      @forever1reign 4 года назад +3

      Crazy Luigi honestly thugger just has a whole treasure trove of weird lyrics

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 4 года назад

      @@forever1reign Indeed he does!

  • @elijahnickels6555
    @elijahnickels6555 4 года назад +3695

    "A six year difference is a ten year sentence"
    -Tyler, the Creator

    • @shlorbleflorbnad6927
      @shlorbleflorbnad6927 4 года назад +552

      Jesus Christ dude, Tyler said some weird shit early in his career

    • @wack...
      @wack... 4 года назад +317

      @@shlorbleflorbnad6927 this wasnt even that early

    • @shlorbleflorbnad6927
      @shlorbleflorbnad6927 4 года назад +30

      wack Yikes

    • @wack...
      @wack... 4 года назад +136

      @@shlorbleflorbnad6927 I'm not defending him, I'm saying its worse considering it wasnt even that early in his career.....

    • @wack...
      @wack... 4 года назад +7

      @@shlorbleflorbnad6927 relax

  • @tiefyux
    @tiefyux 9 месяцев назад +8

    Everybody - Vultures 2
    "Everybody want to me to say the wrong thing, ok you the king, burger king"
    -Kanye West

  • @NickMFNGarcia
    @NickMFNGarcia 4 года назад +727

    Vertigo by U2
    “Uno, dos, tres, catorce”
    That’s one, two, three, fourteen if you don’t know Spanish

    • @brandonjohnson1849
      @brandonjohnson1849 4 года назад +26

      Nick Garcia it’s a bible reference I think.

    • @qwertyious
      @qwertyious 4 года назад +56

      What is it if I do know Spanish?

    • @santiagoechavarria1647
      @santiagoechavarria1647 4 года назад +38

      It was the fourteenth album, thus the number

    • @crist_eastwood
      @crist_eastwood 4 года назад +10

      I think there's a reason for that one

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 4 года назад +8

      @@brandonjohnson1849 I dare you to write that in Genius 😂

  • @NimTV
    @NimTV 4 года назад +730

    Eminem still stands as the one rapper, who can create some of the best songs ever written in the genre, and some of the absolute worst. He certainly has had a strange career

    • @taylorthegreat3663
      @taylorthegreat3663 4 года назад +24

      There was kid in my school who graduated and was a eminem fan( like a stan). He considered him as the best and that's all he listens to. I mean. He's good, but he ain't everyone's number 1.

    • @krys8494
      @krys8494 4 года назад +46

      Taylor Carter nobody’s everyone’s number one...but eminem’s creativity in writing in unparalleled

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 года назад +65

      Honestly a lot of his stupid lyrics either feel intentionally goofy or they’re just still so fucking ridiculous they make me laugh anyways.

    • @NimTV
      @NimTV 2 года назад +4

      @@Ismael-kc3ry yeah I can definitely get that. I guess for me it depends on the song. Some of them I like the more weird lyrics, but in some songs, I really don’t

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 года назад +36

      @@NimTV he definitely has some straight up bad lines, but that’s inevitable. I still love the line “I get dough like Ed Sheeran, so call me the gingerbread man” for example. It’s dumb, it’s some clever word play, it’s not deep at all, and either intentionally or not it cracks me up without fail every time

  • @hamham_6411
    @hamham_6411 3 года назад +511

    "ain't nobody judging 'cause i'm black, or my controversial past" - lil dicky as chris fucking brown in "freaky friday"

  • @n8gr8films
    @n8gr8films 3 года назад +12

    “Yeah I’m in my own department. Now I’m workin at the supermarket” it was something like that. -Logic

  • @weebtrash6119
    @weebtrash6119 4 года назад +371

    “put *molly* all in her champagne , she ain’t even know it
    I took her home and enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross 😲😲😲😲😲

  • @Mrsteisag2
    @Mrsteisag2 4 года назад +428

    “Lost my nerve, it’s unnerving”
    -Billie Joe Armstrong

  • @DougCreasy
    @DougCreasy 4 года назад +290

    "smoking loud like Ri-Ri, been drinking gotta go pee pee"
    -Uncle Murda

  • @mrpurple9581
    @mrpurple9581 3 года назад +12

    i cant believe that the same guy who gave MBTDF a light six just defended Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica for like a solid three minutes

  • @Shaolinmike1994
    @Shaolinmike1994 4 года назад +1636

    I’m a Stan but Eminem once said
    “I’m the butt police and I’m looking at your REAR REAR REAR” 😭

    • @alexkay1605
      @alexkay1605 4 года назад +256

      Funny stupid. Not cringey tho

    • @Shaolinmike1994
      @Shaolinmike1994 4 года назад +7

      SAVY yes!

    • @OGreenWorId
      @OGreenWorId 4 года назад +18

      Numb 💀 I think that’s the only verse he’s done w/o cussing

    • @Shaolinmike1994
      @Shaolinmike1994 4 года назад +3

      Gamzee Makara wow I never thought of that. I need to really think about that!

    • @Shaolinmike1994
      @Shaolinmike1994 4 года назад +63

      Daniel Scott it depends. Eminem has always been funny in the things he says, I mean he once made that song “fack” it’s just his odd humor in hip hop. So to the people that listen to him they get it, but if you’re not a fan of it, it can be super cringe