@@isaaccain853 This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by "I never have sex with a condom on Cause I wanna repopulate my city My city My hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood Repopulate my hood" have fun
@Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.
"I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain
It's less funny when you think about how Kim Kardashian owes her entire fame and fortune to her father helping get OJ acquitted for double murder. She made her sex tape to capitalize on being the daughter of the OJ lawyer, to make money off it.
"Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with China, brought the Wraith to China, just to race in China. Lil bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China"
I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.
"You got the yum, yum, yum, yum You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa Whoa-ooh Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy Yeah, you got that yummy, yum That yummy, yum That yummy, yummy" Justin Bieber, "Yummy"
slippin means not paying attention slangly so it's like if he slips over he wasn't paying attention. idk if he means slip like fall over or slip out of popularity but it does make sense
So we're not gonna talk about the laughable Lou Reed line " But she never lost her head even when she was giving head" If a rapper said that it would be a meme
So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him
I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(
Yeah I know no one seemed to catch that shit. "Aye, y'all, I'm going through some really heavy shit, and I'm feeling kind of suicidal, but I'm recognizing that and I'm trying to reach out for help. NOW TURN THE FUCK UP WHO CAN RELATE, WHOOO!!"
People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300 The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected. To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol
People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too
Of course he mistook the Romans for the Spartans. He freely admits to never having read a book in his life. Kanye is LITERALLY r*tarded. He's developmentally delayed on top of being super bipolar and nuts.
i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"
This line has annoyed me since forever. Like it's bad. Like how do you, as a professional, in the music industry, say that into a microphone unironically, and think "yes I should publish that".
3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."
I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing. Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"
Same. I admit that bridge in DoJ is a bit awkward, but so many of their later hits (Drive By, 50 ways to say goodbye, Hey soul sister) were crammed with awful lines.
@@StewartGaming23 that's reaching if you really think Logic is talking about petrodollars. Then again, oil is in the negative in the stock market so lel
There's also the part in Freak On a Leash that I'm not gonna bother trying to write out. I love Jonathan Davis, but some of their lyrics are strange to say the least.
The funny thing about the Fortnite line is the fact that he wrote it when everyone was into fortnite and when he drops it a year later (when people begin to call fortnite trash or corny) everyone gets mad or hates it, if he dropped the song when everyone was into the game y’all wouldn’t be saying shit
I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac" But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it. TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't
Rock songs have a whole lot of overrated lyrics and songwriters , and a whole lot less work goes into writing rock lyrics than lyrics from a real mc . I agree that hip hop has the most complex lyrics of all time , and some of the most poetic
@@ChyornaKotka it's not logical according to massive amounts of people who have no respect for hip hop or the art of m.c. 'ing , and would never even consider the idea that Nas could be a better songwriter than Kurt Cobain
@@Dru_Won Lol I like rock and metal but out of every genre they have the worst and most hypocritical gatekeeping niggas ever! and ironically as a result turn newcomers off from the genre they complain is dying.
I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.
"Artillery, blowin' up your, auxiliary Hit 'em with the intercontinental capabilities Leavin' no stability In the Middle East, Benghazi, Hillary, yeah"
2Chainz has lyrics that are so bad they're amazing. 'got pulled over I was swerving, like hi Officer, when he asked me why I was swerving, I'm high officer.'
Since you are saying that, how creepy has it become that a 90s Dance Project called Corona put out the line "baby, baby, why can't we just be together?" xD
8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid. That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.
On a related note, a Nav collab with Young Thug ended a song singing "You look like my rich auntie, she was the first person wearing Blondie, I used to want to fuck my auntie!"
Viagra boys lyrics are hilarious. Baseball Basketball Wiener dog Short shorts Cigarette Surf board Ping pong Rugby ball Wiener dog Skiing Down on the beach Sports
Pitbull's 'music' is a goldmine of incredibly awful lyrics- here's a sample: '“Your man just left/I’m the plumber tonight/Let me check your pipes/Oh, you’re the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites.”
"I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne
Oof, that one's a doozy.
Loool is that fr?
Eugene Ax
a dookie 💩
Legend
69th like
“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross
"Mighty Muhammad, Son of Osama, Son of a Bitch, one time for my momma" Rick Ross
“Trayvon Martin, I’m never missin’ my target”
That was literally my first thought when I saw the title
this is 100% the worst
Eminem has said waaay worse stuff than that.
Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.
😂💀
Pablo tour was THE Kanye Tour
The 2018 Camp flog, It was pretty cool ngl
Trash Byio i’m pretty sure he was talking about the pablo tour being the most kanye like tour.
were you there?
"I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song
Theres no way that line wasn't ironic
“Playing fortnite with your grandma”
@@devinixm8235 the whole song was ironic lmao
people forget that music to be murdered by is meant to be taken as a joke and lightheartedly.
@@Harrylarry600 kill shot is Eminem going off
Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back
I...agree!
*Shirthony* *Thieftano*
Yeah definitely agree
*i agree*
Juliet This shirt, it’s uh... it’s NOT GOOD
I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"
A La Zay Aye ah yes I misread. My mistake
Another legendary kodak line: “I get stupid on a nigga, like I’m autistic”
Kodak Black should be pictured with a Kodak
That's a great line. You must be confused
I’m fucking young ma long as she gotta coochie
"She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.
The sky is blue, blue is the sky
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
😭this whole thread😂😂
The Air is Good,The Air is Made for Breathing
"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith
he actually included that one in the worst lyrics 2 video lol
At the same time tho, that line is so vomit-inducingly awful that it is honestly great!
I don't care what your into but dude.
I think he meant it as a statement. I think he was just being honest.
What makes this even funnier is that dragons would lay eggs if they were real XD
“Waiter with my coke. Who doesn’t care bout my health.” -Jacob Sartorius
KAJSHHSHAKSHDUAADSHSK
HAHAHAH So stupid
😭
"hey can I get a coke please" "yeah sure here you go" "what the fuck you don't care about my health at all do you"
ngl that’s some pretty good lyrics I fuck with that
Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.
who said that ahaha
@@isaaccain853 This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by
"I never have sex with a condom on
Cause I wanna repopulate my city
My city
My hood
Repopulate my hood
Repopulate my hood
Repopulate my hood"
have fun
What about "DAN SCHNEIDER! I want all my bitches back"
Frankuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Or possibly, like most of "Big Mama".
"And I'm Kanye West"
-Kevin Hart
Assuming yiur talking about earth i didnt know that was kevin hart
Ryan Flanagan Me trying to find who asked
ded🥵😂😂
That line was the best part of earth
@@ryanflanagan9624 omg shut up
"said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake
god tier women equality drake, thanks
Bro when I first heard that line it made me shed a tear 😭
As a queer person, it honestly annoys me to hell when straight men say that
@@JSGRanks Do straight men other than Drake actually say that? Bro I'm so sorry lmao.
@@ziwuri You have no idea lmao; all the fucking time 💀😫😭😆
I like this one:
*Woman getting brutally stabbed*
[Intro: Eminem]
Yeah
Comedy heaven
This is not a lyric and it's not corny lol
What song was that? Same Song and Dance?
@@jaycee598 The song is "Premonition", the intro from MTBMB
Infernus oh ok
“I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty”
-Kodak Black
no way that’s real
@@spacey4216 It's real. It's part of his feature on Drowning by A Boogie with a Hoodie
This song goes hard tho...
@@jamesmontgomery8347 not kodak’s part lmao
I fucking love that line 😂
"It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car"
-the Beatles
''honey pieeeeeeee, honey pieeeeeeeee'' - beatles
Oneeeee and oneee and onee is three
-The Beatles
@@bruce1947 wrong list, that would be "best lyrics of all time"
I AM THE WALRUS
realstiffy goo goo gjoob
" How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay "
Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video
I’m tryna tell doja cat, that I’m tryna indulge in that
tyler the creator did it first,
“How can I be homophobic when my boyfriend’s a f****t?”
it kinda gets less bad when you learn that his girlfriend is actually bisexual and that he supports her, but he had to know how that sounded right ?
This is a bar wym
This is legit the equivalent of the saying "I'm not racist. I have black friends!" 😂
“If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.”
- Bobby Shmurda
The goat
Shmurda is a thoughtful man
This line is making me doubt reality
That’s just good pet advice
Honestly I like it
“You ain’t from Russia, so girl why you rushing?”- Nelly
This needs more likes...
..cuz, Jesus tap dancing Christ, that line...
Goddamn...not might be the best but that was hella creative..I can't💀
LMAO *laughs in russian*
Pimp juice WoooooooHOOOOOOOOooooooo
I'm really hoping he's referring to CYKA BLYAT RUSH B
If he is then that's genius
“We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019
To be fair that one got a laugh out of me when I first heard it
That whole song was uh.... something?
Do you fuck with the war?
KM Correa Huh?
@KM Correa i fuck with that war hectic, given the alternative was letting whole ethnicities and racial groups being wiped off the face of the earth.
pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope
Yeah, pitbull is super smart.
Waluigi to Luigi
“I go so hard they call me go so hard”
-lil Wayne
Based
Squat On The Comet actually this is bars
Squat On The Comet better than bob Dylan
@@rickeymitchell8303 Lil Wayne is much better than the Dylan guy that no one knows about.
@@zackzallie8735 Lil Wayne was the Tambourine man
"Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin
oh my god, so d e e p
God, why did I like Hopsin in middle school? Only like 4 of his songs are at least listenable to me now
@Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.
Pro lific it’s not even exaggeration tho. His corniness and poor taste makes it justified
I still really like his music although he is corny and nobody can change that
“If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day
I think I just became dumber for reading that one :|
Basic education really helps
hahaha, only in america
ruclips.net/video/0yUbZKzjuLM/видео.html
@Descartes' Apparition *slowly raises hand* uh sir black holes are the largest single bodies in the universe....I think.
i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king
Just tell on themselves, man.
Ikr? Check out Panty Shot by Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmg Urine is a sicko.
rap snitches
@@mammamiaculpatelling all their business
@@thatoneguy3332 sit in the an be their own star witness
"I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain
“I’m addicted to crackin’ skulls when punks start static” (he was talking about you)
I have a brain injury, my brain is injured - vortigaunt
at least he means it in a different sense unlike the kodak line
Fred Durst needs to forget what words are tbh
@@koenmetekohy1296 I don't think he even know words, man.....
"I feel good, sometimes I don't"
- Drake
"I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"
@@Designed1 Satirical? No?
drake perfectly illustrates the duality of humankind in an unequivocal and personal manner, top 5 bar for me
"I don't take naps"
Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
“This biggity boys’ a diggity dog” - Pitbull
I can’t tell if this is the best or worst
The best, obviously
😂😂😂
Dale
Giggity.
MR WORLDWIDE
“Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ”
Kanye west
I actually love this line
yes
Ok that one actually is clever though
It's less funny when you think about how Kim Kardashian owes her entire fame and fortune to her father helping get OJ acquitted for double murder. She made her sex tape to capitalize on being the daughter of the OJ lawyer, to make money off it.
“I watched my grandpa say peniš” -NBA Youngboy
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He actually said I watched my grandpa save pennies but i prefer the other version
Random Shitposter maybe thats the joke of it
Random Shitposter WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS BASING MY COLLEGE THESIS OFF THAT SHIT AND NOW I GOTTA REWRITE THIS 143 PAGE ESSAY FUCK MAN FUCKKKKKKKK
@@soylentcompany5235 gee really!?!. How ever could i have known
“Got Chinese eyes, she looking Chinese”
- U Was at the Club
I find this song almost touching because the guy seems so honest,and yeah it's bad but you're not going to tell a child that his drawing is shit
I love that song
It actually makes sense tho. He‘s talking about his own eyes looking chinese because he‘s so high and I guess his lady is from china.
"Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake
do they
@@harlslee8747 "they do, they do!"
Peppermint Tea Please I just wanna finish what you think you started
@@bluefacebaby4663 man you boys just got to Hollywood you boys just STAAAARTED
Neo with the accent you don’t know what you just started
"She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede
😂😂
Classic
“I was so young, when I was born.”
- George Harrison
Yeah,the Beatles have among both the best and the worst lyrics out there
BANGER of a track though
comedic genius
Kinda deep doe
That was a joke. Have you seen the vid? All tounge and cheek!
"im just as white as that Mona Lisa, I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha, I'm bi racial so bye Felicia" -logic
Don’t listen to logic can’t tell if real or fake
@@RomanZolanski123 it is, I'm pretty sure.
@@RomanZolanski123 It's real...
GigatronusPrime link?
LMFAOOO
"I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno"
Macklemore
Imagine being a male feminist lol
@@indianajones8958 yeah imagine not being lmao shut up dipshit
calypso bro you are most likely overestimating how smart XLR8 actually is
Emam Khan 🤣🤣🤣
Emam Khan r/wrongusageofsimp
“Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce”
- Nicki Minaj
oh nicki.. shes a good rapper but she always says some shit like this and makes me think why. like the line about duct tape.
"Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with China, brought the Wraith to China, just to race in China. Lil bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China"
@@TR13400 🤮
That's soo random wtf lol
@@_UglyBarnacle no she’s not a rapper or even good at that, she’s only used for sex sales
I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.
It's so good cause the G in lasagna is silent
@@Lemonssssss dope bar breakdown
it's pretty good but idg the hype there's no double meaning to lasagna other than it having a silent g
@@ZLaw21 lmao found the Genius writer
Word
"Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.
He ain't say that ironically?
Rodrigo Peres lol
@@rodrigoperes3336 Don't care if it's ironic or not, it's super cringe
I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.
JumpSonic personally I think it was betond forgivable, 7-1’ing Brazil like that
“My Choppa gay so I pulled him out the closet”
- Chief Keef
i think my choppa gay*
Honestly. BARS.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂🙆🏾♂️
Fucking poetry
“In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf
This is a lyrical masterpiece
"You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa
Whoa-ooh
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy"
Justin Bieber, "Yummy"
Basically whole song is terrible
No joke, that song has credits for the writing of the lyrics alone of SIX PEOPLE. Yeah... it took SIX PEOPLE to write that literal dooky. /NotSarcasm
@@BossInvader1 jesus christ what?
@@solartea_ Hey, that kind of depth takes a team to acquire.
@@BossInvader1 😂😂😂😂lmao
“That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”
When there is a hot coffee pot
that's an awfully real gun
I forgot!
Should i drop it on Donald Trumps head? Probably not.
I'm sure em stans find a way to praise this as genius
Never let me slip, cause if i slip then im slippin
- Dr. Dre
It looks so stupid but it sounds amazing with his delivery and voice
Well technically idk if he writes any of his lyrics
slippin means not paying attention slangly so it's like if he slips over he wasn't paying attention. idk if he means slip like fall over or slip out of popularity but it does make sense
@@noahdiluca9857 yeah you're right but it still looks stupid, there's meaning to it but he could have said it in another way
He means in a gang sense as in getting caught out by an enemy gang.
Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry
Nah, Stitches is the Florida Man of the music industry.
Damn that is so true.
Your pfp is based
What does that make Kid Rock?
Represent!
‘I don't play no games less we talkin Fortnite’ - logic
" the best part about talking shit on my back is that it gets back to me ". Big Sean
how uncanny cus he made keanuu reeves waaaayy b4 when fortnite was popular
This was when fortnite was good tho
@@redoni9175 it was definitely after and a but during the hype that he said that
Bu-Bu-but fortnite is pretty good. You only think it bad because a few cringe children play it
“I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite” - Logic
Nah
@ً Goddamn he did. That's just so trash and way below what I expected from Logic.
Zion Luke it was a good song but that lyric is out of place imo
he only said it cause the game was still popular or at least relevant at the time
"I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Among Us" - Logic 2020
“Japanese diet, only thing I eat is kimchi” - young dro
"Rubber band banks, boi-oi-oing
Tokyo diamonds, choi-oi-oing"
- Young Dro
Honestly "Japanese diet" is a cool pun (Japan's legislature's called the diet). Shame young dro dropped the ball on it.
young dro supports the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere
So we're not gonna talk about the laughable Lou Reed line
" But she never lost her head even when she was giving head"
If a rapper said that it would be a meme
@@michaelavanessian8558 he could have just replaced "kimchi" with "sushi", same syllables and rhyme and actually makes sense lol
So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him
"its real fucked up like a fucked up crime" had me rolling
Who said this
The man himself. Fred Durst.
Hot Dog is one of the best worst songs I've ever heard. It's like the music version of The Room.
Had you rolling? That's exactly what they want you to be doing 0_0
@@mememachine-386 fr
So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18
Read your comment as soon as I saw it
Why am I just now noticing that?
That sly melon
And then it grows back 😳😳
gotta keep his head clean
I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(
my condolences man :(
That sucks ass, my neighbour's garage exploded and much of the night before is tainted with that
Exploded?
“Please stop being petty, I don’t want no more spaghetti” -Quavo, You Said
chur ricardo that’s a great verse besides that line
_lol I have no idea what you could mean_
I mean it rhymes so it’s good, right?
*Right??*
dont forget quavo also said "Nah you don't want no drama boy
I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy"
Still an elite verse
Migos used to have that hunger and their verses had a bit more soul than it has now more specifically Quavo. Quavo just don’t gaf anymore.
“I don’t play no games less we talkin Fortnite” - Logic
thats not even that bad compared to the rest on here
Aelphin nah it’s horrible
@@psyche7668 its really not
Aelphin yes it is, it’s trash coming from logic who was showing true potential then just destroyed it
PSYCHE what are you on about
How could no one mention this classic?
“Who can relate? [woo]”
-Logic, on the topic of suicide
"1-800 then I kill the pussy who can relate" is just ass bad 😂
I actually hate this song. I think it’s just awful.
Yeah I know no one seemed to catch that shit. "Aye, y'all, I'm going through some really heavy shit, and I'm feeling kind of suicidal, but I'm recognizing that and I'm trying to reach out for help. NOW TURN THE FUCK UP WHO CAN RELATE, WHOOO!!"
ALL MY SUICIDAL BROTHAS IN THE CLUB PUT YO HANDS IN THE AAAAAIR!
Exact reason I've always thought it was a stupid song. One reason anyway.
People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300
The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected.
To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol
The trojans double entendre doesn't really work with romans either. Whereas spartans would have
People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too
Of course he mistook the Romans for the Spartans. He freely admits to never having read a book in his life. Kanye is LITERALLY r*tarded. He's developmentally delayed on top of being super bipolar and nuts.
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Thought you could be ironic and post tpab lyrics
Riccardo Fontanesi I wish I could like your comment a thousand times😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💔 so true
"What's next, what's next, what's *N-X-E-T* " - Warren G
vsauce
He also spells his own name wrong in the same song. He spells his name Warrer G.
Someone needs to Regulate his lyrics
@@mrwassef 💀
@@mrwassef bruhh
“Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?” -6ix9ine
i don’t really mind that one bc it’s supposed to be ironic. although i understand your viewpoint.
Huh!?
@@tommytimmy8441 exactly
The only appropriate response to that lyric is “yes”
That lyric has been engraved into my brain
i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"
The boggle rhyme is dope
That last one's riffing on Run-DMC right?
“Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips”- 3OH!3
Okay that is halarious tho
Holy shit I was just transported back to middle school lmao
I haven't heard that name in years
WHOA OH
Lmaooooooo, srry hellen keller but this is too funny
"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'." -Dr. Dre
they say pictures paint a thousand words, well these words paint a thousand pictures
@@hahahayeahbut3099 thats lowkey fire
Doesn’t dre have a ghost writer as well?
This line has annoyed me since forever. Like it's bad. Like how do you, as a professional, in the music industry, say that into a microphone unironically, and think "yes I should publish that".
never let me eat, cause if i eat then i'm eatin'🤣🤣🤣
“I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains”
- Shakira, 2009
This says alot about society
@@alanboshoff20 haha
Yet we live in one.
2001*
That one is so funny I genuinely can’t hate it
3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."
I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing.
Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"
"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant."
jaden can still get it
mood
@@heartache5742 text in your icon certainly checks out
@@grey-pilled5253 i know.
I think you meant to post this comment on "greatest lyrics of all time"
"Im like a squirrel, always looking for a nut"
-Pitbull
"They're just tryin to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world."
- DOOM
I dont think 50 cent understands how squirrels work
nah bro this bar is hard
what
"Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwarddddss" -Rebecca Black
She was like 15 when she wrote that tho, whatever
Edit- *13
I always thought it was 'after words', which is so much worse.
@@WiloPolis03 she didn't write that song
@@pratimangautam6541 She didn't write Friday?
Unless this is a fake quote Fantano comment and in which case don't censor my name in the woooosh post
@@WiloPolis03 lol meanwhile Biggie Smalls freestylin' at the age of 17 wtf does that had to with age?
The way someone brought up Train and didn’t say “My heart is bound to beat right out my *untrimmed chest* “
Same. I admit that bridge in DoJ is a bit awkward, but so many of their later hits (Drive By, 50 ways to say goodbye, Hey soul sister) were crammed with awful lines.
“In the Middle East they drill me” -Logic
Tony Ly well he’s really talking from the perspective of money so it kinda makes sense no pun intended
Tony Ly out of context this sounds hilarious 🤣
@@StewartGaming23 that's reaching if you really think Logic is talking about petrodollars. Then again, oil is in the negative in the stock market so lel
biracial AND bisexual
King
did you know that logic is biracial?
"Was Eminem okay when he wrote this line ?" I mean no he had an overdose and went to rehab a year later lmao
💀💀💀
But you know, you get cool points if you hate on eminem
People always seem to forget that his addiction was at its worst when he wrote that track, and including it on Greatest Hits was clearly a joke
@@thehandleisuseless I don't think melon has ever hated on eminem
@@thehandleisuseless revival was easily a not good and fantano spared him with a 2 he does not hate on Em
“Turn the 6 upside down it’s a 9 now” - drake
😫
Eh when taking into consideration how this song fits into the album and the meaning behind the song I think this line is kinda hard
Stolen from Bladee
@@lizzymacgyver name of the song?
Nah that's actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"You think you the shit? You ain't even the fart."
- Ice Spice
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!" - Kid Rock
So that's why he's called that
That's terrible. Lol
From the Osmosis Jones movie
Mark Mayonnaise LMAO BRUHHH IM DYING
@@markmayonnaise1163 that was fuckin funny
This dude looks like logic in 10 years
Matthew Davies man he looks like his older cousin, knowledge
Anthony can say n?
I thought this was gonna be logic dragging his own album Lol
Logic - Suicide
10/10 original comment
"I just ate a sushi from Japan , now I'm gonna kick it Jackie Chan" 😑😑
Yeah that might actually be the worst
love the insight of Chinese generally hating the Japanese, too
song was a vybe though
@@jordanalex6880 That line was mind numbingly stupid though
@@WoahLookAtThatFreak yeah definitely. first time i heard it i was like "huh?" but then im like "eh, whatever. issa bop"
"rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot twist ... twist " - KoRn
There's also the part in Freak On a Leash that I'm not gonna bother trying to write out. I love Jonathan Davis, but some of their lyrics are strange to say the least.
“How they got me battling Elvis Pussley?” -Nick Cannon’s diss to Eminem
lmfaooo I forgot about this
Yeah, if Eminem is Elvis 50 Cent may as well be Dean Martin
That was so bad I cringed
I mean its funny lol
LMAO
Logic's verse on Keanu Reeves: "I ain't playing games,unless we talking fortnite"
Ikr
Oh lord
Logic post-incredible true story is a fountain of cringe. Before that, he was pretty decent imo
The funny thing about the Fortnite line is the fact that he wrote it when everyone was into fortnite and when he drops it a year later (when people begin to call fortnite trash or corny) everyone gets mad or hates it, if he dropped the song when everyone was into the game y’all wouldn’t be saying shit
@@joseprado7973 I think Fortnite was always cringe.
"bruh"
-the beatles
I can't remember 😂 or are you trollin 😂
@@AvanRoyOfficial search the lyrics for "obladi oblada" 😂 you'll fine it in the chorus part
Brah*
Bruh (-the Beatles)
Life goes on *Bruhhhh*
Yeah I felt that Paul lol
I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac"
But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it.
TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't
"This biggity boy's a diggity dog" - Pitbull
mr worldwide
Rap has the best and worst lyrics of any genre: let’s argue
Rock songs have a whole lot of overrated lyrics and songwriters , and a whole lot less work goes into writing rock lyrics than lyrics from a real mc . I agree that hip hop has the most complex lyrics of all time , and some of the most poetic
Dru Won 💯, respect from Detroit too
@@Dru_Won that's kind of logical, though, as this genre is mostly based on lyrics. Rock/metal engages it's audience with instruments and vocals.
@@ChyornaKotka it's not logical according to massive amounts of people who have no respect for hip hop or the art of m.c. 'ing , and would never even consider the idea that Nas could be a better songwriter than Kurt Cobain
@@Dru_Won Lol I like rock and metal but out of every genre they have the worst and most hypocritical gatekeeping niggas ever! and ironically as a result turn newcomers off from the genre they complain is dying.
“Why you gotta fight me at the cheesecake, you know I love to go there.” - Drake
But why she have to do him like that, at the mf CHEESECAKE
He talking about she drawlin everywhere
I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.
"smoking loud like Ri-Ri, been drinking gotta go pee pee"
-Uncle Murda
"I'm more crazy than a short lady giving birth to eight-four babies in the back of a Porsche Cayman"
"Artillery, blowin' up your, auxiliary
Hit 'em with the intercontinental capabilities
Leavin' no stability
In the Middle East, Benghazi, Hillary, yeah"
BlueWhales this sounds like an Eminem bar but with no double meaning or punch line or anything creative
BlueWhales This is like if Eminem’s verse on Forgot About Dre developed dementia
Bryan Chu oh my god I forgot about this shit it’s so fucking funny.
Gunnar Terhune It’s this thing Fantano reviewed which is a song called “death to mumble rap” look it up.
"A six year difference is a ten year sentence"
-Tyler, the Creator
Jesus Christ dude, Tyler said some weird shit early in his career
@@shlorbleflorbnad6927 this wasnt even that early
wack Yikes
@@shlorbleflorbnad6927 I'm not defending him, I'm saying its worse considering it wasnt even that early in his career.....
@@shlorbleflorbnad6927 relax
4:18 DID NO ONE NOTICE FANTANO GOING FROM SHORT HAIR TO BALD?!
2Chainz has lyrics that are so bad they're amazing.
'got pulled over I was swerving, like hi Officer, when he asked me why I was swerving, I'm high officer.'
That’s actually a bar
"Rest in peace to the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix"
"she got a big booty so i call her big booty"
@@dudebr0599 SKRT SKRT
Wish a n**** would, like a kitchen cabinet
“She’s got buns, I’ve got aspurgers”
Eminem from revival
Yo that works on levels 🤯
Yo that's deep af bro
Proof of "just because it works doesn't mean it should be said"
OMG Thesechocodiles he did
OMG Thesechocodiles straigh up one of his “bars” I use the term very loosely
“Look at my wrist Corona, my neck got Ebola”- Lilliam Pumpernickel
I'm dying rn
that name extension got me good 😂
Since you are saying that, how creepy has it become that a 90s Dance Project called Corona put out the line "baby, baby, why can't we just be together?" xD
Great news: Ebola is back!
The funny thing is that the corona line is sick without him even realising it
8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid.
That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.
One of the worst song lyrics is the where Nav complains that a breakup made him feel like he lost his kidney
he got head in front of toys r us
Could it be he wanted to make a biblical reference to Adam losing a rib to make Eve and fucked it up?
On a related note, a Nav collab with Young Thug ended a song singing "You look like my rich auntie, she was the first person wearing Blondie, I used to want to fuck my auntie!"
Crazy Luigi honestly thugger just has a whole treasure trove of weird lyrics
@@forever1reign Indeed he does!
"We had a little dog, such a little dog, but it reminded me of a large dog, just a miniature size." -Viagra Boys
What the fuck are you talking about, that's genious
It looks more like comedy gold than actual lyrics that could mesh with the song!!!
Everything about viagra boys is amazin
Viagra boys lyrics are hilarious.
Baseball
Basketball
Wiener dog
Short shorts
Cigarette
Surf board
Ping pong
Rugby ball
Wiener dog
Skiing
Down on the beach
Sports
That’s not a real stage name. Pls don’t tell me that’s real-
i have never opened a fantano video this early, the comments aren't telling me what to think yet
shaneyboy Enjoy it while you can
Me too
fucking npcs
That's what the video's for
It’s like a desert out here
Everybody - Vultures 2
"Everybody want to me to say the wrong thing, ok you the king, burger king"
-Kanye West
Pitbull's 'music' is a goldmine of incredibly awful lyrics- here's a sample: '“Your man just left/I’m the plumber tonight/Let me check your pipes/Oh, you’re the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites.”
Luke's Game Page dale
That's an absolute banger
The checked his pipe. Didn't know he's gay. I learn new stuff everyday.
Its an artistic way of saying "Imma fill you up once your man leaves" lmao
Wut
“Opened her legs so I had to insert”
-Nav
"Make my own beats and I write my own words" right after is what always gets me lol
@@mnif001 Yeah like we can tell dude
What about the “lean in my belly to marinate the beans” or whatever it was ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
“I grabbed her a$$ and she called me a perv”
-Nav
This comment gets way better with the pfp for some reason
"She blow me like a cello"
~Lil something (2018?)
Yatchty
Lil Yachty on the song Peekaboo
He then goes on to say he was thinking of the instrument Squidward plays, a flute.
When Squidward plays _the clarinet._
God he is just dumb as hell.
“Yeah I’m in my own department. Now I’m workin at the supermarket” it was something like that. -Logic
“Lost my nerve, it’s unnerving”
-Billie Joe Armstrong
Tf😂😂
This crosses into so bad it's good territory
i like that song....
How did Green Day go from good songwriters to the garbage they're putting out now? It's heartbreaking.
@@colina1330 midlife crisis?