Accidentally Taking LSD Before a Job Interview

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • In todays video, I talk about accidentally taking LSD before a job interview. I hope you enjoy!
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Комментарии • 761

  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  4 года назад +1706

    Hit the quan.

  • @floopygoober5003
    @floopygoober5003 4 года назад +1284

    goblin: her outfit probably cost more than the sales made that day. calm down.
    also goblin: i wore my gucci belt, tommy hilfiger sweater, and jordans to the job interview

  • @grantspersonal
    @grantspersonal 4 года назад +1574

    I know a friend who went to a Tbell interview on LSD, he got the job.

    • @NoodlePastie
      @NoodlePastie 4 года назад +407

      Believable as fuck taco bell be understaffed as fuck you could probably tell your interviewer you're tripping and still get the job...

    • @gorukooo
      @gorukooo 4 года назад +25

      AssNasty Truth

    • @2amendthe2amend
      @2amendthe2amend 4 года назад +79

      Taco Bell’s near my area hire at 14. They really don’t have great standards

    • @blazegulizack
      @blazegulizack 4 года назад +42

      My buddy showed up to his TB shift 8 hours into a trip

    • @hunterg4495
      @hunterg4495 4 года назад +75

      Every time I go to taco at least 1 or 2 workers are high

  • @outlaws9295
    @outlaws9295 4 года назад +869

    Bro, you handle acid the same way I do. Everyone plans that shit so meticulously with huge events, then there's me: popping tabs and doing my laundry

    • @davinator_peepo2102
      @davinator_peepo2102 4 года назад +193

      I dropped 3 tabs, thought they didn’t work smoked some weed. Thought I died and went to heaven

    • @willrickerman5392
      @willrickerman5392 4 года назад +16

      I dont plan shit besides for high doses I get nice and comfy

    • @lildev7816
      @lildev7816 4 года назад

      David T same exact story right here

    • @djrecords4849
      @djrecords4849 4 года назад +1

      outlaws9295 lmao same. Like if I’m bored I’ll just take sum tabs for like dude. I’ll just eat them like candy lmao

    • @Brooklyn-pr6sr
      @Brooklyn-pr6sr 4 года назад +3

      You gotta live in the moment for shit like this imo, if you're gonna do it--do it. And if anyone here who reads this needs an actually reliable source for psychedelics or just about anything else lmk.
      Hit me up on snapchat: insomniacorpus
      (Or get "Wicker Me" if you don't have snap)
      My Wicker me: falsy

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 4 года назад +1305

    Goblin is going to be that grandpa with some rowdy ass stories.

    • @Starscream8896
      @Starscream8896 4 года назад +16

      fake ass stories this kid is a clown

    • @billymehr
      @billymehr 4 года назад +3

      Finessefiend, what?

    • @Starscream8896
      @Starscream8896 4 года назад +10

      Billy Bob all his stories are fake as fuck lmfao goblin is a virgin

    • @jhinthevirtuoso4886
      @jhinthevirtuoso4886 4 года назад +24

      @@Starscream8896 even if it is its still enjoyable

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 4 года назад +25

      were just gonna ignore the smoke stream while he was also drunk yesterday and pretty sure hes at least tripped on stream as well clearly hes at least done some of the stuff hes talked about

  • @joefish294
    @joefish294 2 года назад +124

    You know it's a good story when goblin explains the old Uber trick

  • @taylorvivona1979
    @taylorvivona1979 4 года назад +133

    The LSD was a guide to keep Goblin away from a terrible cubicle job

  • @kara8614
    @kara8614 4 года назад +226

    My guy still had some of his slur from the day drinking stream yesterday, mans a champion bustin out a story time afterwards

  • @travisfaulkner4659
    @travisfaulkner4659 4 года назад +79

    I worked a gas station late night shift while tripping. Shit was terrifying 😂

    • @juliennizan3129
      @juliennizan3129 10 месяцев назад +14

      this is the plot to the regular show pilot lmfaooo

  • @connorm.3158
    @connorm.3158 4 года назад +80

    The one with Gucci belt and Jordan’s: “she’s overdressed”

  • @MerryRose__
    @MerryRose__ Год назад +21

    Love how almost every acid story has goblin staring some poor woman down

  • @cameronsarrett1606
    @cameronsarrett1606 4 года назад +268

    This reminds me of when I was tripping on 300ug at breakfast with my girlfriends parents.

    • @shooooooter
      @shooooooter 4 года назад +8

      Cameron Sarrett why yo

    • @jeffreyssvtproductions1986
      @jeffreyssvtproductions1986 4 года назад +21

      @@shooooooter because loser thats why

    • @semajyo9628
      @semajyo9628 4 года назад +12

      Legend

    • @cameronsarrett1606
      @cameronsarrett1606 4 года назад +13

      @@shooooooter boredom the night before, and I kind of forgot I had scheduled the breakfast

    • @instantkfc6661
      @instantkfc6661 4 года назад +5

      @@cameronsarrett1606 took 3 before school before🤣

  • @rockyrafty
    @rockyrafty 4 года назад +38

    Imagine chilling on ur phone like nothing's going on and in someone else's lsd ridden brain all they are thinking about is the warping of ur pupils that they are seeing

  • @Rawyalty220
    @Rawyalty220 4 года назад +80

    Goblin has the best acid stories on RUclips

    • @Cruz-tc6df
      @Cruz-tc6df 4 года назад +9

      Yea, I now have a whole years worth of experience with the drug. I’ve seen the good the bad and the ugly with acid. And I guess listening to his story’s make me feel better as a person (I feel like a better person simply for being more responsible than he is during my acid trips) because the way he tells it seem genuine enough to believe. The way he describes it reminds me a lot all my experiences with the drug. Good trip turning into a bad trip. I’ve been there too. (Edits were to fix grammatical errors)

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 4 года назад +1

      FirePackOnly420 where P no at??

    • @Rawyalty220
      @Rawyalty220 4 года назад

      Rosinlife87 the ugly corner

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 4 года назад +1

      FirePackOnly420 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Randomhero3
      @Randomhero3 3 года назад

      I like ur pic of blackmarket bs pot. I know u arent smart bc either a you think it's real or b you want others to think it's real.

  • @Blinker777
    @Blinker777 4 года назад +71

    goblin: “ i wasn’t paying for uber but i had a gucci belt “ 💀

  • @bartsimp3003
    @bartsimp3003 4 года назад +33

    Love how u uploaded right after I just got done smoking a joint.
    In quarantine and I just copped a Q

    • @paulveba6225
      @paulveba6225 4 года назад +9

      ooooo lucky, my plug has fucking corona

    • @sundt4419
      @sundt4419 4 года назад +11

      Paul Weber \\ wOAH yOUR pLuG hAS aLcOHoL??1?!!1

    • @paulveba6225
      @paulveba6225 4 года назад +1

      David Sundt ?? when did i say that, he has coke molly acid weed shrooms and k

    • @Brooklyn-pr6sr
      @Brooklyn-pr6sr 4 года назад +1

      Good shit, just got my lil personal zip dropped off and I'm feeling good. Sidenote tho, if anyone here who reads this needs an actually reliable source for psychedelics or just about anything else lmk.
      Hit me up on snapchat: insomniacorpus
      (Or get "Wicker Me" if you don't have snap)
      My Wicker me: falsy
      Peace

    • @ssanide6424
      @ssanide6424 4 года назад +1

      @@Brooklyn-pr6sr do you mean seller?

  • @bigant3019
    @bigant3019 4 года назад +162

    “Like guiding a special needs kid through a calculus course” 😂

  • @tomohawk7203
    @tomohawk7203 4 года назад +68

    bro am trippin balls rn n its like u made this in perfect timing

  • @ImOnlyWesso
    @ImOnlyWesso 4 года назад +15

    Goblin been educating us since our youthful stoner days

  • @zanifest
    @zanifest 3 года назад +5

    literally one of your best storytimes

  • @LK_508-30
    @LK_508-30 4 года назад +80

    4:31 "even with job interviews, things as *small* as that"

  • @Will-xq4do
    @Will-xq4do 4 года назад +23

    “The patterns were scaring me” I just pictured a grower man being scared of a button down

  • @jayth3kid641
    @jayth3kid641 4 года назад +22

    Bruh, the fucking rage quit halfway through had me dead

    • @AGAR-ug9lu
      @AGAR-ug9lu 3 месяца назад

      "piece of fucking shit game"

  • @clapflamer6962
    @clapflamer6962 4 года назад +53

    “Ok Goblin it’s time for your job interview!”
    Goblin- “OoPs I aCcIdEnTaLlY dRoPpEd AcId”

  • @revolverschamber
    @revolverschamber 3 года назад +8

    I just started watching this guy videos a couple days ago and I can't stop watching them lol, also got to love the name on the videos it just make me laugh so hard!

  • @scott_socked
    @scott_socked 4 года назад +18

    *accidentally takes out a tab and puts it on tounge* "oops I accidentally took acid"

  • @isaiahezra
    @isaiahezra 4 года назад +38

    Broo😂i saw the title and was like"ay this bouta be a hoot"

    • @c4RePz
      @c4RePz 4 года назад +1

      Peep 🤘🏽

    • @jdl76556
      @jdl76556 4 года назад +1

      absolute hoot and a holler

    • @thomasclaflin8642
      @thomasclaflin8642 4 года назад

      lmao there is absolutely no way this is real that’s not how acid works

  • @psychedelic_salad694
    @psychedelic_salad694 4 года назад +28

    And this is how I lost my job, I forgot I had work the next day and I worked part time so the days on my schedule were different every week which was annoying asf. I took a couple tabs at around 8 guessing I didn’t have work which was stupid and my trip lasted for a good 14 hours so at around 8 in the morning I get a call from my work and they asked me why I wasn’t in today and for some dumbass reason started laughing like extremely hard and they just told me not to come back

  • @Heisenberg-35
    @Heisenberg-35 3 месяца назад +18

    Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery. It's quite fascinating how effective they are for depression and stress..saved my life.

    • @JoelMathew-qk1qh
      @JoelMathew-qk1qh 3 месяца назад +4

      Psychedelics definitely have potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them but it's just hard to source out here.

    • @anitaknothy7572
      @anitaknothy7572 3 месяца назад +3

      He often interacts on insta, using the user below..

    • @anitaknothy7572
      @anitaknothy7572 3 месяца назад +3

      Ted_winston21

    • @anitaknothy7572
      @anitaknothy7572 3 месяца назад +4

      yeah mate... @ted_winston21

    • @anitaknothy7572
      @anitaknothy7572 3 месяца назад +4

      Remember to refer him after working with him.

  • @jarryspringer7613
    @jarryspringer7613 4 года назад +3

    I’ve bin watching you’re videos before bed for like three years now man I fucking dig ya keep up the good work !

  • @RiskRiseRepeat
    @RiskRiseRepeat 4 года назад +3

    Classic as usual 🔥Big up from ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 4 года назад +21

    I went to a McDonald’s interview on klonopin and I was pretty high since I just smoked with the plug. Stumbled in and started asking about my interview, all the workers were arguing to the point the manager called a staff meeting in the middle of the fucking McDonalds. I was not trying to be a part of that shit show so I just walked out.

  • @martinsmotivationalmoves329
    @martinsmotivationalmoves329 2 года назад +1

    Yo, one of your best videos here! Good work.

  • @murderethanmeat9043
    @murderethanmeat9043 4 года назад +116

    That makes me wanna play that golf game and I’m high asf😂😳

    • @Darren-xo8jw
      @Darren-xo8jw 4 года назад +6

      the golf is so entertaining lol

    • @colin689
      @colin689 4 года назад +9

      It's called Tower Unite

    • @tristinmishap4066
      @tristinmishap4066 2 года назад

      @@colin689 bro i was looking for the name of it thank you lm,ao

  • @placeboism
    @placeboism 4 года назад +27

    Next episode: “taking a tab before meeting step sister”

  • @BilBon13
    @BilBon13 4 года назад +6

    I’ve been watching your videos for a couple years their funny and all in all they are just a hoot in a hollar

    • @blades6351
      @blades6351 2 года назад

      Your grammar pisses me off.

  • @prodsykik
    @prodsykik 4 года назад +4

    One of your best videos yet, or it’s just cause I’m high af right now gaga

  • @reepp2442
    @reepp2442 4 года назад +10

    This video was so awesome goblin I listen to your vids in the shower and you always make me take hour long showers

  • @yungdegree-8127
    @yungdegree-8127 4 года назад +2

    bro i tripped last night and it’s so funny hearing your story i couldn’t imagine doing an interview 😂

  • @devinm124
    @devinm124 4 года назад

    Haven't seen one of your vids since dxm @ school, glad to see the consistent dank thumbnails and content. S/o to the algorithm

  • @chasesoule2305
    @chasesoule2305 4 года назад +10

    We just gonna ignore this man raging at golf🤣 love you bro haha

  • @rydogrittman1871
    @rydogrittman1871 2 года назад +4

    Originally thought this guy was just telling some
    Lame stories about smoking but after tricking me into watching 100 other videos I’ve realized this dude really just sends it in life lol

  • @atrax2398
    @atrax2398 4 года назад +21

    19:52 when your crush texts you “your cute “

  • @Tommytg3
    @Tommytg3 4 года назад +2

    Mann nelk is the only other RUclips channel to make me laugh this hard I love you goblin 😂

  • @justyouraverageplayer5202
    @justyouraverageplayer5202 4 года назад

    saw the title and had to click right away. haven't even pressed play but i already know this is a certified hoot and a holler.

  • @baccarah7010
    @baccarah7010 4 года назад +5

    This guys life is so crazy you almost cant believe it

  • @KixRust
    @KixRust 4 года назад +1

    first 20 min goblin video in 5 months i think yes

  • @ryanbyars4336
    @ryanbyars4336 4 года назад +15

    is it bad that not only am i enjoying the story, but i am also enjoying the gameplay lmao

  • @andrewdominique9734
    @andrewdominique9734 4 года назад +6

    goblin i fucking love u i listen to you when high sober wtv i love your stories keep up the good work

  • @ColterN10
    @ColterN10 4 года назад +21

    bro, you literally could have just chewed up a benzo and been fine

    • @lukearnoldinstrumentals
      @lukearnoldinstrumentals 4 года назад +8

      But having good stories probably makes him more bread than that job would have.

    • @ixizi4529
      @ixizi4529 4 года назад

      @@lukearnoldinstrumentals no

    • @lukearnoldinstrumentals
      @lukearnoldinstrumentals 4 года назад +6

      @@ixizi4529 uhh you do realize he gets paid for video monetization yeah? And he relies on good stories for videos. Soooo.... Yes, actually. Dumb ass

    • @ixizi4529
      @ixizi4529 4 года назад

      @@lukearnoldinstrumentals no, one good story would not make him more money then that job would've, dumbass

    • @lukearnoldinstrumentals
      @lukearnoldinstrumentals 4 года назад +7

      @@ixizi4529 if he thought that way throughout life he would have no good stories.

  • @heathbar5406
    @heathbar5406 4 года назад +2

    One of the best goblin stories of all time lmaoo

  • @XoDeathwish7
    @XoDeathwish7 11 месяцев назад +2

    if i had a dollar for everytkme i’d heard goblin explain the ol uber finesse i’d be atleast 30$ richer

  • @danielgonzales1645
    @danielgonzales1645 3 года назад +5

    This man said I would celebrate by slamming a few tabs on my tongue 😂😂

  • @dooderman8361
    @dooderman8361 2 года назад +1

    13:20 I thought you were about to say “there was only one thing giving colour to this office; my pink Gucci belt”

  • @PeezyThaD0n
    @PeezyThaD0n 3 года назад +3

    13:52 "Pieced of fucking shit game" 😭😭😭😂 Lmaooo

  • @chrisburruel3019
    @chrisburruel3019 4 года назад +8

    Ive done this and ended up being the best interview of my life. 😂😂💯

  • @ashjay5245
    @ashjay5245 Год назад +1

    My man raging at the golf game half way through 😂 legend

  • @Sarah-by1pt
    @Sarah-by1pt 2 года назад +5

    You neeeeeeed to hire someone to make animations for your videos!!! That would do so dope

  • @neegwa2998
    @neegwa2998 4 года назад +1

    Loved the weed rating vid. Keep it up man!!!

  • @lslice5283
    @lslice5283 4 года назад +2

    I love that the age restriction doesn’t affect me

  • @Wrldoncets
    @Wrldoncets 2 месяца назад +1

    Man those golf videos hit fr!!!

  • @realtimebball88
    @realtimebball88 4 года назад +2

    This is going to be legendary

  • @hammeredsheen246
    @hammeredsheen246 Год назад +2

    I accidentally snorted some ketamine 19 seconds before I had to talk to the president

  • @tony-ru5le
    @tony-ru5le 4 года назад +22

    Lat time i was this early the title was "untitled"
    Oh wait wrong youtuber

  • @ProfessorSlays
    @ProfessorSlays 4 года назад +1

    Love you goblin keep up the great vids

  • @z2baggenziz
    @z2baggenziz 4 года назад +1

    I’m so glad you did that uber hack too I’ve never heard of anyone else doing it 😂

  • @AwksDesigns
    @AwksDesigns 4 года назад +3

    nobody :
    absolutely no one :
    goblin : Accidentally joined a cult

  • @lm4l715
    @lm4l715 4 года назад

    You need to upload more over quarantine homie keep us entertained

  • @aramamikaere9117
    @aramamikaere9117 4 года назад +1

    Please do daily uploads to help me stay sane during lock down

  • @LethalPoisonForThrSystem
    @LethalPoisonForThrSystem 4 года назад +6

    LMFAO "I'm so sorry for your loss" 💀

  • @jkwilliamsmusic
    @jkwilliamsmusic 4 года назад +1

    this gameplay is absolutely gripping

  • @itzflintz3505
    @itzflintz3505 4 года назад +3

    Your the only dude I know who would have a story for this lmao. Stay Gucci

  • @callmebucks6552
    @callmebucks6552 3 года назад +1

    Bro I knew you were gonna say you can only think about the dog dying😂

  • @liluzivert6931
    @liluzivert6931 2 года назад +1

    It’s not a true goblin video without him mentioning the good old uber finesse 😭

  • @anthonyolson5368
    @anthonyolson5368 Год назад +1

    Sick ass foo goblin, says he doesn't plan anything, and then a minute later talks about how he is when he plans things 😂

  • @kattrichey
    @kattrichey 3 года назад +2

    I'm literally crying!🤣 I cant breathe! This was way funny!

  • @eytitokidscoper6352
    @eytitokidscoper6352 5 месяцев назад

    I have a job interview today, I always come back and watch this video bc if Gob can do it on acid I have nothing to worry about lol

  • @capttoad8572
    @capttoad8572 4 года назад +7

    Cant stop laughing at the high pitched heehee at the end lmao

  • @PurityXP
    @PurityXP 4 года назад +2

    Love you Gobby

  • @rysummers9771
    @rysummers9771 4 года назад +4

    I ate 25 gel tabs 2 nights ago and I’m still geeked

  • @unintentionallydramatic
    @unintentionallydramatic 4 года назад +4

    Oh boy.
    Listening to the WH briefing rn but gonna break for this. On that topic, call your reps to get the MORE Act passed to federally legalise weed.

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 4 года назад +1

    Goblin was out here peddling pet loot boxes 🤣

  • @dr.dylansgame5583
    @dr.dylansgame5583 4 года назад +2

    bruh i feel this spiritually the only time ive done cid at school i stared at my third period english teacher for like a good 20 seconds and he just stared back i think he knew i was on something but i went back to just doing my shit so i think thats why he didnt just straight pull me down to the office

  • @mothuchain1767
    @mothuchain1767 4 года назад +2

    I saw the title and it cut out at the J and I said to myself no way this man did it before a job interview and well I wouldn't expect anything less hahaha

  • @jiffypop3890
    @jiffypop3890 25 дней назад

    “Tell them I’m very sorry for their loss” bro what 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stonewesson
    @stonewesson 4 года назад +4

    20 minutes thank you lord goblin 🙏 we forgive you for missing daily uploads for half a month ✊😋☝️

  • @erinbloom6733
    @erinbloom6733 3 года назад +1

    When you said pink gucci belt and Jordan’s I fucking died

  • @brandonwread187
    @brandonwread187 4 года назад +4

    When you said there was only one thing bringing color to the room I thought you were going to say your belt

  • @chrisweller8605
    @chrisweller8605 4 года назад +10

    Bro why didn’t you just reschedule the interview 😂😂😂

  • @Blaze77717
    @Blaze77717 4 года назад +2

    Bruh I have anxiety i can barely handle a job interview completely sober i can't imagine on acid lol

  • @user-ed1ti5cw1j
    @user-ed1ti5cw1j 4 года назад +15

    Used the last of my wax for this, I'm struggling finding a plug cause of this virus nonsense 😞👊

  • @IVOR_TRAPSKI
    @IVOR_TRAPSKI 2 года назад

    “I’m sorry for your loss “ bruh you was on another planet 😂

  • @brettartie
    @brettartie 4 года назад +3

    wait so you looked up the place you were having an interview at the day before knowing you had that interview, but you forgot and dropped two tabs of acid? LOL too funny

  • @SSalivavilaa
    @SSalivavilaa 4 года назад +1

    i saw the title of the video and i was like, how tf-

  • @fightmekill2120
    @fightmekill2120 4 года назад +2

    True fans are here

  • @HurtenAlbertan
    @HurtenAlbertan 4 года назад +1

    This feels like a 2016 video 🥰

  • @JLINSTONED
    @JLINSTONED 2 года назад +1

    Ok I can actually relate a lot to this, not to say I couldn’t didn’t this specific story but damn…more than usual

  • @beefgas_3387
    @beefgas_3387 4 года назад

    Keep it up w the golf gameplay its 🔥🔥🔥

  • @OrangeAreRedVioletsAreBlue
    @OrangeAreRedVioletsAreBlue 10 месяцев назад

    I love goblin I want a friend like that need a personality like this

  • @paulbeahm3891
    @paulbeahm3891 4 года назад +1

    "Well that didnt go so well who do we got up next?"
    ... um a sweaty guy on acid in a pink belt