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  • @TheMsmith77
    @TheMsmith77 Год назад +16024

    Poor wine bottle. Had no clue that it's last day would be in sheer terror and darkness. At least the coat hanger kept it company.

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 Год назад +118

      IKR 😅 it’s no less than wine bottle abu$e 😂 and not in the usual method wine bottles get abu$ed

    • @jeanieshank1433
      @jeanieshank1433 Год назад +22

      😂😂😂 my favorite comment!

    • @loveiskind5792
      @loveiskind5792 Год назад +45

      How do you know it was it's last day? It could have been washed and kept for another day's "use".

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Год назад +27

      ​@@loveiskind5792 My god 💀

    • @UnityAshie
      @UnityAshie Год назад +13

      Honestly? Why does this feel like a movie plot :')

  • @tom-ss2mn
    @tom-ss2mn Год назад +11285

    Coat hangers: great for unlocking 1970's car doors. Terrible for pulling things out the back door

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 Год назад +109

      And abortions in certain states

    • @lesliemandic9673
      @lesliemandic9673 Год назад +34

      @@raydgreenwald7788 ☹️🤬 I shudder to think.

    • @n.anderson3509
      @n.anderson3509 Год назад +59

      ​@@raydgreenwald7788 They're still terrible for that purpose, too. 🫤 But here we go again.

    • @myeramimclerie7869
      @myeramimclerie7869 Год назад +42

      That must have hurt though, just imagine that pointy metal end scraping along your delicate tissue 😖

    • @n.anderson3509
      @n.anderson3509 Год назад +49

      @Myerami McLerie If only that were the worst of it. Massive hemorrhaging to the point of death by blood loss... &/or sepsis leading to death. The future in the US is looking grim for a lot of people who may find themselves in dire straits.

  • @youdontownme08
    @youdontownme08 Год назад +42395

    I'm sure the person just slipped and fell on those things. By accident.

  • @andyhu7205
    @andyhu7205 Год назад +16016

    Nurse here to remind you all:
    If you’re gonna put it up there, make sure there is a flared base to be sure you can get it out!

    • @vinx_911
      @vinx_911 Год назад +583

      oooor dont put anything up there at all

    • @andyhu7205
      @andyhu7205 Год назад

      @@vinx_911 Lol let people enjoy anal! I’m personally an “exit only” kind of guy, but to each their own!

    • @jewels4028
      @jewels4028 Год назад +155

      Common Sense has left the building

    • @lindaandrews2351
      @lindaandrews2351 Год назад +108

      Fetishism is Fetishism ....😂

    • @Puppet3141
      @Puppet3141 Год назад +214

      And use lubricant

  • @whiterabbit4606
    @whiterabbit4606 Год назад +3342

    When I feel down, I find shit like this that people have done to themselves and think, "You're doing all right, kid."

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 10 месяцев назад +6

      I can't do that to myself. I need to motivate myself to do better.

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 9 месяцев назад

      @@ShadeSlayer1911But you are. You *are* doing better than them.
      … Wait. Do you have a wine bottle and coat hanger up your butt?

    • @tatjana4503
      @tatjana4503 9 месяцев назад

      "At least I've got a rectum free of foreign objects." is like the bottom of accomplishments.☠️

    • @breaven4139
      @breaven4139 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same lol

    • @thomasschwarting5108
      @thomasschwarting5108 8 месяцев назад

      More to the tune of: people having a much worse day then you!!

  • @SomnusLucisCaelum
    @SomnusLucisCaelum Год назад +79640

    I didn't expect to actually see the bottle and hanger 💀

    • @angelac2578
      @angelac2578 Год назад +1706

      You see that and more and the story I would usually hear is I was vacuuming and slipped and fell

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Год назад +97

      Same

    • @tuankietle2845
      @tuankietle2845 Год назад +807

      the question should be HOW TF DOES IT EVEN FIT

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Год назад +371

      @@tuankietle2845oh jeez, you’re an innocent one huh? 😅 run away before the internet corrupts you

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Год назад +277

      Tbf I expected the bottle to be the other way around, like if you’re gonna do something stupid and already avoid the butt needs a base rule, at least don’t be putting something opening side up (can get suctioned on and that’s not good, can lead to all sorts of bad things including prolapse). Also tf is a hanger going to do if it’s not opening side down? Like how are you planning on getting that pointing end hooked onto the tiny bottle opening like a foot inside your butt? 😭 I know all the blood rushes down but some of the brain cells aren’t on vacation to the loins right? 😭 even a brain skeleton crew shouldn’t have missed the massive safety issues and lack of logic

  • @vickiepatterson1748
    @vickiepatterson1748 Год назад +9108

    And Elizabeth goes to her office and pulls out her drink and starts talking on her cellphone!
    Do as I say, not as I do! 😉

  • @supenskylesko
    @supenskylesko Год назад +4216

    When I was a Night Supervisor at a medical facility, the staff would hide in a rarely used stairwell to call family, etc. I finally told them that I had no problem with them making/receiving calls at night as long as they did 2 things: #1 No calls where patients or visitors could see it. #2 Make the calls brief for necessary things- checking on kids, etc. No casual chitchatting. That worked great and greatly relieved tensions for everyone! 🙂❤️📱

    • @rapdactyl
      @rapdactyl Год назад +308

      Treat people like adults deserving of respect and they will (usually) act accordingly. Shocker! 🤯

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 Год назад +27

      I work with kids so…

    • @wendyhdzmiller8700
      @wendyhdzmiller8700 Год назад +134

      I'm a supervisor as well. I don't do the cell phone policy either. I guess our generation is more tolerant as we understand how important cell phones are to ppl these days. Especially when it comes to family. 😊

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 Год назад +79

      I had a boss tell me that all the men at his job used to line up to use the landline at lunch. The secretary would take messages from their wives and hand them over at noon. They had to share the phone during the half hour lunch break.

    • @rapdactyl
      @rapdactyl Год назад +31

      @@jenniferpearce1052 Wow. Screw that! I pay for a very nice cell phone and plan for a reason! 😂

  • @yuzu8341
    @yuzu8341 Год назад +1373

    I worked a few years with x-rays and the things I have seen sometimes makes me question life...like people are really obsessed with putting things up their butts

    • @triciaschumaker6407
      @triciaschumaker6407 Год назад +66

      Yup! Like pillar candles. Ever wonder where those hidden objects are sent after they are removed? Pathology! We get some interesting items to gross in- foreign body nasal cavity- gross description- one red honda civic matchbox car. 😂

    • @Andrew-it7fb
      @Andrew-it7fb 11 месяцев назад +82

      As little kids, we play with toys where we have to fit different shaped blocks through holes. I guess they still enjoy that.

    • @SlavicWeapons
      @SlavicWeapons 10 месяцев назад

      freaks bluntly and degenerates what did you expect when you start normalizing it

    • @LAVirgo67
      @LAVirgo67 7 месяцев назад +7

      My father in law was a radiologist & the stories he told during Sunday dinner were epic! I had to build up a strong stomach for those dinners. Well worth it!

    • @buecherdrache1
      @buecherdrache1 6 месяцев назад +5

      Since I read a news article about an elderly French war veteran shoving an old missile up there and not getting it back out again, I have never doubted this kind of stories. Like that guy caused a bomb warning and evacuation of the ER and a member of the bomb squad had to be there during surgery to make sure the missile didn't go off.
      And then you hear people say it's embarrassing to buy toys for this kind of things. I am 99.9% sure that I would be far less embarrassed by buying a but plug from a guy, who probably just sold a full leather whip and torture table set to the elderly couple, than if I made international news due to causing an ER evacuation and traumatising a poor bomb squad member, who signed up for dieing heroically in a firey explosion, not watch some old geezers backdoor being operated on

  • @chadmcdeadlift6792
    @chadmcdeadlift6792 Год назад +141

    When you're in the ER watching this on your phone instead of charting.

  • @sallybalkin8507
    @sallybalkin8507 Год назад +1399

    ER nurses are always great to have at an intimate, small party. They have the best stories, and that was even before cell phone cameras.

  • @laravds9801
    @laravds9801 Год назад +3291

    That X-ray might just be the most human thing I ever saw. We cause a dumb problem (insert bottle), we try to fix it (clothes hanger), and we olny end up making things worse.
    Can't imagine how uncomfortable that ride to the hospital must've been.

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 Год назад +89

      The angle difference has me looking like HOW? 👀🤯

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Год назад +104

      @@sofiadragon6520so I have two theories and you’re not going to like one of them:
      1. They’re at a bend in the insides (idk what it’s called at that point, rectum? Colon? Intestines? The big fleshy tube of bacteria.) and the hanger wasn’t “lost” so they were pushing it against the wall instead of following the natural curvature, so it just is moving everything slightly out of place. The bottle did follow the natural curvature because it got lost.
      2. Uh nasty but maybe the hanger perforated the fleshy poop tube? Which would be a NIGHTMARE to heal from but would explain why the hanger is straight up while the bottle is following the natural curve…

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 Год назад +26

      @@JacquelineUnderwood The second one is what I thought of first, but it is certainly possible the bottle went up and around a bend.

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Год назад +24

      @@sofiadragon6520 I’m hoping for the person it’s the bottle going around a bend and the wire just being a bit stiffer 😭 🤞

    • @melissadunton3534
      @melissadunton3534 Год назад +28

      One thing we do know. They made the trip to the hospital laying across the back seat on their stomach. 😅

  • @DenisJava
    @DenisJava Год назад +482

    That bottle went wa-a-a-ay up there. Impressive.

  • @stevenpinkal4932
    @stevenpinkal4932 Год назад +138

    I guessing the patient in Bed 2 was the 4th intern, but he quickly hid his drink because he was afraid of Nurse Elizabeth too. 😂😂😂😂

  • @nuggitron
    @nuggitron Год назад +24

    I love this guy so much. Don't know how he keeps putting up these posts without being reprimanded.

    • @harringt100
      @harringt100 10 месяцев назад +7

      I think he quit his job as a nurse.

    • @policeofficer65
      @policeofficer65 9 месяцев назад

      Haha this fine specimen is hella funny! Personally I think this Man is the funniest Nurse Ever!!! No 🧢 he puts me in the best moods

    • @mckenna8663
      @mckenna8663 9 месяцев назад +4

      ER Tech.... and yes, he left that job years ago.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 9 месяцев назад

      @@mckenna8663yeah-he has a popular stand up comedy show now. He might even be coming to where you are…….

  • @drfman
    @drfman Год назад +1634

    I remember in high school I was a cashier at Walgreens. The manager was strict with no phones. As a cashier I couldn't leave the register no matter how slow. So I would tilt the M&M stand slightly and hide my phone behind. At an angle I could see anyone walking up. Never got caught and he even said I was never one of the offenders when he reminded the staff. Hated the job and that manager. I was on my phone over half my shifts.

    • @sergeantchick2820
      @sergeantchick2820 Год назад +31

      I was a cashier at Walgreens in high school too!! Boring job! 😂

    • @falconerd343
      @falconerd343 Год назад +26

      Can confirm, cashier at Walgreens sucks.

    • @empressspace8110
      @empressspace8110 Год назад +8

      Walgreens is so much different then a hospital.

    • @TheMotherofTacos
      @TheMotherofTacos Год назад +32

      hahaha as a business owner myself i just wanna say good for you! 🥰 if you have no other work besides babysitting a counter, why shouldn't you be on your phone or reading a book? the only people who get mad about that are losers.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Год назад +18

      The “good kids” in stupid situations like that are really just the sneakiest ones. Sup from another sneaky one

  • @koinijikoimizu
    @koinijikoimizu Год назад +14845

    Primary rule of all insertables: Make sure it has a base and don't let that base GO.
    edit: ..stunned that this is my top comment on this site. Y'all are wild but awesome folks. May discussions be fruitful and civil.

    • @wowzerskeetintrouser8042
      @wowzerskeetintrouser8042 Год назад +517

      8 year old reading this: Interesting

    • @heather71421
      @heather71421 Год назад +233

      That isn’t what any normal person would insert!!! Is insertable even in the new dictionary? 😂

    • @AceKimiChan
      @AceKimiChan Год назад +758

      Also never insert a hollow object mouth first, when you try to pull it out it'll create suction. I heard of one girl whose insides did not stay there

    • @lindalee8793
      @lindalee8793 Год назад +178

      ​@@AceKimiChan Now this is handy

    • @koinijikoimizu
      @koinijikoimizu Год назад +162

      @@heather71421 Language is fluid after all. And c'mon...folks through history have been inserting much wilder stuff than a wine bottle. ;)

  • @susanboyd6592
    @susanboyd6592 Год назад +429

    Since covid when the boss says no water bottles all the nurses say "bite me"

    • @pouncepounce7417
      @pouncepounce7417 Год назад +90

      no water bottles is so criminal dumb the person ordering it should do mandatory jail

    • @mareenalewis4241
      @mareenalewis4241 Год назад +91

      We are so dehydrated, we cant even cry anymore.

    • @on_my_own_two_feet
      @on_my_own_two_feet Год назад +43

      Is dehydration part of medical profession or why is "no bottles" even a thing?

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Год назад +22

      Uh I’m sorry but what?? Is that even legal?

    • @scenepunk09
      @scenepunk09 Год назад +34

      Thats rediculous. We are told in order to be healthy its best to drink like 5,000 gallons of water a day. How else can u do that if u cant drink water on the job? Even the healthcare providers giving this advice arent even allowed.

  • @lollollolskeet
    @lollollolskeet 11 месяцев назад +110

    The fact that you literally included the pic had me dying lmaoooooo

  • @tishie42
    @tishie42 9 месяцев назад +3

    My mom worked ER as a nurse many years ago and called me at home while I was doing my homework. She says "mija, I have a girl here with a wine bottle in her vagina. It didn't have a cork on it and the suction was tearing her cervix from them trying to pull it out. Don't put wine bottles in your vagina WITHOUT A CORK. I'll be home at 10."
    At the time I was 12. I wasn't even considering thinking about putting anything in my vag. Nurses really do a number on their families.

  • @nyeeeessss7674
    @nyeeeessss7674 Год назад +232

    When he said used a coat-hanger, I didn't expect it be cut and have a "hook" at a tip. As an avid fisherman, that hanger will not be going anywhere.

    • @HL-ud8xx
      @HL-ud8xx Год назад +13

      question is how did these items enter the tiny exit??? 🤔 ouch!

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 Год назад +25

      ​@@HL-ud8xx sphincters stretch to size.

    • @synergy2222
      @synergy2222 Год назад +6

      If someone can fit those up there a pair of wire clippers can be inserted, snip the wire head off then turn it upside down - U - shape down to get it out. The bottle? Glue A stick into the bottom, let dry, pull out. 😱

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 Год назад +4

      @@synergy2222 " if there was a problem, yo! I'll solve it.."

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Год назад +12

      @@synergy2222honestly they might have to drill a hole in the bottle if it suctioned to anything or they risk prolapse 😅

  • @Saismee
    @Saismee Год назад +863

    oh my god the picture

  • @lesliemandic9673
    @lesliemandic9673 Год назад +419

    Little known fun fact : the sphincter muscle has a suction similar to that of a vacuum cleaner once it goes up, it’s very difficult to get out.

    • @saosaqii5807
      @saosaqii5807 Год назад +34

      The poop when it constantly gets sucked up when it’s trying to get out😢

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 Год назад +26

      I just don't understand why our exit hole not only has a suction mode, but has that as default reflex

    • @LeiranNZ
      @LeiranNZ Год назад +45

      ​@@blackgemstone801i think if it didn't, poop would just fall out anytime you don't clench. Elderly people are more likely to not have the control down there anymore which is why there are diapers for adults

    • @allisonisis
      @allisonisis Год назад +6

      ​@@LeiranNZ 😂 I did not expect I would hear this with my morning coffee

    • @_K.Claire_
      @_K.Claire_ Год назад

      @@saosaqii5807 the most painful feeling is battling with you ass’s suction 😂

  • @DaiNoShoujoNoYami
    @DaiNoShoujoNoYami Год назад +94

    I mean, the patient info ain't showing so HIPPA has been taken care of.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 9 месяцев назад

      You are despicable

    • @matthewthompson6455
      @matthewthompson6455 9 месяцев назад +7

      No still a massive breach of hippa for the picture to be taken at all…..

    • @matthewthompson6455
      @matthewthompson6455 9 месяцев назад +4

      So HIPAA has not been “taken care of…”

    • @JasKaur-vq7lq
      @JasKaur-vq7lq 8 месяцев назад

      @@matthewthompson6455well who knows from where when how this XRay came from
      Over the top i m sure Americans court and judges have better things do, rather than investigating if the xray used in visa is real or AI generated or taken from some random internet search

    • @JasKaur-vq7lq
      @JasKaur-vq7lq 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@matthewthompson6455as of HIPPA 90% everyone remains careful but 10% everyone is human and with social instincts human have tendency to share emotions. So courts can’t fire everyone 😂
      Already nursing shortages is big issue So ..

  • @cha0tykharm0nye
    @cha0tykharm0nye Год назад +10

    You the MVP for actually showing the goods 😂😂😂

  • @MissouriPA
    @MissouriPA Год назад +423

    Omg!!! I actually had a patient present to the ER like this a long time ago…minus the coat hanger. 😂😂😂

    • @darkiee69
      @darkiee69 Год назад +10

      So that one was smarter and realized that a metal wire up there would be even worse than a bottle?
      Slipped on his way out of the shower and landed on the bottle?

    • @Melanie16040
      @Melanie16040 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@darkiee69 Slipped in the wine cellar...

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Melanie16040but there’s no cork

    • @beautifulplaces2703
      @beautifulplaces2703 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Melanie16040 That's why one should never walk around naked in the wine cellar.

  • @ItBeL1keDatFR
    @ItBeL1keDatFR Год назад +7023

    This makes me more horrified going to the doctor, now knowing they take pictures.....

    • @MrSpiffy
      @MrSpiffy Год назад +1301

      Well, it's simple. Don't shove a wine bottle where it doesn't belong 🤷‍♀️

    • @cscreech
      @cscreech Год назад +1008

      if it brings you any comfort theyre not gonna leak anything more than a funny story - nobody will know its you except for the nurses working at that time, even if they take pics :P

    • @ItBeL1keDatFR
      @ItBeL1keDatFR Год назад +92

      @@MrSpiffy lol, there's nothing to worry about there.

    • @ItBeL1keDatFR
      @ItBeL1keDatFR Год назад +59

      @@cscreech Oh, good. Ty. :)

    • @MrSpiffy
      @MrSpiffy Год назад +140

      @@ItBeL1keDatFR then you should be fine. I don't think they'll take photos of some gruesome accident just for giggles or snap a Pic of a broken leg. As long as it isn't weird you good.

  • @Lilyium
    @Lilyium Год назад +175

    Sonographer who works at a major hospital here, and I just wanted to say you basically re-enacted a scene from a typical day at work.😂 But lucky for us, our rooms are always dark and has a door, so if the boss/charge wants to visit they have to knock first.

  • @BlackSheepNara
    @BlackSheepNara Год назад +40

    “Why don’t you like and trust doctors and nurses?”
    The doctors and nurses:

    • @mingiwoo
      @mingiwoo 9 месяцев назад +3

      you'l live lol

    • @amaliamihaela3012
      @amaliamihaela3012 Месяц назад

      There are doctors/nurses and doctors/nurses , I suppose.

  • @royaldemontg2296
    @royaldemontg2296 10 месяцев назад +4

    I wasn’t expecting there would be an actual picture of what can only be described as WRONG JUST WRONG

  • @1AlexanderCole
    @1AlexanderCole Год назад +156

    I just had surgery and there were signs posted around the hospital that staff had been issued cell phones to help manage care better. It was awesome when my medication or treatment needed to be adjusted how quickly they could communicate and get new orders placed!

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 11 месяцев назад

      At the hospital i’ve seen, they have plenty of portable computers that they can drag around to access anything they might need. If they rather not do that, they can also use the computer inside most if not all patient rooms. So phones for that isn’t really necessary, but they do still use them for calling each other if they need something a little more quickly. Only thing you can’t really get quickly is getting an update on how you’re doing. Doctor might only stop by once or twice a day. You can sometimes ask nurses, but they will often only tell you most recent blood labs and nothing beyond that since they rather not miscommunicate anything or simply not have access to info beyond that.
      The game changer for me was that hospital added digital access for patients. Once you make an account, you can look at all your blood lab results, radiology results, doctor notes, medications, and even request refills. The nice thing is for blood labs they add next to it if it is high or low so you don’t need to know the normal range for everything. The one downside is these reports are not really intended for the patient, but for other doctors. Meaning it is not dumb down and there will a lot of medical jargon in it. From long complicated sounding names to lots of 3 lettered abbreviations. But you can at very least use it as a basis to form any questions you might about your health or treatment.

    • @PercabethYessss
      @PercabethYessss 11 месяцев назад +3

      Awesome!

  • @downhomesunset
    @downhomesunset Год назад +775

    That reminds me of that episode of Scrubs when Dr Kelso asks Dr Cox what he thought of a certain X-ray. Dr Cox replied that either this guy’s colon just had a really great idea or there is a lightbulb 💡 in his butt!

    • @risuwolf
      @risuwolf Год назад

      The Ass Box

    • @lesliemandic9673
      @lesliemandic9673 Год назад +17

      While I do not have first-hand knowledge of a lightbulb in the rectum I read about it as early as the 1970s. I do have first-hand knowledge of knives, a large summer sausage and lotion bottles.
      Edit : okay, okay let me rephrase that. As a Correctional Healthcare Nurse for 20 years now I can bear witness to these items needing to be extracted.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +5

      @@lesliemandic9673 “first hand”

    • @champagnej5998
      @champagnej5998 Год назад +2

      I remember that 😂

    • @88marome
      @88marome Год назад +1

      @Downhomesunset 🤣🤣

  • @Qui-Dad-Jinn
    @Qui-Dad-Jinn Год назад +167

    I ran a urology practice for a number of years. My favorite pic we had to take (or the insurance wouldn't pay. Was a guy who tried to used a 2.5lbs weight plate as a cock-ring. Had to get the fire dept to come cut off the iron plate. Dude had it duct taped to support the weight. The penis was engorged for over 36 hours. We never thought it would work again, but my docs were damn good.

    • @jullietmburu9672
      @jullietmburu9672 Год назад +17

      😳 why?? He could have just used a simple hairband of he needed extra help!!

    • @eiPderF
      @eiPderF Год назад +8

      That sounds incredibly ouch well before it was time for the urologist to get involved.

    • @Qui-Dad-Jinn
      @Qui-Dad-Jinn Год назад +10

      @@jullietmburu9672 lol! Right!? He said it was "her" idea.

    • @Qui-Dad-Jinn
      @Qui-Dad-Jinn Год назад +2

      @@eiPderF true story.

    • @badartxd
      @badartxd Год назад +7

      Thirty six hours?? Did he wait on getting seen or something? OUCH

  • @TheDarkPaladin67
    @TheDarkPaladin67 Год назад +15

    Bro took “something’s in my a**” to a whole new level 😂

  • @FerousFolly
    @FerousFolly 6 месяцев назад +1

    oh my god the coat hanger might have been the single worst decision in that person's year

  • @ar11ana
    @ar11ana Год назад +188

    I almost spit my drink out when he hit ‘em with the burst photo 🤣 stop lmao, you don’t need that many 😂

  • @sarahessley1323
    @sarahessley1323 Год назад +278

    We had a stack at the ER of films we would go through for laughs when it was…not so loud. 😂😂😂

    • @magnusbane420
      @magnusbane420 Год назад +26

      Avoid the Q-word at all costs

    • @ShugoAWay
      @ShugoAWay Год назад +5

      Yea when it is quiet is when the old war stories come out

    • @moonlitcat2022
      @moonlitcat2022 Год назад +18

      ​@@ShugoAWay DONT SAY THE Q WORD

    • @karenflynn6589
      @karenflynn6589 Год назад +14

      @@magnusbane420 yeah, last week a patient said it to me at the start of my shift. It was a crapshow all night. ugh

    • @ShugoAWay
      @ShugoAWay Год назад +2

      @Moonlit Cat i didn't. i said quiet, not the Q word but not sure what the Q word has to do with it as in several other vids he is shown to be straight

  • @eiPderF
    @eiPderF Год назад +105

    She never said “put your name on the whiteboards.” 🤔 Someone is going to be doing more than their fair share of work.

    • @rjake6562
      @rjake6562 10 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly

  • @ke4sy
    @ke4sy 10 месяцев назад +1

    As a radiographer I can only approve! Without visible names ofc.! 😂

  • @pinkushatejar
    @pinkushatejar 10 месяцев назад +8

    It was all heehee haahaa until i saw the Xray and it got real 💀💀

  • @v.crowley
    @v.crowley Год назад +53

    "Dont want me on my phone; i could sleep instead~" my charge nurse was not impressed 😂

  • @MargetMints
    @MargetMints Год назад +148

    Omg... I don't even want to imagine how they'll fix this...

    • @saravalcar4572
      @saravalcar4572 Год назад +1

      It's fake. So I imagine they'll just erase it. 😉☮️

    • @dea9273
      @dea9273 Год назад +19

      Surgery!

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW Год назад

      Often they use a device to basically open your butthole really wide then go in with forceps or similar to pull the things out
      Failing that, surgery prolly

    • @cris-RN
      @cris-RN Год назад +6

      Well if it's real..a big surgery..🤣

    • @MargetMints
      @MargetMints Год назад +6

      @@dea9273 Yeah but... How complicated the surgery will be. How much will they have to cut, open, stitch, etc etc etc.... And then the recovery.
      Ouch.
      Assuming this is real, which, they're commenting it's not.

  • @yourlocalanxiety7359
    @yourlocalanxiety7359 Год назад +59

    They were just trying to open the bottle but slipped and fell on the hanger and they both got in there 💀

  • @rociosilverroot2261
    @rociosilverroot2261 Год назад +20

    Perfect looped shorts don't exis-

  • @Dxs1gnerUnknxwn
    @Dxs1gnerUnknxwn Год назад +1

    I can’t be the only one who did not expect it to be real.

  • @andreareneenorman476
    @andreareneenorman476 Год назад +50

    This is so true, I have family & friends that are registered nurses, they always say weekends & the night shift is the worst for what people show up with stuck in their privates. .

  • @Andi-ex1js
    @Andi-ex1js Год назад +424

    Literally just work tho
    "oh shit, boss is coming" suddenly all phones are gone and everyone is working
    And as soon as he's gone, it's back to messing around

  • @stashagarcia101
    @stashagarcia101 Год назад +14

    I wasn't expecting you had the real xray. That was crazy wild

  • @meghanhillson6863
    @meghanhillson6863 10 месяцев назад

    My favorite part of when i get ridiculous injuries/illnesses is knowing that i can give the doctors something interesting to talk about and possibly bring them a little positivity.
    I get hurt a lot and in very unique ways.
    Once i accidentally hit myself in the face with a foam brick (11yo)
    Another time i fell off of a trapese (7yo)
    Once i tried to do a backflip and i landed on my head on a concrete floor (8yo)
    Once I got my neck bit by an ostirch who was homophobic (13yo and the zoo keeper apologized and said that the ostrich was known to have a vendetta against lesbians, i am a lesbian)
    One time i ended up with an arrow in my foot because i at archery practice in summer camp and girl walked in front of where i was aiming and i released it before i saw her and it somehow bounced off of her and hit me. (9yo)
    Another time i ended up in the ER was because i had a fever of 105.7 that they couldn't get to go down and then i collapsed and when i woke up i apparently (i dont remeber much of this incident) started singing my ABCs backwards (flawlessly according to my mother) for thirty minutes. (Some time between 2yo and 7yo)

  • @hammo7465
    @hammo7465 9 месяцев назад +1

    I've never been less prepared for the end of a video, omg

  • @_nephthys_
    @_nephthys_ Год назад +59

    lol I love how they aren't caring abt what Elizabeth said😂😂😂

    • @tracij1469
      @tracij1469 Год назад +2

      Not even a little bit 😂😂😂😂

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +3

      Typical American hospital boss. Doesn’t even have a medical degree!

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 Год назад +1

      They do care. But they have bigger problems than just her.

  • @AnastasiaBvrhwsn
    @AnastasiaBvrhwsn Год назад +4

    Stop sticking stuff in there!!😂

  • @bethannfeng5062
    @bethannfeng5062 Год назад +4

    If this is a slice of life, am I the only one scared at the level of compassion this implies?

  • @ssjbevegeta3008
    @ssjbevegeta3008 6 месяцев назад

    Bro was NOT KIDDING about how these things get on the internet

  • @cerberus9185
    @cerberus9185 Год назад

    The fact that you actually posted that picture I honestly didn't think that was possible

  • @batpone
    @batpone Год назад +196

    this one's a classic

    • @koveredbykey8372
      @koveredbykey8372 Год назад

      Can you help me understand 😂I'm lost 😅I'm like ok what are we talking about 😂I see the bottle n hanger ,should not be up there but I'm not getting the joke seriously.

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 6 месяцев назад

      @@koveredbykey8372 the joke is that stuff like this happens way too often
      Also immature humor

  • @PeachEditzz
    @PeachEditzz Год назад +25

    My assistant director’s name was Elizabeth in my unit and she was actually chill until administration came, then it was like JCO was here every time we saw them walking down the hallway together 😭😂

  • @beeziebubs2756
    @beeziebubs2756 Год назад +42

    I never understood the incentive behind the No cellphones policy at work, especially when there wasn’t any patients around and the clinic was dead as hell (as it usually was on the weekends). But, every time without fail, some busy body higher up would make their rounds toward our clinic and give us an earful about cellphone use during working hours.
    And, no, they never impacted our ability to quickly and effectively provide patient care.

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 Год назад +5

      I think you answered your own question. It gave the busybody something to do.

    • @beeziebubs2756
      @beeziebubs2756 Год назад +5

      @@annaburns2865 lol they gotta take a break from checking Facebook on their office computer, so they might as well pester the ever living crap out of everyone under them.

    • @Lori_L
      @Lori_L Год назад +2

      Because there's always something you can do

    • @beeziebubs2756
      @beeziebubs2756 Год назад

      @@Lori_L yeah- it was pretending I’m not working at a covid clinic on the weekend.

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 Год назад +3

      ​@@Lori_L There's really not. You can usually keep yourself busy, checking inventory and making sure everything is nice and clean but sometimes there's just absolutely nothing to do except wait.

  • @LunaDeaminac
    @LunaDeaminac 9 месяцев назад

    I appreciate that perfect loop on this one.

  • @KardioIzletmetovic
    @KardioIzletmetovic 10 месяцев назад +1

    Đorđe martinović type hospital visit 💀

  • @PaulGAckerman
    @PaulGAckerman Год назад +12

    The rare wine bottle/coat hanger exacta. Nice.

  • @silverscalederg8632
    @silverscalederg8632 Год назад +24

    One of the nurses just browses reddit after they get done with what they need to. I chill on my phone at the desk too when I get done with what I need to...or I say "oh i'm going to find (random ass missing thing)" and walk through the halls on my phone or gossip with people on other units for a bit before walking back. I look "super productive" to the higher ups even tho i don't do that much

    • @theonlineanimal6009
      @theonlineanimal6009 Год назад +2

      I'm a janitor at a factory. My work duties are done within 4 hours. The rest of the time I just walk around with a mop bucket or sweep random parts of the floor to appear busy. Easiest money ever.

    • @NealBrewer
      @NealBrewer Год назад

      @@theonlineanimal6009
      /green.
      I am in hospitality.....

    • @mutteringcrone1210
      @mutteringcrone1210 11 месяцев назад

      Wow, so nice to know my life is in good hands.

    • @silverscalederg8632
      @silverscalederg8632 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@mutteringcrone1210 They get literally everything done before hand, Sets up their rooms themselves, doesn't let anyone else handle their patients. The in other nurses eyes should hve no time for any of that...but everything is done when it has to be done. Most nurses can't actually do that let alone to the point where they have time left over

  • @stephandjuliaseden
    @stephandjuliaseden Год назад +43

    Omg I can't believe he published the x Ray 😂

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +13

      That could be any X-ray from online and they made the script around it!

    • @kayesdigginit1519
      @kayesdigginit1519 Год назад +9

      I'm fairly certain that he found this already out there on the internet. 👍

    • @Absbabs88
      @Absbabs88 Год назад +4

      Did you also know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?

    • @tylamercer
      @tylamercer 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@downhomesunsetim pretty sure he wasn't lying abt the doctors put stuff on the Internet though or this video would jus b a lie n that's stupid cus he proved his point in showing the actual X-ray so stfu 😂😂 jus a hater fr

    • @tylamercer
      @tylamercer 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@kayesdigginit1519from where though? Cus im pretty sure if not him another doctor did so your comment was dumb and pointless

  • @ngjuicey2001
    @ngjuicey2001 Месяц назад

    This person had to leave with a colostomy. That hanger HAD to have pierced the bowel.

  • @sarcasm.at.its.finest
    @sarcasm.at.its.finest Год назад

    I felt that huuuhhh in my bones.. literally the way I feel when the professor asks any questions and pompous nerd goes, yes Mr Johnson..

  • @Rickettsia505
    @Rickettsia505 Год назад +20

    I remember the gerbil craze.

    • @Lori_L
      @Lori_L Год назад +3

      1980s.😅. Tie a string! Oy! I still can't believe people did that. Smh

    • @br6480
      @br6480 Год назад +4

      Me too. Took care of patient in the ‘80s who lost the string.🙄

    • @Rickettsia505
      @Rickettsia505 Год назад +3

      Remember the frog lickers?

    • @Lori_L
      @Lori_L Год назад

      @@Rickettsia505 that one I don't know...🐸

    • @Rickettsia505
      @Rickettsia505 Год назад

      Some frogs excrete hallucinogenic chemicals. Unpredictable,risky, and others are more toxic.

  • @OldScrappyChick
    @OldScrappyChick Год назад +23

    You most definitely need to pick up a copy of Stuck Up. It's a book of Xrays of things that people accidentally fell on that ended up their poop shoots. Buzz light year is my fave, predominantly because its head and shoulders first..because that was obviously an accident..😂😂😂😂

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +3

      They all are. Especially food items. Maybe they think that if they put it up that end, it would be like a diet!

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +3

      I’m going to get that book for my doctor. She has been my doctor since 1995

  • @silverdoe9477
    @silverdoe9477 Год назад +9

    One of my fav Jackass stunts when they stuck a toy car up there & went to a radiologist. 😂

  • @PupIsDead
    @PupIsDead Год назад

    Thank you so much for providing the picture

  • @lilbatz
    @lilbatz Год назад

    DYING! I had a flash back to both phones and nonflanged items disappearing into orifices😂
    MAKE THE ER STAFF'S DAY. FLANGES, BISH FLANGES! No one wants to hear how you "fell" and it disappeared into your tush.

  • @WOW-gf9dg
    @WOW-gf9dg Год назад +11

    Is this an actual x-ray? This is so scary😨

  • @checkThiZout48
    @checkThiZout48 Год назад +4

    There is always an Elizabeth as head of something in a Hospital 😅 at least the ones I have worked in lol

  • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
    @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Год назад +11

    I'm know it sounds like a myth but people really do get objects stuck in their butts and have to go to the ER.

    • @Lori_L
      @Lori_L Год назад +6

      It's not a myth to anyone who's worked in an er

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Год назад

      @@Lori_L I actually wonder the percentage of er visits that are for this.

    • @Lori_L
      @Lori_L Год назад

      @@myfirstcrappyvideobilly I guess it depends where you work and what shift. I never saw it personally

  • @user-iv3oz9gq3j
    @user-iv3oz9gq3j 10 месяцев назад

    OMG you showed the picture!!! 😂😂😂😂
    Thank you!!

  • @elizabethkidder3535
    @elizabethkidder3535 8 месяцев назад

    I wasn't paying attention to the video and the "yEs EliZaBeeeThH" caught me off guard 😭😭

  • @jamiesims7758
    @jamiesims7758 Год назад +24

    I need more to this story 😂 like, what did the patient say when asked why? Just wooow

    • @Angel_Underscore
      @Angel_Underscore Год назад +12

      Obviously they came out of the shower, slipped onto the bottle and it went inside. That's how it always happens

    • @jarbarsi
      @jarbarsi 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Angel_Underscore whenever I hear stories of people using this excuse I always like to imagine what the situation would be if they were actually telling the truth. Like first you'd have to wonder why the wine bottle was on the bathroom floor, but beyond that, the sheer amount of fear, physical pain, and confusion of falling on something so perfectly with so much force to get it stuck would be immensely terrifying, and literally not a single person would believe you because doing that would be damn near impossible, not to mention that there would have to be severe immediately visible injuries if that actually happened.

    • @JoanneOP
      @JoanneOP 10 месяцев назад +1

      You don’t need to ask. Surely you can guess.

  • @ahdb6220
    @ahdb6220 Год назад +38

    Oh my goodness 😂 how? What? Why? When ? 🤣 so many questions😂 also ouch that looks painful!

    • @rrtttfthxg2143
      @rrtttfthxg2143 Год назад

      Nah its not painful

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 Год назад

      It’s a skit. A work of fiction. I can’t believe y’all believe this stuff. It’s called photoshop.

    • @ahdb6220
      @ahdb6220 Год назад +8

      @@annaburns2865 I’ve heard insane stories from the ER. People are putting everything up there 🤣 so this could be photoshop but never underestimate what stupid people are capable of 🤣

  • @jamifitz
    @jamifitz Год назад +11

    The x ray !! Lmao

  • @unbunzz2350
    @unbunzz2350 Год назад

    I was not ready for that

  • @Katiethekitten
    @Katiethekitten Год назад

    😊 thank you for attaching the picture

  • @incanbarbie
    @incanbarbie Год назад +6

    this is the best loop I have ever seen

  • @cesariojpn
    @cesariojpn Год назад +31

    HIPAA? What's that?

    • @jillsGaming353
      @jillsGaming353 Год назад

      Nothing about the patient was revealed. Not really a hippa violation unless some kind of information about the patient is revealed to

    • @backwoodstherapy
      @backwoodstherapy Год назад +38

      Technically it's only a violation if there's identifying information. If the name is kept off of it, it's not strictly a violation. I still wouldn't do it, though.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset Год назад +5

      H.ealth I.nsurance P.ortability and A.ccountability A.ct

    • @noname4998
      @noname4998 Год назад +8

      @@backwoodstherapy Not true! That’s only less likely to get caught, it actually still would be considered a violation.

    • @shoshanapowell5689
      @shoshanapowell5689 Год назад +4

      Protects patient private medical information.

  • @azigar
    @azigar Год назад +16

    Patients with rectal foreign body either 1. Lie...slipped and fell or 2. Can't shut up a. about how they usually have no trouble getting it out b. their significant other got too exuberant.

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz Год назад

      I respect the ones that just say they put it there, without the 45 minute story telling.
      A Smuckers jam jar doesn't quietly sneak in.
      You do you boo. Just becareful!

  • @IDrawToothpicks
    @IDrawToothpicks 9 месяцев назад +1

    My ass just wanting to know how the bottle situation is even possible.......
    Curiosity killed
    Well me
    ☠️

  • @alysgottafigureitout2482
    @alysgottafigureitout2482 10 месяцев назад

    I actually got my X-rays from my pelvic injury from this same thing. Nurse was nice enough to send them.

  • @yahshonnhuggins895
    @yahshonnhuggins895 Год назад +16

    What’s wrong with this guy? Lol he’s hilarious. I love this video.!! that’s really how it is in the ER. The employees are always doing things they not supposed to be doing. I know this because I worked there for five years.

  • @bunnybimbo2149
    @bunnybimbo2149 Год назад +10

    I no longer feel like my information is safe at the hospital -

    • @MadiHayleyMadister15
      @MadiHayleyMadister15 Год назад +6

      they only laugh at the stupid stuff + if pictures are taken, your name will never be included
      you’re fine

    • @bunnybimbo2149
      @bunnybimbo2149 Год назад

      @@MadiHayleyMadister15 lol ik I was joking 😅

    • @MadiHayleyMadister15
      @MadiHayleyMadister15 Год назад

      @@bunnybimbo2149 okay just making sure 😆

    • @lindaandrews2351
      @lindaandrews2351 Год назад

      It's not sweetie ...

  • @elizabethwang7408
    @elizabethwang7408 Год назад +3

    The fact that my name is Elizabeth and I am slightly like that 😂
    The picture though, icing on the cake.

  • @abbymurdock1685
    @abbymurdock1685 7 месяцев назад

    The fact you came in with receipts

  • @ivorymiller9033
    @ivorymiller9033 Год назад

    Definitely against HIPPA LAWS FOR SURE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EclecticGreyWitch
    @EclecticGreyWitch Год назад +19

    Why is Austin my favorite? 😂

    • @melissachartres3219
      @melissachartres3219 Год назад +1

      Because you're from Texas?

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 Год назад

      Because he's sweet and innocent and hasn't been jaded by the surfeit of idiots that often populate the ER. 😂

  • @12caratjules
    @12caratjules Год назад +10

    For anyone who wants to throw a fuss- it doesn’t go against hippa if you don’t attach a name or identity to it

    • @smoochezxxoo
      @smoochezxxoo Год назад +2

      Still unethical 🙄

    • @vilukisu
      @vilukisu 10 месяцев назад +2

      It freaking should go against it. It's the lack of respect for a patient's privacy as a principle

    • @alivechicken1085
      @alivechicken1085 10 месяцев назад

      @@vilukisuare you dumb?

    • @kyokanekocompilations4505
      @kyokanekocompilations4505 10 месяцев назад

      ​@vilukisu Don't shove things up your ass that you can't fish out lmao

  • @cheriesmith4087
    @cheriesmith4087 3 месяца назад

    The drinks at the nursing station got me lol xxxx

  • @Poland1578
    @Poland1578 Год назад +6

    How did that fit

  • @rebekahhutchins9564
    @rebekahhutchins9564 Год назад +6

    Sooo happy my managers could not careless about phones, drinks, or food..

  • @arctrooperecho2654
    @arctrooperecho2654 Год назад +5

    How did it get stuck at that angle?!

    • @Joel-wx7zk
      @Joel-wx7zk Год назад +3

      If you're going to screw up, screw up bad enough to leave others impress and questioning existence.

  • @jennethyap109
    @jennethyap109 9 месяцев назад

    When would there be a Nurse John and Steve collab?! It'll probably be a blast😂😂😂

  • @traceycolbert3635
    @traceycolbert3635 9 месяцев назад

    I used to think a bad day of fishing was better than a good day at work.
    Never again.

  • @The-Roman-Gamepire
    @The-Roman-Gamepire 10 месяцев назад

    The picture of it took me off guard

  • @McNaireXstream
    @McNaireXstream Год назад

    I expect to see Elizabeth every now and then going forward