Funniest Stories from the Emergency Room
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Why don’t we have HOURS of these videos????
Wouldn't surprise me if there is a channel dedicated to it
@@-williamthatcher Like “crazy parent requests” from Bored Teachers. I could watch ALL DAY.
@@DarkbutNotsinister today, I found a new channel to follow
More more more
We definitely need hours of these videos!!!😂😂😂😂
LMAO I am SO GLAD you did not grab a TOILET SEAT to put around your neck!! OMG!!!
That's what I was expecting!
@@BionicMilkaholicme too
Why was i expecting a toilet seat , not a cervical collar?
Me too!😂
I was honestly thinking the same thing!! 😂😂
Did too 😂😂
Same
same!
I really thought you meant you had a toilet seat just hanging out in your living room.
I have shared a fair amount of your videos with my mom who is a retired nurse, 45 years in service. She completely gets most of them. Though even in her retirement years, my dad developed neck cancer back around 96’ and came out of remission in the peak of Covid and had to have his larynx out and was placed in surgical icu. Well my mom went to the nurses station to check on something and noticed everyone gowning up, gloves and masks then asked what happened. She was told the surgical icu was now the Covid overflow. She demanded to see my dad’s Dr and told her to give her the supplies needed for the feeding tube that they were going home. The Dr looked at her, knowing her experience and 100% agreed. Dad is doing great now 3 years post op.
Your mom is awesome. You know that, but it bears repeating.
Best place to get much better is home.. Your mom is awesome ❤
While working at a hospital several years ago, I took care of a young married female patient. She started her period and asked me for some pads, I told her that the hospital only had the old fashioned pads and that if she wanted better pads or tampons, she should ask her husband to buy her some. She then told me, "Nothing goes up there but my husband". I walked out of the room and burst out laughing in the hallway, lol.
Honey. Us Grandmas have been around that bush so often that it just ain’t that important anymore. But we will smile at you if you’re cute.😂
My Mom's healt worker for her bath, was saying to her in french " c'est le temps de laver votre sacoche" meaning " it's time to wach your hand bag... insteed of pussy😅 my mom just passed away on last August 31th😢 but those comments are good memories of her...❤ she was 81 and half years old.
My condolences to you. My mother passed away last year suddenly after years as a functional quadriplegic. Hospitals when caregivers tell you something is wrong? Believe them, don't just street them.@@brigittecharette2299
I laughed so hard at the homeless heroin story that my mom asked me what happened in the next room. I needed that.
I love these. I’m a retired RN that worked pediatrics most of my 30 year career. I could tell a few stories too of teens. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you said wait I have one I thought you meant a spare toilet seat😂
For a solid minute there, I seriously thought that a cervical collar was used on a cervix! Now, THAT is one _big_ cervix, you got yourself there, darlin'. 😂😂😂😂
THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT TOO
This is why we write "unwrap and insert in (appropriate orifice)" on the labels for suppositories! LOL
Yea the problem is, people just don't read anymore.
"Omg i got one"....... comes back witha C-collar. 😆 🤣 i was expecting a toilet seat 😅😂😅😂
In the U.K. someone during one of the lockdowns had to go to ER to have a WW2 shell removed. He was hoovering naked and fell backwards onto it. Of course 🤣🤣
Yeah, I believe that story. ;)
“He literally fcuked COVID!” 🙌🏼😂 8:14
I used to work in orthopedics and had to stop a patient from scrubbing out his wound with Sani wipes. He thought he was saving us some time. The doctor had to do a whole wound care reeducation with him after my panicked scrambled explanation of the difference between Sani Wipes and wound wipes. 😂
The toenail thing- I ripped my toenails out w pliers during a psychotic break; I was hallucinating there were maggots crawling under them. The first responder told me, “you know, if I saw maggots under MY toenails, I’d probably do the same thing” lol.
Shortly afterwards, I was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder.
(I’ve been on Risperdal Consta 6 years now, and have only had 1 brief psychotic episode since starting it; I feel so much better. But my toenails never properly grew back.)
I cannot imagine the stress of psychosis. I am really glad to know you have been tolerating medication well.
@@thaloblue thank you!! It was a lonnng road to recovery. Risperdal (the injection) quite literally saved my life.
The homeless patient was probably waiting for the state to process the paperwork for them to become a ward of the state.
I needed this. Seriously. The humor in ER medical issues is what got me through the medical crisis I went through this summer. We need hours of this recorded so it can be on repeat
Steve, you're a genius! I love your comedy!
I completely lost it and scared my cats from laughing so hard when you did your Batman impression! 🤣🤣
Wait, wait wait, I could be a 911 operator! “CALM DOWN!” see I told you I know exactly what to say
When you said "oh I have one!" I thought you were gonna say you had a toilet seat. Was disappointed to see that you did in fact mean a c-collar 😅😅😅😅
In cardiac rehab we use the purple wipes to clean the exercise equipment after we use them but they don't give us gloves. This would explain why my skin itches
I have a tone of random hospital supplies laying around the house like you do. My husband yells at me for hoarding body lotion, but at least the cat box is sparkly clean from the Sani wipes!
After Mom passed away I've given away a large number of her supplies. I'm certainly not going to use Foley catheters on myself!
Cavi-Wipes ; the main ingredient is Caviside which kills almost everything. I used to use Caviside in cell biology lab, as we would clean the cell prep area, or the incubators to make sure we didn't get any contamination of our samples.
So glad I subscribed. As a nurse of over 30 years I thought I had seen everything. Watching your channel has proven me wrong. I laugh my ass off everytime I watch you. Thank you for sharing 💜🩺🩹💊
The cavi in CaviWipes is a reference to the Cavalry- as they can kill a horse 🐎
Not to change the subject but...do you know that if you send the little horse symbol to somebody all by itself that it actually animates? Not here but on your personal texts. Lots of the little imogi move if sent separately. It's pretty cool. Just saying.
Great stories! Love your videos! Side note, I’m Canadian. Where the heck is New West, Canada. Never heard of it :)
same here.. maybe he meant N.S. or NB?
I dunno if you're joking, I presume New Westminster BC
I'm so ready for this!
Lol, for some reason, I thought you had a toilet seat around your house
I actually thought that's what he went to grab XD
The wipes, I have to hide them in the confused elderly patient rooms because I have caught far too many patients who think they are wipes to wipe with after using the BSC. Which also means they aren’t hitting the call light to ask for assistance either. I don’t even want to know what those feel like going across the kootch or bung hole.😂
I don't store them in the same ROOM anymore.
@amethyst5538 - All of a sudden the song Disco Inferno popped into my head. 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I have a lot of health issues. I see how hard the medical staff works. I give them little gifts when I go in. Pocket hugs, post its, key chains etc. It always makes them smile. So many say "I need this today." I have heard some interesting things in the ER. Some people are wacko.
I am curious as to what a pocket hug is
@@-williamthatcher They are little cards with some kind of plastic animal and they say different things. Look up pocket hugs. I get traveling turtles and worry worms. Just cute little things. Temu has a ton of them.
Me too!
@@tinglelingaling6 Me too!!
@@wonderzofcloudn9ne I hope things are under control. Hugs
Cavi wipes = cavicide wipes
Nice to know every time I come and listen to these stories, every time I think people have reached the bottom of the barrel of stupidly, someone goes “Hold my beer!” and shoves his Johnson into a beer bottle.
😂😂😂😂😂 And I am so stupid I thought you were going to get a toilet seat 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤ COMING TO FLORIDA !!! WOOHOO !!!
That video was 💯. Loved it. PLS do more!!
I love you Steveioe! You bring back memories! I was in health care 40+ years ago...You actually made me miss the "good 'ole times"!
For the record, I am now under the impression that 90% of what the ER deals with is weird sex things.
The ability to make some pretty awful situations hilarious starts in the ER. LMAO!
Nooooooo, stooooooop, I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and i'm devastated at the same time. Out of all the stories I think the testicle one, would've actually made me faint seeing it in person. Bravo to the nurses that don't faint.
Im sorry but when you excitedly said “I have one!” I thought you were gonna grab a toilet seat and show us why it wouldn’t work….. I was lowkey disappointed when you brought out the neck brace 😅
Ugh psychosis are bad 😞😔
More of these videos please. 😂
I was bitten on the breast by a tarantula when I as 15. (no I'm not allergic to bees) The young corpsman told me to show him and I flipped up my t-shirt. Now, my unaffected breast was a D cup, the bitten one had swollen to three times it's size. (you can laugh, I did later) The man nearly fainted. He had to go get help.???? Someone else came in, gave me topical cream and sent me home. He suggested ice packs to reduce the swelling. wonder what happened to the first one? Hmmm.
I couldn’t help but think of a line from The Road To Wellville when he read the suppository story.
“Oh, it’s not goin’ in *that end*, Mister Lightbody.”
So so funny. When he said I have one and left the room I thought he was coming back with a toilet seat around his neck hahahhahahahaha
Lava Lamps from the 1960's were made of glass. but the kids from the 1998- 2000's something have plastic lava lamps nothing like from the 60's.. maybe he was using the toilet seat for a table... so he didn't spill food on himself gross.
When I was in high school we visited my aunt in Florida while her husband was a nurse there. I remember 2 specific stories that made me decide that being in human* healthcare was NOT for me 🙅🏽♀️
*I said human healthcare because I want to be a veterinarian. Also, don’t really know if veterinarian are considered healthcare workers…. 🤷🏽♀️
In a pinch, you can do for humans what you do for animals!!
And you don't even share the stories? I hit "read more" ready to be entertained, here!
@@kyokoyumi lol I didn’t think anyone would really care 😂 but here you go:
1. A woman came into the ER very distraught and in shock, she was holding a plastic bag that my uncle and the other nurses didn’t really notice at first. They saw she had blood on her clothes and tried to figure out what happened so they could help her. She put the plastic bag on the counter area with a thud and started crying while telling them what happened. “My husband was outside cutting down a tree in the backyard. I was in the kitchen and saw him swinging until he swung so hard…. He missed the tree…!!” As she was talking my uncle was slowly opening the bag and said he could see a lot of blood and smell something. He was pealing the plastic bag layers off when he saw a bunch of hair and touched a HEAD. Apparently the man swung so hard that he decapitated himself. The wife was in so much shock and didn’t know what to do so she wrapped his head in a bunch of plastic bags and drove to the hospital.
2. There was this prostitue that would come in regularly for help. They all knew she was a drug addict as well and would help her as best they could until she had to leave. It had been a while since he’d seen her, so he was surprised when she arrived and was visibly pregnant. He started asking her questions about how far along she was and whatnot until she said “I think there’s something wrong with my baby.” I don’t remember exactly what happened next but for some reason he had to hand her off to a different nurse to help someone else. He didn’t see her after that and forgot about the visit until she came back about a week or two later. This time she insisted he and another nurse help her because she thought her baby was dead. She tried addressing these concerns the last time she visited but the other nurses disregarded her and just blamed her paranoia on her drug use. I don’t remember if they did any tests or if she left before they could. Anyways, my uncle took her to a room and told a doctor about her situation. They did some tests and figured out the baby was stillborn. When they were getting ready to deliver the baby my uncle said he could smell the most rancid smell ever when she opened her legs. Somehow, the baby started decaying inside of her and caused the smell. The baby was dead for a while inside of her. He said the smell was so bad that, that was one of the few times he’s ever thrown up after helping a patient.
So…. Yeah I didn’t ask for anymore nurse stories from him. I have an aunt that was a nurse during the pandemic and I know she has some stories but I refuse to ask her about them.
We had cavi wipes where I worked to use to wipe down our computers and no one told us to wear gloves when using them.
😂😂 my 5 yr old I took Tylenol went to sleep apparently masked the contractions woke up pushing had to punch my husband awake tell him to grab her😅 thank god he was calm not only grabbed but flipped the cord off her neck and safley delivered her in his moms backroom while my 3 year at the time slept thru the entire thing😅❤
How small that guy had to be to get it in in the first place😂
I accidentally wiped myself with Clorox wipes once because I wasn't paying attention and thought I grabbed my wet wipes. It did not feel good, it burned. I can only assume the sanitizing wipes that patient used felt worse than that
I think a C-spine-collar would produce a much deeper spinal injury during a traumatic-incident, if worn as a crash brace to prevent it.
OMG, your stories are hilarious! Medical professionals, law enforcement and firefighters/EMT's really do see the worst aspects of people. Also social workers, but less of the physical stuff.
I am so excited! My wife and I will be seeing you in New Brunswick in a few weeks. I can't wait.
7:24 At least it was free from bacteria!
Haven't we all worked long enough in healthcare to know just to stop reading? It only gets worse! And you can not make this 💩 up.
I often have reactions like 1:31 as a pharmacy tech....at least twice a day.
Let me guess... you also have bags of 0.9% saline or LRS at home too 😂. For just in case, right?!
I had a friend turn up in A&E/OR, with the same problem with a milk bottle. Thinking about it, still makes my eyes water and my toes curl. He was the same guy, who in telling me he had an STD, chose that moment in a crowded pub, when everyone's conversations lull, a small moment of silence when he chose to scream at me, "I've got the clap!"
That story went around town in nanoseconds. 😶😐😳🙄😋
I really thought he was going to go get a toilet seat😂😂😂😂
And here I am, wanting to be a trauma surgeon...really having serious life choices questioning...😂
You have a show Saturday Sept. 7th ( my birthday) in my town and can't find anyone to go with.
you are so lucky... almost no one ever comes to my town.. I would go with you if i could..lol
Just go by yourself! Don’t miss out on the experience.
just go 😊
Go by yourself!! My husband & I went to one of his Baltimore shows 2 weeks ago. He's worth the ticket!
I can go many places by myself but I don't think you can really go to a comedy club by yourself.
C-collars are also used to help support airway
People need to quit complaining about the ED/ER waits They’re getting in-person access to the Dumb Human Tricks:Emergency Edition show, all for the price of their co-pay.
A few vending snacks or food from the Caff and it would be a decent date. Cheaper than dinner & a movie.
I worked as a nurse at a jail and the stories I could tell 😂
I can relate to the person trying to DIY gender affirming surgery. I tried to get an appointment for a consultation, and after fighting from August to February and raising $900, I was referred to a surgical office who has never called me back.
My best: "Well, I was just busy, y'know, and I figured it'd keep", he said, as he handed over his finger in a baggie, full of ice, his finger, and the stump tied off with a zip tie. "Stopped the blood real good"" he said. I bet it did. It was meant for wires.
More vidoes like this PLEASE!!
I had a PT who complained that the suppositories were "tearing his butt up" . Upon interview, it was discovered he was inserting them still in the foil wrapper. We changed his medication and told him not to use the suppositories anymore...
Cavi wipes Toxic baby wipes. 😂😂
I actually have one of those... i was expecting a toilet riser!😂
Pleassseee do more of this!
I'm actually Canadian. Been here my whole darn life... where TF is "New West" located at?? I mean, I knows we gots places called Sackville, Cherishh, Kejimkujik & yes, even Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump. Wtf is this "New West" BS? 😂😂😂😂
I knew two Eastern European guys who used to work with me in Anesthesia. Used to use purple Sani-wipes to wipe off their hands before eating their lunch [usually sandwiches]. Thinking maybe they were just used to different brands or w/e, I let them know we normally wore gloves when touching those since they're really carcinogenic. I was laughed at and told they were "good enough." ...
Heroin doesn't make you do that. Meth does
Mmmmm. As a person with ingrown toenails I can conceivably see myself ripping out my toenails on much milder things than heroine or meth...
Confession time, I didn't know Cavi wipes were that dangerous. They left them for us to sanitize our area when pumping in the NICU. I did wipe my nips occasionally when I ran out of the regular wipes. 😮
You cannot make this stuff up! 🤣😂😂🤣
Ohhh.. neck-less, not necklace, I get it now😂
Have you seen the end of a lava lamp?
Getting an STD from an exam bed - there’s a JD Vance joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite find it
OMG! I love your puns. I'm laughing my ass off
😂OK SERIOUSLY I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN DECADES TY😂
How would you even get it in a beer bottle to begin with?
EXACTLY 💯 %
I'm not sure which is more embarrassing...
Having your penis stuck in a bottle...
Or that it could fit in the first place.
😂🤷♀️😂
Uhhh… aren’t beer bottles necks pretty small? 😂
How did he get it in the beer bottle? Large opening? Very small member?
We need you to tour the UK
These poor er nurses going into their career like "I'm going to help people, I'm going to save lives" just to spend half their time fishing a range of objects out of people's poop shoots😆
You are so AWESOME ❤
A beer bottle has a pretty small opening...
I went through a lot of comments to see if this would be here and here we are.
I wasn't sure who I felt worse for...
the guy who self castrated or the guy who could fit in a bottle neck.
😂
I never thought I was big. ...then I hear about a man small enough to fit in a corona bottle.
7:33 😂😭 7:44 💀💀
My daughter has a Lava Lamp. She's 5. And they don't just get warm. They get HOT.
Dad ain't shit. How could you even think of making your kid deliver your creation for you.
You're fucking hilarious😂
4:34 🤣💀🤣
F- COVID but lets refrain from doing it literally 😂
Isn't a beer bottle neck rather...small?
Why did I watch this on my lunch time 😇