fly watch: -@39:00 -@53:48 see ethan's right arm (i.e. camera left) -@ 55:10 camera left-bottom, the fly comes and goes but ultimately lands on top of the tissue -@ 58:42 camera right just above the microphone stand-arm -this fly seems smaller than the previous three instances, thus suggesting that this is a second fly. -@58:56 the original larger fly returns camera left (it comes and goes for a bit) -@1:06:15 camera left on wall
My heart always goes out to Love, he's a tropper. Sits while the crew all eats, celebrates, and has to see them party at Zachs show. He's underrated. Rly wish he could visit but stinking covid.
Idk, love is great but I think the crew already acknowledges and appreciates that. Around when he first came aboard he mentioned he doesn’t really like the spotlight because of social anxiety (I believe), I’d guess he’s comfortable with his current role and will become more involved as time passes.
@@aaronludwig8150 I'm pretty sure it's more than just a covid thing. Getting him a visa can still be an ordeal even if they're willing to sponsor him. He seems to like where he's at and how things are, maybe he doesn't even want to come. He's displayed no desire or intent to move to the states, so why take time off to come over for a short while just to fly back? For me that would be really hard to meet my friends for the first time only to have to leave them and know it'll be a while before I can go back again.
@@youknow9519 She wouldn’t have the RUclips channel, the podcast or the clothing line without Ethan. He’s the personality, he’s the comedian. She just sits there and doesn’t give much of anything. If it weren’t for Ethan, NONE of it would exist. She’s just his wife so of course he includes her.
I was a surgical assistant at a hair transplant office and it’s seriously a cool procedure. I wish I could do it still because I really enjoyed it but the fine motor skills it required made my hands hurt pretty bad over time. Many of my coworkers that had been doing it 10+ years either had to have hand or shoulder surgery from the repetitive motions so I moved on before it could do too much damage to my body. Was one of the most fun jobs I’ve had though and I loved seeing the results from our patients.
Keemstar is that guy when you’re in high school he graduated like 6 years ago and he’s always around but no one invited him. And he throws parties at his apartment, feeding you shots all night, and touching you way too much.
We had that guy when I was 10 , who was 17 and would ride a scooter with our group of friends and go on the playground.He broke a metal rocking horse and never had any friends his own age.
I went to Zach's show (I pop up 9:52 repping the TF windbreaker with my hand up) and Zach freaking KILLED it! Every crew member was so sweet and wholesome. Also, the girl who brought the Twilight DVD is named Alexia who was just as awesome! Shoutout to all of their families!
Dan is 100% right about Keem keeping a young girl around as an “assistant” as a wingwoman for the young women he dates. I ended up dating my 45yr old Yoga teacher at 22 and he kept young women around. Talk about too real!
@@gashkage22 thanks. Wow! Now that’s a huge age difference. And it’s kinda sad because we girls think oh wow this smart, older man wants to be with me. No, they want to use our bodies.
No Ethan , the worst part about Keems assistant is that she was originally flown out by him for a date and they didn’t click so he liked her as an assistant 😭😂😂😂
TIMESTAMPS 0:46 - ethan's sick 3:34 - zachs birthday 14:10 - nicole richie 16:29 - keemstar 27:47 - deep fake 36:10 - hairline king 38:42 - out of pocket text 47:48 - bill gates 52:07 - prince andrew 1:00:07 - playing w/ my kitty
I love Dan being bald! I was literally just looking at him like “damn he really pulls off being bald.” If I become a balding man in my next life, I’d hope and pray to look like him.
I know that Ethan is never singing properly when he does the “Do you have your passports..” bit, but i really love when he sings that bit and it sounds good and cracks me tfu
With Peace and Love, the rants on Keemstar, Kavanaugh were kind of funny for a bit, but now, they are just a bit boring. Please do some new entertaining content. You need more females, and perhaps a bit of color wouldn't hurt.
Ethan is never gonna experience the feeling we get when a new episode pops up on our feeds. He makes my day! They all do. They seem like genuinely amazing people.
blank.antho started it as a insider joke just to mess with tiktok. I find it kind of annoying. Before the chair meant that you wish OP to sit on your face...
Still similar vibes to giving your little sibling the dead controller so he thinks he's playing too while your obviously knees deep in a single player spiritual journey that exceeds comparison to all existence previous or otherwise
The crew is H3 ...Ethan couldn't exist without them at this point. They are doing exactly what Trisha wanted more entertaining content outside the studio.
Between Zack's sound bites, Ethan immediately jumping on the gag (whatever it is) and Dan's laughing in the background my week is back on track 😂 Keemstar typing and then Zack playing the sad music as Ethan narrates is just amazing.
@@briannamottola oh definitely! The painted nails made it even better lol. I love how Keemstar's face is plastered right over her face with a shocked expression
People who say “This show only runs on how Ethan’s feeling that day” really aren’t Foot Soldiers I’d rather have an amazing upbeat episode than a drained sad episode (honestly every episode is great lol I’ll watch it) but anyways get well Ethan!! Rest up take a break if needed!!!!
Honestly of course it only runs on how he's feeling that day. Off the rails is totally just a personality-based podcast. What else could it possibly be?
Zach the SOUND GOD! He caught me off gaurd with the WINDY WILLIAMS “JUST SAYING” after Bill saying, “WELL HE’S DEAD.” When I tell you I laughed hard as hell!
My boyfriend woke up one day and stomped into our bedroom declaring he wanted a Ukulele and I told him they were expensive. Three hours later we were at Sam Ash and he settled for a shitty 100$ Ukulele that sounds like garbage because he didn’t believe me when I said they were expensive. An “okay” one starts around $300. Now imagine a Guitar. I was raised with musicians so uh…yeah a $100 Guitar is a piece of shit. Being a musician is expensive. A decent instrument is typically a rent or mortgage payment; sometimes even A mortgage.
@@Uirop You’re not considering used instruments though. A MASSIVE amount of people buy brand new guitars intending to learn how to play, then it just sits in the closet for 5 years before being sold. You can’t get a nice new guitar for $100, sure. But you can get an absolutely solid used guitar for $100 any day of the week.
makes me sad that something so human we've done it since we had to do it with bones & hide in caves .. now has a paywall & isn't accessible to everyone anymore
Some guys honestly really own the baldness, like Dan. He’s so handsome. Can maybe see getting a procedure if you’re hair is only thinning, but you’re gonna get bald anyways. Just own it when the time is ready. Gary Klein is extremely blessed to have BOTH good hair and a good beard, even in his 70s. But it seems like most dudes start thinning or receding in their 20s. It should just be accepted. When I was a teen I used to hate balding men but I’m in my 20s now, I’ve realized it can be handsome or charming. At worst… I really just don’t care. No loss.
Yeah my boyfriend is bald and I love it!! He shaves his head where he still grows hair and I love how smooth it is lol I always rub it when it's freshly shaved 😂
Yeah as you get older you realize that it's something that can't be helped. I feel really bad for all the teenagers who make it a meme because a huge percentage of them are going to go through it and I feel like it's going to affect them much more because of that. Just gotta work around it.
h3 crew i cant express how much this show has effected my life literally. my mom got cancer a little bit ago and yall were the ones who got me through all of it. she’s fine now but it was super hard for me i’m not an adult and i depend on my mom a lot so it was kinda crazy but love u guys
The Keem stuff is always funny but you know what would annoy/frustrate him even more? If y’all stopped talking about him completely. He would go insane 😅
Genuinely can't say how much I appreciate this episode. Been depressed and my brain has been plays tricks on me all week so glad I can chill with you guys for a while
Dan stop letting Ethan’s bias cast doubt on your attractiveness because a clean smooth head is quite the desirable type and often guys look better with a shaved head than hair, you’re gorgeous like vin diesel. Stay beautiful 😘
I feel like with your profile pic this comment should go:" The thad muthic behind Ethan talking about keep drinking milk with hiz girlfriend iz the funniezt thing"
The only reason I grew up knowing what a monchichi was is because my dad makes fun if my mom for having little toes and calls then her monchichi toes 😂
My mom had a weird phase of collecting them and a few years ago decided to sell them/give them away but I kept one. We would also tell me brother he has "monchihi hair" cause its really spikey and never lays completely flat lol
Just dealt with the same BS in my family. Apparently for people who get sick a lot it's ok to just show up to family functions sick and infect everybody. It's a douchey thing to do, its selfish, and it's common sense common courtesy to others.
Zach's sense of humor and timing has really noticeably developed in the past few months. Also looked awesome on that stage playing. Zach's really out here gathering rockstar energy and releasing it back into the wild so wholesomely 🤘
Its sweet that Hila Kleins husband would do this for us fans
Lmaoo
@Tommy Bishop apparently Hila Klein dated this guy after meeting him at a museum. This mans lucky
LMAOOOO
HAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can’t stop watching Seven Hunnid on RUclips 😭😭
Hila’s husbands podcast is actually not bad..
💯
This 😂😂
This should be the top comment
This^
😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
How nice of Hila’s husband to host her podcast while she maintains a multi million business.
is that shade at google's description or have i been on reddit too much ?
@@azeenanj9185 you’ve been on reddit too much
This is because she is kween 👑
Thanks to hilas husband for bringing her to American and giving her the opportunity to be a successful business owner
@@enriquejaramillo6098 ok virgin
fly watch:
-@39:00
-@53:48 see ethan's right arm (i.e. camera left)
-@ 55:10 camera left-bottom, the fly comes and goes but ultimately lands on top of the tissue
-@ 58:42 camera right just above the microphone stand-arm -this fly seems smaller than the previous three instances, thus suggesting that this is a second fly.
-@58:56 the original larger fly returns camera left (it comes and goes for a bit)
-@1:06:15 camera left on wall
The EFFORT
dan will love this
Cease
*hilas husband
Hila's husband is really trying hard to give us the content we need
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I hope H3 will be paying my medical bills with all these heart attack inducing titles.
@Michael Peterson Michael, what did we say about saying hi to strangers online?
@@dailyfacts3212 apologies father
@@aaronbradleycorbett You're not the boy.
That kid is not the boy
@@dailyfacts3212 he replied to four random women in these comments already. What a fucking weirdo.
My heart always goes out to Love, he's a tropper. Sits while the crew all eats, celebrates, and has to see them party at Zachs show. He's underrated. Rly wish he could visit but stinking covid.
i know, i felt bad did he not get an X buzzer too?😭😭
It’s dumb. Just let him go visit them right? Like I understand covid but honestly they need to take a risk once in a while.
Idk, love is great but I think the crew already acknowledges and appreciates that. Around when he first came aboard he mentioned he doesn’t really like the spotlight because of social anxiety (I believe), I’d guess he’s comfortable with his current role and will become more involved as time passes.
@@aaronludwig8150 I'm pretty sure it's more than just a covid thing. Getting him a visa can still be an ordeal even if they're willing to sponsor him.
He seems to like where he's at and how things are, maybe he doesn't even want to come. He's displayed no desire or intent to move to the states, so why take time off to come over for a short while just to fly back? For me that would be really hard to meet my friends for the first time only to have to leave them and know it'll be a while before I can go back again.
@@RoyalReyna he has one already but you literally cant travel into the us if you’re not a citizen
What is Ethan’s English accent?! 😂😂 He sounds like the vampire from Hotel Transylvania 😂😂
Incoming Trisha video about this comment, because that was Adam Sandler.
he sounds like Apu from the Simpsons haha
@@gideonsmoak2764 hahahahah
I just wanna thank Hila's husband for still doing the podcast!
😄
😂 a true foot soldier joke
@@youknow9519 She wouldn’t have the RUclips channel, the podcast or the clothing line without Ethan. He’s the personality, he’s the comedian. She just sits there and doesn’t give much of anything. If it weren’t for Ethan, NONE of it would exist. She’s just his wife so of course he includes her.
@@noamweizmann without hila, teddy fresh wouldnt exist. but hes just her husband, so of course she includes him.
😂😂😂😂💯
Wendy Williams soundbite: "Clap if you think she should suffer!"
Ethan: 🙂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
XD
time stamp?
@@ryanm4769 15:35
STOP😩😩💀
That sent me 😂 Zach was on his game today
I love how Zack just keeps adding to the Off The Rails soundbyte.
Im waiting for the nuclear sirens
Lol great innit. I love the wallie and machine guns, just resonates well together
The bianca shout... ::chefs kiss::
They should add the fallout siren head noise with the stahp soundbite
it’s like a reward 🍸🤏🏼
I was a surgical assistant at a hair transplant office and it’s seriously a cool procedure. I wish I could do it still because I really enjoyed it but the fine motor skills it required made my hands hurt pretty bad over time. Many of my coworkers that had been doing it 10+ years either had to have hand or shoulder surgery from the repetitive motions so I moved on before it could do too much damage to my body. Was one of the most fun jobs I’ve had though and I loved seeing the results from our patients.
Dang its a shame to hear how taxing it is on the body but it’s really really cool work.
ETHAN EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE TAKEN A WEEK BREAK YOU ARE ALLOWED TO STAY HOME WHEN YOU'RE SICK!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE ISN'T A FOOT SOLDIER!
so true bestie
This!!
ethans gonna be sick on the day of the new show then smh
onggg
Truth!
Keemstar is that guy when you’re in high school he graduated like 6 years ago and he’s always around but no one invited him. And he throws parties at his apartment, feeding you shots all night, and touching you way too much.
Accurate
BINGOOOOOOOO
He's the definition of a beta male if we're being honest.
With football highlights still in his bio 😭😂😂😂
We had that guy when I was 10 , who was 17 and would ride a scooter with our group of friends and go on the playground.He broke a metal rocking horse and never had any friends his own age.
The moment of panic on Dan’s face when Ethan said both his Covid tests came back positive was so relatable
not really
@@bobisu3111 grow up and have some fun
Timestamp please?
@@therecipe5606 1:05
@@razzlesquad5001 ah ok, Yay! Covid = FUN!
wow hila kleins husband trying to have a small business while she’s running a multi million dollar corporation is so cute
What corporation is that? What's her business?
@@BenildeMoreno Teddy Fresh?
@@AnthonyDoesRUclips cause he's nothing lol
Hila’s husband is so nice to bless us while he’s sick!
I love that hilas husband found a cute little hobby, this gets him out of the house and I can tell he has fun doing it ☺️
you win
What
LFMAOOOOOOOOO
I think he does it in his house bc he has to be supervised 🤷🏻♀️
cute little hobby???? He's laughing at you all the way to the bank!
*enthan catches a cold*
Reddit: “I’m sick and tired of the inconsistency, I think I’m gonna stop watching!”
Ethan's fans turn on him in a heat beat while keems fans don't care what he does. Dem hoes ain't loyal.
@@nicnonya5239 “fans”
@@nicnonya5239 Not all of us are like that.
@@nicnonya5239 fuck those people they aren't real fans. Just consumers of a product they like.
@@charlottecallanan4391 youd be pretty dumb to be loyal to a company even tho they are putting out ass products lmao. Guess that is todays world
I went to Zach's show (I pop up 9:52 repping the TF windbreaker with my hand up) and Zach freaking KILLED it!
Every crew member was so sweet and wholesome. Also, the girl who brought the Twilight DVD is named Alexia who was just as awesome! Shoutout to all of their families!
Dan is 100% right about Keem keeping a young girl around as an “assistant” as a wingwoman for the young women he dates. I ended up dating my 45yr old Yoga teacher at 22 and he kept young women around. Talk about too real!
That's onision Tactic, the wife would bring the other victims, like that sex cult
The Gislaine Maxwell tactic
Don't feel bad, an ex of mine dated a 50 yr old man at age 20. A Subway manager, the sandwich place. But yeah Dan is right.
Dan always got good insight
@@gashkage22 thanks. Wow! Now that’s a huge age difference. And it’s kinda sad because we girls think oh wow this smart, older man wants to be with me. No, they want to use our bodies.
After years of watching this show it still astonishes me how fast zach is with sound bites
Yes I agree he’s always on the ball
They are easily my favorite part of the show! When frenemies was going on, people were slandering the sound bites and it hurt my heart
Zach is really amazing and talented! It makes the show!
No Ethan , the worst part about Keems assistant is that she was originally flown out by him for a date and they didn’t click so he liked her as an assistant 😭😂😂😂
WHAT
Pls tell me this is fake 😂😂
OH MY GOD
No fucking wayyy
What??
TIMESTAMPS
0:46 - ethan's sick
3:34 - zachs birthday
14:10 - nicole richie
16:29 - keemstar
27:47 - deep fake
36:10 - hairline king
38:42 - out of pocket text
47:48 - bill gates
52:07 - prince andrew
1:00:07 - playing w/ my kitty
Keemstar needs an assistant to clean his chlorine soaked jerseys
he’s such a douche canoe
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@@bossmiester do o be ihqq we
@@GabrielaArredondo ved
@@GabrielaArredondo I
I love Dan being bald! I was literally just looking at him like “damn he really pulls off being bald.” If I become a balding man in my next life, I’d hope and pray to look like him.
You can be that man in this life. It's 2021.
BRUCE WILLIS WHO??!!!?!
Ethan with the sniffles thanking his sponsor, “bee uddees”
💀☠️☠️💀
Bee buddies 🐝
I cannot believe h3h3 doesn’t get the views it deserves. The connection they all have is unmatched
I know that Ethan is never singing properly when he does the “Do you have your passports..” bit, but i really love when he sings that bit and it sounds good and cracks me tfu
Yes he should sing it more often 😂
he has a band and has a made a couple of songs. its not like amazing singing but i like it
I love it too! Lol
I want a whole song and music video😩
@@webgard_ I've always likened Ethan's singing to The Moldy Peaches - it may not be technically perfect but it's so authentic and charming!
Donna suggesting a scalp tattoo to Dan has to be one of the funniest things I've heard. *LOL.* 😂
With Peace and Love, the rants on Keemstar, Kavanaugh were kind of funny for a bit, but now, they are just a bit boring. Please do some new entertaining content. You need more females, and perhaps a bit of color wouldn't hurt.
she’s so sweet though Lol
@@culture8490 yes more wahmen and blacks would make this such an amazing podcast 😂
@@culture8490 absolutely, it’s a shame they don’t hire more people based on gender and ethnicity!
@@culture8490 Go watch another channel if you’re bored. Plenty of channels with women and POC on RUclips.
Although I appreciate Ethan filming even though he is sick, I sure hope he doesn't over do it. Make sure to rest and eat well Ethan!
H3 fan with the GOJO pfp? Ily. SHOUTOUT TO UR FAMILY!
Yeah I think especially with covid, the whole "don't come to work sick" became a mantra.
@@jess8740 Glad to be here homie. 💓
He eats too well
“Govern yourself accordingly” makes me laugh every time I hear it
THE FLIES in Love's bot. There was a fly as Ethan blew his nose and LOVE is the only one to see. He is gold.
We love Love
Time stamp? 🥺❤❤
@@meganf98 38:53
@@meganf98 then love starts at 40:53
The fact that Dan has Ethan as "Ethan (h3h3)" in his phone is a power move
I thought that too 😂 but then I realized he probably just knows more Ethans and I'm just stupid
Can you explain why? Sorry I’m slow lol
@@emmanuelmedina6915 meaning ethan klein isn't the "main" ethan he knows
It should be ‘Ethan💝💞💘💕💕💗💞💓’
😤😤😤😤😤
Hearing how sick ethan was I didn’t expect this episode to be so fucking funny HAHAHAHA got to be one of the recent bests
Why on earth would you pay to make it look like you don’t shave your head clean! Dan looks great bald. Iconic dome. 👑
Clisare it's so cool seeing you comment regularly here! Two of my favorite channels and funny people :')
Would you really date a bald guy though? Most women lie about that.
Keep Ireland safe, Clisare. 💪🇨🇮
Because some people prefer the look of having a bit of hair
@@woopygoman definitely not.
“IT WAS USED IN A BOOK???? Huh” is my all time favorite sound bite right up there with Carlos
sameee
“I think Zach would die” Ethan said it so casually 😭😭😭
So generous of Hila Klein to allow us to listen to her husband’s podcast
Somehow this comment isn’t funny after seeing 20 ones exactly like it
@@Skate_and_Destroy90 you say that about every overused H3 inside joke?
@@katiepena3108 just this one so far
@@Skate_and_Destroy90 hm why
@@yyg4632 because it is
I’m sorry but ethans sick laughing made me just cackle lmao 🤣 even when he’s feeling miserable he’s still bringing the quality content.
Ethan is never gonna experience the feeling we get when a new episode pops up on our feeds.
He makes my day! They all do. They seem like genuinely amazing people.
Seriously! I’ve been watching past episodes up until this one popped up 🥰
Same♥️
I’m grateful to that woman who commented on Dan’s brow. The middle is filling in nicely.
Omg you’re right!!
Selma Hyack ?
😂
Petition and tweet this so it doesn't become a underrated Dan comment
lmaoooo i forgot about that
The song gets me every time 😂😂 “does your family know your last whereabouts??” IM CACKLING
WHEREABOUUUUUUUUTS
The giant fly attacking Ethan's face when he was blowing his nose. Love was the only one that called it out by having the flies on his screen. lol
Do you have a time stamp? 😄
I'm trying to find it. It makes a reappearance around 52:18
39:00 is where he starts sneezing. If you wait for Love's reaction.
Zach playing “Dan the Hater” live at his show 😂
unappreciated moment 😂😂😂
The fact that Ethan simply CANNOT hold a posh English accent is hilarious lmao
@@Kigoz4Life he starts at 55:05
Lol he drifts into everything but “kings english”
The devotion on this crew. I’m proud to be a foot soldier.
😬😬😬😬😬
@Steven Fonlame ?
Zach:
*"that's right im 24 years old"*
Me, 30 barely able to form a beard:
*"wtf man"*
Beards are usually full by that age
@@sherwingolshani9582 not for many men
You know Ethan doesn’t feel good whenever he doesn’t argue with Dan about taking the Ad break lmfaooooo 🤣🪑🤣🪑
What’s up with the 🪑? Just curious
@@sarahjay9220 omg thanks for explaining... im on tiktok but didn't even know that 😂 and was so confused hahah 😂
blank.antho started it as a insider joke just to mess with tiktok. I find it kind of annoying. Before the chair meant that you wish OP to sit on your face...
@@kayleedesroches6318 it was used as a laughing emote for tiktok i think
Zach’s sound bites are truly an art and he is god damn Picasso. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACH (or Zack if it’s zack idk)
How old is Zach? They said 42, but that was just a joke right?
@@SH.z.z 24
It’s Zach with an H bc he doesn’t fuck with that K shit bahaha
Ethan dedicating time to show Zachs show is very wholesome
Still similar vibes to giving your little sibling the dead controller so he thinks he's playing too while your obviously knees deep in a single player spiritual journey that exceeds comparison to all existence previous or otherwise
The crew is H3 ...Ethan couldn't exist without them at this point. They are doing exactly what Trisha wanted more entertaining content outside the studio.
Yes. And I liked seeing Zach shred.
Dan should get a hair unit for an episode. The one that glues on the head. Looks very real when well done.
Dan could rock a solid mullet for real tho
Donna is such a mom. She loves Dan and that is why sh3 sent that.
Between Zack's sound bites, Ethan immediately jumping on the gag (whatever it is) and Dan's laughing in the background my week is back on track 😂 Keemstar typing and then Zack playing the sad music as Ethan narrates is just amazing.
I don't have Twitter so I didn't know what was happening when they didn't post last week. My mood was off all week 😭😭
Between everything that just makes this thing diamonds dipped in gold
@@briannamottola oh definitely! The painted nails made it even better lol. I love how Keemstar's face is plastered right over her face with a shocked expression
Stand up Ethan! Coming thru even in sickness. Ryan Kavanaugh could never
Ethan is the ultimate alpha 💪🏼
Olivia is just so dang pretty when she smiles omfggg!
the rolls royce being in the background while zach smashed the guitar gave me a good giggle
A Rolls Royce w/ a V -12 , a '61 Les Paul ; that's how you do it........
@@SWHBOYCE okay bro
Like when ppl read think of the church they see the Jesus on the cross. When foot army think of church we see this image and this image only
Shouldve gotten the kiss coffin for Zachs birthday, would've been legendary.
or some KISS crocs
It's not too late .
getting a coffin to celebrate the day you were born….. that is so fucked up😂😂😂😂😂
People who say “This show only runs on how Ethan’s feeling that day” really aren’t Foot Soldiers I’d rather have an amazing upbeat episode than a drained sad episode (honestly every episode is great lol I’ll watch it) but anyways get well Ethan!! Rest up take a break if needed!!!!
Honestly of course it only runs on how he's feeling that day. Off the rails is totally just a personality-based podcast. What else could it possibly be?
Personally I haven't been vibing with this show since the youtube influencer war episodes of mid 2020
I mean its literally his show so yeah it runs off his mood are people stupid lmao
@@3skin556 no shit I feel like his comment didn't even make sense... lol hahaha like duhhhh
@@Jimmy-jm1ol then whatre u doin here, jimmy? respectfully
The keemstar “HUH” soundbite makes me laugh EVERY TIME 💀💀😂
Papa bless you for blessing us on this fine Thursday
Oh shit what's up man! Love the content
Hey good to see you're still around!
Josh! Odd to find your here haha
Ayyyy my favorite weedtuber! I didn’t know you were an H3 fan
whattt would your name be josh?
"I did 2 covid test and they were both positive... I'm kidding negative"
THE FEAR I HAD
You already know he wouldn’t risk it for the crew
What were you scared of?
Last night I had a dream that the new co-host was Chet Hanks. And it all made perfect sense. Then I woke up and started questioning my sanity
“Chetemies”
Zach the SOUND GOD! He caught me off gaurd with the WINDY WILLIAMS “JUST SAYING” after Bill saying, “WELL HE’S DEAD.” When I tell you I laughed hard as hell!
Why does it feel like Zach is the only one that has birthdays and hes had like 4 in the last year 😂
I was thinking the same thing! LOL!
Ethan calling out Zach for vaping is like a dad calling out his son
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
Pls take a rest Ethan especially if you’re sick, we will always be here and support you!
Right? Next week probably the hole crew is sick.
That’s my thought exactly. He talks about being respectful to people when it pertains to COVID but any other sickness it’s totally ok to spread… wut
I get SO pissed when people come into work with a cold, like wtf you think everyone else wants your nasty cold?
So nice to have hila’s husband’s podcast back. Really helps me escape from my own little world. :)
the flies made an iconic appearance this episode i now fully side with the team there may in fact be a fly problem
love the skyrim pfp
Yes hahaha 38:55 in the bottom left
Okay but the way zach's girlfriend looks at him when he was playing 🥺amazing
Ethan you're a real trooper, please don't infect anyone lol
@@AxxLAfriku imagine commenting where only the op will see your spam and not a long ass thread. Or did you get reported in the others.
Beeeeeeeta
donna isn't ready to except Dan is the one true hairline king
Dhd
Ethan: “we got the cheapest guitar… it was like 100 bucks”
I feel so poor
My boyfriend woke up one day and stomped into our bedroom declaring he wanted a Ukulele and I told him they were expensive. Three hours later we were at Sam Ash and he settled for a shitty 100$ Ukulele that sounds like garbage because he didn’t believe me when I said they were expensive. An “okay” one starts around $300. Now imagine a Guitar. I was raised with musicians so uh…yeah a $100 Guitar is a piece of shit. Being a musician is expensive. A decent instrument is typically a rent or mortgage payment; sometimes even A mortgage.
Right?? I know stores where the *MOST* expensive guitars are $100. You can definitely get a legitimate (but crappy) guitar for like $25
@@Uirop You’re not considering used instruments though. A MASSIVE amount of people buy brand new guitars intending to learn how to play, then it just sits in the closet for 5 years before being sold.
You can’t get a nice new guitar for $100, sure. But you can get an absolutely solid used guitar for $100 any day of the week.
makes me sad that something so human we've done it since we had to do it with bones & hide in caves .. now has a paywall & isn't accessible to everyone anymore
$100 is cheap for a guitar, you can get a decent one for $100 but typically you're spending $500-2500 for a guitar
Some guys honestly really own the baldness, like Dan. He’s so handsome. Can maybe see getting a procedure if you’re hair is only thinning, but you’re gonna get bald anyways. Just own it when the time is ready.
Gary Klein is extremely blessed to have BOTH good hair and a good beard, even in his 70s. But it seems like most dudes start thinning or receding in their 20s. It should just be accepted.
When I was a teen I used to hate balding men but I’m in my 20s now, I’ve realized it can be handsome or charming. At worst… I really just don’t care. No loss.
Yeah my boyfriend is bald and I love it!! He shaves his head where he still grows hair and I love how smooth it is lol I always rub it when it's freshly shaved 😂
@@ndhk You may feel that way but statistics show women in general find men with a full head of hair more attractive
I think you need a hobby
Yeah as you get older you realize that it's something that can't be helped. I feel really bad for all the teenagers who make it a meme because a huge percentage of them are going to go through it and I feel like it's going to affect them much more because of that. Just gotta work around it.
@@GerstoxParty Statistics also show that attractive people are more attractive.
h3 crew i cant express how much this show has effected my life literally. my mom got cancer a little bit ago and yall were the ones who got me through all of it. she’s fine now but it was super hard for me i’m not an adult and i depend on my mom a lot so it was kinda crazy but love u guys
So happy you’re mom is okay! My mom was recently diagnosed as well, so I know how hard that is. This show has also gotten me through ! ❤️
@@alyssiaenochs1930 i hope she does well! shes not alone and shes very brave thank you though!
Sending love to both you are the mum 🥰🥰
The Keem stuff is always funny but you know what would annoy/frustrate him even more? If y’all stopped talking about him completely. He would go insane 😅
Yes but we want content
@@ewwwkay6862 from Keemstar?
@@BubblemouseM from Ethan making fun of keemstar
@@ewwwkay6862 oh! 🤣 that’s good! I was worried you were…..on the other side for a second 😅 glad you’re a foot soldier also! ✌🏻 & ❤️
“If I was drinking milk in keemstars house I would bring my milk to the bathroom” Donnas son killed me this ep
Oh how humble Hila just lets her husband go off on his passion projects. It is truly inspiring!
How do i downvote multiple times
@@jooeybabbabooey lol why
@@yyg4632 because
@@Xx0AUS0xX don't ask why. Ask why not.
the sacrifices ethan makes to keep up the show is honorable
Chill
Sacrifices is a bit of an over statement. He’s got good work ethic I’d say.
Sacrifices?? 😂 y’all really be acting like Ethan is Jesus fucking Christ 🙄😂
@@anubisthacutest4752 them and their parasocial relationships it’s goddamn off putting
@@1sadsexually2sadsexually54 how is it parasocial to recognize that working while sick is a sacrifice?
Ik we’re over the fruit flies but did anyone else notice the flies flying around Ethan during the prince Andrew bit?
yes okay I just made a comment but didn't know anyone else noticed?!
LOL not the fruit flies again 😭
At the point, the flies are part of the crew. 😂
@@alyssareinicke2026 working overtime 😂
Ethan: "for some reason, I feel like Zach would die."
Zach: "oh how sweet. thank you Ethan." 🙂
this episode is really starting off with a banger, huh
Genuinely can't say how much I appreciate this episode. Been depressed and my brain has been plays tricks on me all week so glad I can chill with you guys for a while
peace and love ❤️ I hope you feel better soon 🥺
Hope things look up for you soon 💞
Amazing comment, feel better
LMFAO WHY DIDN’T I EVER NOTICE THE DUDES REACTION BEHIND GABBY’S INTENSE TYPING! Im cracking up in my mask in public like a weirdo -oh myyy
I thought it was an edit and was trying to figure out who it was lol
@@borromorro it was her at the time boyfriend
Dan stop letting Ethan’s bias cast doubt on your attractiveness because a clean smooth head is quite the desirable type and often guys look better with a shaved head than hair, you’re gorgeous like vin diesel. Stay beautiful 😘
Vin Diesel? No way! Dan's a dead ringer for Morris Chestnut.
As a dude in his mid 20s shaving his head I appreciate that too.
Ethan needs to chill with the hairline talk
Ethans performance as prince Andrew and the queen should be made into an animation, please someone
The sad music behind Ethan talking about Keem drinking milk with his girlfriend is the funniest thing
I feel like with your profile pic this comment should go:" The thad muthic behind Ethan talking about keep drinking milk with hiz girlfriend iz the funniezt thing"
Your username and pfp 😂
“He sold out it’s huge”
“You call him a sell out”
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Ethans singing was mad good prob wont ever happen but id love to hear him sing some more
He has some songs on RUclips
He had a whole band my guy - look up The Jokes!
Hope Hila's husband feels better soon, appreciate him doing a podcast while sick. 🙏🏼
zach with the cuomo “i do it with everyone” soundbite quietly behind gates was so perfect.
Zach: Just happy to receive the gift card
Ethan: So yeah it’s not actually real either
🤣🤣🤣
I’m cracking up, there was no gift 😂
Destroy a 100 dollar guitar for a fake 50 dollar gift card to a 10,000 dollar item 😂😂😂😂
The only reason I grew up knowing what a monchichi was is because my dad makes fun if my mom for having little toes and calls then her monchichi toes 😂
My mom had a weird phase of collecting them and a few years ago decided to sell them/give them away but I kept one. We would also tell me brother he has "monchihi hair" cause its really spikey and never lays completely flat lol
Just because you don't have covid doesn't mean you should be going to work when you're clearly sick, take care of yourself Ethan
@Steelers fan true every time i mope about being sick and do nothing all day i feel a million times worse
@Steelers fan idk if his employees prefer it my dude
@Steelers fan “ok Karen” yeah you really got him.
@Steelers fan this is true!! if I lay down while having congestion it makes my head feel worse, so I have to get up and be active!
Just dealt with the same BS in my family. Apparently for people who get sick a lot it's ok to just show up to family functions sick and infect everybody. It's a douchey thing to do, its selfish, and it's common sense common courtesy to others.
I love how we are all calling hilas husband, hilas husband
Zach's sense of humor and timing has really noticeably developed in the past few months.
Also looked awesome on that stage playing. Zach's really out here gathering rockstar energy and releasing it back into the wild so wholesomely 🤘
I’m with you, I was always indifferent to the sound bytes, but lately they have had me audibly laughing. Very well placed.
Y’all should get a black sharpie and “Tattoo” dans hair line and head and than FaceTime Donna and act serious about it and get her reaction 😂😂😂
Omg Zach’s excitement for the gift and to smash the guitar is so cute!!!!
Ethan: “Do you think she covers her milk when she leaves the room?” Dan: 🙃🙃🙄🙄🙄. Dan knows better
Damn. You were doing so good with the punctuation until you left out the period at the end. It’s ok to period at the end.
@@mandiedukes punctuate dese
LMFAOOOO
the sound bite "used in a BOOK HUH??" literally makes me crack up EVERYTIME 😆
Is that what he is saying lol never knew what he was saying hah
@@Teletha aha yea! I only know because i happened to watch the video its from, H3TV #7
Dan looks great bald!! He has lovely eyes and a solid beard so it really suits the bald look!!