Cloud is Gay

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 2 года назад +9098

    Every female character in this game: Oh Cloud, you're so funny!ʰᵃᵛᵉˢᵉˣʷᶦᵗʰᵐᵉAnd such a nice guy, too!
    Cloud: are you still talking

    • @rockthemoose66
      @rockthemoose66 2 года назад +452

      That subtext was brilliant!

    • @sned_dunes
      @sned_dunes 2 года назад +230

      @@rockthemoose66 It's superscript text actually

    • @chocobocloudstrife5697
      @chocobocloudstrife5697 2 года назад +125

      They are in fact, always talking

    • @preposteroussvideos
      @preposteroussvideos 2 года назад +35

      How do you type like that lmao

    • @jesseburgener442
      @jesseburgener442 2 года назад +31

      @@preposteroussvideos I just Google search a small text generator, but I think there's apps for it too

  • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
    @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 2 года назад +8280

    The fact that the two responses are basically "no" and "more aggressive no" is not helping Clouds case

    • @yellowcactustvz4929
      @yellowcactustvz4929 2 года назад +553

      No promises means yes in edgelord speak

    • @JorjIto12872
      @JorjIto12872 2 года назад +195

      Both fells same way, but the first is like a "maybe"

    • @xellanchaos5386
      @xellanchaos5386 2 года назад +173

      "No promises" = I'll try

    • @DefendYoungstown
      @DefendYoungstown 2 года назад +68

      Following the Fallout 4 dialogue choice path. Except Bethesda would've added two more ways to say "no" and added a timer.

    • @rommelthedesertfox3089
      @rommelthedesertfox3089 2 года назад +2

      He refuses to simp unlike u

  • @gqsak
    @gqsak 3 года назад +7789

    Will you come back tomorrow night?
    - No
    - Nah

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 3 года назад +611

      - Negative.
      - I don't think so.
      - Not gonna happen.

    • @mcilrain
      @mcilrain 3 года назад +422

      - It's false
      - It never happened
      - This one was invented by a writer

    • @TheRunningPigeon
      @TheRunningPigeon 3 года назад +203

      @@mcilrain
      - How superstitious are you?
      - You had your hearing tested lately?
      - Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?

    • @binderdiego
      @binderdiego 3 года назад +278

      - I did not hit her
      - It is not true
      - It is bulshit
      - I did not hit her
      - I did NOHT
      - Oh! Hi Mark.

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 3 года назад +92

      -..... No.
      -No.
      -Hell no.
      -HELL no.
      -HELL NAW!

  • @zerocrutch
    @zerocrutch 3 года назад +14709

    Cloud looks at all the women of this game like they’re made of broccoli.

    • @hotarushidosha
      @hotarushidosha 3 года назад +440

      Thank you for that laugh. Holy hell hahaha

    • @xXHibiscusXxc
      @xXHibiscusXxc 3 года назад +550

      He looks at everyone like that homie.

    • @omnipotentpotato2436
      @omnipotentpotato2436 3 года назад +302

      i like broccoli

    • @Motoboo_Marine
      @Motoboo_Marine 3 года назад +167

      @@omnipotentpotato2436 mmm cheese broccoli

    • @sage-ws5tq
      @sage-ws5tq 3 года назад +76

      @@omnipotentpotato2436 especially with cum

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict 3 года назад +10018

    "Sorry about your ass"
    That can be misinterpreted in all the right ways

    • @solidsneak69
      @solidsneak69 3 года назад +584

      I bet that's what Sephiroth said to Cloud as well

    • @ewaw6513
      @ewaw6513 3 года назад +139

      @@solidsneak69 oh my

    • @crisramirezbeats9575
      @crisramirezbeats9575 3 года назад +393

      "You really shouldn't be so rough, Cloud."

    • @noctiscaelum7760
      @noctiscaelum7760 3 года назад +48

      Cloud basically destroyed his anus.

    • @Strykerx31
      @Strykerx31 3 года назад +7

      that Donkey didn't know what hit him RIP :(

  • @imapseudonym6198
    @imapseudonym6198 3 года назад +6997

    I do love how Cloud tries just as hard to be cool and aloof as he ever did, but now exactly _no one_ buys the act anymore.

    • @fajardiniarikamil2712
      @fajardiniarikamil2712 3 года назад +509

      He was not right in his mind, if you played crisis core cloud was just your average everday chill dude but after the mako experiment well...it does not end well for him, FUCK EVEN SEPHIROTH WAS ALSO A CHILL DUDE before.. Well.....

    • @fajardiniarikamil2712
      @fajardiniarikamil2712 3 года назад +259

      Like before sephiroth broke his mind he was that kind of normal good genuine guy not that smart, not that pridefull just a simple normal good genuine guy.

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 года назад +79

      @@fajardiniarikamil2712 then he went full son of chutlu lmao

    • @fajardiniarikamil2712
      @fajardiniarikamil2712 3 года назад +60

      @@thalassaer4137 yeah man iwish there was a canon game where you know sephiroth got his redemption and going back normal like he used to ,in crisis core he was just look like a good guy to hang out with

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan 2 года назад +37

      @@fajardiniarikamil2712 an alternate universe, but it is pretty much impossible in main timeline, i do admit that is a good sentiment tho, i too felt bad for sephiroth.

  • @joaomlo2
    @joaomlo2 3 года назад +5739

    "If only she gave me a sign"

    • @windknife
      @windknife 3 года назад +342

      Why must you bring up such horrifying memories?

    • @epsilon2461
      @epsilon2461 3 года назад +56

      Ahhhh oh God 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

    • @Jamesaepp
      @Jamesaepp 3 года назад +261

      "Is she into you?"
      "Yeah, you can't really tell - there could be a camera somewhere. Best to keep your cool and keep an eye out for signs."

    • @Spoopy_man
      @Spoopy_man 2 года назад +101

      @@Jamesaepp maybe she's Canadian.

    • @cincila6981
      @cincila6981 2 года назад +17

      @@Spoopy_man I understood that reference

  • @Spitfire_94
    @Spitfire_94 2 года назад +6369

    Tifa: Question for guys, part 1: do you like tall girls or short girls?
    Cloud: Men.

  • @manos7961
    @manos7961 3 года назад +6705

    If you compare this scene to the dancing scene you can clearly see what he is more comfortable with

    • @joelsantos662
      @joelsantos662 3 года назад +675

      yep, Cloud is the best honey bee girl

    • @ABC-ik9vj
      @ABC-ik9vj 3 года назад +42

      @@joelsantos662 ew

    • @itz_una9566
      @itz_una9566 3 года назад +188

      @@joelsantos662 sadly I actually couldn’t agree more 💀🖐🏼

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 3 года назад +165

      @@joelsantos662 dem hips don't lie.

    • @freezeblast4563
      @freezeblast4563 3 года назад +63

      @@joelsantos662 dude u know he’s not cause he dates girls in the games. People like u need to stop making characters from video games and anime into your own gay fanfic!

  • @xShinigamiRyukuux
    @xShinigamiRyukuux 2 года назад +2751

    >"Sorry about your ass."
    >"It's weird if you call me bro."
    >"Not gonna happen."
    >Is literally a femboy for a portion of the game
    >Always daydreaming about an androgynous long-haired man and his phallic, well-endowed "sword"
    Preposterous.

  • @erinyes3943
    @erinyes3943 2 года назад +586

    Gotta admire Jessie’s confidence. It would probably be a bit annoying in real life, but she’s still got energy and pep after getting turned down pretty hard. Good for her!

    • @joyadeceren
      @joyadeceren 2 года назад

      You gotta play her with smartly playwords or you will regret it for being a simp.

    • @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
      @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 2 года назад

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear eri

    • @Big_Bulli
      @Big_Bulli 2 года назад +29

      So when a guy does it he's creepy and weird, but when a cute and quirky girl does it, its fine?

    • @selfimprovement5873
      @selfimprovement5873 2 года назад +18

      @@Big_Bulli "it probably would be a bit annoying in real life"

    • @turbotrup96
      @turbotrup96 2 года назад +10

      @@Big_Bulli not only that, but it's revealed earlier in the same mission by Wedge and Biggs that she is actually quite abusive too when things don't go her way.
      But because she is a girl it's cute and empowering, and whatnot.
      Double standards, as always.

  • @TheOneTrueOfficialLordGod
    @TheOneTrueOfficialLordGod 3 года назад +3674

    I still can't believe the remake rewrote her to be my type

    • @qoriakromin9679
      @qoriakromin9679 3 года назад +202

      Too bad she got flatten now :(

    • @djslw0114
      @djslw0114 3 года назад +386

      She's the best she is more playful than Aerith and cooler than Tifa, just imagine if they brought her back in part 2 and you can date her in the gold saucer.

    • @finbarshields
      @finbarshields 3 года назад +451

      is your type not being made from 9 polygons

    • @marginaliia
      @marginaliia 3 года назад +20

      @@djslw0114 she’s ded❤️

    • @Niclopez0305
      @Niclopez0305 3 года назад +62

      I don’t know if she’s my type but I did feel cloud’s annoyance

  • @simongratson
    @simongratson 3 года назад +1559

    Wedge almost says "Saul Goodman" and I love it.

    • @magnaesca165
      @magnaesca165 3 года назад +18

      Why the hell does he sound like him anyway.

    • @hotstreak12455
      @hotstreak12455 3 года назад +210

      @@magnaesca165 the voice actor is the dude who plays badger

    • @tilsspunbytails7790
      @tilsspunbytails7790 3 года назад +69

      @@hotstreak12455 ok but he also plays Gunther from the hit show kick buttowski
      Once you hear Gunther you never unheard Gunther

    • @hotstreak12455
      @hotstreak12455 3 года назад +21

      @@tilsspunbytails7790 yeah I agree as soon as I realized it was him all I've ever heard was Gunther.

    • @tilsspunbytails7790
      @tilsspunbytails7790 3 года назад +2

      @@hotstreak12455 yes.

  • @Barrelrollz
    @Barrelrollz 3 года назад +4117

    So many things. You make a compelling case.
    1. "Sorry about your ass."
    2. Cloud doesn't want to be called "bro" by Wedge. That's a term that girlfriends or friendzoned girls often get offended by.
    3. Not just apathy, but active disgust at flirtatious women.

    • @helvete_ingres4717
      @helvete_ingres4717 3 года назад +85

      everyone should show disgust to thots; don't make them gay

    • @mysticramen4104
      @mysticramen4104 3 года назад +97

      @@helvete_ingres4717 does that make them thots? They just like a boy and that's completely natural

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 3 года назад +69

      @@helvete_ingres4717 she's sexually active.
      Thot would manipulate you to do her biddings, continuously used you like a tool and expect you to lick the sole of her foor when she "accidentally" step on a pile of crap.
      A total bitch, in other words.
      Jessie is a flirtatious, sort of air-headed young adult who knows what she wants. The closest thing you can call her in terms of slur is SLUT, and even then, she doesn't let hormones affect her work. Somewhat.

    • @christianjoyce3853
      @christianjoyce3853 3 года назад +127

      @@mysticramen4104 He's just an incel, pay him no mind

    • @helvete_ingres4717
      @helvete_ingres4717 3 года назад +10

      @@christianjoyce3853 lmao, surely you can see my marble-sculpture bone-structure even in my thumbnail? I get female attention beyond your wildest dreams - u mad? 'incel' has become a slur used by incel-in-denial male-feminist neckbeard types that they can use to feel like they fit in and belong to the mainstream. Very sad

  • @ClouDistrict31
    @ClouDistrict31 3 года назад +3926

    Nah... He is just a extremely socially awkward 17 year old trapped in a 21 year old's body.
    Literally...

    • @sephyiscool
      @sephyiscool 3 года назад +66

      💀💀💀

    • @daisukegori2112
      @daisukegori2112 3 года назад +344

      This is a Japanese "cool guy trope".

    • @frog6054
      @frog6054 3 года назад +459

      Socially awkward 17 year old with PTSD on top of that.

    • @frog6054
      @frog6054 3 года назад +233

      @@daisukegori2112
      Well, cloud is a bit different than the other cool guys character in my opinion. The stoic personality of cloud in the beginning of the game is just a facade cloud put on himself due to trauma. By the end of the game, cloud managed to became "himself". (I'm talking about the original game btw, I don't know if they change cloud's story in the remake)

    • @daisukegori2112
      @daisukegori2112 3 года назад +28

      @@frog6054 t
      True. Plus Cloud was created many decades ago.

  • @reidefine1469
    @reidefine1469 3 года назад +4244

    Cloud's Mind: Hope Sephiroth hug me like this..😔

    • @lucaskincanyon7393
      @lucaskincanyon7393 3 года назад +53

      Trueee 😭🥲😂

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 3 года назад +356

      "I hope Sephiroth apologizes for my ass"

    • @thegrammarpolice69
      @thegrammarpolice69 3 года назад +259

      Hope Sephiroth impales me like he did Aerith 😩

    • @blehblop
      @blehblop 3 года назад +108

      @@thegrammarpolice69 out. of. pocket.

    • @uncon7834
      @uncon7834 3 года назад +6

      EXACTLY!

  • @debasht
    @debasht 3 года назад +1239

    if cloud is controlled by the player. think again who is gay.

    • @Glori4n
      @Glori4n 3 года назад +185

      big brain time

    • @FloofyQuenchiest
      @FloofyQuenchiest 3 года назад +10

      ;)

    • @intro.vertex
      @intro.vertex 3 года назад +104

      "No promise" and "not happening" don't sound like shows of control. They're are a false sense of autonomy. You think you are in control, but are you really if your two options are really just the same?

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 3 года назад +16

      Its about his facial expressions though not about how the player choose the dialougue's

    • @THETHC123
      @THETHC123 3 года назад +15

      Well ackshually 🤓☝️ you don’t have control.

  • @thihaaung647
    @thihaaung647 3 года назад +776

    Cloud the anti-simp.

    • @hanzo8120
      @hanzo8120 3 года назад +19

      @Joske Vermeulen Then Jessie should ask Sephiroth, he has the longer "sword". After stabbing Aerith he needs something new...psych! ;p

    • @RokkieSparrow
      @RokkieSparrow 3 года назад +5

      @@hanzo8120 did you just.. become her?

    • @HonerableG
      @HonerableG 3 года назад +2

      *sigma

    • @grandhuge1014
      @grandhuge1014 3 года назад +2

      Sigma Clound

    • @VasiliZgRR
      @VasiliZgRR 2 года назад

      @Joske Vermeulen okay desperate Beta male. If you reject the sx they will chase you more and they want you more and it will pay off. But you’re a Beta alright that’s for sure. Desperate and needy to get laid because women want you 🤣 I can tell, you’re a Dutch. Most Dutch are Beta males. FACTS. 💯 your girlfriend wear the belt? 🤣 what a loser 🤣

  • @kimveter5061
    @kimveter5061 3 года назад +254

    Not weird at all to say "sorry about your ass" but calling him bro is across the line

  • @arcanefury3666
    @arcanefury3666 3 года назад +373

    What are you talking about, Cloud's not gay.
    "Really sorry about your ass"
    Really not helping my case here, buddy.

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz 2 года назад +37

    Universe: so cloud, do you like Tifa, Aerith, or Jessie?
    Cloud: sepiroth.

  • @6Kubik
    @6Kubik 2 года назад +665

    If you live in a world were everyone looks as good a Tifa, rufus or sephiroth, you would be bisexual. 😅

    • @straberryshinigami15g97
      @straberryshinigami15g97 2 года назад +27

      😱😱 I already am!

    • @6Kubik
      @6Kubik 2 года назад +7

      @@straberryshinigami15g97 but you dont live in ff 😂

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 2 года назад +41

      And I think Cloud genuinely is bisexual, no I hope he is!

    • @camazack
      @camazack 2 года назад +20

      I literally blame my femboy obsession on this game. All I want in life is a pretty man 😭

    • @marvelanddcretrospective
      @marvelanddcretrospective 2 года назад

      I would probably go for Sephiroth before he went insane. But I would never go for Rufus because he's an asshole in the worst ways.

  • @DinamiteBarese
    @DinamiteBarese 2 года назад +115

    "Are you seriously that desperate?"
    Come on Cloud you're a good looking dude, you should have a better opinion of yourself

    • @rommelthedesertfox3089
      @rommelthedesertfox3089 2 года назад +15

      That’s not what he meant she means that Jessie literally flirts with everyone

    • @Antsaboy94
      @Antsaboy94 2 года назад +2

      @@rommelthedesertfox3089 Failure to move at the other person's pace is a further sign of desperation.

    • @rommelthedesertfox3089
      @rommelthedesertfox3089 2 года назад +1

      @@Antsaboy94 yes well kno Jessie is desperate why are u telling me this

    • @rommelthedesertfox3089
      @rommelthedesertfox3089 2 года назад +1

      @@Antsaboy94 yes well kno Jessie is desperate why are u telling me this

    • @Antsaboy94
      @Antsaboy94 2 года назад +5

      @@rommelthedesertfox3089 To expand upon your commentary. It's equally desperate to flirt with everyone as it is to flirt too hard with one person.

  • @juliantapia1407
    @juliantapia1407 2 года назад +48

    Cloud prefers the company of MEN.
    Homer Simpson: "Who doesn't?"

  • @TalesOfGod
    @TalesOfGod 3 года назад +112

    1:40 perfectly displays the illusion of choice in these games.

  • @lordbauer5983
    @lordbauer5983 3 года назад +273

    The sexual harassment going on with her character is too real, lmao.

    • @carminefan110
      @carminefan110 2 года назад

      They are TERRORISTS

    • @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
      @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 2 года назад +2

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear lord

  • @thatsruffdog
    @thatsruffdog 3 года назад +145

    I don’t know about anyone else but I find it funny that Wedge says “S’all good bro,” because he is voiced by Badger in Breaking Bad and Badger is the reason we got Saul Goodman on the show. We were this close 👌 to a reference.

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 3 года назад +7

      Thank you for reminding me, I was like "Oh geez I know that guy's voice, from where tho?!"

    • @TheeDeadCreator
      @TheeDeadCreator 2 года назад +5

      i was literally thinking he was gonna say "man" after "saul good" ngl

    • @fucadekiwi
      @fucadekiwi 2 года назад

      i noticed that too, i know 0 about ff franchise but i just heard the voice

  • @Ren-zi5zl
    @Ren-zi5zl 2 года назад +78

    tfw everyone keeps trying to ship you with your female friends when youre still grieving your ""bro"" so hard that you erased him from memory and became him because thats easier than remembering he died for you ..... yeah real straight dude shit

    • @user-mg1pj2vt9l
      @user-mg1pj2vt9l 2 года назад

      yessss.... and don't forget wearing his stinky ass clothes even all the way up to advent children just with added embellishments....

  • @russianbot5302
    @russianbot5302 3 года назад +374

    Just have to point out she gave you barrier materia.

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 3 года назад +151

      Gotta have that protection

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 3 года назад +27

      The irony.

    • @frog6054
      @frog6054 3 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 3 года назад +5

      How does that work? Is it like the Friend Zone materia?

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 3 года назад +35

      @@hermitcard4494 it means she won't get pregante

  • @asimb0mb
    @asimb0mb 3 года назад +728

    I mean, imagine being Cloud in this scenario. He had only just met Jessie yesterday. She's being way too flirty.

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 3 года назад +157

      Desperate.

    • @NautilusXO
      @NautilusXO 3 года назад +88

      And gone through secret missions and quite possibly a handful of near-death situations with her. I've done far less on a first date, and when I get the invite back to her place, I usually don't say no. But maybe that's just me.

    • @Eric-zs6rd
      @Eric-zs6rd 3 года назад +20

      Who cares? She looks good. I've slept with women I've known for like 45 minutes.

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 3 года назад +35

      @@NautilusXO well, you gotta find a way to expell the excess excitement from such hardcore activity, which is totally understandable.
      But, seeing as how Cloud has his own circumstances, it's also understandable for him to refuse such offer. He's done enough shit for the day. It's time for him to hit the hay.

    • @daario4278
      @daario4278 3 года назад +33

      @@NautilusXO that doesn't mean you're obligated to do that

  • @irishmakbeth
    @irishmakbeth 3 года назад +731

    An hour into the game and I am already tired of the angsty shock from Cloud literally every time anyone says anything to him. His first line is always "ggh!" then "oh hay mark" or whatever, then "how are you cloud?"..."ghh?".."oh im fine"

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 3 года назад +210

      The remake actually softenned that aspect of his personality by a lot. He was waaaay more of an angsty anime edgelord in the original.

    • @caprisces6139
      @caprisces6139 3 года назад +61

      @@CidGuerreiro1234 true. He's also way more talkative.

    • @hellfire92837
      @hellfire92837 3 года назад +9

      Yep, he was way better in the original.

    • @stabblooder6148
      @stabblooder6148 3 года назад +14

      "Oh Hey Mark" lol
      Dead

    • @CitrusRev
      @CitrusRev 3 года назад +43

      @@hellfire92837 no he wasn't

  • @NicolasMendoula
    @NicolasMendoula 3 года назад +96

    "Sorry for your ass"
    Cloud.. what did you do to Wedge ?

  • @Ese1Pac
    @Ese1Pac 2 года назад +91

    Sephiroth is the only one in Cloud’s mind.

    • @vampgirl2138
      @vampgirl2138 2 года назад +3

      Or Aerith. Depends on who you ship him with the most out of the two.

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 Год назад +2

      @@vampgirl2138 I think cloud should be with areith because she really seemed to really fixed bit of he's social awkwardness and made him get along with people more she even made him crack a smile if a girl makes a guy who never smile smile one's then that's the girl for him

  • @darksungwyndolin8305
    @darksungwyndolin8305 3 года назад +69

    I mean, have you seen Sephiroth? The dude is hot on a totally different level

    • @dess8815
      @dess8815 2 года назад +4

      Its so funny to me that people are finaly catching up one of my freinds tried telling me about FF7
      i have played most of the games and have always enjoyed sephiroth nothing is more funny when people try telling you about something you have known about years before they did

  • @stephenkentperez7705
    @stephenkentperez7705 2 года назад +38

    "is she into you?"
    casually explained: "you honestly cant tell. maybe shes just being nice and all".

  • @pvt.prinny759
    @pvt.prinny759 Год назад +23

    Dialogue option 1: sorry i think i’m gay
    Dialogue option 2: sorry i’m definetly gay

  • @holliswilliams8426
    @holliswilliams8426 3 года назад +1014

    He's not gay, just stereotypical male JRPG hero who is cool and unconcerned with anything, yet every woman in the game is somehow inexplicably attracted to him. It's like that in many JRPGs.

    • @Freak-px9uk
      @Freak-px9uk 3 года назад +431

      "every woman in the game is somehow inexplicably attracted to him" dude is hot af, you don't need a personality when you look like him.

    • @frog6054
      @frog6054 3 года назад +286

      He is a super soldier who looks like K-pop idol. What kind of girl doesn't like that? If he is a wimp like those anime protagonist in a shitty harem series then I can see your points but cloud is just a Chad.

    • @garychat3480
      @garychat3480 3 года назад +55

      @@frog6054 Idk what game you've played, but Cloud is a massive wimp. It's kind of central to one of the biggest plot points in the game lmao

    • @frog6054
      @frog6054 3 года назад +135

      @@garychat3480
      He is originally a wimp, back when he was a child. After sephiroth massacres his village, he became a hardened soldier, with a PTSD.

    • @ParabulaMan
      @ParabulaMan 3 года назад +51

      nah he gay

  • @piecreamyanimations
    @piecreamyanimations 3 года назад +100

    No one could ever replace his love for sephy, what a chad

  • @zarahi1627
    @zarahi1627 2 года назад +29

    Being mature is realizing Cloud is mentally screwed up and needs to get himself together before working on other things. Remember kings self care is the most important kind of care.

    • @AgentK-im8ke
      @AgentK-im8ke 7 месяцев назад

      Cloud was talking much more before the sephiroth shitstorm when he was 16, he has PTSD. LUCKILY I happen to know a doctor : D

  • @AJ2024-r4t
    @AJ2024-r4t 2 года назад +110

    I don't think it's that Cloud is gay, it's that he loves his personal space... But the women also love his personal space-

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 Год назад +2

      Yeah I agree and Jessie seems like a stalker type that's why cloud keeps away from her

  • @MrJoseph310
    @MrJoseph310 3 года назад +83

    I never played this game and it looks so amazing and it’s nice to see Gunther from kick buttowski grown up

    • @multiversetraveller3118
      @multiversetraveller3118 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @brandonschreiber6403
      @brandonschreiber6403 2 года назад +3

      It looks amazing, but gameplay-wise it's like watching One Piece. Not much happening for the most part, but when it finally does it's great.

    • @reefread1234
      @reefread1234 2 года назад

      @@brandonschreiber6403 had me at the first

  • @CB66941
    @CB66941 2 года назад +15

    Cloud: You do realize consent is a thing right?

  • @isaiahthechristiangamer8716
    @isaiahthechristiangamer8716 3 года назад +98

    Dang it, Jessie, give him some space

    • @itz_una9566
      @itz_una9566 3 года назад +8

      He’ll have enough with the barrier materia she gave him 💀

    • @isaiahthechristiangamer8716
      @isaiahthechristiangamer8716 3 года назад +1

      @@itz_una9566 lol, I see what you did there. 👏👏

  • @gasjebasje99
    @gasjebasje99 3 года назад +28

    Wedge's voice sounds really nice I trust him

  • @Bramswarr
    @Bramswarr 2 года назад +102

    Wedge has a really talented voice actor, the way those lines are delivered is butter smooth.
    But I think Cloud appreciates another part of him which is 'butter smooth.'

    • @TristicularTorsion
      @TristicularTorsion 2 года назад +13

      His name's Matt Jones. Dude was in Breaking Bad, and also played Gunter from Kick Buttowski. I grew up with KB, so it's always weird to hear his voice elsewhere

    • @SirHeccwad
      @SirHeccwad 2 года назад +1

      @@TristicularTorsion he was in breaking bad?

    • @fernandosegovia8806
      @fernandosegovia8806 2 года назад +2

      @@SirHeccwad He plays Badger, that one loyal friend of Jesse and Skinny Pete.

    • @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192
      @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192 2 года назад +1

      given the fact he said sorry about his ass, id say he was more rough then smooth

    • @liculle
      @liculle 2 года назад

      @@TristicularTorsion Oh damn no wonder he sounded so familiar, he voiced gunter.

  • @stevenkimdmd
    @stevenkimdmd 3 года назад +24

    Cloud is... a little bit of everything.

    • @itz_una9566
      @itz_una9566 3 года назад +5

      He seems like a Pansexual, asexual demiboy- even though the game depicts him as a cishet chaser because of the amount of girls that likes his scrawny ass 💀🖐🏼

  • @TheResidentevilfan99
    @TheResidentevilfan99 2 года назад +6

    See, I knew he was gay.
    He's the only dude who could stare at Tifa for more than a whole minute without looking elsewhere.

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 2 года назад +4

    Cloud recoiling at the sight of a mere house cat when he will charge Sephiroth is pretty funny

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 года назад +122

    It's insane that Jessie went from, "I don't even remember that this character was in the original," to, "somehow most emotionally devastating character death in a remake of a game known for having the most devastating character death in the whole franchise."

    • @tj9272
      @tj9272 2 года назад +2

      I have always remembered about her.

    • @ghostly2238
      @ghostly2238 2 года назад +2

      You owe me a pizza

  • @gamerfan9811
    @gamerfan9811 2 года назад +123

    He's not gay, he's just on the grind.

  • @cosmicmelon9305
    @cosmicmelon9305 2 года назад +20

    Is there a mens equivalent to, "She's Just Not That Into You"? Jessie needs it.

  • @AmishGhosty
    @AmishGhosty 2 года назад +9

    0:16 Wedge was so close to saul goodman

  • @himmy.
    @himmy. 4 месяца назад +2

    Cloud’s a one-lady type of guy

  • @Cresset
    @Cresset 2 года назад +20

    Cloud knows he's in a T rated game.

  • @Sashimiburger
    @Sashimiburger 3 года назад +21

    I just realized Wedge is Badger.

  • @mrgungus
    @mrgungus 2 года назад +6

    cloud is scared of the cats because of their eyes btw

  • @petegrizwald2666
    @petegrizwald2666 2 года назад +9

    One of the Best Dialogue in Based FF7 is When Cloud Goes on a Ride/Date with Barret at the Gold Saucer..Now that's what I call a True Bromance!

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction 2 года назад +2

    He's only got eyes for Tifa and Aerith. And possibly that Scarlet chick.

  • @20tetsuo77
    @20tetsuo77 3 года назад +9

    Badger shoulda said “s’all good man,” after getting outta jail like that

  • @DmanDice
    @DmanDice 3 года назад +22

    Cloud accepting all offers would not allow him time to get anything done lol. He just met this girl.

  • @reebobwa2894
    @reebobwa2894 2 года назад +6

    I love it when cloud says "it's gayin time" in game, best game forever

  • @grizzlybear6377
    @grizzlybear6377 2 года назад +9

    Cloud's demeanor around women reminds me so much of Crona from Soul Eater. Whenever Cloud sees a woman I can just imagine him thinking "I don't know how to deal with that!"

  • @dugishdub8815
    @dugishdub8815 3 года назад +56

    Flash backs to the !^$*!*@& room in the original

    • @osito5249
      @osito5249 3 года назад +4

      NO THE !%$# ROOM NOOOOOOO

    • @OBL1V1OU5
      @OBL1V1OU5 3 года назад +2

      Was actually the group room. The @$!# room was were he blackout and talked to himself.

  • @Prince_of_Despair
    @Prince_of_Despair 3 года назад +22

    The man paid someone to give him a "massage". He just has standards, thats all

    • @Just_B0red
      @Just_B0red 2 года назад

      To be fair it is hard to say no to Madam M

  • @TheGreatLordApples
    @TheGreatLordApples 2 года назад +148

    So like legitimately, I think this is a valid lens to look at ff7 remake through. Cloud's biggest hangup is on Zac, and I think he honestly has some tension with barret and the other male characters of the game. Like I'm not saying it's canon, just that it's valid to read him as gay.

    • @jorgelujan9942
      @jorgelujan9942 2 года назад +37

      A huge part of the internet would rage about it if they announced it as canon, but really all the signs are there lol

    • @LittleSparklingStars
      @LittleSparklingStars 2 года назад +12

      I mean tbh he seems to have a thing for Aerith and Tifa, just not Jesse. She's too agressive I guess :')

    • @plutonium120
      @plutonium120 2 года назад +1

      i always believed the original was written to be ambiguous for interpretation.

    • @rulerofkripsy9143
      @rulerofkripsy9143 2 года назад +1

      @@jorgelujan9942 because it’s not cloud literally with tifa at the end of advent children

    • @rulerofkripsy9143
      @rulerofkripsy9143 2 года назад

      @@plutonium120 no it wasn’t god i hate you shiptards

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 2 года назад +4

    Jessie: I'll just have to change it up then. Hahaha(dies inside)

  • @Herlgar
    @Herlgar 2 года назад +3

    0:17 - With Badger being the voice actor they really missed their chance to make him say "S'all good, man!"

  • @redglare9623
    @redglare9623 2 года назад +1

    Cloud: *VIRGIN BARRIER ACTIVATED!*

  • @salado1944
    @salado1944 2 года назад +6

  • @jvirtus1523
    @jvirtus1523 3 года назад +157

    He just not a Simp, He's an OG Sigma

    • @randy4609
      @randy4609 3 года назад +7

      This is why he's number one character in all every Final Fantasy games, almost in every poll he's the most highest rankings , akwardly guy but very sigma , even most of fans have reasonable thinking, when to analyze he's not actually angst and edgy character

    • @fabio78
      @fabio78 3 года назад +5

      gay

    • @premadonna7395
      @premadonna7395 2 года назад +5

      gay

    • @fabio78
      @fabio78 2 года назад

      @Ahmad Adnan gay

    • @fabio78
      @fabio78 2 года назад

      @Ahmad Adnan gay

  • @motorcycle-man
    @motorcycle-man 2 года назад +3

    Not sure why the algorithm has brought us here, but I am happy to see you. I wish you a good day.

  • @couchmonster8497
    @couchmonster8497 3 года назад +14

    Is that barrier materia made of rubber? Wink wink.

  • @SwirlyCurlyy
    @SwirlyCurlyy 2 года назад +2

    Didn’t know badger went into voiceover work after El Camino.

  • @leradmuiel7634
    @leradmuiel7634 2 года назад +1

    Just saw an amazing H where Cloud wasn’t Gay.

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon 2 года назад +3

    Cloud’s edge is sharper than his sword.

  • @Hero_of_Legend
    @Hero_of_Legend 2 года назад +234

    Just being optimistic here, but I think his aversion to Jessie is more tied to his pursuit of Tifa. He's not gay, he's just loyal.

    • @phanboy8059
      @phanboy8059 2 года назад +61

      That's more or less what is actually happening. Cloud's feelings for Tifa have always been a huge part of his character after all.

    • @6Kubik
      @6Kubik 2 года назад +23

      @@phanboy8059 when advent children came out 15 years ago the developets said, cloud never returned tifas feelings. So no, cloud likes her but he does not love her.

    • @phanboy8059
      @phanboy8059 2 года назад +6

      @@6Kubik May I know where did you read or hear this? Because this is the first time I ever heard about it. I also have a hard time believing it since this statement pretty much goes against the entire FF7 canon.

    • @jonahrice6762
      @jonahrice6762 2 года назад

      @@phanboy8059 It's from a spin-off

    • @phanboy8059
      @phanboy8059 2 года назад

      @@jonahrice6762 It's name?

  • @Maraaass
    @Maraaass Год назад +14

    Well it is obvious Cloud is gay and his boyfriend is Sephiroth.

  • @miscellaneousmedia3753
    @miscellaneousmedia3753 2 года назад +2

    can't believe they got Badger from Breaking Bad in the remake

  • @RhemaOssai
    @RhemaOssai 2 года назад +1

    The way she handles him turning her down lowkey inspired me a lot. Wish I could just brush it off and chuckle. I guess I should work on that

  • @tylera7894
    @tylera7894 2 года назад +5

    Cloud makes me tremble with frustration 😅

  • @demonxkiller1
    @demonxkiller1 2 года назад +33

    Cloud isn't gay, Cloud just has standards and wants a woman who will respect his boundaries and not keep pushing when told no.

    • @SaviorGabriel
      @SaviorGabriel 2 года назад +2

      Plus he truly values his ability to breathe.

    • @marthancrowl1674
      @marthancrowl1674 2 года назад +3

      Fr, if the genders were reverse, people would think this is creepy. Well, the second part.

    • @Light-132
      @Light-132 Год назад

      Cloud is not a hoe

  • @Aweirdjoe
    @Aweirdjoe 2 года назад +15

    Cloud is clearly wrestling with his sexuality in this game. He has multiple very attractive women
    literally flinging themselves at him in this game. And he actively refuses to show interest.

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 2 года назад +2

    >No promises
    >NOT HAPPENING
    Fuck that's hilarious

  • @whiterabbit8243
    @whiterabbit8243 2 года назад +1

    The freaking pause when you see the two options available had me dying lmao

  • @pins_and_beetles
    @pins_and_beetles 2 года назад +7

    I like to say cloud is a big bisexual he just has the vibe

  • @tonysnacc7073
    @tonysnacc7073 2 года назад +8

    Tbh I relate to him really hard as an ace/aro person. People try to flirt with me and it’s Whack

    • @b.h.4249
      @b.h.4249 2 года назад +1

      I feel you. Wish I could respond the way Cloud does, but common decency is a thing, unfortunately. X)

  • @Pichuscute
    @Pichuscute 2 года назад +4

    He's definitely gay.
    Also, god, Jessie is so damn well done in this remake.

  • @ShadowMixes69
    @ShadowMixes69 11 месяцев назад +1

    *flirted with by Jessie
    *nagged at by Tifa and Aerith
    *gets sexually harassed by Sephiroth
    *The whole Honeybee and Corneo thing
    God damn, this whole game is about Cloud attracting everyone.

  • @IcarusMundi
    @IcarusMundi 2 года назад +2

    Cloud is the type of guy to crush a sodacan with his hands.

  • @Mukation
    @Mukation 2 года назад +13

    I mean, he's in reality just so deeply traumatized that he's not capable of forming bonds with anyone.
    Hell, his mind even invented a completly different persona for him aswell (based on how he viewed Zack).

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 2 года назад +3

    Matt Smith gives Wedge SO much heart that it hurt me to see him go. Was nice to have "Badger" as a homie.

  • @vincenthammons6705
    @vincenthammons6705 3 года назад +125

    its crazy to think that just because a dude won't go around laying pipe on anyone who is interested is called being gay.

    • @ricardocalderon9823
      @ricardocalderon9823 3 года назад +31

      true but we are talking about Jessie here. She is hot.

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 3 года назад +36

      @@ricardocalderon9823 Ehh, I've been called gay because I wasn't interested in this one girl I worked with who everyone thought was hot. She just wasn't the type I'm interested in at all. Quite the opposite. Looks aren't everything.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 2 года назад +12

      @@ricardocalderon9823 she was also incredibly pushy.

    • @ceedeerty
      @ceedeerty 2 года назад +3

      Story of my life man.... story of my life....

    • @imiguifurr
      @imiguifurr 2 года назад +2

      Seen the queen bee dance scene?? He's built to "be lead"

  • @greencomet2011
    @greencomet2011 10 месяцев назад

    I laughed so hard when the dialogue option popped out

  • @hollystop
    @hollystop 2 года назад +2

    The fact that you only have two choices and they’re BOTH no 😂

  • @janduchovniugale6125
    @janduchovniugale6125 3 года назад +30

    "Sorry about your ass" and He refuses to call him Bro...He ignore the Ladies everytime and He liked being Dress as a Girl.
    I think he really is.

    • @jellohead1036
      @jellohead1036 2 года назад +1

      Or he's not tryna peg every women in a mile radius of him?
      And you mind giving context for the ass bit, or is just random quotes what we're rolling with?

    • @imiguifurr
      @imiguifurr 2 года назад

      @@jellohead1036 dude, it's a joke... He's fictional, who cares

    • @jellohead1036
      @jellohead1036 2 года назад +2

      @@imiguifurr about 90% of people commenting on this, otherwise we wouldn't be here. Your point?

    • @imiguifurr
      @imiguifurr 2 года назад

      @@jellohead1036 yeah, we care cause it's fun... And want to have a fun time and understand it's a joke... You're still the bitter one 🙄🙄

  • @YaBoiDoi
    @YaBoiDoi 3 года назад +12

    I swear this game is like a fanfic

  • @j.k.b2850
    @j.k.b2850 2 года назад +3

    She's so charming 😍

  • @washememeru
    @washememeru 3 года назад +2

    Will you come back tomorrow night?
    Geralt -
    Meditate 24 hrs in fornt of the Door.

  • @smellzorarmada7909
    @smellzorarmada7909 2 года назад +1

    I would’ve caved for Jesse the second the blinked at me

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon 2 года назад +25

    Cloud’s resistance towards women just makes them more obsessed with him.

    • @joveminternauta5000
      @joveminternauta5000 2 года назад

      Video-game characters are what movie and series characters want to be,but in reverse.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 года назад +1

      Best way to make women is to ignore them