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  • @Auron12786
    @Auron12786 4 года назад +400

    The fact that Blanche’s first reaction to the gunshot was “You shot my vase!” was hilarious in a way.
    Priorities, Blanche

  • @paullamoureux274
    @paullamoureux274 6 лет назад +1074

    I love Blanche's "mace" story....hysterical! Thanks for sharing this compilation.

    • @robertawilson549
      @robertawilson549 6 лет назад +34

      Paul Lamoureux and when she sprayed her face with the plant mister..

    • @paullamoureux274
      @paullamoureux274 6 лет назад +27

      @Roberta Wilson - Oh God that was too funny! Gets herself all hot & bothered....LOL

    • @sfletch3042
      @sfletch3042 6 лет назад +42

      "I was dying on the floor and the cops were harassing me!"

    • @stephaniemcvay9926
      @stephaniemcvay9926 6 лет назад

      Oki

    • @lawranew5125
      @lawranew5125 6 лет назад +3

      Paul Lamoureux I
      I was bussing p.

  • @Ghostrider6A
    @Ghostrider6A 3 года назад +221

    “You shot my vase!”
    “At least I didn’t shoot Lester.”
    “I’d rather you shoot Lester.”
    Lester: I’ll pass on that nightcap, Blanche.

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 2 года назад +19

      “Oh, go on home you old fool!”

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 Год назад +16

      “SHE SHOT MY VASE!”
      “Thank God, I hated that thing”

    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 Год назад +12

      Just save what pieces you find Sophia! I'll glue it back together!

    • @ClydeFrog84
      @ClydeFrog84 Год назад +13

      You bet! Whatever I find. I love that vase!

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 5 месяцев назад +1

      Almost 40 years later from the show's debut and the jokes still hit - COMEDY LEGEND!

  • @ewanoxborrow1024
    @ewanoxborrow1024 6 лет назад +677

    "One night I'll belch, and stable mable here will blow my head off"
    Actually in tears 😂

  • @phantomlover1467
    @phantomlover1467 4 года назад +217

    "And do you know what's on the other side of that lateral fusion pipe?"
    Ross: no
    "MY HEAD!"
    😂😂😂

    • @katerinaaqu
      @katerinaaqu 4 года назад +25

      I literally died with that one! 😂😂😂
      She comes at her so calmly and then she finally explodes! Priceless!

    • @saxmaster121
      @saxmaster121 Год назад +4

      My favorite one!!😅😅

  • @BB-or8gi
    @BB-or8gi 6 лет назад +600

    “THEY THOUGHT I WAS ON ANGEL DUST!!!” 00:56

    • @joeb2588
      @joeb2588 5 лет назад +31

      I haven't heard the word "Angel dust" since the 80's! Funny though!

    • @tree-huggersans-cur4371
      @tree-huggersans-cur4371 5 лет назад +15

      Oh yeah, angel dust... I’ve done so much that I had forgotten about it!

    • @leejganderson7827
      @leejganderson7827 5 лет назад +7

      What's really Angel Dust to People???

    • @pabloaulestia6310
      @pabloaulestia6310 4 года назад +7

      J.G. Anderson a drug

    • @shanearnett3235
      @shanearnett3235 4 года назад +4

      @@pabloaulestia6310 Good to see you Dorothy lol (sounds like something she would say.)

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 5 лет назад +222

    "You're no good at *DISDAM* game."
    😆😆😆

  • @betloured
    @betloured 5 лет назад +420

    "I don't understand how a thermos keeps things both hot and cold." PRICELESS!!!

  • @wolvenmeck
    @wolvenmeck 5 лет назад +638

    “You’re no good at disdam game!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wyntersteele1a
      @wyntersteele1a 5 лет назад +20

      Game over😄😄😄

    • @kaysmith1666
      @kaysmith1666 4 года назад +14

      Totally funny

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 4 года назад +4

      Was she trying to spell Disdain?? (I feel naked and unarmed walking into a bear cave covered in honey, but I'll do it for the laughs.)

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 4 года назад +6

      John/Jenna Sequa knowing Sophia she put down disdam because that’s all she could put down and doesn’t really care if she wins by cheating 😆

    • @Jeng4280
      @Jeng4280 3 года назад +2

      😂the mother was so funny!

  • @daniellelawman9724
    @daniellelawman9724 6 лет назад +181

    I think it's so sweet that under all the sarcasm and being savage to all of them including her own daughter, Sophia is quite protective when it calls for it. It only comes out sometimes but moments like this is when she shows her softer side. Love you, Sophia. You were the best!!
    RIP Estelle Getty....and the rest.

  • @XxBabyGurlLovexX
    @XxBabyGurlLovexX 6 лет назад +561

    I lost it when Stan walked into the kitchen wearing Dorothy's robe! ROTFLMAO 😂😂
    Stan: "Uh, do you mind if I use the phone?"
    Sophia: "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask for my permission!" #savage #nofilter

  • @rstevens1836
    @rstevens1836 2 года назад +66

    R.I.P. Betty White. 💐 She wouldve been 100 now. I imagine all the girls doing this in heaven now.

  • @sunnyvega1722
    @sunnyvega1722 6 лет назад +415

    "I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people" That had me dead😂

    • @unoriginalusername1748
      @unoriginalusername1748 6 лет назад +33

      Sunny Vega “I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”

    • @sunnyvega1722
      @sunnyvega1722 6 лет назад +10

      @@unoriginalusername1748 that is a possibility , but who knows I could be wrong

    • @JBomb517
      @JBomb517 5 лет назад +3

      Jeweler... Jewish...

    • @howtubeable
      @howtubeable 11 месяцев назад +1

      Rose has a good point. Are we sure there is no linguistic connection?

    • @kimberlylyon2606
      @kimberlylyon2606 6 месяцев назад

      Toys for two.

  • @StephersBeyond
    @StephersBeyond 5 лет назад +137

    Sophia: I managed to live 80-81 years...
    One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off!
    😆😆😆😆😆👏👏👏

  • @malachicheek1302
    @malachicheek1302 4 года назад +95

    “ I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste😭😭”

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 6 лет назад +265

    "I can't believe you can swing that ball pass your hip."
    *[ended everything]*

  • @KnightsaysNi
    @KnightsaysNi 5 лет назад +111

    Omg, Sophia leading the ladies on a "field trip" to see Stan😂😂😂😂

    • @dezeraejames9698
      @dezeraejames9698 3 года назад +9

      I know, I can't explain it either.

    • @km4336
      @km4336 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @honeyandlavender_
      @honeyandlavender_ Год назад +1

      Like’s some sort of animal 😂😂

  • @kellypredmore
    @kellypredmore 4 года назад +68

    "I was never once robbed or murdered while I was with Charlie!" Omg, Rose.....😂😂😂😂

    • @km4336
      @km4336 Год назад +4

      🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😫

  • @Shaquille__Oatmeal_00
    @Shaquille__Oatmeal_00 6 лет назад +217

    ''I'd rather you shot Lester!''

  • @shanearnett3235
    @shanearnett3235 4 года назад +59

    "You shot my vase!" This whole scene is priceless.

  • @radisaw9054
    @radisaw9054 4 года назад +33

    I've been watching golden girls since I was 12. I'm 26 now and this is the only show I genuinely loved every character

  • @bethbogue3742
    @bethbogue3742 2 года назад +25

    “I’m surprised she wasn’t murdered BY Charles!” 🤣

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 4 года назад +30

    It’s 2020 and I watch these clips weekly. What a legend of actors and a legend of a show. 🙌🙌

  • @pyrpleflower7
    @pyrpleflower7 5 лет назад +44

    Blanche was more concerned about her vase than her date. "Go on home you old fool". Blanche: "I'm laying there dying" she's so dramatic. Rose: Jewelers, Jewish I wonder if there's a connection. She's dumb in a funny way. 🤣

  • @jafarvellines960
    @jafarvellines960 4 года назад +39

    Blanche: YOU SHOT MY VASE
    Rose: I didn’t shoot Lester
    Blanche: I’D RATHER YOU SHOT LESTER

  • @rosemangano690
    @rosemangano690 5 лет назад +265

    They simply dont make comedies like this anymore

    • @lillylovesrain7072
      @lillylovesrain7072 3 года назад +2

      Friends was the last good comedy.

    • @Beefer-e4j
      @Beefer-e4j 3 года назад +2

      @Logia SD thank you!! Seinfeld came along later and was funny..The office was great, Mom is funny, snl has been killing lately- there are always good comedies on.’

    • @evm6177
      @evm6177 2 года назад +1

      There is no comedy to life anymore.

    • @B70-l2d
      @B70-l2d 2 года назад +1

      @@lillylovesrain7072 the office

    • @latto333
      @latto333 2 года назад

      If this comment isn't the absolute truth

  • @maudecortes3919
    @maudecortes3919 4 года назад +36

    Sophia to Stan: You used my daughter and didn't ask my permission.

  • @monib4458
    @monib4458 5 лет назад +76

    I just woke everyone laughing so hard at the mace story Blanche told 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ My girls lol

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 4 года назад +8

      Amanti Belmon especially her accent when she says “Who’d I hurt?! Me!!”
      It makes it so funny and simultaneously makes me feel bad for her 🤣😂😭

  • @tilog6839
    @tilog6839 6 лет назад +45

    I watched this while in public and the first clip is Blanche's mace story, which has me laughing so hard, that I thought I might have to stop and watch the rest in private. LOL!

  • @ElijahGaviola
    @ElijahGaviola 3 года назад +31

    THEY DONT MAKE COMEDY LIKE THIS ANYMORE, THE WRITERS OF GOLDEN GIRLS ARE AMAZING

  • @shaunlowekey4525
    @shaunlowekey4525 5 лет назад +80

    I thought that you had a hair spray, but you had a mace, I mace myself, laying on the floor, they wanted to arrested me, lmao

  • @JaeLshae30
    @JaeLshae30 5 лет назад +38

    “He Thought I was on angel dust” 😂

  • @ManongChito
    @ManongChito 6 лет назад +181

    She shot my vaaaaazzz!!!

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 2 года назад +13

    "One night I'll belch and stable Mabel here'll blow my head off!"
    While Dorothy is the master deadpan snarker, it's easy to see where she gets it from

  • @andersb5007
    @andersb5007 4 года назад +18

    These clips make me laugh so hard. Every time. ‘There’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.’

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад +13

    “Disdamn is not a word. Use it in a sentence.”
    “You’re no good at disdamn game.”
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @chuchulainn9275
    @chuchulainn9275 4 года назад +20

    "Boy can you tell a story!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlyWard8152
    @kimberlyWard8152 6 лет назад +228

    You're no good at disdamn game lol😂

  • @TheBooshBabe
    @TheBooshBabe 4 года назад +39

    "You shot my vase!" 😂

  • @samlsd9711
    @samlsd9711 3 года назад +17

    "You're no good at disdam game"
    😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
    Sofia is the best.

  • @QueennieMapula2000
    @QueennieMapula2000 5 лет назад +112

    You know I am not sure which is more Savage: Dorothy or Sophia??

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 лет назад +17

      Sophia, you cannot insult her back

    • @tishavee7001
      @tishavee7001 4 года назад +4

      Definitely Sophia

    • @dezeraejames5255
      @dezeraejames5255 4 года назад +3

      @@KanishQQuotes I don't know--- Dorothy came up with some good comebacks against her.

    • @iisuperstarii7310
      @iisuperstarii7310 3 года назад +3

      Dorothy is a great student but the master will always be Sophia.

    • @dezeraejames9698
      @dezeraejames9698 3 года назад +1

      @Logia dude It was her mother. Remember. Picture it Sicily 18.... something, something a tall olive skin woman....
      Mama, not another story.
      Sophia come closer.....*smack*
      Dorothy, promise me if I ever end up like this, you'll take me out to a field and shoot me.
      Could you put that in writing?
      Dorothy, come closer.....*smack*.

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 5 месяцев назад +7

    Blanche macing herself at the police station sounds really funny 😂😂😂

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 6 лет назад +83

    *WE WON! I WON!! I WON!! YOU LOST AND I WON!!* 😅😅

    • @dezeraejames7934
      @dezeraejames7934 5 лет назад +8

      Rose literally scares me when she's competitive.

    • @josephcook6442
      @josephcook6442 3 года назад

      Me winning a match on League of Legends

  • @darlene8130
    @darlene8130 3 года назад +15

    The mace spray story.... 🤣😂😂🤣 can't breathe

  • @justic3385
    @justic3385 5 лет назад +26

    "Oh. WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKS!"
    I'M-

  • @AnAdorableWombat
    @AnAdorableWombat 2 года назад +67

    "I wonder if jewelry come from Jewish people " lmaooooo Awww Dear Rose. Too precious. Rest in peace Betty. You are all together again

  • @ciaraf4158
    @ciaraf4158 3 года назад +18

    Rose: I didn’t shot Lester
    Blanche: I rather you shot Lester!! Lol

    • @chloehughes292
      @chloehughes292 2 года назад +1

      Blanche: Sophia any pieces you find, I’ll put it together
      Sophia: sure any pieces I’ll find (as she hides the broken pieces in the pot plant behind) 😂😂

  • @pattibrooks1907
    @pattibrooks1907 4 года назад +15

    Love The Golden Girls and they help with my depression so does my kitty Midnight Baby.

  • @raegibson3066
    @raegibson3066 4 года назад +8

    One of my favourite episodes is where they go to the nude resort and they show up to dinner wearing the Happy Valentine's Day signs.... The maitre d says, "Ladies we always always for dinner..." Also when they are in the store and need a price check on condoms.... Rose asks what? Dorothy says, "Condoms, Rose. Condoms." The clerk replies, "What, you just get out of prison lady?"

  • @dominikastrauss5208
    @dominikastrauss5208 5 месяцев назад +5

    They always look gorgeous ❤ Pure class!

  • @terencebarrett2897
    @terencebarrett2897 3 года назад +13

    These ladies looked absolutely beautiful, and this comedy is superb,

  • @kamya7104
    @kamya7104 5 лет назад +66

    I love this dis damn video
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @L.L.888
      @L.L.888 3 года назад +4

      "dis damn" line should become a meme!!! xDD

  • @charliegeraldjr5926
    @charliegeraldjr5926 6 лет назад +101

    Dis damn is not a word 😂😂😂😂

    • @paullamoureux274
      @paullamoureux274 6 лет назад +22

      Hahaha "You're not good at disdam game". Gotta love Sophia sometimes!

    • @sheilaburns8977
      @sheilaburns8977 6 лет назад +7

      … you're no good at dis damn game!!! …. Sophia!!!

  • @marthajohnson4751
    @marthajohnson4751 Месяц назад +1

    I could watch them every night, which I do. Each every time is like watching it for the first time. They keep me laughing. Pure joy and entertaining.

  • @chightower1989
    @chightower1989 2 года назад +5

    Sophia: "You're no good at "this damn" game."☠😂🤣😅

  • @raegibson3066
    @raegibson3066 4 года назад +8

    The mace story is too funny.... Love the bowling too with them all wearing the same outfit... "I wonder if jewellery comes from Jewish people. In Little Falls the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish, I wonder if there's a connection?" - Rose. "I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste." - Sophia... Lol...

  • @MultiFandomAnge
    @MultiFandomAnge 4 года назад +17

    0:55 Blanche yeeting that rag is a big mood

    • @michaelellis8726
      @michaelellis8726 2 года назад

      Sorry, in English?

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 2 года назад +2

      @@michaelellis8726 Blanche throwing the dishrag in frustration is relatable lol.

  • @sheilalecroy9845
    @sheilalecroy9845 4 года назад +20

    I managed to live 80 81 years. I survived pneumonia 2 operations of stroke. One night I'll belch, and stable marble here will blow my head off!😃😃😃😃😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleycharlot1
      @ashleycharlot1 Год назад

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @theresaholguin699
    @theresaholguin699 5 лет назад +11

    Omg just dying from laughing so much. Love them all ❤❤❤❤

  • @waysidetavern
    @waysidetavern 5 лет назад +10

    All wonderful! Thank you so much for sharing, great lines every one!!

  • @josephcook6442
    @josephcook6442 3 года назад +8

    "You had mace, your hairspray was mace!"

  • @justsomebread8646
    @justsomebread8646 5 лет назад +34

    6:19
    Blanche: You shot my Vase...!?
    Me: .-. really? Your roommate shoots a gun and you’re concern about a shattered piece of clay?

  • @anb7408
    @anb7408 4 месяца назад +2

    "I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste!" -Sophia

  • @tameikabrown
    @tameikabrown 2 года назад +5

    2:42 LOL 😂 When Dorothy’s Ex Husband Stan Came Through The Kitchen Door & Rose & Blanche Both Spit Out There Orange Juice So Abruptly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scottdurham4734
    @scottdurham4734 4 года назад +3

    the last sketch with the vase is the best! I always in tears with it!

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 4 года назад +10

    "I'd rather you shot Lester!"😂😂😂

  • @tameikabrown2542
    @tameikabrown2542 2 года назад +6

    2:41 funny scene both Blanche & Rose spitting out there Orange Juice as soon as Stan came Into the kitchen thinking It was Dorothy Instead 😆😅🤣😂

  • @karensnowden962
    @karensnowden962 5 лет назад +12

    This is still a great show.

  • @raegibson3066
    @raegibson3066 4 года назад +8

    Stan in Dorothy's robe.... "I guess you ladies didn't recognize me without my tupee" - Stan. "I guess that's it." - Blanche. "Do you mind if I use the phone?" - Stan. "You already used my daughter and you didn't ask my permission." - Sophia...

  • @henrydominguez2345
    @henrydominguez2345 3 года назад +8

    I still enjoy the episodes 😁

  • @candiceperry7916
    @candiceperry7916 6 лет назад +86

    Betty White is my favorite actress

    • @tonyb0904
      @tonyb0904 6 лет назад +3

      Candice Perry
      I love her ' I don't understand ' speech. always did. Along with Blanche and Dororothy's annoyed but subtle reaction to it.

  • @jeannecroghan8811
    @jeannecroghan8811 5 лет назад +6

    They were wonderful. Thank you for upload :

  • @tiffanybolin8196
    @tiffanybolin8196 5 лет назад +21

    You know what else I don’t understand...lol at Rose.

  • @dwaynehayes3782
    @dwaynehayes3782 3 месяца назад +1

    I love Blanches mace story.
    So relatable to what i believed of me being slipped a roophie and having my first epileptic seizure and the experience i had with the Los Angeles Fire Department ( LAFD ) & Los Angeles Police Department ( LAPD ) after regaining consciousness. 😮

  • @clarissagafoor5222
    @clarissagafoor5222 3 года назад +5

    That mace story made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath!

  • @arohathatsme9214
    @arohathatsme9214 6 лет назад +29

    I love your channel name "smile today"
    Thanks to this video I did
    Thx

  • @prowlandsasuke
    @prowlandsasuke 3 года назад +4

    I really like how even though Sophia maybe tough on dorothy. She despises Stan for how he treat dorothy during their marriage. She through shade at him everytime they interact. You can tell Sophia reallly loves dorothy.

  • @jafarvellines960
    @jafarvellines960 4 года назад +3

    The one when Blanche maxed herself was the funniest one that one and the part when Rose shot her vase

  • @vimtocat1741
    @vimtocat1741 5 лет назад +24

    one night I'll belch and stable mable'll blow my head off! XD

  • @Mavka-m7f
    @Mavka-m7f 2 года назад +13

    I am from Ukraine ,🇺🇦.
    I love this lady's. And watching again ,when I feel sad a specially in hard times like now.

  • @janetlynncobb5766
    @janetlynncobb5766 5 месяцев назад +1

    "One night I'll belch, and Stable Mable here will blow my head off"! 😂😂

  • @mclaynmusick9753
    @mclaynmusick9753 Год назад +4

    Boy, Blanche can definitely tell a story 😂

  • @pabloskibuiadventures4384
    @pabloskibuiadventures4384 2 года назад +5

    Rest in Peace Ms. Betty White (Rose Nylund)🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 4 года назад +3

    “Is that it Rose? Or is there something else you don’t understand?”
    Make a list 😂

  • @melissajean2011
    @melissajean2011 9 месяцев назад +2

    The mace story is honestly something that would happen to me lmao

  • @lovellytshotshi345
    @lovellytshotshi345 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love Dorothy's night dress, it looks so comfortable 😍

  • @tameikabrown2542
    @tameikabrown2542 2 года назад +4

    I Luv The Hearing The Theme Song AT The Beginning Of The Video's

  • @kaifianaaz9986
    @kaifianaaz9986 4 года назад +3

    I never laughed so loud since so many years oh Thank You

  • @joycelynmartin1180
    @joycelynmartin1180 4 года назад +7

    SOPHIA WAS THE TRUTH!!!😂😂😂

  • @tonihodgessteward921
    @tonihodgessteward921 2 месяца назад +1

    RIP 😢ladies. Thanks for the laughs.😂

  • @missyb9526
    @missyb9526 4 года назад +3

    That laugh at 0:50 😂😂 u know that person is having a good laugh and can't breathe

  • @pattibrooks1907
    @pattibrooks1907 4 года назад +10

    Love watching The Go;den Girls as it helps with my depression but so does my new 3 year old kitty Midnight shes a sweetie and I love enjoy her adore her and she loves adores me so very much .

    • @saugusguy
      @saugusguy 4 года назад +2

      Isn't it wonderful that you have your kitty in your life. I hope you have many wonderful years with her

  • @Michael-uu9nv
    @Michael-uu9nv 2 года назад +2

    Keep laughing the golden girls will never be forgotten great humor

  • @maureena9939
    @maureena9939 5 лет назад +8

    Dis- Damm in a sentence 😂 lol

  • @alysononoahu8702
    @alysononoahu8702 4 года назад +2

    You bet. Whatever I find. I love that vase.
    Lololol

  • @jencastro
    @jencastro 4 года назад +2

    Blanche maced herself. Classic! 😂😂😂😂 that just hilarious!!!

  • @nadanalia3000
    @nadanalia3000 Год назад +1

    They were excellent

  • @moondustberries8171
    @moondustberries8171 6 лет назад +10

    Thank you for bringing this to my attention

  • @jenniferforde8203
    @jenniferforde8203 5 месяцев назад +2

    So loved this show never dates ..

  • @afro_princess1671
    @afro_princess1671 4 года назад +1

    That mace story was hilarious and the Vase thing... i love Sofia😍