Tolkien explains why the Fellowship didn't fly the Eagles to Mordor

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @kurtdewittphoto
    @kurtdewittphoto 2 года назад +64825

    As the playbar got closer and closer to the end, I was growing increasingly curious how he was going to explain it in such a short time. 😆

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 2 года назад +1720

      I was looking for this comment, describes me perfectly

    • @imbaelk
      @imbaelk 2 года назад +260

      Same here!)

    • @mindbomb9341
      @mindbomb9341 2 года назад +200

      Hahahaha ME TOO!!!!

    • @CybermanKing
      @CybermanKing 2 года назад +348

      A man of few words speaks most loudly.

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 2 года назад +205

      Lmao dude I was thinking the exact same thing but after awhile I just figured he was gonna say something short and funny

  • @Voltlighter
    @Voltlighter 2 года назад +34384

    An entire paragraph for what could be said in two words. Certified Tolkien moment

    • @tupsicojose
      @tupsicojose 2 года назад +445

      out of all comments, yours is the one that made more sense! I actially laughed! :D

    • @joshuapike619
      @joshuapike619 2 года назад +71

      Same here 😂

    • @realtruth4804
      @realtruth4804 2 года назад +628

      Peter Jackson approves and intends on making this video into 3X 20min segments

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan 2 года назад +202

      He certainly loved language

    • @43potus
      @43potus 2 года назад +77

      Leo Tolstoy moment

  • @LINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUX
    @LINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUXLINUX 11 месяцев назад +4241

    It's like people forget that a huge part of why the hobbits carried the ring was for stealth and misdirection, they weren't announcing where they were for a reason.

    • @Chaz-o1z
      @Chaz-o1z 8 месяцев назад +16

      Planes r stealth too

    • @indig0283
      @indig0283 8 месяцев назад +117

      ​@@Chaz-o1zplanes, not eagles

    • @TeensierPython
      @TeensierPython 8 месяцев назад +81

      Carrying by bird is far more stealthy than walking where everyone can see you.

    • @Chaz-o1z
      @Chaz-o1z 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@TeensierPython for real thyre just mad cause tolkien didnt think of it till the bool was finished and was like eh, ppl t stupid its fine. And he was right. So many stupid accident babies walking around that r just half conscious

    • @andreykotovsky
      @andreykotovsky 8 месяцев назад +273

      ​@@TeensierPythonyeah, who can notice giant eagle in the sky? Not like there is some giant eye on the tower and bunch of patrolling flying creatures

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 2 года назад +15226

    1. The Eye would have saw them coming. The whole point of the mission was to do it by stealth and have Sauron not suspect a thing as the idea was so implausible - flying big eagles into his territory would have been a bit of a dead giveaway.
    2. He has the Nazgul in the air to counter the eagles. And countless archers and other projectile throwers. Even if they tried one eagle carrying the ring in a pouch and tried to drop it right in the volcano, the risk would have been obscene; if it's shot down Sauron has the ring and it's game, set and match.
    3. The eagles, as described in the Hobbit and even alluded to in LOTR, don't often leave their eyries and certainly don't often act as an aerial taxi service. They did it for the dwarves once out of necessity and in LOTR due to Gandalf.
    4. They couldn't really have 'got a lift' from Rivendell to say Gondor/Ithilien either, because the mission was taken on in secret. The eagles would have to have been told the purpose of flying there. They are sentient beings in that universe, so it's possible they could have been enticed by the ring itself too.
    5. Even if they did do it, and somehow got airlifted as a fellowship to the Crack of Doom, it would have been defended en masse - the reason Sam/Frodo got in secretly was solely because the entire army of Mordor had gone to the gates to fight Aragorn's 'assault'; without that they'd have landed in the midst of thousands of Mordor's best troops who'd have seen them coming and prepared. Remember Gandalf the Grey wouldn't have went through Moria and 'died' and been 'reborn', so he'd be the wizard who got stuck up a tree on fire with the dwarves, unable to fight a few orcs - they'd have no chance whatsoever in a fight.
    6. "Shut Up" - JRR Tolkien.

    • @alperenuretmen2633
      @alperenuretmen2633 Год назад +162

      in lotr path, they got seperated by frodo's decision, captivated by orcs. So a detailed eagle plan still sounds a lot more reasonable.

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 Год назад +380

      Also.. surely the psychology of the Ring would not let you destroy it. It took everything they had been through, all the near death experiences, survival and then finally Gollum trying to steal it back (even Frodo was not going to throw the ring) - to then Finally throw it away… simply flying the eagles there would achieve nothing

    • @diabologe
      @diabologe Год назад +99

      Sounds good, except for 1. The eye is on top of Barad-dur is an invention of Peter Jackson, not by Tolkien.

    • @tubey84
      @tubey84 Год назад +355

      @@diabologe It's mentioned in the book several times.

    • @diabologe
      @diabologe Год назад +52

      @@tubey84 If I recall it correctly, the red eye is only his symbol (used on orc shields, banners, etc.), not the form he has taken on at the time of the war. But I may be mistaken.

  • @Dreadly
    @Dreadly 2 года назад +16151

    It's like people don't realize that Sauron had his own air force. "Shut up." Is a brilliant and obliged response.

    • @nate3866
      @nate3866 Год назад +704

      It's like people totally forgot all the fell beasts patrolling the skies, not to mention a few out of place eagles in the sky isn't hard to spot for literally thousands of units on the ground that haven't yet lost their leader or morale and are fully mobilized.

    • @avielp
      @avielp Год назад +196

      I think with enough eagles, radagast birds and a suicide mission mindset it could easily be done..but the eagles maybe didn't care enough to risk their lives and meddle. And Radagast?..idk..was it even known where he was?
      Anyway I guess since it's a story Tolkien just went "shut up"

    • @EliasKaydanius
      @EliasKaydanius Год назад +328

      @@avielp the idea of a "suicide mission" is that only a tiny portion of your force has to survive long enough to complete the mission. And any unit can complete it.
      The hole in the "Mordor suicide mission" plan is that you have only one unit that can complete it, being the one carrying the ring. And if that unit goes down - it's over, no matter how much of your force is left.

    • @nate9198
      @nate9198 Год назад +12

      Equally though have few means doing it stealthily and being seen much less during the journey on average. A larger crowd would attract more attention and could result in the plan being up much sooner, especially if it caused the enemy to recruit larger forces to go and address the threat. The two hobbits were not perceived as as anything to threatening hence they got away with it many a time.

    • @goranmilic442
      @goranmilic442 Год назад +77

      "Shut up" is never a good answer. It's funny that Tolkien can't answer this question, but some people in comments here actually gave logical answers. Writers sure don't like when someone points out illogical things in their stories.

  • @LynchMobster47
    @LynchMobster47 2 года назад +15891

    In all seriousness, weren’t they trying to avoid being seen by Sauron? A bunch of massive flying eagles isn’t exactly inconspicuous to someone who has spies everywhere. What are Frodo’s chances of surviving an aerial battle between the eagles and Nazgûl?

    • @MonkeyChessify
      @MonkeyChessify 2 года назад +2696

      The explanation i've heard is that the eagles are not imply eagles, they're demigod creatures like Gandalf and had the same fears of being corrupted by the ring

    • @LynchMobster47
      @LynchMobster47 2 года назад +1018

      @@MonkeyChessify I’ve heard that explanation as well, and I also believe the eagles are considered to be proud, so that would exacerbate that fear. But I think the simple logistical problem does enough work. It certainly isn’t a plot hole at the very least.

    • @maninthemask6275
      @maninthemask6275 2 года назад +9

      I mean flying a giant ass bird would most like you get you spotted and shot down by a sea of arches.

    • @luisoncpp
      @luisoncpp 2 года назад +640

      @@MonkeyChessify that makes sense, but Tolkien himself responded that he just didn't want to use the eagles too much because they are a plot device too powerful.

    • @emberdragon4248
      @emberdragon4248 2 года назад +464

      They're also pretty conspicuous considering he is a GIANT EYEBALL

  • @sunnyday237
    @sunnyday237 10 месяцев назад +852

    I am not disappointed in his answer
    lol!
    What a gem! Best answer ever!!

    • @razin275
      @razin275 6 месяцев назад +5

      Most evasive answer **

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine 6 месяцев назад

      @@razin275 shut up

    • @JohnHughesTR
      @JohnHughesTR 6 месяцев назад +5

      Ya because he can't explain bad plot hole

    • @do__ob
      @do__ob 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@JohnHughesTR It's not really a plot hole. In the hobbit the narrator says the eagles can't get the dwarfs very too far because they don't wanna be near human lands and also they have other shit to do.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@JohnHughesTR I mean it was never a plot hole. Putting simple creatures on a trip that close to Sauron would be suicide with the ring. Same reason they do the majority of the journey on foot and not on horseback.

  • @calebfuller4713
    @calebfuller4713 2 года назад +16180

    "Our enemy is a giant eye in the sky, atop the highest tower our architecture permits us to build. It scans constantly for the One Ring, the one thing we need to get close, with supernatural vision capable of sensing it thousands of miles away if attention is drawn to it. Also it has 9 wraiths on flying beasts under its total control, also able to sense the one ring, just flying around the area on patrol. Any ideas?"
    "Yeah let's mount up on a flying eagle and make a straight line to it. What could possibly go wrong?"

    • @jacobhederstrom8198
      @jacobhederstrom8198 2 года назад +1319

      lets not forget that it can corrupt (almost) any living thing on arda, and the closer you get to mordor the stronger that power grows, so that would be a massive problem

    • @nataliejanepeterson
      @nataliejanepeterson 2 года назад +75

      That’s awesome 🤣

    • @lumierenoire4154
      @lumierenoire4154 2 года назад +435

      A straight line riding giant eagles x) In a time of war, where any bird or living thing stands watchful. And even if it was a safer plan it would be asking too much from the eagles

    • @JMiskovsky
      @JMiskovsky 2 года назад +14

      Why 😭 not the nap the earth tactic.

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx 2 года назад +254

      @@jacobhederstrom8198 *on top of the eagles being fucking demigods* IIRC the entire reason a hobbit was given the ring is because hobbits are relatively low tier for simplicity’s sake

  • @andraspongracz5996
    @andraspongracz5996 2 года назад +9026

    A perfectly built up story with measured suspense and a very rewarding ending. The Lord of the Rings is pretty good, as well.

    • @sensuscommunis2526
      @sensuscommunis2526 2 года назад +40

      LOL

    • @pseudonym7180
      @pseudonym7180 2 года назад +47

      This comment actually put a smile on my dumbass face lol

    • @skylee5029
      @skylee5029 2 года назад +11

      The Lord of the Rings is one of the most boring series of all time with a spectacular highlight reel of some of the best scenes of all time

    • @lunari6301
      @lunari6301 2 года назад +12

      @@skylee5029 good that its not a series but a movie

    • @jessehaskins7849
      @jessehaskins7849 2 года назад +21

      @@skylee5029 you’re objectively wrong, but okay

  • @WhatIfJojoSiwaWasGay
    @WhatIfJojoSiwaWasGay Год назад +5020

    0:47 for the theatrical release, 0:00 for the extended edition.

  • @offshorecomedy
    @offshorecomedy 2 года назад +8531

    The fact that he spent a full minute on the narration makes the pay off even more with it. A true craftsman this guy

    • @peeeepthis
      @peeeepthis 2 года назад +50

      a full minute is longer than you seem to believe

    • @eddielopez2373
      @eddielopez2373 2 года назад +122

      @@peeeepthis hey buddy, it’s 2022. Get out of here with your Babylonian, sexagesimal-normative time constructs.

    • @broadd001
      @broadd001 2 года назад +23

      @@eddielopez2373 huh

    • @stalwartoffender9292
      @stalwartoffender9292 2 года назад +29

      Norm Macdonald would be proud.

    • @MrNuts70
      @MrNuts70 2 года назад +1

      LOL no not really hahaha

  • @Rksanchez871
    @Rksanchez871 6 месяцев назад +313

    My childhood question was already answered all along by a “shut up” from the man himself😂😂😂

    • @SchmokinJoe
      @SchmokinJoe 5 месяцев назад +27

      Unfortunately this is just an impression of "the man himself" by the the guy who runs this channel.

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 2 месяца назад +3

      Indeed

    • @mathiasschulze6148
      @mathiasschulze6148 Месяц назад +2

      It would be a boring ass story. That's the only reason.

    • @Toxus8
      @Toxus8 24 дня назад

      That was definitely not your childhood question

    • @Rksanchez871
      @Rksanchez871 24 дня назад

      @ cool

  • @rust1_
    @rust1_ 2 года назад +6614

    The slow build up, the rising tension as an old man who *seems* incapable to finish the sentence, the crafted sensation there’s no time left for a convincing, coherent and full disclosure of the question… just to finish with an abrupt, breathtaking finale where everything concludes the only way it could.
    Magnificent.

    • @thorfinn518
      @thorfinn518 2 года назад +70

      @Daniel Jaramillo Not really.

    • @rust1_
      @rust1_ 2 года назад +44

      @Daniel Jaramillo Who? Tolkien or me? lol

    • @DreadedEnding
      @DreadedEnding 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, Einstein. We watched the video. We get the joke.

    • @rust1_
      @rust1_ 2 года назад +70

      @@DreadedEnding 0:47

    • @DreadedEnding
      @DreadedEnding 2 года назад +4

      @@rust1_ 0:47

  • @Gyfrctgtdbhf
    @Gyfrctgtdbhf 2 года назад +5003

    What people don’t realize is the Middle Earth FAA had very tight altitude restrictions , especially around the Mordor no-fly zone , and incredibly severe penalties for non-compliance. The Eagles had already tried their patience one time too many and were on notice.

    • @strangelic4234
      @strangelic4234 2 года назад +137

      Right! They were also afraid that Mordor would see the intrusion of eagles as an act of aggression. Mordors ambassador to the ruins of Osgiliath made clear that they would treat it as a declaration of war.

    • @alimehboob8908
      @alimehboob8908 2 года назад +23

      I'm a pilot and I know exactly what u mean

    • @RCFlyBoy314
      @RCFlyBoy314 2 года назад +7

      Sounds about right

    • @luisangelgonzalezmunoz2417
      @luisangelgonzalezmunoz2417 2 года назад +79

      @@strangelic4234 In fact Sauron considered his invasion of Osgiliath only a special military operation. If he had declared war, the invasion would have been much, much more lethal. That's why they didn't send the eagles. That would have pissed off Sauron to the point of actually declaring war, and employing his weapons of mass destruction.

    • @koolkoo111
      @koolkoo111 2 года назад +46

      "Tower, this is the White Rider requesting a flyby..."

  • @dragom2009
    @dragom2009 3 года назад +5543

    IT is answered in the hobit actually. When the eagles carry them to the carrock and not further it is say that they fear the arrows of men. The would be shoot down by men thinking they would steal their sheeps. And indeed they do so from time to time.
    Mordor have thousands of orcs and arrows.

    • @MikoGot
      @MikoGot 2 года назад +168

      And flying beasts also

    • @thenethralking6032
      @thenethralking6032 2 года назад +227

      Not to mention fell beasts and an all seeing dude who’ll see you coming long before you arrive.

    • @morothane1
      @morothane1 2 года назад +130

      Not to mention the actual scale from the Black Gate to Mount Doom was something like 100 miles. Surely even the Great Eagle couldn’t fly with determination for that long, let alone with what has been mentioned… orcs, arrows, and the dreadful spirit of Mordor as a whole. Noticed for sure.

    • @ghrosenb
      @ghrosenb 2 года назад +82

      @@morothane1 They flew that far to pick up Frodo and Sam after the quest was complete.

    • @morothane1
      @morothane1 2 года назад +126

      @@ghrosenb yes, *after* Sauron was destroyed. My point of distance was related to the main bulk of the journey.

  • @georgeromaniajr.2680
    @georgeromaniajr.2680 Год назад +42

    The answer is very simple. Destruction of the ring was a stealth mission. Sauron could not be allowed to have the ring. If you fly in on an eagle like Captain ‘Merica you’d probably attract a ton of attention. You think he’s going to let them just fly into Mount Doom? There’d be an army waiting there. More likely though they’d be shot down. The Eagles could save them at the end because nobody was actively trying to kill them anymore

  • @Deciheximal
    @Deciheximal Год назад +2399

    "Fell beasts patrol the skies"
    "So can you take us halfway?"
    "Shut up"

    • @user-fr1ys2wn4t
      @user-fr1ys2wn4t 10 месяцев назад +87

      Stealth isn't their greatest asset. Im sure Sauron's Spies would spot them within an hour.

    • @controlflix
      @controlflix 10 месяцев назад

      What if they only took 48 minutes tops?@@user-fr1ys2wn4t

    • @paulmayson3129
      @paulmayson3129 10 месяцев назад

      They almost got tracked by crows of Isengard when they were halfway through the way from Imladris to Moria. And that is within the territory of Elrond (for all of Eregion is probably under his control, even nominally, for the first White Council decided that the Elves' centre in Eastern Eriador would be Imladris rather than a rebuilt Ost-in-Edhil). @@user-fr1ys2wn4t

    • @marquisdesade3025
      @marquisdesade3025 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@user-fr1ys2wn4tyet his response was… “shut up”

    • @czos9239
      @czos9239 9 месяцев назад +4

      "Does my future look good?" Tolkien 8 ball says SHUT UP lolol

  • @loganteague5805
    @loganteague5805 2 года назад +3383

    He explained it in the book very clearly. When Gwaihir rescued Gandalf from Isengard, the first thing he (Gwaihir, the Eagle) said was 'you're too heavy to carry far, I'll need to set you down soon', so Gandalf had him drop him in Rohan to get a fast horse. Eagles aren't distance flyers, they'd wear out in minutes carrying a bunch of people in armor and with weapons and supplies.

    • @CheJord
      @CheJord 2 года назад +311

      How about 1 hobbit with a ring, I'm sure they could manage that

    • @spacemanbill9501
      @spacemanbill9501 2 года назад +215

      @@CheJord bird bones are hollow, I imagine it’s very rough on the back to carry anything. I figure a hobbit weights about 100 pounds max, 50 pounds minimum. I doubt a bird could go more than 30 minutes flying like that. Probably takes 4 hours to fly to Mordor, plus do you think Mordor just has zero air defenses?

    • @loganteague5805
      @loganteague5805 2 года назад +168

      @@CheJord Again, not just the weight, it's the distance involved. Eagles are already coming a LONG way from their home mountains when they help out, and it's not like they can just carry food to snack on 'cause the increased weight burns about as many calories as they can hold. If you ever watch an eagle fly, like in real life, you'll notice they just kind of drift in slow circles most of the time. If the hobbits want an airlift to Mordor, they'd need like a giant duck or something (they're actually great at distance flying, like the Energizer Birdie-keep going and going and going)

    • @Sherlock245
      @Sherlock245 2 года назад +15

      Wrong eagle can carry small goats off so a large eagle will be able to carry something that big. Beside eagles cant grow that large any where.

    • @spacemanbill9501
      @spacemanbill9501 2 года назад +73

      @@Sherlock245 yea to a nest that’s near by, less than 10 minutes by air.

  • @krokodil5659
    @krokodil5659 2 года назад +8321

    Did anyone just forget that a man with one arrow shot killed a dragon with gem studded scales out of the sky in it's one small vulnerable spot? And they think that bunch of eagles are going to make it past the millions of orcs and evil men with bows (as well as fell beasts) into Mount Doom.

    • @asherpuls7462
      @asherpuls7462  2 года назад +772

      Exactly!

    • @ezerratchaga
      @ezerratchaga 2 года назад +332

      That dragon was flying low because it wanted to attack the village and the arrow shot thru the part without scales. Eagles can fly at 10k feet or even higher... most modern rockets can't even reach them.. much less some medieval arrows lolz

    • @asherpuls7462
      @asherpuls7462  2 года назад +1098

      @@ezerratchaga The Eagles would still have to fly low by the time they reached Mordor. They would easily be spotted then and shot down.
      But the eagles never WOULD carry the Fellowship because
      A. The forces of Mordor, including the Nazgul and their fell beasts would have seen them from far off.
      B. The ring would corrupt the eagles which could make for a horrible new foe.
      C. The eagles are proud creatures. Not a taxi service.
      D. Sauron could not fathom the idea that anyone would want to destroy the ring, so it was imperative that the mission be a secret.

    • @ezerratchaga
      @ezerratchaga 2 года назад +38

      @Asher Puls not really... mordor is like the US.. extremely large... mount doom is not monitored everywhere.. the eagles fly high behind the clouds... then just dive down into the lava fields and drop it... easy peasy...
      Honestly that's not a great excuse for why u can't fly it.. the better reason I heard is more logical... which is the ring of power will corrupt the eagles as well.. thats why even Gandalf can't handle it... and so, the only people who can withstand its corruption long enough was the Hobbits...

    • @asherpuls7462
      @asherpuls7462  2 года назад +344

      @@ezerratchaga You expect giant eagles to dive into a volcano?

  • @IshantAcharya-k3w
    @IshantAcharya-k3w 8 месяцев назад +22

    This has to be one of, if not, the best RUclips videos I have ever seen.

  • @anamkhan2603
    @anamkhan2603 2 года назад +2558

    "Courage is not knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one."
    --Gandalf
    how I wish I could meet Tolkien just once and thank him for giving us this beautiful world with beautiful characters.

    • @Black_Dark_Grey
      @Black_Dark_Grey 2 года назад +5

      Deadpool : throw up

    • @d.ryanwebb1166
      @d.ryanwebb1166 2 года назад +1

      @@Black_Dark_Grey Deadpool is a stupid character for stupid people.

    • @mirkogiljaca1051
      @mirkogiljaca1051 2 года назад +3

      True Power over Life. Yes. :D

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 2 года назад +24

      A friend of mine actually DID meet him! She was at St Andrews University studying Medieval History, and attended a lecture by the great man. She remains something of a fan....

    • @anamkhan2603
      @anamkhan2603 2 года назад +2

      @@christopherdean1326 she is so lucky omg

  • @bomouth142
    @bomouth142 2 года назад +6412

    There are several reasons why. The idea was dismissed pretty quickly during the council of Elrond, the Eagles are massive and would have been quickly spotted by the Nazgul patrolling Mordor on their winged steeds, there was no way to fly the eagles into Mt Doom since the only way in was the tunnel Frodo and Sam walked through so they would have had to walk there, there was a massive army inside of Mordor, and, crucially, absolutely no one would have had the strength of will to throw the ring into Mt Doom with it exerting all of its influence at the place where it was most powerful. Flying the eagles into Mordor would have been hand delivering Sauron his victory. Also, the eagle who rescued Gandalf from Orthanc stated quite clearly that they bear messages, not burdens, and the Ring is always described as a burden. They were sent to Middle earth by Manwe, Gandalf's master, as observers, not errand Eagles or Taxis. The Eagles would never have agreed even if they were asked to.

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 2 года назад +263

      I'm sorry but walking to Mordor from Rivendel is even more stupid. The eagles should have dropped them somewhere closer to Mordor, at least.

    • @spangelicious837
      @spangelicious837 2 года назад +216

      @@HittokiriBattousai17 The eagles could be spotted from miles away. The closest they could've gotten without being spotted was Lothlorien. Then Gandalf is still the Grey and not as powerful, and the Balrog is still in the Misty Mountains and comes out with the orcs when Sauron summons his armies to attack up there. Not a good thing.

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 2 года назад +123

      @@spangelicious837 Walking to Mordor is stupid and worked only 'cause of heavy plot armor. Period. This book can't be examined under the prism of realism.

    • @spangelicious837
      @spangelicious837 2 года назад +354

      @@HittokiriBattousai17 That's why it's fantasy.

    • @spangelicious837
      @spangelicious837 2 года назад +192

      @@HittokiriBattousai17 Also, flying the eagles into Mordor, where they have aerial defense systems and would be able to spot them from miles away, wouldn't have worked unless you use a lot of heavy plot armor. It'd also be a very short book, and it wouldn't have room to examine any themes that resonate with peoples all around the globe and over multiple decades. 🤷‍♀️

  • @genzcurmudgeon8037
    @genzcurmudgeon8037 2 года назад +3964

    Imagine running into Tolkien at a pub, asking him why they didn’t just fly the eagles to Mordor and him responding “oh shut up” 😂

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 2 года назад +63

      I couldn't imagine ever talking to any writer and completely undermining their work with one question. Nor could I imagine them being so put off that they can't muster a decent answer. Also, it's fiction.

    • @Kironius
      @Kironius 2 года назад +88

      I couldn't imagine you in a pub

    • @ATROFlAR
      @ATROFlAR 2 года назад

      @@mattmarzula dont forget to tip your fedora at the end

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 2 года назад

      @@mattmarzula Yeah it’s a stupid question about a make believe world written for the enjoyment of teenage boys.

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 2 года назад

      @@Kironius Where do you think I met your Mom??

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Год назад +1275

    Yeah I actually can't tell if this is AI, an impressionist or actually real.

    • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
      @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek Год назад

      You stoopid

    • @SoggySlopster
      @SoggySlopster Год назад +110

      It’s AI

    • @Kintah
      @Kintah 11 месяцев назад +574

      ​@@SoggySlopsterit's not AI, not everything is AI. It's an impression, OP does impressions and confirmed that this was him in another video.

    • @protectoroflight5895
      @protectoroflight5895 11 месяцев назад +21

      An impressionist, eh? May be an embodier / an implementer / an incarnator? How might the impressionists / expressionists be connected with this?

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD 11 месяцев назад +54

      @@protectoroflight5895 It's not very hard for someone to be able to be an impressionist and then add some effects to make the recording sound old.

  • @sigmascrub
    @sigmascrub 2 года назад +183

    This is 1000× more satisfying than any fan answer

    • @donjorge8329
      @donjorge8329 2 года назад +4

      No. It is not.

    • @SuperCrazyEstonian
      @SuperCrazyEstonian 2 года назад

      @@donjorge8329 Yes it is. Now shut up you.

    • @sigmascrub
      @sigmascrub 2 года назад +2

      @@donjorge8329 oh shut up 🤣

    • @JunebugTheGoodra
      @JunebugTheGoodra 2 года назад +6

      @@donjorge8329 it actually is, and I’m all for it

    • @donjorge8329
      @donjorge8329 2 года назад

      @@JunebugTheGoodra Then this is obviously your morbid fascination for getting kicked in your a**. Chacun à son goût.

  • @shepik
    @shepik 2 года назад +4359

    My father actually ran into Tolkien once and had a chance to ask him this exact question. Tolkien replied with "Who are you and what are you doing in my house".

    • @SkywalkerSam64
      @SkywalkerSam64 2 года назад +50

      LOL

    • @L0kias1
      @L0kias1 2 года назад +6

      Good

    • @Chropoles
      @Chropoles 2 года назад +27

      "Ran into Tolkien" ROFLMAO good one

    • @SkywalkerSam64
      @SkywalkerSam64 2 года назад +3

      @@WW2SolitaireBoardGameChannel No need to repeat me in my sophisticated word-essay!

    • @medleysa
      @medleysa 2 года назад +40

      “I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith”

  • @masaguy453
    @masaguy453 2 года назад +1534

    This guy can speak nearly every Middle Earth languages and he chose the most appropriate one to fans.
    What a genius.

    • @robertlukacs4954
      @robertlukacs4954 Год назад +13

      This is fake.

    • @IvoryTempestCandleOfStories
      @IvoryTempestCandleOfStories Год назад +23

      @@robertlukacs4954 Tolkien did have recordings of himself, and this one does sound an awful lot like something he would say. But after watching those Batman and Master Chief motivation videos I can agree that it isn't as certain anymore.

    • @robertlukacs4954
      @robertlukacs4954 Год назад +22

      @@IvoryTempestCandleOfStories This isn't him. It's fairly obvious that it's not actually him.

    • @IvoryTempestCandleOfStories
      @IvoryTempestCandleOfStories Год назад +3

      @@robertlukacs4954 Then that is how it is.
      It grieves me though, this has become one of my favorite Tolkien lines of the month!

    • @robertlukacs4954
      @robertlukacs4954 Год назад +2

      @Bill Kennedy No its not.

  • @Uajd-hb1qs
    @Uajd-hb1qs 5 месяцев назад +18

    Some guy: “Mr Tolkien, why didn’t the fellowship simply fly the eagles to Mordor?”
    Tolkien: “WhY DidN’T tHEy Fly ThE eaGleS tO MoRdOr stfu!

  • @ioanbugheanu6836
    @ioanbugheanu6836 2 года назад +3041

    Genuine answer:
    The quest required utmost secrecy, indeed, Sauron was not fully aware of what was transpiring until it was too late. The Eagles would've been spotted by the Nazgul or the Eye itself, and their help would've required more to know of the quest.
    Additionally, not anyone could be trusted to bear the ring, less so the closer it was to Mordor. Eagles are proud and noble creatures, and would've almost certainly been corrupted.

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 2 года назад +258

      Tolkein's answer is the correct one. Dude simply didn't think about it. If he had, he'd have created an excuse and mentioned it in the story

    • @2hot4u68
      @2hot4u68 2 года назад

      Shut up

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 2 года назад +189

      The eagles can only carry passengers short distances.
      In the books, the Windlord can only carry Gandalf as far as Rohan before he must rest - he is reluctant because it slows him down and forces him to rest often within range of Orc arrows. He laments how many eagles have already fallen so he exhausts himself moving swiftly. People who read the books are aware of that. Tolkien's answer was right ... the questioner should stop talking and start reading.
      In the movies, eagles appear in one scene and the hobbits are laughing in the next. The eagles are not characters, they're just vehicles which carry the story to the ending. No real effort to explain or avoid the eagles, just a little distraction to keep the audience from thinking. Tolkien did not write or direct the movies.

    • @DudeRevolution
      @DudeRevolution 2 года назад +12

      You understand it's not an actual universe, right?

    • @TheGamingDandy
      @TheGamingDandy 2 года назад +203

      @@ashscott6068 no, he did think about it. The Eagles do talk about it in the book. They basically tell Gandalf that this war has nothing to do with them and they don't want to get involved. But they rescued Gandalf from the tower as a favor because they revere him personally.

  • @buecherdrache1
    @buecherdrache1 2 года назад +2592

    Gwaihir, the strongest of the eagles, tells Gandalf, that he can't fly him very far (because he just isn't physically able to) when he picks him up from the top of moria. So apparently the eagles are just not that strong, that they can carry people for long distances, or are weakened by the influence of sauron and saruman (which is why they can help save Sam and Frodo in the end).
    And using giant, very visible eagles, who often need to take breaks, while your enemy is literally looking everywhere for you and has nine hunters on flying monsters, that don't need to take as many (if even any) breaks, seems kind of even more suicidal than the alternative.

    • @lightwalker222
      @lightwalker222 2 года назад +65

      If it’s hobbits on birds vs. demons on wyverns then I’ll give you ten to one

    • @grantkeller4634
      @grantkeller4634 2 года назад +237

      The answer for me has always been the exact same reason that the hobbits wound up carrying the ring. The Eye of Sauron would have spotted eagles flying towards Mordor and sent Naz’Ghul after them instantly. The hobbits were able to slip past Mordor’s defenses because they were too small to be noticed by the eye. It’s the same reason Gandalf chose a Hobbit to be his burglar to rob Smaug.

    • @よしみ-x5j
      @よしみ-x5j 2 года назад +49

      That is also somewhat realistic. Flying is becoming more and more hard with your size/weight. Biggest flying animals that existed, had enormous wings in proportion for not such big body. And they could not carry too much really. And still they could have more problems with flying like with taking off. Same if you just look at the biggest birds today. Common phantasy visions of creatures like big flying dragons and others, often also as mounts are completely absurd, in contradiction with simple physics. Maybe they also screwed our common sense in this matter. Airplanes are different matter using more energy, just like cars have different capacities than horses. Still, on the other hand, there were Nazguls... But wait, they were more ghost-like beings, right? Maybe they didn't weight much and not taking heavy weaponry while flying on unnamed beasts. That makes perfect sense. Using this eagle-tactic as too risky because Sauron would spot it quickly is a very reasonable argument. Eagles could be actually very strong, at least according to some examples from Sillmarilion such as eagle that put up a good fight against a balrog... but not sure about eagles of those times. One thing we know, it's eagles were maybe helpful but kinda neutral. And maybe they could be not such willing to be used in suicidal mission... Gandalf could be already thankful for their help and didn't want to ask for more. If you think about eagles as warplanes, then yeah, there it's kinda good question why not use them, but they were sentient beings, practically fraction on their own and more neutral, just like Ents. And it doesn't make much sense to expect suicidal mission to the centre of Mordor on their own, not mentioning risk of capturing Frodo and ring in the process.

    • @ScrapKing73
      @ScrapKing73 2 года назад +12

      It’s probably less a strength thing for the eagles, more a question of endurance.

    • @thatonetitan8456
      @thatonetitan8456 2 года назад +4

      @@grantkeller4634 But hear me out here.. ring lord eagle and

  • @Miguel25Bryant
    @Miguel25Bryant 2 года назад +914

    To help who still doesn’t understand the whole plot is under the assumption that Sauron would never think someone would destroy the ring. Seeing a bunch of eagles fly straight to mount doom with the ring would pretty much reveal the plan and Sauron could just recall everyone to mount doom and wipe them out easily from there. Plus there’s always the chance the plan would not work and Sauron has a free ring to rule middle earth

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 Год назад +13

      That still doesn't make any sense. But you tried at least.

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 Год назад +74

      @@antongerasin3871 What he's trying to say is that throwing the Ring in Mt. Doom was a stealth mission and a bunch of eagles flying up to Mordor in plain view of Sauron's giant eye would make them easy to see.

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 Год назад +4

      @@connordarvall8482 but still they were there right after hobbits throw it into lava.

    • @seeinggrey7945
      @seeinggrey7945 Год назад +68

      @@antongerasin3871because Sauron was destroyed 🤦‍♂️

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 Год назад

      @@seeinggrey7945 like less then a minute before.

  • @NateK-MN
    @NateK-MN Год назад +22

    Congratulations on the breakthrough Asher. Good to see good folk like you posting good content for other people. I was at the sem while you were there some of the time.

  • @mightylad2197
    @mightylad2197 2 года назад +1343

    Sauron has thousands of orcs with arrows. He has winged Nazgul and other abominations. He has dominion over Mordor and could easily block off the entrance to Mt Doom as soon as he saw Eagles coming. Until he saw Frodo in mount doom, he had no conception anyone would destroy the ring instead of wielding its power.
    Even when Frodo was captured they thought him a mere spy.
    The fellowship succeeded because they were discreet and hobbits are sneaky. No other reason.

    • @hermaeusmora424
      @hermaeusmora424 2 года назад +22

      Surely they can fly higher than an orcs arrow. Also ok lets say they dont enter mordor, they still could've brought them straight to the border. Would still have saved a lot of time.

    • @hermaeusmora424
      @hermaeusmora424 2 года назад +4

      @Alex doubt it.

    • @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO
      @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO 2 года назад +36

      I was expecting good old J.R.R. to have an amazing explanation, but I was more impressed with this one! "Shut up!"

    • @elyisus8145
      @elyisus8145 2 года назад +26

      and hobbits being understimated was another important part too

    • @cammoblammo
      @cammoblammo 2 года назад +4

      All of those objections apply to the Battle of the Morannon, yet the Eagles turned up there.

  • @Kaito-jr
    @Kaito-jr 2 года назад +95

    “The Eagles aren't fucking taxis”
    J.R.R “Fucking” Tolkien

    • @salazam
      @salazam 2 дня назад

      The "R. R." stands for Rough Riders. WHERE MA DOGS AT?! RUHH RUH

    • @CUNNYCUNNYCUNNNYY
      @CUNNYCUNNYCUNNNYY 16 часов назад

      No, they are soldiers.

  • @l0ker507
    @l0ker507 Год назад +256

    I was under the impression that the eagles could've heard the ring whisper "Yo, drop these bozos and you can have me all to yourself"

    • @cathycai
      @cathycai 6 месяцев назад +8

      Exactly the ring would have corrupted the eagle.

    • @Halberds6
      @Halberds6 6 месяцев назад

      Imagine that was in the full version, making the fellowship say, "back to the drawing board."

    • @kevinstandart4310
      @kevinstandart4310 6 месяцев назад

      "Yo, drop these bozos and Sauron will record all the records you want."

    • @EngelDerVerdammnis
      @EngelDerVerdammnis 8 дней назад

      I've seen that in some lore theory video where they suggest the eagles could have been corrupted by the ring as they have much more magical power than a hobbit could even comprehend.

  • @jimyoung9262
    @jimyoung9262 11 месяцев назад +580

    Gandalf tried to tell them..."FLY YOU FOOLS!!!"

    • @scaled_chameleon9399
      @scaled_chameleon9399 6 месяцев назад +9

      LOL

    • @mactavishtcct7931
      @mactavishtcct7931 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂

    • @jytte-hilden
      @jytte-hilden 5 месяцев назад +5

      "We're not going to Mordor, are you crazy? We're going to see the Eagles!"

    • @bohanxu6125
      @bohanxu6125 5 месяцев назад +5

      He is pretty bad at communicating, no?

    • @stigkenobi7525
      @stigkenobi7525 5 месяцев назад +8

      "Fly" means run\flee, in this case.

  • @jaceyking5015
    @jaceyking5015 2 года назад +1218

    That Tolkien impression was spot on! I'm pretty sure he must have said this to someone at some point. With all the thousands of letters with questions he got, I am SURE this had to have come up.

    • @juice2307
      @juice2307 2 года назад +54

      Not necessarily. He was Catholic, and while that does not automatically mean that he constantly striver for virtue, it does mean he ought to have. He was fairly devout, so devout that when the mass changed to the vernacular he would still say the Latin because he preferred it.

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 2 года назад +20

      @@juice2307 oh shut up

    • @user-zv7yb4yp9g
      @user-zv7yb4yp9g 2 года назад +2

      @Ezeqeel
      Why should he? Everything he said is true

    • @rubber_face8410
      @rubber_face8410 2 года назад +14

      @@user-zv7yb4yp9g it is a part of the joke

    • @formyownedification3879
      @formyownedification3879 2 года назад +8

      This sounds absolutely nothing like him

  • @MadMagyar13
    @MadMagyar13 2 года назад +1630

    It’s simple, Mordor actually had sophisticated SAM defence systems as well as Phalanx C-RAM’s positioned strategically around their border

    • @fbarbie
      @fbarbie 2 года назад +84

      Their SAM defense system wasn’t that good. I mean, he still got through, and even brought Frodo with him.

    • @jeffreyrhoten8652
      @jeffreyrhoten8652 2 года назад +64

      We need a team of eagles to fly in low and fast, below the watchful eye of sauron, swoop into the volcano to drop the ring then make an incredibly steep climb to avoid hitting the mouth of mt doom.

    • @Crk2784
      @Crk2784 2 года назад +72

      Top Hobbit: Maverick

    • @Mars-1995
      @Mars-1995 2 года назад +26

      @@jeffreyrhoten8652 It will be a 9+ g maneuver.

    • @matthewbittenbender9191
      @matthewbittenbender9191 2 года назад +22

      Superior air superiority with the ringwraiyhs.

  • @MaximusProxi
    @MaximusProxi 2 года назад +970

    Multiple explanations:
    1. The eagles are not almighty, they got exhausted from rescuing and carrying the dwarfs in "The Hobbit". So a long journey/flight would probably exhaust them a lot so they couldn't fight against the Nazguls. Also fighting while carrying the companions would've been impossible for them.
    2. When flying the eagles to Mordor they would've also been seen from Miles away by the Eye and Sauron would've probably had enough time to defend the entrance of Mt. Doom.
    3. In the book the "wyverns" the Nazguls are riding on are a species of their own and there are probably way more of them flying around and defending Mordor (not shown in the movies).

    • @obiwanjagerman
      @obiwanjagerman 2 года назад +69

      I always figured the eagles may be tempted by the ring. Then they'd probably have to scale a mountain to get it back.

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 2 года назад +24

      You mean “fellbeasts”.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 2 года назад +50

      ​@@obiwanjagerman That is true, but also the great eagles are a more reluctant version of Ents. At their most involved, the eagles were only Manwe's messengers and they are very much a neutral party in the vein of the ents before the destruction of much of Fangorn's forest is revealed. The only reason the Eagles help as much as they do in the Hobbit and LotR trilogy is their great friendship with Gandalf. They simply would not do such a demanding and risky maneuver as flying a hobbit, a human, or god forbid, the entire fellowship across hundreds of miles of ash clouds or low above open terrain in Mordor. It cannot be done without resting some. It cannot be done without being spotted. It cannot be done without getting shot at by bowmen or even cut down with swords when they land to rest. It cannot be done without facing fellbeasts in combat while encumbered with their passengers. On and on we could list issues and their derivatives with that plan, but I doubt they would even be willing to be a quick ferry service to get the Fellowship across the border of Mordor or even the Misty Mountains. They only help Gandalf (as far as we know) and they only help Gandalf when he or his charges are in great danger. They are not a taxi service to help whenever the children of Eru Iluvatar are mildly inconvenienced.

    • @lukasmiller486
      @lukasmiller486 2 года назад +11

      The eagles question is like the parachute question about 9/11. It’s simply a nice thought that sounds quick and convenient but in reality is not a practical solution.

    • @Voltar78
      @Voltar78 2 года назад +5

      so eagles should be dressed in elven garments that give invisibility

  • @JohnKoenig-db8lk
    @JohnKoenig-db8lk 6 месяцев назад +12

    "Why didn't the Professor just patch the boat and get them off the island?"
    "Shut up!"

  • @peterlohnes1
    @peterlohnes1 2 года назад +2799

    You're also forgetting that one of the main reasons Frodo and Sam was successful is that Sauron was aware that two hobbits were carrying the ring, but when Pippin grabbed the Palantir, it made Sauron think the 2 hobbits holding the ring were far away in Rohan. That's the only reason they succeeded, Sauron didn't suspect they were so close. Eagles had no chance.

    • @davadh
      @davadh 2 года назад

      Shut up

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 2 года назад +190

      Fool of a took!

    • @SirBeekers
      @SirBeekers 2 года назад

      @@pinchevulpes Tool of a fook!

    • @sabastianleisek396
      @sabastianleisek396 2 года назад +146

      I get that they couldn't go right up into Mordor, but they traveled months after the eagles dropped them off. That's like trying to sneak up on someone, so you get out of your car 50 miles away and start walking, cuz they'll hear if you get close. That's why even the writer jokes about it by telling people to "shut up". Honestly, great series, but like most, plot holes.

    • @usffan5775
      @usffan5775 2 года назад +25

      @@sabastianleisek396 or doesn't feel like explaining to you in this clip

  • @_Master_Wolf
    @_Master_Wolf 2 года назад +993

    I always assumed it was because the whole mission was dependant on secrecy. If they would just fly into Mordor, they would risk getting caught by fellbeasts, or shot dowm with arrows. Also, Sauron was searching for the ring, but he never imagined his enemies would try to destroy the ring. He probably thought it was too powerful and would corrupt anyone who holds it. Keeping the mission a secret was essential.

    • @burningman1239
      @burningman1239 2 года назад +35

      This comment deserves a heart

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 2 года назад +33

      saurons eye would see them from so far away they'd be caught right away

    • @i3looi2
      @i3looi2 2 года назад +12

      "Shut up !"

    • @christophilous4831
      @christophilous4831 2 года назад +5

      Sauron was right

    • @vegito9019
      @vegito9019 2 года назад +17

      This is totally accurate actually. Before the fall of Rauros it is said that Legolas spotted a winged beast (with an Nazgul obviously), what would have happened if that Nazgul spotted them first because of the eagles? That would've been a mess.

  • @Babesinthewood97
    @Babesinthewood97 Год назад +317

    One could also ask ”why wasn’t everyone just nice to eachother ” and they wouldn’t have had to bother walking to mordor. No story left to tell.

    • @lukeskywalker987
      @lukeskywalker987 Год назад +33

      In fairness I'd still read a 300 page book of nothing but Bilbo and Gandalf vibing in The Shire.

    • @kody.wiremane
      @kody.wiremane Год назад +15

      Sauron would grow flowers in Mordor and send Galadriel a bouquet, and she would give him a cute pink unicorna^^

    • @michaelnettles3059
      @michaelnettles3059 Год назад +2

      OK, but why wasn't everyone just nice to each other? If that happened the world would still be flat and the elves happy.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Год назад +8

      ​@@michaelnettles3059: Because Melkor decided to take a few walks in the dark & became Morgoth Bauglir, Supreme Not-Nice Guy 😡

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +3

      @@spk1121 He was mad Silksong hadn’t come out yet.

  • @wowalamoiz9489
    @wowalamoiz9489 10 месяцев назад +1

    What is it about slowly zooming in on a picture that is so delightfully amusing?

  • @cluckendip
    @cluckendip 3 года назад +3344

    thought this was real for a sec lol nice

    • @specie44
      @specie44 2 года назад +20

      It is u damn fool

    • @frost.0707
      @frost.0707 2 года назад +164

      Tolkien does not stutter

    • @daggerbc3023
      @daggerbc3023 2 года назад +45

      Damn I wished I stopped going to comments and watch the vid first, would have caught me off guard

    • @godhandvoid9795
      @godhandvoid9795 2 года назад +230

      @@specie44 well there's a picture of him on the screen so it HAS to be him, right?

    • @specie44
      @specie44 2 года назад +4

      @@godhandvoid9795 I know what he sounds like

  • @Zykked
    @Zykked 2 года назад +153

    To those confused!
    1- Remember that the Eagles are not animals- they are literally Maiar, similar to Angels or demigods. The Valar (big gods/archangels) intentionally restricted divine intervention during the time of the Lord of The Rings. Asking about the Eagles is the same as asking why Gandalf didn't kill all the orcs, or kill the king of the Nazgul by himself (Could have done so, not allowed to.)
    2- The eagles appear at their own opportunity- like a force of nature. Would you ask why Dorothy didn't ride the Tornado from munchkinland to the Emerald City in Oz? Would you ask why Frodo didn't get a surfboard and wait for a tidal wave to wash him to Mordor?
    3- Shut up!

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 2 года назад +6

      4 - see 3.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 2 года назад +8

      1. is false. Tolkien initially considered the Eagles as Maiar (literal children of Manwë) but later abandoned the idea (all Ainur in the final version of the legendarium are born in the beginning of time and cannot reproduce). The Eagles are animals, more intelligent and "higher" than ordinary animals but animals nonetheless

    • @Pitau87
      @Pitau87 2 года назад +5

      @@exantiuse497
      Check answer 3... It's perfect for you 😂👌

    • @willnitschke
      @willnitschke 2 года назад +2

      @@exantiuse497 They are not strictly speaking Maiar, but are the agents of ManWe. Also it's not entirely clear if they are indeed animals or demi-god type creatures. Clearly they were fully sentient like Ents, Dwarfs, etc. That makes them more than animals. They were not like trolls, which you could classify as an animal.

    • @Chibanah
      @Chibanah 2 года назад +1

      You failed with the nr. 1 explanation, because they saved Gandalf from the tower, which is clearly a divine intervention!

  • @jamesfitzgerald1684
    @jamesfitzgerald1684 2 года назад +801

    The whole point is that sauron would have seen them coming. They came on foot so they could travel secretly. Frodo and Sam went into Mordor unnoticed by Sauron. That's the only reason why the mission was a success.
    Even if the eagles were to agree to take them a bit closer MAYBE they'd get to Lothlorien before they are attacked. Remember they couldn't even get to Rivendell on foot without being noticed. Imagine seven horse sized eagles just flying around. You think sauron isn't going to notice that and send out his ringwraiths on flying mounts to stop them?

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 2 года назад +60

      It was a combined effort. Frodo and Sam went unnoticed partly because of the path they took with the help of Gollum but also because of the distraction caused both by Saruman and Aragorn. At first Sauron thought Saruman had the Ring or had it coming to him thru his Uruks then when Aragorn revealed himself in the Palantir, Sauron believed Aragorn had it which is why he released his army from Minas Morgul against Minas Tirith to prevent Aragorn having a base in which to launch an attack on Mordor. Had Sauron not done so the Witch King might have discovered Frodo. Then with the defeat of his army and the death of the Witch King, Sauron was sure Aragorn had the Ring so he moved the majority of his forces to the Black Gate never suspecting the Ring was already in his realm moving towards the place of its making and destruction.
      Had they done the Eagle route however Sauron's forces including the Witch King would all still be in Mordor. Sauron would not have attacked Minas Tirith when he did. It is highly unlikely in this world of spies, wizards, dark lords, and magic that a handful of big eagles carrying people from Rivendell all the way or part of the way or leap-frogging the whole way would not have spotted by the eyes of people, animals, birds, Palantir, or the Eye of Sauron. And once spotted Sauron would have known exactly where the Ring was and focused all of his Power on regaining it.

    • @biohazard8295
      @biohazard8295 2 года назад +31

      I just love that the story is so rich and inspiring that we are arguing like it were real life events lol

    • @bobbobnz
      @bobbobnz 2 года назад +12

      That, and, you know. The Nazgul would have torn them to pieces. There is that too.

    • @Killopotamus
      @Killopotamus 2 года назад +4

      @@bobbobnz Shit even the swarm that Sauruman sends would be pretty brutal haha

    • @Jason608
      @Jason608 2 года назад +15

      @@RoninDave Yes yes, this exactly. Stealth was the most important part of Frodo's mission. The whole reason the battered armies of Rohan and Gondor made a march on the Black Gate (almost certain suicide), it was a ruse to trick Sauron into believing that either Aragorn or Gandalf had the ring and wanted to become emperor of the world or whatever. The moment Frodo entered the cracks of doom, Sauron realized his mistake but it was too late.
      Had the fellowship taken Eagles, they would be spotted a long time before making it to even the outskirts of Mordor and their plans would be made evident. Sauron need only place a battalion to guard Mount Doom and then the end-run gambit would be forever lost.

  • @Zamirys18
    @Zamirys18 Месяц назад

    Haha that plot twist at the end “shup up” 😂 didn’t expect that haha

  • @Pooltastik
    @Pooltastik 2 года назад +3042

    As much as I love the films, and consider them cinematic masterpieces, the eagles really did get the short end of the stick - especially in the hobbit films -, downgrading from a legitimate society to glorified magic Ubers.

    • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
      @Vasily_dont_be_silly 2 года назад +152

      "glorified magic Ubers" LOL

    • @nicholasstehl6375
      @nicholasstehl6375 2 года назад +44

      They’re great in The Lord of the Rings: War in the North video game story

    • @davidrichardson518
      @davidrichardson518 2 года назад +54

      It would have took 6 4 hour films to even come close to get everything from the books in the movies. Just for the lotr. Can’t people just be grateful that we ever got to see it . Also more to the point if the eagles did that there wouldn’t be a story . It’s like Superman he’s soo overpowered they always have to find some dumb reason to he’s not around just for him to show up and wreck everyone

    • @nicholasstehl6375
      @nicholasstehl6375 2 года назад +5

      @@davidrichardson518 makes me think of Smallville where the only times ever that Clark couldn’t “handle himself”, there was kryptonite involved

    • @davidrichardson518
      @davidrichardson518 2 года назад +9

      @@nicholasstehl6375 yeah Superman stories are a tough sell . Hardly anything can straight up fight him so it turn into a convoluted over complicated plot like Batman v Superman. Though as a teenager I read the death of Superman arc and loved it , but there again they had to make up a new badass enemy

  • @crunchb3rry
    @crunchb3rry Год назад +1363

    It's already established that Sauron has a lot of crows (Crebain) as sentries patrolling the skies. Anything they find would alert Sauron (who sees what they see), then he would send Fellbeasts (which he bred specifically to fight the eagles) after them.
    The eagles were able to get Frodo and Sam because Sauron was dead, so the skies were clear...permanently. Fellbeasts, much like the Crebain, were not under his control anymore.

    • @Big_Bag_of_Pus
      @Big_Bag_of_Pus Год назад

      The crebain were servants of Saruman, not Sauron. They were nowhere near Mordor.
      The rest of what you wrote was mostly fanfic.

    • @juliabarrow-hemmings6624
      @juliabarrow-hemmings6624 Год назад +36

      The Crebain were used by Saruman, not Sauron, they are merely an intelligent species of crow native to the hills of Dunland and, as a Maia, Saruman can talk to them as easily as he could talk to a dwarf or a human or an elf. Tbf, Sauron is *also* a Maia, an especially powerful one at that, so he could also have employed such a tactic, but its never specified that he does.

    • @samkoani
      @samkoani Год назад +9

      @@juliabarrow-hemmings6624Right…so the Uruk-Hai were at Saruman’s command not Sauron’s?
      They were ALL at Sauron’s command.

    • @juliabarrow-hemmings6624
      @juliabarrow-hemmings6624 Год назад +35

      @@samkoani Did you... Read the books? Saruman was never actually working for Sauron, he wanted the ring for himself, he was actively *betraying* Sauron.
      Also Sauron did have his *own* Uruk-Hai, in fact his were around before Saruman's. He did not have Crebain though, he didn't really need them either, the Palantiri and his massive eye were honestly enough.

    • @samkoani
      @samkoani Год назад +9

      @@juliabarrow-hemmings6624 Of course but at the end of the day, Saruman played his part until he wasn’t needed. His desire for the ring played more into Sauron’s hand without Saruman actually ever getting what he wanted. I’m talking about big picture that I would believe Tolkien would agree if you read between the lines and not take it so literal.

  • @-Galenas
    @-Galenas 3 года назад +151

    I'm impressed by your impression! Well done. Makes me laugh over and over again 😂

  • @trishspeights3097
    @trishspeights3097 22 дня назад

    My favorite video to ever exist on the internet

  • @bjorn94
    @bjorn94 2 года назад +304

    Also, isn’t it told that the more powerful the creature, the easier the Ring corrupts it ? And Boromir was tempted by just being near it. Just saying, those eagles look pretty powerful to me, and the Ring could easily whisper thoughts of ruling the skies into what serves as ears for them.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 года назад +48

      It's not simply that the one ring will corrupt anyone who holds it, but also that the eagles are some of the proudest in the whole of Middle Earth.
      Pride is one of the easiest inroads for the one ring, and the only way flying the ring to Mount Doom would work would be if the eagles fought each other over Mount Doom until the ring fell in with their last dead body.
      Which is kind of depressing.

    • @CgullRillo
      @CgullRillo 2 года назад +8

      How tf a giant eagle bout to wear a human sized ring lmao

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 года назад +24

      @@CgullRillo the One Ring can change sizes, as it expanded just enough to slip off the finger of one of its first holders so that it could escape him and he got killed.

    • @jacks5463
      @jacks5463 2 года назад +15

      Not only that, the eagles are some of the oldest creatures in middle earth. So on the "hierarchy" of power, they are actually right below gandalf

    • @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash
      @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash 2 года назад

      their butts! Eagles hear thru their butts!

  • @maniacalclefable1354
    @maniacalclefable1354 2 года назад +4773

    Tolkien is potentially the most based man of all time. Wrote 5 legendary fantasy epics, plus appendices, and potentially the only plot hole I can think of in his masterful work is excused by stfuing everyone who brought it up. What a god amongst men.

    • @diafam3662
      @diafam3662 2 года назад +288

      “Shut up”
      Understandable have a nice day

    • @VindictiveDesign
      @VindictiveDesign 2 года назад +520

      It’s not even a plot hole, they could not afford to be that brash in their attempt to defeat him as he was an extremely intelligent, cunning, and competent villain. He would have never have expected them to literally walk the ring in via the back door.

    • @wulfheort8021
      @wulfheort8021 2 года назад +138

      Sauron would have seen it coming that way and would have had the Nine engage them putting it all at risk. Stealth was of the utmost essence and the Nine were constantly on patrol.

    • @jordancook8511
      @jordancook8511 2 года назад +37

      @@wulfheort8021 Nah the eagles could've flew above the clouds and dive bombed it into the volcano, then they'd lure the Nazghul into an ambush and murder them. Then finally they'd do a series of air strikes to finish off the orc. EZ clap it wasn't even worth their time.

    • @wulfheort8021
      @wulfheort8021 2 года назад +193

      @@jordancook8511 Very typical argument again from someone that does not even have the slightest knowledge about the actual lore. The eagles of Manwë were no servants, the only reason Gwaihir saved Gandalf was because of a favor Gwaihir owed to Gandalf. When Gandalf convinced the eagles to search for Frodo and Sam at Orodruin he had to promise never to ask help from them again before they were willing to help. You can't just command the eagles at your will. Just like the Valar they did not want to influence the course of Middle-Earth and only in extreme exceptions would the eagles come to help. Relying on the eagles was simply impossible and it is not a plot hole.

  • @benilak
    @benilak 2 года назад +462

    Damn, I was expecting something profound and that’s exactly what I got

    • @Niksorus
      @Niksorus 2 года назад +16

      The much **deeper** answer he didn't want to give was "fuck you" XD

  • @mattwalters6834
    @mattwalters6834 2 месяца назад

    Man, he was really to the point on that, never heard a more succinct explanation.

  • @GoodnessandTruth
    @GoodnessandTruth 2 года назад +262

    The books make it clear that this was a secret mission to Mordor. The whole point of hobbits going was that the all seeing eye would never 1) expect a hobbit, and 2) would never expect a hobbit to carry the ring into mordor through the front door. Even the war itself served as a distraction to keep the eye away from the hobbits. For if he knew he would unleash the whole of his strength upon the hobbits in an attempt to get the ring. Now imagine that majestic eagles are carrying the hobbits in to Mordor at essentially eye level. Sauron would release everything he had at them.

    • @iayogsothoth
      @iayogsothoth 2 года назад

      I guess you think you commented some fucking savant status shit.... I'm not even going to point out the irony of your comment

    • @generalzugs6017
      @generalzugs6017 Год назад

      Wrong. Frodo volunteered. Nobody planned a hobbit to go nor did they plan how will he enter Mordor.

    • @dbland1016
      @dbland1016 Год назад +9

      @@generalzugs6017The Council of Elrond established a plan of sorts.

    • @generalzugs6017
      @generalzugs6017 Год назад +4

      @@dbland1016 Sure they did. It was: you have to go to Mordor and drop the ring in lava. You have my sword, my bow, etc.. None of which he had in the end. I should know. I was there.

    • @okname5335
      @okname5335 Год назад

      but nobody knew bilbo had the ring for hundreds of years and when they flew on the eagles nobody saw them

  • @josie4065
    @josie4065 2 года назад +633

    Of all the explanations he could have made, he chose the way of the Sigma Chad. What a man.

    • @vezertrojai
      @vezertrojai 2 года назад +11

      *Giga Chad

    • @Qvartz_Lite
      @Qvartz_Lite 2 года назад +8

      He's one of the original Chads after all

    • @stromael7631
      @stromael7631 2 года назад +3

      That’s also what Frodo chose.

  • @novoten
    @novoten 2 года назад +58

    I swear I understand "and I killed him" in 0:26 and I would be totally ok with that

  • @victorkong82
    @victorkong82 2 месяца назад +3

    Apparently a lot of drunk people approached Tolkien at the pub so when Christopher Lee mentioned he met Tolkien once, I’ll just assume he was one of those drunk fans.

  • @FoulTarnished47
    @FoulTarnished47 2 года назад +950

    I've never really understood why this question gets asked so often. Getting the ring to Mordor is supposed to be a covert operation. Flying multiple eagles across the sky and just swinging right in to Mordor in full view would be a complete suicide mission!

    • @BradsGonnaPlay
      @BradsGonnaPlay 2 года назад +52

      No no, because you see, the eagles could just fly them *close enough* to cut the journey down!
      /sarcasm
      Some people genuinely have no idea what the Black Gate scene was all about, apparently.

    • @slendermuff
      @slendermuff 2 года назад +12

      Not that I agree, but i think the logic is that there would be no need for secrecy using the eagles

    • @sayianin
      @sayianin 2 года назад +13

      @@BradsGonnaPlay apparently i don't. Why they could not fly I'd say half the way at least? Use multiple eagles as decoys. Don't tell me sauron watched every flying creature 24/7 and imediatly know if one has a ring hidden somewhere on it.

    • @BradsGonnaPlay
      @BradsGonnaPlay 2 года назад +33

      @@sayianin sigh here I go again…
      The fellowship couldn’t fly themselves to Mordor because the Fellowship was about 12 people and Mordor/Mount Doom isn’t JUST a volcano; it’s a fortified stronghold of dark sorcery with a massive army of orcs and Uruk-Hai. They would have been slaughtered the exact hour (and I’m being very generous there) they were found. On top of the fact that if they skip the journey, they forgo having a plan AND they let Rohan and Gondor fall to darkness and lose their kings, including would-be king Aragorn. This isn’t that hard, the whole series is based on plans and contingencies. If they flew even just halfway, that’d be it- that’s their one, incredibly flawed, poorly thought out plan.
      Edit: actually reading back through this, I’m realizing it actually makes less sense for them not to go the whole way. But that again already has an in-universe explanation. Gwaihir could only fly with Gandalf by himself for a short distance, so even then it’s more than just “the eagles should have flown them” and more of “how would that even work without getting all the fellowship and these Demi-gods we’ve consigned to a fight they didn’t want to participate in anyway?”

    • @tukkek
      @tukkek 2 года назад +9

      @@slendermuff I love how you say "no need for secrecy" as if it counters OP's argument when in fact it doesn't even begin to address it lmao "So we need a key to open the door? But if we paint a banana red we wouldn't even NEED a key to begin with"! What?!
      Did you literally not read the comment you were replying to or did you just decide to completely ignore it directly (and all the context around it, indirectly, including the video itself)?

  • @Justin23908
    @Justin23908 3 года назад +1413

    That was not Tolkien, funny but not Tolkien for anyone who thought that that was him.

    • @jenovahhelson5941
      @jenovahhelson5941 2 года назад +149

      Good impression, though.

    • @joshgee7
      @joshgee7 2 года назад +82

      awww, damnit, you're right, The Professor would have had a whole book written on why ...

    • @abrahemsamander3967
      @abrahemsamander3967 2 года назад +27

      I thought it was him at first. Then I realized it wasn’t at the end.

    • @reimaginethesounds6694
      @reimaginethesounds6694 2 года назад +38

      "SHUT UP"

    • @addar1989
      @addar1989 2 года назад +14

      I knew it wasnt hin cause i stand what he said cleary xd

  • @MridulMaskara
    @MridulMaskara 2 года назад +34

    That was the best and the most detailed explanation I’ve ever heard.

  • @notiowegian
    @notiowegian 10 месяцев назад +3

    Frodo was the only person who could be trusted with the Ring. An highly intelligent talking eagle was just a likely to be ensnared by the Ring as Boromir. Aragorn and Galadriel had literally waited their whole lives to turn down the ring, Saruman, Frodo, Boromir were corrupted by the ring, Sam was on his way, and Gandalf nearly had a mental breakdown when offered the ring. No, you wouldn't want to give it to a king of eagles.

  • @GaveMeGrace1
    @GaveMeGrace1 Год назад +50

    That answer made me laugh and hearty gut laugh! Thank you and thank you JRR Tolkien.

    • @VDViktor
      @VDViktor 5 месяцев назад

      Haha and haha. I know what you mean and i know what you mean. 😂 and 😂

  • @mncdssctn9110
    @mncdssctn9110 2 года назад +690

    Even though Gwaihir rescued Gandalf from Orthanc, I always figured that the eagles had a will of their own and wasn’t just some minions Gandalf could command any way he liked. The eagles probably weren’t willing to risk it. I mean, it took the ents a lot of extreme circumstances before they got involved and took down Isengard.

    • @Mecceldorf
      @Mecceldorf 2 года назад +24

      And that’s Isengard. Saruman had quote on quote “tens of thousands” of orcs bred there, and he barely has the right to be compared as a farmer to the mega corporation that is Mordor proper. I doubt the eagles would take on fellbeasts and Sauron’s gaze while toting the thing that would result in a full game over if Sauron had it.

    • @jesseparrish1993
      @jesseparrish1993 2 года назад +33

      The eagles were emissaries of Manwe and answered to him directly, so no, Gandalf had no authority over them whatsoever. In keeping with the attitudes of the Valar, they would not intervene in the wars against Morgoth/Sauron except to assist the efforts of the good peoples of Middle Earth. Much in keeping with Christian theology, they're more analogous to angels.

    • @Jimarillion
      @Jimarillion 2 года назад +5

      @@Mecceldorf I think it was more about deception. If the Eagles had tried to fly Frodo to Mordor the game could have been over with them being intercepted in some way (as you mentioned)
      The point throughout the story was that Sauron think they wouldn't dare, that they would try to hide the One Ring, and that Sauron would have to fight conventional battles to win Middle Earth, thus clearing out Mordor, for one slim chance to sneak a couple of hobbits in to do something Sauron never expected.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 года назад +2

      @@jesseparrish1993 This is the best answer.

    • @juniordev2570
      @juniordev2570 2 года назад +3

      Ya and a lot of Ents were also killed at Isengard. Asking the Eagles to embark on what would probably be a suicide mission to Mordor just isn't the same thing as a Wizard asking to get rescued from a tower.

  • @RedZeshinX
    @RedZeshinX Год назад +246

    This isn't actually Tolkien speaking, it's an impression by the channel owner... the way people are seriously reacting gives me the impression nobody has noticed, so props to Asher for a convincing impersonation.

    • @dave3429
      @dave3429 10 месяцев назад +17

      I just watched the actual Tolkien interview before this one and it is absolutely uncanny.

    • @ДенисЛюбич-ц9с
      @ДенисЛюбич-ц9с 10 месяцев назад +27

      I understood every single word he said so it's definitely not Tolkien

    • @eugeniu89b
      @eugeniu89b 10 месяцев назад +3

      Dude, just… shut up!

    • @MokuTom
      @MokuTom 10 месяцев назад

      it's not at all, it's just an old english chap who stutters a lot kinda accent.. @@dave3429

  • @RedSiegfried
    @RedSiegfried 5 месяцев назад

    Best explanation ever, especially if you're a famous author and distinguished professor of languages tipping one back at the pub.

  • @williammartin9612
    @williammartin9612 2 года назад +696

    for those who actually wanna know:
    long story short, the eagles are very high ranking beings in middle earth. comparable to elves, not in power but in a celestial respect kind of way.
    thus, similar to how elves and gandalf and even men are all extra tempted by the ring, the eagles would've been as well.
    and given that they would fall to this temptation whilst our heroes are on their backs 1000 feet up, it wouldn't be hard to act upon it.

    • @makinbacongreasyagain968
      @makinbacongreasyagain968 2 года назад +38

      Ok I upvoted this, but how the f is an eagle going to wear a ring

    • @-roejogan-
      @-roejogan- 2 года назад +77

      On his talon, obviously.

    • @ariesaggressiv7569
      @ariesaggressiv7569 2 года назад +19

      You know that we use to put rings on birds, right? I guess an eagles leg, specially the claws, are big enough to put a ring on it if the eagle itself is big enough to carry a full grown man in heavy armor

    • @jasminschneider
      @jasminschneider 2 года назад +73

      @@ariesaggressiv7569 Not to forget that the ring could adapt his size to the claws of an eagle.

    • @ariesaggressiv7569
      @ariesaggressiv7569 2 года назад

      @@-roejogan- so, I guess question answered

  • @matthewmills5786
    @matthewmills5786 2 года назад +477

    I've always been of the idea that the eagles would've been spotted by The Eye a lot faster and sneaking into Mount Doom would've actually been significantly harder

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 2 года назад +9

      Then just go as close as possible.

    • @bennettlewis5495
      @bennettlewis5495 2 года назад +61

      "Shut up." -- J.R.R. Tolkein

    • @somethingfromnothing8428
      @somethingfromnothing8428 2 года назад +61

      @@xxlCortez the eagles werent a taxi service that were summoned. They helped if and when they wanted to. In the hobbit the dwarves asked the eagles to take them to the lonely mountain but they refused

    • @Xonatron
      @Xonatron 2 года назад +3

      Exactly my thinking. And works. Once they have freedom to fly, they fly.

    • @IsleOfFeldspar
      @IsleOfFeldspar 2 года назад

      They refused knowing that the destruction of middle earth was their destruction as well?

  • @TheBabayga
    @TheBabayga 2 года назад +13

    One of the funniest (and most unexpected) video endings ever.
    Nicely played.

  • @Stellar-Enigma
    @Stellar-Enigma Месяц назад +10

    Might want to add to the description and title that this is NOT a real recording of Tolkien. In these times of AI, fake news etc it'd be important to not let people believe that this is something he has said. Pretty sure most people here take it as the truth, and it feels rather immoral to put words into someone's mouth like that.

  • @PeterDB90
    @PeterDB90 2 года назад +184

    I am not well-versed in the Lord of the Rings lore, however I have heard someone explain to me that just like Gandalf isn't just a human trained in magic but someone of a different species (angel-like, in fact), so are the eagles not simply bigger birds but specific INTELLIGENT species, which means that they are also not immune to the Ring's influence (same reason as to why someone more powerful, like Gandalf, didn't take the ring to Mt. Doom).

    • @bobina05
      @bobina05 2 года назад +14

      I have heard something similar. The eagles aren't controlled by anyone. They are intelligent beings with free will. They decide where and when they will go.

    • @floriancazacu4504
      @floriancazacu4504 2 года назад

      Well then if they're intelligent and didn't care about the conflict (which was threatening the whole world but w/e) why did they save Frodo, that just cheapened the whole story.

    • @PeterDB90
      @PeterDB90 2 года назад

      @@floriancazacu4504
      Rather than explain myself, just watch these 2 short videos:
      ruclips.net/video/YxgsxaFWWHQ/видео.html

    • @PeterDB90
      @PeterDB90 2 года назад

      @@floriancazacu4504
      Part 2:
      ruclips.net/video/WKU0qDpu3AM/видео.html

    • @ponacykasztan5262
      @ponacykasztan5262 2 года назад

      Gandalf was less likely to succumb to it, sure, but if he did, he would wreak true havoc. I imagine this is the risk they just would not take going instead for a weak hobbut that could do much less harm when posessed by ring.

  • @thereisnotryv1971
    @thereisnotryv1971 2 года назад +4

    The slowwww zoom in on the face paired with the suspense was just brilliant. Top-tier editing job. Top-tier clip

  • @bulletbill1104
    @bulletbill1104 2 года назад +274

    Because A) The eagles were easily visible and would have been attacked by Sauron, and B) the Eagles don’t have any obligation to do these dangerous things for the fellowship.

    • @ddc2957
      @ddc2957 2 года назад +10

      At his rate of speech what you wrote would’ve taken him a month to spit out.

    • @kneegoblin4352
      @kneegoblin4352 2 года назад

      C)
      shut up

    • @erentar2002
      @erentar2002 2 года назад +14

      no your wrong he clearly said the reason was "shut up"

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 2 года назад

      The actual reason was Tolkien has a lot of mcguffins throughout his story that for the time of writing wasn't as important as it is now to write fluid lore that makes 100% sense.
      He didn't even think that far ahead because stories of his era were built with non conforming mcguffins lest the story become boring to read.

    • @JR-wj9bh
      @JR-wj9bh 2 года назад +1

      @@SH19922x sure, bro.

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 10 месяцев назад +1

    You can tell it's done by impressionist because i can actually understand what he's saying, real Tolkien have this weird pacing when he talks almost like Churchill where he'll stop randomly and then pick up the pace of what's he's saying super fast, weirdly enough it's genuinely a very proper and well articulate speech when read on paper it's just that sometimes he's talking so fast it sounded like mumbling.

  • @Roogankunanimegames
    @Roogankunanimegames Год назад +32

    The fact it took him so long to explain something so simple is such a Tolkien move.

    • @cantrips
      @cantrips Год назад +14

      Except this isn't Tolkien, it's an impersonator pulling a prank. Tolkien would have given an actual explanation. Unfortunately the poster has chosen to post the video without any explanation that it's a joke, and a lot of people seem to be taken in by it.

    • @Roogankunanimegames
      @Roogankunanimegames Год назад

      Ah gotcha. Got one on me lol@@cantrips

  • @urrrburrr
    @urrrburrr 2 года назад +195

    I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t that. Wonderfully done, J.R.R.

    • @bigguy9151
      @bigguy9151 2 года назад

      J.R.R Martin wrote Game of the Throne, not Lord of the Rings you dolt

    • @lxlMrSatan
      @lxlMrSatan 2 года назад +8

      @@bigguy9151 that's George R. R Martin.... Not JRR Tolkien.... "You dolt"

    • @bigguy9151
      @bigguy9151 2 года назад

      @@lxlMrSatan Wrong, Justin. Go read a book for once

    • @donjorge8329
      @donjorge8329 2 года назад

      Why is ignoring a simple logic question wonderul?

    • @lxlMrSatan
      @lxlMrSatan 2 года назад

      @@bigguy9151 lol okay there big guy

  • @DoubleNN
    @DoubleNN Год назад +81

    I showed this to my brother and for a while he genuinely thought this was real.

    • @AsmoAstro
      @AsmoAstro 7 месяцев назад +9

      it isn't real?

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@AsmoAstro it can be if you want it to be :)

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 месяцев назад

      Because it is real dumbo

    • @dammerunq
      @dammerunq 4 месяца назад

      Dead giveaway is that no writer stutters this much on Tolkien's caliber. Unless it is an existing medical condition.

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 4 месяца назад

      @@dammerunq these guys think its fake for some reason lol

  • @duaneronan8199
    @duaneronan8199 9 месяцев назад +1

    Personally, I had a bigger problem with the mountaintop bonfires used call for aid between Rohan & Minas Tirith. Hundreds of men trudging up & down the slopes daily, hauling the firewood & oil, staying alert, for decades without fail, any clouds or mists blinding the next fire. What an overly complex, extremely unreliable warning system. Make no mistake, I loved it in the book, and especially the movie. A stirring moment. It's called 'suspension if disbelief' in order to go along with an otherwise entertaining storyline.

  • @URProductions
    @URProductions 2 года назад +33

    Because Mordor was guarded airspace. Do people forget Sauron had airpower too?

    • @whiteknightcat
      @whiteknightcat 2 года назад +6

      So basically, for the same reason the US can't take up the Polish offer to ferry their MiG-29's into Ukraine - contested airspace.

    • @bobholtzmann
      @bobholtzmann 2 года назад

      True - the Fellowship relied its mission to Mordor on stealth - if the mission was exposed to Sauron, then it would be hopelessly lost. Sauron's Dark Tower was right next to Mount Doom, and would have had no difficulty to see the Eagles coming.

    • @whiteknightcat
      @whiteknightcat 2 года назад

      @@bobholtzmann Actually they were about 30 miles apart.

  • @anthonypitiol2503
    @anthonypitiol2503 Год назад +681

    I absolutely adore this twist on the heroes journey. The ring currupts and the stronger the being the more power the ring potentially has. That means the very weakest among us has to carry it.
    The Eagles are not just birds. They are powerful and intelligent creatures. I think the ring could potentially corrupt them.

    • @Demotruk
      @Demotruk Год назад +58

      I think it's not necessarily the weakest but the most humble, although it certainly is easier to be humble when you don't particularly excel at anything else.

    • @anthonypitiol2503
      @anthonypitiol2503 Год назад +9

      @@Demotruk yes! There is definitely a deeper nuance here for sure.

    • @spriteanon
      @spriteanon Год назад +34

      Yeah, that's the main thing. The eagles are established to be exceptionally prideful creatures. The only being they ever came to the aid of in the main books was Gandalf, and even then a bit begrudgingly, and Gandalf wasn't sure he could really rely on their either.
      Gandalf is functionally and Archangel in Tolkien's mythology, and the eagles borderline considered themselves too good to waste their time on him and his efforts to save the world.
      If you put a ringbearer on their back, that ringbearer gets dropped from cruising altitude and their corpse is getting picked for the Ring before you can finish reading the explanation of what a "hobbit hole" is at the start of the book.

    • @oddish4352
      @oddish4352 Год назад +5

      And maybe the Eagles can be affected by the ring even if they aren't carrying it directly. Tolkien could have easily come up with an explanation, had he chosen to.

    • @ragon39
      @ragon39 Год назад +32

      Not the “weakest.” The purist among them in a sense. Tom Bombadil was among the most powerful figures in the book yet the ring had no hold over him. He lacked what the needed to spread its influence.
      The hold the ring has over a person is easily attributed to strength. However, this is only a correlation not a causation. Power over the user depends on desire. Those in the book who are strong have a powerful desire to do good. The ring presses upon these feelings. Gandalf even says as much.
      The ring had a weak hold on hobbits because of their simplicity. What use does power have on someone who is content with their peaceful life? Someone who is content with their breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and supper? Someone who is content with a peaceful life?
      It’s the reason the ring had no hold over Tom Bombadil. He had, in his mind, the perfect life. A perfect wife. To take up the ring would be to settle for less.

  • @glamourweaver
    @glamourweaver 2 года назад +167

    Besides Mordor’s air defenses which many other commenters have mentioned, I’d also point out the Eagles are proud and powerful Maiar. The one carrying Frodo would have thrown him to his death to slip the ring on his talon as the new Dark Lord of the Four Winds in about six minutes. It’s the same reason Gandalf wouldn’t touch the thing.

    • @dustyak79
      @dustyak79 2 года назад +28

      Eagles have a very small IR heat signature for defense against man pads. Not to mention The orcs radar early warning systems were hindered by the mountainous terrain. Only hope of adequate defense is a Phalanx CIWS but it’s well known the Orcs installed all theirs on their ships.

    • @tarsxenomorph8845
      @tarsxenomorph8845 2 года назад +5

      @@dustyak79 Also GPS doesn't work in Mordor.

    • @dustyak79
      @dustyak79 2 года назад +14

      @@tarsxenomorph8845 Not true Elon Musk sent them starlinks with retro fitted GPS so the Hobbits have access . Only problem is they found PornHub and are kinda side tracked yet upset at the lack of adequate Dwarf/hobbit porn. I hear they are boycotting Peter Dinklage movies because his activism.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 2 года назад

      @@dustyak79 They would have needed hundreds and hundreds of R2D2 installations for the enormous perimeter of Mordor. Not workable.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 2 года назад +3

      That is the only plausible explanation I have read. Yet Bilbo had the ring when the Eagles flew him and the dwarves away from the orcs and the eagles did not act. Gandalf could have ridden along to stop such a temptation from coming to fruition.

  • @mblair5327
    @mblair5327 Месяц назад +1

    I got curious if he actually said "shut up". After a google search I found a site that confirmed it's fake.

  • @JCT1926
    @JCT1926 2 года назад +54

    1. Sauron would likely find out about the eagles when they are hundreds of miles from Mount Doom because the books make it very clear that Saruman has very effective flying spies. Other birds would surely notice a horse sized eagle or an entire army of horse sized eagles. If not a flying spy, then perhaps a watcher on the mountains surrounding Mordor since a number of creatures in LOTR can see at an incredibly long distance. Or, maybe most likely, Sauron's eye would itself spot the eagles.
    2. In the book by the time Frodo and Sam enter Mordor, Sauron has MULTIPLE armies surrounding Mount Doom. Indeed, the only reason these armies ever move away from Mount Doom, allowing Sam and Frodo to finish their task, is because of a very long sequence of events including Gondor marching to the entrance of Mordor in order to challenge Sauron.
    3. Long story short, if Sauron finds out about the eagles and guesses Gandalf's plan, by the time the eagles get to mount doom it will be surrounded by one or more armies, potentially nazgul, and god knows what other monsters and magic. What are the eagles going to do, then? How are the eagles going to land on top of an army? Or would the eagles instead try to throw Frodo into the mountain like a grenade? Maybe Frodo will try to Tom Brady the ring into The Cracks of Doom?

    • @JCT1926
      @JCT1926 2 года назад +6

      There are other obvious problems to the fly the ring to Mordor theory such as a. The Eagles being corrupted by the ring b. The Eagles being unwilling to fly Frodo c. I'm not sure if an eagle can fly hundreds of miles without rest in LOTR, much less while carrying a passenger.
      Some people will also say that The Eagles should have given The Fellowship a head start. This is a problem because the whole secrecy thing will be blown if one of Sauron or Saruman's many spies catches the presumably pretty obvious giant eagle convoy. I can buy maybe that the fellowship could have been flown to Lothlorien, maybe, but there's really nowhere else in Middle Earth further east of Rivendell that would even be safe for the ring once the eagles land.

    • @avatar19822
      @avatar19822 2 года назад

      The eagles could have at least flown them most of the way there then.

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 2 года назад +1

      But Sauron never thought anyone would try to destroy the ring. All he would know is that there were eagles flying around. Spies on the ground would not see the hobbits on their backs. Sauron would not know they meant to invade his land until they did so. And then he would not suspect they were headed to destroy the ring. He would not know until they landed at Mount Doom and then it would be far too late.

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 2 года назад +2

      @@avatar19822 without being seen at some point? Highly unlikely. And how pray tell would they call them up in the first place? Gwaihir met Gandalf by random chance. They don't have smart phones in Middle Earth. This idea of just ring up the Eagles is such a product of modern minds poisoned by instant communication abilities.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 2 года назад +3

      "Or, maybe most likely, Sauron's eye would itself spot the eagles."
      I haven't read the books but I can believe this bit here and accept it as ample reason. On a clear enough day I can see planes flying tens of thousands of feet overhead. Spotting a flock, or flight, of Pegasus-sized birds just a couple of thousand feet in the air wouldn't be too difficult.
      Throw in all those other reasons and anyone can see why it was done the way it was.

  • @thephilosophersrant1552
    @thephilosophersrant1552 Год назад +102

    I love this so much! The more I find out about Tolkien personally the more I love him.

    • @numberonedad
      @numberonedad Год назад +3

      yeah sounds like a real nice guy

    • @achal_urankar
      @achal_urankar Год назад +2

      was this real? tolkien actually said this?

    • @Lindy_Enalya
      @Lindy_Enalya Год назад +5

      Probably AI.

    • @thephilosophersrant1552
      @thephilosophersrant1552 Год назад +22

      @@achal_urankar Apparently it is fake. Not A.I. but an impersonation by the creator of the video. although I really wish he did say it, because the whole Eagle thing is a ridiculously stupid idea.
      Let's take this ring, an object that could destroy the entire world, fly it right to the guy who will use it to destroy the world. And do so in the most obvious and, "HERE LOOK AT ME!" way possible. Not to mention the land of Mordor was kept in perpetual darkness via black clouds generated by Sauron. So you would have to fly in low. You know in range of countless orcs, goblins, and trolls with bows, arrows, spears, trebuchets, and FELL BEASTS! Not to mention the whole all seeing, magical, eye on top of the giant tower acting as radar.
      Not to mention, Sauron had a Palantir, a stone that allowed the user to see virtually anywhere in Arda. The only defense against it was the fact Sauron didn't know where to look. But if you fly in the sky with a bunch of Eagles, carrying an object Sauron, the Ring Wraiths, and probably the Mouth of Sauron could all sense when it was close would make using this particular ability of the Palantir a lot easier to use.

    • @crs2385
      @crs2385 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Lindy_Enalya It's not AI

  • @petehobson1054
    @petehobson1054 Год назад +1198

    Can you imagine how disappointing the story would have been if they had?
    "They shall be called the Fellowship of the Ring."
    The newly formed fellowship followed Gandalf to the edge of Rivendel's great mountains, where huge eagles were perched waiting to aid the brave travellers.
    Nervously, Frodo and his Shire kin looked up at the grand, majestic creatures. They were helped onto the beasts and, with a deafening flap of might wings, the Fellowship took off and headed for the dark lands of Mordor and it's Mount Doom.
    When they were above the firey mountain, Frodo dropped the ring down into its molten birthplace where the Fellowship watched it disolve and the eye of Sauron explode.
    They then flew back in time for tea.
    "What a great adventure!" Fodo said with a smile.
    "It sure was, Mr. Frodo." Sam replied with a chuckle.
    The End.
    Mind you, Peter Jackson could have still made a trilogy out of it!!

    • @RevanReborn3950BBY
      @RevanReborn3950BBY Год назад +84

      If that last bit is referring to the hobbit trilogy, I would like to mention that it was Warner Bros who demanded a trilogy

    • @SvanMagic
      @SvanMagic Год назад +35

      @@RevanReborn3950BBY Yeah Jackson originally resigned because they wanted him to do two movies. Then the director he chose resigned, so he had to do it.
      Then WB wanted a trilogy and of course ruined the Hobbit.

    • @cryptosporidium01
      @cryptosporidium01 Год назад +31

      Yup. How to train your giant eagle the trilogy

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur Год назад +3

      sometimes, the simplest and fastest solution is the best one.

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima Год назад +7

      Yeah but with less spelling and grammatical errors.

  • @LordSiravant
    @LordSiravant 9 месяцев назад +1

    There's several reasons. Sauron would have seen them coming and had the Nazgul intercept them on their Fell Beasts. Sauron controls Mordor's weather and could potentially zap them out of the sky with lightning, as they are a far cry from their dragonslaying ancestors. They are not immune to arrows and Sauron has tens of thousands of archers manning his defenses. And finally, the Ring would be able to affect them as well.

  • @RainintheBrain
    @RainintheBrain 2 года назад +372

    Lots of reasons to not use the eagles.
    1. The dark lord commands dragons who could take them down.
    2. The eagles could be corrupted by the one ring
    3. Eagles are not beasts of burden like horses. They don't just do what people tell them.

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 2 года назад +8

      Maybe they could have taken them halfway there?

    • @endymionthemightymasterofm9600
      @endymionthemightymasterofm9600 2 года назад +37

      The eagles are not Bon Jovi

    • @ricardocastillo5485
      @ricardocastillo5485 2 года назад +33

      This is true but especially 3). They're not Disney animals existing for the benefit of humans. They have free will and their own concerns and affairs. The only reason they help Gandalf at all was because he rehabbed their king when he was shot with an arrow.

    • @kjsdpgijn
      @kjsdpgijn 2 года назад +8

      Additionally, the eagles were fighting Sauron in the north at the time too.
      Also, beast of burden was Rolling Stones, so can confirm that it isn't the Eagles' thing :)

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 2 года назад +13

      The Dark Lord did not command any dragons, at least not during the events of the trilogy. Smaug was the last known living dragon (and was also the smallest of the dragons). The steeds of the ring wraiths, fellbeasts, are a concoction of Sauron's. If Sauron had had command of any dragons, he would've absolutely used them to burn his enemies to the ground. And since Smaug was an exception to most dragons missing a single one of his impenetrable scales, a dragon in service of the Dark Lord would've been almost unstoppable.

  • @fitzofpassion
    @fitzofpassion 2 года назад +13

    You know, I never thought of it that way. This has opened up so many new questions and answered a few of my life’s deepest mysteries at the same time. What a find! Tolkien certainly was a giant among men. Thank you for this.

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 года назад +42

    This is the single greatest video on the entire internet.
    You cant change my mind.
    Its perfect. It has everything you ever want from a video.
    Immersive through the entire way and a brilliant pay off.
    11/10 definitely will watch again

    • @grogdizzy5814
      @grogdizzy5814 2 года назад +4

      Except it doesn't have any actual video...

  • @harvey_birdman4455
    @harvey_birdman4455 5 месяцев назад

    im not sure if you remember people but Mordor AKA the Land of the Dark has countless Nazgul patrolling the borders and the center aswell, not to mention the eye

  • @ethanarnold4441
    @ethanarnold4441 2 года назад +6

    I don't care whose voice this actually is. I laughed my ASS off when he said "shut up."

  • @NintendoDude360
    @NintendoDude360 2 года назад +212

    one of my earlier guesses on why they didnt fly the eagles to mordor was the possibility of sauron anticipating something like this move from the valar, so he would have had his orcs construct some anti-air weapon. the other explanation is that the eagles are also mirar spirits. and they can be easily tempted by the ring. the ring seems to love the attention of big and powerful creatures because it knew it can use them as puppets to finish what saruon started.
    the whole point of lord of the rings is to tell a tale about trial and triumpth from non-magical creatures. if you let the valar, wizards, or galadriel take center stage and finish shit up, it makes the rest of the people feel weak and have no actual impact, especially when our main characters are human, a lone elf, dwarf, and a hobbit.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 2 года назад +25

      Actually the Eagles being easily-tempted and a security liability would be a valid reason to only use them when the Ring is out of the picture

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 2 года назад +3

      The idea of an Orc basically doing the Hind D fight from Metal Gear in Lord of The Rings is hilarious

    • @CaptDingDong
      @CaptDingDong 2 года назад

      Two reasons: 1- Of course Sauron had an anti-air weapon, hidden in plain sight--the EYE of Sauron, that big burning "Eat At Evil's" sign at his tower. The Eye would have seen the eagles coming, and summoned all troops or beasts at his disposal in order to bring them down. Or, the Eye may have had an energy blast capability, to disintegrate them outright upon their approach. 2- The eagles, being powerful, would have succumbed to the power of the One Ring even faster, and besides, how could you fit one inside Mount Doom?

    • @Andystuff800
      @Andystuff800 2 года назад +1

      They had highly advanced anti-air weapons called arrows.

    • @Dankschon
      @Dankschon 2 года назад +5

      As a Catholic Tolkien certainly took his inspiration to write the LOTR and its lore out of the Bible but there's this one verse in particular that stands out - The book of 1Corinthians 27-29.
      27 But God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; 28 God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are, 29 so that no human being[b] might boast in the presence of God.

  • @eyb0ss317
    @eyb0ss317 2 года назад +80

    I always answered this question totally differently. Not that the eagles just couldn’t do it, or didn’t want to, or were too big a target with the nazgul around. It seemed to me that the real risk of just flying the ring to mordor was that once you entered the inner circle of Sauron’s influence, where the ring was closest to being found, it became almost impossible for the ring bearer to willingly throw it into mount doom, which is why it was so important for gollum to attack Frodo at the last moment, throwing the ring and himself into the lava

    • @matthewosterman9030
      @matthewosterman9030 2 года назад

      Yea this makes the most sense. It’s the equivalent of going loud, Nazgûl would be up your ass and Sauron would forsure know where your coming from an astute observation

    • @MaYstruction
      @MaYstruction Год назад

      Also, Gwaihir is basically a Maiar and as corruptable as Gandalf. He would be super powerful with the ring and it would probably get into his head.

  • @wdwtx2.0
    @wdwtx2.0 Месяц назад

    Love the answer.
    Short, sweet, to the point.

  • @isaacwest276
    @isaacwest276 2 года назад +44

    People mentioned arrows, but the reason that came to me immediately that others have come up with is the Nazgul's ease in spotting the Eagles and using their Fell Beasts to attack them. My favorite reason has to be what's pinned though.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 2 года назад +1

      Thank you for pointing that out.
      I had to think about that for a second. 😄

    • @RorySinn
      @RorySinn 2 года назад

      Eagles beat the shit out of the Nazgul easy at the end of ROTK, knocked them out of the sky just for the fun of it

  • @elssir1537
    @elssir1537 2 года назад +1716

    And there Mr. Tolkien once again proved his genius and story telling skills no other human being is capable off.
    Edit: For those of you with computer instead of brain not capable of understanding a joke: My above comment was ment as a light hearted jokeyish comment. Not a real statement. Just commneting on the answer in the video. So please leave your tomahawks burried down. I understand my attempt to be funny was probably bad as most of you took my statement as politely as Catholic church the statement that Earth is round and spinning.... But please try to resist the urge to 1)lecture, 2)attack, 3)trash talk. If you dislike Tolkien it is your right to do so. But there is no need to post it under every comment there. Go and write your own story. If it's going to be better I will gladly buy and read it. Thank you.

    • @ChristianProtossDragoon
      @ChristianProtossDragoon 2 года назад +22

      Meh. He is an awful story teller. But great world crafter.

    • @Ryan79345
      @Ryan79345 2 года назад +40

      @@ChristianProtossDragoon how is he awful?

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 2 года назад +70

      @@Ryan79345 You just took the bait

    • @Ryan79345
      @Ryan79345 2 года назад +15

      @@adonisadmirer2752 oops

    • @nepdisc3722
      @nepdisc3722 2 года назад

      off lmao

  • @redsoxu571
    @redsoxu571 2 года назад +127

    I always found it amusing that people found this to be a plot "hole", in that we can imagine dozens of solid explanations. Just because we don't know the one that is THE answer doesn't mean there isn't one.
    Anyways, the books themselves imply the answer. One of the themes of the story, particularly regarding the war element, is the power of information. Sauron has a huge information advantage thanks to the Palantirs, for example, and his effectiveness suffers when his information becomes weaker. Aragorn even reveals himself to the enemy specifically because the knowledge of the return of the would-be king would distract Sauron. Naturally, keeping the knowledge of the effort to destroy the ring hidden was paramount, and we can easily imagine that Sauron would have had many ways to stop any effort to fly into Mordor once he became aware of what was happening (as he surely would determine quickly).

    • @RockKeits
      @RockKeits 2 года назад +8

      Don’t forget that Sarumon had figured out they had the ring and tried to steal it for himself and also didn’t share that information with Sauron. It also goes to show that you really can’t trust someone willing to stab someone else in the back, they done it once they’ll do it again. No pun intended.

    • @wojak-sensei6424
      @wojak-sensei6424 2 года назад +11

      They seem to be treating the quest itself as a technicality. Throw ring in big mountain and go boom, easy right? Never mind that this mountain is right next to the big bad, entire armies are at Mordor that aren't just Orcs, and it was mostly thanks to Aragorn and the last stand of man acting as a distraction that Frodo and Sam managed to reach Mount Doom without Sauron or his armies noticing. If you really think about it, one really does not simply walk into Mordor. Heed the words of Ned Stark, boys.

    • @machineofadream
      @machineofadream Год назад +2

      I find that it is often the case when people talk about plot holes that they are just trying too hard. There's usually a good explanation available for why something isn't a hole. Sometimes there are legitimate plot holes, but then you have things like this. The entire point of sending Frodo and Sam alone was to draw attention away from their quest. I agree with you fully.

    • @yellowhazeproductions
      @yellowhazeproductions Год назад +2

      Sauron when he sees big birds flying into his realm, carrying the heir of Ilsildur, Gandalf the Maia, dwarves he tried to tempt, and hobbits from the place that Gollum revealed to him 🔥👁🔥

  • @ash7324
    @ash7324 Месяц назад

    Sauron had procured several Iron Dome C-RAM systems from the United States, Tolkien covered this in his letters.