Lady Salome Pees like a broken Faucet Desuwa [NIJISANJI / ENG SUB]

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2022
  • Spraying elegantly desuwa!
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    • 【おバイオ7】BIOHAZARD 7 ✦ を...
    ‪@HyakumantenbaraSalome‬
    A commoner who longs to be a real lady. Her hair and voice tone are both natural.
    The self-promotion section on her resume:
    "With my cheerful personality and smile, I am confident I can make customers feel comfortable with my service.
    #desuwa #salome #nijisanji #にじさんじ切り抜き #壱百満天原サロメ #ですわ #vtuber #english #residentevil #residentevil7 #re7
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Комментарии • 375

  • @ozarazil5745
    @ozarazil5745 2 года назад +1340

    If she ends the sentences in desuwa she'll always be seiso no matter what she says, it's like lifting the pinky

    • @followyourheart2709
      @followyourheart2709 2 года назад +75

      so if I give someone the middle finger while raising my pinky it would still be seiso... tried it and it was quite hard

    • @ozarazil5745
      @ozarazil5745 2 года назад +26

      @@followyourheart2709 Seiso guarantee

    • @XXP6933
      @XXP6933 2 года назад +14

      Desuwane

    • @incontinentiabuttocks6416
      @incontinentiabuttocks6416 2 года назад

      @@followyourheart2709 or drive by shooting while lifting pinky finger

    • @norumai
      @norumai 2 года назад +4

      Wait, I did it so easily WTF. Looks and feels weird though.

  • @ImwetforADOsgrowl
    @ImwetforADOsgrowl 2 года назад +1135

    She puts blasting effort even in peeing.
    Sasuga Salome-sama.

    • @Meonium
      @Meonium 2 года назад +16

      Looks like Ollie found her rival in peeing

    • @mikuramsay
      @mikuramsay 2 года назад +3

      @@Meonium roberu too

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 2 года назад +2395

    Lady Salome is quite the character, she may look like a lady and have lady-like mannerisms, but she has no filter and goes into vibrant details, even in topics like her bathroom activities. Do we know her backstory, I feel like this will be a big thing, lol.

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 2 года назад +274

      Ollie: "I peed like a Charge Rifle"

    • @omnizenn4559
      @omnizenn4559 2 года назад +138

      I'm not sure whether this is true or not, but I remember reading somewhere that Japanese folk are less bothered by bathroom talk compared to folk in the US. This clip and the other cat girl from Nijisanji JP branch that streamed while on the toilet is making me believe it's accurate. That or these people are just wild

    • @Hungry_God
      @Hungry_God 2 года назад +196

      isn't her whole character a NEET who is acting like an oujo sama?

    • @omnizenn4559
      @omnizenn4559 2 года назад +17

      @Kurocon I've been in the rabbit hole for a few years now but I've never heard of any other vtuber streaming while on the toilet lmao. I dont speak Japanese so I dont know much about Salome yet, she's already on the same level as the cat girl?

    • @orewaren8549
      @orewaren8549 2 года назад +23

      @@omnizenn4559 gura streaming while on the bathtub is the nearest thing we’ll have

  • @PussyHunter-qh5jq
    @PussyHunter-qh5jq 2 года назад +314

    Hentai artists: "Write that down, write that down desuwa!"

  • @user-fo7qm4qj5r
    @user-fo7qm4qj5r 2 года назад +117

    「お花摘みに行ってまいりますわぁ」ではなく「おしっこ行ってまいりますわぁ」あたり庶民感あって好き

  • @user-cu1nt7nw7l
    @user-cu1nt7nw7l 2 года назад +1034

    タイトルwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • @SteelRatVT
    @SteelRatVT 2 года назад +639

    Not only the term "idol meeting" does not exist for her, she just KEEPs going!

    • @KhryausOHowl
      @KhryausOHowl 2 года назад +103

      Well you see, nijisanji weren't idols to begin with

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 2 года назад +53

      Tbf I don't believe there is any idol culture tied to nijisanji so it wouldn't be used, unlike hololive

    • @squiffy_student229
      @squiffy_student229 2 года назад +4

      @@the_seeker.entity9206 *yagoo "ホロライブ" flashbacks*

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana 2 года назад +7

      @@KhryausOHowl Hololive wasn't either, just Sora

    • @KhryausOHowl
      @KhryausOHowl 2 года назад +9

      @@DestroyedArkana I'm pretty sure Yagoo's initial vision of hololive was an idol group similar to AKB48

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 2 года назад +596

    1:09 Lmao, I'm surprised her friend responded in kind, they must be similar to each other.

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 2 года назад +89

      They both had a dangerous amount of coffee in one day and peed together. First impressions dictate they share a brain cell.

    • @kenjiolarte8130
      @kenjiolarte8130 2 года назад +18

      That's a true friend

    • @Phoenix1024
      @Phoenix1024 2 года назад

      You are everywhere lol

  • @VDHFilms
    @VDHFilms 2 года назад +197

    At this point, she's become the literal definition of "don't judge a book by its cover"

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 2 года назад

      I mean... With that name... Nah it's pretty accurate.

    • @venomous2die4
      @venomous2die4 2 года назад

      Don't judge an Ojou-sama by her drill curled hair!

  • @BeastOrGod
    @BeastOrGod 2 года назад +181

    Her baka ojousama energy is so spot on, it's insane.

    • @rin0847
      @rin0847 2 года назад +3

      ah nice
      Baka ojou-sama
      doesnt know ill need this

    • @winter9348
      @winter9348 2 года назад +1

      Baka ojou sama needs to be a tag fr

    • @rin0847
      @rin0847 2 года назад +1

      @@winter9348 yuss

    • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
      @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 2 года назад +2

      I haven't slept in 3 days and read this as "Barack Obama energy" and I was just fully willing to accept that.

  • @Kryptick_88
    @Kryptick_88 2 года назад +138

    I like her ladylike yet unfiltered way of telling her experiences. So much enthusiasm!

  • @hiimapop7755
    @hiimapop7755 2 года назад +25

    Lady Salome is like a maiden that was finally able to see the outside world after reading about it in her family's library since she was a kid. She speaks like a noble, but talks about the most absurd topics with extreme fascination.

  • @user-qp7lz6vr9y
    @user-qp7lz6vr9y 2 года назад +17

    お花摘むどころかトイレ行きたい、でもなく「おしっこ」連呼なのさすが(お嬢様に憧れる)一般市民だわ

  • @kairou_mikael
    @kairou_mikael 2 года назад +52

    the way she tells her story is just *insert monocle guy here* elegant, just pure elegance

  • @headphonics3052
    @headphonics3052 2 года назад +39

    I find her bluntness and lack of filter very refreshing. Even if I often find out things I did not need to know

  • @VodkamanBR
    @VodkamanBR 2 года назад +173

    So, Salome the broken faucet and Ollie the charge rifle

    • @thegemguy1334
      @thegemguy1334 2 года назад +15

      Also Roberu the Knuckle Cluster.

    • @indiexanna
      @indiexanna 2 года назад +9

      Ollie : "Charge rifle here"
      Salome : "Got a hop up here, shatter caps"

    • @REDDAWNproject
      @REDDAWNproject 2 года назад

      @@thegemguy1334 how do you pee like a knuckle cluster?! You pee in a condom with holes in it?

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 2 года назад +74

    Ollie: "Finally, a worthy opponent, our pissing contest will be legendary!!"

  • @SeamTressGaming
    @SeamTressGaming 2 года назад +31

    Ollie's competitor

  • @OmegaRedX
    @OmegaRedX 2 года назад +30

    Truly the most refined lady on earth.

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 2 года назад +55

    Other vtubers: "idol meeting"
    Salome: I piss like a broken faucet desuwa~

    • @jiancarlosem6184
      @jiancarlosem6184 2 года назад +1

      They're Livers not idols

    • @jzesu9889
      @jzesu9889 2 года назад +9

      @@jiancarlosem6184 You could say the Liver's Liver is about to burst.

    • @jiancarlosem6184
      @jiancarlosem6184 2 года назад

      @@jzesu9889 good one mate

    • @ransan
      @ransan 2 года назад

      Charge rifle

  • @soldatdaniels8738
    @soldatdaniels8738 2 года назад +16

    ...I....did not expect this unfiltered story. I love it

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 2 года назад +75

    0:43 did she faqing dab 😆

  • @randy_hato
    @randy_hato 2 года назад +14

    other idols - oh i was at the idol meeting
    olli - I was pissing like a rifle
    salome - I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE PISSING DESU WA~

  • @jeffreylmAu
    @jeffreylmAu 2 года назад +14

    -> Ojousan wannabe
    -> speaks in the most clumsy japanese possible to be polite desuwa
    -> "i just went to pee and i peed so much"

  • @josuazeroo2011
    @josuazeroo2011 2 года назад +38

    This is why Hentainekopara Salome is a huge hit. When you think that NijiEN is already unfiltered enough, but then there's her lol

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 года назад

      Salome still has nothing on the SKB club, but we have plenty of time yet...

  • @DeadKavaiol
    @DeadKavaiol 2 года назад +2

    Lady Niagara falls

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 2 года назад +23

    Why whenever she told a story it feels like I'm also seeing what she was talking about. That's how good she is on story telling. 😂

  • @user-cj4bt7mb6c
    @user-cj4bt7mb6c 2 года назад +1

    「おしっこが壊れた蛇口みたいにジャージャー出ましたわ❗」
    お嬢様が、「おしっこが、馬鹿みたいにドバドバ出ましたわ❗」
    というよりいいですわね❗

  • @captainthunderbolt7541
    @captainthunderbolt7541 2 года назад +1

    Peak Idol content!

  • @thespaghettiman3821
    @thespaghettiman3821 2 года назад +5

    I love her

  • @GiM-QX-
    @GiM-QX- 2 года назад +4

    サロメちゃんはなんでも「お」をつけるから「おしっこ」なら「おおしっこ」になっちゃうのか...?なっちゃった...

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +9

    10/10 title. First a certain zombie pees like charge rifle. Now Salome Ojou too
    She has no filter. Sasuga Nijisanji desuwa!! xD

  • @Tyhros
    @Tyhros 2 года назад +1

    Idol Meeting ❌
    Idol Convention ✅

  • @flashflare2833
    @flashflare2833 2 года назад +3

    From the expressions for everything definitely nijisanji

  • @dangerburger3158
    @dangerburger3158 2 года назад +1

    True idol.

  • @user-wr4or7ox5p
    @user-wr4or7ox5p 2 года назад +1

    封印されしエクゾディアのコラ画像のやつwww

  • @shiGeru4213
    @shiGeru4213 2 года назад +1

    サムネよwww

  • @Yasviele
    @Yasviele 2 года назад +29

    Look How Hard I pee Desuwa jpg

  • @Mecha_Marv
    @Mecha_Marv 2 года назад +3

    What a Lady my lads.

  • @Srelathon
    @Srelathon 2 года назад +1

    Ollie would be proud

  • @venomous2die4
    @venomous2die4 2 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Brain-mouth filter: Aaight, I'm out!

  • @user-xw8rn3wi2e
    @user-xw8rn3wi2e 2 года назад +1

    お嬢様がおしっこ連呼すなw

  • @some-gneiss-schist
    @some-gneiss-schist 2 года назад +3

    The 'check out how hard i can pee' meme was for this XDDD

  • @Akiorinn
    @Akiorinn 2 года назад +2

    This awakened my wild minds so bad.

  • @DateMasamuneFan69
    @DateMasamuneFan69 2 года назад +2

    mother of my children

  • @OrochiVegeta07
    @OrochiVegeta07 2 года назад +1

    damn desuwa!!!

  • @fauzan-sama2553
    @fauzan-sama2553 2 года назад +1

    write that down

  • @relchan489
    @relchan489 2 года назад

    This vtuber is gold

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 2 года назад +2

    That's quite the visual imagination she's giving us by saying it was like a broken faucet

  • @jason620362
    @jason620362 2 года назад +1

    I used too much internet today

  • @youraverageguy8431
    @youraverageguy8431 2 года назад +3

    Charged rifle to broken faucet: "Finally a worthy opponent"

  • @kamimiyawayo
    @kamimiyawayo 2 года назад +1

    JP:コーヒーって本当に利尿作用があるんですわね〜。
    EN:coffee is truly diuretic.
    私の英語力がこれまた一つ上がりましたわ❤️

  • @kuromimi_rinn
    @kuromimi_rinn 2 года назад +1

    蛇口の中の星型?みたいな部品が無くなるとブワァ!ってなるよね

  • @101Meeko101
    @101Meeko101 2 года назад +3

    That the most unladylike thing done very ladylike XD

  • @notinusesoon4975
    @notinusesoon4975 2 года назад +2

    they are bringing the golden shower trend back, and they are not evening trying

  • @JohnWick-rh1zz
    @JohnWick-rh1zz 2 года назад +2

    First charge rifle then a knuckle cluster now a broke faucet,sasuga ojou

  • @user-bh3ic1pr5u
    @user-bh3ic1pr5u 2 года назад +1

    サムネバキュームすぎるwwwwwwwwwwww
    主のセンスすこ

  • @Astrodgirl
    @Astrodgirl 2 года назад +5

    ww thank you for translation I wish I understood enough Japanese to watch her streams while knowing what she says,, I never knew coffee makes it like that 😭

  • @opaio.1
    @opaio.1 2 года назад +2

    じょんじょろじょんじょろじょろじょろじょろじょろ×100くらい?

  • @Sleepy_pug
    @Sleepy_pug 2 года назад +1

    This title is the best thing ever

  • @L_scarletS
    @L_scarletS 2 года назад

    めちゃめちゃ懐かしい画像w

  • @Ekusupuroshon
    @Ekusupuroshon 2 года назад +4

    Sasuga Salome Ojou-sama, she even puts all of her effort when peeing

  • @YukiiSahashi
    @YukiiSahashi 2 года назад +2

    Had coffee today. Can confirm it comes out like broken faucet.

  • @rumresin5196
    @rumresin5196 2 года назад

    I really love her character , bakaojousama desuwa ♥

  • @cahyadhiprayogo2752
    @cahyadhiprayogo2752 2 года назад

    Your thumbnail sold me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-bc8fd9ww4q
    @user-bc8fd9ww4q 2 года назад

    いやお嬢様…

  • @bluedestiny2710
    @bluedestiny2710 2 года назад +15

    Salome: This must be what a broken faucet is like desuwa ...O.O
    Ollie: ... friend???
    Edit: i forgot the all important desuwa... im ashamed T_T

  • @wj220
    @wj220 2 года назад +2

    a cafe an ojou and a pee, just Inseparable

  • @daebaksiot5154
    @daebaksiot5154 2 года назад +1

    My mind desuwa

  • @98062512
    @98062512 2 года назад +1

    chotto mate!! ojou sama!?

  • @Anti3D-0
    @Anti3D-0 2 года назад +1

    And now we wait for the artists to make their move

  • @galaxyriderx51
    @galaxyriderx51 2 года назад +3

    Chat : Excuse me ... Lady we're the one suppose to be the degen here

  • @Paladinsabre
    @Paladinsabre 2 года назад +1

    The lady we all deserve

  • @chitoge4321
    @chitoge4321 2 года назад

    desuwa

  • @Fulikia
    @Fulikia 2 года назад

    Ollie found a new friend

  • @Greenbit5721
    @Greenbit5721 2 года назад

    I love how she's just
    _anyway_

  • @horobimasyo
    @horobimasyo 2 года назад +1

    めっちゃ主張してて草

  • @PixxxelWizard
    @PixxxelWizard 2 года назад

    Based desuwa.

  • @matthewkeen6281
    @matthewkeen6281 2 года назад

    nice.

  • @daiekimashin
    @daiekimashin 2 года назад +1

    Suipiss MK2

  • @mirzaiscandle
    @mirzaiscandle 2 года назад +66

    man. having a pee fetish in this community is really hard sometimes

  • @suckapunch565
    @suckapunch565 2 года назад +1

    Peeing like a broken faucet? Yeah, I feel that.
    I know sometimes it feels like you're a Charge Rifle from Apex Legends and you go BZZZZT- BOOM!

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 2 года назад

    As expected of a high class lady, she really knows how to be in vivid detail.

  • @AK-zi2rg
    @AK-zi2rg 2 года назад +1

    Ollie finally has a worthy opponent.

  • @Megukagi
    @Megukagi 2 года назад

    She went "yo check out how hard I can pee"

  • @exoz6771
    @exoz6771 2 года назад +1

    Ollie charge rifle : finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!!!

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 2 года назад +2

    1:03
    Korone: Jar jar Binks bwoom

  • @haeqhall3253
    @haeqhall3253 2 года назад

    GO Brrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @Kalatash
    @Kalatash 2 года назад

    0:44 < MGS alert noise >

  • @Panster7
    @Panster7 2 года назад +1

    The road to become ojou-sama is going well I see

  • @01_M1ku_39
    @01_M1ku_39 2 года назад +1

    E L E G A N C E Desuwa~ 🤣

  • @oHNyoo
    @oHNyoo 2 года назад +1

    Holy fck the context to this title is amazing.. 😂👌🏻

  • @romanterry7215
    @romanterry7215 2 года назад +1

    The Ojou-sama type truly is S-Tier

  • @anastudioofficial
    @anastudioofficial 2 года назад

    Idol Meeting desuwa

  • @mersilvaureus1525
    @mersilvaureus1525 2 года назад +1

    Yup. Definitely Nijisanji.

  • @Ray-df1zu
    @Ray-df1zu 2 года назад

    This lady really not filter it alll......and thats why people like her🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kaimine08
    @Kaimine08 2 года назад +1

    Meanwhile Ollie: CHARGE RIFLE!

  • @primrose5765
    @primrose5765 2 года назад +1

    LMAO Ojou friend also said "it did! x2"
    so funnyyyyyy

  • @diohanafianto
    @diohanafianto 2 года назад

    Such unlady talking

  • @nova1153
    @nova1153 2 года назад

    No antojar primer aviso