Lady Salome Pees like a broken Faucet Desuwa [NIJISANJI / ENG SUB]
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2022
- Spraying elegantly desuwa!
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@HyakumantenbaraSalome
A commoner who longs to be a real lady. Her hair and voice tone are both natural.
The self-promotion section on her resume:
"With my cheerful personality and smile, I am confident I can make customers feel comfortable with my service.
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If she ends the sentences in desuwa she'll always be seiso no matter what she says, it's like lifting the pinky
so if I give someone the middle finger while raising my pinky it would still be seiso... tried it and it was quite hard
@@followyourheart2709 Seiso guarantee
Desuwane
@@followyourheart2709 or drive by shooting while lifting pinky finger
Wait, I did it so easily WTF. Looks and feels weird though.
She puts blasting effort even in peeing.
Sasuga Salome-sama.
Looks like Ollie found her rival in peeing
@@Meonium roberu too
Lady Salome is quite the character, she may look like a lady and have lady-like mannerisms, but she has no filter and goes into vibrant details, even in topics like her bathroom activities. Do we know her backstory, I feel like this will be a big thing, lol.
Ollie: "I peed like a Charge Rifle"
I'm not sure whether this is true or not, but I remember reading somewhere that Japanese folk are less bothered by bathroom talk compared to folk in the US. This clip and the other cat girl from Nijisanji JP branch that streamed while on the toilet is making me believe it's accurate. That or these people are just wild
isn't her whole character a NEET who is acting like an oujo sama?
@Kurocon I've been in the rabbit hole for a few years now but I've never heard of any other vtuber streaming while on the toilet lmao. I dont speak Japanese so I dont know much about Salome yet, she's already on the same level as the cat girl?
@@omnizenn4559 gura streaming while on the bathtub is the nearest thing we’ll have
Hentai artists: "Write that down, write that down desuwa!"
Rules 34 artists: your are making this too easy for us.
😳😩😭💀
Tag: Squirting
「お花摘みに行ってまいりますわぁ」ではなく「おしっこ行ってまいりますわぁ」あたり庶民感あって好き
タイトルwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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lol yeah the thumbnail was so funny too
Any one else having trouble seeing the comments
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Not only the term "idol meeting" does not exist for her, she just KEEPs going!
Well you see, nijisanji weren't idols to begin with
Tbf I don't believe there is any idol culture tied to nijisanji so it wouldn't be used, unlike hololive
@@the_seeker.entity9206 *yagoo "ホロライブ" flashbacks*
@@KhryausOHowl Hololive wasn't either, just Sora
@@DestroyedArkana I'm pretty sure Yagoo's initial vision of hololive was an idol group similar to AKB48
1:09 Lmao, I'm surprised her friend responded in kind, they must be similar to each other.
They both had a dangerous amount of coffee in one day and peed together. First impressions dictate they share a brain cell.
That's a true friend
You are everywhere lol
At this point, she's become the literal definition of "don't judge a book by its cover"
I mean... With that name... Nah it's pretty accurate.
Don't judge an Ojou-sama by her drill curled hair!
Her baka ojousama energy is so spot on, it's insane.
ah nice
Baka ojou-sama
doesnt know ill need this
Baka ojou sama needs to be a tag fr
@@winter9348 yuss
I haven't slept in 3 days and read this as "Barack Obama energy" and I was just fully willing to accept that.
I like her ladylike yet unfiltered way of telling her experiences. So much enthusiasm!
Lady Salome is like a maiden that was finally able to see the outside world after reading about it in her family's library since she was a kid. She speaks like a noble, but talks about the most absurd topics with extreme fascination.
お花摘むどころかトイレ行きたい、でもなく「おしっこ」連呼なのさすが(お嬢様に憧れる)一般市民だわ
the way she tells her story is just *insert monocle guy here* elegant, just pure elegance
I find her bluntness and lack of filter very refreshing. Even if I often find out things I did not need to know
So, Salome the broken faucet and Ollie the charge rifle
Also Roberu the Knuckle Cluster.
Ollie : "Charge rifle here"
Salome : "Got a hop up here, shatter caps"
@@thegemguy1334 how do you pee like a knuckle cluster?! You pee in a condom with holes in it?
Ollie: "Finally, a worthy opponent, our pissing contest will be legendary!!"
Ollie's competitor
Truly the most refined lady on earth.
Other vtubers: "idol meeting"
Salome: I piss like a broken faucet desuwa~
They're Livers not idols
@@jiancarlosem6184 You could say the Liver's Liver is about to burst.
@@jzesu9889 good one mate
Charge rifle
...I....did not expect this unfiltered story. I love it
0:43 did she faqing dab 😆
I guess, she did yes
other idols - oh i was at the idol meeting
olli - I was pissing like a rifle
salome - I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE PISSING DESU WA~
-> Ojousan wannabe
-> speaks in the most clumsy japanese possible to be polite desuwa
-> "i just went to pee and i peed so much"
This is why Hentainekopara Salome is a huge hit. When you think that NijiEN is already unfiltered enough, but then there's her lol
Salome still has nothing on the SKB club, but we have plenty of time yet...
Lady Niagara falls
Why whenever she told a story it feels like I'm also seeing what she was talking about. That's how good she is on story telling. 😂
「おしっこが壊れた蛇口みたいにジャージャー出ましたわ❗」
お嬢様が、「おしっこが、馬鹿みたいにドバドバ出ましたわ❗」
というよりいいですわね❗
Peak Idol content!
I love her
サロメちゃんはなんでも「お」をつけるから「おしっこ」なら「おおしっこ」になっちゃうのか...?なっちゃった...
10/10 title. First a certain zombie pees like charge rifle. Now Salome Ojou too
She has no filter. Sasuga Nijisanji desuwa!! xD
Idol Meeting ❌
Idol Convention ✅
From the expressions for everything definitely nijisanji
True idol.
封印されしエクゾディアのコラ画像のやつwww
サムネよwww
Look How Hard I pee Desuwa jpg
What a Lady my lads.
Ollie would be proud
Nobody:
Brain-mouth filter: Aaight, I'm out!
お嬢様がおしっこ連呼すなw
The 'check out how hard i can pee' meme was for this XDDD
This awakened my wild minds so bad.
mother of my children
damn desuwa!!!
write that down
This vtuber is gold
That's quite the visual imagination she's giving us by saying it was like a broken faucet
I used too much internet today
Charged rifle to broken faucet: "Finally a worthy opponent"
JP:コーヒーって本当に利尿作用があるんですわね〜。
EN:coffee is truly diuretic.
私の英語力がこれまた一つ上がりましたわ❤️
蛇口の中の星型?みたいな部品が無くなるとブワァ!ってなるよね
That the most unladylike thing done very ladylike XD
they are bringing the golden shower trend back, and they are not evening trying
First charge rifle then a knuckle cluster now a broke faucet,sasuga ojou
サムネバキュームすぎるwwwwwwwwwwww
主のセンスすこ
ww thank you for translation I wish I understood enough Japanese to watch her streams while knowing what she says,, I never knew coffee makes it like that 😭
じょんじょろじょんじょろじょろじょろじょろじょろ×100くらい?
This title is the best thing ever
めちゃめちゃ懐かしい画像w
Sasuga Salome Ojou-sama, she even puts all of her effort when peeing
Had coffee today. Can confirm it comes out like broken faucet.
I really love her character , bakaojousama desuwa ♥
Your thumbnail sold me 🤣🤣🤣
いやお嬢様…
Salome: This must be what a broken faucet is like desuwa ...O.O
Ollie: ... friend???
Edit: i forgot the all important desuwa... im ashamed T_T
a cafe an ojou and a pee, just Inseparable
My mind desuwa
chotto mate!! ojou sama!?
And now we wait for the artists to make their move
Chat : Excuse me ... Lady we're the one suppose to be the degen here
NO, KEEP GOING OUJO-SAMA!
The lady we all deserve
desuwa
Ollie found a new friend
I love how she's just
_anyway_
めっちゃ主張してて草
Based desuwa.
nice.
Suipiss MK2
man. having a pee fetish in this community is really hard sometimes
Hehe, "hard".
Heh. I see what you did there
LMAO
@@prot07ype87 bricked
Peeing like a broken faucet? Yeah, I feel that.
I know sometimes it feels like you're a Charge Rifle from Apex Legends and you go BZZZZT- BOOM!
As expected of a high class lady, she really knows how to be in vivid detail.
Ollie finally has a worthy opponent.
She went "yo check out how hard I can pee"
Ollie charge rifle : finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!!!
1:03
Korone: Jar jar Binks bwoom
GO Brrrrrrrrrrrr
0:44 < MGS alert noise >
The road to become ojou-sama is going well I see
E L E G A N C E Desuwa~ 🤣
Holy fck the context to this title is amazing.. 😂👌🏻
The Ojou-sama type truly is S-Tier
Idol Meeting desuwa
Yup. Definitely Nijisanji.
This lady really not filter it alll......and thats why people like her🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile Ollie: CHARGE RIFLE!
LMAO Ojou friend also said "it did! x2"
so funnyyyyyy
Such unlady talking
No antojar primer aviso