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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @mattchristiansen6869
    @mattchristiansen6869 2 года назад +1715

    Frank telling George that he loves him like a son is one of the funniest and most underrated lines.

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby Год назад +621

    “We love you like a son.”
    “What my wife is tryna say…”
    Damn they treat George like a stranger 😂😂😂

    • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
      @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr Год назад +16

      And at the end he says “your mother” but only when talking about making love with her lol

    • @JT.KD32
      @JT.KD32 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LightsaberGoBrrrrrrNo, he said it in recently.

    • @ahuralinna6184
      @ahuralinna6184 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @dharmallars
    @dharmallars Год назад +268

    When she says “you wanna borrow money, right?” You can see George consider it for a second LMAO

    • @scartee13
      @scartee13 Год назад +10

      I loved that!! She thought he was making a pass cuz he wanted to borrow money😂😂

    • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
      @grammarofficerkrupke4398 7 месяцев назад +4

      Nice catch! Subtle details like that is what makes George a great character.

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj Месяц назад

      ​@@grammarofficerkrupke4398No it isn't.🙄

  • @DutchVai
    @DutchVai 11 месяцев назад +68

    The last scene...... everyone's shocked, but Georges cousin/girlfriend just takes another sip of her cooler all nonchalantly 🤣😂

  • @jonmann4980
    @jonmann4980 Год назад +192

    It’s insane the levels of manipulation and humiliation George is willing to endure to get his way 😂

  • @neoluddite5676
    @neoluddite5676 2 года назад +357

    “We love you like a son” Lol

  • @seanimac7759
    @seanimac7759 Год назад +134

    " We love you like a son.." has to be the greatest line ever. 😂😂😂😂

    • @JaniMorrow84
      @JaniMorrow84 6 месяцев назад

      Has me in tears everytime.

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk Месяц назад +1

      Followed by, “What my wife is trying to say,” making her dominant role clear 😂

  • @natekenworthy7367
    @natekenworthy7367 10 месяцев назад +45

    "Move woman." Such a funny line by Frank.

  • @lsd8497
    @lsd8497 2 года назад +366

    Estelle and Jerry were a great match in this comedy. Very talented actors. May God rest their souls.

    • @catchwreck928
      @catchwreck928 2 года назад +10

      reminds me of my grandparents, i hate how i took these times for granted, it hurts everyday
      i could win the lotto and id still be sad

    • @lsd8497
      @lsd8497 2 года назад +13

      @@catchwreck928 You're not an exception. We all did that. That's life. We can't be wise when we're young. It's just the natural way of things.

    • @HerecomestheCalavera
      @HerecomestheCalavera Год назад +5

      @@lsd8497 Youth is wasted on the young.

    • @lsd8497
      @lsd8497 Год назад +4

      @@HerecomestheCalavera Well said

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Год назад +2

      I don't think Jerry is dead

  • @HEagle72
    @HEagle72 2 года назад +361

    George always has to take it up a notch past "too far".

    • @charthers8903
      @charthers8903 2 года назад +11

      You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!

    • @juanriojas1926
      @juanriojas1926 2 года назад +13

      “I will take you outside and show you what it’s like”.

    • @talldarkknight
      @talldarkknight 2 года назад +3

      There's another solarium?

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад +2

      @@talldarkknight Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Not to be confused with Slippery Pete.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Год назад

      ​@@giraffesareselfish9563Or Easy Pete.

  • @Harbaksh1234
    @Harbaksh1234 Год назад +85

    'I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!' 🤣🤣
    Absolutely genius level writers on this show!

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 3 месяца назад +8

    “Merlot? I’ve never heard of it, did they just invent it?”

  • @dfa3366
    @dfa3366 2 года назад +108

    First time I ever scene George’s parents actually like each other.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 6 месяцев назад +4

      Finally uniting in her frustration towards their son😂

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk Месяц назад

      TBH a lot of older couples live to bicker. 🤷‍♂️

  • @mijreed
    @mijreed 2 года назад +767

    I love how all George's plans always fall apart in the EXACT OPPOSITE way he thought they would go.

    • @HEagle72
      @HEagle72 2 года назад +75

      And that one time he did the opposite of everything he usually does, he ended up getting a job with the Yankees, and bag a hot blonde. 🤣

    • @bmf0354
      @bmf0354 2 года назад +12

      Aha - a reference to my all-time favorite episode! 🤣🤣

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 2 года назад +6

      *Toby from The Office appears*
      Michael Scott: “NOOOOOOOO!”

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +3

      Just like the Roommate-Switch. "SHes INTO it!!!"

    • @calebadams8981
      @calebadams8981 Год назад

      @@thelonewolf7443 mm

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +206

    Jerry Stiller is SERIOUSLY one of a kind

  • @stthomasmore4811
    @stthomasmore4811 2 года назад +230

    Estelle: "cHiNeSe FOOOWD" 0:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @r.rahman12
      @r.rahman12 2 года назад +13

      thats not his mom but the chinese delivery boy.

    • @blackdiamond139
      @blackdiamond139 2 года назад +32

      @@r.rahman12 it is the mom pretending to be the Chinese man

    • @gideonros2705
      @gideonros2705 2 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад +11

      Where there's Chinese food, there's leftovers.

    • @wendysremix
      @wendysremix Год назад

      @@r.rahman12 are you thick

  • @BillGraper
    @BillGraper 2 года назад +120

    "Let's be bad, George." 😆

  • @ahmadfarrall2097
    @ahmadfarrall2097 3 месяца назад +6

    Love the way she slurps her drink, brilliant

  • @attyla3970
    @attyla3970 2 года назад +179

    Hoochie mama . Frank lines is epic 😂😂😂

    • @HEagle72
      @HEagle72 2 года назад +13

      Of al the times they used the hoochie mama line, this one is by far my favorite.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад +2

      If this vans a rockin

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад +2

      @@Kruppt808 Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van

    • @terrybutler-fl4dx
      @terrybutler-fl4dx 2 месяца назад

      How did he get son of Sam out of that?

  • @jonsmith-rk6os
    @jonsmith-rk6os Год назад +32

    The break ups the firings and every Sunday with the calls😂

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug Год назад +3

      What every parent actually does want from their boy.

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 2 года назад +305

    Only George could do that : date with his cousin just to piss off his parents. Spite date ! Spite never sleeps !

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster 2 года назад +5

      I could have a one night stand with Risa. She's doable

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 2 года назад +7

      It's a pretty creative idea tbh.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад +10

      And many of us had thought at least once in our life, cousin so an so, pretty cute.

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 2 года назад +2

      @@Kruppt808 So true!!!

    • @scartee13
      @scartee13 Год назад +2

      Yeah he’s really willing to go there jus to get his parents riled up and focused on him again😂

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 2 года назад +122

    “George is getting suspicious!” 🤣

  • @scartee13
    @scartee13 2 года назад +85

    “They don’t wanna see me anymore!”
    “But this is what you’ve always wanted”
    “I kno…..but I’m not ready”
    “Aw that’s kinda sweet”😅😅

  • @KennyHavoc
    @KennyHavoc 2 года назад +132

    All hits no misses

    • @davidfisk6759
      @davidfisk6759 2 года назад +7

      I love that she hits the bottle to seal the scene.

    • @suraceryan
      @suraceryan 2 года назад +1

      Yes sir

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 2 года назад +106

    Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods?
    Isn't that obvious there's no parking meters out here lol

  • @dolanddrumpf6344
    @dolanddrumpf6344 2 года назад +51

    The leftover bit is spot on.

    • @SXI96
      @SXI96 2 года назад +3

      Absolutely 😂

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop 2 года назад +127

    i remember watching this one when it aired, when George thinks hes saying "Son Of Sam" its one of the hardest laughs ive ever had in my life.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад +7

      Seinfeld van, Seinfeld van?

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад

      @@Kruppt808 Fragile Frankie Merman

    • @wheelchairmanjon
      @wheelchairmanjon Год назад +2

      George’s reaction was hysterical to that I think he’s saying son oof Sam OMG😂😂

  • @nicholasfox966
    @nicholasfox966 2 года назад +25

    "We love you like a son."

  • @c0mputer
    @c0mputer 11 месяцев назад +17

    If you notice at the 0:23 mark you can see diamond shaped things on the outside wall of the apartment. Those are structural elements that are installed in old buildings if the walls are bowing out, which can happen over time. They are metal plates with rods that go into each floor of the building holding the walls in.

    • @cconnon1912
      @cconnon1912 6 месяцев назад +2

      I love an obscure fact much more than the next guy. Thank you.😇

  • @foccha
    @foccha 2 года назад +96

    I feel like we should have had another episode or two with cousin Rhisa. She stole every scene she was in.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth 2 года назад +21

      She seems like my kind of woman

    • @erichollar5503
      @erichollar5503 2 года назад +12

      I agree. She was brilliant. Just brilliant. "You want money, right?"

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Год назад +13

      She's kinda like Gail the Snail. She's mashing it.

    • @erickbuckner4485
      @erickbuckner4485 Год назад +1

      Agreed

    • @melodyconte
      @melodyconte Год назад

      ​@@Rubyofthedeadhaha good point 😂

  • @DavidBagga
    @DavidBagga 2 года назад +397

    Frank: “I’m sorry George were cutting you loose.”
    George: “You’re cutting me loose?!”
    Frank: “Now if youll excuse me, I’m gonna make love to your mother.”
    Lmao 😂

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 2 года назад +8

      @Natural Creature I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

    • @zonedog1
      @zonedog1 2 года назад +9

      "I THINK HE'S SAYING SON OF SAM!"😂

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 2 года назад +2

      Did you see the way her head turned?🤣🤣🤣

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 2 года назад +13

      "move, woman!" is also funny :)

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 года назад +1

      @@alfa-psi That's how you can tell how old the writer is. Kids can't spell, nor speak so they can be understood.

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 2 года назад +69

    1:57 "it is....just not ready yet
    Oh that's kinda sweet
    Ah shut up jerry"
    HILARIOUS

  • @ponderingsfromthemothercit8347
    @ponderingsfromthemothercit8347 2 года назад +65

    That van's a rockin', don't go uh knockin🤣🤣

  • @thegreatnahwhaile
    @thegreatnahwhaile 2 года назад +114

    Jerrys "mother of god" line is perfect

  • @ryanoreily5402
    @ryanoreily5402 Год назад +20

    I watch all episodes like a 1000 times but missed the son of Sam reference untill now. Ah how I love this show. Always a new little golden detail to catch.

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 Год назад +27

    Only George can still lose dramatically even when he gets things that he wants

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 2 года назад +73

    "Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!"
    "I think he sayin' Son of Sam! Oh my god! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!".

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 2 года назад +27

    1:51 george is definitely giving that "parents are still doing it?" look
    Funny

  • @bertajones2989
    @bertajones2989 3 месяца назад +4

    “She is leaving me dirty messages on my answering machine.” LOMAO!😂😂😂 How cool they both are!

  • @luc00144
    @luc00144 2 года назад +437

    Remember my cousin Risa? I'm gonna date her.
    Mother of God.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 2 года назад +18

      Isn't Risa a Star Trek planet?
      Also, she is way out of his league.

    • @tomhanson4153
      @tomhanson4153 2 года назад +1

      @@thiagodeandrade7081 how so?

    • @BillGraper
      @BillGraper 2 года назад +27

      "You must be George's cousin."
      "Girlfriend."
      🤘😄

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 2 года назад +6

      @@tomhanson4153 she is pretty attractive so is george but just different directions, if ya know what I mean

    • @leavingtheisland
      @leavingtheisland 2 года назад +5

      "mother of God" was used in the show at least one more time, maybe two. Great phrase!

  • @carsonyoung9965
    @carsonyoung9965 8 месяцев назад +9

    My 14 year old asked why we watch this old show and what it's about
    I told her it doesn't matter what its about. It's about laughter. That's its sole purpose. To make us laugh. And that's why it's great

    • @dianax6671
      @dianax6671 25 дней назад

      My lil sister loves this show she is 14

    • @carsonyoung9965
      @carsonyoung9965 24 дня назад

      @@dianax6671 She's a smart one

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад +28

    So many great things going on in this episode; George's cousin, George's parents, Fragile Frankie Merman, the van, Kramer canceling his mail, the bucket, Postal Employee Newman....it's a buffet of fun

  • @ajayayyar2074
    @ajayayyar2074 2 года назад +13

    "George, we've HAD it with you' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • @luc00144
    @luc00144 2 года назад +34

    I think he's saying son of Sam! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow Год назад +7

    Estelle Costanza pretending to be Chinese Food Delivery Driver in background 😂😂😂

  • @ChiefRezResin
    @ChiefRezResin Год назад +3

    “That van’s a rocking”
    “Don’t going knocking!”

  • @billblaski9523
    @billblaski9523 Год назад +15

    Lmao George and his parents just have the wackiest relationship I have ever seen 😂

  • @SalesforceUSA
    @SalesforceUSA 2 года назад +37

    Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. Hes gold.

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 2 года назад +4

      He was Cosmo.......................played that part brilliant.

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 2 года назад +17

      Yeah, he was real great in this clip, wasn't he?

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 Год назад +1

      Nobody is right!

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад

      @@Eidlones Right? This comment is obviously just copied and pasted on every single Seinfeld video just for likes, even if it's completely irrelevant, and the sad thing is that morons will still "like" it.

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 2 года назад +12

    When Keepin' It In The Family Goes Wrong

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 2 года назад +52

    You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. It takes just as much manpower to deliver. Sure, everyone gets excited when they receive gifts or cards, but...

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster 2 года назад +10

      NEWMAN!!

    • @IsaPodrasky
      @IsaPodrasky 2 года назад +2

      True. And it takes even more manpower to deliver packages that weigh over 35 lbs (trust me, those packages are HEAVY).

    • @nielssteffenssen8852
      @nielssteffenssen8852 2 года назад +1

      Just crease, crumple, cram, you'll do fine.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Год назад

      @IsaPodrasky I don't recall Newman saying that, must be a deleted scene

    • @maroofali2142
      @maroofali2142 Год назад +2

      Human...it's human to be moved by fragrance...My God...that's my favourite bit from the episode...Newman and Kramer could easily have had a spin off and that would've been a hit no doubt

  • @Rellbronjames9
    @Rellbronjames9 Год назад +9

    I knew it wasn't Berkowitz 😂😂😂😂

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 2 года назад +19

    Looks like that van's a-rockin'!
    Don't go a-knockin'!

  • @Professorkenneth
    @Professorkenneth Год назад +13

    George is sick!😂 He dates his cousin hoping she'll tell his parents, who will refocus their attention back on George.😂..lol...that's a sick thing. George is dead funny. My favourite show.

  • @ashleycroom6253
    @ashleycroom6253 2 месяца назад +1

    Best parents in television history!! Double exclamation point

  • @jonsmith-rk6os
    @jonsmith-rk6os Год назад +9

    Lets be bad George lets be really bad😂

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 2 года назад +22

    estelle: chinese food at 0:13 lol

    • @tonymontecino9761
      @tonymontecino9761 Год назад +1

      I didn't know that was her until I read on here, lol omg i keep playing it over and over now

  • @reginalddennis6466
    @reginalddennis6466 Год назад +18

    George had a hot cousin.

  • @maniacrailfan8060
    @maniacrailfan8060 2 года назад +5

    I’m just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass

  • @ickes2255
    @ickes2255 Год назад +8

    Always sunny really did take so many characters and story lines from this show.

  • @Micmackpattywack
    @Micmackpattywack 2 года назад +20

    Yea hold on, I’m just tryna get a reading on my dashboard compass 😂

  • @5xchamps269
    @5xchamps269 5 месяцев назад

    "I'm just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass" 😂

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 2 месяца назад +2

    Isn't it obvious? There's no parking meters.

  • @u47mkbg
    @u47mkbg 2 месяца назад +3

    George cousin Rhisa --actress Laurie Taylor-Williams was very good 😂🤣😇

  • @TypOPositiv
    @TypOPositiv 3 месяца назад +2

    The nocturnal dirt people. LOL

  • @C.O.SBurpees
    @C.O.SBurpees 2 года назад +76

    Should of been George's dream to be ditched by his parents lol

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 2 года назад +19

      He wanted to ditch them, not the other way around :-P

    • @DruzenjeSplit-nn2um
      @DruzenjeSplit-nn2um 7 месяцев назад

      When he got what he wanted he wasn't happy with it....😂😂😂

  • @tmpqtyutmpqty4733
    @tmpqtyutmpqty4733 Год назад +3

    Amazing how George's family has such good hair

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 11 месяцев назад

      George doesn't even have hair 😅

  • @mistiroberts1576
    @mistiroberts1576 Год назад +5

    Lets be bad George 😂😂😂

  • @erniemendoza36
    @erniemendoza36 2 года назад +13

    "She's into it!?!"

  • @MegaThucydides
    @MegaThucydides 4 месяца назад +3

    The cousin looks and talks a lot like Susie Essman

  • @KM-kr7zx
    @KM-kr7zx 2 года назад +9

    "Move woman"

  • @PollyBFly
    @PollyBFly 2 года назад +15

    Jerry Stiller's is so funny !!

  • @fakename6658
    @fakename6658 5 месяцев назад +2

    Of all the women George dated his cousin is probably the only woman that was in his league.

  • @MajorCulturalDivide
    @MajorCulturalDivide 2 года назад +8

    I don't know. This one is a little traumatizing.

  • @jeebles9890
    @jeebles9890 2 года назад +33

    shit, his cousin ain't too bad lookin, LOL

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 2 года назад +17

      I’m into her. Nothing sexier than a girl who likes being “bad.”

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 2 года назад

      Yeah, just do it....................

  • @arkox8
    @arkox8 11 месяцев назад +2

    George sitting in the dark waiting for his parents 😂😂

  • @johnnygallos0939
    @johnnygallos0939 2 года назад +3

    "Who's this..???" Lol 😆

  • @chermebrownsauce8049
    @chermebrownsauce8049 2 года назад +14

    Legendary show, its ridiculous!

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 2 года назад +6

    estelle is about to have a heart attack at 1:10 lol

  • @omkarchandrashekhargadgil8168
    @omkarchandrashekhargadgil8168 2 года назад +5

    Sorry George our Chinese food just came
    Talk to you later..,😂😂😂

  • @cordialwombat
    @cordialwombat 2 года назад +6

    A wild Dana Gould sighting!

  • @apprentessjgooden2263
    @apprentessjgooden2263 10 месяцев назад

    "Isn't it obvious, there are no parking meters out here" 😂

  • @rumcoke9123
    @rumcoke9123 2 года назад +1

    "I knew it wasnt Berkowitz " LOL

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 года назад +14

    George is getting SUSPICIOUS!!!

  • @matthewh7085
    @matthewh7085 2 года назад +12

    Lol, I love how there is no good reason for us to support George in this storyline. "Date his cousin to get his parents attention." Lol.

  • @laron2239
    @laron2239 2 года назад +8

    Anyone else think Jerry, George, summer George and Resa would make a fun group?

  • @frankfgsr
    @frankfgsr 2 месяца назад

    Absolutely, GREAT AND FUNNY!!!

  • @ianrjm969
    @ianrjm969 2 года назад +2

    "I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!"

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 Год назад +4

    Ross Geller must be jealous! lol

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 11 месяцев назад

      Denise Richards
      Who could blame him? 😅

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 7 месяцев назад +1

    George is getting suspicious!

  • @terrybutler-fl4dx
    @terrybutler-fl4dx 2 месяца назад

    Jerry said “ Mother of God “ when he knew George was up to something. lol!!!

  • @Letnothinggotowaste
    @Letnothinggotowaste Год назад +8

    A willing girl, a van in the woods, wine coolers? Cousin or not...

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 11 месяцев назад +1

      It didn't bother the Romans 😅

  • @pumagutten
    @pumagutten 4 месяца назад

    Rhisa is one of my absolute favorites from Seinfeld.❤️ She was able to break down liar-George.

  • @letyvasquez2025
    @letyvasquez2025 2 года назад +3

    Forget selling, we’re going on tour.
    Hoochiemama!

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 2 года назад +1

    Oh this is where its always sunny got the snail

  • @sadiehawkins5908
    @sadiehawkins5908 2 года назад +11

    Who wouldn't get sick of George anyway lol

  • @LeonS.Kennedy-gw3ro
    @LeonS.Kennedy-gw3ro 3 месяца назад +2

    1:00 is that a bird?

  • @vanrajsindha9918
    @vanrajsindha9918 2 месяца назад +1

    We cuttin u loose..

  • @mishmishzorba5001
    @mishmishzorba5001 2 года назад +6

    GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH 🌎

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 6 месяцев назад

    Risa was perfect in her part. She didn't overdo anything, just lets the writing do all of the heavy work.

  • @donnamead3138
    @donnamead3138 2 года назад +20

    Classic comedy at it's best!!!