John Oliver: How I'm Hosting "Last Week Tonight" In Isolation
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- Опубликовано: 30 мар 2020
- The host of "Last Week Tonight" on HBO checks in with Stephen Colbert to share some tips he's learned after two weeks of working from home, like how it's OK to wear stained sweatpants. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #JohnOliver
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The calmness in John's voice when he says, "I'm drowning, Stephen" is the single most resonant sentence I've heard in 2020
That's one thing I love about the Brits. If things go belly up you can immediately start to work on a solution without emotional outbursts. It's very efficient.
Stephen and John are the twin peaks of late-night wisdom... I'd be honored if some fans of melancholic 90s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no digital editing. Pardon the plug and stay safe.
And in 2021..
and in 2022…
The 4 years prior to 2020 were sh*tshows too..
Dammit.
@@Tonyhouse1168and 2023
This isn’t a show. It’s literally just two friends having a FaceTime session 😂
Right?? It's definitely what we need right now.
Which is great :D
Which is, amazing of course. Because it's those two friends!
I'm sure the actual show is this plus the band, audience, and professional TV crew.
It's a masterpiece 😆 exactly what I needed this morning
Learning that John Oliver turns up Octonauts so his 4-year-old doesn't hear him cuss while he films his RUclips channel/news show is actually the most uplifting thing I've heard in weeks. John, please keep your head above water. We need you.
Boom 500
What got me so much about him saying that is he didn't point out he voices the main character. So it's more that he drowns out his angry, cursing self with his pleasant, child friendly self.
As a nation, as a society, we don't talk about John Oliver's dimples enough.
THANK YOU
100%
Megan Ripley Yes. Adorable.
I love him.
so cute
They look both so disheveled and so happy at the same time.
Colbert is perfectly groomed!
Figures. Every sad British gentleman's greatest dream is to just stay inside all day long
For John it must be nice.
Someone like them likely misses a lot of the early childhood of their children. Now he gets to experience all of it. Poop and vomit included.
Being disheveled is more human than not being disheveled, you disheveled disheveler
Old people are dying. Of course they're happy.
John oliver lives in a white void, he’s just more comfortable there
Can we summon him like Janet?
Full of facts, mind.
@@AlyssaNguyen More important, is it Good John Oliver or Bad John Oliver.
@@dansadler good or bad, they are equally awesome.
Full of sad facts.😉
Every time John’s on it inevitably turns into “John, we can’t say that” hour and I love it so much
Love how Oliver's face is way to close to the camera like a non-tech savvy grandparent 😂
This is one of the best "interviews" ever done; the pure joy between two friends seeing eachother in rough times and just talking shit and joking around as 1 month ago :)
Stephen and John are the twin peaks of late-night comedy & satire... I'd be honored if some fans of melancholic 90s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no digital editing. Pardon the self-plug and stay safe.
Coastal Elites having a chat. What could be better?
These two men must be protected at all costs.
Only John Oliver, Colbert is very meh and only survives because of his writers and graphics department, this at home series has made that clear. This at home series shows how unfunny most of em are lol. Seth Meyers and John Oliver are the only ones who can make it on their own.
Dylan Richard sorry dude but i find Colbert to be way better than Seth Meyers... I'd be honored if some fans of melancholic 90s classics would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no digital editing. Thanks and pardon the self-plug.
@@Zeromaus honestly seth meyers annoys me. Its like he panders too hard. Idk, to each there own
I watch all three and like all three (I don't laugh out loud at any since I normally don't do that for political jokes, just smirking and taking in the information). I think the same about Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah.
FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!
"No idea if I got away with that."
Narrator: He didn't.
fedos arrested development!!!
is the word teat?
Bless you for this comment
Sudden Destruction Why did you send this, no one is healthy or safe but my state is still being run by idiots? It’s not particularly relevant to anything in this video or comment so let’s just let the many “powerless” idiots try to fight against the few “powerful” idiots and enjoy the conversation between two friends instead of spreading videos that just seem to be an event that happened.
@Sudden Destruction Sorry, but I dont care about the delusions of Nazi terrorists.
John's eyes really lit up when Colbert's cockney wasn't bad! Adorable
It was a weird flex, but it worked!
Is anyone else enjoying these at home late night shows more than the regular show. So much more real comedy.
Absolutely!
Kinda thought I was alone in that thought. The jokes without the audience in the background is surreal and sublime.
Nah. They're way less funny. There's a reason these guys have writers and they're proving why.
Although I do enjoy these, the host definitely would rather perform in front of the live audience
I think about how blissful things will be if we get back to normal someday...shows with live audiences, eating in a crowded restaurant, grocery shopping without panic attacks....
I love how silly and gleeful these two are when they talk to eachother. They're like two excited little kids. It really makes me happy when they "visit" eachother. I feel like I got a visit, too. Thanks for the smiles and the laughs.
Stephen Colbert and John Oliver are the twin towers of late-night show business... I'd be honored if some fans of melancholic 90s classics would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no digital editing. Thanks and pardon the self-plug.
@@willritter4076 you play amazingly
It's because they both used to work on The daily show
They should just combine their shows or guest appear on each other's show every episode.
@@b-meaker99
John trying to explain Octonauts to Stephen is a mood
"I'm not becoming a better human being". God I love John Oliver.
Two comedians having a face time session is better than the actual show.
It really is some of the best tv I've seen
EliTheGleason It’s because John Oliver is a goddamn American treasure...even if he wasn’t born here.
One of the most enjoyable interviews I've seen. Love their banter.
If it’s those two comedians, love them both.
Sean Matthew King So happy he finally got his citizenship!
Ok. I like this. It's more like two peers just shootin' the sh*t than an interview. If this is what isolation does to the back-and-forth of every guest, I'm not gonna complain.
They are peers! They worked together back on John Stewart 's daily show as writers and have been friends since.
I don't want to break the 429 likes frontiers!
CBS says you can't say "Shit" 🤣
@@KickyFut they didn't actually overlap and work together on The Daily Show.
John Oliver is truly radiating crazy, 'I've been holding onto this last strand of sanity and it's very close to crumbling', hobo energy.
It's nice to see John Oliver functioning like everybody else at home with the balance. He truly looked frustrated juggling 2 kids n his career.
i like how colbert is wearing a suit, has properly groomed his hair, and is in a lovely room, while john is in the void wearing sweatpants
Seraphim Alpha HBO money bought that white background...
Seraphim Alpha like their personalities 😂🤣🥰 (I love them both)
Stevie fan maybe? He might have bought the house before the current job.
Did you see the part where he admitted to being hillbilly barefoot?!!!❤❤❤
Colbert's daughter did his hair and makeup, Oliver's children are too young to do the same.
This seems like John and Stephen were just facetiming and accidentally recorded it.
That is just what the doctor ordered.
bulshit. that would be way more funny and interesting than this
I love this format for Stephen's shows going forwards. Facetiming with friends, real talk and just chilling.
@@sebastianelytron8450 Captain Doctor, M.D.
This was legit the best late night interview so far.
that was one of the funniest shows ever. John's humor thrives in a crisis.
Great at controlled panic
With a 6 year old and a 3 year old at home, and working from home, it's so great to hear someone else admit that they're not going to learn any new, life-changing skills.
I think this whole freaking thing is best summed up in the words of John Oliver: "This is a sub-optimal time to be a human being."
Probably a false statement, as human beings lived in caves for tens of thousands of years. Folks today have got it pretty good in comparison, even taking the COVID into account.
Well, if we're getting all nitpicky (and you're correct of course, I have it better right now than my grandparents at my age, let alone their forebears, though worse than a month ago), it is suboptimal. Whenever things can be better, they're suboptimal. Sure it's often used to mean "shitty", but the real meaning is just "it could be better". And that it could.
As humans continue to multiply at around 83 million annually, we will see things like pandemics, famine, war, genocide, effects from climate change more and more. We either get control of our population or work together to become a space faring race or just fight each other for resources until we kill a bunch of ourselves off.
It's suboptimal because.. This is The Bad Place! padum tss
@@willritter4076 Living in a cave is also suboptimal, unless you're comparing it to living in San Francisco.
He wasn’t lying when he said he lives in a white void
So we are confirming he is Janet from The Good Place
pablozky21 YEEESSS
@@pablozky21 that's why he has all the information !!!!
"This is a suboptimal time to be a human being." Yup.
Aren't all times like that?
It is amazing seeing late night hosts basically figure out how to run a vlogging channel on the fly.
This is actually funnier than the original show
Daniel Lopez - yes...! They’re truly being themselves and interacting in the best way.
Not even close
They both forgot how to be funny the moment they caught deranged syndrome over Trump
Jason Cripe: OK, Trumper.
By far. Stephen seems like he's actually enjoying himself and not just reciting his network-mandated jokes about Trumps hands.
Remember: as disease spreads, the important thing is that we still can't hear swearing.
They're making sure the air is clean.
Muhfuckin priorities!
And tits! Remember those evil beasts still exist in the world.
Dreams of hearing swearing in the future will give people the will to live on.
What? I could not hear your typing!
There is one good thing to come out of COVID-19: John Oliver singing his theme song and Stephen Colbert singing it back to him!
Stephen: "So how are you?"
John: "Im good, I'm at four so I'm doing fine"
5 minutes later
John: "STEPHEN I'M DROWING!!"
He already said he was at 4 out of 50. Is this something that was lost on an American audience?
@@pineapplesandjellies A representative from a country with at least one a$shole is here and decided to be the extra nasty a$shole too.
He said out of 50 so obviously that's really bad. I don't think Americans like myself are more likely to miss that than anyone else...
“I’m wearing a suit, but I’m not wearing shoes.” The best
Good thing we don't have smell-o-vision.
a bag of fruit and bare plates...what a combo... :))
I prefer shoes with no suit, personally. The best imo.
I actually laughed out loud.
A sign of true class.
"If the race to a class war has begun, I think he might've just fired the starter's pistol" 🤣🤣🤣
They couldn't decide how to get out to him but hear me out: Pirate superyachts.
@@AmbrotosArkhon pirate superyachts will be a great band name
Please... Just let him try the water outside Somalia (And broadcast the event live on RUclips) 😉😊👍
I love how John Oliver just doesn’t take himself too seriously, and can laugh at himself. I guess he can, given how he has basically won, and I’m so happy for him.
He gets to make a show about essentially whatever topic he fancies at that time and whose profit model is utterly inscrutible, while making a decent amount of money doing so. Yeah, as comedian gigs go these days, he's absolutely won.
Self deprecating comedy is very British. I like it too. He was pretty much the same before too.
John's response to this would probably be that of course he can laugh at himself. After all... Somebody has to.
I really adored every second of this :)
SoCloseToToast bruh you’re here
I adore every interview John Oliver does, I just adore John Oliver, Stephen is pretty alright.
@@NightridewithNikki Colbert is trapped in a cage and trying to help, you can tell where people stand if you work out where their hearts are going.
Hearing John Oliver explain Octonauts to Stephen Colbert while everyone is quarantined is not the dystopian future I planned for, but by God it's the dystopian future I got!
Its like two old friends catching up over lunch.
Lol...but shouldn’t they be aquanauts?...hehe
I'm invested.
There are 8 characters.. that is why its called octanauts
@@krupavmoorthi I did NOT know that. But if that IS true, then why does their logo have an actual octopus on it? Just food for thought.
This is so surreal but damn if it didn't make me feel better.
jellobell seriously. I think I understand the appeal of commentary RUclips now
These two are adorable!!! but also it's adorable to hear these TV Stars struggling to produce shows by themselves when youtubers have been doing it for years...I will say John background is very smooth and Stephen is very well light so good job it's hard to get that just right...I'm just kidding around but also I want a room tour and film set up video soon!!
Well it's more complicated than that... When you get into youtube. From the start you are the cast, crew, camera, editor, etc...
Where as these big t.v. companies who hire lawyers and highly educated college graduates, hire a highly educated cast. A cast educated in entertainment NOT in video production. These dang Zoomers are just too dang snuggly with lady technology.
This has been the longest amount of time I've spent in the dark, silent laughing, trying not to wake up the boyfriend sleeping next to me, since lockdown began. They still got it, even in all this.
Incredible... That was eleven straight minutes of absolutely nothing and every second was gold.
Like Seinfeld! Just love these two!
Loved it! He wasn't there to promote something, just talk plain garbage 🤣🤣 exactly what we are all doing these days🤣😏
I wonder though, does context count? Because we know we're having this kind of show because of the massively global and unique situation we are all in. I'm not complaining though, every second was indeed gold.
Gold must be crap
@@unmeshl.6708 Report back in a year.
This feels so authentic. I wish all talk shows were just people talking casually without an audience or script.
People usually go on talk shows etc. to sell their book/movie etc.
Oh but they did have some script. They just went off script a lot 😅
That's called a podcast. Check out Joe Rogan, or Mark Maron, Or Dr. Drew' This Life
Or comedians Theo Von - This Past Weekend, or Joey Diaz -The Church of What's Happening Now
"I'm making a TV show on my own now".
You're a RUclipsr. That's a RUclipsr.
Only it’s an actual official TV show. RUclipsrs are not.
RUclipsrs are generally shit. "TV shows on my own" are generally quality content with proper research being done.
@@Timmy_T you don't watch right RUclipsrs
@@vendyM Come on. 90% of them are rubbish.
@@Timmy_T they are. That is why we need to appreciate those 10%
Alternative title: “Two adult toddlers discover webcams”
casually asking "Are you wearing pants these days?" is the new "So how are you doing?"
I haven´t been wearing any clothes the past three weeks to be honest :´D
@@FxBrour same shit
Lol I don’t have pants on atm
Well, as my birthday suit was good enough to celebrate my very first birthday, I don't see any reason why it shouldn't be at least adequate for everyday use. ;--)
John Oliver: "Any music … please? Something?!"
Stephen Colbert: *sings intro theme*
Best part
Is that what it was supposed to be?
"Here we are in the after-times." - John Oliver
Get you a partner who can smile at you the way these two smile at each other's jokes.
Stephen Colbert is once again showing his Tolkien tendencies. He's full on Hobbit-ing with the suit and barefooting around in front if his books. I approve thoroughly
Tolkien
Reports dating back as far as 2010 talking about splicing the genome and in 2015 mixing sars with bats. Italian MSM report raising concerns over the corona bioweapon being tested in bio labs. They use the MSM to blame Trump and democrats on the spread of the virus to keep citizens divided on the issue when it's world governments and a select few at the top of the chain of command who have ordered this virus to spread around the world. MSM/WHO slowly rolled out the pandemic and anyone with a little common sense and memory should realize how obvious it is. G20/G7 countries gave the manufacturing contracts to China to mass produce medical supplies and pharma with little regulations. China burned down the medical supply factories before they released the Wuhan bat soup corona covid 19 bioweapon. Than China sent 5 million of their citizens around the world for the chinese new year knowing they were infected. G20/G7 countries USA/Australia/Canada . . . medical suppliers sent back 90% of the medical supplies to China to help China fight the virus. So i think that pretty well says this is a globalist released bio weapon designed to destroy the economy and usher in a one world government. They chose China as the place to release the virus because they know nothing can be done about it in a communist run country. The cure will be a effort from multiply countries, select few will drop bread crumbs to find the cure which will be the perfect cover up. The citizens world wide will get the dirty vax while the 1% will get the clean vax. Your children will be stairel and who knows how many other side effects will come alone with the virus and the cure. This is a war crime on humanity and nothing can are will be done about it.
I am DYING. In stitches, keeled over laughing. This candidness, this pure emotion and honesty and just, two friends hanging out swapping stories is the best interview either have had in a long time. Not to say they've been off their game, they haven't, it's just that this is a cut above.
Oh wow this is my favorite interview oh my gosh, no awkwardness, just two funny friends chatting, giving me laughs I desperately need
'This is one I wish I could use but I'm never allowed to: [BEEP].'
'What- you're not allowed to use [BEEP]?'
'No, can't use [BEEP].'
'CBS, come on.' X'D
@Sebastiaan Joosten taking a guess? probably a word that is /technically/ profane, but that we're desensitized to.
I don't know why but I thought it was dick...
@@RaysofLight98 definitely taint
I wonder if CBS would still censor them if they both would just say "beep" the whole time instead of using actual expletives. :-)
jonnnnniej It wasn’t “dick” because a couple nights ago Stephen called Trump a dick, and wasn’t censored.
I really want Steven Colbert, John Oliver and Trevor Noah spend a whole evening together and just watch them.. These 3 are just on another level
PinkFluffyPandicorn Blub - can John Stewart join in please?
And Seth Meyers
Can you add Samantha Bee to that list.
@Vladimir Stefanov just curios, what's Trevor's fault?
Add Steve Carroll to that and you've got gold, Jerry. Gold!
This just feels like two buddies facetiming pretending they have a talk show, and that makes me happy.
So this is how unrehearsed interviews go...Must say quite refreshing especially with these two
This was one of the funniest segments ever! Laughing so hard, and feeling better about my own situation. I'm trying to work from home and all the technology is going haywire and I have deadlines to meet and all my sources for information are shut down, but at least I don't have to do any of it publicly. So glad these guys can take this all in stride and laugh through it.
"I refuse to believe I'm all that's wrong in your life right now." Oh, John, you are so delightfully quotable.
He's just so delightful, too! I reckon I could probably watch him talk indefinitely about, I dunno, the lesser spotted common or garden slug, and I'd be like a pig in muck.
Can we get at least 30 min of this every day? The quarantine then wouldn’t be in vain.
I need all the old Daily Show correspondents just doing casual collabs with each other. SOMEONE FIND CARREL!
Colbert relaxed and not full of himself around someone who’s known him so long
Colbert missed the obvious joke. "Kinda like Octopuses? But they're Naut?"
Be forgiving he's only at a 4
"I refuse to believe that I am all what is wrong in your life right now."
Oh... A million dollar life lesson right there, folks.
There are plenty who are most DEFINITELY all that is wrong in peoples lives. So that's a 9 dollar lesson at best.
@@Krystalmyth I mean sure, if you're talking about someone in power like Boris Johnson or Donald Trump. But a comedian doing badly on stage? That level of aggression is so unwarranted that it reminds me of when my own mental health gets screwed up and the tiniest provocation has me sending emails to local government threatening to burn down their offices (that's happened twice and to their credit they didn't try to prosecute me or anything, and instead contacted my support workers out of concern for me). Even though local government _is_ often _a lot_ of what's wrong in my life (particularly since as a vulnerable, mentally ill woman they have extra care duties, which they're often incompetent at actually providing, or try to illegally weasel their way out of), if I'm reacting that aggressively then something has temporarily broken inside me.
and my new response to people who fly off the handle for truly trivial things
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated That your mind went to politicians first... I think a lot of people can envy your personal life.
@@Cruxador actually this is a good point, 15 years ago I had a super abusive boyfriend. I'd like to say for comedic reasons that he turned me off guys altogether and confirmed my too-lesbo-for-straight-relationships status, but while that's _technically_ true he only did so in the early days when he was pretending _not_ to be an abusive peenwad and was treating me really well, I simply realised that the emotional connection of a straight relationship is wrong for me. Plus I'm more sexually attracted to other women too, so for me a straight relationship just isn't an attractive option.
Damn it, this whole thing got _really_ off track, and only because I'm autistic and obsessively honest. *CUUUURSE YOU, VACCINES, VACCINES, VACIIIIINES, JOLEEEEENES!* (sidenote also I find the notion of vaccines causing autism hilariously absurd and solely blamed them for comedic reasons.)
it’s refreshing to see john oliver candidly and see that he’s still just as funny irl without a writers room
He was on a hilarious podcast for years called "The Bugle". There are tons of great natural banter in there. The podcast is still going with other guests, and the host Andy is amazing too. Look for really early episodes in the feed. Early as in 7-8 years ago. I'm sure fans of this clip would like it. It is available on every large platform.
He did Mock the Week years ago and he’s still brilliant.
@Jeremy Knaack Oh I absolutely agree; the funniest I ever saw John was when he was on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
You doubted him?!
I'm sure he's still got the writers' room helping with long pieces like Coronavirus III, but this was plainly off-the cuff banter between the two of them with minimal planning, and a pleasure to watch.
Stephen: "John, you can't say that"
John: 😁
As a British person I found the threats of physical violence at a gig the funniest. The free fringe festival in Edinburgh has truly mad shit occur during it that is for certain
This isnt an interview, this is two friends just hanging out over videochat as we all do these days. And this is exactly what we need to see right now.
Right, I think a lot of people want to see more authenticity
From now on, when people ask how I am, I'm going to say "It's a suboptimal time to be a human being." Thank you for that gem, John Oliver. You truly are a national treasure.
Okay, this is the first time I've noticed John's adorable dimples ❤️
You can tell this was early on in quarantine- Stephen in a suit, with short hair. 6 months down the road, a lot less natty (love the longer floppy hair)
Why is this not longer?
Sorry, I meant
WHY IS THIS NOT LONGER?
Marginis that’s what she said
BECAUSE OF "THE EVENT".
However, Remain Indoors.
They should do a daily podcast while in quarantine!!!
I think there are two more segments. Look at the right-hand column of videos.
HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON?
I’ve never before heard an interviewer ask their guest “how’s your personal hygiene?” 😂
"I don't like this, but I want you to keep going so I can show you that it never improved." LMAO
8:25 Before I tell stories, I go through the story in my head; basically run a simulation of telling it. In the most perfect scenario, the audience listens like how Stephen is listening to John’s story here. What a genuine person. This is why I love Stephen.
Is it weird that I'd want to watch this show even if it was still shot like this? This is the most casual talk show ever and I love it! I just wish it wasn't occurring due to sucky circumstances.
Tbh, I feel like it’s what their RUclips content should’ve been the whole time. Less formal than the TV shows; more than likely having an infrequent upload schedule, but still being really funny; and just being overall more genuine
Same here!
They should all do RUclips and fuck the networks.
"Are you wearing pants these days?" ~Stephen T. Colbert
"...what's the bar for pants now?" ~John Oliver
Some people might consider jeggings pants
Interestingly, in England, pants means underwear.
@@Beiki Exactly what I was wondering about. I figured John would get hung up on that and say, "...y'mean trousers?"
Thats how you know the World has gone down the toilet 😂
Smokey Joe you can't get hung up on that stuff to much, esp. when it's a majority us audience, noah & Corden have also adopted many Americanisms
Thank you, from a confined human in Morocco. This brightened my day.
It really is comforting to see you both. It's been like the "uncut" jams from cool classic rock bands we use to get back in the day. 🎼💜🙏
Colbert writers, if you're seeing this, please do an extended interview with John Stewart. I'd love to know his thoughts on all this.
"Again, I have a 4 year old and a one year old.... I'm drowning, Stephen." TRUER WORDS HAVE NE'ER BEEN SPOKEN, JOHN. Hang in there, brother!
It gets better but beware: then they become teenagers.
Yep I keep reminding myself I’m glad this wasn’t happening 15 years ago lol
My God this is every parent rn isn't it. My kids both interrupted my team meeting this morning.
@@amandastinson2024
@@miriambucholtz9315 at least teenagers can spend hours gaming... not running into the house parenting been McQueen from Cars... 🤣🤣🤣...and you are try to work... during screams and your mind be there on alert because they can just fall down into a door... a walls...on anything and can end up in disaster...🙄😒😭
THANK YOU, Mr Oliver, for venting about no effing time to effing self-improve or self-rediscover with little humans around 24/7! (In our case, able to work at home so far, but I sense a furlough for me coming on.)
Fucken watching this and then the crowd of applause sound right after is such a weirdly ironic dark feeling. Like it emphasises that they're not in a live studio and why omg
i love it
I find myself laughing at this more than at either of their regular quarantine shows now, because they're not playing for an audience. There's no uncomfortable silence where a laugh track is supposed to be for a meh quality joke. Here, they can actually play off of each other and make each other laugh. Quality content.
I like how he's like "We can't say that, we can't say that." and this time, he probably means it more than usual since his kids are his crew.
I couldn't tell what CBS wouldn't let them say
That moment you learn they aren't his kids, but slaves from Epstein Island.
@@az547 I once saw a taping of the Late Show at the Ed Sullivan theater. At one point, Stephen said, "That's fucking hot!" Of course, CBS bleeped it out when they broadcast it. I can't tell you how thrilling it was to hear Stephen swearing, uncensored!
OMG these two had me rolling. I’m loving not having audience laughter so I can hear myself laughing. Love the NO shoes with the suit Stephen! ❤️
Oh man I love you guys both so much. Thank you, I needed that.
I'm CHOKING at that self burn, god damn John Oliver you are an icon. "I'm used to performing comedy to silence." What the HELL gives you the right to be that funny!?
Laura Martin his 'depressing' English upbringing
He actually WAS a failed comic in the UK. You should hear his appearance on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. He told about a show he did that started with like 4 people in the crowd and everyone walked out on his set.
@Laura Martin .. Making sure we're never left.. twitter.com/theRealDuMon/status/1243635658146512897?s=20 ... note the date. Not all heroes wear capes (however, I'd still like one)
I liked John's story about how he tried to trick the audience and come out for another comics encore.
They still sat in silence. LOL
@@brianeleighton Correct. I'm from UK. He appeared on a few panel shows in UK years ago but basically I'd never heard of him until I found his videos from Last Week Tonight on RUclips.
I want this to be a show. Just John and Stephen talking
Kathryn Popular idea !
Colbert and Oliver are the twin peaks of late-night wisdom... I'd be honored if some fans of melancholic 90s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no digital editing. Thanks and pardon the unabashed self-plug.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
Daily Show reunion podcast
I really hope all shows are like this from now on. For the first time ever I can see their real selves and I AM LOVING IT !!
This was so brilliant, thank you for putting this together and for continuing to help us laugh.
Proof that even in a global crisis, you can count on John Oliver to guest on Colbert.
“I’m drowning, Stephen.” Every parent at home with young kids right now. Me included.
if the little ones seem like a challenge, imagine having a few male teens and no school till the end of the year :}
truth
Jim Gaffigan once landed a joke that was something like "If you want to know what it's like to have a 4th child, imagine you're drowning...
And then someone hands you a baby."
lol hang in there
Corvus Strigiform : I watched Jim Gaffigan a few times before I had children, and found him funny. Watching him now that I have three kids, he is HILARIOUS.
Durox Kilo : You have my deepest sympathies. My three are all in elementary school.
"I refuse to believe I'm all that's wrong in your life right now" lmao
Bless these two. They never fail to put a smile on my face. Thank you guys, take care!
Jon Stewart should be fine, he's been social distancing since 2015.
He’s still living in his cabin with a tunnel to under Colbert’s desk.
@@theruoc147 Pops out in a week. "Hey Stephen, I... where is everybody?"
I gasped for air.. but so true !
Shit, is anyone feeding Jon?!
Kolumaic hayooooooo
Loved that “Swim to me peasants “ remark on David Geffen’s boat! LMAO
I love the dynamic between these two. It's phenomenal
I LOVE YOU GUYS. What would we do without you two. Thanks for being there.
This is the most fun interview that Stephen has ever done. If this is what we're going to get, I'm ready to shelter in place for MONTHS.
Sure, as long as people stop dying.
Oh believe me the chances of that happening are greater than you think... The Virus ain t gonna go away without a vaccine.
Best thing I've seen from these guys
WORTH IT
And we might have to, so everybody settle in and chill 🌈
This genuinely feels like a Skype call between friends...
it actually just is
Which is why it is so amazing
“Though from what I see he probably did.”
godDAMN, stay-at-home Colbert really doesn’t pull any punches
These two are wonderful!!