I made a fish chariot for my boat!

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  2 дня назад +551

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  День назад +12102

    The fish used in the final experiment where taken from a farm were they were raised to be killed. I put them in a harness for 2 minutes, showed them how a boat worked. Then they were released.

    • @BuffABean
      @BuffABean День назад +246

      Okay

    • @naturewalk4022
      @naturewalk4022 День назад +481

      You don’t have to explain yourself IDAT, it makes it less funny

    • @MCNarret
      @MCNarret День назад +910

      Was it the most ethical/best thing you could have done, hell no, should it be normalized, hell no, did you give those fish a life and a unique journey that no other fish had been on before without permanently injuring them, hell ya. Can't expect everyone to be perfect but yelling at you would be very very very low on the list of people who should be yelled at for such things.

    • @death_by_stars8203
      @death_by_stars8203 День назад +412

      I'm waiting for the barramundi population to suddenly explode in that bay they released themselves in.

    • @blueberrytea-ib9gl
      @blueberrytea-ib9gl День назад +145

      I dont really care about killing fish or anything, but making them suffer by keeping them above water and just generally sressing them out by all the enviroment changes is what bothers me tbh

  • @Miss_Kisa94
    @Miss_Kisa94 2 дня назад +13925

    I love that the koi farmer was just like "nah don't use carp I got a better idea" 😭

    • @pogo1027
      @pogo1027 2 дня назад

      That koi farmer had been waiting his entire life to receive a phone call from some unhinged man looking to use fish as a boat motor

    • @AndyAdventuring
      @AndyAdventuring 2 дня назад +675

      "Carp? What are ya stupid? Try these guys out..."

    • @wiku7410
      @wiku7410 2 дня назад +252

      He must have done that before

    • @Itxquirk
      @Itxquirk День назад +10

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.......

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine День назад +67

      Koi are a kind of carp, no?

  • @BacktoBasics
    @BacktoBasics День назад +2896

    Those lilypads bring back great memories... Thanks for the good times, hope you've been well. xx

  • @Macks_Mustermann
    @Macks_Mustermann 2 дня назад +6138

    13:40 Seeing five fish dangle in the wind was probably the weirdest thing I saw today.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 2 дня назад +123

      It was so fucking funny man

    • @noahlenhard7010
      @noahlenhard7010 День назад +61

      I honestly would have been concerned if you had seen something weirder

    • @availxe8639
      @availxe8639 День назад

      Are you expecting to find something weirder today or just hoping this is it?

    • @cristiplopeanu
      @cristiplopeanu День назад +2

      so far ..

    • @PabloPaster
      @PabloPaster День назад +3

      Probably?

  • @s3anp4ul
    @s3anp4ul 2 дня назад +7982

    Little known fact, before wild horses were domesticated cavemen used to measure in fishpower

    • @angrymurloc7626
      @angrymurloc7626 2 дня назад +203

      Cars back then were less powerful so it didn't really matter that they hadn't invented numbers beyond 69

    • @Unimoo420
      @Unimoo420 2 дня назад +72

      As a caveman I can attest this is how we measured our power

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle 2 дня назад

      TRUE. This Post Was Fact Checked By True American Patriots

    • @it_is_i_deo
      @it_is_i_deo 2 дня назад +39

      I like to imagine that horsepower was just more speculative back then. "Hey Grug, you know that giant creature with maces for feet and a nutcracker for teeth? I reckon this steam engine is at least as powerful as about 6'a them" -Unga

    • @abhisarkarmakar785
      @abhisarkarmakar785 2 дня назад +34

      i think you mean before horses were invented

  • @RuneSwagga
    @RuneSwagga День назад +1607

    NEVER, in 28 year of life, have i ever thought of tying a harness around a fish. This is ground breaking. It could be a source of infinite energy. I would patent this immediately.

    • @DJCReptiles
      @DJCReptiles 22 часа назад +22

      Sharks would be a better source of power since they never stop moving. Maybe we should be domesticating seals or dolphins for this purpose though. I’m only half joking

    • @gargolus.
      @gargolus. 22 часа назад +44

      It's not ground breaking.
      It's water breaking. . .
      I'm sorry

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 14 часов назад +1

      ​@@DJCReptilesalready done in dororo

    • @hackedbyBLAGH
      @hackedbyBLAGH 10 часов назад

      Infinite suffering

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 8 часов назад +5

      @@hackedbyBLAGH Nobody minds when it's horses.

  • @vinc3112
    @vinc3112 2 дня назад +5478

    I love how he is just barefoot in every single situation

  • @TheDoggyGIR
    @TheDoggyGIR 2 дня назад +3312

    This may be one of the most unhinged videos yet... perfect!

  • @Geto-Dac
    @Geto-Dac 10 часов назад +152

    im from Europe and we eat carp . just have to know how to make it . its delicious .Brined Carp
    Ingredients:
    1 kg carp (cleaned and cut into steaks)
    1 liter water
    100 ml vinegar
    2-3 tablespoons salt
    1-2 bay leaves
    10-12 black peppercorns
    4-5 cloves of garlic (smashed)
    Fresh parsley (for garnish)
    Optional: slices of lemon
    Instructions:
    Prepare the Brine:
    In a large pot, combine water, vinegar, salt, bay leaves, black peppercorns, and smashed garlic.
    Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce heat and let it simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let it cool slightly.
    Cook the Carp:
    Place the carp steaks in a shallow dish or a large pot.
    Pour the warm brine over the fish, ensuring they are fully submerged. If necessary, you can add more water to cover the fish completely.
    Let the carp marinate for at least 2 hours, or ideally overnight in the refrigerator.
    Grill the Fish:
    Preheat the grill or a grill pan.
    Remove the carp from the brine and allow it to drain slightly.
    Grill the carp steaks for about 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked through and nicely charred.
    Serve:
    Transfer the grilled carp to a serving plate.
    Garnish with fresh parsley and optional lemon slices.
    Serve hot, accompanied by polenta or a fresh salad.

    • @mertzanakia
      @mertzanakia 7 часов назад +2

      which country and region is this recipe from?

    • @bleach3888
      @bleach3888 6 часов назад

      the absolute lengths europeans will go to eat garbage

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 6 часов назад +7

      Sounds like Czechia Poland or east Germany ​@@mertzanakia

    • @broek6075
      @broek6075 6 часов назад +3

      ​@@mertzanakiaif he's using polenta I'm thinking northern Italy

    • @leighhandley8928
      @leighhandley8928 5 часов назад +3

      Sounds like many complicated difficult steps not to taste disgusti g mud fish

  • @Spifyninja
    @Spifyninja 2 дня назад +1118

    That shot of the fish loaded in the chutes is one of the most unhinged things I've ever seen. Good work.

  • @pokemonprimed
    @pokemonprimed 2 дня назад +11197

    This is the most ethically conflicted I've felt about a RUclips video

    • @mcjuli2158
      @mcjuli2158 2 дня назад

      then watch dominion documentary and go vegan else you arent interested in animal life. If you are then you are in the position to judge the video, I'm not a huge fan either

    • @adabsurdum5905
      @adabsurdum5905 2 дня назад +878

      I feel like he was pretty nice about it. If someone harnessed a dozen squirrels and made them pull a wagon without harming them I wouldn't be upset.

    • @AWormsPurpose
      @AWormsPurpose 2 дня назад

      Carp are designated for hell before they are even born. They deserve all which earth can deliver.

    • @crimsoncherry3525
      @crimsoncherry3525 2 дня назад +75

      -☝️🤓

    • @Samsonfs
      @Samsonfs 2 дня назад +239

      You must live an incredibly closeted life then lmao

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 14 часов назад +150

    I’ve watched the video title change three times and the thumbnail change twice… it’s reminded me of how fleeting and precious existence truly is

    • @liliowen2132
      @liliowen2132 9 часов назад +5

      @@orionsarrow1025 Memento Mori 🤍🖤

    • @SeMake
      @SeMake 6 часов назад +4

      Some youtubers have access to a feature where they can upload a video with multiple titles and thumbnails and youtube will recommend them to you randomly to see which one gets clicked the most and then keeps that one.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 4 часа назад

      One of the early wish wrote this

    • @3picninjaboy
      @3picninjaboy 4 часа назад

      @@SeMake every youtube has access to that feature. A lot of them just don't use it for whatever reason

  • @nathanvanblommestein4316
    @nathanvanblommestein4316 2 дня назад +3206

    The best part is that you bought $200-$300 worth of fish to move a boat 10 metres and didn't even get to keep a single one

    • @opal1076
      @opal1076 День назад +124

      and made a few grands getting views off of it

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 День назад +46

      @@opal1076 ok but the point of the comment wasn't about his money, it was that it's really inefficient

    • @MrCazjd
      @MrCazjd День назад +23

      All it needed was grills on the ends of the pipes to cap them off so the fish couldn’t escape

    • @ganjalfcreamcorn8438
      @ganjalfcreamcorn8438 День назад +2

      @@MrCazjd or to just not do it at all lol

    • @yushouji8952
      @yushouji8952 День назад +13

      ​@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438but that wouldn't make a good youtube vid now is it

  • @stonedyouri
    @stonedyouri 2 дня назад +2668

    2:31 "punched a cone" means ripping the bong for anyone wondering

    • @bullilite
      @bullilite День назад +1

      And "sucked off my first man" means he preformed oral on another bloke

    • @Rock_Appreciator
      @Rock_Appreciator День назад +116

      I've never heard that one lol, thanks

    • @rexxyonpc
      @rexxyonpc День назад +44

      ​@Rock_Appreciator cause your not aussie enough 😂😅 it's okay tho we forgive you

    • @juiceda6
      @juiceda6 День назад +9

      What did he say after that lol ?

    • @glenni249
      @glenni249 День назад

      ​@@juiceda6He sucked off his first man under those lilly pads. I can't imagine you need that translated.

  • @harry-nl7wn
    @harry-nl7wn День назад +415

    amazing how everyone in the comments is now suddenly a fish chariot expert

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 4 часа назад +4

      If noone knows anything about fish chariot beforehand, then even if you know so little about it, you are still technically an expert.

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 20 минут назад

      @@crappyshorehen8201 Shit, you've got a point.

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 2 дня назад +663

    Yeah, Australia is the only country in the world where you can find koalas in trees, kangaroos in your backyard and office workers in ponds.

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 2 дня назад +309

    You should see how many children it takes to pull your car next, in case it breaks again.
    I thought children and fish would be similar as they both can be found in schools.

    • @nottherealChickenJoe
      @nottherealChickenJoe 19 часов назад +16

      Children are kind of like an engine....

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 18 часов назад

      ​Easy to catch aswell ​@nottherealChickenJoe

    • @phantomzero906
      @phantomzero906 17 часов назад +9

      Ngl I would watch that. You’ll also have to account for age groups, gender, and activity.

    • @EffectualPoet
      @EffectualPoet 14 часов назад

      Ha

  • @aiuipapito
    @aiuipapito День назад +176

    somewhere in the fish universe, there's a unhinged fish engineer using human corpses as land chariots

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 15 часов назад +1

      corpses?

    • @thehans5726
      @thehans5726 9 часов назад +1

      @@bable6314plenty of dead divers down there

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 8 часов назад +3

      @@thehans5726 Still doesn't work.

  • @__8120
    @__8120 2 дня назад +940

    "A fish, is kind of like an engine"
    They hated him for he spoke the truth

  • @MeLLi-v-
    @MeLLi-v- 2 дня назад +1477

    The secret super power of this channel is selecting the PERFECT music for every shot and scene. As he was croozing along with five fishpower, I just listened and was like ".....damn. I love being alive."

    • @Mehhemo
      @Mehhemo 2 дня назад +2

      I know right haha, although I guess it was 4 fishpower later on? What's the ratio of fishpower to horsepower?

    • @Skiman__
      @Skiman__ День назад +2

      The music in the kitchen aurora borealis is also top tier, fits the visuals perfectly

    • @allanchon1361
      @allanchon1361 День назад

      Yeah ngl i was in a pretty cagey mood but this cheered me up alot

    • @hermaeusmora2945
      @hermaeusmora2945 День назад +4

      His music choices are absolute bangers...i just wish he'd put song titles in the description.

    • @patrickchang9135
      @patrickchang9135 День назад

      ​@@hermaeusmora2945 Could always try detecting the song with Shazam

  • @aratosees
    @aratosees День назад +61

    Pretty sure Poseidon’s watching this like, ‘Finally, someone gets it!’

    • @Blasckk
      @Blasckk 5 часов назад +2

      Aquaman*

  • @urbanlucky98
    @urbanlucky98 День назад +1474

    imagine having friends who jump in a suit into the water for your youtube intro, that's a great friend.

    • @Florafly
      @Florafly День назад +96

      Aleksa is a legend. ❤

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 День назад +87

      To be fair he has made himself the target of the US government and Chevron assassins for Alexa's channel

    • @grantcatdone3417
      @grantcatdone3417 День назад +70

      *boyfriend

    • @thermoking23
      @thermoking23 День назад

      @@grantcatdone3417 damn good for them

    • @g.a13e
      @g.a13e День назад +47

      *lover

  • @MaizeSnallygaster
    @MaizeSnallygaster День назад +436

    This is the offishal method of transportation that Australian Santa uses to pull his sleigh.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 День назад +32

      “offishal” is either the dumbest spelling I have ever seen, or most clever pun I have ever seen.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 День назад +1

      Either that or some feral water buffaloes of Australia. Why use hard to source animals when you can just use invasive species?

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d День назад +4

      It used to be 6 white kangaroos but the guy that wrote that song was Rolf Harris so santa went and bought some barramundi instead 😅

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder День назад +169

    i think the most efficient way would be to pyrolyze the fish and turn it into charcoal and then use that charcoal to run a coal powered steam engine. you should also be able to burn the fish gas that comes off from pyrolyzing to get extra power. i've seen people do this with bees to make bee charcoal and create heat during the winter

    • @linecraftman3907
      @linecraftman3907 День назад +12

      What the hell 🤣

    • @LMAx22Nissart
      @LMAx22Nissart День назад +15

      Never thought I’d hear about bee charcoal

    • @proot.
      @proot. 23 часа назад +1

      @@LMAx22Nissart Yeah codyslab did it in a video a while back, while seeing what all he could turn into charcoal.

    • @duchoang5410
      @duchoang5410 19 часов назад +1

      Fish gas

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo 8 часов назад

      you can burn the fish after it gets hungry or tired after you use it as an engine first. For sort of hybrid fish engine.

  • @thegunslinginghero
    @thegunslinginghero 2 дня назад +1499

    You didn't nearly use enough back hair and turtles Mate. That's how the greatest pirate ever escaped an unescapable island.

  • @ShypaxGaming
    @ShypaxGaming 2 дня назад +589

    the fact you ate the mealworms for a 5 second clip and a very bad joke shows dedication , i salute you straya'man

    • @sarahnoel666
      @sarahnoel666 2 дня назад +48

      The commitment to bits that someone could easily miss if they looked at their phone for 2 seconds, is why I love this man

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 День назад +6

      Tbf, loads of ppl eat bugs 🤷

    • @KleefFerid
      @KleefFerid День назад +8

      That clip is from an older video about a North Korean cookbook, I think. Ooo, that was a good video. Yeah, nice. Haha, look at me talking to myself, again. Jeez, man, you've got to stop doing that.

    • @givlupi2686
      @givlupi2686 День назад +5

      He's pretty obviously just pretending to eat them

    • @asa_9469
      @asa_9469 День назад +1

      no one is as committed to the bit as idat

  • @Garf-s
    @Garf-s День назад +18

    Compared to the daily horrors inflicted on the animal kingdom, this barely registers on the cosmic guilt scale

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 2 дня назад +1347

    Maybe instead of putting a harness on the fish, just put a net around the tube and have the fish push against a soft net. Or, have a soft mesh net around the fish inside the tube, that way the pulling force is applied evenly around the fish and will be less likely to hurt or hinder them.

    • @whs1pmjazz
      @whs1pmjazz 2 дня назад +161

      you're not wrong, but yeah he's totally going to be repeating this

    • @olivermonks2568
      @olivermonks2568 2 дня назад +33

      It is not going to hurt them any less, and they were not hurt by harnesses

    • @Reubachi
      @Reubachi 2 дня назад +14

      @@olivermonks2568while you are correct and I of course agree with your point/see no issue with this experiment…the idea is that these animals can’t provide consent regardless.

    • @Vo2dai
      @Vo2dai 2 дня назад +92

      @@Reubachi "There are no laws against the fish, batman..."

    • @RPG-Center
      @RPG-Center 2 дня назад +6

      @@Reubachi what?

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 2 дня назад +252

    13:35 I think this might be the single funniest image I've seen in any of your videos

    • @Kokurorokuko
      @Kokurorokuko 2 дня назад +17

      Looks like a fish bazooka

    • @Feirho123
      @Feirho123 2 дня назад +1

      fr lmaoooo

    • @thestarspark2288
      @thestarspark2288 2 дня назад +3

      I showed this video to my boyfriend and he is literally crying from laughing so much

    • @wpjohn91
      @wpjohn91 День назад

      Bird hot tub intro

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 День назад

      I think it’s something about how calm the fish seem in the moment. Like they’re just chillin, dangling in their pipes

  • @tylerz4851
    @tylerz4851 День назад +28

    Watching boy-boy then this is like moving between bizzaro worlds or something. Not complaining, both are excellent

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy День назад +8

      Boy Boy is the political messaging, and IDAT is the techonological advancement that will support it. This video is for renewable energy and the rest of IDAT's videos are for the weapons necessary for the revolution.

  • @notyomama1306
    @notyomama1306 2 дня назад +568

    5:50 is the funniest thing i have seen on this channel in like 6 years, the fish smacking the ground and the look of astonishment and defeat is perfect.

    • @TrickORTreatttt
      @TrickORTreatttt 2 дня назад

      Part 2: Halloween
      ruclips.net/video/w04VLKPtw8c/видео.html

    • @3DWaffle457
      @3DWaffle457 2 дня назад

      ​@@TrickORTreattttwho the fuck asked

    • @logankaibel2372
      @logankaibel2372 2 дня назад +1

      @@TrickORTreatttt what the hell does this have to do anything?

    • @owo1744
      @owo1744 2 дня назад

      @@logankaibel2372 Its a scammer

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 2 дня назад +8

      ​@@TrickORTreattttit's a spam bot, just report and ignore

  • @AllGoodOutside
    @AllGoodOutside День назад +108

    The koi farmer Trash talking the carp“ Yeah you don't want to hire him he's lazy AF”

    • @zeepro_tv
      @zeepro_tv День назад +4

      It's true. If you hook one far enough off shore, you typically end up dragging them in on their side.

  • @yuqipan7570
    @yuqipan7570 16 часов назад +12

    Now THIS is podracing

    • @RolandHazoto
      @RolandHazoto 13 часов назад +1

      No, if they were dolphins it would be pod racing

  • @danj9548
    @danj9548 2 дня назад +594

    "What are you doing?"
    "Not much, just taking my fish for a walk"

  • @greyscale1092
    @greyscale1092 2 дня назад +659

    He did a thing

  • @toastie_toast3
    @toastie_toast3 21 час назад +22

    Tbh this is probably more ethical then lots of things people do

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 8 часов назад +1

      More ethical than lootboxes.

    • @bisexualmajima
      @bisexualmajima 4 часа назад +1

      It's more ethical than what those fish are literally bred at that farm for lol

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 2 дня назад +206

    If the harness was attached to the bottom of the pipe as well as the top, it would work better, as the harness makes them turn upwards when they want to swim fast. But also, I think having a small net on the front of each pipe, with a hole just large enough for their snout to fit through would work best instead of a harness. That way their head would be fixed into the net and they could swim semi-freely without the obstruction of the harness.

    • @Dialga355
      @Dialga355 День назад +68

      We got a fish chariot expert over here

    • @Jpcooldood
      @Jpcooldood День назад +24

      i bet you think your soooo smart, ive been working on fish chariots for 23 years and they way he did it was standard regulation

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies День назад +5

      Lol oddly enough I have done this before, but with something much smaller.

    • @campbellhenderson9335
      @campbellhenderson9335 15 часов назад +2

      How did you get your cylinder out of the tube ​@@MetastaticMaladies?

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 14 часов назад

      @@campbellhenderson9335 I don’t know what you’re referring to? What cylinder and what tube? If you’re talking about his set up, mine was completely different. I used a modified fish tank and netting. A lot less work than what he did lol

  • @gamb
    @gamb 2 дня назад +311

    we got enslaved fish chariots before gta 6

  • @geot735
    @geot735 5 часов назад +5

    Kid: "Mom, can we buy an Aquaman Figurine?"
    Mom: "No, we have aquaman at home"
    Aquaman at home:

  • @jezzathegoat
    @jezzathegoat 2 дня назад +262

    9:45 The guy just needed someone to talk to mate

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 2 дня назад +52

      Yes, him talking about his son actually got me a bit sad, Idat is probably around the same age that his son would be were he alive.

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 2 дня назад +26

      that was definitely a bit, not real so don't worry.

    • @GingerHead.
      @GingerHead. 2 дня назад

      @@gaemer3967i hope 😢

    • @miadiamia
      @miadiamia 2 дня назад +3

      funniest part of the video it's so jarring i love ut

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 2 дня назад +13

      @@gaemer3967 I was unsure if that were the case, either way it's definitely the reality for many parents.

  • @schurik4n
    @schurik4n 2 дня назад +1178

    Remember this man is not suicidal and isn't going to go missing because of his invention
    He is kinda suicidal with his explosive hammer when i think about it

    • @TrickORTreatttt
      @TrickORTreatttt 2 дня назад +2

      0:45

    • @AnonNopleb
      @AnonNopleb 2 дня назад +17

      If they can't fake that, they'll try to sabotage his inventions. Pretty sure they already made a move and tampered with the one fish that escaped the harness.

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 2 дня назад +13

      The establishment big oil does not want you to know this boating tip

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 2 дня назад +8

      Big fish is gonna get him

    • @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
      @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 2 дня назад +1

      Correct

  • @darkflame0582
    @darkflame0582 15 часов назад +6

    I thought he was going to find a clevar way around the title but Holly shit as advertised

  • @iluomopeloso
    @iluomopeloso День назад +377

    A few ideas for improvement:
    1) Use a net that fits around the fish (leaving their faces, gills, and fins free to work) to more effectively hold them.
    2) Make the tubes a few inches longer and put netting "doors" on them. If the fish "slip their traces", they'll still be contained.
    3) For steering, you want the "fish yoke" to be mounted on a swivel under the tongue. Then mount a crossbar to the bow of the boat. Mount pulleys on the end of the crossbar. Run ropes out from where you sit, through the pulleys, and then forward to the "fish yoke". This should give you enough leverage to point them in the direction you wish.
    Good luck with version 1.1!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE День назад +2

      E

    • @cbplayz2374
      @cbplayz2374 День назад +16

      Please never make another one of these they're too cursed.

    • @ars85202
      @ars85202 День назад +4

      Please don't make improvements, this thing is too cursed the way it is now

    • @proot.
      @proot. 23 часа назад

      Since they've got the tube, they could probably ditch the harness altogether. Just make the tube narrow enough that the fish can't turn around, and put meshing over the ends so the fish can't escape.

  • @kaik168
    @kaik168 2 дня назад +246

    1:10 "Divorce, which I don't want to happen again". Boys, we got an IDAT lore update!

    • @silverXnoise
      @silverXnoise 2 дня назад

      They got married at Disney World back when they were gay just to annoy Florida, but sadly it didn’t last beyond the honeymoon. At least they can still be -occasionally- frequently homoerotic chums.

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 День назад +5

      I think we got a lot of lore in that few min 😂

    • @aksharaxx_09
      @aksharaxx_09 День назад +1

      That was a bit bro 😭😭

  • @SIedgeHammer83
    @SIedgeHammer83 5 часов назад +2

    This is the most flintstone boat I've ever seen.

  • @everything_LK_Banda
    @everything_LK_Banda 2 дня назад +305

    7:01 And if this looks unethical to you, that's because it is 😂😂

  • @itskhro
    @itskhro День назад +36

    How many housefly's does it take for an organic jetpack next.

  • @mystiquesquared
    @mystiquesquared 2 часа назад +1

    Those 5 fish are gonna have the craziest ass storie to tell. 😂

  • @shellshocked2323
    @shellshocked2323 2 дня назад +117

    If I'm trapped on a deserted island, I'm bringing ididathing with me, stupid brilliance and I love it.

    • @jaredthomas5637
      @jaredthomas5637 2 дня назад +5

      I mean, if we get to pick our Aussie youtuber then I want the guy from Primitive Technology for my island.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 День назад +4

      If I'm trapped in a deserted island Ididathing is the last person I would want to be there, that dude is eating me day one

    • @MZenden74
      @MZenden74 День назад

      At 02:34 🤢🤮

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 2 дня назад +128

    barefoot around eels is ballsy

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 2 дня назад +8

      Footsy

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 2 дня назад

      Electric eels aren’t eels and moray eels live in the ocean. Other than that they’re mostly regular fish in terms of danger

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey День назад +49

      You should see him around angle-grinders.

    • @Wolphie
      @Wolphie День назад

      I mean, he's Australian, he's probably used to wildlife trying to kill him on a daily basis 🤣

    • @hapybratt8640
      @hapybratt8640 День назад +2

      @@1FatLittleMonkey or crabs, or home-made guns, or...

  • @TheMajsis1337
    @TheMajsis1337 3 часа назад +1

    I may have been born to early to witness man walk on the moon... but I was born just in time to see a guy build a fish chariot!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 дня назад +69

    *"There's no laws against fish Batman"* -Alex while did the thing, probably

  • @Ratssssssssssssss
    @Ratssssssssssssss 2 дня назад +55

    If you live in Australia, you would know he posted this at 12 in the fucking morning. no dont ask why Im awake

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 2 дня назад +3

      Only 10:30 pm in perth tbf

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan День назад

      I’m subscribed to RUclipsrs who live in the same time zone as me who have uploaded at like 2 am+
      rookie numbers

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 День назад +1

      I was wondering. It's 3 pm when I'm waking up and seeing it. No don't ask why I'm waking up

    • @rosiejl2798
      @rosiejl2798 День назад +1

      I think because he left it to the last minute to post before the month was up and the sponsorship video was due.

  • @neobrokethematrixlikeanerd
    @neobrokethematrixlikeanerd 5 часов назад +1

    Love that slang“Punched my first cone” .
    Also, your neighbors have got to be confused, often.

  • @MH_Binky
    @MH_Binky 2 дня назад +24

    I'm not surprised you made this video. I am surprised you were sponsored to make this video.

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 2 дня назад +210

    0:10 Catching a corporate yuppie is next level Meta and downright hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 How many people caught* that? 😉

    • @arnaudFbr
      @arnaudFbr 2 дня назад +3

      can't understand the jokeeeee can you explain please?

    • @laughingman3777
      @laughingman3777 2 дня назад +33

      @arnaudFbr Yuppie rhymes with guppie, a type of fish. The joke is he tried to catch a fish, presumably a guppie but he dragged out a salary man instead.

    • @YerUnclePhil
      @YerUnclePhil 2 дня назад +4

      It totally felt like it was inspired by Monty Python or Kids in the Hall.

    • @phoenixeragon6404
      @phoenixeragon6404 День назад +2

      He caught a case

    • @SBChaevok
      @SBChaevok День назад +2

      I was going to say, "duh" - but the comments before me show that maybe there are some that didn't get it. Interesting. lol

  • @kyzayt2242
    @kyzayt2242 День назад +3

    do this again but with a croc, you should only need one😂

  • @Skyzhyper
    @Skyzhyper 2 дня назад +63

    Now this is what I’ve been waiting for, slowly growing my fish army to pull me to the finish line

  • @janemba42
    @janemba42 2 дня назад +122

    I always hear about Aussies punching cones... I hope this Cone guy is alright

    • @4Poundjellybean
      @4Poundjellybean 16 часов назад

      They should be punching kony2012 amirite

  • @Fiqu64
    @Fiqu64 2 дня назад +51

    the last thing id do is get in a random body of water in Australia

    • @TM-ft5po
      @TM-ft5po 2 дня назад

      Be a man.

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R День назад +2

      For those wondering "wait, is it the water or the land that you're supposed to avoid in Australia?"
      The answer is "Yes".

  • @Corvin.z
    @Corvin.z 2 дня назад +61

    “He's the best pirate I’ve ever seen”

  • @chilledclay2619
    @chilledclay2619 День назад +6

    Since it’s coming Christmas time soon, I’d like to see you on your fish chariot delivering presents to the lesser fortunate fishermen who have to pay for fuel for their boats!

  • @JohnyRapidCarrot
    @JohnyRapidCarrot День назад +47

    that's cool, but you know what's cooler? riding a fish with a saddle

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard День назад

      Bet let me just hop on a dolphin.

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 День назад +1

      @@R.K_ChalkboardA zoology expert, I see.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 15 часов назад

      @@R.K_Chalkboard He said fish, not mammal.

  • @резня-п1е
    @резня-п1е 2 дня назад +14

    if horses were as slippery we'd never reach an industrial revolution

  • @Abigart69
    @Abigart69 3 часа назад +1

    now that you've changed the thumbnail, I've clicked on this video! IT REALLY WORKS MAN YOU DID IT!

  • @oldmanryss
    @oldmanryss 2 дня назад +33

    if people way back then learned that animals can pull their carriers on land, let this guy do his innovative thing for the water version of it

  • @messyg-tar2251
    @messyg-tar2251 2 дня назад +50

    9:50 i love these random conversations you have with randoms while on a riverbed haha

    • @EggyGTO
      @EggyGTO 2 дня назад

      look at his line.. :))

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy День назад

      the fish won (good)

  • @wkndwarrior3441
    @wkndwarrior3441 14 часов назад +1

    I love your vids dying in Afghanistan is not a joke. I lost a friend in Afghanistan. And for even more info to the haters it was Abbey gate 8/26/21 at Kabul airport. Her name was Sgt Gee.

  • @Chokymilk.
    @Chokymilk. 2 дня назад +17

    9:46 “and he died in Afghanistan” man does not care he will rant to any one

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy День назад

      the fish won (good)

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 2 дня назад +24

    somebody should make a handbag that looks like a realistic carp with a zipper on the top and a harness for a handle that'd actually go so hard

    • @Leeqzombie
      @Leeqzombie День назад +1

      Going into the pet section of The Reject Shop and grabbing two dog collars and that carp cat toy that has plush fillets they can dig out, ez carp bag

    • @cermit2379
      @cermit2379 6 часов назад

      They do. My friend bought one at a thrift store years ago

  • @ZikDot
    @ZikDot День назад +6

    Its also worth noting that you were going against the wind on the boat. So you may have been able to max out at 3kmph with that 4 fish power boat.

  • @MANIC3420
    @MANIC3420 2 дня назад +31

    5:40 what is going on 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 2 дня назад +32

    0:20 "Oh thank goodness! I found you! I wanted to talk to you about your cars extended warranty!"

  • @razaplaysch
    @razaplaysch Час назад +1

    you’re so cool, i wish australia was real

  • @Mystery-pd6jc
    @Mystery-pd6jc 2 дня назад +25

    Man invents the world's shittest motor

  • @mattparkent440
    @mattparkent440 2 дня назад +18

    Even though this has never been done before, it's still the most Australian thing ever.

  • @dijkstra4698
    @dijkstra4698 4 часа назад +1

    this might be the wildest video ive ever seen 😂 fucking love it, congrats on thinking of this wacky idea

  • @Cantfocvs
    @Cantfocvs День назад +17

    6:20 theres actually a very small percentage of fish that can effectively swim backward. An example is the African Leaf Fish/Leopard Bush Cichlid. I have one as a pet theyre very pretty and have a surprising amount of character

  • @blob0000
    @blob0000 2 дня назад +15

    This is easily the safest thing he's done

  • @zarinaromanets7290
    @zarinaromanets7290 День назад +3

    Man props for literally harnessing fish, the slipperiest thing since politicians. 😂 since the fish came from captivity, it's a good idea to vriefly quarantine them in the tank and twst for any random fungal infections or potential parasites before releasing to gen pop where it could wipe out the regulars.

  • @SjoerdBeukers
    @SjoerdBeukers День назад +14

    7:33 I think fish are supposed to sink.

    • @tophatvideosinc.5858
      @tophatvideosinc.5858 День назад +2

      fish are supposed to remain neutrally buoyant. a sinking or floating fish are both problems

  • @RalphIvanDelaTonga
    @RalphIvanDelaTonga 2 дня назад +118

    Yay he uploaded

  • @julianb5905
    @julianb5905 6 часов назад +2

    This is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @middlesiderrider
    @middlesiderrider День назад +10

    . The current unlimited water speed record is 511.11 km/h (317.59 mph), achieved by Australian Ken Warby in the Spirit of Australia on 8 October 1978.
    I couldn't find any fish-powered water speed record, but it would be fitting if another Australian held that speed record as well.

  • @SquirrelMaestro
    @SquirrelMaestro 2 дня назад +54

    And that’s how he introduced the fish to a new habitat

    • @randomsnow6510
      @randomsnow6510 2 дня назад +13

      lets hope they arent invasive

    • @benjaminrogers9848
      @benjaminrogers9848 День назад +1

      I believe he released them into the same area they came from or are native to

    • @TheNickmista
      @TheNickmista День назад +4

      Barramundi are native to Australia. Their usual range is a little further north of Sydney which I believe is where IDAT is from but they absolutely aren't invasive in that region. They don't live there because it's not preferable not because it's an environment they've never previously been able to reach.

    • @fransua21
      @fransua21 День назад

      But it's so near to their original habitat that predators roam there too. So it's unlikely to become a plague situation.
      Also, probably those fish are all female

  • @ThePrideofSociety
    @ThePrideofSociety День назад +4

    This is like Paul Atreides learning to ride the sandworm

  • @LightSpinAngler
    @LightSpinAngler День назад +10

    This is how I assume mythology was invented. Imagine seeing this living on an island in the Mediterranean in Ancient Greece/Rome.

  • @abrahamespejel5884
    @abrahamespejel5884 День назад +111

    0:30 I was fully expecting something like a, "I was trying to reach you about your..." You know the words.

    • @MattMaxwell
      @MattMaxwell День назад +8

      Or "I'm from the Australian Tax Office, we have some queries about your 2022 tax return."

  • @Peachy.Enough
    @Peachy.Enough День назад +5

    Thank you! I’ve been trying to figure out how many fish I’d need to cross the pacific for ages now.

  • @RealSykoRust
    @RealSykoRust 2 дня назад +66

    do how many whales next

    • @solanumtuberosa
      @solanumtuberosa 2 дня назад +3

      I dont think gacha game players can swim

    • @chom15
      @chom15 День назад

      ​@@solanumtuberosa Zinger!

  • @MrTuneslol
    @MrTuneslol 2 дня назад +39

    15:40 "But I still couldn't turn them" He says as actively turning them almost 360° 😂

    • @pacmonster066
      @pacmonster066 День назад +2

      More that he couldn't turn them on demand. The fish were just swimming in random directions and that was spinning the boat around. Nothing he was doing was making them do that

  • @averywyatt-luth1642
    @averywyatt-luth1642 2 часа назад +1

    You know what? I support it. More ethical than actual chariots xd

  • @goatah
    @goatah День назад +16

    I want to say this is probably the first ducted fish powered vehicle.

  • @tekkno.logist
    @tekkno.logist 2 дня назад +40

    What an awesome intro, although the cop-stripper was your funniest ever!

    • @messyg-tar2251
      @messyg-tar2251 2 дня назад +2

      I was thinking aboyt this one the other day. I just cannot remember which video it's in

    • @tekkno.logist
      @tekkno.logist 2 дня назад

      @@messyg-tar2251gun sword ;)

    • @ovgem
      @ovgem 2 дня назад +3

      ​@@messyg-tar2251the gun blade maybe?

    • @xerfrex7869
      @xerfrex7869 2 дня назад

      @@ovgem yes, the gunblade

  • @ma5k_
    @ma5k_ 21 час назад +4

    “Fish are fuel, not food.” -Finding Nemo 3

  • @Djorin
    @Djorin 2 дня назад +16

    A Wels Catfish would have made for a great propulsion: they are big, extremely resistant and good propulsion! They tend to be slippery though

  • @BertoPlease
    @BertoPlease 2 дня назад +12

    7:45 tfw the bait - lunch bit was already good, and the madman takes it a step further by actually eating the bait (seemingly)

    • @creeper7722
      @creeper7722 День назад +2

      its just dried mealworms he did eat them

  • @jacksond420
    @jacksond420 День назад +3

    Alexa is literally Luffy in that moment when finally listens to the rest of his crew 8:16

  • @messyg-tar2251
    @messyg-tar2251 2 дня назад +26

    2:32 ah yes, a man of culture

    • @jeizdolok
      @jeizdolok 2 дня назад

      For any non Aussies: first smoke out of a b0ng 💞 I love our language