If Lambert made a mixtape, these would be the tracks... 1. Goddamn It Fisher! 2. Have You Gone Insane? 3. This Might Mean War 4. You're Finished! 5. God Help Us All 6. Get Outta There! 7.The Mission Is Over! ft. Sam Fisher
Sam is like a petulant child to Lambert, which makes it hilarious to me 😆.... the NPC voice acting adds to it too because Sam is like, being a reckless prick around a bunch of Borats 😆 🤣
Lambert: what the hell was that Fisher ? Fisher: I killed kombayn nikoladze Lambert: I can see that we can't get the ark now. Me: Then why the hell you ask what he was doing?
Lambert:Damnit, Fisher. that truck was our only chance at a quiet entry into the embassy Fisher: So i go in noisy Lambert: no way the mission over get out of there
02:37 More like Lambert would have said "Fat chance in hell, Fisher. Third Echelon will NOT have any Rambo like assaults on the embassy! Get out of there, the mission's over".
Emilios Powerballer Not really. Weapons, especially in the first two games were generally very unreliable because as soon as you shoot, all your consecutive bullets will automatically miss unless you let the reticle return to the center. Basically, automatic fire is completely useless
@@theelegantassassin1174 There was a reason for that, though. The game wanted you to specifically handle your obstacles by sneaking. Lambert literally says in the Training mission that gun should always be your last resort.
Lambert: "Oh my god! I don't think we can talk our way out of this." Fisher: "No one is asking us to talk our way out of anything! That's a politician's job!"
I love the ones where Fisher actually replies. "Damnit, Fisher! That truck was our only chance at a quiet entry into the embassy! 😡" "So I go in noisy 😎"
Fun times, I miss the banter between Sam and Lambert in the old games :( Btw, you missed one mission failed message in Chinese Embassy 2, if you kill or KO certain guards before they open keypad-locked doors "You're stuck, mission's over" :P
Oh dammit. I knew I was missing something in Chinese Embassy. I think I did well though getting all these in 2 hours. And I agree, I miss the banter in the old Splinter Cells. Personally I think after Chaos Theory it went down hill from there. Double Agent was alright, but I hate how they went with the ending where you kill Lambert in all the Splinter Cell sequels after that.
I agree, Double Agent (both versions) is the last game I was really invested in, the newer games just aren't the same. Some say Blacklist was a return to form but I don't see it, it's still too fast and arcade-y compared to the slow, methodical stealth of the old ones, plus there's a ton of missing features and they butchered Sam's character.
I agree with the fact that there were missing features in blacklist like interrogating the guards and other stuff plus Fisher's character was just messed up. But the gameplay in blacklist was vastly improved and in a handful of missions it did return to form somewhat. Where the game really shines is giving the players options on how to complete missions. If you want to play fast and go infiltrate an area by "going in noisy" you can do that, want to take your time and stealth your way through a level, go ahead. If you want that slow and methodical style then play the game on perfectionist where you can't mark and execute, thermo goggles can't see through walls, limited ammo, and enemies can kill you fast if your'e spotted.
Mission Failed-methods you missed: Training: - Shoot the instructor in the retinal scanner room Police Precinct: - Kill Gurgenidze in the burning house - Sound too many alarms Defense Ministry - Kill two civillians - Kill the colonel before using him on the retinal scanner - Compromise Grinko and Masse's conversation - Kill Wilkes at the end of the mission Oil Refinery: - Touch the water level (without dying) - Be discovered by the mercenary technician or his escort - Let the mercenary technician get too far - Have the technician's briefcase fall in the water CIA HQ: - Kill or KO Dougherty before accessing his computer - Kill Wilkes or Baxter Kalinatek: - Kill Wilkes at the beginning - Enter the keypad code on the 3rd floor before rescuing the two technicians - Have the bomb explode - Have Ivan killed Chinese Embassy: - Have an enemy run over by the truck Abattoir: - Sound too many alarms Chinese Embassy 2: - Kill Coen at the beginning - Kill any of the colonels before they input the keypad codes - Kill the colonel before using him to unlock the retinal scanner - Kill Feirong before accessing his computer Presidential Palace: - Sound too many alarms
"He said destroyed it all!" *Shoot Feirong's data.* Lambert: "Damn, we're too late. They've destroyed Feirongs' data and our chances of avoiding war. The mission's over Fisher. 4:09.
>The rays of light break through the shutters >Sam slowly opens his eyes and yawns >Still groggy he gets up from the left side of the bed >MY GOD FISHER, HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? THE MISSION'S OVER!
@DeadlyCreature OK that's really awsome to know.... I used to play on original Xbox and I did not realized PC was that relaxed, awsome work you had going through all that.
I'll make note to attempt to do it. Will be hard though. Pandora Tomorrow is pretty unstable on PC, luckily i have a really old graphics card, so i don't encounter issues most people with modern graphics cards get like flickering textures, broken lighting etc. Will also be a bit difficult since i'm not as familiar with Pandora Tomorrow and am not entirely sure where all the mission fails are. Only beat it twice. It's one of the hardest Splinter Cells out there. But I'll definitely see what I can do and investigate it thoroughly.
4:05 If you knock out all 3 guards without alerting any of them but before the cutscene finishes, the game will act as if they succeeded in destroying the mission-critical PC.
L : "You're fired. You're out of the agency!!"
F : "Fine!" *Proceed to join enemies agency
This one had me cracking me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Lambert jumps back up*
“Damn it Fisher! You weren’t supposed to kill me until Splinter Cell Double Agent! This is pure madness! The mission’s over!”
Lambert: What the Hell was That Fisher?
If Lambert made a mixtape, these would be the tracks...
1. Goddamn It Fisher!
2. Have You Gone Insane?
3. This Might Mean War
4. You're Finished!
5. God Help Us All
6. Get Outta There!
7.The Mission Is Over! ft. Sam Fisher
Bonus tracks: that was madness
And for December “Holy Christmas Fisher!”
That was pure madness
Find yourself a fallout shelter Fisher
Another bonus track: sweet jesus fisher
Why does Lambert scorning Fisher make me laugh so much? Ive never laughed this hard for a loong time
Same man
Mission over!
Sam is like a petulant child to Lambert, which makes it hilarious to me 😆.... the NPC voice acting adds to it too because Sam is like, being a reckless prick around a bunch of Borats 😆 🤣
"You killed Kombayn Nikoladze. Now we can't get the Ark."
*5 minutes later*
"Let me be as clear as possible. Kill Nikoladze."
6:16
"My God, Fisher! You weren't supposed to kill me for another three games! The mission's over!!!"
6:13 x 0,5
Welcome to the NSA
Kills Lambert still accepted into the NSA
RebornV3 Lambert was holding him back anyway ;)
🤣😆
JBA
"I thought I told you to leave Ivan behind"
"He is not going anywhere now"
Lol, cracked me up 😅
2:48 is so funny. The way the camera sounds and lambert just goes OH MY GAWHD
This is the best one
I love how Sam Fish got run over by truck
Lambert: what the hell was that Fisher ?
Fisher: I killed kombayn nikoladze
Lambert: I can see that we can't get the ark now.
Me: Then why the hell you ask what he was doing?
05:11 Lambert must be throwing a coffee mug to the wall by now.
0:03 This is the funniest one 🤣
God damnit Fisher ! What the hell were you thinking ? You're fired. You're out of the agency. Game over !
3:42 is the funniest when an American Troop yells HELP! 😄
1:25
LAMBERT: What in God's name do you think you're doing, Fisher? The mission's over.
Even Lambert has common decency to let a man finish his business. Fisher's like "So anyway, I started blasting."
1:10 “you sounded too many alarms, mission over” as sam casually gets gunned down 😂
Lambert:Damnit, Fisher. that truck was our only chance at a quiet entry into the embassy
Fisher: So i go in noisy
Lambert: no way the mission over get out of there
2:32
Damnit, Fisher, that truck was our only chance at a quiet entry in to the Embassy.
My god Fisher! Have you gone insane?! The missions over.
FestiveCoder So I go in noisy.
FestiveCoder Gets run over by truck lol
Adam Rosario No way. The mission's over. Get out of there.
I heard this sentence so many Times, it’s like burnt in my brain😅 And when Fisher says „So I going noisy“ I was like; tf yeah!
0:32 Sam: fires at some random guy
That random guy: "I better get close to whoever's shooting at me!"
2:21
LAMBERT: My God Fisher! Have you gone insane? The mission is over.
5:51 CJ: "You picked the wrong house foo"
"Oh, crap!"
Ahh good ole' Lambert
1:56 You weren't supposed to let them die, Fisher! The mission's over!
that dying scream
@@StarXsu90 I died laughing!
There's a fine line between letting them die and intentionally killing them.
Fisher at 2:37 So I going noisy😂
Man that was funny asf 😂😂😂 that sounded so dirty wtff
02:37 More like Lambert would have said "Fat chance in hell, Fisher. Third Echelon will NOT have any Rambo like assaults on the embassy! Get out of there, the mission's over".
Lambert: Goddamn it, Fisher! _The mission's over!_
Also Lambert: Aw, crap! Fisher, you just killed the wrong guy.
LOL. It's always funny when Lambert said "THE MISSION'S OVER".
0:01 That's a great way to start a job interview; clock em' upside the head with an elbow
show'em you're an alpha, CEO in one week. boom. mic drop. oh snap. hellz yah
OMFG!!! That ending... LMAO!!!
2:20 When she brings up Wilkes again...
0:28 GAME LOGIC shoots the guy 4 times on the chest, guy is still running
Emilios Powerballer Not really. Weapons, especially in the first two games were generally very unreliable because as soon as you shoot, all your consecutive bullets will automatically miss unless you let the reticle return to the center. Basically, automatic fire is completely useless
@@theelegantassassin1174
There was a reason for that, though. The game wanted you to specifically handle your obstacles by sneaking. Lambert literally says in the Training mission that gun should always be your last resort.
2:21
Lambert: My god fisher! Have you gone insane?! The mission is over.
Fission's over, Misher!
Fission Mailed
1:07 Fisher: WELL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!
Lambert: "Oh my god! I don't think we can talk our way out of this."
Fisher: "No one is asking us to talk our way out of anything! That's a politician's job!"
1:57 OMG THIS SCREAM
I love that this became a meme
That's One Alarm Too Many. The Mission's Over.
I love the ones where Fisher actually replies.
"Damnit, Fisher! That truck was our only chance at a quiet entry into the embassy! 😡"
"So I go in noisy 😎"
0:01 You were like four or five games to early for that.
Walsinork Was that Grim?
@@MajesticFoil Yep!
6:11 Lambert: Ah crap...
Me:*Dying of laughter*
5:51
THE MISSIONS OVER GET OUT OF THERE!!!! 😡 💢
what have you done fisher! you changed the future! you've created a time paradox!
Lol killed Lambert before Double Agent haha
The Fisher's over!
honestly that first part killed me
Fun times, I miss the banter between Sam and Lambert in the old games :(
Btw, you missed one mission failed message in Chinese Embassy 2, if you kill or KO certain guards before they open keypad-locked doors "You're stuck, mission's over" :P
Oh dammit. I knew I was missing something in Chinese Embassy. I think I did well though getting all these in 2 hours. And I agree, I miss the banter in the old Splinter Cells. Personally I think after Chaos Theory it went down hill from there. Double Agent was alright, but I hate how they went with the ending where you kill Lambert in all the Splinter Cell sequels after that.
I agree, Double Agent (both versions) is the last game I was really invested in, the newer games just aren't the same. Some say Blacklist was a return to form but I don't see it, it's still too fast and arcade-y compared to the slow, methodical stealth of the old ones, plus there's a ton of missing features and they butchered Sam's character.
I agree with the fact that there were missing features in blacklist like interrogating the guards and other stuff plus Fisher's character was just messed up. But the gameplay in blacklist was vastly improved and in a handful of missions it did return to form somewhat. Where the game really shines is giving the players options on how to complete missions. If you want to play fast and go infiltrate an area by "going in noisy" you can do that, want to take your time and stealth your way through a level, go ahead. If you want that slow and methodical style then play the game on perfectionist where you can't mark and execute, thermo goggles can't
see through walls, limited ammo, and enemies can kill you fast if your'e spotted.
Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft.
“Welcome to the NSA”
“Right” 😂😂😂
DAMN IT FISHER YOU STARTED WW3 THE MISSION IS OVER!!!
It'd be funny to have a conversation with the voice actors of Lambert and Fisher.
5:51 Also, that was a surprisingly subdued reaction over having sniped the wrong guy.
Lmao idk he sounded pissed to me
5:30 I agree with Lambert. That was one madness of a shot there.
Guys, I clearly remember Lambert saying "Fisher, you are paid to be invisible, the mission is over." Which part is it?
Smogy 001 Pandora Tomorrow most definitely.
That's Pandora Tomorrow. Voiced by Allstate aka Dennis Haysbert
I got the soda you wanted sir OMG fisher I wanted diet soda this means war this mission is over
1:56 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:12 savage AF!
Mission Failed-methods you missed:
Training:
- Shoot the instructor in the retinal scanner room
Police Precinct:
- Kill Gurgenidze in the burning house
- Sound too many alarms
Defense Ministry
- Kill two civillians
- Kill the colonel before using him on the retinal scanner
- Compromise Grinko and Masse's conversation
- Kill Wilkes at the end of the mission
Oil Refinery:
- Touch the water level (without dying)
- Be discovered by the mercenary technician or his escort
- Let the mercenary technician get too far
- Have the technician's briefcase fall in the water
CIA HQ:
- Kill or KO Dougherty before accessing his computer
- Kill Wilkes or Baxter
Kalinatek:
- Kill Wilkes at the beginning
- Enter the keypad code on the 3rd floor before rescuing the two technicians
- Have the bomb explode
- Have Ivan killed
Chinese Embassy:
- Have an enemy run over by the truck
Abattoir:
- Sound too many alarms
Chinese Embassy 2:
- Kill Coen at the beginning
- Kill any of the colonels before they input the keypad codes
- Kill the colonel before using him to unlock the retinal scanner
- Kill Feirong before accessing his computer
Presidential Palace:
- Sound too many alarms
My favorite is “my God fisher have you gone mad?!! I don’t even know what to say! The missions over! Get outta there! YOU’RE FINISHED!!!”
1:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
R.I.P Lambert ;(
"Game over, bub"!
That ending was hilarious, love it :)
02:12 "Not going anywhere now?! Sam you screwed him up!!!!".
"He's not going anywhere now."
My favourite game of all time. Literally lost count how many times I've completed it. Great video! 🤣
3:06! 😂
Lambert is like: Fisher, have you lost your mind!? -sighs- Maybe you're not the good agent as we hope after all, the mission is over!
1:56 Did Fisher just kill Gir?
The Wanderer He didn’t kill her only knocked her out. You can do that on XBOX.
Not grim.. gir from invader zim
Pointtakenbrah ah sorry noticed now.
1:41
LAMBERT: Good Lord Fisher, have you gone mad? I don't know what to say. The mission's over. Get out of there, you're finished.
And now they got a dead CIA operative within the building. Third Echelon is screwed big time.
My god Fisher have you gone insane?
"He said destroyed it all!"
*Shoot Feirong's data.*
Lambert: "Damn, we're too late. They've destroyed Feirongs' data and our chances of avoiding war. The mission's over Fisher.
4:09.
Good Lord Fisher have you gone mad? 1:41
>The rays of light break through the shutters
>Sam slowly opens his eyes and yawns
>Still groggy he gets up from the left side of the bed
>MY GOD FISHER, HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? THE MISSION'S OVER!
Poor Grim...
God damnit Fisher
Oh, Crap. Fisher you just killed the wrong Georgian.
Lambert: I thought I told you to leave Ivan behind.
Fisher: He's not going anywhere now.
Absolute savage.
Lambert: That was a direct order, Fisher, The Mission's Over
thw mission over get out of there!
I wonder how many times lambert would say you failed the mission in different ways in the first few minutes,like one is enough jfc Xddd
6:09 LOL! :D
It would be better if Fisher got fired back in Splinter Cell 1, this way Fisher would never kill Lambert a few years later :)
European Pizza You do know you can save him, right?
@@theelegantassassin1174 no no you can't
he dies either way
cause plot
Just imagine all the checkpoints going through to make this video.
Fortunately on the PC version checkpoints are disabled and instead you can save where ever and whenever you want.
@DeadlyCreature OK that's really awsome to know.... I used to play on original Xbox and I did not realized PC was that relaxed, awsome work you had going through all that.
If only you threw a bottle at someone
Oh Crap! 5:50
0:47
My god Fisher have you gone insane!? 2:20
Can you try uploading Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow: Mission Failed, please?
I'll make note to attempt to do it. Will be hard though. Pandora Tomorrow is pretty unstable on PC, luckily i have a really old graphics card, so i don't encounter issues most people with modern graphics cards get like flickering textures, broken lighting etc.
Will also be a bit difficult since i'm not as familiar with Pandora Tomorrow and am not entirely sure where all the mission fails are. Only beat it twice. It's one of the hardest Splinter Cells out there. But I'll definitely see what I can do and investigate it thoroughly.
DeadlyCreature Ok, I'll see you if i can try it.
DeadlyCreature So you try Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow Mission Failed. I'll see this video.
Sometime when I have freetime. No promises though, i'm a very busy person.
so how did you do the colour night vision in this video?
GOOD GOD FISHER
Fisher’s an atheist!
LMAO, you K/Oed Grim.
4:05 If you knock out all 3 guards without alerting any of them but before the cutscene finishes, the game will act as if they succeeded in destroying the mission-critical PC.
The Fisher's over Mission.
Huehuehue
0:00 Sam Fisher thinks he's Will Smith at the Oscars.
that was so weird why that happened
nice
Sam you are not supposed to let him die now will never get a sequel for the next splinter cell
1:25
GOD DAMNIT
5:30 also me playing snipers on multiplayer games and my teammate is lambert
I just played Splinter Cell for the first time ever and i must say i LOVED it, ill defintely be playing pandora (Thats after this one right? xD)
Yup! Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell> Pandora Tomorrow> Chaos Theory> Double Agent> Conviction > Blacklist
Ah sweet thanks!
The Mission's over, Ratman!
To many failures and mistakes
#MISSIONOVER