Every single Christmas season, me and my brother can’t help but repeat “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year” in the weird and hilarious way that guy says it
Inspire Wire I had this episode on video when I was a kid like, over a decade ago. And from then till now I had no idea what the guy behind the glass was saying. All I heard was "Murrmakkahamakabrrk".
There’s something so funny to me about the chit system they have going. No idea why. It’d probably be pretty practical in that situation to prevent kids from trying to get multiple gifts but still idk. Has me laughing every time.
Dolph - gets small cardboard box Kearny - gets a dead rattle snake Jimbo - gets March 8th newspaper Nelson - gets book of carpet samples Bart - gets soft gray soiled wig
@@davidfarmer2193 Medic Alert bracelet, a pocket sized book about spiders, a sliding tile numerical puzzle game, a deck of cards, or a rubber handball.
Don Brodka: "If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in Juvenile Hall." (echoes) "Juvenile Hall....Juvenile Hall....Juvenile Hall." Bart: "How did you get in my room?" Don Brodka: "I don't know. You tell me. I'm just a figment of your imagination here."
Alternatively: **Bart puts in his chit and gets his gift** “A…’medic alert bracelet’? **Turns over the identification plate** “Uh oh! This is grandpa’s! I better give this to Homer next visiting day!”
@@M_W_L_F I thought the word chit was a mistake because I thought he meant to say chip. But then I found out a chit is actually the name of the little token things they use for stuff like this, I think, in prisons.
7 Years Earlier... When Prisoners Arrested by officer another Special Episode as long few of days for us When Bart another arrested raining of -Flashback-
Every single Christmas season, me and my brother can’t help but repeat “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year” in the weird and hilarious way that guy says it
I love the hope in Bart's "come on new bike"
Then why didn't Bart asked for a new bike instead of the game for Christmas?
@@Nameless82284 Certainly could've gotten away from the store quicker!
Ah The Port Authority, so many broken dreams, so many soiled wigs.
Maybe someone donated Bonestorm, you never know.
Someday I'm going to get someone a book of carpet samples for Christmas
My dad recorded this episode on tape. Send the carpet samples to him, he'll probably get the reference.
"Probably"...?
I like those odds.
Tell us how that goes !
God speed Little noodle
So santa is the guy who sits in Moes bar all the time
You mean Larry the barfly!
It does look a lot like him, but his nose is a different shape.
the dead guy
Rip Larry was a real one @@whenlarryhadababy9226
This is fairly accurate to Christmas in juvenile hall.
Dolph: "My gift's a box! Damn you! A booooox!"
merrychristmasandahappynewyear
Inspire Wire I had this episode on video when I was a kid like, over a decade ago. And from then till now I had no idea what the guy behind the glass was saying.
All I heard was "Murrmakkahamakabrrk".
Fun fact that line was said by the at the time showrunner Josh weinstein.
For the longest time, I thought that was just muffled jibberish.
Jet H. Stream the Buizel same haha
For some reason I always thought it was Russian 😂😂
my favorite simpsons clip of all time
Before I found out it was Lawrence Tierney, I always thought the store detective was voiced by Robert Loggia.
Sounds like him, the way he voiced Bill Sykes in "Oliver & Company."
0:37 Merry Christmas and a happy new year
Thank you!
Is santa the guy from Moes Tavern?
Is santa Larry from Moes Tavern?
🙁
@@eriks8382 that guys comment was soul boosting
This is the best episode of the Simpsons. I swear on this Bible!!
"Come on, new bike!" You can't fit a bike through that tiny slot! Do your homework, Bart!
_If he did that, he wouldnt be in Juvy, would he?_
He really ought to have said "Come on, Bonestorm!"
@@grantorino2325 Only to get “Lee Carvello’s Putting Challenge”
There’s something so funny to me about the chit system they have going. No idea why. It’d probably be pretty practical in that situation to prevent kids from trying to get multiple gifts but still idk. Has me laughing every time.
A TV moment that was pivotal to my online life.
0:38 how I answer the phone at 4am
Dolph - gets small cardboard box
Kearny - gets a dead rattle snake
Jimbo - gets March 8th newspaper
Nelson - gets book of carpet samples
Bart - gets soft gray soiled wig
What did the boy behind Bart get for Christmas? lol.
@@davidfarmer2193 Left hand fingerless glove.
@@davidfarmer2193 Medic Alert bracelet, a pocket sized book about spiders, a sliding tile numerical puzzle game, a deck of cards, or a rubber handball.
Dolph: box of nails
Kearney: filthy mechanic's rag
Jimbo: March 8th newspaper
Nelson: book of carpet samples
Bart: soiled wig
Ah, so that’s what Dolph and Kearny got? Thanks, I always wondered what those were.
Happy March 8th 2024. 😁
That’s like probably the only time you’ll hear that character talk, the background drink from Moe’s
Hello muda!
Hello fada!
Here I am at camp Granada!
Marge is Lisa at Camp Granada?
Don Brodka: "If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in Juvenile Hall." (echoes) "Juvenile Hall....Juvenile Hall....Juvenile Hall."
Bart: "How did you get in my room?"
Don Brodka: "I don't know. You tell me. I'm just a figment of your imagination here."
Catfish
Catfeesh
Capisce?
Nice 👍
don borko?
Juvenille Hall, Juvenile Hall X3 gotta get this season back on DVD lol!
"come on new bike"!!!? you can fit a bike in that! #lol
If it's a kids bike and it's taken apart, sure.
A new bike can't fit in that spot you get an F Bart Simpson and a soiled wig merrychristmasandahappyyear
The way he says "if you do not have a chit you will not receive a gift" is so monotone and military-speak.
Soiled with what? This is a vital detail
Prison Break -Flashback-
Note the Charlie Brown tree and the stockings full of coal in the back of the room.
Who is that guy playing Santa? He looks kinda familiar
Bart's thought/flashback.
That Santa soundz like he works for the taliban training camp much
Let’s hope this will never happen to Bart for real
He's been to juvie in one episode
@@cowboy8485 no I mean spending Christmas in Juvie
"Proud home of the soap-bar beating" Why does this remind me of the Pyle beating scene in Full Metal Jacket, is it a reference to it?
The movie didn't invent the concept of blanket parties.
That doesn't mean they couldn't be referencing it from something specific.
TIL the brown-haired tough kid is named Dolphin.
episode?
marge be not proud
Happy March 8th
"come on new bike"!!!? you cant fit a bike in that! #lol
"come on new bike"!!!? you can fit a bike in that! #lol
Bart gets a soiled wig!
@@Jicholson spelling error
"come on new bike"!!!? you can't fit a bike in that!
#lol
I'm to young and pretty to go to state prison jail
Alternatively: **Bart puts in his chit and gets his gift** “A…’medic alert bracelet’? **Turns over the identification plate** “Uh oh! This is grandpa’s! I better give this to Homer next visiting day!”
I just realized the guard said if you do not have a chit, you will not receive a gift. I can't believe they left that mistake in there.
What mistake??
@@M_W_L_F I thought the word chit was a mistake because I thought he meant to say chip. But then I found out a chit is actually the name of the little token things they use for stuff like this, I think, in prisons.
@@Melissa0774 Makes sense. We see these kids throw those token things in the slot before getting their gifts.
7 Years Earlier...
When Prisoners Arrested by officer another Special Episode as long few of days for us When Bart another arrested raining of -Flashback-