A frosted fraud? Cap'n Crunch, not really a captain?

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @Scott-ll2rl
    @Scott-ll2rl 7 лет назад +39

    He's not claiming to be a "Captain", it says that he is a "Cap'n", which is obviously part of an entirely different ranking system.

    • @baldibloxgamer8657
      @baldibloxgamer8657 5 лет назад

      contraction of captain, used in representing speech.

    • @baldibloxgamer8657
      @baldibloxgamer8657 5 лет назад

      contraction of captain, used in representing speech.@Ey3dontkn0w

    • @cats0heart678
      @cats0heart678 5 лет назад +1

      ITS CAP'N, CAP'N CRUNCH CAP'N!

    • @r8uen9n9ufr8e
      @r8uen9n9ufr8e 3 года назад

      That's the old US navy uniform the 1800 one

  • @MercOilbuner
    @MercOilbuner 9 лет назад +22

    Best news to come out of CNN in a long time.

  • @Brendan-Allison
    @Brendan-Allison 5 лет назад +11

    He served in 6 wars to earn those berries

  • @yugiboy7864
    @yugiboy7864 5 лет назад +5

    Leave it to the Navy among other armed forces to get their Intel completely wrong. Follow. First there is no branch of service insignia on his uniform denoting he is in the US Navy at all. His ship, the SS Guppy does not use the prefix USS Guppy which identifies it as a commissioned ship of the US Navy is another. SS would denote either "steam ship" or perhaps "sail ship" a prefix denoting the propulsion technology used in the ship. To continue Cap'n Crunch's ship is very likely a merchant vessel which transports cargo (your cereal) all around the world and or passengers for hire, clearly the SS Guppy is not a warship. Another point is that Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch was born on Crunch Island, which is located in the Sea of Milk; a magical place with talking trees, crazy creatures and a whole mountain (Mt. Crunchmore) made out of Cap'n Crunch cereal. To this add which is an island that is not the property or territory of the United States. Now we come to the heart of it all. Is Cap'n Crunch really a captain? Yes, absolutely! A captain from Crunch Island which altogether has a ranking system all to itself! Look it up US Navy it's all out there on the internet! It's clearly evident that YOU be held accountable for your grievous mistake and apologize to Cap'n Crunch!

    • @JWF99
      @JWF99 Месяц назад

      Well said! Thank you!

  • @robinkarlsson2121
    @robinkarlsson2121 7 лет назад +5

    just gotta inform you all, " the guy on the box is not a Captian, he is a Commander. nothing is suggesting otherwise, as he is actually calling you Captain on the box and even saluting you, also he has the rank of commander and a C for ( commander and not captain) the thing here is that you are the captain and you choose the cereal that you gonna have with you by the morning.

  • @clash_blazr5095
    @clash_blazr5095 4 года назад +3

    "Commander Crunch" doesn't sound as catchy

  • @spacerconrad
    @spacerconrad 6 лет назад +3

    Not necessarily the highest ranking officer on a ship, but the officer in command, even if only an Ensign, is the Captain while in command of that vessel. So, he may well hold the rank of Commander, but so long as he's in command of his cartoon ship, he is Cap'n.

    • @baldibloxgamer8657
      @baldibloxgamer8657 5 лет назад

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      @baldibloxgamer8657 5 лет назад

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    • @baldibloxgamer8657
      @baldibloxgamer8657 5 лет назад

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  • @Mark-qg8hm
    @Mark-qg8hm 8 лет назад +13

    Stolen valor!!!

  • @Whodatwhathappen
    @Whodatwhathappen 4 года назад +5

    tony the tiger, tell me those aren't mob names 😂😂😂

  • @No-bn2jd
    @No-bn2jd 4 года назад +2

    If captain crunch isn’t a captain,is colonel sanders really a colonel

  • @wittyclips...
    @wittyclips... 2 года назад +1

    The person in charge of a ship is called "Captain" regardless of rank. Although I've always wondered why they just didn't draw him with 4 stripes. I know, the whole thing is silly.

    • @xinguan2681
      @xinguan2681 Год назад

      Now they do recently it seems

  • @NNZ8888
    @NNZ8888 6 лет назад +5

    I found this out today. We have all been living a lie

  • @michaelfrancis9070
    @michaelfrancis9070 11 лет назад +2

    He is most likely a Netherland Navy Captain. Not everything is about the USA.

    • @number3665
      @number3665 9 лет назад

      ***** It's an American brand cereal made by an American company why would he be based in the Netherlands? Doesn't make sense

    • @Bone8380
      @Bone8380 9 лет назад

      American brand cereal.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 3 года назад

      He’s British lol

  • @NJTransit1985
    @NJTransit1985 6 лет назад +1

    Does anyone know how the Navy does ranking? Captain is not just a rank it also a title. The “captain” of a ship or “skipper” does not necessarily have the rank of captain. A lieutenant or commander could be captain of a ship. Or an admiral could be captain of a ship. There could be two ranked captains on a ship with one being the “captain or skipper” and the other being the XO. And that’s your lesson for the day children

  • @Jerrymane840
    @Jerrymane840 11 лет назад +2

    Long as commercial...as far as I am concerned.

  • @TheWholesaleHow
    @TheWholesaleHow 7 лет назад +5

    CNN was making the same quality of content

  • @nawafa991
    @nawafa991 6 лет назад +3

    CNN reporting the important news

  • @D5quared91
    @D5quared91 11 лет назад +1

    Hey guess what? You can make over 12 million dollars a year working from home in your pajamas, with absolutely no prior experience or education needed working less than 5 hours per week!

  • @BlutoNeee
    @BlutoNeee 11 лет назад +2

    he is a captain before the united states was formed

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 3 года назад

      He’s a British captain

  • @RonRock1967
    @RonRock1967 11 лет назад +1

    This puts a twist on the serial criminals.Get it, cereal criminals. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • @hiyokoslefthairribbon3610
    @hiyokoslefthairribbon3610 5 лет назад +2

    *NANI?!?!?*

  • @TrustaMann
    @TrustaMann Год назад

    HOW DARE YOU BASH CAP’N CRUNCH!! HE’S MY HERO!!

  • @DudeItsGoodMusic
    @DudeItsGoodMusic 11 лет назад +1

    Commander Crunch...

  • @TheRealBatabii
    @TheRealBatabii Год назад

    Why can't I find the original video anymore?

  • @zackwwedge
    @zackwwedge 11 лет назад +7

    Our economy is falling apart, and people are concerned with fucking captain crunch.

    • @supremer7ft322
      @supremer7ft322 7 лет назад

      captin crunch is not a captin he is aCOMMANDER!!!!

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 лет назад

      bane I know right?

  • @MarioS9262
    @MarioS9262 11 лет назад +1

    Because they have nothing else to put on the news....-_-

  • @wjrasmussen666
    @wjrasmussen666 9 лет назад +1

    This just in Crunchberries are not fruit!

  • @Goldone99
    @Goldone99 2 года назад

    You see that S on my Chest, it Stands For Superb 😆

  • @TacomaStreetcarDisaster
    @TacomaStreetcarDisaster 10 лет назад +1

    Pictured: News, apparently.

  • @WorldStove
    @WorldStove 11 лет назад +1

    CNN is to news as MTV is to music videos.. neither does what they claim is their focus

  • @2011laughmaster
    @2011laughmaster 11 лет назад +1

    Yeah! I want to hear about the real issues. Like peoples violence and talking about killing people for no good reason and oh....wait..............

  • @colourbearcoleus3497
    @colourbearcoleus3497 11 лет назад

    Not a captain? I don't want captain crunch anymore........ :(

  • @davidbanner7804
    @davidbanner7804 5 лет назад

    Any flag officer can command a destroyer or submarine and be referred to as captain or skipper.

  • @starrynights321
    @starrynights321 2 года назад

    Better to promote him to retired admiral. So many get a promotion like that on retirement. Like Howling Jacob Smith! Don't remind me of Pensions Scandals! Club Medusa! He don't need those stripes to be a Captain. Yet if you look close enough the artist got it right. Honestly I had no clue as to what they represented like stars on generals

  • @georgebutcher007
    @georgebutcher007 11 лет назад

    So do we get reimbursed for fraud. . ...

  • @kriysixvector4552
    @kriysixvector4552 6 лет назад +1

    You get a like, CNN still sucks though.

  • @LifeWithAshlie
    @LifeWithAshlie 11 лет назад

    My whole childhood wasted

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 4 года назад

    Why 'especially' Pop!?

  • @verycoolman3334
    @verycoolman3334 3 года назад

    I love every second of this video

  • @amadmavworld
    @amadmavworld 11 лет назад

    Captain Crunch is not really a captain?!?!?!

  • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
    @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain 3 года назад

    Snap crackle and corn pop???

  • @f0rbidden_cheeto
    @f0rbidden_cheeto 4 года назад

    My life is a total lie.

  • @tyriqlangley362
    @tyriqlangley362 3 года назад

    Captain crunch is a liar

  • @doctor_disco5623
    @doctor_disco5623 5 лет назад

    I just watch to much star trek to notice that the us ranking system is different

  • @markvanover1350
    @markvanover1350 11 лет назад

    Coming up next ....... No wait we don't have anything better to take about so let's go hate a a box of cereal ......back to u John

  • @TheGahDamn
    @TheGahDamn 11 лет назад

    Wow after all these murders and stuff they mess around with a cartoon

  • @ragemage7755
    @ragemage7755 7 лет назад +1

    Anderson Cooper thwee60 0:01

  • @zifrom7833
    @zifrom7833 3 года назад

    Commander Munch

  • @shelaclemons4936
    @shelaclemons4936 11 лет назад

    This is sooooo beyond stupid!!!

  • @wakeupworld216
    @wakeupworld216 4 года назад

    My life has been a Lie 💔🥺😰

  • @Isatouceesaybooks
    @Isatouceesaybooks 4 года назад

    I life was a lie

  • @cheifshane1
    @cheifshane1 11 лет назад

    Commander crunch

  • @colo1596
    @colo1596 5 лет назад +1

    😀😍😉😊

  • @onepiece321890
    @onepiece321890 11 лет назад

    Haha how is this news

  • @MegaCavalier23
    @MegaCavalier23 11 лет назад

    Lmao

  • @KB24isClutcherThanMJ
    @KB24isClutcherThanMJ 11 лет назад

    Lool

  • @ErikPT
    @ErikPT 3 года назад

    Sidemen brought me here

  • @VelvetWarthog21
    @VelvetWarthog21 11 лет назад

    Commander Crunch ....
    Next you will say he's getting married to his partner
    Homosexual Crunch
    Oh,Geezus!

  • @bradenkyzar2459
    @bradenkyzar2459 6 лет назад

    Fake news

  • @faepandora
    @faepandora 6 лет назад +3

    Commander crunch