Hey playas; here is my new vid, a genuine unboxing of a real car, in real time. Pour yourself a stiff one or spark something up, because it goes on a bit.
Yes this make much more sense, I watched it all back in november, waiting for the jokes to come. And 16min later I was like "Why the hell James May did something as useless as an unboxing?"
No, actually. Back when the trio was still in Top Gear, Clarkson and Hammond pranked him by having a truck ram into the side of the Dacia Sandero that Clarkson bought for him. He ran when the truck rammed into the side of the Sandero.
Just saw the new Grand Tour episode and when this video showed up, I freaked. I saw this vid when it first released and it was cool to see that this vid beat Jeremy's YT vid. Nice.
And to think. When i first saw this video, i literally thought this was how the car was shipped to customers across the world by Toyota. Now after watching The Grand Tour SE3E10,. I see now it was all made up for a challenge...lol. Good Win James. U literally had me telling friends here in Jamaica that that's how the car was shipped until recently lol
"Remember you only unbox something once. Something that has once been unboxed can never been boxed again, because it has already been unboxed." - James May
"Elsewhere in the world, awards are rewarded to reward excellence but here on the Top Gear Awards, we'd like to award an award that rewards a car that we found particularly, unrewarding." - also James May
Me too and I wonder when they filmed it. In episode JM claims there were only 330k views, while currently there are 616k views. Unboxing video was awesome, just like GT Christmas Special.
Jeremy's version would begin with him cutting a massive hole in the box with a chainsaw and simply drive the car at full power through the rest of the box
I'm really high, I'm listening to this in noise-cancelling headphones, I love Top Gear, and this YarisGRMN is my dream car... Lowkey one of the most pleasing videos I've ever truly experienced. Godspeed, James May.
Just watched the episode. I have to admit, I follow this channel and was awful excited when this first came out. Glad to know I was one of the 330k millennials that decided to watch it. Then again, not a typical one given I get great joy out of watching you reconstructing odd bits and Bob's. Out of all 3, you really are my favourite 😂
If Jeremy Clarkson were to do the unboxing, the whole video would be over in 3 min - open 1 side of the box, start the car, POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember all those comments from when this video first came out that said it wasn't a "real unboxing" because the box had obviously been built around the car and its tyres were dusty. Makes perfect sense now!
ive been subbed for ages and after watching this channel get some use for the grand tour i was excited ever since i saw this come up and knew it had to be somehting for that!
As you can see, this fellow, the most out of touch of the whole Grand Tour trio, has in fact done it right, once again. I don't know if this was on purpose, but he really did hit on the most bafflingly popular type of RUclips video that can be done on a budget. Not surprised at all that he won that contest.
xDDD that's the future of car buying... Buy it online, it's delivered to your porch next step- Build your own car DIY. You receive the car in parts and have to assemble it :D an even MORE compact shipping container, heck yes
There was these two brothers who tried to one up each other on giving the most useless birthday gift to each other. One of them finally win by shipping a Cadillac, disassembled and encased in a concrete block.
Oh my gosh, saw grand tour and then just had to see this, laughed so hard, missed a trick, would have wrapped it in bubble wrap :) this is brilliant and now you are at a million views, you rock
How did you get Toyota to send you a car in a box. I'm thinking they're going to start selling them in boxes to put under giant Christmas trees!!. 1.1 tons, that's really light !
Even this one didn't come in a box, you can see where they drove the car into the bottom price if cardboard and the footsteps on it too with the same dust as Mays footsteps from the warehouse. Fake box! Fake news
I am pleased to have been one of the 330,000 that helped you win the challenge. Shhh... we won't tell anyone that I'm a somewhat fat middle aged man, not a millennial.
Depending on how middle you are, you could be almost a millennial! They run from ‘81 to ‘96, meaning the youngest millennial is now over 20, and the oldest are nudging up on 40!
Who else came here after watching the grand tour episode to see if they actually posted it?
me
Yep
Y
Wish I saw it before the episode
Me
Having seen the Grand Tour, this video finally makes more sense
Tyler Dillon i know right when it first came out i was quite confused haha
Yes this make much more sense, I watched it all back in november, waiting for the jokes to come. And 16min later I was like "Why the hell James May did something as useless as an unboxing?"
This, along with David Souffle
Now I want uncle lou from /unboxingtherapy to make a reaction from this unboxing
Indeed
James May going straight for RUclips Gold Play Button
he finally got it
Alex T no he hasn’t 1mil subscribers
LOL
Ouch
1:22 the fastest we’ve ever seen James May go.
O my god will done I was going to say that
after scandiflick not anymore
Bro is a pilot. Never forget that.
No, actually. Back when the trio was still in Top Gear, Clarkson and Hammond pranked him by having a truck ram into the side of the Dacia Sandero that Clarkson bought for him. He ran when the truck rammed into the side of the Sandero.
I've been watching James May unbox a Yaris for 16 minutes. This is proof the man can make anything become exciting.
Bro I didn't realise the video was 16mins long until you mentioned it. Time flies when capt. Slow is around
I was like, Oh, it's 17 minutes? Well I'll be skipping some parts then, but ended up watching the whole thing :D
jokes aside these cars are insane
I would do anything to see jeremy react to this comment
I think that says much more about you than James May actually
Just saw the new Grand Tour episode and when this video showed up, I freaked. I saw this vid when it first released and it was cool to see that this vid beat Jeremy's YT vid. Nice.
Oh my gosh Same
RAM same here, saw this vid before the episode 😂
Yeah same, I've paused The Grand Tour to quickly come back and check the views.
I saw this a lot ago,now im watching the grandtour epizode...lol
Good but it shouldnt have beaten Hammonds video
"[SIGH] Three hundred and thirty...
...thousand."
YESSSSS !!
FZDFFBSR Productions currents stats now are
this is at over 1.1 Million Views
Jeremy’s first David Soufflé video is over 643K views
That was much more funny after seeing Jeremys smug face as james said 330
Made me cheer 😂
the most epic comeback of the history
And to think. When i first saw this video, i literally thought this was how the car was shipped to customers across the world by Toyota. Now after watching The Grand Tour SE3E10,. I see now it was all made up for a challenge...lol. Good Win James. U literally had me telling friends here in Jamaica that that's how the car was shipped until recently lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean... It would be cool if cars were shipped like that, wouldn't in?
Superbikes are shipped in a box indeed.
Yeah, and it comes pre-registered from the factory
You could build a fortress with that box or give it to Hammond. it would be perfect for a house!
That box is big enough to be a mansion for Hammond.
🤣😂
The box is the size of my home!
an improved version of hammond's motorhome, maybe?
Hammond size
"Remember you only unbox something once. Something that has once been unboxed can never been boxed again, because it has already been unboxed." - James May
"Elsewhere in the world, awards are rewarded to reward excellence but here on the Top Gear Awards, we'd like to award an award that rewards a car that we found particularly, unrewarding." - also James May
"Quote from the video" - some guy on RUclips
Beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes
What is box
One day people will be asking “who is this Confucius? Is he like an old version of James May or something”
1:20
How to tell a woman to ride you
Lol
or a man if they’re blt
@@kamrynruckle5063 why should a man br a sandwich ?
@@fluppy4202 idk if this is sarcasm but it’s a reference from top gear
@@sakai.tatsuya in the grand tour they said lgbt was lesbian gay bacon and tomato so yeah that’s what i was going for
All news cars should come bubble wrapped & boxed delivered. I think J.May onto something here.
Razor's Edge Yes, why isn’t unboxing a new car a thing?
@@Addrit85 I mean the lambo aventador svj you got to unwrap it since it came completly covered in plastic to protect the paint
It should have been unassembled.
Only James would enjoy putting it together.
The Reassembler
Oh geez, I hope not. This video would have been 4 days (instead of minutes) long, as he would be putting it together.
Also I'd kill for new Reassembler episodes
@@sutibum After he finishes naming all of his tools
In hind sight, this makes perfect sense. James May is the ultimate millennial.
and viral marketeer
@@Cloxxki ....and I lent him a magazine at school in 1978 & I'm still waiting to get it back!
UK CB radio servicing I don’t want to say it but I don’t think your getting it back. I’m really sorry 😐.
you know it's British when the measurements are mixed with Imperial and Metric
0:09 when I forget what month it is after being in quarantine for so long
Oof
How do we know you weren't shrunk down and unboxed a toy car?
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs because why shrink James down to unbox a toy car when they could just use Hammond?
Surprise seening you here!
Honey I shrunk the big kid.
Oh look a fellow war thunder player watching this
Was not expecting to find Iron Armenian here. Can you land this Yaris on a carrier?
I contributed to the 330,000 views.
May you legend!
I laughed pretty good at 'May you legend'
It's on over 800,000 views now. The same vid on Drivetribe has over 1.1m views
So did I! I feel like I was a part of the Grand Tour now.
@@RahulKapoor9992 yeah same
Same here... I was shocked when this showed up in the grand tour.
Watch out Unbox Therapy, May is coming for your viewers!!
So true though
“Well, James, how many views did you get?”
“Three hundred and thirty… thousand!”
Epic win for Mr May!
Disappointed it wasn't the Dacia Sandero.
They sell them in the UK now, I was so disappointed May wasn't in the advert considering the promo hes been giving them for years.
That would have been good news
MrWhatsup321... lol, never thought about that until your comment, have another like
😂😂😂😂
did you copy the other guys comment or did he copy yours? anyway I dont get it?
I feel like a lab rat because i saw this before the gt episode
Pedro Benavides yup same
Me too and I wonder when they filmed it. In episode JM claims there were only 330k views, while currently there are 616k views. Unboxing video was awesome, just like GT Christmas Special.
@@slava_trushkin it was filmed around October/November time.
You are not alone
same here
After watching the Grand Tour episode. Mr May, you absolute genius
unbox therapy needs to collaborate.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No he's kak and cringe
nope
Jeremy's version would begin with him cutting a massive hole in the box with a chainsaw and simply drive the car at full power through the rest of the box
He'd make the hole with a hammer.
*electric hammer
don't forget bumping into jezzer's car at the end
Peqqy yeaaah😂😂😂
I remember seeing Clarkson’s Soufflé sketches before the episode aired, and this showed up but I never watched it until now for some reason.
Oh hi toby
I remember watching those and thinking it was just some nose thumbing at France for British reasons I couldn't understand thanks to Mr. Washington
I could watch James unbox things all day long.
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
JAMES IS BAAACK TO YT
And he's doing ASMR videos!
@@IndiBrony
For real?!
Oo Türk
@@powerofthemonkaigul6726
Aynen abi 👌
Pennekoek
It seems to have racked up a cool 5129km in that box. She's been a busy girl.
DerangedSpyder 😂😂😂😂😂
It's a 67 plate as well, been around a wee while now.
only if you buy it in the UK :D
Yeah, manufacturer breakin. Some manufacturers will now break in your car properly for you before you receive it.
@@RobynnxX Lol, not for 5000 miles they won't. This is a press/journalist tester vehicle that makes the rounds between different publishers/videos.
9:54 who in the production has write 'kill him' when he said "unboxing in the unboxing", because it's so funny :)
Lucy Brown
Clarkson edited this
I'm really high, I'm listening to this in noise-cancelling headphones, I love Top Gear, and this YarisGRMN is my dream car... Lowkey one of the most pleasing videos I've ever truly experienced. Godspeed, James May.
Who’s here after the Grand Tour episode. Congrats James May.
Me
👍
When the episode aired they mentioned only 330k views, now it's already 1 Million! James rules!! Haha
Me
Clarkson: 'i've seen babies get out of the womb faster than this'
James May called Yaris a real call, I feel like everyone calling my Yaris a 'tampon on wheels' was wrong and I'm really happy. Thank you James
Just watched the episode. I have to admit, I follow this channel and was awful excited when this first came out. Glad to know I was one of the 330k millennials that decided to watch it.
Then again, not a typical one given I get great joy out of watching you reconstructing odd bits and Bob's.
Out of all 3, you really are my favourite 😂
"JM's unemployment tube" LOL subscribed!!
This is the youtube page he started when him and the guys were unemployed between Topgear and The Grand Tour. Richard also has a channel.
@@Rosweld76 could you please name the richard hammond's chanel mate? Thank you
Joshua Hariara sure thing man, Richard’s old unemployment RUclips is named “Richard Hammond Is Bored” all the videos are still live. Cheers.
blancolirio me too
@@Rosweld76 : You are the man, Bro!
OH MY GOD THIS CHANNEL IS STILL ACTIVE
ME LMAO
Yeah I subbed to this years ago lol.
Despite not thinking about it for 2 years I was immediately excited
In the Grand Tour he says it have 33000 views
2020:1250000 views
You blithering idiot he said it was 330000 views😂
@GERARDBERGER777 1.4
I love when I get a new car in the mail and get to open the box.
If Jeremy Clarkson were to do the unboxing, the whole video would be over in 3 min - open 1 side of the box, start the car, POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kinda want to see that now... lol
Yeah he would just drive through the side of the box without opening it whilst throwing the manual at a passing idiot
I'd, love to see that.
He would just use explosions
He'd open it with a hammer, of course.
You shouldn't have taken it out the box. It's worth less now.
Imagine in 40 years one of these sells for $40,000,000 at the Barret Jackson new in box, and another without the box gets sold for chump change xD
Says every retro gamer (mums why do you need the box!)
Yeah but it might suffer from long term damage though due to humidity.
James May should be on RUclips rewind that would make 2019 amazing 😂
@tHHE Anyway.....
The Dacia sandero.
And he did it in one take. Actually pretty impressive.
I can just imagine Jeremy and Richard laughing their ass off watching this
Jeremy would have fallen asleep halfway into the video :D
Glorious!
Phrophet Jesus Christ almight
My life is complete.
Now, I got Lord and horse powers
What are you doing here??
Jesus! Are you into cars?
JC is a guy the more you know
This video never gets old! Cheers, James!
Even after the episode this is bloody brilliant
In Clarkson voice..."Tonight...James May does a money shot"
Only James May could make something this dull this interesting
Having actually unwrapped a few cars in my day, I can assure you it's quite the opposite.
Nick Shillito he's made it a little less dull. Could've done better with the editing though
Dullest unboxing ever. But funny in how dull it is.
Conspirazy couldn't have said it better lol, the car is cool though
Watch the Grand tour series 3. Episode 10 and you will understand
Watching you explaining things is so soothing and satisfying. I really get excited when Grand Tour had some short documentary sections with you.
I didn't know you could get a Yaris in a box.
Jk, I'm here from The Grand Tour.
Probably one of the best grand tour episodes yet!
P a r a d o x The RV episode (Episode 8, I think) had me in tears it was so hilarious!
@@JakeSezz yes that one was very good too!
@@JakeSezz yes, also with the mike skinner gag.
Only James May could make an unboxing last nearly 17 minutes
thats why he is called captain slow
I remember all those comments from when this video first came out that said it wasn't a "real unboxing" because the box had obviously been built around the car and its tyres were dusty. Makes perfect sense now!
ive been subbed for ages and after watching this channel get some use for the grand tour i was excited ever since i saw this come up and knew it had to be somehting for that!
As you can see, this fellow, the most out of touch of the whole Grand Tour trio, has in fact done it right, once again. I don't know if this was on purpose, but he really did hit on the most bafflingly popular type of RUclips video that can be done on a budget. Not surprised at all that he won that contest.
@Ian Hughes It was either this or one of those disgusting Mukbang videos with people chewing with their mouths open.
James May is still winning, he’s at 626k and counting lmao.
the difference a day makes...
And Hammond hasn't even hit 50k views yet.
772 911
Because this is a genuinely good video. He is doing what he has always been good at. The other two guy are, as they often say in the show, rubbish.
Now 812,354.
The roller coaster of emotions in this video, you deserve an award Mr. May.
Lol, I also just watched the Gran Tour episode. This was awesome! congrats on beating Jeremy!
I want James May's unboxing ASMR thank you.
watch the reassembler show, it's here on youtube
Our greatest exports are depression and James May.
James is a pretty great export imo
You typed depression twice
Here after watching grand tour
Can't believe this video actually worked
Props people worked overtime to make this happen. Love it. Great attention to detail!
This is wonderfully dull
A delightful bore, to be sure
Almost terminally so...
Just the way one likes a James may production
More like gopping really
bad and good at the same time
I just watched grand tour and s3 ep10 and seen you had won the competition congrats.
Damn it, you! I'm watching that episode now and you have just spoiled it for me!
O....M.....G BEKEE!!!!
Thanks for wrecking my entire life!
*_THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED!!!!_*
😠😠😠😠😠
Yo same
@@heinzkitzvelvet it's still a good episode sorry.
Bekee x he did not actually win
Watched this before the Grand Tour episode. Wild! Keep this channel alive. Your cooking vids are fun, too!
i now need to find the other videos this video is beyond gold first full unboxing video i have ever watched
Imagine if royal mail knocked on your door and you opened the door and found your driveway filled with this and the guy asks for you to sign
Yeah!!! LOL "Sign here madam - is OK if I leave it in the porch"
xDDD that's the future of car buying... Buy it online, it's delivered to your porch
next step- Build your own car DIY. You receive the car in parts and have to assemble it :D an even MORE compact shipping container, heck yes
"Why Yes, i did Buy this Acura TLX A-Spec from Amazon, don't Ask."
There was these two brothers who tried to one up each other on giving the most useless birthday gift to each other. One of them finally win by shipping a Cadillac, disassembled and encased in a concrete block.
Who did Clarkson go and punch now?
Technically Clarkson is a producer
@@paulmaartin So he punched himself?
This is hilarious watched the shortened down version on The Grand Tour the other week Well Done May onto your next unboxing. 🤣🤣😂😂😃👍
LOL ... Now an entire generation will think cars come in boxes. Great work James May!
You need to give the box to Hammond and tell him you bought him a new house, bet he'd be happy about it
@ 3:24 [*sustained satisfaction] ..."Nurse!"
Oh my gosh, saw grand tour and then just had to see this, laughed so hard, missed a trick, would have wrapped it in bubble wrap :) this is brilliant and now you are at a million views, you rock
Came back after watching the grand tour episode. Brilliant. Blew my mind this video was just for that.
How did you get Toyota to send you a car in a box. I'm thinking they're going to start selling them in boxes to put under giant Christmas trees!!. 1.1 tons, that's really light !
He put it in a box it was for a competition for the grand tour it didn’t really get shipped to home like that
Unrealistic, didnt even have to undo 2 annoying twist ties holding it onto the base lol
or 2 bolts that go almost through the car
This is gold, I genuinely enjoyed the video. Funnier than the GT episode that brought me here
I just came here after watching the The Grand Tour. And btw. It is awesome. Nice Job May.
Why dont all car come in boxes
They havent a big enough fork lift lol
Because it would make garbagemen go on strike...
I was expecting some seriously sarcastic answers, but these are all quite valid points.
RUclips ain’t a joke son. It’s serious business 👍🏻
Even this one didn't come in a box, you can see where they drove the car into the bottom price if cardboard and the footsteps on it too with the same dust as Mays footsteps from the warehouse. Fake box! Fake news
That's bloody good efficiency given the specs!
Saw the TGT Amazon Prime Episode today, good work James, you won the lot !!
Nice vid James! And quite the large toy.
You're one of a kind James, no idea what my childhood would look like without you!
Younger
@Driving Cat, he makes one grow quickly doesn't he
I am pleased to have been one of the 330,000 that helped you win the challenge. Shhh... we won't tell anyone that I'm a somewhat fat middle aged man, not a millennial.
+1
Part of it as well
Best comment hahaha
Depending on how middle you are, you could be almost a millennial! They run from ‘81 to ‘96, meaning the youngest millennial is now over 20, and the oldest are nudging up on 40!
"Ohhhh nurse!" Pissed myself with laughter. Great episode of GT and this vid. was the happy finish!
I just watched this grand tour episode. Now this is in my recommend. Lol.
James May saying something positive about Nürburgring? LOL!
I thought the same. JM: 'Bomb it'
0:08
*no it’s november*
No, this is Patrick
Truly one of the greatest intellectuals of the modern world
This makes so much more sense after seeing the episode.
This guy should make a car show!
The irony.
Ur right, he really knows his stuff!
He AlReAdY iS oN oNe!! ThE gRaNd ToUr!! SoOoOoOo SiLlY nOoB
Calm down I’m joking.
how is this even slow playing it at 2x speed
That's CAPTAIN slow
Thats captain slow my friend 😄😄
@@rwdplz1 Tf I see you everywhere
Captain Slow :)
Now try it at 0.25x😂
It really all suddenly makes sense. Amazing!
I just watched this episode tonight as well 🤣🙏
I could watch a whole video of May reading an entire car owner's manual while giving his commentary on it.
This is what James May calls "satisfying porn".
"It's the Toyota Gerr Rrrr Mah Nah, complete bollox I know". hahaha
Unbox therapy: I have unboxed everything in this world
JM: Hold my Yaris keys
Pretty sure James could make any kind of unboxing and it would be just as exciting without fail
Crikey! It’s the rozzers
If you’d like to step out the car, my moustache would like a word with you